Lambeth Station With Sergeant Escobar Cops Get Hands On! TLA abused

Visited The Met Police Lambeth Command Centre and Forensics Lab
The Security Here Must Be The Best In The Country As They Appear To Be Able To Order The Police Around As And When They Feel Like It
We Then Get To Meet Sergeant Keen (I mean Sergeant Escobar) Who Appears To Be Feeling The Effects of Too much of The Old Columbian Marching Powder
Shortly After Sergeant Escobar Along Side His Copper Cartel Cronies Get Hands on Enforcing a Civil Trespass All The While Sergeant Escobar Tries To Fit Me up For Numerous Fictional Alleged Offences
Then The Mets Finest Another Tiny Tyrant Starts Talking Nonsense and Proceeds To Absolutely Nail The Catherine Tate Impersonation.