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  • Whenever my girlfriend asks if I want anything from the shops, 1:17 is a good representation of my answer. Oh and if Minecraft is your kinda jam, there's no better place to play than my server play.luminamc.com supporting Java and Bedrock, go check it out 💀💀💀

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  • @Matt_Rose
    @Matt_Rose  ปีที่แล้ว +6281

    A HUGE influx of spam comments on this video for some reason. I'm still skulking around removing them one by one like John Wick or something. I've pinned this comment almost as a sort of bait. A reminder that any spam posters will IMMEDIATELY BE EJACULATED.

  • @nettie367
    @nettie367 ปีที่แล้ว +9215

    Anxiety disorders for $45? Really? Thank god i got mine for free

    • @thatonecubchoo1541
      @thatonecubchoo1541 ปีที่แล้ว +939

      I still want a refund

    • @raquelth
      @raquelth ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Same

    • @2012petvet
      @2012petvet ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Mood

    • @rileylittleraven
      @rileylittleraven ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Yeah, I mean I have about six of them so I'd be about $300 poorer - $300 that I don't have.

    • @lampylightbulb
      @lampylightbulb ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Same

  • @paulosborne6517
    @paulosborne6517 ปีที่แล้ว +3634

    As someone diagnosed with Asparagus Syndrome, I can indeed confirm that it was caused by over-indulging in grilled salmon and mashed potatoes...

    • @The_Sleepiest_Socialist
      @The_Sleepiest_Socialist ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Me too!

    • @2012petvet
      @2012petvet ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Is That What Mashed Potatoes Do? Wish I Knew That Sooner

    • @karissahammond4587
      @karissahammond4587 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I knew it

    • @georgia6947
      @georgia6947 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      The fact that I also have asparagus/artism and mashed potato with grilled salmon is one of my favourite comfort foods… This explains a lot.

    • @bunnymcbunnyface4750
      @bunnymcbunnyface4750 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@georgia6947 I too have been diagnosed with artism but the texture of mashed potatoes is... not for me

  • @shinjisan2015
    @shinjisan2015 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    "Avoid rude and unreasonable chicken" that's actually really good advice.

    • @thogging
      @thogging 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Why did the chicken cross the road...

    • @michaeledmunds7056
      @michaeledmunds7056 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      ​@@thoggingbecause you owe it five bucks

    • @thogging
      @thogging 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@michaeledmunds7056 might as well hop in my car and ram the chicken

    • @aqdrobert
      @aqdrobert 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bugs Bunny and Barnyard Dog despise Foghorn.

    • @0akshadow
      @0akshadow 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I love this because Chicken Rude and Unreasonable made an appearance in the badly translated menus video

  • @dizzy_jump
    @dizzy_jump 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +123

    "Please do not the cat"
    "It is forbidden to dog"

    • @kaikaukenas4927
      @kaikaukenas4927 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      'do not animals'

    • @Maddie05007
      @Maddie05007 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      "No pets amd other food allowed"

  • @ebaboula5133
    @ebaboula5133 ปีที่แล้ว +3244

    I once saw a sign at a park that simply read:
    "PLEASE LEAVE, so others can enjoy."
    Still not entirely sure what I'd done wrong

    • @My_sia
      @My_sia ปีที่แล้ว +43

      No idea 😂

    • @miloradvlaovic
      @miloradvlaovic ปีที่แล้ว +195

      A gasslighting sign, I cvnt even 😂

    • @cyrilio
      @cyrilio ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It’s meant so the actual fun people know they can enjoy themselves there.

    • @rajpawar9343
      @rajpawar9343 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      That sign said that because that sign was your old rival. And was annoyed with you because you threw it in dustbin and it decided to take revenge.

    • @Mo_Mauve
      @Mo_Mauve ปีที่แล้ว +72

      You read the sign. That park is only for people that know better than to read the sign, people that can't read, & people that ignore signs.

  • @mangalpandey9377
    @mangalpandey9377 ปีที่แล้ว +1555

    I am Indian and in my native language above the sign, its translated as
    "Eating on carpets is strictly prohibited"
    But I guess, we Indians may have developed a taste for airport carpets

    • @tanishqahuja3861
      @tanishqahuja3861 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Don't you mean "Eating on the *floor* is prohibited"?

    • @kyosokutai
      @kyosokutai ปีที่แล้ว +215

      No, eating on the floor is fine, cleaning food stains from a carpet is expensive.

    • @bletwort2920
      @bletwort2920 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      @@kyosokutaithat makes sense but in Hindi is says floor not carpet

    • @HelenaVanCity
      @HelenaVanCity 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      No wonder, considering how ridiculously expensive airport food is!

    • @NiennaFan1
      @NiennaFan1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Why prepositions are so important!

  • @MrYfrank14
    @MrYfrank14 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    A sign in my area on a road read, "road wet when raining." They changed it to," water on road when raining".
    Since it was a construction site, I think they meant they had to temporarily block the drains for the construction, so water would pool up on the road when it rained, but they just couldn't figure out how to say it.

    • @thogging
      @thogging 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      road raining when water? water when road.

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      They should've used the word "flooding" somewhere in there 😂

    • @toumabyakuya
      @toumabyakuya 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      @@NoriMori1992 Yeah, maybe something like: "The road will be flooded during rain."

    • @elmurcis1
      @elmurcis1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      "Big splash possible"

    • @heatherduke7703
      @heatherduke7703 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      I believe they were looking for the term “standing water” 😅

  • @jingusbingus
    @jingusbingus ปีที่แล้ว +193

    2:43 “we sell hot drinks!” Hot *choclæt* , ᵗᵉ

  • @NaveeSeal
    @NaveeSeal ปีที่แล้ว +2613

    "do not grab your own balls, we will grab them for you" sounds like the weirdest pickup line,
    and "violators will be towed and find $50" sounds like a monopoly card that is actually pretty good gameplay-wise.

    • @Hellenic_Empire
      @Hellenic_Empire ปีที่แล้ว +88

      That's actually genius.... instead of having to deal with people calling about their towed car, just let them find 50$

    • @polygonally_dunce7813
      @polygonally_dunce7813 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Its just like that "shoplifters will be prostituted " sign ive seen

    • @gunslingergirl2579
      @gunslingergirl2579 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@polygonally_dunce7813 I bet if they were, they'd stop doing it. And then we'd get even more weirdo creeps doing it instead.

    • @Oxygen1004
      @Oxygen1004 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      a card that makes a player go to free parking and the person who uses it get $50

    • @real_dddf
      @real_dddf ปีที่แล้ว +12

      a royal pickup line too... unless of course you are with your homies picking up a guy together for gruppe sechs.

  • @colorfromheaven3386
    @colorfromheaven3386 ปีที่แล้ว +2203

    This entire video was chaotic af I was not prepared to choke on my crackers

    • @joshuan.
      @joshuan. ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Oh thank goodness, I thought I was the only one choke-laughing while watching his new videos!

    • @skeletonquill
      @skeletonquill ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You should always be prepared to choke on crackers when watching his videos

    • @TwoHeadedMeerkat
      @TwoHeadedMeerkat ปีที่แล้ว

      Oy! Now that's just uncalled for, lad. They prefer to be called "white people."

    • @spurcalluth6300
      @spurcalluth6300 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think your white people were also not prepared.

    • @sophia_jane
      @sophia_jane ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You should try the strange juice to wash them down with

  • @enigmadrath1780
    @enigmadrath1780 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

    A sign on a shop door in Jakarta: *EVERYONE WELCOME BUT NO THANK YOU*
    What am I suppose to do with that?

    • @EllpaFox47
      @EllpaFox47 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      sounds like how i feel about social interaction

    • @justanother-KongYiJi
      @justanother-KongYiJi หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It means patrons or consumers are welcome but not beggars and bards (street musicians but they are soo bad they might be just annoying version of beggars)

  • @someonewhoexists1
    @someonewhoexists1 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    " Violators will be towed and find $50 " sounds like a monopoly chance card

  • @skibsii
    @skibsii ปีที่แล้ว +2495

    I once saw a sign in a candy store/bakery that said "NO PIE SORRY. NO LOIRTING. EXIT DOOR IN BACK." Then, highlighted in bright yellow, "No Touch Candy Store."
    The owners spoke perfect English is what made the sign so baffling

  • @Subpar1O1
    @Subpar1O1 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    My favourite is the one they showed on Top Gear that says "Thank you for driving through our village" and a car has driven straight through it

    • @Spongyboi897
      @Spongyboi897 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I remember watching a video and then seeing a sign that said this "Please Do Not Enter The Pig World"

    • @dangerousnoodle8779
      @dangerousnoodle8779 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I really like the one clip where a sign said "secret nuclear bunker"

    • @Cowboy-crown
      @Cowboy-crown ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ohhhhhh yes a classic.

    • @iontheprotogen
      @iontheprotogen ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Top gear has had some great wordplay with signs, and specifically fake sponsors on cars

    • @agentnintendonate1thee2tan89
      @agentnintendonate1thee2tan89 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Clarkson, May and Hammond are a classic.

  • @jception11
    @jception11 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    2:57 he turned into the pyro

  • @aikotitilai3820
    @aikotitilai3820 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    2:25 they said they speak English, not that they write it

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    "Keep to right." _Points up-left_
    "Please keep left" _Points right_
    "Right lane must right left" _Uh…_
    _Man runs right but arrow points left_ "What"
    That was the funniest chain of wrong direction signs I've ever seen

    • @carolinevaillant1176
      @carolinevaillant1176 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      "Right lane must right left" I'm gonna make this my new wallpaper. LOL

    • @hackerman203
      @hackerman203 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Turn right to go left

  • @Benjy52
    @Benjy52 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    1:58 I grew up near that “Sign Not In Use” sign. Memories 😂

    • @lofthouse23
      @lofthouse23 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Ironic irony at it's finest

  • @mr_lim2009
    @mr_lim2009 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    The sign at 2:50 is referring to Kiwi fruit juice.
    In chinese, the phrase "奇异 [qíyì]" (meaning strange), has a similar pronounciation as "kiwi". Therefore its used for both kiwi birds and fruits.

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      what about kiwi people?

    • @3rdalbum
      @3rdalbum 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The sign is purposely miswritten. I've been to this restaurant, it's very much done on purpose.

    • @benathan6239
      @benathan6239 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Interesting how they would call it kiwi fruit in China considering the Kiwi fruit originates in China

  • @ktsvmsc
    @ktsvmsc ปีที่แล้ว +453

    I saw a sign in Manchester (Or Tenerife, I cant remember) airport saying:
    *Escalators are NOT suitable for wheelchairs under ANY circumstances.*
    I often picture the incident that caused that sign to be a necessity.

    • @InventorZahran
      @InventorZahran ปีที่แล้ว +120

      "Dogs must be carried while riding escalator."
      **picks up a random dog and carries it**

    • @coolcatcartoons
      @coolcatcartoons ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Damn, I’m always getting Manchester and Tenerife confused too

    • @santiagoremedi7385
      @santiagoremedi7385 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I love how ur options are either Manchester or T E N E R I F E lol

    • @tantalizingtiddies7387
      @tantalizingtiddies7387 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NOOOOO

    • @tigerdoodat5427
      @tigerdoodat5427 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      They must have gone on holiday from Manchester to Tenerife (or vice versa).

  • @The_unforgiven2
    @The_unforgiven2 ปีที่แล้ว +1403

    Still the best British person ever

    • @liberalcitydweller
      @liberalcitydweller ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Matt deserves to be the new king

    • @1224chrisng
      @1224chrisng ปีที่แล้ว +14

      second only to the Queen, so first by default now

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy ปีที่แล้ว +59

      *only British person ever

    • @Funni_Slime_Human
      @Funni_Slime_Human ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@themyofmy can confirm, i am legally a Canadian Isles resident. We don't use British, we use Canadian American.

    • @weaselbeee
      @weaselbeee ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@themyofmy allow me to introduce myself

  • @amity.mp3
    @amity.mp3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    When I was a kid, there was this restaurant that my family would frequent and it had this beautiful outdoor seating area with big trees. There was this one massive tree that had a sign on it saying
    *BEWARE OF*
    *Falling*
    *Scorpions*
    It was supposed to say not to climb the tree because you could fall or encounter scorpions, but my dad and I thought it was warning us that scorpions would just fall out of the tree onto people below. Needless to say, we avoided that tree like the plague!

  • @Kloud123
    @Kloud123 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    1:52 sounds like something I would find in a monopoly card

  • @thewhiteknight6169
    @thewhiteknight6169 ปีที่แล้ว +3911

    Matt does such an incredible transition between saying the "normal" phrases in an even tone to going with whatever insanity is required for reading everything else on the sign. (See 3:14 for reference)

  • @burakalp34
    @burakalp34 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    0:30 As someone who speaks Turkish, the sign is supposed to say: "Dear guests, please only swim in the areas allocated to you and do water sports activities at least 200 meters offshore. Thank you for your understanding." It is translated so badly because they didn't put any punctuation or any other sort of separation between the different sentences

    • @madhumitachatterjee6257
      @madhumitachatterjee6257 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      0:45 Also , as an Indian, I can tell that it's supposed to say " Please do not eat on the floor/carpet" . Well, the mistranslation was comedy gold.

    • @101jir
      @101jir ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Well and it doesn't help that "face" can mean the face of a cliff or a part of the body. Probably thought "your face" would refer to the cliff face nearest the reader.

    • @LauPaSat-pl
      @LauPaSat-pl ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@madhumitachatterjee6257 Without any understanding of Hindi (?) I thought it meant something like "Exporting carpet strictly prohibited"

    • @bilginoyuncu1588
      @bilginoyuncu1588 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@101jir in Turkish yüz mean swim or face. Ben yüzüyorum mean im swimming but benim yüzüm mean my face

    • @imjustapoorwayfaringgeek
      @imjustapoorwayfaringgeek ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@bilginoyuncu1588 also it can mean a hundred

  • @wademifsud7046
    @wademifsud7046 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Mashed potatoes and Aspergers” my favourite 😂

  • @omarkhalili6948
    @omarkhalili6948 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    0:24 it is forbidden to dog

  • @YaBoiThorin
    @YaBoiThorin ปีที่แล้ว +793

    Matt- how have you not done cooking fails yet? A proclaimed and revered chef yourself should be able to laugh at the inexperienced amongst us

    • @psycless
      @psycless ปีที่แล้ว +37

      AMONG US!!!

    • @midwestskiesinnyc
      @midwestskiesinnyc ปีที่แล้ว +12

      amongst us

    • @liastaob
      @liastaob ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He did cakes once, that was the first video of his I watched!

    • @yukisoba8888
      @yukisoba8888 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AMONG US ! !!!! !! ! ! !! 1 1! ! EHG*UYS HE SAID THE FUNN?Y THGINNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @InventorZahran
      @InventorZahran ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Among us

  • @jellymunoz8555
    @jellymunoz8555 ปีที่แล้ว +1701

    The fact that he screamed "Ĭ̢̧̞͖͕̱̪̠̲̜̩̜̬͓̣͔̿̑ͅ͏̶̸̢̧̨̧̢̕͟͜͟͠͞͝S̮̬̘̠̳̝̫̠͕͑̏̽̍͞ͅ͏̵̨̀҉͢ ̬̣͇͎͖̦̠̘̣ͣ͒ͨ̓̉̐͏̷̵̨̨̀͘͟͝͡͏̷M̴̵͖͉̞͈̹̩͉̩̱̜̠̖̣̍̄͋̽̕͜Ơ̸̷̢̰̙̜̝̟͖͇̰̬̩͉̱ͬ̓̒̃ͪ̈̀̚͘͢͟͝͠͠M̧̝̪̟̗̹̟̣̩̺̗̯̺̟͍ͬ̀͂͊̐̓ͦ̾͘͘͡͡҉̶̴̷̸̴̷̴̡̀͞E͔̹͔͖̜̗̳̟͙̩̯̼̭̠̭̗͙ͫ̈̀̍͒͑ͅ҉͏̴̷̧̡̡̨̨́̕͢͏͘͘͝҉͢N̹̩̺̭̠̦͇̺̳̹͉̳͇̠̋͑͆͌̌̅͆͏̢Ṭ̻̜̝̮̩̉ͧ́͌͂̄͌ͣ̃͗͆ͧͥͪͥͬͩ̚͝ ̨͖̣̙̩̙̦̟̖͇̙̬͍̼̳̜̳͑͒̋̿ͫ̂̂̾ͯ́̚̕͠" at the very top of his lungs was very funny

    • @griffinshorts785
      @griffinshorts785 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      What

    • @darkdruidsvale
      @darkdruidsvale ปีที่แล้ว +8

      where is this?

    • @sincerecinnamon
      @sincerecinnamon ปีที่แล้ว +25

      H̶͖͖͑ḑ̶̯͓̏̒͌̏͠h̴̗̟̼̪͗d̵̖̬̹͎͐͛̓b̷̢͖͇͖̺̼̈̎̚d̷̟̳͈͎̝̊̍̍G̵̨͈̲̞̳̑̈́̂̽͌j̵̢̧̹̠̗̻̮̯̼͕̰̦̒̀̓̉͌̈̓̆͆̉͘͝f̵̡̞̖͇͓͉̮̙̣̠̪̥̰̝̎͆i̸̢̛̹̮̬̥̥͑̿̊͌̽͂̽̊͋́̓͌̉̊v̸̯̘̳̜͚͖͓͇̩͉̜̯̉̓̂̑̀͋͂̍̄̓̄́͜e̸̡̤̩̭̩͊͐̄̏̂̾h̶̛͙̦̲͈̱̣͙̞͙̮̼͗͋̕5̵̧̧̺͇̟̱̦̥͗͜ͅf̶͚̯͌͐̓́̅͘͝u̶͎̻̭̓̈́̀̋̇́̈́̚g̸̩̗͉̥͈̅͐͆͂̋̆͘

    • @SparkyCas
      @SparkyCas ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@darkdruidsvale 0:56 is the timestamp for that moment

    • @darkdruidsvale
      @darkdruidsvale ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SparkyCas ah

  • @smasnuga15
    @smasnuga15 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    1:12 the 13:60 lol 😂

    • @malthe236
      @malthe236 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      k

    • @Dolph1nVR
      @Dolph1nVR 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Military time is a thing

    • @tarhun9977
      @tarhun9977 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Yeah, but that isn't how it works​@@Dolph1nVR

    • @Dolph1nVR
      @Dolph1nVR 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@tarhun9977 yeaah, right?
      I thought it wa-
      ooooooooooohhhh

    • @bewearstar9462
      @bewearstar9462 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@Dolph1nVR it's 14:00 not 13:60

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff ปีที่แล้ว +13

    (0:29) That's a place called Dont, for example there's one place in Italy. When you exit a town/city in several countries in Europe, it's the place name with a red line across. So it doesn't mean "do not don't" but rather "the city limits of Dont ends here"

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I'm sure dozens of other Garden Path Sentences could be made out of that

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican ปีที่แล้ว +770

    The sign at 1:57 in Greek (ΘΥΜΗΣΟΥ is pronounced thee-me-so) and English has an interesting story behind it. Apparently, it's an artwork (a series of ten road signs) installed as part of the 2022 exhibition "Micro-stories of a Mutable Landscape" on the island of Ios. The main objective of this is to get locals to remember what Ios used to be before uncontrolled privatization of large areas, and catch the attention of visitors alike as well, with the need to protect the natural and cultural heritage of the island.

  • @snailsaredumb9412
    @snailsaredumb9412 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    I saw a sign once in a hotel that said "under Nevada law; anyone caught smoking in the stairwell will be terminated" and it wasn't a paper sign but a real vinyl on metal one. Makes me wonder if anyone's been terminated

    • @101jir
      @101jir ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Pretty sure they meant fired (referring to employees ofc) but still funny.

    • @thogging
      @thogging 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      terminated, which means they get publicly executed with a guillotine on the balcony while everybody cheers

    • @lxmesoda
      @lxmesoda 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      my dad should smoke there and get terminated (i live in nevada(

  • @Benjy52
    @Benjy52 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This reminds me of the “Lane Closed To Reduce Air Congestion” road sign that debuted on Top Gear.

  • @DeckedSneeze709
    @DeckedSneeze709 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    thank goodness i only smoke quietly

  • @snowikitt1558
    @snowikitt1558 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    Matt I suggested this in the last video but you should look at bad mobile games! I feel like you’d have a blast with some of them. Like, for instance, “My Horse Prince” is my sleep paralysis demon

    • @OneOfLeftysBrothers
      @OneOfLeftysBrothers ปีที่แล้ว +5

      YES

    • @CoolLookinPea
      @CoolLookinPea ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Do not play my horse prince unless you don’t want to sleep

    • @thicc_astley
      @thicc_astley ปีที่แล้ว +9

      omg my horse prince is an experience and a half i completely forgot about it

    • @TheMerlinRailway
      @TheMerlinRailway ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Great Idea!

    • @Baloongis2
      @Baloongis2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Finally 🅥 i didn't want it

  • @saladglove
    @saladglove ปีที่แล้ว +71

    The "If you see someone DROWNING, lol. " one GOT ME

  • @Avanti390
    @Avanti390 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    0:25 It should be: It is forbidden to walk the dog

    • @polsdre
      @polsdre 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Even with the normal saying, it still doesnt help the sign

    • @MichelleAtxtxsaagtllred
      @MichelleAtxtxsaagtllred 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      more like it is forbidden to fuck the dog (no literally it is illegal in America. maybe even in other countries)

    • @dukefang1001
      @dukefang1001 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Still, you should not the dog.

    • @AlexanderShamov
      @AlexanderShamov 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If you walk the walk, you should dog the dog.

  • @theinklingmandolorian9137
    @theinklingmandolorian9137 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    you've heard of please do not the cat, now get ready for 0:25

  • @Amy_the_Lizard
    @Amy_the_Lizard ปีที่แล้ว +417

    The health center at my college has a sign that says: "Do not use doors if locked" which isn't crazy or anything, but is a bit redundant I think

  • @Zappy7119
    @Zappy7119 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    Bad signs indeed

    • @cybercritterowo
      @cybercritterowo ปีที่แล้ว +7

      These are signs that you need a new sign.

    • @mimikyuu778
      @mimikyuu778 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Finally 🅥 No

    • @slaxorzz
      @slaxorzz ปีที่แล้ว

      @Finally 🅥 no

    • @Chunky_Water
      @Chunky_Water ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @Rhongomyniado
      @Rhongomyniado ปีที่แล้ว +1

      why does it say it has 4 replies but there are none

  • @maze7050
    @maze7050 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    1:11 at first I was like “bro who made this account, it’s called military time”
    *and then I realized*

  • @johnnytheyoungmaestro
    @johnnytheyoungmaestro ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I saw a sign while on the 8th grade trip to Washington, D.C., and it actually said "Warning: Staircase".

  • @georgefeser6483
    @georgefeser6483 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    There's one near me that says "Do Not Exit On Door. Leave door in door in fire."

  • @elliesteele2027
    @elliesteele2027 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    I like how 1:45 implies that this sign managed to get stuck in a tree and is now calling for help.

    • @EGLEWRRR
      @EGLEWRRR ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The tree appears to have eaten it

    • @wob1918
      @wob1918 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      the wise tree

    • @Jappenessee
      @Jappenessee ปีที่แล้ว +7

      it appears to have teef

    • @phantomwarrior8686
      @phantomwarrior8686 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@aspirit9763it also certainly looks like a tree you don't want to mess with lol 😂

  • @KageTenshiiRyuu
    @KageTenshiiRyuu 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I watch your vids before bed. The way you read posts and signs brings me to laughing tears each time. I forget my paranoia and anxiety for a bit and it makes sleeping at night easier.

  • @darenk77
    @darenk77 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:37 I might as well give some context
    By right the sign 小心滑落 translates to something like 'be careful/mindful of slipping' and if you can wrap your head around translation errors you can see how this headed that direction.
    Another iteration of this is ‘小心地滑’ where the translation to 'slip carefully' actually makes complete sense. 地 in this context refers to the ground, and 滑 refers to the adjective 'slippery'. But depending on how you use the words, 地 can mean 'in this manner, like this' and 滑 can also be used as a verb, i.e. 'to slip'. So essentially with 小心 meaning be careful/carefully (again, depending on how you use the word) you end up with, instead of
    '小心'(be careful)'地'(the floor)'滑'(is slippery)
    You get
    '小心'(carefully)'地'(in this manner)'滑'(slip)
    Anyway, even if it's a bad translation, if you slip carefully, you wouldn't get hurt either.

  • @phantompig
    @phantompig ปีที่แล้ว +273

    “EATING CARPET STRICTLY PROHIBITED”
    Would you rather it be allowed?

    • @InventorZahran
      @InventorZahran ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yes, it should be legal everywhere. LGBT+ people deserve equal rights!

    • @stephaniemorrissey5114
      @stephaniemorrissey5114 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Lesbians certainly would...

    • @sevionmelidan1682
      @sevionmelidan1682 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I can think of some ladies who wouldn't mind.

    • @carolinevaillant1176
      @carolinevaillant1176 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I want it allowed because I love eating carpet with my wine! (lol)

    • @ItsLucy_GD
      @ItsLucy_GD ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm hungry and all I have is a piece of carpet. What should I do?

  • @beek.4860
    @beek.4860 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    I am strangely reminded of the "STAIRS" sign in my high school which slowly dropped letters over the course of my sophomore year, going from the original to "STIRS" to "SIRS" to "IRS" to "IS"

  • @theittheit6075
    @theittheit6075 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:10 Everywhere I go, I see his face 😭
    AmOnG uS

  • @ozzienemo
    @ozzienemo ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:51 no thanks
    the more i hear it the closer it sounds to "try TO strange juice"

  • @birthdaycat8996
    @birthdaycat8996 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    lol i just got off school and i heard someone scream "QUEEN ELIZABETH WAS THE FIRST MAN ON THE MOON AND SHE TRIED TO MURDER ME!!" in class today

    • @birthdaycat8996
      @birthdaycat8996 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Finally 🅥 no

    • @Cowboy-crown
      @Cowboy-crown ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @jkeat8597
      @jkeat8597 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      skull emoji

    • @Mr.Bouncer
      @Mr.Bouncer ปีที่แล้ว

      💀💀💀💀

    • @Amy_the_Lizard
      @Amy_the_Lizard ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...Is that person okay? Like, do they need help, or were they just messing around..?

  • @lucinda_null
    @lucinda_null ปีที่แล้ว +176

    I was in silent study hall watching this and I promised I wouldn’t laugh and disturb everyone.
    (I laughed)

    • @tantalizingtiddies7387
      @tantalizingtiddies7387 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Did you get kicked out?

    • @lucinda_null
      @lucinda_null ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tantalizingtiddies7387 no but the monitor gave me a death stare

  • @TheQuashingoftheTub
    @TheQuashingoftheTub ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Aspergers? Man, I've been getting the weekly special my whole life, who woulda thunk.

  • @stargirlooo
    @stargirlooo ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The worst part is at 1:57 it isn't even a bad translation, it's literally what it says. Even I have no idea what it means by remember.

  • @ConiferConnieTreeCow
    @ConiferConnieTreeCow ปีที่แล้ว +29

    i once saw a sign that said "NO TRESSPISSING, VIOLATERS WILL VIOLATED"

    • @carolinevaillant1176
      @carolinevaillant1176 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "No tresspissing, violaters will violated" WTAF did I just read??

    • @hackerman203
      @hackerman203 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ahh yes the floor is made of the floor

    • @Terra_Lopez
      @Terra_Lopez หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ha ha, that's soooo good! 😆😁😊😄

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      If it's here to take a whizz, then it'll be forced to jizz

  • @aesthetic_rxses
    @aesthetic_rxses ปีที่แล้ว +771

    Once saw a sign that said "please pay your parking fees before existing". I don't even own a car-
    Edit: why are you guys liking this-

    • @jetpond7904
      @jetpond7904 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      *existing*

    • @ilikehcomikgame
      @ilikehcomikgame ปีที่แล้ว +19

      goodbye! :)

    • @1224chrisng
      @1224chrisng ปีที่แล้ว +30

      so fetuses will have to pay? what if you're Buddhist tho?

    • @weirdLEXbutok
      @weirdLEXbutok ปีที่แล้ว +42

      back into the spirit world you go i guess 🤣

    • @thisguyisfine1512
      @thisguyisfine1512 ปีที่แล้ว

      You don't exist, simple as that

  • @FlipaZooTV
    @FlipaZooTV ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:16 cracked me up. MY BABY NEEDS BEERS AND WINES

  • @rileymosman2808
    @rileymosman2808 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wow. Just wow. Amazing work. I am literally stunned by how funny you are whilst reading these signs. The 4/8, the faraway "help" this is transformative work at its finest.
    Thank you, sir for your extraordinary skill!

  • @spooderman6312
    @spooderman6312 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "School zone, produce speed"
    That's when you know to hit the gas pedal at full speed, it's time to hit some kids

    • @undefined6512
      @undefined6512 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Speed Racer moment

    • @ceqell
      @ceqell ปีที่แล้ว +8

      indeed indeed

    • @efovex
      @efovex ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought it was an invitation to set up an amphetamine factory nearby (handy bc you've got your customers next door!)

    • @ceqell
      @ceqell ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@efovex good one

    • @Asian_Italy
      @Asian_Italy ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That why thailand has a lot of accidents

  • @JosieAndTheFurbs
    @JosieAndTheFurbs ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Yes, I certainly am diabetes. I don't have diabetes. I AM. DIABETES.
    Just makes you feel powerful, you know?

    • @mccloud1817
      @mccloud1817 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Diabetic Walter White.

  • @roibiiin
    @roibiiin ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I can only imagine that the sign at 2:29 is where you get any of the Tudors to come to your house and just stay at your house for like a week and help your child with homework sometimes.

  • @NovaltyGames
    @NovaltyGames ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:32 Ah yes, Aspergers. My favourite food.

  • @crazybird199
    @crazybird199 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Can I return my Anxiety Disorder? It's not what I thought it would be.

    • @ashley.8570
      @ashley.8570 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah me too... tell me if you get a good deal somewhere :)

    • @BetaTester704
      @BetaTester704 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No return policy.

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm wondering the same

    • @sevionmelidan1682
      @sevionmelidan1682 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Do you still have the receipt?

    • @oZqdiac
      @oZqdiac ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *points toward sign that says REFUNDS ONLY FOR THE FIRST 48 HOURS AFTER PURCHASE* sorry, I don’t make the rules, I just follow them

  • @icecreamchats
    @icecreamchats ปีที่แล้ว +224

    I’m currently in the library taking a break from work and I keep trying to watch this video but the way you read every sign has me on the edge of bursting out laughing. Curse you and your amazing content!

  • @rb5078
    @rb5078 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Life’s too short for anything.” Felt that one in my soul.

  • @ClaireTeasdale
    @ClaireTeasdale 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    0:53 "dear COSTUMER"
    so the hotel is actually an actor 😂

  • @Hannah-uv8hy
    @Hannah-uv8hy ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Laughed at this with my dad. He never gets my humour so it was a nice experience! Thanks!

    • @RomanesEuntDomus.
      @RomanesEuntDomus. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He gets your humour, he just doesn't care about you 😂

    • @Hannah-uv8hy
      @Hannah-uv8hy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@RomanesEuntDomus. damn someone is projecting

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican ปีที่แล้ว +198

    "Eating carpet strictly prohibited" It better be at an airport...flying carpets aren't cheap y'know and Aladdin needs a ride home.
    Gotta say, as an Aspie, that grilled salmon and mashed potatoes spesial was a pretty good deal. For it has given me vast knowledge of useless information...and trains.

  • @PsycikMusic
    @PsycikMusic ปีที่แล้ว

    your videos are genuinely some of the funnest things I've ever seen. great content for me at 3am. thanks!

  • @dekelanson5280
    @dekelanson5280 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    These videos with spelling mistakes are hilarious. I love the way Matt reads them. Unfortunately, they go so fast sometimes, I have to go back a few times to see it. Other than that, great videos. Really makes my day.

  • @Lynk56
    @Lynk56 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    1:47 don’t threaten me with a good time

  • @randomsomewhat-kinda-quasi1065
    @randomsomewhat-kinda-quasi1065 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    2:13 - why call me out like that?

  • @MONKEMAN624OOC
    @MONKEMAN624OOC ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:17 what da hel

  • @HHPokemonTrainer
    @HHPokemonTrainer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    God how i love listening into these videos while playing ToTK
    no clue what im hearing just there for the thrill of it

  • @ensco7
    @ensco7 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    I love that the volume of your voice reflects the way things are written. 0:53 was the only time I genuinely laughed today.

    • @BLP_Memes
      @BLP_Memes 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      OUR TOASTER out *off* SERVES and this *IS MOMENT* we can *STILL* GRILLED! Sorry for *INCONVENIENCE!!!*

    • @jonathanc6767
      @jonathanc6767 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      read the giant words now, top to bottom

  • @LunaAgent
    @LunaAgent ปีที่แล้ว +356

    I really want to see the look on matts face when he reads these out
    This is also the comments section I'm most scared about spelling something wrong in lol

    • @yukisoba8888
      @yukisoba8888 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      why?

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Don't worry, any wrong spellings might just end up with you in a video! I mean, everybody always wants to be a part of a video... right?

    • @Axeeco
      @Axeeco ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@StuffandThings_ Everybody wants to be in a video... until they end up in Peter Griffin Plays BO2 Mic Trolling #7

  • @carlycarmine3858
    @carlycarmine3858 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was hilarious Matt, I needed this today

  • @halooverlord6961
    @halooverlord6961 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just about everything from "We will grab them for you" til "Unreasonable Chicken" had me fucking dying and unable to breathe🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thesciencebehind01
    @thesciencebehind01 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    I can only imagine the confusion your neighbors have when you start shouting some of the random stuff in these videos

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  ปีที่แล้ว +119

      When screaming "help" from across the room for 1:45 I did then finish by yelling "no no I'm fiiiine I'm fiiiine" so they wouldn't call the police or anything 😅

    • @Dumb-
      @Dumb- ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@Matt_Rose lmfao 💀 I can only imagine the amount of times you’ve had to do this lol

    • @Srafei
      @Srafei ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Matt_Rose u

  • @nvmgtg
    @nvmgtg ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I was bleeding uncontrollably then I saw this,I am bleeding more from laughing but now I am happy

  • @regularly_priced
    @regularly_priced ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I cannot keep up with this video with how fast it is; I have to slow it down to half speed to understand everything that’s going on, and that just makes this 10x funnier😅

  • @thesuperrobertlol
    @thesuperrobertlol ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the person that had the balls to mess with the last sign is a legend lol

  • @andromeda_va39
    @andromeda_va39 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    2:32 I almost spit out my water, this was so funny. This sign is Asparagus approved!

    • @Kyle___Broflovski
      @Kyle___Broflovski ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I though he said ass burgers for a second 😭

    • @FacebankMan
      @FacebankMan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ăs-pur-jers

  • @zerolayne8245
    @zerolayne8245 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    2:41 Is that a threat, a warning, or a promise? All are equally disturbing-

  • @coolzack1012
    @coolzack1012 ปีที่แล้ว

    there is so much content on youtube and this is the one channel that makes me actually laugh. I might have shit myself at one point

  • @fireplatypus4357
    @fireplatypus4357 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    2:48 “wtf dose that mean” me: “how should I know?”
    2:58 bro be some tf2 pyro

  • @supercat4539
    @supercat4539 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    It is actually very common for a horse to parasail. How do you think they win the triple crown?

  • @officialSgtPepperArc360
    @officialSgtPepperArc360 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    There's even one that says "GO SLOW / ACCIDENT P¤RN AREA".

    • @InventorZahran
      @InventorZahran ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Slow children; hunting with shotgun only."

    • @carolinevaillant1176
      @carolinevaillant1176 ปีที่แล้ว

      But how TF would you get _accidental_ -porn- ? Like I understand that this is accidental but you didn't need to shout about porn to me!

    • @InventorZahran
      @InventorZahran ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@carolinevaillant1176 No no no, you've got it all wrong. The pr0n is not accidental, it is pr0n OF accidents. In other words, any accidents that occur in the area marked by that sign will be photographed and/or filmed for pr0n0graphic purposes.
      This explanation is compliant with Rule 34 of The Internets, so it must be true.

    • @carolinevaillant1176
      @carolinevaillant1176 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@InventorZahran LOL you're such a comedian

    • @user-xd8yb1vo7l
      @user-xd8yb1vo7l 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@InventorZahran Accident porn? I don’t know what that is. And I don’t want to know.

  • @thegodofpez
    @thegodofpez ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok, my second video in a row of this guy, and my eyes hurt from crying. SUBSCRIBED!

  • @tjb3171
    @tjb3171 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I spent the last half hour reading xkcd so im already in a laughing mood, this was absolutely hilarious

  • @cymtastique
    @cymtastique ปีที่แล้ว +86

    2:03
    I had a nightmare about that once.
    I stepped onto the field and was immediately submerged and there was nothing for me to grab to pull myself back up. Thanks for reminding me of it, lol😅

    • @wob1918
      @wob1918 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      wow

    • @book_roblox
      @book_roblox ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Most average field in Ohio 💀💀

    • @Prototype_Gamez
      @Prototype_Gamez ปีที่แล้ว +7

      For me it was just as soon as I stepped on the field, a entire army of slendy-tubbies chased me, it wasnt scary, but it *was* random

    • @Jappenessee
      @Jappenessee ปีที่แล้ว +5

      2:02

    • @hackerman203
      @hackerman203 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You have entered the backrooms,please wake up to exit.

  • @spacem80
    @spacem80 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    As a disabled elderly pregnant child myself, I feel it unjust that my kind is denied access to the toilets all others can use.

    • @thogging
      @thogging 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Wow. I have the elderly child disorder too, ugh i hate the law

  • @Potatobrains_
    @Potatobrains_ ปีที่แล้ว

    Those two spots on the back of your head that really hurt when you laugh really hard...
    they hurt.

  • @EllpaFox47
    @EllpaFox47 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2:58 Matt doing a Pyro impression
    Made my day

  • @Patshy03
    @Patshy03 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    The one at 0:15 is actually the literal translation of "Disculpen las molestias" which in Spanish means "Sorry for the inconvenience" but can also mean "please apologize" and I found that really funny for me.

    • @JuanGaytanS
      @JuanGaytanS 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      As a transitive verb, it means to excuse. As a pronominal verb, “disculparse”, it means to apologize, literally to excuse oneself.

  • @idt1
    @idt1 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    1:38 slip carefully is one of my life mottos

    • @idt1
      @idt1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      First time Matt Rose liked a comment of mine, i wanna cry TTvTT

    • @heinrich.hitzinger
      @heinrich.hitzinger ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@idt1 Congratulations!

    • @elliesteele2027
      @elliesteele2027 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      1:37

    • @idt1
      @idt1 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elliesteele2027 you're right, ty! ':D

    • @lukiwei9468
      @lukiwei9468 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A futile effort surpasses surrender.
      Even your failures should be orchestrated to benefit you regardless

  • @CindiG6936
    @CindiG6936 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:14 how my mom sees us after a minute of not doing chores

  • @MeIGuess.
    @MeIGuess. ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I Love the sign "Welcom Turist We Spik Inglish"