I remember I got pulled over I was high as a kite haha was driving back from a local town where my brother lives I stopped by a Del Taco for Taco Tuesday 3 for 1$ I got like 10$ worth of tacos so as I was driving back I started eating the tacos with one hand and driving with the other so about 3-5 miles off my hometown I get pulled over by a highway patrol this was at around 10pm so when he flashed the light on me and told me why was I swerving when his light hit my shirt he saw a shit ton of shredded cheese and lettuce on my shirt he simply looked and me once and walked away...almost shitted my pants (never had a DUI).
Nice! I'm working on converting my DVD rips of Lucifer to MP4 so I can import them to Davinci Resolve - so I can use lines and scenes for my videos! I'm afraid I'm not quite as funny as Aris. Happy new year!
This is a yes and no because legally you can stall but after a certain amount of time the bac lvl has to be taken no matter what. Look up implied consent.
That really is a pro strat. You make a cop laugh and you're off the hook. I don't care if you're covered in blood and semen, if that piggy chuckles you're going home safe
Depending on your state or location if you are intoxicated you cannot be in your car, doesn't matter if your in the front taking a nap, passenger or in the backseat you will get booked. The idea behind is that you may still drive while intoxicated even after a shortnap. Friend of mine got booked for it. Just call a cab
Aris's "fall asleep in a passenger seat" idea is actually bad. You can still get a DUI as long as you maintain possession of the keys, it's called constructive possession, iirc. Also refusing to to do a breath test? Say goodbye to your license for like a year even if you're clean.
From personal experience they usually wait to test you Blood alch level because it consistently rises for a duration, and they’re betting you got in the car shortly after your last drink. Shit strats stoner!
I got my dui a year and a half ago. Just so you know it is not the end of your life guys even though it feels like it sometimes, you can and will move past it, but It is definitely not worth it. Also for your information you can get a dui even sitting in the back seat resting
Drinking and driving is a no no. Smoking weed while driving? Well, let's just say that stoners do just about everything while stoned. It's in the name, or else.
Y'know I have never been in this situation myself, but I assume the police know that your BAC will go down over time so they probably have a way to account for the difference. Mfs know how fast you were going based off your tire skid, I don't think this is very good advice lol
Blood tests are also way more accurate than breathalyzers too. If you gonna get a DUI, you might have a chance at contesting it with a lawyer if your breath test is barely above the limit since they're not exactly precise, but if it's a blood test, you're fucked.
Well TBF if you're a full-blown alcoholic, the body relies on it to function "properly" so they would need a drink (not get drunk) to use their motor skills at all. They shouldn't be driving period, but it's still worth pointing out.
Avoidingthefelony
WeedFarts with the perfect notification sound. Happy New Year's. With that being said, let's get right into 2021.
Hey alright
Cops smell Aris's farts but Aris claims his farts don't stink...something doesn't smell right.
Formerly rude with formerly stinky farts.
the cop must be a stoner
AvoidingTheFart
The officer recognized him as a fellow cop.
A New Year's Eve story featuring Uncle Aris? Hey Alright
Dirt is tight don't tell me what not to eat
Hey, alright
the hilarious part was when he talked about the honda del sol hero, someone in the chat suggested it was lord Valle, i cried laughing.
How can one stoner have so many stories? Happy new year no pants and aris
Hey, alright
See you the next year amigos
Happy new year to the green homeless man we all love.
The best strat I found for not getting in trouble for drunk driving is to not drive drunk.
My Roomate got arrested for passing out drunk (parked) in his driver seat. Literally woke up confused in jail
imagine driving by a police stop, and seeing the suspect on the ground scooping handfuls of dirt into their face Lmfao
Don't drive drunk guys( it might work out a million times until it suddenly doesn't
I remember I got pulled over I was high as a kite haha was driving back from a local town where my brother lives I stopped by a Del Taco for Taco Tuesday 3 for 1$ I got like 10$ worth of tacos so as I was driving back I started eating the tacos with one hand and driving with the other so about 3-5 miles off my hometown I get pulled over by a highway patrol this was at around 10pm so when he flashed the light on me and told me why was I swerving when his light hit my shirt he saw a shit ton of shredded cheese and lettuce on my shirt he simply looked and me once and walked away...almost shitted my pants (never had a DUI).
5:56 I lost a lung from that joke lmfaooo.
Avoiding to upload the playthrough, happy new year!
Nice! I'm working on converting my DVD rips of Lucifer to MP4 so I can import them to Davinci Resolve - so I can use lines and scenes for my videos! I'm afraid I'm not quite as funny as Aris.
Happy new year!
@@bogartwilley nice essay
This is a yes and no because legally you can stall but after a certain amount of time the bac lvl has to be taken no matter what. Look up implied consent.
aris had a whole zip under his seat and had the audacity to say he farted
Avoiding the Dirt is my favorite streamer :)
Yeah I was waiting for this one lol. Great job n0pants
That really is a pro strat. You make a cop laugh and you're off the hook. I don't care if you're covered in blood and semen, if that piggy chuckles you're going home safe
Haven’t been able to catch a stream in a while. Thanks for keeping me informed n0pants! 👍
the body metabolizes alcohol at 0.01/hour. so if i get arrested with BAC at 0.10, even after two hours the minimum BAC would be at 0.08.
now THIS is the aris content I look for
Making the cop laugh is S tier strats.
hapyy new year N0pants, see you 2021
Happy New Year. Definitely gonna take this into consideration 🤣
havnt caught an aris video for couple week and this was a real treat
oh yea
i just farted
Depending on your state or location if you are intoxicated you cannot be in your car, doesn't matter if your in the front taking a nap, passenger or in the backseat you will get booked. The idea behind is that you may still drive while intoxicated even after a shortnap. Friend of mine got booked for it. Just call a cab
Aris : 'Well i just farted..'
Cop : '[Laughs and lets him go] you got lucky bitch..'
As long as the key is in the ignition, you get a charge. Throw the keys on the floor when your gonna sleep and you wont get a dui
Aris with the saul goodman strats
the weedfart cop came back for him at the end
I used to know a guy who needed to drink and drive. That was the only way he could drive uber. Hell of a Vega player though.
Blood alcohol level takes like 4 hours to half the value.
AvoidingTheDelSoul
Aris's "fall asleep in a passenger seat" idea is actually bad. You can still get a DUI as long as you maintain possession of the keys, it's called constructive possession, iirc. Also refusing to to do a breath test? Say goodbye to your license for like a year even if you're clean.
3:14 he literally said that it was bad idea in the video after he said to do it
Don't listen to him refusal of any roadside sobrieties test will make you lose your licence automatically for year
Uhhh no. Maybe in your state, but definitely not every state.
well that’s why he said IN california
Mr. fuckin lawyer over here
@@legendarymooseman nope just been there lol
See you in 2021 amigos
From personal experience they usually wait to test you Blood alch level because it consistently rises for a duration, and they’re betting you got in the car shortly after your last drink. Shit strats stoner!
how many hours do you need to wait after 2 drinks?
Master story teller
Nice outro nopants
Just cut and paste the fart in the ending lol
Big up n0pants and happy new year stoners
People just looking for DOS games are gonna come here, hopeful.
happy New years!!
Hell yea ready to go story’s
Video 94 story sounds 99% true except usually they ask where the meth is 😂
*"**#weedfarts**"*
Happy new year amigos
What game is Aris playing here?
mgs3
How is he playing Mgs3? Is it an emulator?
damn hess good
I got my dui a year and a half ago. Just so you know it is not the end of your life guys even though it feels like it sometimes, you can and will move past it, but It is definitely not worth it. Also for your information you can get a dui even sitting in the back seat resting
So what happened to the dirt eater?
He got a DUI obviously.
I think arnis needs to check his diet if his gas smells like weed.
Wow
Is Aris Armenian? I assumed he was Greek.
AvoidingtheDUI
That dank shit
aris just has that affect on wverybody
What are weedfarts and why is that in the videos tags?
Drinking and driving is a no no. Smoking weed while driving? Well, let's just say that stoners do just about everything while stoned. It's in the name, or else.
Lol and alcoholics do just about everything drunk
degenerate cope
Hey what's that smell
ButtHash makes WeedFarts.
I’m surprised someone knew about the Armenian insurance fraud lore. I guess some stoners have a few gorms about them.
Don't DUI and drive or else
Y'know I have never been in this situation myself, but I assume the police know that your BAC will go down over time so they probably have a way to account for the difference. Mfs know how fast you were going based off your tire skid, I don't think this is very good advice lol
Blood tests are also way more accurate than breathalyzers too. If you gonna get a DUI, you might have a chance at contesting it with a lawyer if your breath test is barely above the limit since they're not exactly precise, but if it's a blood test, you're fucked.
Cop smelt that butthash
It's a HONDA DEL SOL LMAOOOOOOOOAKAOAOAOAAOAOO
Tom Leykis Strats
Are farts probable cause??
Well TBF if you're a full-blown alcoholic, the body relies on it to function "properly" so they would need a drink (not get drunk) to use their motor skills at all. They shouldn't be driving period, but it's still worth pointing out.
lol
lmfaooo
What's that smell?
I just farted. 😂🤣😂🤣
I just farted
There's no problem with drinking and driving. Unless you notice something different about your "PoV" then yeah, don't drive.
I just farted too 🙂
Pls upload Tekken videos
No. Eat shit bitch.