I don't fit, and I have to admit, I tried. It took a very long time for me to be glad about being a misfit! I did ask the Lord for wisdom and direction. ✝🎯 LOL, love it!
Oh my gosh, I’m like a female Lance. Flunked out of college, got fired from jobs, learning disabilities…then BINGO! Jesus came into me! Holy Spirit came in with tongues minutes later. …Over 48 years ago. It’s been test after test. One day I had a vision of Jesus. He was seated with the Father and leaning over looking down on me after years of spiritual attacks. He said to my Father! “ Look, she takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’”. Oh what a laugh we all had. There is no one like Jesus and He fills every gap!
I had great dyslexia and was a mirror dyslexia and didn't know it. Councilor said I would never finish highschool, but did. Learned to read and write in college and now 70 and happy. Jesus made it all!!
Lance, I can't find my car in parking lots either, lol. I pray for wisdom and discernment and I'm amazed by what God shows me. I had so many learning disabilities that I was considered borderline retarded. I learned to read better by reading the Bible, God is so good!!!
Yep .know that story .Drs said my grandson would talk .never read .never walk..but God showed up and showed out ..in 2 weeks he started talking..he was already walking..he is now in Genius program..he's funny .sweet loves basketball..he's almost as tall as his dad..he's 10.. his dad is 6'4....He's 5'5.. but he will probably be as tall as his dad..point is all that Drs said never came true..
Yep encountered that with my 6 year old son..they said he was dying...from a serious disease that children were dying from all over the south..my son is now 41
This is THE best video yet! I love the ‘stylized practitioner’! THAT’S ME with a stinging sense of humor/human! You and Annabelle are a perfect match for each other..soul mates! This was too funny to watch! I LOL’ed several times! I fit but didn’t fit in the crowd! I love how you brought all the youth you did to the Lord! Love your testimony! God bless you, Lance Wallnau!
I tell you Lance God has got you right where he wants you! And all of your wonderful amazing true stories was all the preparation to get you where you are now. You make me laugh so much oh my gosh I love the story about Annabelle and you. I was laughing so hard. You really bless the church with your wisdom your spiritual insight and your great humor that God blessed you with. 🤗
We are limited by our own ignorance. All of heavens resources are at our fingertips. I was taken to heaven, and God showed me the function of the kingdom of God, how it works, we limit ourselves by not getting on our knees and asking for wisdom and discernment and revelation and Lance wallow is a class act keep up the good work my brother
Thank you for your kindness, but it’s time to reinvent ourselves, and clearly understand that the gospel will change our lives yesterday morning I was awaken by a word of the Lord, that the church is being spoonfed, a false gospel, the gospel that I believe in changed my life, it fixed my broken marriage it blessed my family give me a reason to get up Sunday morning it radically totally changed my life and my finances it’s time as I repeated the first time to get on our knees and develop a true relationship with the Holy Spirit and let God take us where we need to go. Have a blessed day.
I now live in Bangkok, Thailand and the Holy Spirit is in my life. You know Bangkok is Sex,sex, sex. I was drawning in Sex till GOD and the Holy Spirit showed up in my life after 30yeaes of sinning. It came in my life after I was given the “Balance Medallion” that was two years ago and I thought that God had given me something really special. But, but here is the kicker, what he said next was “ Be Patient, be patient. How long is this going to last. I started speaking gibberish only to have it revealed that I was speaking in tongues. I don’t deserve this. Oh and there is so much more I became a great grand father a year ago . We now have little Eleanor in our lives. I got to get my life straightened out. I am 85 and just as you asked god to grant your wish I did the same. For GODTO GRANT ME THE WISH OF A GOOD MIND AND BE ABLE TO BE A DESIGNER TOBTHE END OF MY LIFE AND AM AM NOT GOOD I AM A GREAT DRSIGNER, only because GOD GRANTED THOSE WISHES. I am one of those styalized practitioners.
Can you please suggest a church that reads the Bible? I live in Levittown, Pa. As I understand you are from Levittown. I really need a place of worship
Yes please we need a fresh revolution of who Jesus is recieve this word with thanksgiving amen shalom blessings to you and your family and friends thankyou shalom amen 🔥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
THANK YOU LANCE ..WE APPRECIATE YOUR COURAGE TO BY FAITH BELIEVE GOD CAN GET TO YOUR DESTINY AND ENCOURAGE ❤US ❤TO DO THE SAME !!!SO BY FAITH WE FOLLOW CHRIST !!!!!❤❤❤❤❤AMEN.❤❤❤SHALOM❤❤.A STLYZED PRACTICTIONER.. ..GODS UNIQUE PLAN TO USE US!!!!!❤❤❤❤
So funny, the Holy Ghost hot seat story. That is what I pray over the 535 seats in congress. That the Blood of Jesus will be on every seat and they will feel convicted to do what God wants them to do. Be accountable for their actions and for those that don't submit, they will feel the unsettling fire of the Fear of the Lord. "It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God."
Amen! I do hope you receive this text Lance. My ex wife and I really love you. Oh both Arianna and Eleanor both wear the Balance Medsllion they are Jewish as well Arianna married my grand son who is Christion and the medallion is a Christion gift form GID. Amen
Lance, I have never really known what God wanted me to do other than be a good worker at my job. Be the best I would do at my job and look after my Mom after my Dad died at 67 years old. Maybe I didn’t have a gift of Christian leadership. I’m just an average person with no particular gift. I love Annabelle. She’s awesome! You should have her on your daily program in your studio more often.
You are also a great comedian , Lance. Is your Seven Mountain teaching the same as Bill Bright where I first heard it. Or Johnny Enlow? I have his Seven Mtn. books.
If anyone wanders why the Church has gone astray. This so-called teacher spoke for 37 minutes and I have yet to hear him quote ONE SCRIPTURE. Come out of her my people. Rev18:4
I don't fit, and I have to admit, I tried. It took a very long time for me to be glad about being a misfit!
I did ask the Lord for wisdom and direction. ✝🎯 LOL, love it!
Think we're supposed to be misfits as unique living stones for spiritual houses, not uniform bricks of babel shaped by man
Oh my gosh, I’m like a female Lance. Flunked out of college, got fired from jobs, learning disabilities…then BINGO! Jesus came into me! Holy Spirit came in with tongues minutes later. …Over 48 years ago.
It’s been test after test. One day I had a vision of Jesus. He was seated with the Father and leaning over looking down on me after years of spiritual attacks. He said to my Father! “ Look, she takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’”.
Oh what a laugh we all had.
There is no one like Jesus and He fills every gap!
I had great dyslexia and was a mirror dyslexia and didn't know it. Councilor said I would never finish highschool, but did. Learned to read and write in college and now 70 and happy. Jesus made it all!!
Lance, I can't find my car in parking lots either, lol. I pray for wisdom and discernment and I'm amazed by what God shows me. I had so many learning disabilities that I was considered borderline retarded. I learned to read better by reading the Bible, God is so good!!!
No words😊 16:36
Yep .know that story .Drs said my grandson would talk .never read .never walk..but God showed up and showed out ..in 2 weeks he started talking..he was already walking..he is now in Genius program..he's funny .sweet loves basketball..he's almost as tall as his dad..he's 10.. his dad is 6'4....He's 5'5.. but he will probably be as tall as his dad..point is all that Drs said never came true..
Yep encountered that with my 6 year old son..they said he was dying...from a serious disease that children were dying from all over the south..my son is now 41
Lance is one of a kind - I love this show,
OMGOSH! This was so good and hysterical!
Scripture certainly backs him up!!! The disciples were unlearned men and they changed the world!
This is THE best video yet! I love the ‘stylized practitioner’! THAT’S ME with a stinging sense of humor/human! You and Annabelle are a perfect match for each other..soul mates! This was too funny to watch! I LOL’ed several times! I fit but didn’t fit in the crowd! I love how you brought all the youth you did to the Lord! Love your testimony! God bless you, Lance Wallnau!
It seems there are lot of us that can relate. 😀
I tell you Lance God has got you right where he wants you! And all of your wonderful amazing true stories was all the preparation to get you where you are now.
You make me laugh so much oh my gosh I love the story about Annabelle and you. I was laughing so hard. You really bless the church with your wisdom your spiritual insight and your great humor that God blessed you with. 🤗
Lance Wallnau the touch of humor and reality you have is so refreshing
God bless you ❤
Yes
I think you are fulfilling your desire of theater because you are very entertaining.
This is the best Lance I’ve seen so far. Absolutely awesome!
My vision this morning was Jesus standing as a triumphend Lion facing Middle east .
We are limited by our own ignorance. All of heavens resources are at our fingertips. I was taken to heaven, and God showed me the function of the kingdom of God, how it works, we limit ourselves by not getting on our knees and asking for wisdom and discernment and revelation and Lance wallow is a class act keep up the good work my brother
Thank you for your kindness, but it’s time to reinvent ourselves, and clearly understand that the gospel will change our lives yesterday morning I was awaken by a word of the Lord, that the church is being spoonfed, a false gospel, the gospel that I believe in changed my life, it fixed my broken marriage it blessed my family give me a reason to get up Sunday morning it radically totally changed my life and my finances it’s time as I repeated the first time to get on our knees and develop a true relationship with the Holy Spirit and let God take us where we need to go. Have a blessed day.
I swim upstream. I’m not a follower. I never fit in. 😂
You’re a funny guy!
I love your testimony. I have listened to it a few times now and its always wonderful to hear
So true...
I prayed for wisdom knowledge as well....
Love Annabelle..
Thank you ..
Amen. God Bless us everyone, - Especially Lance and Anabel! (Everyone! check out Time Stamp 16:00)
I really enjoyed this video. It was awesome and I get it. I don't know your wife but I love her already ! I thank God for your ministry !
Annabelle is hilarious!
Awesome testimony. Love you Lance and Annabelle!
I was just too hot to handle hahahaha Lance you’re a cool dude
occupy till He comes He said
Incredible Testamony
Thank you Lance and Annabelle
LOL Line upon line high on Gods Word
I now live in Bangkok, Thailand and the Holy Spirit is in my life. You know Bangkok is Sex,sex, sex. I was drawning in Sex till GOD and the Holy Spirit showed up in my life after 30yeaes of sinning. It came in my life after I was given the “Balance Medallion” that was two years ago and I thought that God had given me something really special. But, but here is the kicker, what he said next was “ Be Patient, be patient. How long is this going to last. I started speaking gibberish only to have it revealed that I was speaking in tongues. I don’t deserve this. Oh and there is so much more I became a great grand father a year ago . We now have little Eleanor in our lives. I got to get my life straightened out. I am 85 and just as you asked god to grant your wish I did the same. For GODTO GRANT ME THE WISH OF A GOOD MIND AND BE ABLE TO BE A DESIGNER TOBTHE END OF MY LIFE AND AM AM NOT GOOD I AM A GREAT DRSIGNER, only because GOD GRANTED THOSE WISHES. I am one of those styalized practitioners.
Me! Never fit ! Still Don’t !👍Amen Jesus💞
Amen Jesus👏🎯
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Can you please suggest a church that reads the Bible? I live in Levittown, Pa. As I understand you are from Levittown. I really need a place of worship
Yes please we need a fresh revolution of who Jesus is recieve this word with thanksgiving amen shalom blessings to you and your family and friends thankyou shalom amen 🔥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Merry Christmas 🎄🎁
I love you and Annabelle so much..❤❤❤
Loved it. Shalom!
Always great to listen to Lance! Special bonus to hear Annnabelle’s voice!
No it is a testmony need plenty of this
THANK YOU LANCE ..WE APPRECIATE YOUR COURAGE TO BY FAITH BELIEVE GOD CAN GET TO YOUR DESTINY AND ENCOURAGE ❤US ❤TO DO THE SAME !!!SO BY FAITH WE FOLLOW CHRIST !!!!!❤❤❤❤❤AMEN.❤❤❤SHALOM❤❤.A STLYZED PRACTICTIONER.. ..GODS UNIQUE PLAN TO USE US!!!!!❤❤❤❤
Hmmm. Those who can’t do teach. Those who teach can now do.
I must say that i thoroughly enjoyed that while driving around in my car today.
So funny, the Holy Ghost hot seat story. That is what I pray over the 535 seats in congress. That the Blood of Jesus will be on every seat and they will feel convicted to do what God wants them to do. Be accountable for their actions and for those that don't submit, they will feel the unsettling fire of the Fear of the Lord. "It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God."
Good prayer! I’ll use that over our federal government in Ottawa.
Boy that eclipse was a powerful, spiritual experience wasn’t it??🥴🤣
Amen! I do hope you receive this text Lance. My ex wife and I really love you. Oh both Arianna and Eleanor both wear the Balance Medsllion they are Jewish as well Arianna married my grand son who is Christion and the medallion is a Christion gift form GID. Amen
Lance, I have never really known what God wanted me to do other than be a good worker at my job. Be the best I would do at my job and look after my Mom after my Dad died at 67 years old. Maybe I didn’t have a gift of Christian leadership. I’m just an average person with no particular gift.
I love Annabelle. She’s awesome! You should have her on your daily program in your studio more often.
I reach out to people that are in your field without success. No reply’s and it comes back saying “ be Patient”
True ,, i ve witnessed a pastor pray for poor performers in lower n middle classes n transformed to the best performers in their class ,,,
Out of Highschool at 18 with a 5th grade reading level.
Clickbait title. But it was funny. But now can we trust the titles?
Ya I don’t understand what the title has to do with it. It seems to be mistitled. I was glad to hear his testimony.
It was all over the message - in short: "Pray for wisdom!"
Let me start with I am from Providence R.I.
Oh! There is so much to tell and I know it will be in GOD’s time frame.
Prayers prayers prayers for Israel 6/2024
Yes the dove descended on Jesus. The Balance for mankind to accept. Praise GOD!
It would be a great idea to take a tent and preach the gospel at the border.
Love what you say and it is what happened to me now at 85 and lasted all my life.
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You are also a great comedian , Lance. Is your Seven Mountain teaching the same as Bill Bright where I first heard it. Or Johnny Enlow? I have his Seven Mtn. books.
Blessings from Kalispell Montana USA
Pray for my grandsons mental health. Thank you
Great story!!! 😊
Amen that is what the Lord has done for me.
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I believe I was dyslexic in school. I’m about five years older than you.
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No twist on tribulation in this message. Doesn’t matter except the falsehood of the person putting the title.
You are a breath of fresh air Lance Wallnau..
You are so funny
Remember..our kingdom is not of this world..weigh your motives...who's kingdom do you really want to build?
Philippians 1:18
If anyone wanders why the Church has gone astray. This so-called teacher spoke for 37 minutes and I have yet to hear him quote ONE SCRIPTURE. Come out of her my people. Rev18:4
Wow, another narcissist, more about himself than Jesus