Reminds me of how the Saturn V rockets were described - ejecting the mass of a blue whale every second or so during liftoff. WHALE! WHALE! WHALE! WHALE!
Honestly, the fact that they're flying half random the entire time terrifies me WAAAAAAYYY more than them acting like they're supposed to 😂 at least you know when you are gonna explode
@@treanttrooper6349 Well, in amime , if you're the hero , you either get to shrug them off of your plot armor or you are just SO DAMN SKILLED(!) you evade every one of them =)
Here's a nice mod idea for CH: You know how pilots perform fox calls when firing air-to-air missiles? Why not make the missiles foxes? But not just any foxes. Furries in fox fursuits! That way we get to see furries explode.
As great as the war games are. As cool as the “new tech vs new tech” vids are. This unmatched silliness is why the Reapers are the apex content creation team for DCS.
Hehehe, this reminds me of a tank simulator we built back in the early/mid-'90s using some high-end SGI workstations - we messed up a config file for the sim, such that it couldn't find the right model for the gun projectile, so it defaulted to the first model in its list which was an M1A1 tank. We all started giggling uncontrollably the first time we tried firing the gun and saw an entire _tank_ come flying out the muzzle at sabot round speeds. We quickly dubbed it our "rapid deployment" option! 🤣🤣🤣
And back around the turn of the century I was working for NVL, where we had a bunch of SGI O2's as development workstations. We pretty much exhausted the dictionary entries of words starting with "oo" in naming them: "oomph", "oops", "ooze", "oodles", and "oolong". 😄
I feel like the Drunk Nasam was someone trying to make a mod for a missile, it didnt go great, so he decided "before I redo the code.. let's keep it in the drawer, it's funny"
From the farthest western airbase on the map to London in real life is 1,800 miles. The Max range of ferry range of an F-15E is 3,100 miles. Sounds like someone could fly around low fidelity Europe is they wanted.
I absolutely need more of this goofy stuff. Goofy stuff but put into a mission would be great. Escorting the GAU-8 B-1s, trying to shoot down a Mach 1,000 plane but it's super low, etc
Hah, this upload has really reminded me of VideoGamsCanada and the shenanigans they were doing reviewing chaotic mods over a decade ago on TH-cam. However they were only two guys (Dennis & Rory), they barely got to 70k subs before the channel was removed, and was mainly Farming Simulator, along with Minecraft and other random games they'd do, as I'm sure DCS and/or LockOn would've been to professional 😄.
The drunken missles would be great the next canyon run contest, with more missles launching the further you make it so by the end there's 30 missiles chasing you over the finish line. Bragging rights for pulling it off in an Albatross.
The cow and orca missiles remind me of when Monster Truck Madness mods started coming out. Every bit of scenery in the game were made into monster trucks. Helicopters, picnic tables, etc..
I just remembered watching a video about ground speed record and they were using an old f4 or something basically without wings on it. With metal wheels on it. Unfortunately the person died.
a rear facing GAU8 in a turret on the B1 like the early B52s had would be scary.....and a belly mounted turret!! Imagine an AC version of the B1!! Strafeing runs at high speed with laser guided GAU8...........
Since we are rather silly (good sometimes) today, how about a baby in god mode firing a portable CIWS? Or a flying brown labrador with rockets and missiles? Or... a giant yellow Russian submarine carrying battle tanks, vehicles and more?
Make a beer or a vodka missile. We can confidently claim we're running from our addictions. Or maybe an actual telegraph pole skin for Axeheads or something. Or a Strike Eagle firing actual eagles. Maybe reskin an aircraft into an orca or something? Possiblities are endless.
Most of the problems that cause failure is expecting the software to do everything. For example, the keyboard, joystick and mouse controls are all different and within each of these device many different varieties. Another example is the MACH 1000 SR72 is not variable geometry since a rocket is fundamentally different from subsonic plane. PS...These mod probably work on a specific system which usually the developer's system. I don't know if the physics and probability dice table for a B2 with 4 GAU Gun in the wing is correct...probably okay for WW2 plane but for a larger Jet (depleted uR bullet would interfere with each other)?
How do I get mods like this for my DCS just got my first good computer and DCS still figuring controls and working the options. Thanks to your videos I'm learning what mistakes not to make financial and time management. I can fly shoot and have fun now. Your videos definitely help with the learning curve. But I do love some silly time on my games. just have fun and not be stressed. Thank you grim reaper and BOYS
question/possible video.... can a single C-9 carrying 5 each 9 pod rapid dragon LRASMs pallets, controled by an AWACS, take out a Chinese carrier group, or part of the group??
here's another one.... can helicopter gunships be used to defend against a sheade drone swarm attack?? if so, would helecopter pilots rate "ACE" status for shooting down enough of them?
can you make a video on where to get a lot of the popular mods? and how to install them on standalone and steam, in on steam and a lot of the videos are for standalone and out of date. and i cant find a source i dont find suspicious for some mods
I SAID RAIL GUN NOT WHALE GUN
lol
Reminds me of how the Saturn V rockets were described - ejecting the mass of a blue whale every second or so during liftoff. WHALE! WHALE! WHALE! WHALE!
Dart gun. Dart gun, not...
Right. I was wondering, under what circumstances would you use this.
Wail gun?
The Drunken NASAMS act like every single Anime missile launch I've seen. Pretty badass to be honest.
Honestly, the fact that they're flying half random the entire time terrifies me WAAAAAAYYY more than them acting like they're supposed to 😂 at least you know when you are gonna explode
@@treanttrooper6349 Well, in amime , if you're the hero , you either get to shrug them off of your plot armor or you are just SO DAMN SKILLED(!) you evade every one of them =)
What. The actual. Hell.
I don't see the problem...
@@grimreaperssomeone’s gonna mod SAMs shaped like a hand that tickles the aircraft’s chin
@@grimreapers same mate.
@@Leonard-nb7jkok I'm actually gonna go do that, back to blender.
@@kermittoad
Give them the middle finger
This is definitely one of the DCS videos of all time.
Here's a nice mod idea for CH:
You know how pilots perform fox calls when firing air-to-air missiles? Why not make the missiles foxes? But not just any foxes. Furries in fox fursuits!
That way we get to see furries explode.
What's better than one furry on the moon without a spacesuit? All furries on the moon without a spacesuit.
and make them woke
"Inconsiderable amount of tomfoolery" that's how this video should've been called.
I sort of thought the tomfoolery simulation would move more toward....mortal combat; more graphical kills causing another technical logical race...
As great as the war games are. As cool as the “new tech vs new tech” vids are. This unmatched silliness is why the Reapers are the apex content creation team for DCS.
Killer whale missile is the mod we all need
But why backwards?! Cruel...
@@grimreapers they are just using a blow back engine bypass widget, best not to question the physics of it. 😳
@@jaxompol224 It has to be that their air intake on top and then they breath it out their mouth with flames :)
Gojira warned us about Flying Whales and the movie twister warned us about flying cows.
Hehehe, this reminds me of a tank simulator we built back in the early/mid-'90s using some high-end SGI workstations - we messed up a config file for the sim, such that it couldn't find the right model for the gun projectile, so it defaulted to the first model in its list which was an M1A1 tank. We all started giggling uncontrollably the first time we tried firing the gun and saw an entire _tank_ come flying out the muzzle at sabot round speeds. We quickly dubbed it our "rapid deployment" option! 🤣🤣🤣
And back around the turn of the century I was working for NVL, where we had a bunch of SGI O2's as development workstations. We pretty much exhausted the dictionary entries of words starting with "oo" in naming them: "oomph", "oops", "ooze", "oodles", and "oolong". 😄
I feel like the Drunk Nasam was someone trying to make a mod for a missile, it didnt go great, so he decided "before I redo the code.. let's keep it in the drawer, it's funny"
That is correct. I am Dark.
20:00 Cannonball failing spectacularly at a SpaceX booster landing.
Needs more power?
@@grimreapersmore power is always a good thing😂
Those drunk missiles looked really fun
Spin stabilize for the win.
Interesting that the DCS map doesn’t have the rest of the wold but TACVIEW does. -Starscream
This is the first time we realised that the whole of Europe is modelled (in low detail). Still quite cool.
@@grimreapers
Does beg the question if you can circumvent the globe (in controllable aircraft preferably)
@@grimreapersIt makes one wonder if at one time that ED had plans to just keep expanding the current Caucuses map?
From the farthest western airbase on the map to London in real life is 1,800 miles. The Max range of ferry range of an F-15E is 3,100 miles. Sounds like someone could fly around low fidelity Europe is they wanted.
Hope your happy Cap, You made beer come out my nose!
"How many Mach is that?"
"ALL OF THEM!"
It goes without saying that the 'backwards firing whale cannon' was by far the funniest part of the video 🤣
The drunken missiles made that segment the most anime GR has ever been. Well done, ya weebs.
Excellent work, Dark! Enjoyed that very much. Very creative.
10:50 absolutely beautiful vikhr cosplay there cap
B-1Bs with GAU-8s are basically terrifying heavy fighter-bombers
That drunken AIM missile is doing dogfight with them lol
I absolutely need more of this goofy stuff. Goofy stuff but put into a mission would be great. Escorting the GAU-8 B-1s, trying to shoot down a Mach 1,000 plane but it's super low, etc
These kind of videos hands down are my favorite over the other mission style videos.
To much fun, leads to much fun…thank you.
Hah, this upload has really reminded me of VideoGamsCanada and the shenanigans they were doing reviewing chaotic mods over a decade ago on TH-cam.
However they were only two guys (Dennis & Rory), they barely got to 70k subs before the channel was removed, and was mainly Farming Simulator, along with Minecraft and other random games they'd do, as I'm sure DCS and/or LockOn would've been to professional 😄.
"Drunken NSAMs" is hillarious.
It’s the Bovine Ordinance!!
VS
The Porpoise Seekers!!
This might be the best 41 minutes of anything ever.
What unlimited defense budget does to a mf
Cow-8 with explosive Bull-ets. (500kg)
I tried to get the Cram to shoot Cows but it decided it didnt want to
The drunken missles would be great the next canyon run contest, with more missles launching the further you make it so by the end there's 30 missiles chasing you over the finish line.
Bragging rights for pulling it off in an Albatross.
Simba survived 2 Cow hits😂 that's some of the funniest s*** I've seen in a long time.. what about jellyfish bullets
Maverick couldn’t make it last Mach 10 without disintegration. You guys went past Mach 200 and had plenty of fuel. Joy.
#ihaveaneedforspeed😎💯
Magnificent! didn't stop laughting 😂 Thanks Guys
never thought i'd see a NASAM in a flat scissor with an f-16
Many times earth's escape velocity wow.... I would love to see the SR72 do a straight vertical
B1 Dogfights Is such a Vibe
Great Fun
HILLARIOUS...I have seen the 3 Stooges. You top that.
The Reliant Robin Space Shuttle would be armed with killer whales and cows. Naturally.
This is so hilarious and it's peak. It would've been even better if you guys were somewhat drunk because it be even funnier.
Hello valued viewers and today's mission, were gunna see if a mach 1000 SR-72 can open up a portal to the 3rd dimension in DCS and melt our computers!
Watching this when I have my TrackIR on is a very disconcerting experience.
The cow and orca missiles remind me of when Monster Truck Madness mods started coming out. Every bit of scenery in the game were made into monster trucks. Helicopters, picnic tables, etc..
I don’t want do the math but I think a plane crashing at Mach 700 could have wiped out all the dinosaurs lol
I'm getting strong Douglas Adams vibes from the whale missiles.
Laughed so much it hurt! LOL Thanks Dark, Cap and GR!
Cap did somebody sabotage your SR-72? I laughed my ass off when your spin accelerated!😂
I had a “whale of a good time” as we say in Maine! Gotta dive now. Where there’s a whale there’s an Eye Pod.😮
Definitely try the udder one, no good getting in a bad moooo-d
nice
I just remembered watching a video about ground speed record and they were using an old f4 or something basically without wings on it. With metal wheels on it. Unfortunately the person died.
Cow minus VI = Bone
Cow Missles would have been amazing in the Balenar campaign.
9:30 who invented blackbird looking hypersonic dart missile? 💀💀💀
The shuttle slowed it's self down with S curves . Try it some time. Lol
dark is a talented fellow
Imagine trying to explain a whale strike to the FAA crash investigators so they can make their findings report.
at that speed you need to fly with autopilot only and let it make your turns for you via heading changes in the flight guidance panel and FLC.
Oh man, this was a blast to watch! Cheers y'all!
What do you do when the drunken NASAMs come chasing after you? 😁🏴☠
a rear facing GAU8 in a turret on the B1 like the early B52s had would be scary.....and a belly mounted turret!! Imagine an AC version of the B1!! Strafeing runs at high speed with laser guided GAU8...........
OUTSTANDING 👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻 Say did you boys read about the B 52 Bomber that stopped over at Guam with a AGM 183A ARRW missile attached under the wings?.......
Let's see the SR-72 vs Drunk Nasam!
Since we are rather silly (good sometimes) today, how about a baby in god mode firing a portable CIWS? Or a flying brown labrador with rockets and missiles? Or... a giant yellow Russian submarine carrying battle tanks, vehicles and more?
You should add orbital mechanics to the Mach 1000 mod.
Holy cow.... so that's why the powder milk is so expensive....
Well this happened
Does trim instability scale with speed? that would explain your wonderful spinning lawn dart impression.
Nothing like trying to evade a Macross missile swarm.
Expect a visit from Greta, AOC, and PETA next week Cap!
Have they ever done a go-kart race on the ground around an airport?
Evasive mooonoeuvres question mark?
oof!
I hate manure!
Good fun. Amazing what you can do with this sim.
Make a beer or a vodka missile. We can confidently claim we're running from our addictions. Or maybe an actual telegraph pole skin for Axeheads or something. Or a Strike Eagle firing actual eagles.
Maybe reskin an aircraft into an orca or something?
Possiblities are endless.
what no 'don't have a cow, man'
dam!
I can't wait for the "Behind Enemy lines" reenactment
What's the RCS of a F35 loaded with orcas missile?
ALL
Fun fact: Mach 25 is orbital velocity. Too much faster and you're literally at escape velocity.
*_"Were these_* [lasers] *_set to STUN or KILL?"_*
*_"Set to MISS at the moment."_*
🤭🤭🤭
9:16 ...epically hilarious.
Most of the problems that cause failure is expecting the software to do everything. For example, the keyboard, joystick and mouse controls are all different and within each of these device many different varieties. Another example is the MACH 1000 SR72 is not variable geometry since a rocket is fundamentally different from subsonic plane. PS...These mod probably work on a specific system which usually the developer's system. I don't know if the physics and probability dice table for a B2 with 4 GAU Gun in the wing is correct...probably okay for WW2 plane but for a larger Jet (depleted uR bullet would interfere with each other)?
Cap going so fast he created a black hole!
So bloody funny. Thanks guys.
How do I get mods like this for my DCS just got my first good computer and DCS still figuring controls and working the options. Thanks to your videos I'm learning what mistakes not to make financial and time management. I can fly shoot and have fun now. Your videos definitely help with the learning curve. But I do love some silly time on my games. just have fun and not be stressed. Thank you grim reaper and BOYS
question/possible video....
can a single C-9 carrying 5 each 9 pod rapid dragon LRASMs pallets, controled by an AWACS, take out a Chinese carrier group, or part of the group??
Love this channel!
Cap, you need to give Dark a raise. Like 2x at least. From 0, to 2x0.
Good God! Now I'm going to have to buy a desktop, and DCS and learn to "fly" so I can die in spectacular fashion. Again and again.
At first im like C.O.W. whats that an acronym for? Lol
what about a cannyon run with lasers but at night, this looks a good idea ha
I think this video ranks right there with the two dudes who wake n bake go shoot stuff. WTH did I waste 10 minutes of my old ass life for this...
Need carrier mission for CQ's. Bolters-10+, day traps-10+ & night traps-10+.
Every Navy A/C should have squadon low vis/ high vis skins.
here's another one.... can helicopter gunships be used to defend against a sheade drone swarm attack?? if so, would helecopter pilots rate "ACE" status for shooting down enough of them?
100k kts and cap activated spin stabilization
Spin-stabilized Wing-discarding sabot
Holy cow
I'm mildly disappointed that nobody's made a comment about how being hit by an orca missile is a fluke incident...
That was crazy fun!
Calling out 'fox whale' was funny.
can you make a video on where to get a lot of the popular mods? and how to install them on standalone and steam, in on steam and a lot of the videos are for standalone and out of date. and i cant find a source i dont find suspicious for some mods