Is Futa gay? (Objection.lol)

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  • @ThomasSquared
    @ThomasSquared  3 ปีที่แล้ว +7452

    For some reason, TH-cam comments appearing on my channel and others have been "deleted" for some reason. So your comment may not appear in the comment section.
    Edit: Ok so I'm gonna have to make something clear right off the bat. I've seen alot of comments saying that this video is transphobic and what-not because they think that futa are the same as transwomen. THEY'RE NOT.
    A transwoman is someone who transitioned from a man to a woman and identifies themselves as a woman.
    Futa are literally a pr 0nn category where an exaggerated female...."creature" either has a penis and a vagina or just a penis. It's just some weird fetish thing weeaboos probably made up.
    They are not used interchangeably. Stop crying about something you barely know a lick about and do literally 2 minutes of research instead of wasting that energy on getting unnecessarily angry.
    Oh yeah and thanks for a million views. Didn't think a video I made while my friends were ignoring me on discord would blow up like that.

  • @joansosa5972
    @joansosa5972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6027

    This is the kind of cases we need to see in actual TV since it is more realistic than the cases seen on TV

    • @JimmyPizzaDelivery
      @JimmyPizzaDelivery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I shouldn't have laughed at this like I did.

    • @bapple7844
      @bapple7844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I don’t think it’s more realistic but it’s definitely more relatable

    • @Leephyow
      @Leephyow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LMAO

    • @Daniel_Lancelin
      @Daniel_Lancelin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Honestly man, real life court cases are unrealistic as fuck. I once saw a dude jump off of the podium and try to drop-kick the judge.

    • @redarmy467
      @redarmy467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BROTHER

  • @MarshallXeno
    @MarshallXeno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11026

    "Futa is just a girl packing more than you might expect!" ~ Phoenix Wright

  • @Lonk2976
    @Lonk2976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14674

    Alternate title: literally every prosecuter tries to destroy Wright's reputation, yet they all fail

    • @ThomasSquared
      @ThomasSquared  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1535

      Edgeworth: tries to call Wright gay using logic
      Godot: tries to call Wright gay using anecdotal evidence
      Franziska: tries to call Wright gay using a loophole
      Klavier: tries to seduce Wright to prove he's gay but comes up with an excuse to leave when it doesn't work
      Yep. You're right.

    • @biggoofy
      @biggoofy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +406

      Isn’t t that just the normal game

    • @tootsie_
      @tootsie_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      Phoenix Wright ruins his own reputation, he doesn't need anyone else to do that

    • @The_Void_Constellation
      @The_Void_Constellation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      You can’t ruin a reputation if it’s already ruined

    • @henterpriser5779
      @henterpriser5779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I mean edgy boi did several times

  • @안유
    @안유 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3622

    "Lesbian porn would be 100% straight and 100% gay at the same time"
    well said, Edgeworth.

    • @vib2119
      @vib2119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +381

      Schrödinger's lesbians

    • @Nombrenooriginal
      @Nombrenooriginal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      How watching two girls makes you gae (if you're a man)

    • @redactedoktor
      @redactedoktor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@Nombrenooriginal Depending on the situation it’s gay. If you’re a woman watching it, you’re gay. If you’re a man watching it it’s 100% straight. But no matter what, it’s gay for said lesbians in said porno.

    • @nadaemcomum3253
      @nadaemcomum3253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@redactedoktor But isn't it right to call a woman who lesbians a lesbian instead of a gay?

    • @redactedoktor
      @redactedoktor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@nadaemcomum3253 ???????
      Sorry, could you translate that into common speak?

  • @bacca4813
    @bacca4813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13614

    The line "Yes, I told Mr. Write that the Japanese translation of My Hero Academia was Boku no Pico and the fucking idiot believed me." made me laugh so much harder than it should have. Oh my god.

    • @hatcatmoby8893
      @hatcatmoby8893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +453

      Considering the anime community did this to me with yaoi, I kinda wanna do this to someone else.

    • @bacca4813
      @bacca4813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +378

      ​@@hatcatmoby8893 You _ABSOLUTLEY_ should. I did it to my brother when he was a weeblet. It actually worked. That's why that line made me laugh so much.

    • @beenallaroundtheworld6060
      @beenallaroundtheworld6060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      "And the fucking idiot belived me"
      I'm fucking weak🤣

    • @The-Impster
      @The-Impster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      The only bad thing about Boku no pico is that pioc is a kid and the dude in the car and a adult a rather then that it’s standard yaoi hentai

    • @CleitinDosPneu
      @CleitinDosPneu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      "oops, sorry, wrong game.. *leaves*" i just woke up my whole city

  • @deathknelle3868
    @deathknelle3868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6469

    "It's not gay if the balls don't touch."
    -Sun Tzu, or something, IDK...

    • @widhskxnkan1349pl
      @widhskxnkan1349pl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      And then he perfected it so that no human could best him in the ring of honor!
      (This sounds so weird)

    • @widhskxnkan1349pl
      @widhskxnkan1349pl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @ToasterGuy I hate you
      * Soldier screams *

    • @kristyandesouza5980
      @kristyandesouza5980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      AWW
      MAGGOTS!
      GOGOGO
      Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth and then he heard them into a boat and then he beat the crap outta every single one!

    • @samich811
      @samich811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think i know who your actually quoting but im not sure

    • @hypnoticskull6342
      @hypnoticskull6342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Doggy style is gonna be a little tricky

  • @chrishanson5846
    @chrishanson5846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7635

    "So I was watching Futa hentai the other day…"
    Who tf starts a conversation with THAT?

    • @hydro_fallenstar3281
      @hydro_fallenstar3281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +614

      You

    • @cZk75137
      @cZk75137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +775

      @@hydro_fallenstar3281 No no, he's got a point

    • @darxori
      @darxori 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      More people than you'd think

    • @thatstupidthomasfan
      @thatstupidthomasfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +403

      Who the Hell Starts a conversation like that, i just sat down!
      -Peter Griffin

    • @spoof2062
      @spoof2062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Ngl in highschool i could imagine starting a convo like that with friends😂

  • @IamHat
    @IamHat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1466

    I want to be the guy who is just constantly sliding Godot coffee.

    • @urbainleverrier1
      @urbainleverrier1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I want to be Phoenix
      Not because I like him or anything I want to uh get thrown with godot's coffee

    • @LightSoul-8
      @LightSoul-8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      My headcanon is that Godot has a Stand or a pocket dimension that he can just generate coffee from.
      (Edited because I spelled coffee as "coffe" at first)

    • @odintheredprince12yearsold97
      @odintheredprince12yearsold97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@urbainleverrier1 that's sus

    • @TheRealityWarper08
      @TheRealityWarper08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ngl I mistook your pfp for the Pepsi logo

    • @odintheredprince12yearsold97
      @odintheredprince12yearsold97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@TheRealityWarper08 oh my God I can't unsee it now

  • @Felixkeeg
    @Felixkeeg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    "I told him the Japanese name for My Hero Academia was 'Boko no Pico' and he fucking believed me"
    My sides, ahahha

    • @onilink0thefur
      @onilink0thefur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Had me laughing for a solid minute

    • @Holaaajjdnsdjfj
      @Holaaajjdnsdjfj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The thing that did the commt More funnier Is his face 🗿

  • @JunJun-in4tq
    @JunJun-in4tq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7274

    I can't believe I wasted over 3 minutes of my life watching fake characters discuss whether an animated genre is straight or ge.

    • @ThomasSquared
      @ThomasSquared  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1021

      Sorry, no refunds.

    • @troljynx9953
      @troljynx9953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Bruh

    • @analiarodriguez1569
      @analiarodriguez1569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      Technically, futas are not for straights nor gays, but for bisexuals.

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I can't believe I wasted 3 minutes to confirm what I already knew

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@analiarodriguez1569 fitas are for everyone

  • @wittyusername3469
    @wittyusername3469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4931

    3:05 "Objection!"
    *Shreds the air guitar*
    "Oops sorry, wrong game."
    *Leaves*
    Absolute Chad

    • @elijahlopez6287
      @elijahlopez6287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      my favorite part

    • @widhskxnkan1349pl
      @widhskxnkan1349pl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +448

      >walks into court
      >plays air guitar
      >refuses to elaborate further
      >leaves

    • @DominatorGiga
      @DominatorGiga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      That wasn't a flex. That wasn't a power move. That, *was* a *POWER FLEX*

    • @wittyusername3469
      @wittyusername3469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Klavier isn’t playing the air guitar, he is so powerful he actually conjures an invisible guitar, that’s why we can hear it.

    • @nam6128
      @nam6128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thats what i want my attitude in life to be lmao

  • @inertpuma4884
    @inertpuma4884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +876

    “It’s not gay if you’re still wearing something, like socks.”
    -My friend

    • @emilyvillamil
      @emilyvillamil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Your friends sounds very wise but it is still gay lol

    • @inertpuma4884
      @inertpuma4884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@emilyvillamil i think it was supposed to be a joke, but it didn't sound like a joke tbh.

    • @agustinvitta1322
      @agustinvitta1322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's the gayest thing I've ever heard

    • @sionnachdensolas9787
      @sionnachdensolas9787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Its not gay if hes wearing thigh highs

    • @Bruh-jz1se
      @Bruh-jz1se 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sionnachdensolas9787 Ah, I see you're man of culture as well

  • @Mrpawsum2
    @Mrpawsum2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7004

    This video would've been over in seconds if Phoenix just responded with "so?"

    • @ThomasSquared
      @ThomasSquared  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1836

      A chad move like that is too bold for Phoenix.

    • @burkeyjmoney
      @burkeyjmoney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Because nobody wants to be gay

    • @fathersbasement9119
      @fathersbasement9119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      @@ThomasSquared so?

    • @Justaplebxd1998
      @Justaplebxd1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      what stronger ''yeah and?'' or ''so?''

    • @oldsockpocket
      @oldsockpocket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      @@Justaplebxd1998 Yeah, so?

  • @scottland8698
    @scottland8698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3693

    3:07
    *Shows up*
    *objects*
    *Plays air guitar*
    *Refuses to elaborate*
    *Leaves*

    • @Janepringles
      @Janepringles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      Gigachad moment

    • @civosborne
      @civosborne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      STFU AND PREPARE ANOTHER CUP OF COFFEE!

    • @fukittt
      @fukittt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Based

    • @slapnull1819
      @slapnull1819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That’s a little political tbh

    • @ashleymabel6530
      @ashleymabel6530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@fukittt basado

  • @squeaky1963
    @squeaky1963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2300

    Me: *watches futa
    *"Reality can be whatever I want"*

  • @roxassora2706
    @roxassora2706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    So the guy behind "Don't watch an anime called "Boku"" is actually Phoenix

    • @cZk75137
      @cZk75137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      For a split second, i thought you were Nux Taku because of your profile pic

  • @sad_bunlmao6522
    @sad_bunlmao6522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1291

    Klavier:
    -Finishes epic air guitar riff*
    "Fuck y'all"
    -peaces out

    • @grimace1.048
      @grimace1.048 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      SERBIAAAAAAAAAA
      SERBIAAA
      SERBIAAAAAA

  • @malikegekristensen3935
    @malikegekristensen3935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4859

    What’s gay about The Federal Unemployment Tax Act?

    • @fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257
      @fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      everything

    • @Desh681
      @Desh681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      The fact that they do unspeakable acts to you if you go to their complaints department

    • @cyanscholar5498
      @cyanscholar5498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      idk homie, the lower class recieving a living wage in order to survive in a classist capitalst society that is totally against their well being seems kinda sussy

    • @MelonHead78
      @MelonHead78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@cyanscholar5498 Silence commie.

    • @sooryan_1018
      @sooryan_1018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Taxes are gay

  • @JustSomeNamekian
    @JustSomeNamekian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    Now just imagine this being brought up in an actual court house

    • @bekambekm3200
      @bekambekm3200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We will have to wait like 3 years or so

    • @feywildheart2878
      @feywildheart2878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Genetalia v identity, the court will decide what the focal point of attraction is

    • @jamesfreeman3617
      @jamesfreeman3617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well considering hermaphroditism is a real condition it's totally possible that a court would have to make a decision like this for legal reasons.

    • @jamesfreeman3617
      @jamesfreeman3617 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @0 FQuartz 0 while that might happen I was thinking more on the lines of deciding if someone is or is not protected by a law.

    • @lamphiaalonso5341
      @lamphiaalonso5341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      court may not discuss futa but sometimes the discussions are just as stupid

  • @ghastlygno3002
    @ghastlygno3002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    "Girl packing more than you might expect"
    -r/futanari description

  • @SheCravesAldo
    @SheCravesAldo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    “How else would u know Pico isn’t a futa”
    Well, you see, it started when we were getting freaky on a Friday night...

    • @heartcore_addict
      @heartcore_addict 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Your comment made me very happy

    • @fukittt
      @fukittt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Boyfriend x pico is canon and that saddens me

    • @Jasslav
      @Jasslav 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@fukittt yes but I don't think they....I'm just not gonna say it

    • @flow185
      @flow185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You know we were beep bopping, rapping and booze and drugs happen to be in the same place i was...

    •  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fukittt wait what?

  • @smugglefish8171
    @smugglefish8171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3623

    If you seen Boku No Pico, it's more concerning that it features children than it being Yaoi

    • @D3V1LH34D
      @D3V1LH34D 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      Nah, yaoi is more terrifying.

    • @XxBlackAngel141
      @XxBlackAngel141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      Agreed. Yaoi is the shit but Boku no Pico..... ew

    • @joshuauloho5871
      @joshuauloho5871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @aaa A 🙄🙄🙄, brah

    • @thunderweirdo
      @thunderweirdo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @aaa A To which anime are you referring? I'm genuinely curious.

    • @peebumz2710
      @peebumz2710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      I haven't actually watch Boku No Pico and- IT FEATURES FUCKING WHAT

  • @heavenlyascendedchicken5464
    @heavenlyascendedchicken5464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    Welcome back to another day of court, today we will be figuring out, "is the sun a planet or a gas Giant".

  • @TheKrazykyleman
    @TheKrazykyleman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Should have had a giant "NOT GAY" like they do when you get a "NOT GUILTY" verdict

    • @doodlehates_uttp
      @doodlehates_uttp 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Futa is gay, you can't change my mind

  • @dizzypear
    @dizzypear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    >enters the room and plays the air guitar
    >"Oops wrong game"
    >Refuses to explain himself
    >Leaves

  • @Deadpool710
    @Deadpool710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7963

    Futa x female: Not gay
    Futa x male: Pretty gay
    Futa x Futa: science has not progressed far enough to calculate the gay
    Edit: Small correction, Futa x male is only inherently gay if the futa is fucking the guy. If the guy is fucking the futa, it is straight, unless the nut gets on him

    • @jaimebm816
      @jaimebm816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +368

      What a wise man 😔👌

    • @Satheo05
      @Satheo05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +401

      It ain’t gay to like a girl with a meaty attachment .

    • @gigisty
      @gigisty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      Using the logic from the video it would be 20% gay

    • @goggles8691
      @goggles8691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      It's straighter than normal

    • @the_doctor2419
      @the_doctor2419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      You know what? This is reasonable. Like giorgini said, I would give futa on futa max about 20% gay. Quite overwhelmingly straight still.

  • @Beefybeef5
    @Beefybeef5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1676

    I was once known as "the futa boy" amongst my friends because i was having a brain blast at 2 in the morning and wrote a long paragraph on how amazing it would be to be a futa. The next morning I apologized for my arrogance and thought that would be the end of it but my friend who found out about it almost a year later started calling me futa boy. This kept going for months until we were in a video call with 5 of my other friends. We had a challenging discussion on how futa is not gay. After an hour of consultation we determined that futa arent gay. Hope y'all's have a good day and enjoyed the story.

    • @Gundam-Prime
      @Gundam-Prime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I want to see

    • @knweeb514
      @knweeb514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I need to see this

    • @currentlyraggedname7893
      @currentlyraggedname7893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      if you want to be a girl with a penis so bad...you can, you know.

    • @qul5816
      @qul5816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rwason

    • @CenturianTale_Halo
      @CenturianTale_Halo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I require this story

  • @ryuzxa
    @ryuzxa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Imagine just say hello to your friend and he just start the conversation with "so I was watching futa"

    • @scoffeex1740
      @scoffeex1740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WTF? I just sat down, who starts a conversation like that?

  • @challengeaccepted5613
    @challengeaccepted5613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +859

    That is some deep philosophy shit
    As deep as ....

    • @thektcrew9719
      @thektcrew9719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      👀👀👀

    • @pepperbyte8438
      @pepperbyte8438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      👁️👁️

    • @Alex-xc8bi
      @Alex-xc8bi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      A futas baIIs in my....

    • @colorado2455
      @colorado2455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Im gonna stop you right there bud.

    • @bimbobob8530
      @bimbobob8530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      yo momma

  • @makayi
    @makayi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5352

    I agree completely

    • @minhhuynh5059
      @minhhuynh5059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Do you like make on futa then

    • @nikoveliki4132
      @nikoveliki4132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thank you very much

    • @realssanne
      @realssanne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      With what

    • @nikoveliki4132
      @nikoveliki4132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@realssanne did you watch the video

    • @realssanne
      @realssanne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nikoveliki4132 yeh lmao

  • @batguy39
    @batguy39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    The biggest mistake Wright did was not differentiating full package Futas from regular Futas
    Regular are indisputably more gay

    • @The_Bird_Bird_Harder
      @The_Bird_Bird_Harder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      But wait! The common conception of futa is that full package is the norm!

    • @ADeeSHUPA
      @ADeeSHUPA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@The_Bird_Bird_Harder full package

    • @The_Bird_Bird_Harder
      @The_Bird_Bird_Harder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Yongo Bazuk I must disagree.

    • @cyanscholar5498
      @cyanscholar5498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      but they still girls bro

    • @marcoasturias8520
      @marcoasturias8520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Full packaged?

  • @Darkstander
    @Darkstander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "No you foolish fuck"
    Why do I love that more then anything said in this video

  • @acos_5
    @acos_5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    We will never know what Phoenix was saying at the start before getting interrupted

    • @BigBoy257
      @BigBoy257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah, come to think of it, I don’t think this discussion had much to do with the trial

  • @Anwar520
    @Anwar520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2310

    People in 1899 : work hard to feed themselves and their families, have strong faith, respect each other, and live together in peace.
    People in 2021 :

    • @ThomasSquared
      @ThomasSquared  4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Yeah, cause the generous people at TH-cam are totally paying me to do this shit

    • @ThomasSquared
      @ThomasSquared  3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @Egg T read the description

    • @magithegreat
      @magithegreat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Ah yes, 1899 the year of the Second Boer War

    • @thelastkitchengun3478
      @thelastkitchengun3478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yea

    • @siruno6024
      @siruno6024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      "respect each other"
      Also people in that era
      - Killing people for being jew or black
      - Believing that white people is superior in every way
      - Starting wars and people segregation
      And other fucked up shit.

  • @soupbane1688
    @soupbane1688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I like how the coffee just keeps sliding into his hand

    • @Maukiki
      @Maukiki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not only Godot but all lawyers in aa universe have the ability to create coffee cups out of thin air

  • @renzeusoya5828
    @renzeusoya5828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    'You have just admitted to watching yaoi, how else could you have known that Pico wasn't a futa?'
    Wikipedia.

    • @swegboy0238
      @swegboy0238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like every single youtuber/streamer who relates to the weeb lifestyle

    • @langostino2940
      @langostino2940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Underrated comment, ngl

  • @gamerflakjacket
    @gamerflakjacket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    I love how no one considered that it's bisexual

    • @carpii0576
      @carpii0576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Cuz it is still gay

    • @gamerflakjacket
      @gamerflakjacket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@carpii0576 as a gay I can confirm it's most like bisexual

    • @brandonsantisteban9626
      @brandonsantisteban9626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think is bicurius

    • @uwu-wv1kj
      @uwu-wv1kj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      It really depends on your sexuality more than the genre itself at this point lmao

    • @gamerflakjacket
      @gamerflakjacket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@uwu-wv1kj touche

  • @bigsmoke6675
    @bigsmoke6675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    >barges into a discussion.
    >plays air guitar
    >refuses to elaborate further
    >leaves

    • @s_0lace
      @s_0lace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      literally copied a comment word for word well done Big Smoke

  • @IrvingIV
    @IrvingIV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    6 characters struggling for 3 minutes to understand the complex mating rituals of the human snail.

  • @unstableturtleduck
    @unstableturtleduck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "no you foolish fuck"
    I died at this if it was allowed this is absolutely something Franziska would say

  • @minusguy7283
    @minusguy7283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    "It's not gay if it's with a woman." -Sun Tzu or some bull shit

    • @legion4902
      @legion4902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @EVERYTHING IS MY FAULT
      Objection! A futa is a hermaphrodite!

    • @dirtyduck6987
      @dirtyduck6987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@legion4902 well if it is neither it is not gay

    • @Maukiki
      @Maukiki 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lesbians laughing in the corner?

  • @Janepringles
    @Janepringles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    This shit is compelling as hell even though they are talking about hentai openly

  • @coal9205
    @coal9205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I love that klavier arrives just to immediately leave

  • @faby8204
    @faby8204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "No, you foolish fuck"
    Ok, that got me lol

  • @erazemskuk6017
    @erazemskuk6017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    This is a hidden gem

  • @fezmaster9938
    @fezmaster9938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2201

    Straight men: arguing about whether futa is gay
    Me, a bisexual: I have no such weaknesses

    • @doughnutdave6432
      @doughnutdave6432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      You do. Since futa is both man and woman you liking both is gay

    • @4crosswashere7
      @4crosswashere7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      @@doughnutdave6432 what

    • @adaslothland850
      @adaslothland850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      @@doughnutdave6432 objection!!!
      “Gay”, by definition, is attraction only to a same sex partner.
      That implies, for futa to be “gay” for a person, the said person needs to be futa as well.
      Being bisexual doesn’t mean the bisexual person is a futa! A male or a female can be bisexual too!
      Therefore meaning bisexuality does not make liking futa gay!
      Op here hasn’t mentioned their sex or gender, but I think it’s safe to assume that they are not futa. Op can correct me if I’m wrong.
      The discussion is over.

    • @verapaulo5698
      @verapaulo5698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I'm a lesbian and I like futa. What does that make me?

    • @adaslothland850
      @adaslothland850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      @@verapaulo5698 inclusive of trans girls I suppose.

  • @bluejellosuu9583
    @bluejellosuu9583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    Okay this is literally every toxic discord chat i have been in
    And oh god..i have still trauma from it
    Thanks for the video...but imma need to take some antidepressants now

    • @its_sisha_not_chair505
      @its_sisha_not_chair505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Discord users be like: yes doctor, my friends told on discord that futa is gay, i'm so depressed

    • @cookieaddict5956
      @cookieaddict5956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@its_sisha_not_chair505 random asshole be like

    • @PaperBagchu
      @PaperBagchu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@cookieaddict5956 He does have a point though, this generation is sensitive as fuck its rediculous.

    • @Josuh
      @Josuh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      How the fuck do you even keep joining toxic discords where the topic of futa is so common?

    • @ApeX-pj4mq
      @ApeX-pj4mq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Josuh Its better not too ask

  • @marsayde1237
    @marsayde1237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Whenever I see these memes, I love imagining that there was no crime happening that day, and the main characters use the courtroom as a hangout spot to talk about random crap.

  • @charizardfan1017
    @charizardfan1017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Bisexuals be like: Well this was a waste of time

  • @lilpogchamp4904
    @lilpogchamp4904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    My Hero academia Japanese translation is Boku no pico

    • @plushytv5295
      @plushytv5295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There’s another one. Don’t watch it. Also the JP translation is Boku no Hero.

    • @valentds
      @valentds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@plushytv5295 you don't get the joke

    • @CleitinDosPneu
      @CleitinDosPneu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      rlly? ima watch it rn

    • @PirateShux
      @PirateShux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@plushytv5295 Welcome to the joke!

    • @plushytv5295
      @plushytv5295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tbh, I don’t really get the joke, but I am glad that you are all civilized and didn’t use R/wHoOsH

  • @megatronikal8853
    @megatronikal8853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "so i was watching futa hentai the other day"
    edgeworth: im objecting your existence

  • @bungflop6433
    @bungflop6433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    This is a basically every argument I have with my friends at lunch

  • @fluffydragon1525
    @fluffydragon1525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    > walks into courtroom
    > starts shredding on air guitar
    > refuses to elaborate
    > leaves
    Sigma grindset

  • @ZeroX.0000
    @ZeroX.0000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Finally the question i've been waiting for eons

    • @valentds
      @valentds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      futa's aren't real. sadly.
      no, trans aren't futa at all

    • @fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257
      @fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@valentds Futa is better than trans

    • @nichy7734
      @nichy7734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@valentds futas exist in the form of hermaphroditeism

    • @xenmaster2203
      @xenmaster2203 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nichy7734 sadly, herms don’t count as real futas either. They can reproduce as a male and a female simultaneously. It’s either one way or the other. In truth, Futas are just an idealization of something that won’t be obtainable for a really long time.

  • @HatsODoom
    @HatsODoom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +960

    They aren't gay on the sole premise of they are a different gender entirely. So unless you are a futa too, they are not gay.

    • @The4stro
      @The4stro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      shit im using that from now on

    • @uandresbrito5685
      @uandresbrito5685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That ain't straight tho

    • @HatsODoom
      @HatsODoom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@uandresbrito5685 Correct, as straight is another term for heterosexual which is attraction to the opposite sex. HOWEVER, this word only applies to a species with two genders. If a theoretical 3rd gender were to exist, a new word would be needed. As such when considering males, females, and futas, the term "straight" cannot apply. If we were to use a term we do know though, liking futas is closest to being Bisexual, but even that isn't 100% accurate.
      But in the end the argument was "Are they Gay?" And the answer to that is no. Are they straight? That's a different question.

    • @uandresbrito5685
      @uandresbrito5685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@HatsODoom I know it goes against my original point, but knowledge is knowledge: thinking about it, hetero means different afaik, not explicitly opposite, so theoretically the term could just change it's meaning with a 3rd sex and it would be straight again.
      And obviously it's a different question, I know that.

    • @ExternalDialogue
      @ExternalDialogue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@HatsODoom tf is this shit, 1882? We have known for many decades now that humans,
      A: aren't sexually dimorphic, we have a bimodal distribution of sex with a bias for extremes. Meaning most people while not in the centre are close to the extremes of the spectrum. So what we decide a sex is isn't a concrete X or Y thing, its an arbitrary designation we give to those close to the extremes. While sex is real biological thing the amount of sexes is entirely arbitrary, where the border between male and female is on that spectrum is entirely arbitrary and artificial designation. You could say we have three sexes, or one, none, four, two, whatever. It just depends on where you draw the lines and how many you draw.
      B: You are conflating sex with gender, which has been scientifically proven quite thuroughly to be seperate things. Gender being social expectations and social roles as well as identity, sex is a biological term. And even if you dissagree you still use gender instead of sex to decide who is a man and a woman. As then the only way to tell which box a person fits in you'd need to take a chromosomal test, a full readout of their medical history, etc. You don't do that.
      Therefore, you are somewhat inaccurate.

  • @johnathanaltizer3333
    @johnathanaltizer3333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    >Virgin “futa isn’t gay”
    VS
    >Chad “I am bisexual so long as the body is feminine”

    • @AnatoliasAce3341
      @AnatoliasAce3341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Literally me.

    • @roggonval
      @roggonval 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes yes yes

    • @SA-mo3hq
      @SA-mo3hq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      True Sigma

    • @zerno_dread
      @zerno_dread 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AnatoliasAce3341 same

    • @alexanderd.1078
      @alexanderd.1078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Agree more like "i like the femenine curves"

  • @thatguy.609
    @thatguy.609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    2:06
    "Wait no! I only watched Boku no Pico because the Judge told me about it!"
    "...your honor... is that true?"
    "...yes. I told him that the Japanese translation of My hero academia was Boku no Pico and the Fucking idiot believed that."
    this has got to be the best interaction I've seen thus far

  • @toydotgame
    @toydotgame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Only the High Court of Kekistan would discuss such a case.

  • @asdgreersf
    @asdgreersf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:25 I like how he gives a statistic of gayness

  • @Oliver-OCR
    @Oliver-OCR 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    futa is NOT gay and i will die on that hill

  • @insomniac1184
    @insomniac1184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1844

    Objection! Futa is neither gay or straight.
    It is bisexual!

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I’d argue that herm is, but yeah i see your point.

    • @tommatt2901
      @tommatt2901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      OBJECTIONS, it really depends on your sexuality more then the genre itself at this point

    • @Sukuna6105
      @Sukuna6105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      EXACTLY YOU HAVE A F-ING POINT

    • @Sukuna6105
      @Sukuna6105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@tommatt2901 You also have a point

    • @tukenngemu7938
      @tukenngemu7938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah

  • @snazzyshark20
    @snazzyshark20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    How gay futa is entirely dependent on the type of futa you're watching

    • @valentds
      @valentds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thats sexist. it's like to say "this woman is so masculine, so if a man like her, he's gay"
      or you're talking about the video topic "depend if the futa have also balls or not"?

    • @snazzyshark20
      @snazzyshark20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@valentds what?

    • @adaslothland850
      @adaslothland850 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@valentds maybe they were talking about the futa’s partner and position in hentai?

    • @aika1313
      @aika1313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I agree.
      If its FutaXMale its 100% straight because Futas are still technically women.
      FutaXFemale or FutaXFuta is 100% gay for the same reason.

    • @denifnaf5874
      @denifnaf5874 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@aika1313futaxmale is 75% gay

  • @philosiraptorjr4912
    @philosiraptorjr4912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love how Godot has to take a sip of coffee after every sentence.

  • @CleanSockQ
    @CleanSockQ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Didn't know what a futa was until I watched this, I regret watching this

  • @Suddsy11037
    @Suddsy11037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is one of the most heated debates I’ve seen

  • @mymoca100
    @mymoca100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    *Agreed, now I can feel calm knowing I’m straight*

    • @bigbadlara5304
      @bigbadlara5304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Got a secret truth for you *whispers* your not 😂

    • @leafposter6602
      @leafposter6602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, it's still gay

    • @bigbadlara5304
      @bigbadlara5304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think you can enjoy the higher art form of futa pron and live in peace with the fact you're probably bisexual

    • @samuelkomay8058
      @samuelkomay8058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@leafposter6602 No

    • @fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257
      @fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am not gay but watching other gay people is fun.
      because it's rare.

  • @ultraman388
    @ultraman388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i remember a friend showing me futa in a bus.
    i proceeded to nearly vomit

  • @scarlightemperor3410
    @scarlightemperor3410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Klavier: Whoops, wrong game.
    Killed me

    • @apfelkonighd3946
      @apfelkonighd3946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I did! I made it 69 Likes! This is one of the greatest achievements in my life!

    • @aryabratsahoo7474
      @aryabratsahoo7474 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am not ruining the perfect number

  • @bennyboi3351
    @bennyboi3351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This is the greatest court case of all time.

    • @ThomasSquared
      @ThomasSquared  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is this a Cr1tikal reference?

    • @bennyboi3351
      @bennyboi3351 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ThomasSquared 😉

  • @tiia9164
    @tiia9164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Won't lie this discussion actually peeked my interest more than it should have...

  • @aboxthatdr0x0ls
    @aboxthatdr0x0ls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "It's not gay if you don't know he's gay."
    ~ Sun Tzu, Art of War

  • @helloiamenergyman
    @helloiamenergyman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Whenever someone mentions boku no pico you know the conversation will go from bad to worse

  • @General_Grievance
    @General_Grievance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I didn't know what Futa were before this video and I regret everything my life has lead to up to this moment

    • @marcoasturias8520
      @marcoasturias8520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      After a while you'll love it!

    • @destroymennardshippers1701
      @destroymennardshippers1701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@marcoasturias8520 *That was a terrible joke*

    • @Chrisdish
      @Chrisdish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@destroymennardshippers1701 *yours was worse*

    • @malo3843
      @malo3843 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marcoasturias8520 go get a life

  • @niallevans5254
    @niallevans5254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Girls Argument oh my god I want billy two Mandy. Boys argument

  • @Alexed.w
    @Alexed.w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The real Chad refutation would've been: "and if it is?"

  • @kevinkommtspielen3164
    @kevinkommtspielen3164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Plot twist: the judge let Wright win because he felt guilty for making him watch boku no pico

    • @davidmacko6309
      @davidmacko6309 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Futa still straight though

    • @timbu839
      @timbu839 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidmacko6309 bisexual actually, can be gay or straight

    • @Jasslav
      @Jasslav 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tragic really

  • @jaysonlavern3453
    @jaysonlavern3453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I am so sorry to my Mother, who raised me as her second child, I am sorry to my father whom works so hard alongside my mother to provide for us, I am sorry to my old babysitter, who took care of me before and after school when my parents could not.
    And finally I am sorry for myself, because...
    WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?!

  • @finnmcmanus3617
    @finnmcmanus3617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Hm well that answers many many of my questions also don’t ask what those questions are

  • @xeranuphia
    @xeranuphia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I’ve just accepted that I’m not straight at this point

  • @GBA-049
    @GBA-049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    I literally had this exact same discussion with my friends on Discord yesterday, am I being tracked?

    • @ThomasSquared
      @ThomasSquared  3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Unironically yes. I was talking to my cousin in Hungary a while back and I got a Hungary memes video by a guy called Dankify a day after. Good to see they're using our data for something so petty.

    • @milkyway4315
      @milkyway4315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ThomasSquared mentioning Hungary, is an instant sub from me

    • @aquilesguerrero
      @aquilesguerrero 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@milkyway4315 hey, that country takes venezuelans? :U

    • @milkyway4315
      @milkyway4315 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aquilesguerrero I don't know about that

    • @balinthegedus9940
      @balinthegedus9940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ThomasSquared I am from hungary. Looks like I am also being tracked

  • @redclover3697
    @redclover3697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Bi and pansexuals: I see this as an absolute win

    • @cyanscholar5498
      @cyanscholar5498 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Nicasa smelly

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me, and the boys hate Futa, but Herm, is the good shit.

  • @esteban8471
    @esteban8471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    One day, Klavier. One day you will be in a high quality objection.lol meme.

  • @anayasylvert4924
    @anayasylvert4924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was waiting for them to bring up futa being intersex its was the ultimate factor that made wright in fact not gay

  • @AerionMersaror
    @AerionMersaror 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    As a teenager male. I can say this is the deepest shit I've seen in my life.

  • @vakiejoe
    @vakiejoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My man just sip another drink before spitting a straight fact.

  • @invaderperidot
    @invaderperidot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    This argument usually ends up sounding like a schoolyard debate for five year olds strangely enough, they just keep adding their own rules to be right.

  • @enzoc123-x3o
    @enzoc123-x3o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    -> Enters the courtroom yelling
    -> Fucking kills it with the air guitar
    -> Refuses to elaborate further
    -> Leaves

  • @reesewhittington6778
    @reesewhittington6778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Its gay if a futa is plowing a man, or scissoring a woman.
    It is straight if a man is plowing a futa or a futa is plowing a woman

    • @FrostyShock349
      @FrostyShock349 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s ultra straight if a man is plowing a futa whose plowing a woman

    • @reesewhittington6778
      @reesewhittington6778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FrostyShock349 what is it if a futa plows a futa?

    • @FrostyShock349
      @FrostyShock349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@reesewhittington6778 or a 4 futa train?

    • @jacquiblake572
      @jacquiblake572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FrostyShock349 So all of them are plowing while being plowed
      GeNiuS

    • @ExternalDialogue
      @ExternalDialogue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its not gay, it has a different mouthfeel

  • @melodias5468
    @melodias5468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:20 judge be like : did your kingdom come

  • @thomasdevlin5825
    @thomasdevlin5825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "THAT'S AT LEAST 10% GAY!" That line killed me

  • @pandreweatspan
    @pandreweatspan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was at the edge of my seat the entire time, I truly didnt know whether futa was considered gay or not. All sides brought up logical points. Truly magnificent

  • @sonyakii
    @sonyakii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    If watching futa makes men gay
    would that
    would that make me, a woman, straight?

    • @alexpalazzolo1899
      @alexpalazzolo1899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stop it, you're breaking the simulation

    • @RockBandProPianist
      @RockBandProPianist 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly which is why futa is straight

    • @SweetDreams-v5q
      @SweetDreams-v5q 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Sonyakii My thoughts exactly lol. I always assumed liking Futa meant you were bi or pan. I’m laughing at all these comments full of dudes trying to reaffirm their straightness 😂

  • @thegoldencoin2176
    @thegoldencoin2176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I lose brain cells during these things every time and it’s worth it

  • @arataarter8146
    @arataarter8146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:43 I AGREE WITH PHOENIX-!!!

  • @soundtheartist9212
    @soundtheartist9212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:13
    I find it hilarious and ironic how this random guy was introduced with a guitar solo when his name "Klavier" translates to "piano" from German/Deutsch to English.

  • @tragic6162
    @tragic6162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Im pretty sure futa is for every gender im mean you have men parts and female parts whats not to love

  • @jellybelly8672
    @jellybelly8672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    honestly sounds like the entire courtroom needs to learn to be less insecure if they are gay or not

    • @MrLoowiz
      @MrLoowiz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Regardless, futa is gay.

    • @vsptylore3639
      @vsptylore3639 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The whole courtroom is arguing it is gay, Phoenix is the one insecure about it

  • @vibhav6551
    @vibhav6551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "futa is not gay"
    *that puts a smile on my face*

    • @73NSH1
      @73NSH1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      congratulations, you are now a gay virgin level 100

    • @romaingrasser400
      @romaingrasser400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@73NSH1 u 12

    • @73NSH1
      @73NSH1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@romaingrasser400 14*

  • @theotherchase8442
    @theotherchase8442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:51 "No, you foolish fuck..." is just so funny to me