this is such a good pat episode. everyone add this to the list of good pat episodes. "This wine cooler is terrible." "Why do you keep drinking it?" "Because I'm saaad."
I have totally made some legit mistakes and forgotten to cut something out. But there are lots of times where I think I'll cut something, but it ends up being funnier if I leave it in. This is one of those times. Remember kids, sometimes you gotta leave it in.
04:59 I actually bought Cold Fear recently, so I looked at the box and it does say: *"Keep your bearings in treacherous waters:* Face huge breakers, driving rain and stormy winds that constantly rock the ship." Close enough.
I think the "nautical" terms were made up, just so the boating types could feel like they were in some kind of secret club, and look down their noses at everyone else.
PageofLegend It's not that it's a secret language; it's just making a short-hand way of giving directions in the boat's orientations because "left" for someone looking toward the bow and "left" for someone looking toward the stern are two different "left"s.
@@PageofLegend yeah but when you tell a dude to move left, and he goes to his left instead of yours and gets knocked of the boat you’re gonna feel real stupid
Meg Atron I remember that once I was in a big class and people were introducing themselves. This one guy came up and introduced himself, mentioning he was from Russia. A little later, a woman came up and introduced herself as Ukrainian. She mentioned that her favorite place to visit up until recently was the Crimean Peninsula, to which the Russian guy shouted, "Don't worry! I'm sure we'll let you visit occasionally." Easily one of the more awkward situations I've been in.
I'm Ukrainian(Russian is my native language) and I'm getting really hype everytime you say something obout Russia or in Russian! espesially something stupid like ba-ba-babushka!xD
aw, you didn't even make it to the part where 100 soldiers are listening to a speech about Metal Gear. oh wait! wrong game! lifebar and setting must have fooled me there.
What's really interesting is that this game looks like it's actually copying elements from the Hook Man version of RE4 (the one seen during 2003), as that version of the game used a combination of the over-the-shoulder camera that the final game just uses all the time and camera angles similar to what you see in Code Veronica. Considering Cold Fear came out just months after RE4 did on the Gamecube, my guess is the developers saw RE4 in action at E3 2003, said "hey that looks really neat, lets use some of this for our own game," and got far enough into development on Cold Fear that when RE4 itself changed, Cold Fear better resembled the 2003 build of RE4 than RE4 itself did.
If I found a cheerleader tied up in the bathroom..I'd look her dead in the face..close the door and pretend to walk away and then come back and be like ahh I'm just messin with ya..but you owe me food now..and if she was tied up and passed out i'd do the exact same thing
The way Pat sounds, I half expect him to be very slowly slipping from side to side on the couch until he falls asleep and then wake up in a puddle of his own drool, with a sharp pain in his head and only the distinct feeling of regret weighing on his heart. Or, y'know, Sunday mornings.
I played this as a kid and really enjoyed it! It was good enough to want to play it until the end, that's for sure. Shit really goes down once you get to the oil rig...
I played "Kholodnyy strakh" when I was a kid, tovarishch. I liked this one, and by the present forgot about it. Now you guys made that video and have awakened a fucking Niagara falls of my regtets.
Bow is the front, stern is the back, port is the left, and starboard is the right. (Thank you Muppet Treasure Island point & click adventure game from when I was a kid.)
Idk what it is about this game, maybe it's the pointer of the gun, the character model or the way the guy holds the gun but this game reminds me of I thinks called operation Winback?
The bow is the front of the ship, the stern is the back, Forward is the action of going in the direction of the bow, and astern is going in the direction of the stern.
"...And it was cold in that grocery store freezer, and the customers had fear, and that is where I got the idea for Cold Fear."-Gunther (don't question him.)
That's a loosely based way to put it for the reasoning, but it's still correct. Also Bow is Ahead and Aft is Behind, when in relation to the ship. The Stern is the back portion of the ship. Common Scant for direction is Port-Stern Aft-Starboard Starboard Bow and Port-Bow
The bow is the front, the stern is to the rear (aft). Port is left, and starboard is right (I remember by the fact that the word for left is shorter than the word for right, which is the same for the actual directional words). Also fun fact, port used to be called larboard!
I have talked a lot of shit in past videos, simply out of the fact that I was having a bad day, or whatever, but I have to admit, I LOVE how Pat just disqualifies things Matt says. "I don't have any time." "You have so much time."
3:45 talking about stern and port side. It's actually starboard and port side. Starboard is the "right" side of the ship, port side is the left. Forward is the front, and aft if the back.
I'm not arrogant enough to think it's my fault, but I was actually the one (one of?) the ones who suggest playing this game last year. So I'm very sorry you had to go through all the difficulties with this. Still, this turned out really well, and drunk Pat is pretty amusing.
this is such a good pat episode. everyone add this to the list of good pat episodes.
"This wine cooler is terrible."
"Why do you keep drinking it?"
"Because I'm saaad."
Noooooooooooooooooooo...... my Baboooshhkaaaa... *drunken Pat snickers*
Nothing's sadder than drowning your sorrows in cheap malt liquor.
what the f#ck is happening?!
@@RanMouri82Bartles & Jaymes=/= an Olde English 40
"I need to go give him the Cherno Alpha."
Actually brilliant.
I have totally made some legit mistakes and forgotten to cut something out. But there are lots of times where I think I'll cut something, but it ends up being funnier if I leave it in. This is one of those times. Remember kids, sometimes you gotta leave it in.
04:59 I actually bought Cold Fear recently, so I looked at the box and it does say:
*"Keep your bearings in treacherous waters:* Face huge breakers, driving rain and stormy winds that constantly rock the ship."
Close enough.
Could the boat be an enemy stand...?
The second I heard Pats Ukraine and Russian statement, I went straight down to the comment sections most recent… I was not disappointed.
"You ever see Ukrainians and Russians argue? It's so awesome! They get so mad"
Well this aged pretty well.
It's hardly new
Pat got kinda real on us here...
I'm aware.
Talking to yourself, eh?
Nick McMullen You don't see the little girl too?
All I see is pizza and redbull.
Alternate title for that tank controls kickstarter game Pat wants so much:
"Take Control"
Remedy Entertainment must've seen this comment lol
Does anyone else REALLY wanna drink with Pat?
Or just SPOON-FEED him tank controls?
Starboard-Right
Port-Left
Bow-Front
Stern-Back
It's dumb.
I think the "nautical" terms were made up, just so the boating types could feel like they were in some kind of secret club, and look down their noses at everyone else.
PageofLegend It's not that it's a secret language; it's just making a short-hand way of giving directions in the boat's orientations because "left" for someone looking toward the bow and "left" for someone looking toward the stern are two different "left"s.
David Dalmatian Well, they could just say, right or left, front or back. But I like complaining about things.
@@PageofLegend yeah but when you tell a dude to move left, and he goes to his left instead of yours and gets knocked of the boat you’re gonna feel real stupid
"You ever see Ukrainians and Russians argue?"
Awkward..
Oh my i was thinking the exact same thing...
Meg Atron I remember that once I was in a big class and people were introducing themselves. This one guy came up and introduced himself, mentioning he was from Russia. A little later, a woman came up and introduced herself as Ukrainian. She mentioned that her favorite place to visit up until recently was the Crimean Peninsula, to which the Russian guy shouted, "Don't worry! I'm sure we'll let you visit occasionally."
Easily one of the more awkward situations I've been in.
+David Cage's Script What a shitlord.
+David Cage's Script That's really interesting actually. I imagine both were somewhat removed from the situation?
+David Cage's Script Whoooooops.
The one thing I remember from this game is how they tried so hard to make the Coast Guard look badass, a lost cause.
I thought Pats pick-up line was, "Have you played Xenogears?!"
drunk Pat is Pat's best form
'You ever see Ukranians and Russians argue? It's fuckin' awesome!'
Ooof
Lost Odyssey.. I loved that game. Half of the love was directed to the concept of immortals and fucking hard boss battles without plenty of grinding
It's funny to hear Canadians talking about how cold Russia is.
Oh man, this episode has some jokes in it about Russia and Ukraine that have aged... Well.
"Put this near the end of the shitstorm!"
SO MUCH FOR THAT
Pat: "No my name is... my name is..."
SLIM SHADY!?
"I don't understand my life anymore."
"I don't understand my life anymore either."
This is the beginning of Two Drunk Best Friends Play.
"Just sink the boat a little, then bring it back up"
every god damn time I just lose it at one of these
"we never got Atache Case HD"
don't worry guys, Jack and Casie are coming soon.
>You ever see Ukranians and Russians argue? It's fuckin' awesome!"
Aheheh...
Hi from 2022.
Hello from 2023
This comment has aged even more poorly.
Still going strong in 2024@@ascendedsleeper7820
drunk pat is Best Pat.
Woolie's always high. He's just really good at hiding it.
>.
This whole SHIP is an enemy stand!
the cool guy is over there, I have to go give him the Cherno Alpha
LOL
7:30
"This wine cooler is terrible." "So why do ya keep drinkin' it?" "Because I'm sad."
Someone animate that.
I'm Ukrainian(Russian is my native language) and I'm getting really hype everytime you say something obout Russia or in Russian! espesially something stupid like ba-ba-babushka!xD
pat: "put this near the end of the shitstorm"
matt puts out the video less than a third of the way through october. HA!
aw, you didn't even make it to the part where 100 soldiers are listening to a speech about Metal Gear. oh wait! wrong game! lifebar and setting must have fooled me there.
"I have a daughter..."
*Pat's drunk off a wine cooler*
"This video's a fuckin mess!"
I wonder why.
There's a Russian version of Pat?? I bet he's even angrier and drunker! I love it.
What's really interesting is that this game looks like it's actually copying elements from the Hook Man version of RE4 (the one seen during 2003), as that version of the game used a combination of the over-the-shoulder camera that the final game just uses all the time and camera angles similar to what you see in Code Veronica. Considering Cold Fear came out just months after RE4 did on the Gamecube, my guess is the developers saw RE4 in action at E3 2003, said "hey that looks really neat, lets use some of this for our own game," and got far enough into development on Cold Fear that when RE4 itself changed, Cold Fear better resembled the 2003 build of RE4 than RE4 itself did.
I think the game was just 3 weeks after RE4
9 years old now
Pretty sure he said "Monstar" instead of monster 5:24
this game kinda shows how much of a bullet we dodged with those earlier versions of RE4 that people overhype
Whenever Pat's sad I just want to cuddle him and tell him everything's gonna be okay. He's like an angry little puppy
I'm from the future, and to this day this is indeed still the best episode of best friends
"You ever see Ukrainians and Russians argue?"...lol
play cold fear with some cold beer
This has to be one of the most chaotic and yet hilarious episodes ever made. XD
There is a weird amount of bronies in this video.
Any amount greater than zero is a weird amount.
u wot m8?
Another one to the herd.
***** Pat on their funk shui interview : "I know the basics & atmosphere, but it got really creepy and out of control".
well Pat is a confirmed brony thats why
So this needs more views. We've heard rumors, stories, conjecture for decades about inebriated Pat. Now, here in this video we have a rare SIGHTING!
I had a dog named Ivan.
hes super dead now
How dead is super dead? I have a grandpa that is regular dead but now I want to know what super dead is like.
shadowspartan110 It's when your'e so dead you can't be a ghost
I just want to say, you guys are one of the best on TH-cam. I love your videos. (Yes, I'm russian.)
That life meter is Metal Gear Solid 1 and 2 as fuck.
+Vagrant i wonder if its an homage
GURL THAT HEALTH PACK FEELS SO GOOD.
If I found a cheerleader tied up in the bathroom..I'd look her dead in the face..close the door and pretend to walk away and then come back and be like ahh I'm just messin with ya..but you owe me food now..and if she was tied up and passed out i'd do the exact same thing
+Wolfangel23 Hahaha
Its true
Pat's sound effects for going up and down stairs are the best!
Pat is drunk guys! -Yakuza 4 part 15 7:00
He actually mentioned it in the podcast the same week after this released.
Those elevator scenes were pure art.
the back is the stern, the front is the bow...thank you spongebob
This game was surprisingly good! The monsters, puzzles, weather elements... I used to be crazy about this years back.
Ah the Russian Ukraine jokes aged like wine or pat predicted the future again
The way Pat sounds, I half expect him to be very slowly slipping from side to side on the couch until he falls asleep and then wake up in a puddle of his own drool, with a sharp pain in his head and only the distinct feeling of regret weighing on his heart. Or, y'know, Sunday mornings.
So drunk
"We're not gunna play Resident Evil 4" Epic Foreshadowing
I Am Alive was okay.
I am a live was the skeleton of a AAA game.
asendimchev1996 That's a good description for it actually.
I'm just so excited about Shitstorm 2. Last October was the best ever! Thank you guys!
The drunkest
The intro makes me laugh every time
Man, the Ukrainian and Russian jokes didnt age well... jikes
Oh my god. Every time I hear Pat talk, I swear he sounds more drunk than the last time I heard him.
2021 anyone??
Hello
Yep
THE CHECKPOINTS ON THIS GAME. THE RAGE...KNOWS NO BOUNDS!!
This game came out before re4
As a Russian I find this vid hilarious, nice work guys! :D
thid game is easy and im wasted
Drunk pat makes me feel things and pulls on my heart butt. Need more drunk Pat in videos.
The life bar, the walking animation, and the stair animation all remind me of Metal Gear Solid
idk much about this game but that head explosion effect is one of the greatest of all time, more games need that lol
I played this as a kid and really enjoyed it! It was good enough to want to play it until the end, that's for sure. Shit really goes down once you get to the oil rig...
I played "Kholodnyy strakh" when I was a kid, tovarishch. I liked this one, and by the present forgot about it. Now you guys made that video and have awakened a fucking Niagara falls of my regtets.
Bow is the front, stern is the back, port is the left, and starboard is the right.
(Thank you Muppet Treasure Island point & click adventure game from when I was a kid.)
What caught my attention was all the naked cartwheels Matt was doing.
Idk what it is about this game, maybe it's the pointer of the gun, the character model or the way the guy holds the gun but this game reminds me of I thinks called operation Winback?
The boat and fart gas should join your board of characters XD
The bow is the front of the ship, the stern is the back, Forward is the action of going in the direction of the bow, and astern is going in the direction of the stern.
I love Pat's reaction to the Matt monster in the intro, not a single shit was given lol
Man, you are going to enjoy the hell out of those games.
The funny thing is that they later made an actual Resident Evil 4 on a boat.
"...And it was cold in that grocery store freezer, and the customers had fear, and that is where I got the idea for Cold Fear."-Gunther (don't question him.)
That's a loosely based way to put it for the reasoning, but it's still correct. Also Bow is Ahead and Aft is Behind, when in relation to the ship. The Stern is the back portion of the ship. Common Scant for direction is Port-Stern Aft-Starboard Starboard Bow and Port-Bow
The bow is the front, the stern is to the rear (aft). Port is left, and starboard is right (I remember by the fact that the word for left is shorter than the word for right, which is the same for the actual directional words). Also fun fact, port used to be called larboard!
I have talked a lot of shit in past videos, simply out of the fact that I was having a bad day, or whatever, but I have to admit, I LOVE how Pat just disqualifies things Matt says. "I don't have any time." "You have so much time."
Oh my god! I think Pat just predicted "Back to 1995"!
saw a beyond lets play in my sub box thought it was you guys I was sooo ready to click on it
....This is my favourite episode....Forever.
"I'm sorry Patrick, the cool guy is over there." - Natalia (TBFP the College Years)
You will never again feel the loving caress of Tank Controls.
22:04 Really Pat? Sergei, Mikhail, Alexei, Boris, Nikolai
A new Shitstorm video. It feels good.
Another Two Best Friends video. That feels good.
3:45 talking about stern and port side. It's actually starboard and port side. Starboard is the "right" side of the ship, port side is the left. Forward is the front, and aft if the back.
I'm not arrogant enough to think it's my fault, but I was actually the one (one of?) the ones who suggest playing this game last year. So I'm very sorry you had to go through all the difficulties with this. Still, this turned out really well, and drunk Pat is pretty amusing.
2:43 I'm surprised they didn't start quoting Aliens again XD
I love this. I appreciate Pat caving to our whims
This is one of the best horror games for me
There could not be a more appropriate tbfp video to get drunk in lol
I have this game but I've never completed it XD gonna be fun watching you guys play :) *settles in*
"We're not playing Resident Evil 4." It's funny that I just decided to watch this the day their RE4 playthrough starts. XD