If I had a mind like his I'd probably be happy because everything I did I would truly believe I did something special . He is living the dream single childless and a iq of 75 to 80 .
@@gsesquire3441 the man is a tenth level genius and there's no denying that, he literally pushed a Nissan Altima out of flood waters, calculating the weight as he pushed, then subtracting the estimated weight of the driver, which i am also sure was spot on
Once had a guy with very severe autism in my platoon at basic training.. Don’t think he ever graduated BUT, it still amazed me how this guy got as far as he did. He literally almost graduated, kind of scary.
Actually went through basic with a guy that looked EXACTLY like X12. His name was Combs. He almost killed himself and the drill sgt at the grenade range. Good times!
Hope this dude lives a solid life in his own eyes and is happy for the most part. The real funny part though.....is he's not talking about everyone. Other way around with mostly shitty lame regurgitated jokes. If you're reading this x12......keep on keepin on. Don't let the haters get ya down.
Man he hates tosh. He claims tosh was making fun of him cuz he's black. I was gonna leave some really mean comments on the x-12 vids but he turned off comments to every single vid. X-12 is superhuman but cant take insults
I’m guessing this came out before Deadpool. I forget sometimes that this show had been on for fucking ever; not that Deadpool is a particularly old movie.
This better actually be run by Daniel, I doubt it honestly. I'm sure Comedy Central will continue to milk Tosh.0 for revenue even with them canceling it
He has an Army Vet hat on, I'm worried there may be an actual horror story behind this. I hope not, was kind of hoping he would ask him about his time in the service, I'm sure there's a good story there, possibly not so funny though. He looks happy, that a super power on it's own, imo :)
I saw this guy do a wheelie on a unicycle....he’s a bad man
Thats just a hell of a feat if i may say so myself.
I saw this guy use pepper spray to season his meat. Badass
I saw Chuck Norris punch himself instead of letting this guy punch him.
This guy has ran back and forth so much, he has worn a dirt path in the ground 😆
I can't believe his dedication.
If I had a mind like his I'd probably be happy because everything I did I would truly believe I did something special . He is living the dream single childless and a iq of 75 to 80 .
Nice observation! 🤣🤣
@@mflance7197*an, are you sitting at about a 50?
7:47 is the funniest punchline ever. “I dont think x12 can tie his fu**ing shoes!” Hahahaha
He's fighting back that brain freeze so hard 🤣
“What bad guy would you wanna fight”
“ a terrace”
"What bad guy would you want to fight"
"Joe Torre"
I'm all for a full blown X12 movies with Tosh as the antagonist haha
X12 is a damn Legend. He once tied my and his own shoes at the same damn time.
🤯Damn!
Not to mention Elon Musk named his child after him
@@chickennuggetscoon6900 hahaha
Is that why yall was tripping so much?
The one I've been waiting for.
Me too
#metoo
Seen this 6 years ago and just remember this
Same this is the best cewebrity profile hands down
@@petereinhardt fax
My favorite Tosh character find. I can't stop laughing.
X12 gone give it to ya!
RIP
@@BigOleNuttSak FACTS. RIP X
This comment is underrated as hell.
On that note RIP DMX.
The only clip I have re watched on purpose.. absolutely gold
X-12's real super power is giggling. It's so infectious.
It is hard to handle but then again I laughed
😂😂
The average weight of a Nissan altima google results. 3,208 to 3,461 lbs
I was just about to make a post about googling “curb weight Nissan Altima”
X12 is vindicated 👍🇺🇸
@@gsesquire3441 the man is a tenth level genius and there's no denying that, he literally pushed a Nissan Altima out of flood waters, calculating the weight as he pushed, then subtracting the estimated weight of the driver, which i am also sure was spot on
Tosha’s ability to have fun with him and not just poke fun of him is awesome
Best interaction with Daniel! Dude is so humble and can clown around about his powers. I feel secretly X12 is Daniel's favorite guest 😆
X12 needs to be the next Avenger and he needs his own spin off on Disney+.
Tosh: Car
X12: Get out the way
😂😂😂😂😂
As a service member im not surprised this dude served in the army probably a grunt that got hit in the head 1 too many times
Bros tbi has him thinking funny
When he did the fast walk I spit water on my phone 😭🤣
This dude is pissed at Tosh for being on the show. His website says so...yes X12 has a website. 🤣
Even better... I just looked at his website again and he's trying to make it seem like it's a racially motivated fanbase making fun of him. 🤣
Thank you for telling me. His website is great
What’s his website? I can’t find it
@@kodiak6198 look up x12 superhuman.
Geeze what a tool. No wonder why so many people hate vets.
Think the military might have dosed this guy a few too many times. 🤔
What did the army do to this guy? 🤣
Gave him superhuman abilities, duh!
That's classified.
You’d be real surprised who they actually recruit... I’ve seen worse
Once had a guy with very severe autism in my platoon at basic training.. Don’t think he ever graduated BUT, it still amazed me how this guy got as far as he did. He literally almost graduated, kind of scary.
Actually went through basic with a guy that looked EXACTLY like X12. His name was Combs. He almost killed himself and the drill sgt at the grenade range. Good times!
"I'll babysit you X12" 🤣🤣🤣😭
"Did you push it deeper?" Im dead.
I can sleep soundly knowing this man is keeping the streets safe
His Face when he goes through the door and sees X 1 through 11 😅
dudes diet is fucking amazing. im eating most of what he said and didnt realize how funny it sounds
subway foods
X12, a true legend.
Hope this dude lives a solid life in his own eyes and is happy for the most part. The real funny part though.....is he's not talking about everyone. Other way around with mostly shitty lame regurgitated jokes. If you're reading this x12......keep on keepin on. Don't let the haters get ya down.
Yup. Keep living in your fantasy world!
@@themonsterunderyourbed9408 That's everybody though
He’s right about the weight of a Altima 😂😂
This guy was the best EVER, Still is!
Daniel Tosh is an agent of Chaos. Love you dude haha
One of my favorite comedians of all time 😂
People still remember the X12 legend
I bet if he actually looked up the weight of a Nissan Ultima his mind was blown to find out at the lightest it's 3244 lbs 😂😂
Deadpool is the Tosh of superheroes. So don't clown too much on Ryan lol
I thought that joke aged well lol, obviously before Deadpool came out
For real though… this dude with his belief in himself could probably actually rip someone in half.
X-12 saves puppies, hugs them to death! 😂😂😂
I've always loved "hug to death" funny how they used it here 😈
He’s right about the weight of a Nissan Altima: 3208-3461 lbs
Not to validate stereotypes, but something about him makes me believe he could move that much weight
Do I believe it? Yes
X-12 I'm looking for your videos love the content bro. We need more of You!!!.
Thanks Tosh another great interesting find 👍 😀
7:10 that paper is a jail intake form. It's hilarious to read all the stuff on it.
0:51 Tosh 😂
One of my favorites
This dude made a whole website about how he feels disrespected. But he went twice on the show.
X12 - The only human Chuck Norris is actually afraid of.
Tosh is generous. Miss u Tosh. Be cool to X12 ppl!
The best one I've seen!
This is so great....
Who let that man take control of a plane?
I don't think X12 can tie his own FUCKING shoes 👟 haha 😂 💀
I’ve been looking for this one for a long time
Loved this one 👍
Wait, doesn't this guy's brother flawlessly move into and out of balloons?
2021 in a nut shell... Me as a young and sexy successful man will be alone while the x12 has his girl of choice! Lmbo
I absolutely love X12 xD
This was good
Oh my gosh, Hormel corned beef and hash with butter and hot sauce.
P.S. he was spot on. Nissan Altimas weigh 3208 lbs.
The days before Van Wilder played Deadpool…..
After looking at X12's website, it sounds like Tosh is X12's evil nemesis.
Man he hates tosh. He claims tosh was making fun of him cuz he's black.
I was gonna leave some really mean comments on the x-12 vids but he turned off comments to every single vid.
X-12 is superhuman but cant take insults
I’m guessing this came out before Deadpool. I forget sometimes that this show had been on for fucking ever; not that Deadpool is a particularly old movie.
I wonder if X12s hat is “STOLEN VALOR!!!”
Hope not
I hope X-12 saves me from dying someday👌
I fucking love x12
Fried okra good af ngl
God bless his heart ❤️
We both served at Fort Dragg and we're both zapped .... X-13 ... hold my beer.
With all these super hero movies, when is X12 gonna get his movie?
HOW MUCH LONGER BEFORE THE START OF THE NEW SEASON MR TOSH ?
Comedy central canceled it all thanks to cancel culture
Its over, SJW cancelled comedy all together
So the next time you vote Democrat you will get High gas prices and canceled TV shows that only a fraction of the population wants off the air.
@@rapperc18 thank you. Has no one noticed the gas prices immediately went up?
@@rapperc18 i thought he was moving to another network
Nissan Altima do weigh 3200 lbs. this guy checks out.
He looks like Black Karl Childers. I go off summers to rescue these kittens and eat French fried Pertaters.
Chuck Norris had to officially retire - because X12.
The only reason this guy didnt get a brain freeze is because he clearly lacks the proper equipment...
Thanks to this guy I now believe that I am x9
This better actually be run by Daniel, I doubt it honestly. I'm sure Comedy Central will continue to milk Tosh.0 for revenue even with them canceling it
He's like the Toxic Avenger without the Toxic.....or a modern day "blankman"......Lol
This is why I won't let my kids join the military. WTF did they do to him?
He was probably like that before
The military didn't do this
X-12 deserves his own Netflix show 😏
X12 uses motor oils
He has an Army Vet hat on, I'm worried there may be an actual horror story behind this. I hope not, was kind of hoping he would ask him about his time in the service, I'm sure there's a good story there, possibly not so funny though. He looks happy, that a super power on it's own, imo :)
If he ran 37mph, then my name is Lee Roy Jenkins.
Tosh is surprisingly a really good guy. He should come back if these other hacks are getting play.
I guess great power doesn't come with great dental plan. 😂🤣
Whatever happened to x12 i havent seen anything on him in a while
Id rather walk through hell with gasoline draws on, rather then go against with x12💀☠
Turns out van wilder makes a pretty damn awesome superhero
*antihero
X-12 =INSANE BOLT
I fucking love X-12!!!!
This is who elon musk named their child after
He looks like an older alistar overeem.
Lmfao the only thing they have in common is a sever underbite
Is X12 the real forest gump
If he wasn't sore strong, I'd say he should be wearing a helmet.lol
A real superpower is getting away with that scarf.
I really wish he would make more videos
lol hes actually right about the nissan altima....first thing I did was search for that.
Rock n roll mcdonalds, rock n wroll mrcdonald, ruck an rull mcdonalsh......
I still can’t believe this guy was our president for 4 years
Dude was spot on saying 3,200 pounds for an Altima
"What famous bad guy would u like to fight?"
_thuh terith_
thats a heavy car
Haha amazing