SM64 - How Real Men Beat Koopa the Quick (TAS)
ฝัง
- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ก.ย. 2009
- Felt so bad for him, didn't even take his star. Teh pole dancing is 1337 k.
Point was to show that you can get all 8 red coins and still beat Koopa the Quick WITHOUT any BLJ's. Sexy IMO. Tried to keep it entertaining.
Encoded by Nahoc:
/ nahoc10
Huge thanks to him. I asked him if he would encode this for me last night. Within an hour and a half he was done. Thanks again, man!
One special shout out to Kymario514 (Kyman), for destroying this game with only 1 STAR non - TAS! Congrats =D
His Video:
• Video
His Channel:
/ kymario514
Lastly, if you have any "challenges" similar to this, that you would like to TASed (or Non TASed if I feel like it), please feel free to tell me, because I am running out of ideas... ._.
- Cheddar Cheese - เกม
[edit]Apparently I still need to explain: The "real man" in this video is Mario. People assuming I meant myself as a player don't understand the point of a TAS. This is a tool-assisted demonstration video with "a story" I came up with, not a real-time gameplay/speedrun video.[/edit]
If anyone here is wondering what a TAS is or why they are created, check out this explanation: th-cam.com/video/R3-ohYvi_fc/w-d-xo.html
You'll understand the intent of this video much better. =)
sonicpacker i whatch a video from 8 years ago and see a comment fron the creator from 24 minutes ago...
Talk about being in the right place at the right time, this video was made in 2009 but I'm watching it minutes after you made that comment
51 minutes here xD
Ashchu117 exactly
I can say with absolute confidence and integrity... that I'm a real man. XD
When you give the controller to your older brother:
WATAFACA
That's not his older brother that's a TAS
the guy with no since of humor * Laugh *
@@NinXuS fun fact
Most laugh tracks were made in the 1950's
So whenever you hear one
You're most likely hearing a dead person laugh
@@NinXuS his username checks out
Grandparents on how they got to school
My grandparents also race with a koopa troopa when they got to school !
Epic
*someone reset the curse that I have put on this comment*
Ok they did it. 666 likes is no more
lol
Wht did i just watch 👽
I imagine this is how Mario Maker courses will be when it makes the jump to 3D
Sneaky Steamie Ok pretty extreme
Sneaky Steamie 🤡🤡🤡
@Sneaky Steamie *free speech does not exempt (did i use that right?) you from the consquences of exercising that free speech*
Sneaky Steamie
They can’t be opinions if they’re wrong.
@Sneaky Steamie 🤡🤡🤡
“Hey Mario wanna race?”
_Famous last words_
Least he got a better deal than panno’s poor KtQ...
XD
When you accidentally take two vitamin gummies instead of one
Justin Y., is that you?
YBom06 YT may aswell be
2/10 needs more likes
It’s recommended to take 2 a day
*takes 5 vitamin gummies and comenses star storage getting both stars*
*Koopa has disconnected from the chat*
Pumped Up Kicks plays
*koopa has rage quitted*
Mario: *the pause button glitches* OH SH- *star music plays*
Zeta qlo te amo
*Sonic has disconnected from the chat
@@felipef6064 jaja el weon pesaoxd
when you learn to screenshot pictures on the Nintendo Switch
2:02
and now you can do that with...SUPER MARIO 3D ALL🌟STARS you get, 64, sunshine, and galaxy (not galaxy 2 though, we dont talk about galaxy 2 (even though its my favorite wii game).
It’s pretty weird that they didn’t include it with it’s prequel
Captain Antilles lmfao true
PFFF IM CRYING THIS IS SO TRUE
@@MatheusFronterottaMotta oh god
Man! TAS is the most MLG player I’ve ever seen! He like MASTERS every game he plays!
...
cough
why do i see him everywhere
whattheegg 89 Well, he’s so skilled at mastering games, it only makes since he’d want to do it a lot! 😃
@@jordanmicahcook wish I could be as good as TAS
The disrespect is real.
Daniel Pac Martinez 984 likes. Prolly didn't know u had hat many.
More than 2000 now
Tu puedes ver Bench tu
what’s disrespect about it
9 0 the disrespect is that he doesn’t care that Koopa isn’t that good so he destroys him anyway
Koopa """""""""""the Quick"""""""""""
TJ """"""""""""""""Henry"""""""""""""""""""" Joshi
Koopa """"""""""""the"""""""""""" quick
lmao
*Koopa "the Quick"*
*k.*
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Princess""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Peach Toadstool.
So this is what my lil brother sees when im playing
th-cam.com/video/jOO5kixErBM/w-d-xo.html
This is like The Tortoise & The Hare lf the hare actually won.
I guess Bugs races like this. Not even Cecil's turbo jets can compete with this
@@varietychan oh yeah that’s true as hell
koopa is a turtle
Or you could ya know...go up the hill......not send Koopa into a spiraling depression....
Yea buts not fun
I’m just giving that koopa... _what he deserves._
Miguel Le oh I see ;)
Lol
He damn deserves it after SMM2.
After that , koopa the quick was renamed "Koopa the violent" for some unknown reasons.
PierLuc111 I don't get it..
"Koopa the plumber rapist"
TechnoBurst its because he was going to beat Mario up because loops the quick as mad
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@@DrKevlar that doesn't make any sense though, he'd have to catch Mario before he could attack him and we all know that's never happening.
1:22 “Ah. Just in time”
*Koopa runs past*
“N e w P l a n”
At the end: Thank you for a breaking my game
Better:
"THANK U SO MUCH- FOR BREAKING-A MAH GAMMEEE!" - By Mario himself
I'm so glad this 7 year old video showed up in my recommendations.
Same. lol
Waddle Derp yes
Waddle Derp me too
Reminder : if a video you don't like show up in your recommendations, *do not comment it.*
TH-cam considers commenting as showing an interrest in a video, and thus will put more of this kind in your recomm' box.
Same!
Mario: *flies*
Koopa: Why you cheat
Mario: Exploits reality itself
Koopa: gg
Yeah. I also saw this man. I couldn't quite make out what he looked like because he was flying backwards and jumping baclwards up a staircase.
@COOLkid123 goodForLife_103 perfectly normal
"Perfectly Balanced.. As all things should be"
It's probably koopa the quick knows now to do this
10 years ago: TAS
Now: casual speedrun
o
2:00 proceeds to break the space-time continuum
On this day, Koopa retired from running and died on an overdose of depression.
Know that feel. :(
Did you mean to say "an overdose of antidepressants"?
F
His legacy is forever carried on by his grand kids in Super Mario Odyssey
LilDante675
Headcanon accepted.
A real man wouldn’t have ran from that chain chomp
IPokeEyesOut no that’s being a cowered a real man fight it
He jumped that fucker
@@ThiccFurryBoi34 woooosh
@@ss-ch7py r/woooosh, ya missed the joke buddy
He was in a race lol
0:44 so we just gon ignore mario’s spaz attack ok
Gamin’ Watch You clearly didn’t see the rest of ten video.
Those are the side effects of speed running.
WLBLBLBWWWAH
Ok
Showed my brother the part right before Mario collects the star,he grew so happy he’s shaking on the floor uncontrollably!
Oh dear...
6 year old me: wins free iPhone 5 on my computer
The computer the next day: 2:02
Lewis Mccartney Pausebuffering is actually scary.
Lol
WHO'S THE 421ST LIKE?!
XD real LOL
You were 6 when the iPhone 5 came out? Unbelievable
12 year old me after secretly drinking my dad's red bull:
1:29
@@bettercallgarrix O-KKKKKK..
@@cumbrous it is true
@@evenrik_2214 Nah, more like 16 at least till like the mid 2010s
Anyone got any similar stories?
When u give the controller to your older brother who stopped playing 5 years ago and he says: "i don't remember the controls"
*Suprised Pikachu Face*
"So, did you collect the 8 Red Coins Star?"
"Yes."
"What did it cost?"
*"Racing a Koopa."*
Haha yeah I loved Justice League xd
th-cam.com/video/jOO5kixErBM/w-d-xo.html
I will not like because 69
a better answer wouldve been “Koopa the Quick’s pride”
"Did you beat Koopa The Quick?"
"Yes."
"What did it cost?"
"I had to do it again to get his star."
Lmao
I mean you could collect the chain chomp star or the island in the sky star OR the red coin star.
Limão
Umm he used cannon so no
BossCrazyRoss imagine being at the store and you ask what did it cost? And the other person says I had to do it again to get his star
“Yah, wahoo, waaaa, yahoo”
Those were the last words that Koopa heard before resigning from his running career, placing himself into isolation, spiraling down to a deep depression.
And he hears those words every day while he is tortured every night
XD
I lays in bed with those words in his mind
Did somebody say *SPIRAL*
He eventually died of an overdose of stars.
Every year this gets in my recommended and every time I watch this
This is an 11-month-old comment, but I just want you to know that Pepsi Man telling the viewer to "DRINK" used to be my profile picture, and in fact, is currently my PlayStation Online picture
me: beats my sibling in a game
my sibling: hey could you not rub it in??
me:
The oldest sibling: Pathetic
Koopa the Quick:Wanna do a Race?
Mario:Yes
Koopa the Quick: Well how fast are you?
Mario: Yes
The icon matches the description XD
Mario activates sonic mode
Koopa: wait,but... how?!?!?!
Mario: *y e s*
Very fast, number 1
Mario: I'm speed
Almost a decade since this was uploaded and it looks like the dude is still replying. If you see this, cool video...
The fact that he liked it had me cracking up
It may have been made a decade ago, but I am just seeing it.
Wow, fucking wow....
@@TheLibran1 Well it's just a TAS, calm down haha
TheLibran1 same lmao
@@ToastedFanArt Oh hello again
Me at the beginning: This boi is a tryhard.
Me at the end: This _man_ is a legend.
mario: beats koopa the quick
also mario: Ight, Imma head out.
he used cannons so koopa would reject anyways
Mario: *I am four parallel universes ahead of you.*
Koopa the quick: Hey mario you-
Terminal montage
So many reference
Very accurate
Tas’s can actually visit alternate dimensions in this game
@@JAY-zf6jw just have to clip through the wall at the pixel perfect angle with the right framerule, and repeatedly mash the camera sticks left,right,up,down,left,left,up while simultaneously spinning the thumbstick anti-clockwise and also press a b a b b successively in the time of 5 ticks and...
that's how you visit the alternate dimensions. (This method is actually the easiest one so some people might think its a bit too cheap).
This feels like the equivalent of walking the circumference of the earth instead of looking behind you.
Very clever
Still waiting that week.....
th-cam.com/video/fxPN0KB0_o0/w-d-xo.html
/sarcasm
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@@jblessings2828 Please tell your God to shorten your essay so people will actually read it.
@Wow Wow Wubbzy Wow! I actually didn't realize untill you pointed it out.
1:06 - Gravity: aight imma head out
Mario has entered the Matrix
How everyone wanted to be as a kid playing this
Coming back for the Chain Chomp coin after already passing it and still being on time is the ultimate flex
This entire video is the ultimate flex
The fact he spammed zoom in on the chomps face while performing a triple jump above him
Pablo Cardona that doesn’t make a difference , this is a tas
@@EaZea what are you talking about? lol
@@EaZea Read the pinned comment
Yeah
Wha
Wohoo
Hoo
Yahoo
"These where the words that sent me to depression"
-Koopa the "Quick" Sep 6 2009
I haven't laughed at a comment this hard in weeks.
Btw the finish time says 1337
@@zephyr1741 we still can't unlock Luigi
@@JommiGommi but L is real :U
It was the 5th tho
Usain Bolt: I'm the fastest human alive-
Mario: *Say sike right now*
Victor Benetone Mario canonically isn’t human
@@theblizzard8735 sorry I don't speak wrong
More like hold my spicy meat-a-ball
th-cam.com/video/VaqdQhuvPi8/w-d-xo.html
*psych
Koopa the Quick: "Wanna race?"
Mario: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"
0/10, didn't even collect the 100 coin star.
iWest 625 th-cam.com/video/HK3m2xiBmcY/w-d-xo.html oops
Top 10 anime comebacks of all time.
sonicpacker u can do it I beweed in you.
sonicpacker aaaaand I subbed
Perfect Focus Seriously! In seeing the profile picture you have everywhere on TH-cam! Good meme tho😂
When its 11:59 and you choose same day shipping
Now THIS I like
That's not what underestimated means
@It's Yourboy 'underrated'
PFFFG
@@spootot this comment is not strong enough
I love how he collected all 8 red coins just to flex on him
He didn't lose koopa's star.
Mario didn't think koopa was worthy of giving him the star. So he used cannons to complete another star's criteria to spite koopa further, like the race was just a minor inconvenience.
The poor bastard.
Girl: Wanna come to my place tonight?
Boy: I'm busy.
Girl: My parents aren't home!
Boy:
underrated
True
Boy:.
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.
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WHERE THE FUCK DOES SHE LIVE!!!
YEAHOO!
I can relate to this
Now do it but go into some parallel universes
Build up speed for 12 hours
TJ """Henry""" Yoshi
Olivia Trapezoid without pressing A
Olivia Trapezoid meddle ohhh
Olivia Trapezoid
"An A press is an A press. You can't do a half A press."
- TJ "Henry" Yoshi
They call him “Koopa the Quick” despite the fact that he’s probably the slowest Koopa I’ve ever seen.
Have you seen a Koopa running in a Mario game beside Koopa the Quick ?
He is the only koopa in mario 64 so there is no standard, but yes, he is slow
True, but koopa the quick is big and fat, so I guess he is sloe
The footrace is the very first thing I ever did when I got my hands on the Nintendo 64 kiosk at Kay Bee Toys and I remember losing to him, you gotta remember this game was the introduction to 3D platforming for almost everyone, so even though it seems like it is extremely easy, most people hadn't gotten a grip on the controls by this point when the game was first released
@@TRJ2241987 i can't really imagine not having the grip of a 3d game
I literally watched this for the first time like 7 years ago and it still surprises me how good this TAS is
Little brother: I can't pass this level..
Older sibling: hand me the controller-
Koopa: How in the koopa hell did you get all the red coins and beat me at the same time?
Mario: "To answer that we must talk about parallel universes"
"A race is a race, you can't do anything else"
-Koopa """""The Quick"""""
Thank you so much for to playing ma gamah!
so long GAY BOWSER
Transport the scuttlebug
Martin Junior Balbi Hurtado Luigi: So Mario, how did you get back after defeating dharkon?
When she texts saying her parents aren't home but you don't know where she lives
Underrated comment
But you find her place before her parents even get back
th-cam.com/video/jOO5kixErBM/w-d-xo.html
The greatest part of this TAS is the final time. Truly an epic E1337 gamer moment right there
When you try to come up with a relatable scenario in the form of using the 2:02 timestamp.
When you hear your mom pull up in the driveway and you gotta do all the chores she gave you before she comes in
0:08
When she comes in and your still working fast and she can’t see you yet
Lmao
The Real Challenge: finding a comment from ten years ago
Done!
dukkySM64 saying secks
sort by oldest is gone
sad
*Switches to Sort By New*
*Holds the Page Down key*
Done!
@@YeetZmeN *angry mobile user noises*
Be aware that this TAS:
- Did Jumps, Double Jumps, Triple Jumps, Kicks, Slide Attacks, Long Jumps, Side Somersaults, Wall Kicks, Dives, flagpole jump and camera spammings
- Did a Koopa talk glitch (speaking from far away)
- Used a cannon to blast inside another cannon
- Collected all the red coins
- Used Koopa as a boost for a brief second
- Performed the gate glitch (with the bob-omb)
- Waited and won the race letting the Koopa behind by only a inch
- Didn't even collected the Koopa star
- Collected the star while having a seizure
Koopa the quick was standing there brainless while mario holds the flag
But can you do it in one A press
But can you do it in 1/2 A press?
Yes, but you have to build up speed for 12 hours.
S C U T T L E B U G S
An A press is an A press, you can't say its only a half
but can you do it in a START press
I'm pretty sure this constitutes a hate crime.
What is up with these comments with hundreds or thousands of likes, but NO REPLIES!? It's driving me insane!
Here's a reply
reply
Where is that profile picture from?
@@skudde4849
Rambo III
This whole video is like a well-executed longform joke. Impressive and hilarious every time I come back to watch it.
bro i love watching these because i love this game i realised this was uploaded the year before i was born
*"Cocaine is one hell of a drug.."*
100th like
What part of "finishing the job" is in this?
You must be fun at parties.
I subscribed for the daily content.
K2 FU You know, I agree with you on that. It is pretty annoying and it usually bothers me that it just spreads misinformation. I apologize for not mentioning I agreed with your initial sentiment. I'm going to delete my post.
Beaten is a understatement. He was destroyed, mutilated and executed.
Edit: wtf?? I forgot i put this comment here so long ago. Ive never had so many likes. Lol thanks
How Real Men -Beat- Eviscerate Koopa the Quick
He barely won the race by 1 second. Koopa is eaay you can get there 30 seconde before he does
@@thekyleprojekt7996 these comments were made as a joke, not for you to explain how koopa the quick is easy
@@thekyleprojekt7996it dosent matter of the time, but only the power
Humiliation
How my grandparents probably went to school when younger: Koopa the Quick
How they told me they went to school: TAS Mario.
This brightened my night, love you friend
:)
Look at the time at the end lol
TrollFaceEpikFace what about it
That's what I'm asking
Τακα τηε Gоᴅ No it wasn't
it's frozen because that's the time he beat Koopa
TrollFaceEpikFace 1337
timer: 1'33"7
me: OMG HE IS LEET
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I don't get it
Elia, forse 1+3+3=7
Peleus Teh Dood -.-
Ronald Rhodes dude, that is really slow. I do it in less than 40 seconds
bruh didnt even send koopa the quick to a PU what a baby
I have never seen this before, and this was posted 11 years ago. I'm impressed
Can we appreciate the fact that the guy took the time to make sure he stopped the clock at 1337
Enlighten me why???
L33t haxx
@@co0ki3M0NstAr 1337 is legendary
@@Goslo_ whyh
Divide that by 0
This is the stuff that pops up in your recommended section that you click on without question. Content in its purest form.
And its from 10 years ago and TH-cam decided to bring us all here again.
@@slashsight6577 TH-cam decided something good after a long time.
Let's bottle it and sell it
It's from 2009 TH-cam, of course you click on it without question.
Dude, Speed devil dont exist.
Speed devil:
My phone after i accept a free Service offer: 2:02
1 33 7 time haha amazing
SavageShawn what about it??
Gerardo Garcia
... Dude
Emo Imo yeah, i mean, i don't get it, i know it must be something, i just don't know what
Gerardo Garcia
Sorry, bro. You're not 1337 enough to understand.
1337 means "leet" as in 'elite'
Oh look
It's Sonic the Hedgehog 64
So many likes, and so little replies.
ah yes, my favourite Sonic Spin-Off.
A video 12 years old and still the best video in Mario 64
2:00 i love the pausing and starting for the dramatic finish lol
Koopa The Quick was then *quick*ly hospitalized after seeing Mario's racing time and Red Coins and parkour overkill.
Reason for admission: He got dunked on into oblivion. There is no cure.
“Welcome to the salty spitoon, how tough are ya?”
*shows video*
“Uhhh sorry to keep you waiting!”
"I beat Koopa the Quick while also getting 8 red coins"
"Yeah, so?"
"Without any BLJs"
+NecTie23
What's a BLJ again? XD
Backwards long-jumping. It's that thing TASes use to gain a lot of speed.
+NecTie23
Oh... well I've done it! XD
NecTie23 For a moment there I thought it meant Big Long John
Fat italian man breaks the fabric of time and space to beat an antropomorphic turtle (2009) (Non-Colorized)
Buckaroo Man AHAHAHAHAH
Not funny. Didn’t laugh.
It would fit better without the "colorized"
Hey, dont be racist
Hes not fat
gesstem ?? Happy now?
The timer ending on 1'33"7 was the cherry on top
Absolute madlad. From the beginning to the end.
When you 1v1 your non-gamer friend in a game that you're really good at.
Genesis does what Nintendon't . . . Ok
@@jakejake7566 😐
An epic gamer moment
@@diogoc1541 😉
@Genesis does what Nintendon't no need to be rude my guy. If you don't like this guy's joke, that's fine, but there's no need to make a whole comment about it.
How many lines did Mario sniff
64
42
9 out of 11
1337
69
og, this is the most impressive thing I’ve ever scene.
Imagine being able to perform this real-time though. True insanity!
When you play nothing else for 21 years
When you use a TAS.
When you manually choose Inputs per frame
its a TAS you dingus
Pretty much that would happen if you play 21 years
Laughing my ass off
Ending with a time of 1.33.7 was the real icing on the cake here
I didnt even notice
YUno Ivand what is 1.33.7?
@@Rickel2Hero leet
Rickel Due Hero LEET
@@Rickel2Hero *LEET*
This was very cool. Even if it's tool assisted, the fact that this is possible in this game is pretty amazing.
even if this is TAS its still wildly impressive oh my god😂
At this exact moment a real man was created
This is how boys become men
And he's been destroyed in that moment:
th-cam.com/video/lCl7I7png08/w-d-xo.html
@@fodebic5253 booooooo.
This should be a national challenge
The best worst it is
True 😂😂
so true :D
A human player versus a TAS speedrunner.
THINK ABOUT THAT
I always love it when I see peeps who have just completely mastered M64s movement
It’s a TAS, not an actual person
bro is a badass at parkour dang
Why did TH-cam wait 10 years to recommend me this gem?
Tomte same, popped up in my main feed for some reason.
Me too... I liked this one much!
Ya it’s such a cool and funny clip and it’s sad I couldn’t watch it earlier.
I just scrolled up to see the date and I ask myself the same question...
Ikr
You know it‘s a TAS when the player is having seizures while selecting the course.
r/wooooosh
Bradly105 YT r/ihavereddit
@@Bradly105 nugger
@@floatingf8783 OH NO OBAMA GET DOWN BOOM
@@kreng872 Niger is an African country but Obama was allegedly born in Kenya. You're getting your conspiracy theories mixed up.
Actually doing this and getting all red coins would be the biggest flex of all time