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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 มี.ค. 2020
- From Jerma985's stream - / jerma985
"Jump Scare Mansion" 10/10/2019
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Almost at 100 subscribers! Can't thank you guys enough 😁❤️
Can't thank you enough for putting these video highlights together!!!
If you keep making these, then I'd bet real money that you'll hit at least 1K.
You should do a subscriber milestone video where you eat tahini paste and pump some iron.
That's dumb, no one would ever do that
Jack Clishem savage
22:57 tennis spectators
Yesh
Nice
Gus more like sus
Crossing the road.
lol
I really like how Jerma is underestimating this game, when in reality he's basically just doing what it wants.
One of the best examples on how to subvert one's expectations.
I had a stroke reading that, no fault of you, I’m just fucking illiterate it seems 😂
Active Vertex same, I don’t know why
You have a very good choice of words. You have a better chance of running for president than a lobster
I mean it's a baby game. It's not scary at all. Its pathetic really.
18:40 Rare footage of Phone Guy manifesting in small psychotic man
i love this bit so much, it's like his left brain is desperately trying to stop him from making the joke but his right brain just has to take the opportunity
It's like he got possessed for 15 seconds
phone guy invaded his consciousness
Not small, compact
Wait I think I replied to the wrong thread
sociopath streamer spits pistachios into girlfriend's mouth
I like how halfway through revealing that "process" he realized how bad it sounded but powered through it anyway.
Joe 630 XD
@@JoeSixThreeOh i thought it was a bit until he cracked a nervous smile and stuttered his way through an explanation.
I thought that was actually really cute and romantic. If you can get your partner to do gross things with you that shows intense intimacy and I respect that.
@@ninjamonkey2251 nah it's nasty
8:30 when the guard in Oblivion eats a poison apple
have you heard of the high elves?
When you walk in acid in doom
Well yeah hes taking poison damage
He sounds like the knife grunt or hit in black ops 2
Thank you kind sir!
19:06 rare sight of jermas booster slipping off his chair
We forgot to put the seatbelt on
he's sitting down in that clip
Underrated comment
real height
19:20 When the French waiter asks if you want some more wine.
This is the kind of humour i expected to see from jerma's audience.
This isnt a complaint, btw.
@@gayahhbihh French are was better than britainians at least :/
@@gayahhbihh everybody stand back, Mr.Funny man is currently DESTROYING the whole the Jerma985 community
@@sirunfunny8042 i AM part of the Jerma Cummunity.
Besides, my humour is 10× worse than this.
@@SEX_TRAINERno, French are the worst by far
9:56
Jerma is so immersed and genuinely freaked out that he looks up in real life as he pans his mouse up
_ding_
@@Dinofly4 _ding donk_
@@Dinofly4 whaddaya mean “ding”?
@@tobytee9755 ding
Jerma isn't real so it makes sense his animaitors would mess up this detail
What do you want for Christmas little timmy?
33:55
WIIIYOOO
best comment😂😂
wi i YUu
@@5jasonc OooooOOO O! o! o! o!
🎺🎷🎺🥁🎻🥁
WeEaH yOoUe
5:35 one of the weirdest things ive ever heard come out of a human being
it's his patented Guitar Solo Impression
The man just needs to make music whenever he sees a giant enemy spider
Have you ever heard the noises Vinesauce Vinny makes?
@@stickafingerinit4381 We do not speak of the Binyot outside of its realm.
Rat boy dunce lol in your name an RBG reference?
33:39 Me and my friends when we saw Megaman announced for Smash
I still can't believe how long ago that was.
male07, holy shit it deadass feels like yesterday.
@@papaq3810 I feel old and grey
Gay*
What is it with people fawning over characters without even knowing their move sets before release? Megaman isn't some niche IP just finally getting the spotlight lmfao
35:59 The first caveman who built a fire too close to his house
More like the first time a caveman zerked
@@poleve5409the monkey zerk face
11:02 Local INSANE STREAMER gets jumscared, tries to scare the jumpscare back
man this is funny
He’s like a goose
13:13 everyone 2 seconds after starting fallout 76 for the first time
just the way he nonchalantly says it, makes it so much funnier
A looooong enemy centipede
Holy shit, i watched your ytp's like ages ago, and i remember seeing you under a jerma video and just beeing really surprised, but to stumble across your acc TWICE quite some years apart is astonishing to me.
the people that kept playing 13:21
me playing fer.al
34:22 That is the actual Morrowind bosmer scream
Damn n'wahs
Amazing catch!
UWUHAAaaaaieee
FETCHER
The Morrowind one ye
21:09 Just leaving this for myself.
Is this what all SM64 speedrunners hear?
@Urv Bhatt lmfao
*BLJ mario*
4:10 "I'm gonna pre, dude"
im gonna fucking pre
??? what does that mean
@@user-qf2rx8ir3n pre is when a basketball player touches the opposite end of the field. It's a running joke within the sports community that pre-ing gets u luck and in turn makes u win games when in reality you don't really have to touch the opposite end of the field. The term originally derived from a sports channel called Game Dunks that mainly focusses on basketball.
@Orestis Dov maybe i'll start pre-ing for luck
“I’m gonna pre, dude”-Obama from Game Grumps
5:35 History repeats itself
He sees a giant enemy spider and starts making music
I hath found thou again
@@theoneheavymain4123 I'm everywhere
Oi mate, is there any chance we could get the source for that pfp of yours?
@@BugBoss1205 🤨
22:57 when you're watching a really fast game of chess.
More like watching tennis
@@ccdao6071 Ping pong
m e n a c I n g c h e s s
You mean xqc’s game?
29:15 pennywise talking about his balloons like
Now I just want It but Bill Skarsgard is replaced by Jerma.
21:00 Never have I heard a more perfect impression of Mario BLJ'ing
THANKJ YOU I LOVED THIS PART LMAO
YESSSSSS
I thought Mario was doing something else for a second. Had to do a double take.
BLOW JOB?!
34:54 There it is
ugh this streamer is so ugly
Germa pog
@@user-qf2rx8ir3n what are you talking about that was pure magnificence and beauty he just showed us
Long
*enemy*
_spider_
Nuu nuu nunununu nunu nununununuuu
nu- nu- nu-nu nu nuu
Pch pch pch pch pch
long boi
*Cardboard*
Enemy
Spider
26:33 When you recognize an actor in another role.
LUL
It's
The guy
Phyco in my mind lunatic hysteria
@@PeakyDister WOKE UP IN THE MORNING AND I GOT DIPTHERIA
Me whenever I see Tom Hanks.
27:00
Holy shit he accidentally did like a perfect glitch sound 2 seconds later
Reminds me of SHODEN
It sounds like undertale XD
Forfeit to mmm E- E- E-
@@antpaste shodAn
21:35 JermaBlep
The sound it makes
@@gordonf5553 Moist
@@GayBrain so very *m o i s t*
THE N O I S E
MOIST
4:19
skyrim npcs when they encounter a minor inconvenience
BY THE GODS
never should have come here
29:14 Me as a kid when I blew bubbles for the first time
Unnatural
you know who deserves all the love and respect in the world ? 27:44
Buttering me up won’t work pal, but take this like anyway.
That made me audibly aww
my name is now ew
:)
Wow you just fed me a ton of bullshit!
36:10
*This is so great without context*
Lmfao
4:17 Half Life scientist's voice actor practises his lines
STAHP
NO
NO
AAGH
16:08
The genuine fear and helplessness of that scream gets me everytime
AAAAAAAAEEEEEEE
@@gayzer1020 AA EE OO
AND he played finger guitar, so u kno it's legit/lh
“AUEEUAEEII!”
his fucking hand movement at that moment is what's really cracking me up
37:04 me when the choir teacher tells me to sing G natural
As someone with perfect pitch, I can confirm; that is a slightly sharp G natural
16:09 is the purported jerma funny scream isn't it
that would be 34:25
"AH YEET"
22:02 jermas default way of saying Otto is the way he says it in Otto's voice and that is adorable
28:42 jerma when he plays doom
Nah bro
P L U T O N I A
A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City! 8:08
BUILD THE HELICOPTER!
*building sounds*
@@nikofoundaniphone1109 AND OFF TO THE RESCUE!
15:00 why isn't this moment memed more
I could imagine the memes already
@@Buspepperthere is no memes, take off your clothes😐
:0 undertale!!!!!
22:25 Now I'm new here, but did my man just turn into a OoT Lizalfos?
LMAO
20:32 for some reason, hearing yoshi's story ost here made this scene even more sinister....
17:53 jerma is a falconry bird confirmed
A falcon?
no, a falconry bird
cardboard enemy spider 5:36
*intense beatboxing*
23:40 THANK YOU
Finally someone gets it. Its so frustrating not being able to find any decent neapolitan ice cream without chunks of stwarberry
i love how at 2:29, he even releases the mouse because of an ICE CREAM
ice cream, you scream
23:09 how is nobody talking about this?
that is the worst face i have ever seen a living creature make
Jermasour
HHIIYYYYYUUUUUUOOOWWWWWWWwww
oh irtsa cahhhht
it cost him $0 to tell the pistachio story
his dignity
Jerma negotiating with his viewers to allow him to do his woefully unfunny pg youtuber joke for 3 minutes in exchange for streaming for 12 hours is beautiful.
3:17 when you speedrun ocarina of time and use ocarina items
8:06 when my friend comes over after school to hangout
4:19 half life scorce npcs when literally nothing happens
Just half life npcs in general
I love these. It’s so much easier to watch compared to the VODs
VOD = Video on demand?
vcall of duty
@@antpaste Voldemorts old dick
VOD = Vat of death?
"I am dreadfully thirsty" Jerma then proceeds to take a minute long sip of water
Lame that they didnt add him to the wall
he wasn't PG Tuber enough
16:09 "AH! YEET!"
13:13 THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER
20:20 I couldn't stop laughing for around 2 minutes.
Yoshi gets tired of Mario’s shit
8:56 He ended up actually being correct, wow.
37:46
In Europe every 30 minutes is an hour... see what you can do about this!!
@@NikolasoGames nuke europe
Jerma is basically a reptile, when his surroundings are dark he immediately thinks it’s night
i barely know who jerma is but just out of knowing him through internet osmosis I can tell he is nothing but pure unbridled high strung chaotic energy
like a squirrel or some shit, but much more large and powerful. I am afraid for my life every day knowing jerma exists
All of the funnies, in order:
4:18 "If I scream before every jumpscare..."
5:35 Cardboard enemy spider?
8:30 Jerma is inflicted with poison
11:01 "These are more effective than the monsters!"
13:13 "Ooh, there's a bug!"
16:08 Funny Squeal
18:40 Jerma goes insane over a phone
19:20 Funny squeal 2
20:25 Yoshi's Story OST playing over the eye scene
21:00 "You gotta do a backwards long jump."
21:50 Funny squeal 3
29:14 "They float!"
31:50 CAT-DOS describes Jerma
33:39 "It's the guy with the thing in his arm!"
33:54 "W-you!"
34:25 I'd call this a funny squeal, but this was more of an actual scream
35:59 "Funny scream, not at a jumpscare though
21:48
Yes. Yes.
ITS THE FACE
He just turned into that screaming deer lmao
27:18 when a hard of hearing person accuses you of doing something they did
Literal, possible hours of enjoyment of just going through the timestamps comments, and clicking to see the moment someone decided to make a joke about. This brings me immense joy-
"40 Year Old Man Terrified of BMP Images"
18:45 - Jerma being manifested by Phone Guy for a bit was hilarious.
Butter pecan ice cream without the pecan is dangerously close to Granny Cream's Hot Butter Ice Cream.
We call it heat n dip
16:08 me and jerma reacted the same god damn way, one hand up in a fist
Gay
"Hey Jerma, which console were you most excited for at the beginning of the 2010s?"
Jerma: 33:54
well now I just feel bad
I thought I heard "WII U"
Wee u
5:36
THE TINY ENEMY SPIDER, NUR NUR PUT NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUUR HUR HUR HUURRR.
21:49 i just can't help but laugh whenever i watch this clip
Lego city commercials be like:
8:08
29:22 THEY FLOAT NOW
They float now?!
13:13 : Me when there’s a bug
8:30 When doom guy takes damage
When doom guy interacts with a wall
jerma wasnt even joking when he said he does guitar with one hand when he gets scared
I love how he couldn’t hold the urges to respond to the phone like phone guy
need a game where he's forced to tune guitars so we can really see him in a state of horror
Hey Jerma what came before the Nintendo switch??
Jerma: 33:54
good job jerma
@@crickson9434 Pat him on the head, and give him a cookie.
His reactions are scarier than the actual jumpscares themselves
This video's thumbnail is scarier than the game itself
Note: I’m dreadfully thirsty
Jerma: *drinks something*
13:13
“WOAH THAT IS A BUG”
Great observation skills jeremy! You get a gold star! 🌟
My favorite thing about this game is watching people go into expecting “oh, it’s just jump scares” and then focusing on that, so much, that they ignore the actual monsters.
Edit: Jerma encountering the puppet was painful to watch. He understood exactly how it worked, which is something Chris O’Neil couldn’t figure out, and yet still turned his back to it every chance he got.
wait that wasnt just his normal face?
That is what he looks like. Also the video isn't even edited he can just manipulate time so he seems funnier
@@JackClishem what a psycho streamer
@@SLDR23876 quesque c'est
21:50 Favourite Jerma scream
OH MY FUCJING GOD ACTUAL MONKEY MAN
"You've given away the whole point of the game by telling me there's jumpscares."
Poor Jerma.
20:33 why does it cut to this with no context like what's even happening
Yeah
that was the death screen if you die to the puppet
@@karlmarx2590 when the puppet kills you you get that screen
36:10 when i see bonr
24:04 this is what true love sounds like
Chat calling his lips dry was the start of his chapstick obsession
local streamer shouts, says it helps
33:54 when someone asks me what the worst game console is
stinky we all know the snes was the worst.... dumb dumb
@@frenchshrimp6108 you both have forfeited your life priviligies
7:10
Daft Punk been real quiet after this
:(
Your not wrong 😞
32:42 Jerma turns into Dirk the Daring.
Every time he stops moving for an extended period of time, I get SO scared the AFK monster is gonna jumpscare him and he's gonna fucking die.
W e l p. I knew it LOL
I got an ad for a "magic sex gun" before this video, I think this video has been cursed.
13:13
*The giant enemy centipede*
Cue the surprisingly professional beatboxing
The reason why the cardboard cutouts get effective is because you are now more aware and afraid of the more direct threats, in which now the smaller but more sudden appearance are much more profound and catch you off guard.
24:17 Relationship goals, amiright?
Edit: Oh they broke up-
he didnt leave her enough pistachios as an offering