The Castlevania Trio Being Extremely Competent For (Almost) 3 Minutes
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ส.ค. 2024
- (THERE ARE SUBTITLES IF YOU NEED THEM! minor spoiler warning, also.)
- shrugs - i love all three of them, but they're idiots. most of this, unsurprisingly, ended up being trevor.
“See? God hates me.” - Sypha
The eternal mood.
Nah, he hates Trevor more. He keeps shitting in his dinner.
Me whenever I'm mildly inconvenienced
accurate daily living yo hhaahah
If this line isnt a gif, it needs to be
God killed alucard’s mom
"This isn't a bar fight. Have some class."
*Gets decked in the face*
headbutted specifically, another classic barfight strategy lol
... WITH ANOTHER FAAAAAACE!!!
I mean a fight is a fight, holding it to some kind of standard will make you lose lol
@@OhNoTheFace True. But it was pretty funny though.
Jeffrey Moespot *A few seconds later, decks the Belmont in the face in return*
they all share a brain cell and sypha has it for 23 hours a day and alucard has if for an hour
What about Trevor?
@@thedaystar1415 Never
He gets it for a few minutes at a time
Bold of you to assume Trevor had any
the best part about that one is, sypha in the last scene needed the cell rly hard, alucard didnt have it at the time to give it to her, trevor had it to wield his mighty stick.
Trevor punches Dracula in the face.
Dracula: You must be a Belmont.
writer15131 something tells me that they do that a lot
*gets decked in the face*
Dracula: Oh hey, it's been a while. How's the family?
The funny thing is that the punches actually synchronizes with the music
"You must be a Belmont. You hit like a Belmont. Well.... their women, anyway."
@@FEARSWTOR going by Trevor' s mother, that's a God damn compliment
I never noticed Alucard bumped his head in the fireplace trying to get out of it lmao
*bump*
"ow"
/slammed face first into fireplace
"Ow"
/bumps head trying to get out of said fireplace
"Owwwww"
i never noticed it until the comment section pointed it out
I noticed it first time and it made me laugh in an incredibly tense and serious scene
Lmao
This entire series is just one long question of "Whose turn is it for the brain cell?"
@@tayvalkyrie8370
So then the reason Sypha dropped the castle on top of the Belmont house is because Trevor was borrowing the brain cell to try to figure out a defensive strategy.
Trevor ruins everything, yet again.
I think it was Alucard‘s turn, otherwise he wouldn’t have noticed a problem with the castle… Trevor was trying to barricade the door at the time. Nuff said…
@@AndorRadnai Alucard got his turn with the brain cell when Trevor was done with it, obviously XD
MOM SAID IT'S MY TURN WITH THE BRAINCELL
@@GayLPer Trevor tried to weaponise it, mind you. so that’s mostly why he’s not allowed to have it. Except in fights…
I'm convinced this show was actually written by three of the showrunners playing dnd
this makes me realize that i'd kill for a castlevania TTRPG
I was going to say the same thing
leon2550 hasn’t that already happened?
@@leon2550 D&D's Curse of Strahd campaign book is pretty damn close
@@leon2550 CURSE OF STRAHD its a fuckin blast
Warren Ellis himself just Tweeted a link to this video with, _"Someone just sent me this video and I feel like I should call the police to report my own murder"_
Sounds like Ellis. :) God I need to meet that man.
I need a link to that Tweet...
@@RockyPixel Thank You! TH-cam didn't tell me that you had responded.
And I kinda did. Sorta. I was at a panel at NYCC with him, Sypha's VA, James Callis/Alucard, and Graham McTavish/Dracula. Would have died to get a quick photo or autograph.
LMAO-
"It's the magical door of death Belmont"
I love the fact you can hear how overjoyed Alucard in this moment, without it being necessarily displayed. The voice acting is so on point in almost every moment.
"Are you coming or what?"
I dont get the joke
KkSsVv the joke is that the Belmont’s where exiled because they were suspected of black magic Alucard noting that it’s “A door of death” teases Trevor
Shut up
I love that Alucard bumps his head when trying to climb out the fireplace
Situational humor, my friend
"ow"
Hi, im your 1k like
1:13 didn't notice before. Niceee
I’ve seen that fight countless times and never noticed
The one dislike is from Trevor. He feels called out.
He should.
There are aparrently 4 Trevors
@@valkyria4631 I hope you all bleed out of your asses
@@finaladvance5085 it multiplied again. Trevor split his arse into 8
Gamer Onna is he incapable to not bleed out through his arses?
“I am armed,,, WiTh A sTiCk”
The confidence that i should have
I mean Treffy ancestors have a box of spells about penises, ofc he would have armed with a stick.
@@kellenmoon3084 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love that part
Roxas... That's a stick.
Alucard, shocked: "Where did you land the castle, Sypha?"
Sypha, pleased with herself: "Right on top of us!"
*excited clapping*
*realizations kicks in HARD*
Face-palm.
Alucard: ._.
alucard: suddenly i dont feel like defending humanity anymore.
WHERES THE CASTLE MANSLY?!!
@@k-beks8527 underated comment
*backhanded by his own dad*
"Ow-"
*lands on, then bends, the fireplace guard*
"Ouch-"
*bumps head on said fireplace's upper ridge*
"Aaaagh-"
Alucard is a gift.
All of that on fire
It's the magical door to death, Belmont
I realize he gets punched through stone walls, but that hitting his head on the fireplace looked relatable and painful.
The heroes of the world, ladies and gentlemen. A bunch of semi-competent dorks. And even the most competent one is about 40% incompetent.
Failing upwards is a legitimate strategy.
isnt that basicly any session in DnD?
@@miciso666 100%
the funniest part is, you can't say for certain which one really is the most competent one
Im sorry but she is only 20% incompetent
Alucard: "Where did you lure the castle Sipha?"
Sipha: "Right on top of us!"
Sipha: (surprised Pikachu face)
land... not lure
you forgot her clapping
I love that shes proud of herself then realizes what she has done
Also add the fact that whenever she fires her magic in the game, it freezes even enemy projectiles, the thing is , its stuck in the air and can make you fall of a ledge.
Sypha be like:
"Great i've frozen my enemies and their attacks"
"Now how do i go forward without getting hit"
This show go from hilarious banter to bloody genocide real quick. I love it
And sometimes, both at once
For what it's worth it how shows like Berserk are so popular. Guts the MC with joke with himself if nobody else is around and during massacres. Comic Spawn did the same.
"God, you still think you're funny."
Jesus Alucard
* Floating Vampire Jesus
This one KILLED me for some reason
😂😂😂😂
I've actually used this line at work a few times. Always makes my team laugh
The sheer level of pity in that line is gold.
I feel like I'm watching a gag reel.
I’d like to see a gag real of this.
a gag reel of castlevania? what are we getting ourselves into?
Studio Platypus a damn good time
Trevor using his one brain cell for the most impractical way possible.
Sipha breaking stuff cuz God’s hate her.
Alucard been politely rude.
Yeah, I see a pattern.
Trevor: No, we can’t move this thing Sypha broke it.
Sypha: I did not!
Alucard: You kind of did.
Sypha: I do not brake things!
Trevor: So we agree she broke it?
Alucard: Oh, yes
The only thing they'll ever agree on!
You now have 444 likes. I was the 444th.
If you have both Alucard and Trevor agreeing on something, you know it's facts XD
That’s my favorite 🥰
@@yellowishgreendragon.-. mista would shoot u
Artist rendition of my last 3 brain cells
2 and a half, ones clear drunk half the time.
2 and half are alucard and sypha
trevor gets the other half
One terrifies, one disorient, and one goes over the top? ^_^
at least you have _3_ brain cells. I have 1
Drunk depressed Joseph Joestar is my favorite Castlevania character
omg
Lost SoulSilver your right , and I don’t like!
Y E S
Oh shit, it makes all sense
Trevor: Joseph
Alucard: Abbacchio
Sypha: Jolyne
Alucard: Do you do anything apart from climbing walls and throwing knives?
Grant: I climb into some of the finest brothels and into the beds of their fairest maids.
*Sypha and Alucard are incredibly horrified and disgusted*
Trevor: It's about damn time someone spoke a word of my native tongue.
Dean Wynn Where was that in the video? Lol
That would've been awesome
@@gabrielhowle2377 The real question is why couldn't this be a thing in Castlevania's Netflix series
Hopefully we get a season 3 and we have an interaction like this.
Dean Wynn Cause the writer of the series hated Grant, thought his name was stupid and left him out. They merged Trevor and Grant's traits and backstory into Trevor, the Danasty clan were disgraced nobles like the Belmont's in the series. So, probably due to that you get the hybrid Trevor.
2:51 it's the hand clapping that gets me. Sypha is like, yeay. I did a good job, but then it's like uh oh... SpaghettiOs.
SpaghettiOs
she mama'd her last-a mia
Lol
“A tired LITTLE-,”
*WHIPSMACK*
"Where did you land the castle sypha?"
"Right on top of us."
Alucard: *INHALES DEEPLY*
Rage inhale
That's the moment Alucard realized that it was actually his turn on the brain cell
@@sayospecter6731 no he realised its was Trevor's rare turn with the braincell
Here's the competence of the team broken down:
Alucard 60%
Sypha 50%
Trevor -10%
Trevors rating is too high maybe a - 28 %?
@@Mendoza-yi6qk It's an interger underflow situation.
@@Mendoza-yi6qk I feel he should have a range of 10% to -23%. He can kick ass, he's pretty good at kicking ass.
@@SirJesusFreak Yes but this is the only thing he is actually good at.
@@Mendoza-yi6qk he cant go three days without fighting so...
The way Trevor realizes he's holding a stick but still expresses confidence is so endearing
in a fight to the death nothing truly counts but that final moment
and ANYTHING, even false bravado or confidence in a wooden stick can give you the split-second you need to kill the other guy
There is no need for abridged if the series is already like this
Only to turn Dracula into a childish douchebag like they did with Alucard from Hellsing.
@@minolamycat91 Hey, the Abridged Hellsing series is still pretty funny.
@@demonwolf570 i actually like the abridged series more than the original, is that weird?
@@OneTrueWindfall I don't think so. I liked the DBZ abridged version more than the official one.
@@OneTrueWindfall Some people (myself included) like the early 2000s Hellsing more than the OVAs, so liking the abridged more than the original shouldn't be a problem.
0:22 reflexes like a cat but the brain of a turkey
👀
👄
My three whole braincells, ladies and gentlemen:
-The studious levelheaded one
-The self destructive vengeful one
-The sophisticated, semi-competent one.
It's a daily dice roll of which one is used more or less.
“It’s the Magical Door of Death, Belmont.”
The back and forth in this show is amazing. I love it.
In Trevor's defence he did actually kick ass with that stick.
It was the magic stick of death
Netflix's Castlevania, a series about corruption, bloodshed and tragedy starring my three remaining brain cells.
okay the bloodletting joke was pretty good you gotta give him that one
But Dracula would probably teach Lisa that bloodletting is unnecessary, Ironically X3
Castlevania: The Bloodletting
@@spikymarshmallow7611 Unless you're using leeches to stimulate bloodflow and keep blood vessels open when re-attaching severed limbs.
Phlebotomy 😎
@@spikymarshmallow7611 it can actually be useful for some conditions, like haemochromatosis - it means you have too much iron in your blood, so it turns acidic and starts destroying your organs. my uncle has his blood let regularly because of it, lol, he's a vampire's dream
1:32 the dracula punching was the part that got me the most lmfao.
"Ah, you must be the Belmont."
Jerom with a J yeah fuck you to make botea Yes, fuck you
When I saw that for the first time I about died
Broly style.
JunDageki Dracula’s face makes it even more hilarious, he looks like he can’t even fathom the stupidity he’s witnessing.
"We can't move this thing. Sypha broke it."
"I did not!"
"You kinda did."
"I do not break things!"
"So, we agree she broke it?"
"Oh yes."
This fkn scene was golden omg
hello is this actually what castlevania is like because I’ve been under the assumption it was a super serious series
Castlevania is definitely a pretty serious, grisly series. It does have moments of comedy and the main trio have some very fun banter (which this video is supposed to highlight), but it is absolutely by no means a comedy and is rated M for a reason.
valkyria Well either way I’m watching it because of you and I love it
There is also some of (usually) gore based dark humor. Which is always fun in such kinds of shows..! ^^
@@angies3057 "Yeah, f.. you" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 That's true friendship right there.
@@yaimamartinez9576 lol 😂😂😂
I'm 90% convinced that this is just a DnD-campaign. How else would you get chemistry like this?
Holy crap! It IS a DND campaign! 😂
The writers probably did do a DND campaign of this.
@arnold jayeola SO Dracula is the GM, the Angel of Murphy.
Trevor: Variant Human Battle Master/Kensei Monk
Sypha: Variant Human Evocation Wizard
Alucard: Dhampir Eldritch Knight/Bladesinger
Keeping in mind this post came after Tasha’s Cauldron of Everything.
@@lt.branwulfram4794 You just KNOW Trevor has tavern brawler.
1:33 That sync with the music is incredible.
Alucard: Where did you land the castle Sypha???
Sypha: Right on top of us! *claps until she realizes what she just did*
Me: Oh this gets me everytime.
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D gets me too,and that cute,guilty face Sypha made realizing what she did ....
That moment,when you want to make things right,but The Karma had another plans ...😜
My bf is on the powerhouse animation team and I sent him this to cheer him on as he works on season 3, thank you ❤
Oh fuck yeah!!
Please tell him he's a massive legend and has helped to make one of my favourite series of the last few years 🙂
There's a season 3 coming? OH LAWDY YES!!!
Do your best, get good food, get good sleep, and do stuff you guys enjoy! Us fans are patiently waiting with baited breath...
Well, they fucking ROCK. And since they're supposedly working on Masters of the Universe too..GOD BLESS.
"This show is not a comedy." -one of the show's staff, probably
"This is a comedy movie. I don't care what anybody tells me."
-
The Cosmonaut Variety Hour, Sam Raimi's Spider-Man Trilogy - Worse Than You Remember (after the Green Goblin throws Dr. Mendel Stromm out of a window)
"Eat shit and die."
"Yes, fuck you."
Truly the greatest friendship
I have never felt so connected with Trevor until he put that wooden plank against the door
“Where did you land the castle Sypha?”
“Right on top of us.”
_claps in proud excitement_
*_realization of what she’s just done sinking in_*
1:12
His hair is so holy not even fire can burn it
Funny that his hair is holy while being half vampire lmao
@@maestreiluminati87 no no alucard is actually holy. his mum was holy so he is also
Zerri you worrying about the wrong thing
His dumbass bumped his head trying to get up 🤣🤣🤣
Alucard is Holy and Dark at the same time I think..
Loreal
0:56 How you greet your best friend
Queen Karma 0:33 is how I greet everyone
They are literally a D&D party!
Wish i could relate
Alucard: Where did you land the castle?
Sypha: Right on top of us :D
Alucard: !!! :O
Trevor: !!! :O
Background musicians: (Stops playing music) :O
Sypha: :) ........ D:
It was more of :D.....:d
Now, every time I play Castlevania 3, this is gonna be running through my head, and I won't be able to concentrate because this'll be running through my head.
The part where his punching Dracula LMAO😂😂😂😂
It's like me trying to overcome my problems~
Dracs: You must be the Belmont :)
2:38 It’s like anytime I have a cool idea in my head in D&D, it always works infinitely worse in practice
DM: The party finds a empty room with a mummified corpse in the middle, it seems to be wearing valuable equipment
Cleric: This is very clearly a trap but I’ll walk in anyway
DM: The moment you walk into the room you feel all the air in your lungs being sucked out, the room is basically a magical vacuum chamber, now start rolling death saves
Me: *Brain expanding with the force of a supernova as I get an idea* I would like to combine the crowbar with 50ft of hempen rope to create a “Crowbar Grappling Hook”
DM: Alright then, you fashion a makeshift grappling hook what do you want to do?
Me: I’ll throw it at the cleric and reel him out of the room with it
DM: Alright, roll for strength
Me: *Nat 1*
DM: The crowbar hits the cleric in the testicles and he fails 1 of his death saves
"Its the magical door of death, Belmont."
Alucard, 2019.
"I'm armed with a.... *realizes he's literally just holding a stick* a stick!!!"
Trevor Belmont, 2019.
Technically, it's set in 1497.
They have such strong d&d party energy it’s ridiculous
0:44 it won't be the last time he climbs on top of you
"Where did you land the castle, Sypha?"
"Right on top of us!"
"...You've been hanging out with Belmont for too long."
Ladies & Gentlemen our magical trio. how did we survive only God knows
If this is humanities best hope? On a scale of 1 to fucked where do we land?
KalebGrimm Really fucked.
Roll for initiative.
God doesn't know he was trying to kill them the entire time just ask Sypha
Wrong,even God didn't know that ;-) :-P
I loved this series, but fml it's almost impossible sometimes to get the hell they're saying without subs.
It's moments like these that made me forget I cried like a baby during the final encounter between Dracula and Alucard, leading me phone my dad and tell him how much I love him
And then that final scene with Alucard, where he flat out breaks down.
1:34 This had me giggling like an idiot for minutes after the video was over.
Fool Slayer I believe this is how Dracula realized that he’s fighting Belmont.
@@yegorlarychev9810 first my wife dies.
then my son leaves me
now the belmonts show up
and he is punching me like im sort sort of weak skeleton. what did i do wrong.
@@yegorlarychev9810 "Pfeh. Of course the belmont has only the smarts to punch me like this is a bar fight."
Sypha:I put the castle right on top of us!
Sypha: *surprised pikachu face*
these sound so much like outtakes of failed voice lines and the fact that this is just.. what the show's dialogue is is hilarious
"It's a magical door of death, Belmont." kills me every time.
it still does
The comedy in this show flows too naturally
this is my favorite video because it 100% sounds like some parody version of the show if you haven't seen it but that's actually the dialogue skjfhdjf
"I could pee in a bucket and tell him it's beer."
"Sypha! He saved your life!"
"He's rude."
Oh no, it's just an anime about my D&D group...
Yup, these are our heroes. We’re fucked aren’t we.
2:46 I like how Alucard asks.
It's that kind of look.
You know, the "I'm confused as fuck but I know for a fact that you did something dumb." kind of look
As usual, the team has a collective 5 braincells between them, and Sypha has permanent ownership of four.
the last one broke me, where did you land the castle ????
RIGHT ON TOP OF US; AND SHE FKING CLAPS WITH SO MUCH PRIDE AND ACCOMPLISHMENT LIKE WHOHOOOOOOO I DID WELL; IM SO PROUD RIGHT NOW.
the clapping just was the kicker for me
That last one just sells with that excited clapping, "RIGHT ON TOP OF US"
1:33 for those who want to see Trevor trying his best to punch Dracula in the face.
Can’t wait until they introduce Grant and make it an extremely competent quartet.
grant would be like... what in the actual shit is this band of merry children.
fuck this
OR maybe Trevor fill finally have a... "partner" in crime ;)
4 years late, but about that...
I watched the first episode of this and decided it wasn't for me- this video has changed my mind
The first episode is really different from the rest from the series. If I recall correctly it is Dracula and Alucard's mom meeting
I wasn't sucked in until Trevor was introduced. Now I love it.
her little clap, then sudden horror realizing lol
“where did you land the castle, sypha?”
“right on top of us!”
sypha’s self applause followed by sudden realization is one of the funniest parts in the entire show
This like Nami getting stuck with Zoro and Sanji for 3 mins
"floating vampire jesus" will forever be my favourite line
0:02 well, no more belmonts.
Edit: NVM-
*Me reading the title and expecting it to be for real,but it's actually ironic*
Ah,sarcasm
Love the reference
I love how proud Sypha is with herself about where she landed the castle. That little clap. 2:46
“Where did you plant the castle Sypha?”
“Right on top of us!...” wait no
I love how well humour and a serious tone are balanced in this show
*"I'm armed with a... A stick!"*
god i love them
I like how Sypha is like « I landed the castle right on top of us so we didn’t have to walk or run into anymore enem- ... OH WAIT ! »
Alucard: Where did you land the castle, Sypha?
Sypha: Right on top of us! :D *clapclapclap*..........*realisation hits* D:
I'd love the trio
I love da trio
1:34 Dracula's like...
*"is he for real?"*
Let’s be real seeing Trevor trying so hard to block the door with just a plank of wood is adorable
“It’s the magical door of death, belmont” is probably my favorite thing i ever heard Alucard say
Sypha casually saying "penises" kills me every time--
"Where did you land the castle, Cypha?"
"Right on top of us! :D"
I love the slight panic on Alucard's face when he goes to asks where she put the castle
(Kicks vampire in the crouch)
Please this isn’t a bar fight; have some class.
(Proceeds to headbutt to the face)
1:34 I love how the music syncs with punching Dracula in the face two times.
I just love Trevor and Alucard's interactions. Best frenemies for life!😂😂😂
I thought this would be the only 3 minutes where they were competent. I mean, the series went about 6 hours, so at an expected ratio of 100:1, 3 minutes total of competence sounded about right...