The ubered bots who didn't bother to attack each other knew shooting an ubered enemy was a waste of bullets. That means they're smarter than most valve players.
+kylezaking Actually, shooting is smarter than not shoot, you can knock them back for enough time to delay their uber rather than let them massacre you. Also environment kills and to be honest, you must've not played enough tf2 to know this
STAR doesn't want anything to do with this video at the beginning *ends up with both of them laughing the hardest they've ever laughed in any video up till now*
I love how all the spies were constantly calling for Spy. Just an endless cycle of facestabbing and "That Spy is an enemy!" "That Spy is not one of us!" "It seems I'm not the only Spy...". And tanks. Lots and lots of tanks.
Actually, when a Medic and Heavy from Blu and a Medic with Soldier from Red will both get uber, they will just stand there, looking at each other. Smart bots... I think...
When the stars are just right, though, and two ubered guys run into each other, one of them might get the bright idea to try shooting at the enemies that aren't ubered. This was not one such fascinating case for either of those Medic combos in the video.
This was far more entertaining than it should've been. Then again, I guess I could say the same thing about every Jerma/STAR_ video. Either you guys are genius entertainers or I'm way too easily amused.
Andrew Worrel As your blood relative and world-renowned TF2 fan-boy, I consider it my personal duty to get you better acquainted with the Fortress of Teams... 2. Not only is it arguably the greatest FPS every made, it's also free. Do you have Steam?
"The Sentry Mosquitoes" sounds like the title of another Jerma video that never existed and right now I'm more disappointed by that than anything else. I need that video.
This video should have a warning, concerning how potentially dangerous to your lungs and stomach it is while watching it. I laughed so much I thought I would explode ._.
+darksig98 The 360 version actually plays more true to the original competitive concept of TF2 than this hatted airblast conga bonus duck shitfest it is right now.
try playing bots on hoodoo. On the second stage, once the payload reaches the midpoint, the bots attempt to get through one of the gates in a side tunnel just before the hallway choke point. They proceed to stand there for the rest of the game
"Why do you have to fucking ruin everything?" Excuse me Mr Jerma, sir, pal, friend, compadre, amigo, brother, neighbor, lover, catfish, acquaintance, that guy I met at the laundry mat, buddy, sorry to bring this to your attention but I believe the word you're looking for is "improve"
Lance The Radioactive I was wondering how long it would take before some one confirmed that being a funny little tid bit to add in. Glad it read out in your head the way I'd hoped.
segre You can do the same thing. In Steam library, right click TF2, click 'properties', click 'set launch options', write -console and click ok. Start up TF2, then in the new window that's popped up, write map cp_dustbowl and click Enter, wait for it to load, enter team Spectator, click Esc and then paste into the window tf_bot_keep_class_after_death 1; tf_bot_add 20 spy easy Click Spacebar a few times to change spectator mode to roaming. Replace 'spy' with engineer if you want. It doesn't work for all maps and there's some commands that are kind of weird, so you might want to look up more if you want to do other things (the official TF2 wiki has a page on "Bots"). It's probably going to lag a bit. Enjoy :)
The bots are better than most players in terms of attitudes to enemy ubercharges. Players: OMG AN UBER KILL IT WITH BOOLETZ Bot: HEAVY-BOT IS WAITING...
I always shoot the medic's feet so he'll bounce away. I once bounce the medic off hightower and like the rock area, I bounce him off the cliff when he just popped uber
I did something like this this morning... Except with 10x more tanks, an army of Horsemanns and Merasmuses, BLU sentries that attacked BLUs, and with all bots as Heavies. My left ear still hurts, but it's worth it.
We need a new Wrench for the Engineer! -Replaces sentry with Tank -Tank moves at a slow pace along a straight line, crushing people along the way -It probably costs like... 200 metal to build. I dunno.
For those who came here, and are recent members to the TF2 players. First off, welcome. Second off, the map that Jerma and his friend switched to is called Dustbowl.
+Zilenan91 Garry's Mod must run on a different version, most likely Facepunch's own branch, TF2 runs on the 2009 version, which is maxed out at 32 I believe.
If that sounds interesting you should check out salty bet, same concept with weird fighting game characters and you can wager imaginary money on who will win.
SkukiPlay I'm f2p, and I'm an average player, When i play pyro I play ambush pyro and piss people off, I main scout and spy. ( I'm gonna be p2p in a few days)
TheYoloEevee I'm f2p, too. And whenever I crush some guy with a fancy hat or a pony as profile pic, I laugh and keep in mind they called me f2p which apparently is supposed to be an insult.
I lost it at the truck punchline. I'm serious. I had to pause the video to breath because I was laughing too much. I couldn't take it. Oh my gods, it's so nice to see old punchlines again~
![Spy Party: It's Always The Monopoly Guy [w/ STAR_]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-e4kUmcj6PA/mqdefault.jpg)
who would've guessed 6 years after this video we'd have this in actual matches
Bot are winning the fight pardner
yeah bot with aimbot ,i hope whoever riddled the game with it get skinned alive
All we need now are the tanks
@@travosk8668Won many battles though had lost the war
The ubered bots who didn't bother to attack each other knew shooting an ubered enemy was a waste of bullets. That means they're smarter than most valve players.
I only shoot at ubers to knock them back
Correct
+Zenaida Alejo gr8 ideea
*99% of players
+kylezaking Actually, shooting is smarter than not shoot, you can knock them back for enough time to delay their uber rather than let them massacre you. Also environment kills and to be honest, you must've not played enough tf2 to know this
STAR doesn't want anything to do with this video at the beginning
*ends up with both of them laughing the hardest they've ever laughed in any video up till now*
Woah woah woah woah, your one of the mods on the Sun trade server!
Ever seen the tactical intervention video.
+charlification74 I got banned from the sun trade server like 10 mins after i joined it, and to this day i still do not know why
The Domination video where the pop tarts joke originated is easily the hardest for both of them.
The video where Jerma plays Road Rage is also a classic imo.
I love how all the spies were constantly calling for Spy. Just an endless cycle of facestabbing and "That Spy is an enemy!" "That Spy is not one of us!" "It seems I'm not the only Spy...".
And tanks. Lots and lots of tanks.
To be fair, the ubered heavy at 2:25 was smarter than alot of players. No real point wasting bullets on an ubered soldier.
"WHY CAN'T I HURT THE SHINY GUY"
Actually, when a Medic and Heavy from Blu and a Medic with Soldier from Red will both get uber, they will just stand there, looking at each other.
Smart bots... I think...
Janfon01 Stalemate!
When the stars are just right, though, and two ubered guys run into each other, one of them might get the bright idea to try shooting at the enemies that aren't ubered. This was not one such fascinating case for either of those Medic combos in the video.
Travis Vardy Fun Fact:
Spy will only try to backstab you when you're on higher difficulty than Normal.
"We actually capped it. How did that happen?"
"I don't know. Maybe it has something to do with the tank."
Lol
Why do you say subscribe for more when you never do the same thing twice
oh hello
*****
That's is a different Link so go back to fueling creepypasatas
Because it means like for more videos. Videos in general, not the same category. Plus it doesn't say "for more" just says "+like".
7:47
@@squalhardt3514 nigga
This was far more entertaining than it should've been. Then again, I guess I could say the same thing about every Jerma/STAR_ video. Either you guys are genius entertainers or I'm way too easily amused.
I wish I understood this game more... nevertheless, this was funny.
Andrew Worrel As your blood relative and world-renowned TF2 fan-boy, I consider it my personal duty to get you better acquainted with the Fortress of Teams... 2. Not only is it arguably the greatest FPS every made, it's also free. Do you have Steam?
No. And I don't think it would work well with my outdated apple computer... I didn't realize it was on steam
Andrew Worrel How old is your Mac? Hunter can run it on his Mac laptop and it's like 7 years old.
My mac is from 2008. How do I get it? And mine is a macbook, not a macbook pro
"The Sentry Mosquitoes" sounds like the title of another Jerma video that never existed and right now I'm more disappointed by that than anything else. I need that video.
The truck punchline is a universal constant
This video should have a warning, concerning how potentially dangerous to your lungs and stomach it is while watching it.
I laughed so much I thought I would explode ._.
Fred fred can u stfu plx ur saying that comment in every single thread
Same here
Oh my god I didn't expect this to be so funny.
me neither :D
This is Jerma we're talking about. What were you expecting :p
Same here
Right? I have a headache now from laughing...
This shit is just hilarious isn't it?
5:06 - 6:01 Possibly the best Jerma's laughter/moment ever
Not surprised he laughs the hardest at dozens of people being slaughtered by moving vehicles
damnation
DA SHPEES, DA SHPEES
WE'RE THE SHPEES
WE PREY AT DAY,WE STALK AT DAY
WE'RE DA SHPEES
alleluya
But dat song is specifically reserved for the rats! 3:
Rob Mick
SHADDAP HOOVY
Wes Rubincan IM THE GIANT SPHEE THAT MAKES UP ALLLL OF THE RUUUUUUUULES!
mechaplatypus mccool Let's see what kind of truh-(*GETS KILLED BY SENTRY*)
Oh hey, the XBOX 360 version isn't dead after all.
How? This is pc...no one plays the console versions
ProGuyGaming! its a joke,he meant that the bots are XBOX 360 players.
zZ challenger
ahh. My bad! Very true XD
i play the 360 version and im actually good. People called me a hacker when i play sniper.
+darksig98 The 360 version actually plays more true to the original competitive concept of TF2 than this hatted airblast conga bonus duck shitfest it is right now.
The closest star has ever gotten to killing Jerma.
... yeah... sure
Jerma is mad the trilogy
ToTH 2014 MGE jerma vs star, star won...
Aner rftna Restiana ikarpschannrcrrcrrrvfrc cel g
Jani Sinervo He meant IRL
Bots? Pretty sure that those are my teammates...
Can I buy some of yours? Mine wont leave spawn.
Person who makes dumb comments and will probably never upload anything ever. XD
Person who makes dumb comments and will probably never upload anything ever. XD
Person who makes dumb comments and will probably never upload anything ever. mine can't even use wasd XD
Owen Durst Mine don't have keyboards
Jerma can't say a sentence with the word "over" without sounding like the most Boston man alive.
3:01
7:31
Yeah. The sad part is that I can decern the dialect between Massachusetts and Maine. Us Mainers have the Ahhh vowels, while Mass has the Uhhhh.
I love how Ster gets bored so quickly and the second he does he hits the truck punchline button
This is basically the way it looks on tf2 on the orange box for xbox.
Lol no, I meant the part about the bots walking around mindlessly and then getting killed in 3 seconds
There are about a dozen good players I can name on Xbox.
Nicholas Goripow and about a thousand on playstation
Lol true.
Wish I played on your guy's servers
Psychotic TF2 player runs underground deathmatch experiments, pointing and laughing at the poor subjects while calling them "bots"
1:48 - R.I.P. In peace, all of the shekels.
"Never invest in lollipop companies."
-Sun Tzu
jerma you are not healthy for my lungs
Healthy for your soul though :)
mrkyle316 without lungs your soul is useless!
mah lungs are gonna explode
try playing bots on hoodoo. On the second stage, once the payload reaches the midpoint, the bots attempt to get through one of the gates in a side tunnel just before the hallway choke point. They proceed to stand there for the rest of the game
"Why do you have to fucking ruin everything?" Excuse me Mr Jerma, sir, pal, friend, compadre, amigo, brother, neighbor, lover, catfish, acquaintance, that guy I met at the laundry mat, buddy, sorry to bring this to your attention but I believe the word you're looking for is "improve"
Indeed
Depends on viewer, i was actually curious how the round will go.
Dammit, boy, you almost made my head explode because of laughter, especially with that catfish.
I saw Rappy 'n' Demo too, ya know.
Lance The Radioactive
I was wondering how long it would take before some one confirmed that being a funny little tid bit to add in. Glad it read out in your head the way I'd hoped.
segre You can do the same thing. In Steam library, right click TF2, click 'properties', click 'set launch options', write -console and click ok. Start up TF2, then in the new window that's popped up, write map cp_dustbowl and click Enter, wait for it to load, enter team Spectator, click Esc and then paste into the window
tf_bot_keep_class_after_death 1; tf_bot_add 20 spy easy
Click Spacebar a few times to change spectator mode to roaming. Replace 'spy' with engineer if you want. It doesn't work for all maps and there's some commands that are kind of weird, so you might want to look up more if you want to do other things (the official TF2 wiki has a page on "Bots"). It's probably going to lag a bit.
Enjoy :)
The bots are better than most players in terms of attitudes to enemy ubercharges.
Players: OMG AN UBER KILL IT WITH BOOLETZ
Bot: HEAVY-BOT IS WAITING...
+James Holland Yeah, but explosives and bullets can knock the uber duo back, blocking them from whatever.
I always shoot the medic's feet so he'll bounce away. I once bounce the medic off hightower and like the rock area, I bounce him off the cliff when he just popped uber
*****
The AI probably wasn't built to manipulate that.
Maybe the Normal/Hard bots will try to knock ubers back?
The Payload is mightier than the Tank.
One of the most legendary video in the world. Whenever I have a bad day, I always come back to this video.
Sentry Mosquitos: Enemies of the Spy Crabs.
6:26. otherwise, they would probably try to shoot through the spawn doors during setup time.
Those bots are still better than half of the TF2 Community.
This is a severely underrated gem. The audio mixing. The chaos. ThePure chaos. I love it.
all these years later and this is still my favorite video
I did something like this this morning...
Except with 10x more tanks, an army of Horsemanns and Merasmuses, BLU sentries that attacked BLUs, and with all bots as Heavies.
My left ear still hurts, but it's worth it.
They need to make more brainless bot episodes
The bot heavy at 2:20 is smarter than most TF2 players. He's not shooting at an uber.
I only shoot at uber to knock them back, even slightly.
Genaric Tubechannel Which is why the Soldier shot at the Ubered Heavy. It does far more knockback.
Boy, that "We invested in a lollipop company and lost ALL OUR MONEY." line is about to become a *whole lot* more relevant...
I laughed so hard my chest started hurting. The video deserves a warning in the beginning...
I love this video, it's just the stupidest stuff ever with super contagious laughter
5:27 I don't think I've ever heard jerma laugh so hard
Came back here to celebrate the reunion
Papa bless
Jerma has never laughed so hilariously. I nearly died with him.
*_MULTIPLE TANKS_*
Lithium its a tank punchline
Lithium 1:00 Michael bay makes an appearance.
Do you take drugs before playing?
Where's your cat?
Darude - Sandstorm Sleeping under my bed.
I always thought they did.
eww this guy
Feed the cat and no one gets hurt.
I don’t think I have ever heard Jerma laugh that hard...
the thousands of spies freaking out in that corner make me lose my shit every time.
4:05 If only the game sound was louder... THAT SPY IS AN ENEMY!
7:20 perhaps the bots thought that teleporting will summon the bread monster.
5:00
There's your "Laughter" button
This was the funniest Jerma video in a while
We need a new Wrench for the Engineer!
-Replaces sentry with Tank
-Tank moves at a slow pace along a straight line, crushing people along the way
-It probably costs like... 200 metal to build. I dunno.
Here's a fun one. When Jerma started the thought of "It will last exactly 3:32"(at 4:18) there was exactly 3:32 left in the video.
How do you get the ideas for these?
***** I thought jerma got his ideas on the toilet?
Shipomaster
They go to the toilet together.
Toilet creativity.
***** shower ideas are the best
***** shower ideas are the best
4:06 live footage from the streets of london
true
Oh, the Jerma laugh...
4:04 Which do you prefer: Artificial Sphees or All-Natural Sphees?
Doesn't matter, they just have to be properly cooked!
Scunts everywhere!
Scunts everywhere!
juuso vuoristo you called?
For those who came here, and are recent members to the TF2 players. First off, welcome. Second off, the map that Jerma and his friend switched to is called Dustbowl.
"and his friend"
nostalgia trip rn
Introducing: The tank punchline
Best MvM gameplay yet.
Bots, bots, we're the bots, we stock at night, we pray at night, we're the bots
Tf2 The tank punchline
Welcome to TF2 the RTS
X3 Tank punchline FTW
it's raining tanks
a raining taco peradee ok
Tristin Bowyer HALLELUJAH
100v100 server. Make it happen!
And then all of TF2 crashes
Yay!
Impossible within the source engine. Most people that can be on a server at once are 64 players in the CS:GO version of the engine.
Noah Nicolella Servers in Garry's Mod have managed about 128 before, it's on Source Engine.
+Zilenan91 Garry's Mod must run on a different version, most likely Facepunch's own branch, TF2 runs on the 2009 version, which is maxed out at 32 I believe.
This is the funniest TF2/Jerma vid I've seen in so long. My face hurts from the laughing.
0:40
"SV_CHEATS VALUE TURNED TO 1."
This is the one hint you're about to see magic.
This was my first jerma video, and I still love it.
Shpee mating 3:02
The Jerma laugh. Fixed all my current problems. Thank you, Jerma.
The tank punchline...
Jerma you and star are awesome! I really enjoy more videos keep them going +
Would be cool to see 2 teams of different classes fight out as brainless/ super brain bots:p
20 easy bots against 1 super bot
Dorkara 20 snipers vs 1 super sniper
Reece Medina
I can see the sniperpocalypse... It is wonderful...
If that sounds interesting you should check out salty bet, same concept with weird fighting game characters and you can wager imaginary money on who will win.
Amperzand Sniper's my main class too. :|
4:18
"This is gonna last exactly 3 minutes and 32 seconds."
Video is 7:50 long, exactly 3 minutes and 32 seconds later.
Jerma, you clever bastard.
I havent laughed this much in awhile
thanks jerma :)
Jerma just has the best laugh.
Theres just so much joy and bliss in it.
You sure these are bots? They looks like F2P players to me...
They're missing a ghostly gibus.
Ronald McSchlonald everyone
that hasn't a hat is noob?
*****
*16 yo virgins profiling themselves in a video game by spending money on it because they are inhibited irl
this one is also working
SkukiPlay I'm f2p, and I'm an average player, When i play pyro I play ambush pyro and piss people off, I main scout and spy. ( I'm gonna be p2p in a few days)
TheYoloEevee
I'm f2p, too. And whenever I crush some guy with a fancy hat or a pony as profile pic, I laugh and keep in mind they called me f2p which apparently is supposed to be an insult.
This is absolutely the best tf2 video of all time
Coffee commentary on Easy Bots VS Easy Bots!
This was one of the better videos in a long while, it cracked me up!
The wildest part is that these were all paid actors
4:05
The French Revolution (1789 colorized)
This is exactly like GTA
Me too!!!!!
Was actually kind of curious about the bot's behaviours.. Oh well, maybe next time he won't invite his little brother.
I died and then laughed some more in my grave
10/10
Once Star is involved, nothing ever go as planned for Jerma
How about an all hardcore medic bot battle?
2:20
"What are they doing?! Is he out of bullets?!"
Bots are programmed to stop shooting at ubers for some asinine reason
"Why do you have to fuckin' ruin everything?"
STER_ Ruiner of Fun.
honestly if jerma just make a video of him laughing it will make my day better.
TF2: Tank Punchline
Gosh, Jerma!
This video should have been called *TF2- The Tank Punchline*
Disappointing, 8/10
truck punchline
This video contains the rare "Star-Jerma Combo Laugh" where both youtubers laugh extremely hard at the same time. It is impossible to not laugh.
Please experiment with this more!
I lost it at the truck punchline. I'm serious. I had to pause the video to breath because I was laughing too much. I couldn't take it. Oh my gods, it's so nice to see old punchlines again~
If only they knew
Star_ and Jerma in one video is the best thing that can happen to my week
if you ever do a part 2, try all snipers. they are SUPER AGGRESSIVE
5:11, Shush! It is a rare sight...the goose's spring mating ritual.