Maz Jobrani - Kicking brown people off planes and Trump is an idiot!
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- Sikhs being mistaken as ISIS and Donald Trump being an idiot!
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Respect for raising awareness for Sikhs in America!
Love all cultures & nationalities! Nothing but love to the Sikhs!
Sukhtaj Randhawa absolutely the reason I subscribed to him
Maz Jobrani
We love you too!
Sukhtaj Randhawa I’m a shia
In India, we look upto Sikhs, they are the bravest, most honest, set of people.. I can't believe that Sikhs are referred to like that there. Only respect to Sikhs...
what happen to that lady who told on the guy?
NOTHING, and a guy gets embarrassed
and plane gets delayed
vondior I hope she was embarrassed and learned something about not being judgemental.
@@ElliottYool she probably didnt even know what happened to the guy after he got kicked off!!
the irony is ,.......Indian Sikhs are the most humble and respectable people.... THEY R LIKE THE MOST HELPING PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ..if u are near a true Indian Sikh then u are safe no matter what
So true
Absolutely, my country most decorated Policeman was the retired Singh hero who arrested our corrupt prime minister 😏
I’m not saying this is not true, but how about the killings of muslims that happened recently in India, carried by Sikhs.
Foreigners will do everything to divide us Indians. If you have an Indian name and apply for a job, they chuck it in the bin so we have Indians who have left their homeland and settled abroad in a 5 eye country to be bullied! So turbans, burkhas, names that are not familiar to the lazy people to try abd grasp, colour, and everything that the colonisers dont like is for us to take in humiliation.
The thing about Indian Sikhs is so true.. So glad you are making people aware of this.. you are awesome
Thanks buddy glad you enjoyed
😂😂😂😂... omg I need to sleep but I'm on Maz marathon. Thanks for the laugh! Destress at its best... 👧💪👏
WIFSIS! You are awesome dude! Love from India!
Nothing but love back +Nihal Talat!
Maz Jobrani love your work ......but if you reply after 1 year it would be really funny........ But please reply if you see this
So funny!
Love from ISIS?
@@AlmostaFlipinSkater it clearly says love from India.
Maz's crowd work is always too damn funny. also love the social political commentary
Love you +killerkimm thanks for the support!
Hell yeah! Hope to see you in San Diego sometime! :D
killerkimm Me too buddy thank you! & dont forget to subscribe :)
Totally destroyed the 1/63rd Cherokee guy😂😂😂😂
WifeSIS can mean something totally different in Alabama :D
+dr3amr gurl get it Wifesis, wife sister ALABAMA
LOL! Nice +TheSheiban
Oh wow! Thanks for the compliment. You can use the joke if you like but just give credit where it's due :)
Also, loved your book!
TheSheiban Thanks, buddy! Appreciate the love & support! Don't forget to subscribe I got more good stuff coming!
& I would never take your joke buddy! That's all you. Mad respect for that one ;)
"wifesis" lmfao that joke went wrong.
😂😂 you win some you lose some
love you Maz Jobrani
vlan wel vlan elvoulany Love you back buddy!
wow maz jabroni replied!
vlan wel vlan elvoulany 😂
This guy is so much better than Russell peters
+Pravz D Russell Peters is my guy!
Pravz D I love them both 😊
Both talented in their own way and have got their own style bro
True I don’t find Russell Peters funny, sorry
Russell Peters is much better with accents.
I just died laughing this is ur best stand-up bro 😂😂😂😂
+BlackfireVatsal nothing but love my friend I appreciate you!
am a Muslim as well as an Indian...
what will they call me then😢
We Muslims love to love..
I pray, I do hijab, I fast, I try to please my Allah.. AND I also laugh, I do make friends , I love having fun., I aim to b a doctor.. and I am Muslim. please do not hate us..😢
+Jaweria Mahreen nothing but love buddy just keep spreading positivity
Jaweria Mahreen You're not the problem. It's those extremist assholes who give you a bad name.
Hilarious! Keep up the good Maz. Love from the UK
Dude... you r awesome... and I am a Sikh and I have been through that ISIS thing in Canada... I really appreciate you.. because I have seen ur videos and u really aware people that every middle eastern is a not terrorists
+aman tiwana much love buddy I appreciate you
1/63 Cherokee, WTF?
I want to see the mathematical derivation behind that.
The concept of DNA......percentage....now you can understand
Same lol.
@@dhananjaysharma1114 What?
@@alandgomez5905 if you consider the whole DNA as in 63 parts then in his DNA The 1/63 part is cherokee ..just some random maths figure
@@dhananjaysharma1114 How can it be an odd number if no matter how many generations there are it's always 2, 4, 8 etc?
I'm late.. To find your channel but believe you're awesome.. Even I like to do comedy.. And u inspire me... Keep up the good work sir... (Will be surprised if u reply... Maybe u would orrrr mayyybee u wont.. That's just fine sir😂)
1/63 Cherokee lmao
Wouldn't it make more sense if it were 1/64 Cherokee? That would be one 4th great-grandparent. 1/63 is not even, not one whole ancestor.
I'm Indian and I love it when you fun of our accent 😂
Enjoyed this thoroughly, Damaadji, ( son in law of India)
I made my family watch ur (tooti fruti) joke
I never seen my dad laugh like that b4
All love hope u make it way bigger than u wanted
THIS DUDE IS HALARIOUS. OH MY GOD.
love from Lebanon bro
Much love back +Bayan Fakih
Hello
jamelik
Its 5am in Tehran, and Im constantly watching your clips. thankfully its nearly done Maz, I wish I could stop watching and get some sleep lolll
much love +Bozorgmehr K I appreciate you! Get some sleep but don't forget to subscribe before :)
hahaha I had subscribed before this nightmare of laughter happened to me lol
Bozorgmehr K Thanks my friend!!!
You always make me laugh so hard I have an asthma attack.
Thanks for the love +Elizabeth Hasseries!
🙄
Because he is a terrorist. It's a new weapon
Love your videos, Maz! Your sense of humor is amazing
+Yelena Serova thanks for watching Yelena!
Maz should definitely have a late night show, brilliant comedian 👏🏼
Wonderful video! Maz, thank you for bring the love for all people. :)
How could you be 1/63rd anything? It has to be a power of 2. 1/64th is what he probably meant.
maybe the 64th is Persian
I died laughing when he said that his wife terrorizes him
Love your talks! You are awesome, Maz. Lots of love :)
+Rohit Mujumdar nothing but love back Rohit YOU are awesome
I love your videos, Maz. I'm from Georgia and we're also middle easterners a little bit :-))) When I listen to your jokes I realise there are so many things we have in common.
loved that improve "how many people were involved?". Honestly, I paused the video and laughed for a good ten minutes. you're awsome.
+Haider Behbahanipour much love buddy thanks for watching
I am fan of Russel Peters but after watching your this act I can say I am your fan also....
Thank you +Harvinder Pal Singh & I am a fan of you!
Just brilliant! Please come to Ireland 🙏
@Maz Jobrani... I just love you man.. u r awesome... i just wish there are more sane people like you man... admire you... god bless...
+Jude Dunn nothing but love back bud
I really wanna watch your shows live, Maz
Come laugh with me +Raymond XL! You can find upcoming live schedule here: www.mazjobrani.com/
Literally one of the best sets ever. Can’t get enough of it 😍 can’t wait for the international live tour to come to Germany this year 🔥!! Together with Enissa Amani 💪🏻
man i can't stop watching your videos 😂😂😂
I just can't get enough "WIFESIS" 😂!
That's a refreshing way to laugh about diversity and misconceptions.
Great content man! Subscribed
+Rakesh Samaddar much love Rakesh thanks buddy!
That guy in the audience, is 1/63rd Cherokee, because it takes a village to raise a child and I guess create one too.
Hahahaha
Teehee
Ya yar yarp
Lol
Maz is brilliant, I love the way he improvises around the hecklers.
And on a side note, does anyone notice a similarity between the way Donald Trump talks about immigrants and the way Hitler blamed immigrants for Germany's woes prior to WW2?
You're too kind +Christopher Caldwell I immensely appreciate your love & support!
Love you Maz ! Always making a point and alo make me laugh🥰🥰🥰🥰
man u should seriously come 2 INDIA for a show u r so great that..... man u gonna blow us away man(lol) great JOB
Love you Maz, khoda omret bedeh!
+ashegam What does that mean?
+Ryan Steiger
god be with you or something?
Merci +ashegam nothing but love back to you my friend!
Khoda omret bedded means hope god gives you long life.
Ryan Steiger Means “I am in love !!” or liking something intensely close enough to loving it. In Persian daily conversation usually means “ love it” as English speakers interject in daily conversation.
MORE MAZ!!!
+Lewent Ersoy more comments! Thanks bud! Every Tuesday! Make sure to subscribe to catch them :)
I love Maz!
Much Love Maz 😙
I just saw Maz in an episode of Curd Your Enthusiasm!! Wtf! 😀😀
Walha you’re the best Maz 😁
This is fantastic
Well done! I"m a fan!
omg this is the best my man!
YOU are the best Richard thanks for the love bud!
"I mean she terrorizes me . . . she's more like WIFSIS." too fucking funny!
Best line, How the hell does that shit happen? How many people were involved?
was watching Russell Peter's that bring mere here .. thumbs up ur too gud man . love ur videos..
+Aman Dhaliwal much love Aman I appreciate you!
u r amazing .. stand-up comedy addicted to ur videos
+79shavi YOU are amazing my friend!
That was HILARIOUS.
I have also witnessed these types of behaviors.
Love your work ! Just saw your Netflix special ...Hilarious ! Keep reaching new heights Maz !
Thanks +Dhinesh Natarajan same to you buddy! Make sure to sub! Nothing but love & I appreciate you!
Ur an amazing sir n when ever I am sad, I watch ur video n u make laugh, ntg but a love from India.
So much respect sir
Love to Maz ❤️😂
Love from India, you're awesome man
+VishalKrSingh 78 nothing but love man I appreciate you
Love you maz bhai, pls visit dallas.
Lol. He's too funny!
The only way anyone could be "1/63rd" of anything would be if somewhere, that person's family tree didn't fork as much as it should...
+Asenueh LOL
loved it!!!
Thank you +Abhinava Mukherjee appreciate the support! Nothing but love
he should just make up a word like Irndian
Just wonderful..
+Homayun Mohaselzadeh YOU are just wonderful!
great job maz
+prakash pal nothing but love! Appreciate your support my friend!
Straight up
LOVE THE CROWD
I'd love to see a show with this guy and K-Von.
Unexpectedly funnyyy
He Backk !
thats good man!
This was hilarious 😂😂
This guy is great!
+Ankit Khandelwal YOU are great! Thanks for the support buddy!
Hahaha you're hilarious😂😂😂
FYI Jordan is a country in the Middle East
Hilarious. Keep it up!!
+MHN thanks buddy appreciate you!
Lovely
hahaha...he is awesome so....funny
Thanks +Bindu Vasudevan!
True
so always so funny
❤Lots of❤
+Roya Shahab thanks Roya!
❤️💕like and share his stuff he’s so great
😂😂😂 last minute videos
Half Iranian half white?lol what does that even mean?Iranians are white!
NarimanTV not exactly
it's a really diverse place(ethically at least)
Ik but the color of skins are white.So why would we call Europeans and Americans white but other white people with other names? It's racist af!
Nariman TV
"white" for western people is a code word. It means "that guy is from us" :D They do not use it literally.
So funny!
"holy moly donut shop"
Shut up mar tikeh ye pacheh khor.
Show some respect to mr. president.
Kir to sibilet.
I think this dude is good as well as Russel Peter.But Russel is more stereotype
Barack Hussein Russell doesn't do stereotyping. he just sees it 😅😂😂
@@DariusDareDevil ya as he say😂😂
Love U Man, aus iran
a 6 year old.....freaked out.....wow.
1/63rd means 30 generations of grandparents. At a generous 20 years per generations that would mean he had a Cherokee ancestor 600 years ago... AND one of his ancestors self impregnated.
Liars these days...lofl
ROFL!! 😂😂
Funny and sad story....
lol
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
Ohhh... Hahaha lol... OMG.