We Watch: Couple Think They Are Actually Vampires
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- We watch this couple that think they are actually vampires...
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ImAllexx I love you but Mr Marriott is clearly the alpha male in your relationship.
Already am mate
ImAllexx I love your videos Alex!!!!!!
"I get headaches when I go into the sun" yes hun me too its called dehydration. You need a glass of water not blood.
C M YASSSS
Screw the sunlight
I would like but 666 likes
I ruined your 777 likes 🙂ʘ‿ʘ
Celestia Ludenberg me too. It’s really irritating. ;-;
Wait, is Alex getting triggered because _he's_ a vampire?
In his head he's thinking "No, no, NO! That's all fucking wrong, fraudulent wankers!"
You shut your mouth
Flawless Sack No U
Plot twist
Alexx has the fangs!
James sounds like he’s constantly using a deep voice filter over his regular voice.
Omg I can't overhear that now
I never thought I'd see somebody say it XD I was thinking the same thing
Brianna Goode true
Brianna Goode omg yes
Someone finally said it! Thank you
I like how their interpretation of "vampires" is less like classic vampires and more like that one hentai i watched yesterday.
EXACTLY
dilophosaurus sk watch vampire vixen
WHY DO I KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT
link?
@@lucien2549 Itadaki Seieki
People are going to start believing that James and Alex are actually dating
Alluring Trash this is the first video of their’s that I’ve watched and I thought they were married.
Glowstick Person Lmao that's pretty funny. Since you're new, you probably don't know that Alex is bisexual soooo 😉
2:11 "Now he cant stop sucking me"
This is my 3rd video that i have watched with alex, every video he does with another guy has off the chart sexual tension in it
Wait... They aren't?
Def had to scroll down these comments to figure it out. I only just figured out a few hours ago that Alex was bi. Lol. Reppin' the community well.
"They sleep during the day to avoid the sun" - every university student, including me xD
Also everyone that works at an office from 9-5 lol.
just every teen and young adult in general XD
Akarra the rat in your profile pic is adorable.
666th like >:3
@@Daaaanielle how could somebody sleep thru the whole day if they work a 9-5?? That's during the day...
This couple thinks they are vampires!!
(Starts with them looking at themselves in the mirror)
Lorraine Someone grab the garlic
Actually the vampires in vampire diaries can use mirrors and Stefan likes garlic
Volterra Chan why do you know this
Volterra Chan yes because vampire diaries is completely real and accurate
Faith xoxo I was just stating that maybe it’s why the couple thinks they can use mirrors
imagine thinking you're a vampire because you watched twilight one time.
That was 2nd grade me :/
Me in 7th grade xD
me in 6th grade
12 yr olds in love with Edward:
that was 12 year old me. :'(
They’ve probably got a vitamin D deficiency
D is for dICK-
Sh want dat d
DAT VITAMIN D
Vitamin A-nal ;)
Nah bruh definitely iron deficiency. That literally explains the whole thing
Yeah vitamin d deficiency is VERY dangerous actually you’d be surprised
So I've just had my first period, and now I'm an ocean dragon princess
XXSTARDUSTSHARKXX welcome to the club fam 😂
Oh noo 😂
Wow congrats I was just a crampy bitch who wanted chocolate
Haaa welcome to the war zone
I just had mine and now I'm a pissed stormcutter
That woman describing drinking blood sounds very similar to my friends introducing me to cheap wine
Lmfao
Why dose James lowkey look like a younger version of Jack Black?!
dOsE
And baron Corbin a little too
Wait that isnt jack black?
holy shit
He doesn't lol
"They need human energy." But how does it work if they are both vampires?
Cannibalism.
Yes
Technically the truth
It's like Vampire Knight............... I Think
the probably just say they need human energy each other just so they can (u know) lol
Being allergic to the sun is just called bein' Irish, mate.
Ye I'm irish
I'm watching this with sunburn😳😳
ur profile pic 😂😂😂
@@aaliyahyasmin3158 quare good isn't it
I'm not even irish and I get this
How about, instead of giving blood to a crazy lady, u give it to people who - don't know...NEED IT?!
Just let them die from iron poisoning. Itll happen eventually
I'm dead. I lost my shit when Alex realize what he said 😂
James: *They have a lot of sex*
Alex: *And it's bloody* 😐 errrr
luluRae Embury WAIT NO-
6:40
Whenever I'm in the sun for long periods of time, I get a headache.
*that's called heatstroke and dehydration, bud.*
I think I'm a vampire too guys.
I have a
*spooky vampire voice*
ViTaMiN D dEfIcIeNcY
Maybe someone should change me so I can become a vampire
iRon DefiCienCY
@@ayianashaw2341 lol me too. Once I forgot to take my medication and I came like really pale then someone thought u was a vampire😂😂
@@I_rosemary B) I refused to take medication because I'm too cool
this is my fav video cause alex seemed genuinely happy
jasmine g agreed
"You know what would be better than water?"
"METH!"
HeLl YeAh
That’s the statement I carry with me at all times
Alex has gone mad due to his bathwater withdrawal
OMGitsTTV or maybe it’s an overdose???
He’s become addicted to blood
Alex - “It DoEsN’t MaKe AnY SeNsE’’
Welcome to my science class
Ems Bradley your english class must be giving you quite some trouble as well
LS you are correct
Ems Bradley we learn from our mistakes lol
Ems Bradley
I actually love science
ʇɹɐǝɥ ɐɹʇɔǝןǝ lucky you bc I am terrible at science
*9:54** alex’s meltdown is a mood*
6:33 She’s literally just describing dehydration
Brad_Da_Robot lmao true
She is totally a vampire I am too and our community is frowned upon so much. We are just looking for a place in the world and we can be equal to humans. Rogue vampires are the ones who drink blood. We depend on different energy from humans. I didn't want to be a vampire! I was bitten! I just wanted to live a normal life and now I can't.
@@harley3990 are u being serious?
at 8:30 too lmao
Alex literally has the cutest smile ever
Ikrrr 😍😍
“When you have your first period... and then when you eat it”
*lovely peaches has entered the chat*
emelie johnsen you so bad and baby I want you so bad yuh you so bad-
@pastel crazes ....w t f
@@pastelcrazes882 uh you seem like a giant creep
Kat Bowen are you guys dumb lmao those are the lyrics to the song peaches is obsessed with,,,,,
Haha so underrated
I get migranes when its sunny OH MY GOD IM A VAMPIRE
*THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU FOUL DEMON*
DIE BLOODY HEATHEN
even though he lives in fucking texas
Imagine being a “vampire”, and having to pose like a “fictional” vampire for pictures.
James : You know when you get your first period
Alex: *look of disappointment* oh no James
James: *laughs* and then when you eat it
Alex: OH NO JAMES
6:38 *I want someone to look at me like James looks at Alex*
Yes👏
Lol Satan
It’s just ya boi Satan please
Cries
Same bro.
No one:
James and Alex: BlOoDy WeLl DoNt BeLeIvE tHaT!!!!
Ales thinks they are insulting HIS vampire community, this is why he is SO angry!
EXPOSED
Reality being said
Anonym0us DUDE GO TO 5:43
ITS A YEE YEE VAMPIRE
A L E S
_SPEECH 100_
Sabrina Rocha
_GRAMMAR 100_
i need someone to look at me the way james looks at alex while he screams about how fake vampires are
alex you seem to be very invested in the appropriation of vampire culture
Meanwhile people are out here needing blood transfusions
"Being a vampire isn't something you can just choose" dude sounds like he's coming out as gay or something 😂
One time I went to the beach and got sunburned, must mean that I'm a vampire.
The way James is just jumping from one channel to the other👌
Also, as someone who actually gets severe sunburns, my skin feels like it's boiling and I get blisters and my body overheats and I can't breathe, I am more vampire than those two...
Same
Am I the only one that just stares at Alex's growing Adam's apple the whole video.
Potato Inc. same
Bev 2.0
Makes sense.
Omg yes, I was wondering if anyone else noticed how big it looks
Nope just you.
@ABortniteTM oH uHm ok
7:36-7:40 when you’re describing a James x Alex wattpad Fic to somebody.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LOLLLL
lmaooo
Do people actually make fics about them?
Si Si yeah i look up.....i can’t look at them the same way
You and George? Because you keep attacking each other’s necks 😂
Tbh I only watch his videos to look out for the neck marks 😂😂
Me, the lesbian queen, to my 3 adopted children: Listen, being a lesbian isn't something you can choose.
same hahha
You don’t choose the gay, the gay chooses you
I’m excited for the gay compilations that are gonna come out of this video, pun very much intended
Ivfalenandicantgetup _ I’ll make one lol
@@stupidpotato5521 where is it?
Caelan Collective come out
@@dumbshit5928 What does that mean?
i'll bloody well believe that
8:03
Me. A pansexual female with a lesbian girlfriend.: "Me too, you ain't special"
Omg lmao 💀😂
DOOR TAKE IT
I CANNOT BREATHEEEE!!! SISSSSSS I CANNOT!!!
This sent me lmao
OMG NO HELPPPP
the more i watch alex,, the more attractive he gets pLS AASHJHKDG
kinos freckles GaY !
That's rather gay but I relate
👂🏳️🌈👃🏳️🌈👂
😏x2
@@noyes8446 twas simply a joke mate.
True
Bruh im here 41 seconds after video release *dabs in the 6th dimension*
Jonesi 😂😂
b r u h m o m e n t
Shut up
@@k1ll074 no u
Get trolled libtard shut up
You can't be a vampire leader if you can't speak Romanian that's my slightly stereotypical logic change my mind 🇷🇴
lmao my family literally speaks romanian at home
am i a vampire now? 🇹🇩
Merry Ghebremeskel i suppose i qualify then. i actually take this medication for my skin that makes me sunburn super easily, an added bonus lmao
Welp lol
@@heystobit2225 oh whale then
Spicy Crocs r/whooooosh
Well they certainly do get an *extra blood supply* once a month
👁️👄👁️
So you decided to post this
Damn you really went there 🤢🤮
Wait I thought vampires don’t have blood that’s why they drink it... don’t ask why i know this
CozyHi NO
welp it’s official
I have a giant crush on Alex
As you should
Why wouldn’t you
Good for you! :-)
Same 🤣
isn’t Alex a vampire? He has fangs, why do you think George has all those Hickeys.
Idk dude, I'm just going through the slightly gay content with Alex in it. AMUSING
Oh my....
I have the fangy teeth, I spend all my life watching TH-cam and playing games inside, I have a slight tint of red in my hair(which gives me headaches due to it attracting sunlight, AND I LOVE FRUIT PUNCH...
help
dude that’s so quirky bro 😩😩
Jesus. If you guys make one more relationship joke I'm committing roof jump
honestly, two dudes cant act gay without actually being in a relationship
Fuck, its so irritating. Have we learned nothing from the annoying Dan and Phil fangirls?
@oop. sarah Haha, yeah I guess my comment aged a little oddly. However, I still think that shipping real people who aren't in a public relationship is really weird.
LMAO
btw aw celtic 😍
@blendedby sarah Eh. The point is that phangirls were also extremely fuckin irritating and both Dan and Phil didn't enjoy them and their focus on the Phan relationship. Alex and James have already both released statements saying that they're annoyed with people shipping them, being obsessed with their sexuality, trying to figure out their relationship status.. et cetera et cetera
"Bloody won't believe what this couple does....."
That's a level "jacksfilms" pun right there.
"HuMaN eNeRgY"
Them; * are humans *
Married couple REACTS to VAMPIRE couple.
Ale: "She should be dead"
Husband: "Is ThAt A tHrEaT!!!?!?!?!?!"
Ale?
on behalf of austin, and texas, i'm sorry.
Is Alexx gay or is he just rlly close
To his friends
Lewis Harrison Vlogs alex is bi, idk about James
@@Proxima_Centauri22 I think James is also bi but that's only what I've been told
Lewis Harrison Vlogs they’re both bisexual
He's bisexual
He’s bi he said it in an interview
i’ve never laughed this much in alex’s videos 😭😭
been looking forward to this for the past few days:)
campcast highlights *bean
(I just watched Alex admit soothhouse did it first in their vid)
Do couples that aren't in Texas not drink their significant other's blood....?
lexilurvsID I’m a yeeehaw, and I can’t confirm this, sorry
no u yeehaw blood mhm
In the uk we don’t drink blood
Sha Thankyou wtf do u drink then? Water? That’s inhumane! Humans are 70% water, you cannibal
SkeletonNotes true but it soo good i guess I’m a cannibal
"They sleep during the day to avoid the sun"
Every emo depressed and dead inside person aka hecking me
these people took “My Babysitters A Vampire” too far
Nobody:
Alex: “ And it's bloody”
Both- *realization* “ooooooohh....”
This is going to get lost in the comments but Alex and I get mad in the same way. We just "scream" and wave our hands around. Thanks for reading xoxo gossip girl
What the fuck did i just read lmao
The Real Richard Goranski
Lol idk but R.G is confused
Xoxo gossip girl
I love your profile pic lmao
im confused xoxo™ gossip girl
When you’re anemic but wanna be special
I need someone that looks at me the same way that James looks at Alex.
"There's literally a skeleton right there" haha funny joke haha
Skeleton enters frame
And I oop-
bro dude i swear i’m a vampire
i think it’s cause i never go outside
oh wait that just means i’m antisocial
@@alicelovesminhyuk To kEep hER wArM aND TiMe
@@obviously_kiwi3222 *IsS fRozEn*
Same :v
James was 100% tipsy in this video 😂
yo i think i've seen that couple on MTV true life about vampires
UPDATE: it's them
i can't believe they still believe they're vampires
“It’s not something you can just chOoSE”
I bloody well believe it
I don’t think crazy ever goes away so it makes sense
Waiting for a wattpad fanfic about James and Alex
0:18, 2:11 ...alright then
4:05 James...why though?
4:11 I love how Alex doesn't even pull away 😏😏
Awkwardlife 18 8:08
Awkwardlife 18 yeahhhh Alex at 4:11 is straight up a sex face
Um... Those sound like symptoms of diabetes/pre-diabetes 🤣🤣🤣
I swear them saying, “I bloody won’t believe it”, is fking stuck in my head 😂
is Alex using the Alfie Deyes laugh as a scary laugh.....?
As a vampire i can confirm that we drink period blood by the gallon. Have you ever had like a massive bottle of asda water? we drink those, of period blood.
Natalicious yum😍
Natalicious yummmmmm.........
🤮🤮🤢🤢
Well I bloody won't believe this
6:40 how concerned James looked for Alex
Alex your mom is going to be mad for *bloody* putting red paint on your internet sensation hoodieeeeeee
*i bloody cant believe it*
*laughs in british*
“When I’m in the sun for long periods of time, I get a bad headache”
That’s called dehydration mate, what you need is water, not blood
Quarrantine got me like 'I go into direct sunlight as little as possible'
left the soothouse video for this
after i finished it of course but
I love how James' s eyes vanish whenever he cracks a "bloody" joke lmao.
Great video as always, Alex! Keep it up mate!
Jalexx
James +
Alex
*you can’t stop me*
thank you for always doing subtitles, im hard of hearing and i hate when youtubers dont do them because i have to guess if the auto subtitle is correct or not.. lol its a small thing but means a lot tbh
I honestly have a crush on Alex but I also ship him with James...
I'm not okay
I understand completely it’s a conflicting life we live
Straight up thought MCR
I promise
Yeah shipping real people is quite weird
You wear me ooooutt
i ship it so hard
Please don't. Don't do that. They're both sososo uncomfortable with that
Unless you were talking about the vampires, in which case, carry on
I may have a small dick, but Have you watched *any* of their videos together?? They’re constantly joking about it. If they were truly uncomfortable with it, they wouldn’t be joking about it all the time.
Anyone else annoyed by the ‘blood’ on his hoodie strings or is it just me..?
Hajrah I thought that I was the only one...
I love how he DIDNT edit the electricity 😂
5:25
This was the moment that every girl clicked off the video.
Honestly i was on my period when i first watched it so it kinda went over my head but now it just makes me wheeze😅
*someone get Gerard Way on the goddamn phone!*
😢😢 not gee
:000
LMAOOO
alex is a vampire his bloomin bloods been sucked out of his next
explains the hickeys sis
you can watch Alex's will to live slowly hit new lows as James makes gay jokes
Glad to see you so happy with your content Alex!
You and James? Ultimate Couple 👀
*You know today's a good day when ImAllexx posts*
thanks
Wait, so you're telling me that you and James aren't vampires?!
I swear your the new justin y and christopher moon
na m8 me and James aren't soz
Alex is
@@campcastmemories6708 no I'm not
4:09-4:14 They both look pretty into it tbh