He definitely wasn’t lying about the Lotion bit. I mean, I grew up seeing my black friends with bottles and tubes of lotion, talking about ashy skin and such. It did not click!!! We white folks just aren’t raised with it. 😂😂😂😂Lol
its funny but i find it strange. same thing with the high pitched laughs or wheezing laughs. they are funny to listen to but i rather not have it at all or date someone who has those laughs.
@@jdogzerosilverblade299You… wouldn’t date someone… for their laugh? Like… really you’re gonna say, “Sorry, the way you express joy is a turn off.” I mean, to each their own, but good grief that’s bizarre.
@@MunfuBitty Katt Williams and Shannon Sharpe interview (almost 3 hrs long)....not sure if you've heard about this yet?? You possibly have, but just in case. It's about 1-2 months old and has almost 60M views!! Katt *CALLED SO MANY* people out...🤨😧😲😱😣😧😳🤯!!! th-cam.com/video/8oRRZiRQxTs/w-d-xo.htmlsi=x685Xwes5LaxRFww
I’ve seen this Bill Burr clip 1000 times, and it always makes me laugh, but when you fucking SNORTED, I damn near peed my pants!! I literally have tears running down my face. And we haven’t even got to the lotion yet!!! I’m gonna go use the bathroom before I continue. 🤣🤣🤣😢
Agreed. That was a bummer bc it's the best joke in the whole bit. They paused and told a story at a time that caused them to miss out on the brilliance of it.
@@user-or1ye3iz6d - This guy is a freaking EXPERT in pausing at the precise moment to ruin comedic timing and punchlines... and then droning on with his own non-funny stories.
They are the absolute best funniest most adorable couple too. Bill's podcast is always hilarious. But when Nia is on with him, I can barely breathe from laughing so hard.
Yes, they love and respect each other and have been able to make hilarious parodies based on the color differences. It's not a diss it's just differences.
Facts. I still don't use it, even knowing. Cuz I think my wrinkles are gonna look distinguished. I just can't stand the feeling of lotion. Its icky. I grew up never using it, so its an alien experience. That, and since I'm feeling icked out, my brain just goes "it puts the lotion on its skin." Nope. I'll be itchy. What white people really need is a PSA about black thanksgivings. Just, from experience, to save lives. First, if you're invited around lunch, show up at 6pm. That way, you'll only have to wait 2 more hours for the food to be done. Did you have breakfast? You dun screwed up. You don't fix your own plate. You didn't account for that. And all the black moms are in a heated national competition to see how many pounds of food can be put on a styrofoam plate before it snaps. That plate is your safety equipment. If you see regular plate-plates, you better run. You have to clean that plate of everything. You can only hope one aunt is being roasted for how bad their side is, because its safe not to finish that, but thats your only perk. Now, you might be tempted to shovel it down quick so you don't get too full. Thats a rookie mistake. You gotta eat those last few bites sloooooow. If you finish fast, you'll have the relief you just felt when that plate got took away get blindsided by the second plate full of food. I moved to the hood, and my leprechaun-ass had no clue. (Born in ireland. Yeah, i get roasted a lot) I got invited to three thanksgivings my first year. Thought I was gonna die. 2 final warnings. First, if you don't finish your plate, you might get the taste smacked out of your mouth. A true tragedy on thanksgiving. Second, accept the set-up for your side dish. Don't be a hero. I got asked to make the greens. Leprechaun, and all that. If you're asked to make greens or mac n cheese, just take the L. You're supposed to bring a punchline. But nah. I can cook. I'mma bliw their minds. Yep. Fresh greens, simmered in chicken stock, salt, sugar, garlic, pepper vinegar... a whole pork butt, smoked all night, pulled up and added to the greens, then greens and all back in the smoker til its time to eat. Don't do that. I have to make the greens for 4 families now, every thanksgiving. Last year, I made potato salad, and stuck some box raisins next to it, if anyone wanted. Lesson learned.
Bro your chemistry with each other makes this so dope. I watched a few of your reactions numerous times. This one was ridiculously funny. WTF?! Lol. And the headphones are dope af.
Got her snortin!!! Lmfao. Bill burr the goat. Him and chapelle and fluffy. Put them in the ring. 3way title fight I still could pick a winner. LEGENDS.
My goodness you two loosing it over Bill Burr is lovely to see. In a world that seems to be spiralling out of control with misery seeing two people laughing unapologetically is amazing to see.
Run these fucking numbers up lol I love seeing this. When munfu compared whites and blacks with plastic surgery, and said blacks are just more Suttle lol I literally screamed at my TV like I was just thinking that exact same thing! I'm dieing
I'm glad someone posted this....🦎 comment 🤔😆😂🤣😂!!! Bill, is naturally a funny person but you can tell that the 28 y/o 🦎 joke even got Bill laughing up on stage!!! It looked like he was trying to hide it!! Just like the *Home Depot joke* from another skit when he said that *"whores don't care about lumber🪵!!" But, once he hits the Lottery* 💰💵🏦.....I'll leave the rest of that joke out!!! 😏
She ain’t lying. I love my black queen. I’m a whitey here. lol. I mean I’m half Cherokee. But that ain’t saying nothin. But you ain’t lying. I love her soft skin. Sheesh.
Big shoutout to the girl (Bitty I think?) you're the first girl I’ve see who’s always on point, no pointless talk, just straight-up real. God damn. If she’s your girl you’re one lucky guy! Y’all are awesome. And hey, if she’s got a sister, slide her my number 🤣
Thing about her putting on that lotion, is she wanted to look good while she was out. And yes, the skin is absolutely beautiful and amazing. Was jealous of someone in high school because they were dating this girl I had a crush on and she was always glistening... looked like an angel.
That's the hardest I seen her laugh yet and she picked such a gold mine of a line to do it to! Side note, there is no gun registration ;) See what Germany back in the day did with theirs and find out why we don't have one.
Just came across your channel and had to subscribe! I can listen to Bill over and over and have for years! Both of you are amazing and young lady you are beautiful and you will still be beautiful when you get old! Not everyone needs plastic surgery! I'm an old woman in my 80's and that never crossed my mind! As long as you can laugh, life is good at any age! 😂
The part of this that gets me every time is when the white friend explaining the dangers of unregistered weapons while scratching his back like a bear on the mic stand
As a 52 yr old white Australian male, I can confirm there is no such thing as lotion, and skincare consists of showering, shaving and changing the bath towel when you get itchy.
SUBSCRIBE AND DROP A LIKE ROAD TO 5k! What we doing next??
Bro do Bikes or the first 48 by Tom segura, I swear you'd love it
Army of Tigers by Jonathan Young? if you ever wanted to understand the hype of heavy metal, nothing says it more clearly.
Tim Minchin - Prejudice (Live)
Matt Rife - Milf and Cookies
@@ryanbozzelli983 YESSSS! Both of these are killer bits
@@kingmasterlordI'll Make A Man Outta You by Jonathan Young is my personal fav ❤
You can fake laugh but you can’t fake snort.
lol real talk
This.
I have heard a fake snort and I could tell it was fake! 😂
2:21 you might drop a like, but WILL drop a snort!🤣😂😆😹
Lol😂😂😂
I never used lotion until I saw this stand up for the first time. Changed my life.
I didn’t use lotion for the first 38 years of my life
😅😅
Next step… exfoliate so the lotion can get through dead skin cells and work. You need more than just a loofah in the shower…
@@hatleyhoward7193 Not gonna lie, the crap with the tiny lil beads in it may be terrible for the environment - but it feels amazing lol
He definitely wasn’t lying about the Lotion bit.
I mean, I grew up seeing my black friends with bottles and tubes of lotion, talking about ashy skin and such.
It did not click!!!
We white folks just aren’t raised with it. 😂😂😂😂Lol
@@RyTrapp0use a loofah, African net sponge, bath brush. Many other ways to exfoliate without using the beady stuff
I love when women are laughing so hard and they start to snorting. That is the fucking greatest thing ever
😂😂😂
its funny but i find it strange. same thing with the high pitched laughs or wheezing laughs. they are funny to listen to but i rather not have it at all or date someone who has those laughs.
Facts
I think it's hilarious when they do the squeak sound. No matter what the joke is, that becomes the new focus.
@@jdogzerosilverblade299You… wouldn’t date someone… for their laugh? Like… really you’re gonna say, “Sorry, the way you express joy is a turn off.”
I mean, to each their own, but good grief that’s bizarre.
The lizard line takes me out EVERY DAMN TIME!!
I swear I heard that joke multiple times and every time it cracks me up.. this guy is crazy.😂
@@amak8935 Cracking up? Sounds like someone needs some lotion.
“There’s no shirt for your face!”. My favorite line.
NOT THE SNORT! 💀
🤣🤣🤣 I was crying
Once you snort you done😂😂
😂😂😂
You can actually see the laugh becoming more about the snort than what she was laughing at too lmao
@@MunfuBitty Katt Williams and Shannon Sharpe interview (almost 3 hrs long)....not sure if you've heard about this yet?? You possibly have, but just in case. It's about 1-2 months old and has almost 60M views!! Katt *CALLED SO MANY* people out...🤨😧😲😱😣😧😳🤯!!!
th-cam.com/video/8oRRZiRQxTs/w-d-xo.htmlsi=x685Xwes5LaxRFww
Laughter....the universal language. Everyone needs more laughter in their lives.
Wrap in plastic, it aint fantastic lmao
So is crying, to many people keep their feeling locked up, dont do that.
"Lil Kim lookin like a teletubie yo..." got me... that one was a good one....
I’ve seen this Bill Burr clip 1000 times, and it always makes me laugh, but when you fucking SNORTED, I damn near peed my pants!! I literally have tears running down my face. And we haven’t even got to the lotion yet!!!
I’m gonna go use the bathroom before I continue. 🤣🤣🤣😢
😂😂😂 OMG you’re funny!
I think the white itchy friend giving gun advice might’ve gotten missed thru all the laughter! It’s so hysterical. 😂
Agreed. That was a bummer bc it's the best joke in the whole bit. They paused and told a story at a time that caused them to miss out on the brilliance of it.
@@user-or1ye3iz6d - This guy is a freaking EXPERT in pausing at the precise moment to ruin comedic timing and punchlines... and then droning on with his own non-funny stories.
Scratching his back on the mic stand..... Genius.
"... I bet her skin felt really good tho. They want to talk but that skin felt real good .."😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
His wife of many yrs is black. I think personally, many of his skits are a parody of their relationship. And I love it.
They are the absolute best funniest most adorable couple too. Bill's podcast is always hilarious. But when Nia is on with him, I can barely breathe from laughing so hard.
Yes, they love and respect each other and have been able to make hilarious parodies based on the color differences. It's not a diss it's just differences.
Bill Burr: there’s no shirt for your face!
2020: hold my beer
Facts 😂😂😂😂😂
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
Bruh💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Register you weapons summit" and she just passes out back there 😂😂😂😂😂
My man said “don’t cheddar bob yourself” 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
The look he gave her when she said she was going to get her nose done.... PRICELESS!😂
she talking crazy lol
@@MunfuBitty 🤣
LMFAO! @@MunfuBitty
Mostly Irish here. I "discovered" lotion before the winter and I am SO much happier. I don't want to rip my skin off anymore lol
😂😅
As a 53 year old honky, I can attest that we are never taught about lotion until we see one of our black friends using it. Especially us dudes.
Oh my god 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Facts. I still don't use it, even knowing. Cuz I think my wrinkles are gonna look distinguished. I just can't stand the feeling of lotion. Its icky. I grew up never using it, so its an alien experience. That, and since I'm feeling icked out, my brain just goes "it puts the lotion on its skin."
Nope.
I'll be itchy.
What white people really need is a PSA about black thanksgivings.
Just, from experience, to save lives.
First, if you're invited around lunch, show up at 6pm. That way, you'll only have to wait 2 more hours for the food to be done.
Did you have breakfast? You dun screwed up.
You don't fix your own plate. You didn't account for that. And all the black moms are in a heated national competition to see how many pounds of food can be put on a styrofoam plate before it snaps.
That plate is your safety equipment. If you see regular plate-plates, you better run.
You have to clean that plate of everything. You can only hope one aunt is being roasted for how bad their side is, because its safe not to finish that, but thats your only perk.
Now, you might be tempted to shovel it down quick so you don't get too full. Thats a rookie mistake.
You gotta eat those last few bites sloooooow.
If you finish fast, you'll have the relief you just felt when that plate got took away get blindsided by the second plate full of food.
I moved to the hood, and my leprechaun-ass had no clue. (Born in ireland. Yeah, i get roasted a lot)
I got invited to three thanksgivings my first year.
Thought I was gonna die.
2 final warnings. First, if you don't finish your plate, you might get the taste smacked out of your mouth. A true tragedy on thanksgiving.
Second, accept the set-up for your side dish. Don't be a hero.
I got asked to make the greens. Leprechaun, and all that.
If you're asked to make greens or mac n cheese, just take the L. You're supposed to bring a punchline.
But nah. I can cook. I'mma bliw their minds. Yep. Fresh greens, simmered in chicken stock, salt, sugar, garlic, pepper vinegar... a whole pork butt, smoked all night, pulled up and added to the greens, then greens and all back in the smoker til its time to eat.
Don't do that.
I have to make the greens for 4 families now, every thanksgiving.
Last year, I made potato salad, and stuck some box raisins next to it, if anyone wanted.
Lesson learned.
Seriously. I had the exact same thought process about the bath towels and being itchy in winter.
100% true.
I’m European. All the women use body lotion.
He said, "She gonna look like somebody's wet napkin."
I spit my drink across the room!
😂😂😂😂
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7:01 you know it’s funny when each snort activates an even louder laugh 😂
😂😂
HAHAHA The cutest "SNORT" EVER!
Thank you lol
Bro your chemistry with each other makes this so dope. I watched a few of your reactions numerous times. This one was ridiculously funny. WTF?! Lol. And the headphones are dope af.
appreciate the love❤
Lmaooo thank you bro! Definitely really appreciate that
“Don’t Cheddar Bob yourself” is good life advice. That should be on some merch.
Lmaooooooo
"You all right over there, baby?" ... then she busts out. That's all of us. When someone's laughing like that, it's contagious!
You KNOW it’s funny when it forces laugh-snorts!! 😂😂😂 Bill doesn’t cap. We weren’t brought up being told to lotion up.
Lmaoooo man I’m talking crying
We were drenched in it 😂
I can hardly type this from crying laughing so hard at you 2 , Thank you !
Lmaoooo man I rarely watch videos but but I had to re watch this because it legit had me crying
Got her snortin!!! Lmfao. Bill burr the goat. Him and chapelle and fluffy. Put them in the ring. 3way title fight I still could pick a winner. LEGENDS.
and the lady said " gonna get my eyes done " . A small bit of advice if I may! Don't mess with perfection, no good will come of it.❤
A laugh comes from the mouth, a snort comes from the heart. Love it!
First reaction to this bit that I've seen where the reactor laughed as hard as I did at the 28 year old lizard part. I feel so validated 😂
🤣🤣🤣 that part was hilarious
😂😂the snort was on point😂😂
his facial expression are always what get me 😂
Thank you fam
this person was talking about bill but you a funny dude do munfu😂@@MunfuBitty
I've heard this bit live, and so many times after...and watching you two LOSE YOUR SHIT on that lizard joke had me in tears!
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Y'all are killing me with your laughter! I'm freaking dying over here between Bill's routine and your snort-laughs! Subbed for that alone!
There’s comedians that say funny things then there’s comedians that say things funny. The latter is bill burr.
Dude, I've seen this bit a hundred times minimum, and I've never laughed this hard at it. That snort popped me. 😂😂
Lolll yall snortin at the lizard joke got me 😆😆😆
OMG... that was one of the funniest reactions I've ever seen. You guys had me rollin. 🤣🤣🤣
My goodness you two loosing it over Bill Burr is lovely to see. In a world that seems to be spiralling out of control with misery seeing two people laughing unapologetically is amazing to see.
That hoodie is fire. Nice.
thank you❤ it’s a onesie
The funniest line "unless your like real ugly"
Left for say work saying to myself “damn! I need just one more Bill.” Nice surprise to come home to.
❤ ; glad to make your day.
Bill burr is so funny. Rewatching him with y'all is great
Munfu:..."Lik' Kim Look Like A Teletubby."😅😂😂😅
Bill rants are the best 😅 I seen him live n I was crying in laughter
Hell Yeah!! More Bill Burr!!
Man the goat! Definitely
@@MunfuBitty Hello from Detroit, Michigan!! Both you Made me LOL!! Looking forward to seeing more Bill Burr with you guys.
That snort, girl!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
You guys are awesome. Subscribed.
😂😂 ❤
thank you! 😊
You guys are new to me, and it’s been a long time since I had my eyes pouring out drops of laughter.
Lmaooo thank you fam that’s why we are here
That was awesome. I love uncontrollable laughter.
When munfu starts laughing, I just can't help it bruh 😂. Subbed 💯
🤣🤣 thank you family bless up
Her reaction was the best part of the video. So cute with a great laugh and sense of humor.
Bill Burr a GOAT standup to me
Man definitely my tip 5
Yall BELLY LAUGHINGGGGG 😆 Bill Burr is so STUPID but relatable. This warmed my heart. ❤️
The side eye when she said that, "no you not" that's some shit me and my girl would do
Run these fucking numbers up lol I love seeing this. When munfu compared whites and blacks with plastic surgery, and said blacks are just more Suttle lol I literally screamed at my TV like I was just thinking that exact same thing! I'm dieing
Love the infectious laughter at the lizard part lol
Don’t cheddar bob yourself threw me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
The snort is so adorable
"What would you rather be 52 and look 52 or be 52 and look like a 28 year old Lizard"? That line cracks me up every time.
I'm glad someone posted this....🦎 comment 🤔😆😂🤣😂!!! Bill, is naturally a funny person but you can tell that the 28 y/o 🦎 joke even got Bill laughing up on stage!!! It looked like he was trying to hide it!! Just like the *Home Depot joke* from another skit when he said that *"whores don't care about lumber🪵!!" But, once he hits the Lottery* 💰💵🏦.....I'll leave the rest of that joke out!!! 😏
The way Munfu looked at Bitty when she said she's getting her nose done... he's a real guy for that!
🤣🤣 yeah .. i suppose no nose job for me 🤦🏽♀️ 😭
Great job, y’all. You made my ribs hurt from laughing along with you.
Glad you enjoyed thank you!
She ain’t lying. I love my black queen. I’m a whitey here. lol. I mean I’m half Cherokee. But that ain’t saying nothin. But you ain’t lying. I love her soft skin. Sheesh.
Bill is so good. You should check out his Elvis bit.
Definitelyyyyyyyyyyyy doing that!
Big shoutout to the girl (Bitty I think?) you're the first girl I’ve see who’s always on point, no pointless talk, just straight-up real. God damn. If she’s your girl you’re one lucky guy! Y’all are awesome. And hey, if she’s got a sister, slide her my number 🤣
Omg hilarious reaction. Love you guys!
"bruh holster like 12 dollars" so fucking true lol
32 year old white guy here, I’ve never used lotion in my entire life. Lol
If a heavy wind picks up you’re gonna blow away like thanos snapped your ass.
@@Mystic_Kal 😂
hahaha you snoted, burted and maybe farted you were laughing so hard
😂
You two are my new favorite reaction channel..Love your vibe..💪🏾🙏🏽
❤ appreciate you!
thank you!
Damn I love you two, but enough! My stomach hurts like hell 🤣
😂😂😂
LMAO what a great reaction!
thank you❤
I love when newbie posters discover BB. Because it let's me see what I've known for years in a crazy funny way
Bill burr losing your shit is a good one
🤣🤣🤣 man I can hear it now
Thing about her putting on that lotion, is she wanted to look good while she was out. And yes, the skin is absolutely beautiful and amazing. Was jealous of someone in high school because they were dating this girl I had a crush on and she was always glistening... looked like an angel.
"Like a buncha Crackheads" 😂
Y’all’s reaction made me laugh as much as Bill.
That's the hardest I seen her laugh yet and she picked such a gold mine of a line to do it to! Side note, there is no gun registration ;) See what Germany back in the day did with theirs and find out why we don't have one.
There are still eight states along with D.C. that require guns to be registered.😊
Best reaction that was awesome
Ol girl snorting! Hahaha!
😂😂😂
Been a subscriber since it was just a few hundred and now I'm seeing it grow every day
Congratulations!🙌🙌
❤ appreciate the love!
Just came across your channel and had to subscribe! I can listen to Bill over and over and have for years! Both of you are amazing and young lady you are beautiful and you will still be beautiful when you get old! Not everyone needs plastic surgery! I'm an old woman in my 80's and that never crossed my mind! As long as you can laugh, life is good at any age! 😂
Subbed
The part of this that gets me every time is when the white friend explaining the dangers of unregistered weapons while scratching his back like a bear on the mic stand
I knew the Lil Kim conversation was coming when I saw the title of the video.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 man she down bad
@@MunfuBittythat’s a understatement.
😂😂😂😂
Oops i feel like im bieng called out on that lotion bit😂😂
😂
great reaction I laughed hard. one thing -after you pause it run the vid back a few seconds so a great line doesnt get missed
You better be joking about getting your nose done because it’s gorgeous and fits your beautiful face perfectly ❤️❤️❤️
thank you❤
You guys need to do Louis CK immediately. Funniest comedian ever. "Reason for women" is awesome.
For shit sho! We got him coming to the channel asap
I'm soo glad that I am not the only one who snorts!! That means,hilarious!!
You guys should try Andrew Schulz! Best crowd work of any comedian. He's HILARIOUS and also really clever.
Definitely have that on my list! Coming soon for sure him and Theo
The snort!!!! That go me rolling!!!
Funny 😄 bro that snorting oh I lost it
😂😂😂😂
Should try to react to Tom Macdonald music
Y'all got me rolling!
As a 52 yr old white Australian male, I can confirm there is no such thing as lotion, and skincare consists of showering, shaving and changing the bath towel when you get itchy.
I love yall man!!!! 28yr old lizard ...I love yall laughing so hard!!!! lol
Lmaoooo thank you my g we love you too
This is one I wanted y’all to check. 👍🏾
Recently discovered your channel. Great content. I'd like to see you react to Theo Von
Thank you Brodie we got some Theo coming
Man your collection of J’s is my wet dream 😂 love that. Take care u Two 💪🔥
This must be your best reaction hah!
Lmaooo thank you fam
The SNORT got Me!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤙🏼