Fabius Bile is judged by Slaanesh

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  • @Rizz_Messiah
    @Rizz_Messiah 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11006

    Bro straight up stared directly into slannesh's face, with multiple organ failures and brain hemorrhages and said "Nuh Uh."

    • @ryanf4106
      @ryanf4106 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +368

      "no u"

    • @-----Alcatraz------
      @-----Alcatraz------ 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1018

      Slaanesh: THE FUCK YOU MEAN NUH UH?

    • @PrimarchLorgar
      @PrimarchLorgar 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +618

      What Fabius winessed here is often referred to as a "shadow of Slaanesh," an infinitesimal fraction of her unfathomable being. To gaze truly upon a God of Chaos is impossible and incomprehensible.

    • @Aureonw
      @Aureonw 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +218

      ​@@PrimarchLorgar While in a way I agree what about that alpha plus baby who inside a black ship awakened its powers and did a little trolling even meeting the C gods in their realm before deciding to reroll the save to save everyone on the ship?

    • @algorithmicabyss4150
      @algorithmicabyss4150 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

      @@AureonwI’m sorry a...
      WHAT???

  • @ChartreuseDan
    @ChartreuseDan 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8009

    Slaanesh - I am the whetstone of desire. I am the asker of questions. I am the Quaestor.
    Bile - I didnt vote for you.

    • @PrimarchLorgar
      @PrimarchLorgar 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +219

      ​@@arklaw8306But it sure is a basis for a
      *DAMN GOOD TIME!*

    • @KingToon97
      @KingToon97 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

      You don’t vote for your King.

    • @BackupSix76066
      @BackupSix76066 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +139

      #NOTMYCHAOSGOD

    • @kierangorman3052
      @kierangorman3052 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +152

      "I didn't even know the galaxy had a Quaestor."

    • @Zomboy123456789
      @Zomboy123456789 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +128

      If I went round, saying I was the Emporer. Just because some voidal bint lobbed a mutation my way, they'd have me executed!

  • @pessimisticallypositive285
    @pessimisticallypositive285 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3239

    I really like the line "i know my worth, and i know my crimes."
    Implies he has no illusion as to what he has done.

    • @daydreamdirty
      @daydreamdirty 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      I always wondered if he forget his crimes….

    • @mattmcgary2404
      @mattmcgary2404 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +128

      He remembers everything.​@@daydreamdirty

    • @texasallstar6969
      @texasallstar6969 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

      thats what makes him so terrifying.

    • @DestructoCopter
      @DestructoCopter 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      I’d feel like crap if I sold out my primarch too

    • @pessimisticallypositive285
      @pessimisticallypositive285 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      @@DestructoCopter to a xeno in a pokeball no less.

  • @bobbysmith669
    @bobbysmith669 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4349

    "You're a third rate E-Girl with fifth rate feet."
    -Fabius Bile, directly to Slaanesh

    • @migarsormrapophis2755
      @migarsormrapophis2755 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +315

      And all Slaanesh could manage to stammer out was one word. "No!"

    • @ScruffyBeard
      @ScruffyBeard 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +212

      all I can imagine is slaanesh holding a hand to their heart genuinely insulted by that

    • @mcmarkmarkson7115
      @mcmarkmarkson7115 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +169

      -Fabius Bile, on coke while having a panic attack, directly to Slaanesh

    • @Maisonyeeooo1994
      @Maisonyeeooo1994 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      I love this reference

    • @lordsesshomaru8960
      @lordsesshomaru8960 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Now that's an insult of a calibre I have never seen. Where did you get that? 😂

  • @ricoklan2101
    @ricoklan2101 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6235

    Fabius Bile is truly the last and most powerful member of r/atheism. He can look a god in the face and say 'nope.. ur fake lol'

    • @aRandomFox00
      @aRandomFox00 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +831

      And he's right. The so-called "chaos gods" are not true gods. That's just a title they vainly gave themselves. They are immensely powerful extradimensional beings, true, but they are not gods. They are formed from the ideas and emotions of mortals, not the other way round.

    • @non1263
      @non1263 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +352

      @@aRandomFox00
      That’s much like what Magnus believed. Though humans would have defined such entities as gods in more ancient times, humanity advancing and getting stronger only makes the Chaos gods seem weaker. The Warp was the final frontier. Frankly I think humanity learning about Chaos was the best for the long term. It probably would have corrupted a lot of people, but the more people learned about it the more they’d realize how much control they have over it, which would weaken Chaos a lot more than being oblivious to it. It’s almost like an allegory of how emotions are a valuable servant but a terrible master. Rage, inquiry, apathy and desire can be useful, but don’t let them control you.
      Sorry if this is long, I just really enjoy philosophizing, especially with a good fictional universe.

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +166

      @@aRandomFox00 But one could argue that the definition of "god" is entirely the same as "immensely powerful extradimensional being." Thus making them gods.
      Really, it all depends on your definition of the word "god," and definitions can often be subjective.

    • @AGenericFool
      @AGenericFool 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

      I think therefore I am. They do not so they are not.

    • @MGrey-qb5xz
      @MGrey-qb5xz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      ​@@aRandomFox00they are actually creations of eldar that escaped to the warp during the war in heaven. True they are just creations of mortals like every other carcass that liters the deep warps

  • @Crimson_Fist
    @Crimson_Fist 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7078

    Everyone gushes over "gods are for the weak", but "I think therefore I am. They do not so they are not." goes crazy hard.

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +803

      Somebody noticed the actual philosophy, rather than the catchy r/atheism tagline

    • @jemperdiller
      @jemperdiller 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +168

      ​@@StarboyXL9 Imagine thinking Desacartes idealistic mumbo-jumbo is a real philosophy

    • @EnbyOccultist
      @EnbyOccultist 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +598

      @@jemperdillerImagine being a contrarian

    • @IMP_ROM
      @IMP_ROM 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +118

      Cogito ergo sum.

    • @crusaderonabike8164
      @crusaderonabike8164 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +285

      ​@@jemperdillersaying anything isn't *real* philosophy lacks any intellectual virtue

  • @zabaszatana6319
    @zabaszatana6319 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3651

    bro just popped some benzos, chased them with an energy drink and clicked 'skip ad' 💀

    • @memeticks3610
      @memeticks3610 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +186

      Slaanesh: "wanna break from the ads"

    • @acewing1
      @acewing1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      This😂😂😂

    • @WestSideGorilla1980
      @WestSideGorilla1980 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Benzos are breakfast. Snort a gram of H and molly feel the fight for the light.....and feel the light snuff out. Or just say no.

    • @MostlyPennyCat
      @MostlyPennyCat 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@memeticks3610
      _while adding fake skip buttons and a one month free warp tokens offer_

    • @Max-gz8qe
      @Max-gz8qe 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      XD god damn well put

  • @megan00b8
    @megan00b8 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2305

    I love that Bile refuses to accept daemons and gods as sentient beings, instead claiming them a mere reflection of sentient minds, so hard that they actually weaken around him.
    This excerpt is from the second book of Fabius' trilogy - Clonelord, but in the first book - Primogenitor, we see a scene where Bile and his crew need to make a short warp jump with their gellar field down and Bile insults and taunts a greater daemon of Slaanesh, a keeper of secrets specifically, and the chirurgeon alone stops the daemons blows with Bile standing there arms open like Tony Stark, talking shit to the daemon. If things were balanced as they commonly are, that blow should've gone straight through the chirurgeon's thin limbs and then straight through Bile slashing him in half, even in his armour, but his refusal makes a massive difference in the strength of the warp spawn around him.
    Tldr: bro has weaponised atheism.

    • @hueylong7989
      @hueylong7989 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +223

      *autism

    • @megan00b8
      @megan00b8 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +338

      @@hueylong7989 Both. And a lot more. Bro can't stop weaponising shit

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@hueylong7989literally me

    • @synergy8879
      @synergy8879 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +258

      “i can literally cut you in half.”
      “NUH UH.”

    • @krofgninut5984
      @krofgninut5984 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +136

      Im not a lore expert, but i do get the sense that when demons are being shot or slashed, the weapons themselves are less relevant than their wielders belief that its making a difference.

  • @Unusual_Anarchist
    @Unusual_Anarchist 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2955

    Also fun fact about Fabius Bile: even though he sided with the ruinous power, he still doesn't believe in the chaos gods themselves. Heck, he even refuses to believe daemons exist. He sees daemons as some sort of mutation or deformation.

    • @Mr._Galaxywide
      @Mr._Galaxywide 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +422

      Don't deamons literally feel pain in his presence because he doesn't believe they exist or am I misremembering?

    • @NCRVeteranRanger
      @NCRVeteranRanger 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +817

      ⁠@@Mr._Galaxywide
      The way I always saw it, Daemons feel pain near him not because he doesn’t believe they’re Daemons or anything, but rather they feel pain around him because he knows exactly what they are: Minor extensions of highly powerful beings from a chaotic dimension.
      Most of the galaxy’s inhabitants see Daemons as either strange yet dangerous aliens (Tau Empire) or as mystical & evil abominations (Imperium of Man), & the Daemons’ are sustained by this fear & unknowing. Yet Fabius knows exactly what they really are & has no fear of them either, which causes Daemons great pain because they are essentially being starved when around him.
      At least, that’s how I always saw it.

    • @Mr._Galaxywide
      @Mr._Galaxywide 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +293

      @@NCRVeteranRanger so he has a mini-rogal aura

    • @NCRVeteranRanger
      @NCRVeteranRanger 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

      @@Mr._Galaxywide I think so, yeah.

    • @nathansteiner8595
      @nathansteiner8595 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +255

      I quite liked bile in the new book genefather. He came off as very genuine and sincere and it does seem like he actually wants to make the galaxy a better place, at least in his own fucked up way. Also in the book(minor spoilers maybe) bile says that he bulit the "new men" to be better than mankind and be extremely chaos resistant.

  • @sleepisgood2936
    @sleepisgood2936 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3395

    looked at slaneesh in the sky got a heart attack and painful migrains and several organs failures but just took some cold flu medicine and said "must have been the weather" WHAT A CHAD

    • @understu
      @understu 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +168

      "Must have been my imagination".

    • @velocity991
      @velocity991 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

      "Musta been a bad shrimp I ate."

    • @MrMrprofessor12345
      @MrMrprofessor12345 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's the thing isn't it? In a very real way, that's exactly what the Chaos "gods" are. Weather. Just a particularly grand formation of warp shit, no more worthy of worship than a hurricane, and bound to rules and dictates that form the very essence of what they are like that hurricane. The mortals with their souls and soul-like constructs make those rules, the Chaos does little more that reflect that back at them. They are, in a fundamental way, nothing. A reflection could hurt you, crush you any number of ways, but it's still just a reflection.

    • @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808
      @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +146

      "Sure is windy in this underground lab"
      **vomits up what was once a lung**

    • @MasterOfNone2023
      @MasterOfNone2023 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      "must have been the wind"

  • @harismeld9411
    @harismeld9411 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2760

    Such a good scene. You root for Bile's sheer brass balls for saying, not quite to Slaanesh's face, that he denies Its existence. But at the same time, you get a sense of how small he is. He's not weak, but as he's asserting his rational mind's power over the god, his organs are failing. The being he doesn't believe in is about to kill him, and it hasn't done anything but smile, its name hasn't even been spoken. The Quaestor says nothing but one word to concede that he isn't weak, doesn't scoff or raise its voice at his blasphemy, because Bile is the only one who doesn't see how absurd his denial is.

    • @Soloong_Gaybowzer
      @Soloong_Gaybowzer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +323

      Asserting his rational mind? Or asserting his BELIEF in Slaanesh's non-existence? There is a reason why a simple unarmed clergyman can take on a chaos demon... AND WIN.

    • @sunbro197
      @sunbro197 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Soloong_Gaybowzerand that's probably Guilliman biggest problem with faith in current Imperium. It works and he hates that it works.

    • @ogrimbothesour2976
      @ogrimbothesour2976 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +393

      yeah i love how in character it is for slannesh to not even be mad at it. "yaas fabius be peak yourself, be based as hell"

    • @Spyrocrab
      @Spyrocrab 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +459

      Because that pride and delusion is Slaanesh at its most pure. He is willing to deny his own senses to preserve his ego, ready to die just to feel like he’s the one in charge. The gods admire that level of delusion.

    • @Eldor-117
      @Eldor-117 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      He didn't say they weren't powerful, only that they're basic.

  • @ratmancwispy
    @ratmancwispy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +529

    Despite being a traitor to the Imperium and turning away from the Emperor, Fabius still remembers the Great Crusade he was part of and the Imperial Truth all Astartes stood by.

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      He's a scientist.
      He believes that the Imperial Truth has more merit than the 'Chaos Gods' doctrine.
      And that then is the end of it.

  • @Nerthos
    @Nerthos 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4568

    Strongest Eldar: hides in craftsworld with daily nightmares of Slaanesh
    Weakest human:

    • @PowerSkiff12
      @PowerSkiff12 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +224

      Nuh uh

    • @grawlix-man463
      @grawlix-man463 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +197

      ​@@PowerSkiff12For you to have pain threshold as your profile pic, you're definitely an Eldar player.

    • @PowerSkiff12
      @PowerSkiff12 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nuh uh@@grawlix-man463

    • @AGenericFool
      @AGenericFool 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +101

      Good one
      If he wasnt top 100 strongest humans (and demi humans) out of quintillions

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

      @@AGenericFoolNah, Fabius isn’t even close to the top 100. Like, top 2,000,000 (counting every space marine currently alive, and not any others [like Belisarius, Guilliman, Lion, etc]) at most.

  • @lexsamreeth8724
    @lexsamreeth8724 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

    Fabius calls out Chaos for what it is - a meaningless echo of sins past. A purposeless storm, a blind beast seeking only to feed itself as much as possible before it drives itself to extinction. A thing of power, but so is a hurricane, or a supernova, and such things are not gods. He recognizes that Chaos only has power because people allow it to have power. They look in the mirror of the universe, broken and warped by the War in Heaven, and cry out "THIS IS THE TRUTH!" Fabius looks and sees nothing but shattered glass given the illusion of sentience by the sheer number of people who look at it.

    • @Skeletons_Riding_Ostriches
      @Skeletons_Riding_Ostriches หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That describes Orks as well. Kinda.

    • @JoelHannock
      @JoelHannock 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Hair is for the weak.

    • @weirdo3116
      @weirdo3116 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I did not get that from this video. Near the end of the video it felt more like he was trying to convince himself.

  • @Soloong_Gaybowzer
    @Soloong_Gaybowzer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1777

    Dude insulted Slaanesh to his/her face, resisted having his soul swallowed, and Slaanesh was all like "Understandable have a good day."

    • @theseukonnen1200
      @theseukonnen1200 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +339

      Either Slaaanesh gets to eat him or Slaanesh gets to edge really hard about wanting to eat him. Either option pleases Slaanesh!

    • @daydreamdirty
      @daydreamdirty 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      And surprisingly didn’t get all “giggity giggity” all over Bile either. No sex here, time to move on. 😂

    • @sowdog
      @sowdog 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Yeah even slanesh doesn't enjoy indigestion by the sound of it

    • @Kainlarsen
      @Kainlarsen 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      "You've got chops, doctor... you can have this one."

    • @aidenpopour594
      @aidenpopour594 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      You could say Bile's denial was... Excessive

  • @Unusual_Anarchist
    @Unusual_Anarchist 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +456

    Fabius is also one if not the last follower of the Imperial truth and has a pretty good point about the state of the Imperium as is his quote that emperor would not want to become god/worshiped
    10/10 Space Mengele

    • @hagalathekido
      @hagalathekido หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      indeed when the emperor communes with guilliman he says abomination and apotheosis in the same sentence, seemingly the emperor hates that he is being worshiped.

    • @freshlymemed5680
      @freshlymemed5680 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@hagalathekido the irony that he humiliated Lorgar and his legion for worshipping him, leading to Lorgar worshipping the chaos gods and causing the Horus heresy and Big E gets worshipped by the Imperium anyways.

  • @Onk3lM0
    @Onk3lM0 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +541

    Fabius' logic holds up if you think about it. Slaanesh - and all C Gods - were created by the species of the material universe. Their emotions and actions. From Fabius' perspective he (and trillions of other souls) simply created some vast abomination in the warp. Powerful, yes. But not a god. For a god creates their subjects, not the other way around.

    • @Ragnarra
      @Ragnarra 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      True, true. And he actually weaponized it.

    • @SemNome-ds1qy
      @SemNome-ds1qy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Based.

    • @seekingabsolution1907
      @seekingabsolution1907 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Are you unfamiliar with the concept of idolatry? Was a whole ass religious movement in the ancient world.

    • @commissaryarrick9670
      @commissaryarrick9670 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      So since sentient beings like humans and our thoughts and emotions created chaos demons and warp creatures does that mean we are actually their gods

    • @santiugarte3792
      @santiugarte3792 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      ​@@commissaryarrick9670 technically... in a certain way

  • @thecommentguy9380
    @thecommentguy9380 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1092

    Bile: there are no gods
    Peter Turbo: gods are my bitch
    Truly these men are as the Emperor intended

    • @diehorribly9333
      @diehorribly9333 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

      Peter Turbo kek.

    • @cactusmann5542
      @cactusmann5542 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      @@InVinoVeratas .....well, he didn't intend it, but he DID dabble with it the warp and its gods while making the primarchs. Now if he used Perturabo's approach it would have turned out very differently. Of course Pertruabo wouldn't be Pertruabo if Emps batted an eye. It is a "Damned if Do, Damned if Don't" situation for him.

    • @kubatbolat07
      @kubatbolat07 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      petulant manchild

    • @Jaann1919
      @Jaann1919 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      Both of them are wrong lol, Fabius is one of slaaneshs favorite playthings and peter became a daemon

    • @seekingabsolution1907
      @seekingabsolution1907 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Which makes it hilarious that they are just the most awful and brutal characters in the setting. Shows that the original vision for the imperium wasnt really all that to begin with.

  • @imtired9395
    @imtired9395 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +558

    "I will fulfill your every desire..."
    "You can't. You don't exist."
    "What? Hey? You- you can't just ignore me like that! HEY. HEY!!!"

    • @Puddingskin01
      @Puddingskin01 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

      *Fabius takes more Adderall, Slaanesh slowly fading away.*

    • @alkazarblack7266
      @alkazarblack7266 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Slaanesh: i'm a new god, and i'm interested in you-
      Bile: nuh huh

    • @signer0001
      @signer0001 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Bro just pressed "Mute and Ignore" button

    • @wesspect
      @wesspect 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      “Blocked and Reported”

  • @QuantumShock1
    @QuantumShock1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +114

    "He looked up, and something looked down." As epic as this entire scene is, this line alone is spine chilling

  • @dadab22
    @dadab22 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +546

    Slaanesh is suppose to embody the desire of those who look upon them. The fact that Fabius sees swirling stars and cold moons...makes me wonder *what* he truly desires. My best guess? He wants to be vindicated in his belief there is no divine, only his own genius. However, I can't really say. I'm always fascinated by the servants of the ruinious powers that claim they don't serve them.

    • @TheThing4444
      @TheThing4444 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +194

      He wants a world free of chaos, free of blind zealotry and where the mind is free to explore and innovate. Not too dissimilar to what the Emperor wanted.

    • @popamonkey190
      @popamonkey190 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's crazy to say, but Fabius still believes in the dream of the imperium. A dream void of gods and demons built on science, the Emperor's vision for humanity. ​@@TheThing4444

    • @Lightscribe225
      @Lightscribe225 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

      Whatever he desires, even the god of desire cannot provide.

    • @joevines3428
      @joevines3428 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

      He pretty much the only guy still following the imperial truth from 30k. Not that that's necessarily a good thing or not. The Emporer was not a good person either, comiting genocide and xenocide.

    • @Dracosian4802
      @Dracosian4802 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

      @@joevines3428Bit of a rant following but I want to say my take
      Good person and "was doing the only things possible to keep humanity alive" are different things
      Was the Emperor a good person?
      No
      Was the Emperor doing things that were necessary to protect humanity?
      I think so
      Correct me if I'm wrong but some xenos were allowed sanctioned status even within 30k such as Jokero. From what we can see, the Iterex (The aliens not the abhumans) would have been granted sanctioned status were it not for Erbus' scheming and the theft of the Anathame
      And, well, the galaxy of 40k is definitely not a friendly place. Long term peace with:
      - the orks
      - The eldar
      - The tyrannids
      - Most minor species
      - Possibly the necrons
      Are not feasible and directly threaten the long term survival of humanity without some substantive change.
      There are xenos the imperium could negotiate with, yes (such as the t'au) and IMO the emperor would have favoured sanctioned status for such Xenos...if he wasn't [effectively] dead
      This obviously also applies to mutants. Look at how many types of mutant are sanctioned and how they WERE treated in 30k (emphasis on WERE) (e.g. beastmen were given whole auxiliary regiments in the solar auxilica and treated on even footing)
      Basically:
      I think that the imperium of 40k is an entirely separate beast from that of 30k. In the absence of the Emperor's [admittedly cruel] wisdom, it has learned all of the WRONG things.
      The imperium of 40k:
      - Failed to understand why the Emperor told them to be suspicious of xenos
      (Misunderstanding it as bland hatred instead of self-protective scepticism in a harsh galaxy)
      - Failed to understand why to be vigiliant of mutations
      (for it is not because they are "unclean". The imperium interpreted the threat of mutants by the result instead of the cause. As in, in more plain terms, the servants of chaos are often marked by mutation BUT not all mutants are servants of the dark brothers)
      - Failed to understand The Emperor's oppression of religons
      (Failing to see how misplaced faith is Empowering the dark gods)
      and much more
      ...at least IMO
      TL:DR:
      Emperor was doing terrible things, unjust things, for the greater good
      With the logic that the Ends (The survival of humanity) would justify any means

  • @AimlessSavant
    @AimlessSavant 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +995

    Bile: "I don't care WHO the IRS sends I am NOT paying my TAXES!"

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

      "The IRS is a construct of the mind. I don't 'owe' anyone anything."

    • @Lefrog420Blazin
      @Lefrog420Blazin 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's a spawn of Chaos named Greed-Sloth that manifested into our reality. It's utterly worthless. What it symbolizes holds more power than it does. It is absent of nutritional value, inadequate tensile strength, negligible medical applications, etc. It isn't even desirable for improvised asswipes lol

    • @AnomalyINC
      @AnomalyINC 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A sovereign citizen if the 41st millennium.
      No wonder people hate the guy.

    • @ishitrealbad3039
      @ishitrealbad3039 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Huron in a nutshell

    • @SgtSleepy
      @SgtSleepy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Dan vs 40k

  • @Trollioli
    @Trollioli 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +870

    5:00 "There are no gods" Funny how Bile is closer to the original Emperors beliefs than just about everyone in the current Imperium.

    • @ethanduncan1646
      @ethanduncan1646 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The Lion and Bobby G both exist. They only tolerate the church because removing it would do more harm than good to humanity now.

    • @viorelviorel2324
      @viorelviorel2324 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

      well that is intentional the mirror image of Bile and the Emperor

    • @BloodyArchangelus
      @BloodyArchangelus 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      mephistone said the same thing.

    • @zoharborage6609
      @zoharborage6609 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      Bile loved the emperor.

    • @AnInsaneOstrich
      @AnInsaneOstrich 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      I vaguely remember an excerpt of Fabius talking shit to some Blood Angels about how Big E would DESPISE his current situation and what the Imperium has turned him into: A Religious Icon.
      It was in one of James Swallow's Blood Angels books.

  • @AbelDuviant
    @AbelDuviant 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +759

    I would listen to the whole book narrated by you. Was legit disappointed that this video ended

    • @GaIvatr0n
      @GaIvatr0n 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      same

    • @v10l3t40
      @v10l3t40 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      No disrespect to John Banks but listening to Fabius's books with his voice paled in comparison to this

  • @izauraschmidt2756
    @izauraschmidt2756 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +337

    Bro looked slannesh in the face and fr said ,” double it and give it to the next person”

  • @elijahgrimm8052
    @elijahgrimm8052 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    When you understand what Chaos truly is... one would be right to say "there is nothing there." Chaos is a reflection of our universe. All of the thoughts, feelings, emotions, actions of countless trillions of beings all feeding into a handful of more clear and vivid reflections. You stare at them, and they stare back. You are captivated, enchanted, horrified, curious, disgusted... but then you realize you are simply looking at yourself. There is nothing there. Only a reflection of what you are.

  • @mr.kittysavestheworld695
    @mr.kittysavestheworld695 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +628

    Bile flat-out rejects the concept of daemons' existence with such unyielding stubbornness that, because of how the Warp works, it actually _weakens_ them.
    It's like he's refusing to believe in their existence so hard that it literally makes them _exist less_ when they're in his presence.
    Absolutely astounding, this man.

    • @migarsormrapophis2755
      @migarsormrapophis2755 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      Actually sort of similar to what happens to daemons in the Emperor's presence.

    • @hainleysimpson1507
      @hainleysimpson1507 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No he knows they exist. He just doesn't believe they are thinking beings or gods. And they aren't. They are solidified trauma, suffering and anguish. Remember the war in heaven and it's aftermath killed off more than 90% of the Milky Way galaxy more than 60 million years ago in the lore. The chaos spawn is what you get when you flood every river in Europe with dead bodies basically. Clogged as fuck and prone to surging flooding and churning like a massive blender.

    • @nikolthomas2544
      @nikolthomas2544 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      Dorn has a similar ability

    • @FarremShamist
      @FarremShamist 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      It's tied to having a powerful force of will. Sisters of Battle experience a similar thing when it comes to Daemons.

    • @quint3ssent1a
      @quint3ssent1a 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Yeah, later in that book one of daemonologists said that he never saw his bound daemons react in such a way to someone: with hatred and fear at the same time. Because Fabius refuses to acknowledge their existence, they start to fade away in his presence, so they hate and fear him.

  • @arnantphongsatha7906
    @arnantphongsatha7906 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +652

    Fabulous Bill owns a Choas god with FACTS and LOGIC.

    • @dontspeaktoelectrohead1491
      @dontspeaktoelectrohead1491 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      SLAANESH HAS HER BUSSY GAPED AND DEFILED BY FACTS AND LOGIC Heretics Owned Comp #40k

    • @1gunsalute101
      @1gunsalute101 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

      Chaos Gods and warp daemons *HATE* this guy

    • @Arnor2207
      @Arnor2207 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Templars have weaponized autism, bile have weaponized atheism

    • @Arnor2207
      @Arnor2207 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Templars have weaponized autism, bile have weaponized atheism

    • @Arnor2207
      @Arnor2207 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Templars have weaponized autism, bile have weaponized atheism

  • @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit
    @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1171

    Fabius remaining an atheist in the face of a literal all-powerful Lovecraftian cosmic deity is peak sigmachad.

    • @gamesandthoughts2388
      @gamesandthoughts2388 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      All-powerful? Yeah, let's not get carried away.

    • @jacklaurentius6130
      @jacklaurentius6130 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If this is what atheists consider “all-powerful” then no wonder they’re atheist.

    • @sudanemamimikiki1527
      @sudanemamimikiki1527 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      ​@maltheri9833 that's leagues away from all powerful.
      It's like saying Usain bolt is faster than light because he won the Olympics.

    • @starburst98
      @starburst98 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Yeah, i will give you "extremely powerful" but all powerful is too far.

    • @gamesandthoughts2388
      @gamesandthoughts2388 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @maltheri9833am I missing something or are u slow? ALL-POWERFUL, it is in the name. Wich means I can do whatever tf I want. Wich means the whole hunting down eldar in the webway, the great game and all of that doesn't make any sense. 40k wouldn't make any sense... it doesn't make sense to begin with, but then it would be way worse.
      All-powerful itself doesn't make any sense and is debated across philosophy.

  • @MrNuclearturtle
    @MrNuclearturtle 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +150

    This guy channeled his inner scrooge and told the void "youre just undigested beef"

    • @IAm18PercentCarbon
      @IAm18PercentCarbon 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      "MUSTARD BLOT," howled the traitor, eyes narrowing. "CHEESE CRUMB! *UNDERDONE POTATO FRAGMENT.*"

    • @jarekwrzosek2048
      @jarekwrzosek2048 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Slaanesh: "Hello Fabius, I've been watching you, judging you, for a looong time..."
      Fabius Bile: "Bah, Humbug!"

  • @Dude_Diligence
    @Dude_Diligence 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    Fabius' voice goes from synthesized to growling when he tore off his helmet. Nice touch.

  • @Zedyne
    @Zedyne 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +293

    I would literally pay for a whole narration of this book. Everything in this small excerpt is amazing.

    • @Br1cht
      @Br1cht 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Is it not already out in audio format?

    • @Zedyne
      @Zedyne 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Not narrated by him, so that doesn't count.

  • @archdornan4389
    @archdornan4389 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    >crimes of such monstrous elegance that even the gods themselves grow uneasy
    This must be a direct reference to his joint venture with the Drukhari.

  • @nebulahawk5895
    @nebulahawk5895 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +429

    Bro watched his legion degenerate into daemon possessed freaks, and his Primarch become a living avatar for a god and said "nah, still an athiest."

    • @funaccount7665
      @funaccount7665 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      "ah yes warp madness the only rational explanation"

    • @phsycresconquest6636
      @phsycresconquest6636 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      ⁠@@funaccount7665I mean this is 40K we are talking about. Warp madness can be used to write off pretty much everything without actually having to even stretch.

    • @kash3862
      @kash3862 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I think it was because he saw what happened to his brothers and Primarch that he said no thanks and fuck you!!!

    • @99Plastics
      @99Plastics 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Its like saying you watched the whole world go through a pandemic and didn't became an automatic nurgle worshipper.

    • @granityseis104
      @granityseis104 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      he is cool like that.

  • @nunyabidness6545
    @nunyabidness6545 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    2:44 "This court holds no jurisdiction over me."
    - Fabius Bile, Grimdarkest Sovereign Citizen of the Galaxy

    • @MALITH666
      @MALITH666 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Originally by King Charles the 1st on his trial.

  • @viperblitz11
    @viperblitz11 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Ok but the depiction of Slaanesh in this passage is actual cosmic horror and I'm here for it.

  • @blastchambers2150
    @blastchambers2150 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    Fabius "When?"
    Slaanesh "I am the whetstone of desire. I am the asker of que-
    Fabius "NO I mean when did I ask *for your opinion?!* "

  • @cherrypopscile3385
    @cherrypopscile3385 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +315

    The god of desire walked straight up to Fabius, and he just said "Don't care, I wanna make my funny abominations."
    Chad

  • @gabefields9072
    @gabefields9072 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    He's so scientific in his thoughts that his explanations actually challenge the existence of chaos

  • @Noorthia
    @Noorthia 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    Fabius isn't denying Slaanesh exists, he's denying any divinity. Fabius believes the chaos gods are manifestations and reflections of the materium.

    • @hainleysimpson1507
      @hainleysimpson1507 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And Fabius is exactly right. That's all they are the stubbornly clinging to existence trauma of long dead species turned interdimensional parasites and thieves

  • @LordEverlost
    @LordEverlost 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    Your Bile is so good that you got me to buy the audio books. I'm enjoying them immensely, I only wish it was your voice.

    • @burialgoods
      @burialgoods  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Makes my day to hear this

  • @marsmech
    @marsmech 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    The Quaestor's "No" to "I am not weak" after looking at Slannesh in the face and turning away is crazy chilling to me.

  • @reformedzoomer
    @reformedzoomer 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I think I have watched this video a dozen times already. I can't get over it. The combination of voice acting and sound design for such fitting dialogue is sublime.

  • @Southerly93
    @Southerly93 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    Fabius Bile, probably one of the only adherents to the imperial truth left in modern 40K

  • @LordCrate-du8zm
    @LordCrate-du8zm 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    Slaanesh: “I am a god, worship meeeeee!!11”
    Fabulous Bill: “No.”

  • @funaccount7665
    @funaccount7665 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +223

    Slaneesh:"i am the whetstone of desire"
    Bile:"literally who?"

    • @RigoMonroy-vj1mt
      @RigoMonroy-vj1mt 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      *Who what?"😈

    • @furanduron4926
      @furanduron4926 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      "+Didnt ask."

    • @echomain-gm9nr
      @echomain-gm9nr 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Didn't ask plus you are female

    • @Arguments_only
      @Arguments_only 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ....cares.

  • @diamondmetal3062
    @diamondmetal3062 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    That’s fucked up. Imagine looking up into the night sky and seeing _the stars themselves leering at you._

  • @Ben-jl2rh
    @Ben-jl2rh 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +114

    Thank you for making such amazing dubs. Its always awesome

  • @Yesnaught
    @Yesnaught 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    "This court has no jurisdiction over me. You speak with a flesh and blood free man upon the galaxy! I hold you in contempt!"

  • @richardvaldes3959
    @richardvaldes3959 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +445

    " gods are for the weak"
    Demons honest reaction "....no"

    • @EnbyOccultist
      @EnbyOccultist 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +113

      Demons claim not to be addicted to their "gods", yet when deprived of their influence it's suddenly "No, let me out of the quiet box, I'll die without the gods!" These addicts really need to get their lives together

    • @ludovicusbathory1715
      @ludovicusbathory1715 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Fabius:(glares at demons)nobody asked you.
      Demon:😳🤢😵

    • @1Kapuchu100
      @1Kapuchu100 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@EnbyOccultist Isn't that because they are more or less literal fragments OF those Gods? And without that tether to them, they do wither and die in a very permanent way?

    • @Darqshadow
      @Darqshadow 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@1Kapuchu100they can yes, but sometimes a deamon becomes powerful enough to split away.

    • @n.9826
      @n.9826 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Indeed HAHAHAHA

  • @Ironbattlemace
    @Ironbattlemace 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

    Sees F2f with Slaneesh
    "This court holds no jurisdiction over me"
    Sigma

  • @PrimarchLorgar
    @PrimarchLorgar 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +223

    What Fabius winessed here is often referred to as a "shadow of Slaanesh," an infinitesimal fraction of her unfathomable being. To gaze *truly* upon a God of Chaos is impossible and incomprehensible. They are living archetypes; concepts given sapience and form.

    • @Ulfbhert9000
      @Ulfbhert9000 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Concepts are ideas not sentience, Emotions are fleeting and transient. As much as that galactic tumor masquerades as sentient it is a slave to its own concept and emotion that it feeds off of actual sentient beings it has no purpose other than to feed and grow, it doesn't think beyond its capacity to eat its hardly even a animal more akin to a bacteria or tumor that has gotten out of control and needs a good excising. It doesn't think therefore its not.

    • @HappyHog11
      @HappyHog11 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      I dunno GW has official art of Khorne and I can gaze at him just fine

    • @Guille2033
      @Guille2033 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      ​@@HappyHog11that's been retconned out. The Chaos Gods are supposed to be incomprehensible by any mortal mind. To see their shape is impossible and would drive someone to madness

    • @HappyHog11
      @HappyHog11 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

      @@Guille2033 might drive you to madness, I’m just different

    • @rachskald
      @rachskald 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      ​@@Guille2033this reminds me of an interesting video on yt that argues Lovecraft stories do not work in film when you SHOW the cosmic horrors, as the entire core of the thing is that the human mind is driven crazy even vaguely being aware of them, let alone seeing them. It was a good point.

  • @rustkarl
    @rustkarl 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    I adore the sonorous menace in the voice of the Quaestor when it said it was always there.
    And that sorcery is so crude to it, that simply seeing reality as it does is comparable to great sorcery.

  • @JoshSweetvale
    @JoshSweetvale 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Emperor: Explains the Warp
    Bile: "That makes perfect sense, thank you."

  • @Bone-Owner
    @Bone-Owner 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +244

    Damn, bro was able to look away from a god. Badass

    • @valeon7303
      @valeon7303 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      Not only that, but the god of pleasure who has no demons guarding their fortress as to look upon slaanesh is to fall to their will.

    • @phantomwraith1984
      @phantomwraith1984 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      ​@valeon7303 the silver knight of Slaanesh: a Grey knight who was able to breach the Palace defences, but dropped to one knee as soon as he saw the Prince.
      Fabulous Bile: "Am I supposed to be impressed?"

    • @jyxtheberzerking4824
      @jyxtheberzerking4824 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      what god? there is nothing there.

  • @rianmela3825
    @rianmela3825 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    This man is legitimately the scariest villain in 40k. Stared down the full face of a Chaos God focusing their whole mind onto him, making him suffering organ failure in the process….. and he’s like “ bah you barely even exist anyway” and moves on. HE WAS UNMOVED BY THE LITERAL FACE OF A GOD.

    • @NoBody-lj5xh
      @NoBody-lj5xh 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I mean, as great as this moment is let's not oversell it. He, for about a second, glanced at Slannesh's shadow and almost died, because they hid themselves away again. He's not more powerful than them just because he thinks he is.

  • @jatsi96
    @jatsi96 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I very much like how the background music (Slaanesh trying break into Bile's mind) dies down after Bile says:
    "Gods are for the weak. I am not weak."
    Slaanesh is forced to agree.
    "No."
    :)

  • @_Despair
    @_Despair 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +199

    Fabius Bile can clone himself several primarchs but can't fix his own hairline

    • @josuke3698
      @josuke3698 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      Iirc he can, he just doesn't want to change his body

    • @memeticks3610
      @memeticks3610 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

      >Implying Fabulous Bill isn't already perfect.

    • @tokukeitaro
      @tokukeitaro 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The illness afflicting him and the early EC's is warp based. He can't fix it.

    • @drarsen33
      @drarsen33 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      He is not vane...in that way. He cares not to impress anyone by his looks.

    • @pgael7196
      @pgael7196 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      He transfers his brain in young clones of himself (with perfect hairline), but everytime, a little bit faster than before, the genetic flaw comes back (with recessing hairline and tumors and stuff) and weakens him until he has to move to another body again.

  • @vpaul4374
    @vpaul4374 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    Remember kids, if you ever feel the presence of chaos, no you didn't

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      The Chaos gods are waves in a pond.
      They can move you, but they have no purpose. Just undirected energy.

  • @SilverMontegiu
    @SilverMontegiu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    There is something deeply fascinating about Bile's atheism. To him it's not just a belief that there is no higher power, it's an unflinching conviction that any kind of power that may or may not exist in this world is not higher than him. He doesn't deny the existence of gods, he denies them their divinity. Which is metal af

  • @Wrecktown7247
    @Wrecktown7247 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    This VA work is immaculate. Gave me straight goosebumps with how ell delivered all of these lines were

  • @SatanasExMachina
    @SatanasExMachina 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This channels mix of dark esoteric tragedy and humor in equal measure, while at the same time laced with the lore of the warhammer, got me subbed scrub.

  • @ved2360
    @ved2360 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    What people miss about this passage isn't that Fabius isn't denying that Slaanesh _exists_ but that Slaanesh is worthy of being acknowledged as a _god._ Or even being acknowledged by a name. He denies their "jurisidiction" over them. And that's not as insane as it seems, because the Chaos Gods draw power from recognition and ceremony. They do draw power from worship. Secondly, it's Chaos's propaganda that they're "Primordial Truths' instead of leeches feasting off of emotions. Other gods have existed before them, so they're not as eternal or as important as they pretend. A "confluence of celestial phenomena" isn't too large of a stretch.

    • @zoharborage6609
      @zoharborage6609 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      They aren't legit gods any way. Things that just play roles as gods.

    • @ethanduncan1646
      @ethanduncan1646 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Exactly Fabius is very smart to deny them because to acknowledge their false reality feeds them. They are just warp tumors that should be ignored when possible or fight them when ignoring is not possible.

  • @archades115
    @archades115 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    "You have committed crimes of such monstrous elegance that even the gods themselves grow uneasy." If you can make Slaanesh, the Choas god of pain and pleasure, uneasy then you have truly ventured into brand new territories of special.

    • @quangcaodo8864
      @quangcaodo8864 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It's the cloning Primarchs thing. Metaphysics violation

  • @DimitriKurkov
    @DimitriKurkov 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I like how faced with the horror of a chaos god, suffering through multiple organs failure and reality warping around him, Fabulous Bill straight up Atheismed his way to survival.

  • @darkdude9248
    @darkdude9248 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    To put it into a human perspective. Go get blackout drunk to the point you can't stand or think, absolutely push your limit. And then refuse to fall. Then you'll feel a one 1000th of what Bile felt in that moment

  • @mutantmaster1
    @mutantmaster1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    Slaanesh themself: stares at Fabulous Bill and starts wrecking his body
    Fabulous Bill: chugs two red bulls and says "nope, nothing there but space farts!"

  • @videoscota7399
    @videoscota7399 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    My guy stared down a lovecraftian horror and said "ok, and"?

  • @Doc_89
    @Doc_89 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I come back to this video ever so often, and in barely 6 minutes you get so much story!
    And I absolutely love how defiantly hard "Gods are for the weak." goes followed by an exhausted yet still defiant "I am not weak."

  • @boanoah6362
    @boanoah6362 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    This is by far the best depiction of someone interacting with a Chaos God I've ever seen, the eldritch unknowable vastness beyond comprehension is just deliciously portrayed.

  • @SlayerSuch
    @SlayerSuch 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I keep coming back to this video not just because of how well the writing is, but because of the dub too. Please do more stuff like this. Its amazing

  • @404BYTE
    @404BYTE 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +593

    "You're just schizophrenic images, I'm taking my medication" -Bile probably

    • @CyberMetalOverlord
      @CyberMetalOverlord 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Love the doujin your pfp is from. You have excellent taste good sir/madam.

    • @massivedamagegaming9004
      @massivedamagegaming9004 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@CyberMetalOverlord Isn't it Succubus (male)?

  • @ColCoal
    @ColCoal 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +180

    >devote yourself to chaos and evil
    >gets judged by chaos and evil
    *surprised pikachu*

    • @cornixdemetrius7883
      @cornixdemetrius7883 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Lol that's like saying Night Lords are devoted to chaos, because they wear chaos stars sometimes and have spiky armor, when they openly abolish the gods and dedicate themselves fully to their own entertainment and needs.

    • @ColCoal
      @ColCoal 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@cornixdemetrius7883 In the first line I was using chaos and evil as descriptives. The second i was using their personifications in the story.

    • @Valla686
      @Valla686 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol found the chaos worshipper. Cope and seethe at the impecable logic of Fabius the Based filthy heretic.

    • @bengunn9670
      @bengunn9670 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ColCoal you should have utilized capital letters then.
      >gets judged by Chaos and Evil

  • @alexk9416
    @alexk9416 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Excellent choice of music, it sets the mood perfectly and really accentuates some of the best bits of dialogue

  • @GalaxyBrain88
    @GalaxyBrain88 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    This is the best audio reading of 40k content I have ever heard... And I listen to the books on audible. Please please make more of these!

    • @burialgoods
      @burialgoods  14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I've got a whole playlist of these on my channel

    • @GalaxyBrain88
      @GalaxyBrain88 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @burialgoods I know :) already binged them.

  • @v10l3t40
    @v10l3t40 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +109

    I think Slaanesh actually respected Bile for the fact he was true even now to his beliefs. I think this is why Slaanesh gave him the ok

    • @usokitsuki
      @usokitsuki 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      What difference would it make for Slaanesh to claim his soul now, when he could entertain her so much more alive? She'll get his soul eventually if she wants it, its not like Big E would go out of his way to tucker Fabious'es soul in after his death.

    • @Makorze
      @Makorze 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Playing "Hard to get" with without hiding in the Webway and looking right at her is probably a literal first (or a second if GW ever touches upon the lore of the only other Astartes to meet Slannesh in person.)

    • @amongusgaming123
      @amongusgaming123 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Slaanesh's whole thing is breaking people's beliefs and moral values, she would literally fucking hate this lol

    • @NuniaBiznaz
      @NuniaBiznaz 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@amongusgaming123 nah this is just edging don't worry about it

    • @Loloswaghetto
      @Loloswaghetto 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Nah if you read the trilogy you realise Slaanesh loves this because they love obsession of any kind... and what better servant of Slaanesh than a man devoted to perfecting his craft, utterly rigid in his belief that gods aren't real, and yet does everything that Slaanesh wants? And that's why Fabius is Slaanesh' favorite follower.

  • @leereredone9418
    @leereredone9418 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    Outstanding performance, don't ever stop!

  • @sircarlos3707
    @sircarlos3707 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Mate, your voice is GORGEOUS, i love your narrations, keep up with the awesome videos.

  • @scavengersix2161
    @scavengersix2161 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Uriel and Pasanius, 30 second trip on the daemon engine: _power armor officially shat._
    Fabius Bile, looking She Who Thirsts dead in the eye with no protection: "Ain't nobody up there, chief. The warp just does that sometimes."

  • @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
    @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I'm so used to taking the piss ouf of the chaos gods, it's genuinely refreshing to be reminded of just how powerful and vast they truly are

  • @HBon111
    @HBon111 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    The music was excellently curated here.

  • @HellishSpoon
    @HellishSpoon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    "Man, if only you didn't go around killing a bunch of my people, you'd be pretty chill"- Emperor probably

  • @BobelPop
    @BobelPop 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    DUDE! That voice acting was top tier! Perhaps you can do whole audio readings on Warhammer 40K & other books. I'd love to hear you do more!

    • @burialgoods
      @burialgoods  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Thanks bro, wish I had time to do whole books, sadly I don't right now

    • @VoiceOfTheEmperor
      @VoiceOfTheEmperor 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@burialgoods Will you ever DO have time to do such a thing?

  • @ShahbazBokhari
    @ShahbazBokhari 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    The best traitors are simultaneously sympathetic, have surprisingly admirable traits, and are equally one and all entirely and completely, lost and deluded.
    And ya kinda feel sorry for em even as you admire their feats.

  • @Seoul_Soldier
    @Seoul_Soldier 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    People call him a Chad, but this extreme unbelief in the face of Slaanesh is the purest form of pride imaginable. She loved him for it.

  • @SinOfAugust
    @SinOfAugust 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    This situation reminds me of Discworld, where gods often entertain themselves by throwing bricks at the windows of the houses where atheists live.

  • @generalalduin9548
    @generalalduin9548 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    imagine commiting crimes so horrific you make the Chaos Gods worried

    • @technoincubus1736
      @technoincubus1736 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Desciples series had same moment where demons got so impresed by local duke's abuse of its subjects that entire mission were dedicate to recruiting him.

  • @Looknook1
    @Looknook1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Slaneesh must delight in just how excessively Bile denied their existence. He truly is one of their greatest followers.

  • @honestwarmonger4662
    @honestwarmonger4662 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “It takes a strong man to deny what's right in front of him. And if the truth is undeniable, you create your own”-John Konrad

  • @jeffk862
    @jeffk862 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Makes you realize why some of the legions and primarchs fell. People say oh its dumb that they would turn to Chaos, but being a superhuman doesnt make you a saint. Everything superhumans will do will be super, be it for good or evil. Giving delusions of extradimensional power to beings of demi god levels of ambitions, anger, hate, hubris, etc. Would definitely lead some of them down this path. The Astartes are the best and worst of humanity taken to the nth degree. Think of all the outright monstrous things some of the "greatest" humans in history of done. Chaos is one hell of a drug

  • @Mr_Dancy_Pants
    @Mr_Dancy_Pants หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Slaanesh: "I am the Quaestor."
    Fabulous Bile: "Who?"
    Slaanesh: "I am the-"
    Fabulous Bile: "Asked?"

  • @pedro898
    @pedro898 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Between the intonation and tempo of your voice and the excellent choice in music, this just oozes atmosphere. Excellent stuff.

  • @mr.afrikaans1747
    @mr.afrikaans1747 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    You keep knocking these out of the park. Excellent work.

  • @mrschizo2837
    @mrschizo2837 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    I like to imagine Ol' Fabulous Bob reacting the same way as Dr Steinman from Bioshock.
    "Oh he's ugly! _Ugly!_ *_UGLY!_*

  • @paytonkraft7564
    @paytonkraft7564 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    It takes a lot of strength to choose one's own path, even more to stay on it despite all things.

  • @derpnip
    @derpnip 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Saneesh: "I AM AN UNKNOWABLE BEING OF DESIRE!"
    Fabius Bile: *on the brink of having a stroke and a seizure* "NUH UH!"

  • @ryansauchuk7290
    @ryansauchuk7290 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Fabius: You're a third rate duelist with a 4th rate deck!

  • @Zezerezz
    @Zezerezz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    I think an interesting one for you to do would be the conversation Vorx has with Captain Dantine. Would be an exercise in range jumping from something cold and calculating to somebody shitting their organs out in fear.

    • @burialgoods
      @burialgoods  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      What book was that one in?

    • @Zezerezz
      @Zezerezz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@burialgoods Lords of silence

    • @Hotel8k3k
      @Hotel8k3k 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Vorx is such a great character!

  • @shmee123ful
    @shmee123ful 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Fabulous may be a shit boot, but he is one I can some what respect. Man spent 10000 in the eye of terror with his primearch turning into a giant four armed grape snake, his legion mutating to looks like reject ceneobites and glance rockers and literature fing demons pop in on the regular and he has the balls to look into one of the beg fours faces and
    Go " lalala I don't see you your not real"