The Castlevania Trio Being Extremely Competent For (Almost) 3 Minutes

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  • (THERE ARE SUBTITLES IF YOU NEED THEM! minor spoiler warning, also.)
    - shrugs - i love all three of them, but they're idiots. most of this, unsurprisingly, ended up being trevor.

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  • @ShahbazBokhari
    @ShahbazBokhari 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6964

    “See? God hates me.” - Sypha
    The eternal mood.

    • @cecejamesable
      @cecejamesable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Nah, he hates Trevor more. He keeps shitting in his dinner.

    • @tomsmurf4225
      @tomsmurf4225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Me whenever I'm mildly inconvenienced

    • @freecitizen_explorer6842
      @freecitizen_explorer6842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      accurate daily living yo hhaahah

    • @VividVixxie
      @VividVixxie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      If this line isnt a gif, it needs to be

    • @warhorse5152
      @warhorse5152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      God killed alucard’s mom

  • @jeffreymoespot5402
    @jeffreymoespot5402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15020

    "This isn't a bar fight. Have some class."
    *Gets decked in the face*

    • @RhysClark97
      @RhysClark97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +501

      headbutted specifically, another classic barfight strategy lol

    • @gameguild2396
      @gameguild2396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      ... WITH ANOTHER FAAAAAACE!!!

    • @OhNoTheFace
      @OhNoTheFace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      I mean a fight is a fight, holding it to some kind of standard will make you lose lol

    • @rye-bread5236
      @rye-bread5236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@OhNoTheFace True. But it was pretty funny though.

    • @Storyman09
      @Storyman09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Jeffrey Moespot *A few seconds later, decks the Belmont in the face in return*

  • @simonsimon2223
    @simonsimon2223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23492

    they all share a brain cell and sypha has it for 23 hours a day and alucard has if for an hour

    • @thedaystar1415
      @thedaystar1415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1006

      What about Trevor?

    • @history_loves_anime8927
      @history_loves_anime8927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2627

      @@thedaystar1415 Never

    • @killexfid219
      @killexfid219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1703

      He gets it for a few minutes at a time

    • @goldexp1882
      @goldexp1882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1291

      Bold of you to assume Trevor had any

    • @gadrielvanorion9872
      @gadrielvanorion9872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1467

      the best part about that one is, sypha in the last scene needed the cell rly hard, alucard didnt have it at the time to give it to her, trevor had it to wield his mighty stick.

  • @writer15131
    @writer15131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10179

    Trevor punches Dracula in the face.
    Dracula: You must be a Belmont.

    • @ninjacat5612
      @ninjacat5612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +662

      writer15131 something tells me that they do that a lot

    • @tomsmurf4225
      @tomsmurf4225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1486

      *gets decked in the face*
      Dracula: Oh hey, it's been a while. How's the family?

    • @davemathew2430
      @davemathew2430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +444

      The funny thing is that the punches actually synchronizes with the music

    • @FEARSWTOR
      @FEARSWTOR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +565

      "You must be a Belmont. You hit like a Belmont. Well.... their women, anyway."

    • @JoshiroZ99
      @JoshiroZ99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

      @@FEARSWTOR going by Trevor' s mother, that's a God damn compliment

  • @mochymii
    @mochymii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5981

    I never noticed Alucard bumped his head in the fireplace trying to get out of it lmao

    • @wonderlandartwork3579
      @wonderlandartwork3579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +413

      *bump*
      "ow"

    • @Korvo.420
      @Korvo.420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +361

      /slammed face first into fireplace
      "Ow"
      /bumps head trying to get out of said fireplace
      "Owwwww"

    • @crappyaccount
      @crappyaccount 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      i never noticed it until the comment section pointed it out

    • @jjcdude300
      @jjcdude300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I noticed it first time and it made me laugh in an incredibly tense and serious scene

    • @steveempiremantra2120
      @steveempiremantra2120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao

  • @banette7042
    @banette7042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9422

    This entire series is just one long question of "Whose turn is it for the brain cell?"

    • @GayLPer
      @GayLPer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +443

      @@tayvalkyrie8370
      So then the reason Sypha dropped the castle on top of the Belmont house is because Trevor was borrowing the brain cell to try to figure out a defensive strategy.
      Trevor ruins everything, yet again.

    • @AndorRadnai
      @AndorRadnai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      I think it was Alucard‘s turn, otherwise he wouldn’t have noticed a problem with the castle… Trevor was trying to barricade the door at the time. Nuff said…

    • @GayLPer
      @GayLPer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@AndorRadnai Alucard got his turn with the brain cell when Trevor was done with it, obviously XD

    • @admin_b
      @admin_b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      MOM SAID IT'S MY TURN WITH THE BRAINCELL

    • @AndorRadnai
      @AndorRadnai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@GayLPer Trevor tried to weaponise it, mind you. so that’s mostly why he’s not allowed to have it. Except in fights…

  • @Blizzic
    @Blizzic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17228

    I'm convinced this show was actually written by three of the showrunners playing dnd

    • @leon2550
      @leon2550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1431

      this makes me realize that i'd kill for a castlevania TTRPG

    • @rejaxreject8422
      @rejaxreject8422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      I was going to say the same thing

    • @uria3679
      @uria3679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      leon2550 hasn’t that already happened?

    • @jacobcarter4044
      @jacobcarter4044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      @@leon2550 D&D's Curse of Strahd campaign book is pretty damn close

    • @Jack-wy4cg
      @Jack-wy4cg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      @@leon2550 CURSE OF STRAHD its a fuckin blast

  • @PierceArner
    @PierceArner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5980

    Warren Ellis himself just Tweeted a link to this video with, _"Someone just sent me this video and I feel like I should call the police to report my own murder"_

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Sounds like Ellis. :) God I need to meet that man.

    • @evecampbell3069
      @evecampbell3069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I need a link to that Tweet...

    • @evecampbell3069
      @evecampbell3069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@RockyPixel Thank You! TH-cam didn't tell me that you had responded.

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      And I kinda did. Sorta. I was at a panel at NYCC with him, Sypha's VA, James Callis/Alucard, and Graham McTavish/Dracula. Would have died to get a quick photo or autograph.

    • @marvelous_680
      @marvelous_680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LMAO-

  • @nzo9487
    @nzo9487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3389

    "It's the magical door of death Belmont"

    • @hehehe88
      @hehehe88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      I love the fact you can hear how overjoyed Alucard in this moment, without it being necessarily displayed. The voice acting is so on point in almost every moment.

    • @Zombiewithabowtie
      @Zombiewithabowtie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      "Are you coming or what?"

    • @kkssvv5345
      @kkssvv5345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I dont get the joke

    • @erwinramos-alaz1163
      @erwinramos-alaz1163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      KkSsVv the joke is that the Belmont’s where exiled because they were suspected of black magic Alucard noting that it’s “A door of death” teases Trevor

    • @mrInSaNiTyDuDe
      @mrInSaNiTyDuDe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shut up

  • @ritenac6770
    @ritenac6770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10028

    I love that Alucard bumps his head when trying to climb out the fireplace

  • @CaptainGancena
    @CaptainGancena 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5531

    The one dislike is from Trevor. He feels called out.

    • @valkyria4631
      @valkyria4631  5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      He should.

    • @finaladvance5085
      @finaladvance5085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      There are aparrently 4 Trevors

    • @youknowyoufuckedupright3058
      @youknowyoufuckedupright3058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@valkyria4631 I hope you all bleed out of your asses

    • @gameronna8600
      @gameronna8600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@finaladvance5085 it multiplied again. Trevor split his arse into 8

    • @finaladvance5085
      @finaladvance5085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gamer Onna is he incapable to not bleed out through his arses?

  • @captaincorvidart
    @captaincorvidart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4277

    “I am armed,,, WiTh A sTiCk”

    • @dorothydumang3735
      @dorothydumang3735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      The confidence that i should have

    • @kellenmoon3084
      @kellenmoon3084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      I mean Treffy ancestors have a box of spells about penises, ofc he would have armed with a stick.

    • @yaimamartinez9576
      @yaimamartinez9576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@kellenmoon3084 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @trippy_dragon8726
      @trippy_dragon8726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Love that part

    • @Cigarroboy
      @Cigarroboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Roxas... That's a stick.

  • @ZoufyCZ
    @ZoufyCZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14222

    Alucard, shocked: "Where did you land the castle, Sypha?"
    Sypha, pleased with herself: "Right on top of us!"
    *excited clapping*
    *realizations kicks in HARD*

    • @devonted1018
      @devonted1018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +547

      Face-palm.

    • @wingadept8793
      @wingadept8793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +799

      Alucard: ._.

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1059

      alucard: suddenly i dont feel like defending humanity anymore.

    • @k-beks8527
      @k-beks8527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +472

      WHERES THE CASTLE MANSLY?!!

    • @RhysClark97
      @RhysClark97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@k-beks8527 underated comment

  • @apuffball5754
    @apuffball5754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2915

    *backhanded by his own dad*
    "Ow-"
    *lands on, then bends, the fireplace guard*
    "Ouch-"
    *bumps head on said fireplace's upper ridge*
    "Aaaagh-"
    Alucard is a gift.

    • @marcopohl3236
      @marcopohl3236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      All of that on fire

    • @dflaming1371
      @dflaming1371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      It's the magical door to death, Belmont

    • @thestranger954
      @thestranger954 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I realize he gets punched through stone walls, but that hitting his head on the fireplace looked relatable and painful.

  • @SaiyanGamer95
    @SaiyanGamer95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6009

    The heroes of the world, ladies and gentlemen. A bunch of semi-competent dorks. And even the most competent one is about 40% incompetent.

    • @whatthehec108
      @whatthehec108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +492

      Failing upwards is a legitimate strategy.

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +405

      isnt that basicly any session in DnD?

    • @justarandomsasquatch1480
      @justarandomsasquatch1480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@miciso666 100%

    • @AnimatedGamer44
      @AnimatedGamer44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      the funniest part is, you can't say for certain which one really is the most competent one

    • @rokkfel4999
      @rokkfel4999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Im sorry but she is only 20% incompetent

  • @gottesurteil3201
    @gottesurteil3201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4302

    Alucard: "Where did you lure the castle Sipha?"
    Sipha: "Right on top of us!"
    Sipha: (surprised Pikachu face)

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      land... not lure

    • @gadrielvanorion9872
      @gadrielvanorion9872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      you forgot her clapping

    • @3lectronX
      @3lectronX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      I love that shes proud of herself then realizes what she has done

    • @R3gular
      @R3gular 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Also add the fact that whenever she fires her magic in the game, it freezes even enemy projectiles, the thing is , its stuck in the air and can make you fall of a ledge.
      Sypha be like:
      "Great i've frozen my enemies and their attacks"
      "Now how do i go forward without getting hit"

  • @zerocreed8031
    @zerocreed8031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2285

    This show go from hilarious banter to bloody genocide real quick. I love it

    • @spikymarshmallow7611
      @spikymarshmallow7611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      And sometimes, both at once

    • @fredfry5100
      @fredfry5100 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      For what it's worth it how shows like Berserk are so popular. Guts the MC with joke with himself if nobody else is around and during massacres. Comic Spawn did the same.

  • @Avengedtenfold
    @Avengedtenfold 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1777

    "God, you still think you're funny."
    Jesus Alucard

    • @seraphimseptimus6984
      @seraphimseptimus6984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      * Floating Vampire Jesus

    • @TheOMGRamen
      @TheOMGRamen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      This one KILLED me for some reason
      😂😂😂😂

    • @jstalk1
      @jstalk1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I've actually used this line at work a few times. Always makes my team laugh

    • @wafflingmean4477
      @wafflingmean4477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The sheer level of pity in that line is gold.

  • @newavengerxx4428
    @newavengerxx4428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1927

    I feel like I'm watching a gag reel.

    • @AzureMoebius22
      @AzureMoebius22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I’d like to see a gag real of this.

    • @sleepyrepatillo1834
      @sleepyrepatillo1834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      a gag reel of castlevania? what are we getting ourselves into?

    • @Sheashay101
      @Sheashay101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Studio Platypus a damn good time

    • @RavenRedEye901
      @RavenRedEye901 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Trevor using his one brain cell for the most impractical way possible.
      Sipha breaking stuff cuz God’s hate her.
      Alucard been politely rude.
      Yeah, I see a pattern.

  • @nachtelang1696
    @nachtelang1696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3787

    Trevor: No, we can’t move this thing Sypha broke it.
    Sypha: I did not!
    Alucard: You kind of did.
    Sypha: I do not brake things!
    Trevor: So we agree she broke it?
    Alucard: Oh, yes

    • @Danirider12
      @Danirider12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      The only thing they'll ever agree on!

    • @yellowishgreendragon.-.
      @yellowishgreendragon.-. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You now have 444 likes. I was the 444th.

    • @spikymarshmallow7611
      @spikymarshmallow7611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      If you have both Alucard and Trevor agreeing on something, you know it's facts XD

    • @ntbored7727
      @ntbored7727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That’s my favorite 🥰

    • @m.g5384
      @m.g5384 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yellowishgreendragon.-. mista would shoot u

  • @Snow.Frostborne_Ch
    @Snow.Frostborne_Ch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1920

    Artist rendition of my last 3 brain cells

    • @Ontarianmm
      @Ontarianmm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      2 and a half, ones clear drunk half the time.

    • @lionheart6176
      @lionheart6176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      2 and half are alucard and sypha
      trevor gets the other half

    • @Cyberium
      @Cyberium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One terrifies, one disorient, and one goes over the top? ^_^

    • @mysincerestcondolences
      @mysincerestcondolences 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      at least you have _3_ brain cells. I have 1

  • @LostSoulSilver
    @LostSoulSilver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3045

    Drunk depressed Joseph Joestar is my favorite Castlevania character

  • @theravingtimes9582
    @theravingtimes9582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3759

    Alucard: Do you do anything apart from climbing walls and throwing knives?
    Grant: I climb into some of the finest brothels and into the beds of their fairest maids.
    *Sypha and Alucard are incredibly horrified and disgusted*
    Trevor: It's about damn time someone spoke a word of my native tongue.

    • @gabrielhowle2377
      @gabrielhowle2377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dean Wynn Where was that in the video? Lol

    • @thelegend27pilots41
      @thelegend27pilots41 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That would've been awesome

    • @theravingtimes9582
      @theravingtimes9582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@gabrielhowle2377 The real question is why couldn't this be a thing in Castlevania's Netflix series

    • @haroldmosley5592
      @haroldmosley5592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Hopefully we get a season 3 and we have an interaction like this.

    • @GyrenDeLeonard
      @GyrenDeLeonard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Dean Wynn Cause the writer of the series hated Grant, thought his name was stupid and left him out. They merged Trevor and Grant's traits and backstory into Trevor, the Danasty clan were disgraced nobles like the Belmont's in the series. So, probably due to that you get the hybrid Trevor.

  • @Neobelmont1
    @Neobelmont1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1573

    2:51 it's the hand clapping that gets me. Sypha is like, yeay. I did a good job, but then it's like uh oh... SpaghettiOs.

  • @catsndogs98
    @catsndogs98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    “A tired LITTLE-,”
    *WHIPSMACK*

  • @jakedge3
    @jakedge3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    "Where did you land the castle sypha?"
    "Right on top of us."
    Alucard: *INHALES DEEPLY*

    • @leviismyoppa967
      @leviismyoppa967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Rage inhale

    • @sayospecter6731
      @sayospecter6731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      That's the moment Alucard realized that it was actually his turn on the brain cell

    • @MsXmaster666
      @MsXmaster666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@sayospecter6731 no he realised its was Trevor's rare turn with the braincell

  • @emmapolcyn9505
    @emmapolcyn9505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1829

    Here's the competence of the team broken down:
    Alucard 60%
    Sypha 50%
    Trevor -10%

    • @Mendoza-yi6qk
      @Mendoza-yi6qk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Trevors rating is too high maybe a - 28 %?

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@Mendoza-yi6qk It's an interger underflow situation.

    • @SirJesusFreak
      @SirJesusFreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@Mendoza-yi6qk I feel he should have a range of 10% to -23%. He can kick ass, he's pretty good at kicking ass.

    • @Mendoza-yi6qk
      @Mendoza-yi6qk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@SirJesusFreak Yes but this is the only thing he is actually good at.

    • @SirJesusFreak
      @SirJesusFreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Mendoza-yi6qk he cant go three days without fighting so...

  • @runtergerutscht4401
    @runtergerutscht4401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    The way Trevor realizes he's holding a stick but still expresses confidence is so endearing

    • @CaptainPrincess
      @CaptainPrincess 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      in a fight to the death nothing truly counts but that final moment
      and ANYTHING, even false bravado or confidence in a wooden stick can give you the split-second you need to kill the other guy

  • @noahjohnson935
    @noahjohnson935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1613

    There is no need for abridged if the series is already like this

    • @minolamycat91
      @minolamycat91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Only to turn Dracula into a childish douchebag like they did with Alucard from Hellsing.

    • @demonwolf570
      @demonwolf570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@minolamycat91 Hey, the Abridged Hellsing series is still pretty funny.

    • @OneTrueWindfall
      @OneTrueWindfall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@demonwolf570 i actually like the abridged series more than the original, is that weird?

    • @demonwolf570
      @demonwolf570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@OneTrueWindfall I don't think so. I liked the DBZ abridged version more than the official one.

    • @minolamycat91
      @minolamycat91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@OneTrueWindfall Some people (myself included) like the early 2000s Hellsing more than the OVAs, so liking the abridged more than the original shouldn't be a problem.

  • @trainfan-ks5hk
    @trainfan-ks5hk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    0:22 reflexes like a cat but the brain of a turkey

  • @nodeloliver6201
    @nodeloliver6201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    My three whole braincells, ladies and gentlemen:
    -The studious levelheaded one
    -The self destructive vengeful one
    -The sophisticated, semi-competent one.
    It's a daily dice roll of which one is used more or less.

  • @Dra9ondemon
    @Dra9ondemon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    “It’s the Magical Door of Death, Belmont.”
    The back and forth in this show is amazing. I love it.

  • @zigzaghyena
    @zigzaghyena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    In Trevor's defence he did actually kick ass with that stick.

    • @drunks1nner298
      @drunks1nner298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It was the magic stick of death

  • @compadrecarbonara528
    @compadrecarbonara528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    Netflix's Castlevania, a series about corruption, bloodshed and tragedy starring my three remaining brain cells.

  • @298yen7
    @298yen7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    okay the bloodletting joke was pretty good you gotta give him that one

    • @spikymarshmallow7611
      @spikymarshmallow7611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      But Dracula would probably teach Lisa that bloodletting is unnecessary, Ironically X3

    • @zero-one2585
      @zero-one2585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Castlevania: The Bloodletting

    • @MrMobiusfan
      @MrMobiusfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@spikymarshmallow7611 Unless you're using leeches to stimulate bloodflow and keep blood vessels open when re-attaching severed limbs.

    • @206Zelda
      @206Zelda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Phlebotomy 😎

    • @redwitch95
      @redwitch95 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@spikymarshmallow7611 it can actually be useful for some conditions, like haemochromatosis - it means you have too much iron in your blood, so it turns acidic and starts destroying your organs. my uncle has his blood let regularly because of it, lol, he's a vampire's dream

  • @JunDageki
    @JunDageki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    1:32 the dracula punching was the part that got me the most lmfao.

    • @Schrau
      @Schrau 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      "Ah, you must be the Belmont."

    • @cedkuro
      @cedkuro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jerom with a J yeah fuck you to make botea Yes, fuck you

    • @UndeadShadowHunter
      @UndeadShadowHunter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      When I saw that for the first time I about died

    • @sigmamaverick9215
      @sigmamaverick9215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Broly style.

    • @thomasraines1396
      @thomasraines1396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      JunDageki Dracula’s face makes it even more hilarious, he looks like he can’t even fathom the stupidity he’s witnessing.

  • @banananer16
    @banananer16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    "We can't move this thing. Sypha broke it."
    "I did not!"
    "You kinda did."
    "I do not break things!"
    "So, we agree she broke it?"
    "Oh yes."

    • @usernameig975
      @usernameig975 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This fkn scene was golden omg

  • @caroltaylor5861
    @caroltaylor5861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7267

    hello is this actually what castlevania is like because I’ve been under the assumption it was a super serious series

    • @valkyria4631
      @valkyria4631  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2920

      Castlevania is definitely a pretty serious, grisly series. It does have moments of comedy and the main trio have some very fun banter (which this video is supposed to highlight), but it is absolutely by no means a comedy and is rated M for a reason.

    • @caroltaylor5861
      @caroltaylor5861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1270

      valkyria Well either way I’m watching it because of you and I love it

    • @AndorRadnai
      @AndorRadnai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +382

      There is also some of (usually) gore based dark humor. Which is always fun in such kinds of shows..! ^^

    • @yaimamartinez9576
      @yaimamartinez9576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      @@angies3057 "Yeah, f.. you" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 That's true friendship right there.

    • @angies3057
      @angies3057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@yaimamartinez9576 lol 😂😂😂

  • @maaxorus
    @maaxorus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +856

    I'm 90% convinced that this is just a DnD-campaign. How else would you get chemistry like this?

    • @HouseMusicNinja
      @HouseMusicNinja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Holy crap! It IS a DND campaign! 😂

    • @RavianGale
      @RavianGale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The writers probably did do a DND campaign of this.

    • @Cyberium
      @Cyberium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @arnold jayeola SO Dracula is the GM, the Angel of Murphy.

    • @lt.branwulfram4794
      @lt.branwulfram4794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Trevor: Variant Human Battle Master/Kensei Monk
      Sypha: Variant Human Evocation Wizard
      Alucard: Dhampir Eldritch Knight/Bladesinger
      Keeping in mind this post came after Tasha’s Cauldron of Everything.

    • @maaxorus
      @maaxorus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lt.branwulfram4794 You just KNOW Trevor has tavern brawler.

  • @sidneyk.8443
    @sidneyk.8443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    1:33 That sync with the music is incredible.

  • @TheDragon0102
    @TheDragon0102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    Alucard: Where did you land the castle Sypha???
    Sypha: Right on top of us! *claps until she realizes what she just did*
    Me: Oh this gets me everytime.

    • @sonyabelmontfarenheght1189
      @sonyabelmontfarenheght1189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D gets me too,and that cute,guilty face Sypha made realizing what she did ....

    • @TheSGEllie
      @TheSGEllie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That moment,when you want to make things right,but The Karma had another plans ...😜

  • @LadyxBleu
    @LadyxBleu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    My bf is on the powerhouse animation team and I sent him this to cheer him on as he works on season 3, thank you ❤

    • @samfahrenkopf8679
      @samfahrenkopf8679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Oh fuck yeah!!

    • @finnbc4836
      @finnbc4836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Please tell him he's a massive legend and has helped to make one of my favourite series of the last few years 🙂

    • @smokinggnu6584
      @smokinggnu6584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      There's a season 3 coming? OH LAWDY YES!!!

    • @savvivixen8490
      @savvivixen8490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Do your best, get good food, get good sleep, and do stuff you guys enjoy! Us fans are patiently waiting with baited breath...

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well, they fucking ROCK. And since they're supposedly working on Masters of the Universe too..GOD BLESS.

  • @JoshuaRWorkman
    @JoshuaRWorkman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    "This show is not a comedy." -one of the show's staff, probably

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "This is a comedy movie. I don't care what anybody tells me."
      -
      The Cosmonaut Variety Hour, Sam Raimi's Spider-Man Trilogy - Worse Than You Remember (after the Green Goblin throws Dr. Mendel Stromm out of a window)

  • @SgtIronbeak
    @SgtIronbeak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Eat shit and die."
    "Yes, fuck you."
    Truly the greatest friendship

  • @thewarriorforce
    @thewarriorforce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I have never felt so connected with Trevor until he put that wooden plank against the door

  • @MysteryGaming101
    @MysteryGaming101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    “Where did you land the castle Sypha?”
    “Right on top of us.”
    _claps in proud excitement_
    *_realization of what she’s just done sinking in_*

  • @zerri8942
    @zerri8942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    1:12
    His hair is so holy not even fire can burn it

    • @maestreiluminati87
      @maestreiluminati87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Funny that his hair is holy while being half vampire lmao

    • @h7aunos
      @h7aunos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@maestreiluminati87 no no alucard is actually holy. his mum was holy so he is also

    • @ninjacat5612
      @ninjacat5612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Zerri you worrying about the wrong thing
      His dumbass bumped his head trying to get up 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sigmamaverick9215
      @sigmamaverick9215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Alucard is Holy and Dark at the same time I think..

    • @JA-sn1or
      @JA-sn1or 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Loreal

  • @queenkarma5677
    @queenkarma5677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    0:56 How you greet your best friend

  • @bionicdragon5
    @bionicdragon5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    They are literally a D&D party!

  • @DJJohnWong
    @DJJohnWong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Alucard: Where did you land the castle?
    Sypha: Right on top of us :D
    Alucard: !!! :O
    Trevor: !!! :O
    Background musicians: (Stops playing music) :O
    Sypha: :) ........ D:

    • @benbrunt6365
      @benbrunt6365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It was more of :D.....:d

  • @erethnewman4009
    @erethnewman4009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Now, every time I play Castlevania 3, this is gonna be running through my head, and I won't be able to concentrate because this'll be running through my head.

  • @angies3057
    @angies3057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    The part where his punching Dracula LMAO😂😂😂😂

  • @jackaruby4222
    @jackaruby4222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    2:38 It’s like anytime I have a cool idea in my head in D&D, it always works infinitely worse in practice
    DM: The party finds a empty room with a mummified corpse in the middle, it seems to be wearing valuable equipment
    Cleric: This is very clearly a trap but I’ll walk in anyway
    DM: The moment you walk into the room you feel all the air in your lungs being sucked out, the room is basically a magical vacuum chamber, now start rolling death saves
    Me: *Brain expanding with the force of a supernova as I get an idea* I would like to combine the crowbar with 50ft of hempen rope to create a “Crowbar Grappling Hook”
    DM: Alright then, you fashion a makeshift grappling hook what do you want to do?
    Me: I’ll throw it at the cleric and reel him out of the room with it
    DM: Alright, roll for strength
    Me: *Nat 1*
    DM: The crowbar hits the cleric in the testicles and he fails 1 of his death saves

  • @abraxisardynt961
    @abraxisardynt961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    "Its the magical door of death, Belmont."
    Alucard, 2019.
    "I'm armed with a.... *realizes he's literally just holding a stick* a stick!!!"
    Trevor Belmont, 2019.

    • @MrMobiusfan
      @MrMobiusfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Technically, it's set in 1497.

  • @PineappleLiar
    @PineappleLiar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    They have such strong d&d party energy it’s ridiculous

  • @beano9984
    @beano9984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    0:44 it won't be the last time he climbs on top of you

  • @CNRhKXtreme
    @CNRhKXtreme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Where did you land the castle, Sypha?"
    "Right on top of us!"
    "...You've been hanging out with Belmont for too long."

  • @ZephyrBW
    @ZephyrBW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    Ladies & Gentlemen our magical trio. how did we survive only God knows

    • @kraigshall
      @kraigshall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      If this is humanities best hope? On a scale of 1 to fucked where do we land?

    • @Roadburner4
      @Roadburner4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      KalebGrimm Really fucked.

    • @5p33dy305
      @5p33dy305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Roll for initiative.

    • @blairwarner6702
      @blairwarner6702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      God doesn't know he was trying to kill them the entire time just ask Sypha

    • @sonyabelmontfarenheght1189
      @sonyabelmontfarenheght1189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wrong,even God didn't know that ;-) :-P

  • @TheDorianTube
    @TheDorianTube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    I loved this series, but fml it's almost impossible sometimes to get the hell they're saying without subs.

  • @JaneDoe-gu5sb
    @JaneDoe-gu5sb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    It's moments like these that made me forget I cried like a baby during the final encounter between Dracula and Alucard, leading me phone my dad and tell him how much I love him

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And then that final scene with Alucard, where he flat out breaks down.

  • @foolslayer9416
    @foolslayer9416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    1:34 This had me giggling like an idiot for minutes after the video was over.

    • @yegorlarychev9810
      @yegorlarychev9810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Fool Slayer I believe this is how Dracula realized that he’s fighting Belmont.

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@yegorlarychev9810 first my wife dies.
      then my son leaves me
      now the belmonts show up
      and he is punching me like im sort sort of weak skeleton. what did i do wrong.

    • @ITBEurgava
      @ITBEurgava 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@yegorlarychev9810 "Pfeh. Of course the belmont has only the smarts to punch me like this is a bar fight."

  • @no-fd8jj
    @no-fd8jj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Sypha:I put the castle right on top of us!
    Sypha: *surprised pikachu face*

  • @user-zq5uz9cy3u
    @user-zq5uz9cy3u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    these sound so much like outtakes of failed voice lines and the fact that this is just.. what the show's dialogue is is hilarious

  • @kirillsasin
    @kirillsasin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    "It's a magical door of death, Belmont." kills me every time.

  • @MikeDaddy
    @MikeDaddy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    The comedy in this show flows too naturally

  • @angelfiiire
    @angelfiiire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    this is my favorite video because it 100% sounds like some parody version of the show if you haven't seen it but that's actually the dialogue skjfhdjf

  • @rosewhip889
    @rosewhip889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "I could pee in a bucket and tell him it's beer."
    "Sypha! He saved your life!"
    "He's rude."

  • @Grease-Goblin
    @Grease-Goblin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Oh no, it's just an anime about my D&D group...

  • @manydoorsedboy6579
    @manydoorsedboy6579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Yup, these are our heroes. We’re fucked aren’t we.

  • @christopherdomingo7049
    @christopherdomingo7049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:46 I like how Alucard asks.
    It's that kind of look.
    You know, the "I'm confused as fuck but I know for a fact that you did something dumb." kind of look

  • @xylasatanari525
    @xylasatanari525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    As usual, the team has a collective 5 braincells between them, and Sypha has permanent ownership of four.

  • @gadrielvanorion9872
    @gadrielvanorion9872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    the last one broke me, where did you land the castle ????
    RIGHT ON TOP OF US; AND SHE FKING CLAPS WITH SO MUCH PRIDE AND ACCOMPLISHMENT LIKE WHOHOOOOOOO I DID WELL; IM SO PROUD RIGHT NOW.
    the clapping just was the kicker for me

  • @Gebunator
    @Gebunator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    That last one just sells with that excited clapping, "RIGHT ON TOP OF US"

  • @annamarielee3
    @annamarielee3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    1:33 for those who want to see Trevor trying his best to punch Dracula in the face.

  • @rookiewarrior6419
    @rookiewarrior6419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Can’t wait until they introduce Grant and make it an extremely competent quartet.

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      grant would be like... what in the actual shit is this band of merry children.
      fuck this

    • @thegamesresearcher
      @thegamesresearcher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OR maybe Trevor fill finally have a... "partner" in crime ;)

    • @alzmerath1468
      @alzmerath1468 ปีที่แล้ว

      4 years late, but about that...

  • @kamenraider1175
    @kamenraider1175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I watched the first episode of this and decided it wasn't for me- this video has changed my mind

    • @jabariwiththebois5765
      @jabariwiththebois5765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The first episode is really different from the rest from the series. If I recall correctly it is Dracula and Alucard's mom meeting

    • @amcdraws
      @amcdraws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wasn't sucked in until Trevor was introduced. Now I love it.

  • @Robplayswithdragons
    @Robplayswithdragons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    her little clap, then sudden horror realizing lol

  • @bobbaeba
    @bobbaeba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “where did you land the castle, sypha?”
    “right on top of us!”
    sypha’s self applause followed by sudden realization is one of the funniest parts in the entire show

  • @shernweilee5576
    @shernweilee5576 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This like Nami getting stuck with Zoro and Sanji for 3 mins

  • @mszame
    @mszame 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "floating vampire jesus" will forever be my favourite line

  • @HausofHoneyy
    @HausofHoneyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:02 well, no more belmonts.
    Edit: NVM-

  • @CyberWarezz05
    @CyberWarezz05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    *Me reading the title and expecting it to be for real,but it's actually ironic*
    Ah,sarcasm

    • @tacticianM
      @tacticianM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Love the reference

  • @casmx7300
    @casmx7300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love how proud Sypha is with herself about where she landed the castle. That little clap. 2:46

  • @braydentobin5150
    @braydentobin5150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Where did you plant the castle Sypha?”
    “Right on top of us!...” wait no

  • @raven723_
    @raven723_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love how well humour and a serious tone are balanced in this show

  • @RF-Ataraxia
    @RF-Ataraxia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *"I'm armed with a... A stick!"*

  • @kribblebitz153
    @kribblebitz153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    god i love them

  • @TastyGamingQc
    @TastyGamingQc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I like how Sypha is like « I landed the castle right on top of us so we didn’t have to walk or run into anymore enem- ... OH WAIT ! »

  • @eleven2492
    @eleven2492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Alucard: Where did you land the castle, Sypha?
    Sypha: Right on top of us! :D *clapclapclap*..........*realisation hits* D:

  • @snesdudeZX
    @snesdudeZX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I'd love the trio

  • @leviismyoppa967
    @leviismyoppa967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:34 Dracula's like...
    *"is he for real?"*

  • @sim24687193
    @sim24687193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Let’s be real seeing Trevor trying so hard to block the door with just a plank of wood is adorable

  • @lucaslorena2372
    @lucaslorena2372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “It’s the magical door of death, belmont” is probably my favorite thing i ever heard Alucard say

  • @iijel0e
    @iijel0e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Sypha casually saying "penises" kills me every time--

  • @VirtuesOfSin
    @VirtuesOfSin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Where did you land the castle, Cypha?"
    "Right on top of us! :D"

  • @maxamillionevergreen8701
    @maxamillionevergreen8701 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love the slight panic on Alucard's face when he goes to asks where she put the castle

  • @daaooa8260
    @daaooa8260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    (Kicks vampire in the crouch)
    Please this isn’t a bar fight; have some class.
    (Proceeds to headbutt to the face)

  • @justsomeguywithagoatee8337
    @justsomeguywithagoatee8337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:34 I love how the music syncs with punching Dracula in the face two times.

  • @Ashley80005
    @Ashley80005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I just love Trevor and Alucard's interactions. Best frenemies for life!😂😂😂

  • @paranormalized
    @paranormalized 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I thought this would be the only 3 minutes where they were competent. I mean, the series went about 6 hours, so at an expected ratio of 100:1, 3 minutes total of competence sounded about right...