Bert Kreischer Thought He Had to Sleep with Will Smith & His 12 Friends to Get a Job (Part 6)
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In this clip, Bert Kreisher spoke about getting an offer to audition for Will Smith's company, which led to a deal contingent on him meeting and getting along with Will. Bert explained that all of the meetings went well and Will invited him to see a movie. When Bert called to tell his dad the good news, his father warned Bert about Will possibly wanting to sleep with him, which is what his Dad heard male celebrities were into. Nervous yet hopeful, Bert went to the meeting, which ended up being him, Will, DJ Jazzy Jeff, Kool Moe Dee, Biz Markee, and other rappers at Planet Hollywood, where they watched "American Pie." To hear more, including how Bert stood up Will for their second meeting, hit the above clip.
Bert’s instincts were spot on. Don’t let reason interfere with reality.
His instincts were actually dead wrong.
Facts, cause last time i checked. You can only "stand up", someone you have a date with. Plus I've never heard man tell his friend "you stood me up". Anybody with doubts, notice that he keeps saying, "i got a show, right after this".
This didn’t age well…They were probably grooming him… no group of 13 grown men get together every night to watch movies together…
Meanwhile that 2nd movie was gonna be starring Bert and 13 black dudes
The words of the late great Paul Mooney: "If God doesn't destroy Hollywood he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology."
Damn! That's deep
That’s fax. God will destroy Hollywood. It’s just a matter of time.
@Treedom Vellacroix Wait til jesus returns
@Treedom Vellacroix You'll regret saying that
The Great Paul Mooney
Who else scrolled past then went back like “wait hold on?”😳😳😳
Right, I read the title and scrolled for a second then came back like wait a minute man 🤔
Lol 😂 me
Bro i was like, no way i read that right🤣😭
Yup lol😂🤣😂
✋🏾
at this point, too many people are saying the same thing about what goes on in hollywood and the industry.
Facts
and the normie npcs just laugh... its so fucked up. even people who believe it just laugh. people are sociopathic scum
and at that point when everyone says the same thing you know something is not right!
I feel like it’s still not enough talking about it
Went to the comments soon as I saw the title
right, 😭😭😂😄😅😅🤣💀💀👀
cuz you usually do... thats hollyweird! gay butt love🤢
Everyone Did
I read the synopsis 1st lol
FACTS!
His dad is 100% the real MVP😂😂
It funny because he admits he would have blown Will Smith or took it in the pooper
The shamelessness in which he told this story is gold..pure gold.
Yes 😂
@@curtissavage2840 no shame at all lol
He was excited to tell it and seemed up for the challenge. That's what made me laugh.
@@willellis502 None 🤣
It's also shamelessness how you work the cream right out without using your hands. Your are a talented individual.
This shit got real as fuck recently.
It's almost like there are sex predators in every profession. And for 1 Diddy there are hundreds of people in Hollywood who are not like Diddy.
@@icewinddale2675 Lmao you're really lost huh? a damn shame
@@icewinddale2675 wow. u are a sad clueless clown. wake tf up and smell the ashes tard
@@Ichiban347 imagine being an apologist for this shit in light all the predators.
Yeah not ALL Hollywood, but too damn many , and the ones that aren't cut like that are too few
@@icewinddale2675Dale. They ain't gonna see this and Diddy won't f@k you. Stop it.😂
Puff daddy would of asked him are u ready to take that take that. 😂
😭😭😭😭
Lmfao 🤣
🤣😂🤣
"Why ain't you come to my birthday party"
😂😂😂
Lmao mann yall got problems😂😂😂
This is why its important to have parents in your life.
Absolutely!
There are people who are still messed up even with two parents in their life.
LOOOOL
He was gone get fucked that 2nd movie night 🤣
Yeah your right Hitler had both his parents
This goes on to prove that no matter how Old or Grown you think you are....Parental Guidance can still be very welcome and Relevant
💯 % Facts.. 👌🏽.. 🤣🤣
If he was a good parent he wouldn’t have let him go.
Bert’s Dad =GOAT, can he adopt me I made some real stupid choices 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kudos to his dad for having his son's back before anyone else did.
🤣
😂😂
🤔😂😂
Loooooooollllll
This guuyyy🤣🤣🤣
Bert's dad was putting him on game 😂😂😂💯💯
For sure because they do do that in Hollywood.
Pops was right but I don’t think he listened 🤦♂️
He offered him up for anything to happen to him.
Real nigga and he’s woke 😂
@fila suit And didn't tell him not to go? But i believe he did and left that out? I believe they did mess with him? And he isn't saying it. But beating around it... he just looks like he wanted to tell what really happen? He said he was drunk? And on that what age was he? These antichrist spirits on these people are going to bust open hell!!! And i don't have or feel pity for them.... ugh jazzy jeff? Now i didn't know he was one as well?
Something tells me he left out a few parts. He's waaayyy too enthusiastic about discussing getting rammed by a dozen men.
Potentially.
After hearing it from his dad...He played out this moment in his head hoping they would have taken his azz to pound town it doesn't happen and now he's piss
@@shawnrich1230 He does seem a little disappointed that it didn't happen. It's like he missed out on an experience.
He white. You know he manipulating the story.
💯💯
Derrick blah blah too long name -- TOO FUNNY
Bert's dad is an absolute hero!
he was 20 steps ahead
no he wasn't nothing was gonna happen to him. And the idea that men fuck dudes because they're tired of pussy isn't a thing. Sexuality doesn't work that way.
His dad was the real MVP in this 💀💀💀
That’s the kind of dad you want, someone that’s straight up with you hahaha
He did get fucked. Hurt too much to go back for the ROUND 2
🤣😝🤣Best Dad ever!!!!
His dad is truly the mvp! He was a real one, I just hope he didn't....
Yes, saved his life
This was the funniest interview ever. When his dad said “aww buddy, he’s trying to fuck ya.” I died!!
Lmao
Truly 😂🤣😂
I dieeedddd toooo 😂😂😂😂
Lmboooooo
😂😅🤣😅😂
He went fully prepared to get tossed...😳😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣exactly
Obviously likes salad
😂😂😂😂
And seemed disappointed when it didn't happen. "Aww man, I could have f*cked Cool Mo D?!" 🤨😒
His honesty is all we want in these interviews
When he thinks he's gonna suck 12 rods he shows up but when he finds out he's just watching movies he thinks it's weird and doesn't show lol
Right. Don't add up.
@Ken Fung well spoken.
Guess his friend must've really motivated him with that warning 😂😂😂
Hahahahaha
Woooww that is suspect. Good point....🤦♂️
The phone conversation with his dad had me in tears 😆
Me to, in tears lol
Dog got to be one of the funniest stories by anybody that convo 😁😂🤣🤣
😭😭😭😭😭😫😫😫😫😫😫🤣🤣🤣
Well at least his dad knew what was up back then. 😂🤣☠ Hollywood is sick.
Just back then? Most likely still in practice
@@rocklouis2904 uhhhh. but he was 100% wrong.... wtf is wrong with you....
@@XaphillyatedX have you been under the bed, did you miss out on all the weinstein fiasco, are you slow on catching up. These are the same group of people, duuh
@@rocklouis2904 he's a goofy. What you expect
@@XaphillyatedX sheep
Dad knew what was up!
He knew his throat and or ass was about to get blowed out and def blew in for certain!!
Why does it sound like his Dad is having a flash back from some ish he went through? 🤦🏾♂️ 😆
Or something worse
Probably because his dad seen the Movie of Will Smith fucking the guy. Lol
@@sonicthehedgehog8348 Finally someone mentions the movie, like that was his first role and he was deadass butt naked
Frat boy ish.....
Exactly!
I swear Bert is like a 16 year old school girl when it comes to Will Smith & Hip Hop stars😂😂
he was that night...
@@TheJimmyClip Bruh that comment was 2 months ago 😂
A lot of white men are
Weak
Nigga look sweet af
YOOOOO.!! i died laughing when he talked about his dad 😂😂😂🤦🏽♂️
Youre my only son.
😂😂😂😂lol
His dad is a hilarious dude.
his dad is funny af
I'm sure you did. You laugh to keep from crying. Bye the way how has your daddy been treating you lately.
That whole part with his dad sounded like a scene from Rick and Morty 🤣🤣🤣
Soooo he was gonna let a whole train get ran on him or whatever
Normally no..but its Will Smith
This Shit Krazy 😭😭😭
@ Blckgalmagic.....LMAO
He’s a comedian. Relax
Gino Tiberi Issa easy cover up it’s his “stand up” 😂😂😂
Sounds like subconsciously he went in hoping what his Dad said was true and when it turned out not to be that at all he stayed home the next day 🤣
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😍
Lool
That second movie would have been his turn out party. They wine and dine yo ass first. Make you comfortable. The devil plays them tricks slow and steady.
You'd know huh?
Got you, huh! 🤔
🙄 grow the fuck up. Humanity will do anything but hold itself accountable for the shit they do
You right. One of the Devils best tricks, is to give you everything that you think you want..
Yeah I got a feeling his pops was right...the universe has a weird way of communicating with us there’s a reason why he didn’t go the second time I feel
Lmmfao “so im thinking to myself oh great, i gotta eff this guy too?” HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂🤣
So basically Will Smith is an awesome person and the title of this video was purely click-bait.
This is so fucked up
Vlad King of Clickbait. Stretch a 30 min interview into 6 videos for the views smh
Everyone tries to drag Will Smith down, because of the rumours surrounding his family and relationship. Nothing has been proven and he continues to be a great human being.
Why does he still have a platform
@@JayChadwickRugby yea then he let August Alsina ruin it
“I know he’s bringing Jazzy Jeff...” 😂
Jizzy Jeff I'd say
@@prestigepme HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA 😐
@@prestigepme Stiffy Jizzdan
That was hilarious haha
I scrolled past as he said it🤣🤣🤣
Imagine watching american pie for the first time with will smith
I wonder what they think of the infamous pie scene
😂😂😂😂
Id be so giddy. Gay or not, its will fucking smith. I'll take my chances.
@@G-TV_TheOneManArmy Bert woulda still ate that pie.
Awkward 😂😂😂😵
Dude, you’re the big fish that got away. That’s actually freakin awesome.
His father really loves him .... and he’s clearly negotiable.
😂😂😂😂
💀💀💀
😂😂😂
Good dad
Ctfu
When he said that his Pops said “Oh, Buddy, he’s trying to phuk you!” 😭💀Funniest sh!t ever! I will definitely check out this dudes comedy!
Bert Kreisher is a whole fool. His Netflix specials are crazy. 😂🤣🤣😅😆😆
This guy is fuckin hilarious bruh u gotta watch everything he got on Netflix 🔥🚦
😂😂😂😂
his podcast with 2 Bears 1 Cave with fellow stand up Tom Segura is easily the funniest show online, I promise
Yeah...hes super funny
Again. Why is Vlad always trying to homosexualize black men?
brownin329, Look at him and his guest they get off on that S*****. All giggly and super excited.
Welp!!!! I think its just like Politics the wolves an the foxes
He want them to hear, and invite him.....so he can touch his toes...he do palates
Nah, those particular black men are homosexualizing themselves.
Maybe because Men in Hollywood be on that homosexual escapes 😂....black and white 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love this dude he was just himself! People aren't allowed to be this real no more man this interview was beautiful because of him.
Bert told the truth without fully admitting to doing it.
Exactly 😊💯
"I knew I made the right move when I turned down the offer of sleeping with agents just to become a big name in comedy or book the biggest stand up gigs.."' tk kirkland
Y yt?
Please make videos of making fun tk please 💀💀💀💀
LowKey. He probably went thru with it. He should've kept that story to himself.
One ?
Who raised you n****
Dad warned him.
Yo tk..is this shit real.. Mfs really on some low key funny shit to get certain people famous?
@@mrcleo419 very true , they are sick fuckers .
This guy was so down to sleep with guys for work. Sad. He actually seemed excited about doing it.
A groupie
Now he's getting work. Safe to assume he went through with it.
Damn hip hop heads really don't get comedy
Not funny if you a straight man and u sucking and fawking celebrity men to get ahead of fame in a devilistic Entertainment business
He prolly gay already
Omg 😂 his dad was spot on 😂
So we just gonna act like he wasn't Ready to go threw with it
Through
Threw with it, genius...your observations are amazing, buncha dumb ppl
He was like it wasn’t exactly a deal breaker. His energy was like “let’s just hurry up and get it over with and then never speak of it again. Lol” 🤦🏾♂️
Dude was ready for the business!😂
And that his dad was coaching him
What I learned as a artist from this is “if you wanna be his peer don’t ask to take a picture with him” [gems]
Why would you want to? I can't stand the fame game I just like to work
That should be a no brainer.
LOL “Aww Buddy.... He’s Tryna Fawk ya” 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
Right! Lmao
Such a white dad response lmaooo
Lol i know. Those unexpected lines are the best
@@KurosakiLuvar01 Love from me will cure your racism.
😂 I was just speechless after Daddy said what he said. I was like I’m dead☠️
Im dying laughing...His Dad still told him to go🤣😂🤣
His dad knows who his son is and what he likes.
" Just show up!"...smh
😂😭🤣
You're going to be batman son! Joe Rogan on the Harvey Weinstein scandal.
I know!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He sounds like he was down with it from the jump..
If want that fame and riches sometimes you got to do it
@@DaMidnitezorro I'd rather be broke then..
@@keithsmith7224 Ms. Smith living the broke life can be rather difficult. I personally encourage the less fortunate to have sex with the global elites if you desire to resolve your financial hardship.🤷🏾♂️
@@DaMidnitezorro 😂😂😂 I'm a man. Its my deceased mom pic..🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
@@keithsmith7224 Sorry for loss Mr.Smith.. 😢 My mother is deceased as well, lost her when I was freshman in high school.
VLAD IS REALLY GETTING "TURNED ON" BY THIS CONVERSATION
VLAD wants to be black so bad, he got that BBC craving
LMFAO
Vlad LOL like the dad on step brothers
@@JangoMike yo chill 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Vlad gets orgasms from self snitching 😏
Clearly gets his sense of humor from his Dad! 😂 😂
His dad was serious lol
Why did his dad let him go smh.
I believe he didn't go the 2nd time because he felt something like his dad said would occur for certain this time. This way he can come on Vlad and jokingly and honestly say nothing happened this time and make Will and the others seem like swell people. So it is a win-win for everyone.
Man. Thats really thinking ahead.....a lot. lol
Right lol I think they was trying to initiate him but wanted him to have his guard down so they didn’t do it on the first meeting .. they was trying to feel him out to see if he was open to it … they was not low they was watching us mood and the energy he was giving off and was thinking to themselves he’s not ready yet let’s wait smh
Agreed. Especially after what Orlando Brown and so many others are saying
@@helena3631 lol
I love this shit, mane
His Dad was real asf😆😆
I remember one of katt williams stand ups and he talked about the Hollyweird parties them celebrities are somethin else
It's too bad you will never get to experience such fun times. You will have to just settle with getting passed around in the hood at basement parties.
@@shannonbegood587 lol i can get women bro i dnt have to be easy like u
@@shannonbegood587 your comment made no sense the only thing thats getting passed around at basement parties is your mother thats only if you even have one
Yes, they are.
@@shannonbegood587 lmaoooo I’m high and this shit is sooo funny
Bert: "We're going to the movies."
Dad: "What?!" "On a date?"
Bert: "I don't know. I really didn't ask."
🤣
“I showed up completely expected to be a glitzy gladiator tonight”
Glizzy*
Glizzy
Bert: I didn't know which door he's coming through.
Me: The back door 🤣🤣
Papahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣
Twice.
Underrated comment😂
😂😂😂😂
That's the only door, when it comes to these satanic perverts.
man.. all the comedic legends glads had on the show and i’ve never heard him laugh uncontrollably like this. this is definitely his type of humor
Mine too lmao. He’s literally doing standup the whole interview 😂
Bert gets a lot of shit in the comedy community but he is a legitimately funny person
Michael Scott what do they say
@@RareRacks - not so much from other comedians, more so from the fans. Mostly because he is a story teller, not so much a joke writer. he performs shirtless. he’s the party/frat comedian. his whole shtick seems a little gimmicky from the outside looking in, but I love Bert and follow most of the things he does. I think he is hilarious.
@@RareRacks they say he's all marketing and no talent. Everything is about taking his shirt off and drinking.
Worked with Will on All Of Us. And I agree, that dude has IT. You could literally feel his energy and I remember thinking. Even If he wasn't a famous actor or rapper whatever this guy chooses 2 do he will be successful.
When my friends asked me about him I literally felt like a flamer cause I gushed over how intelligent, humble, kind and every other great thing you could say about a human.
Is Why You Do NOT Ever Push A Gentle Man's Hand ✔️
That’s da demonic aura your feeling
@Sevside kev Not my business on what goes on with a grown man and his wife behind closed doors.
Is he gay?
They put you on the casting couch too huh.
He walked into the room and I could FEEL his energy!!!
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P diddy would request a movie night with their shirts off
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Like school b.ball shirts or skins 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
That was funny.
Whilst calling ea one of them daddy every other word
Imagine Will watching this video, snapping his finger and shaking his head, “Damn, I knew I should’ve done it on the first “movie” night!”
"Why'd I bring Jeff?"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bert’s dad sounds like a wise man 😂
This was a dope ass interview. Everyone has heard that rumor about Will (and Puffy) for years. I'm glad it had a regular, normal ending. Props to Bert for keeping it real.
He didn’t keep it “real” that’s some BS
No!
We have also heard the same rumor about you for years. Only difference is with you it's not a rumor.
@@shannonbegood587 yeah, right. Real mature. 🙄
He kept it real with some key details missing
Entanglement
Crying meme
Reunion
Aunt Viv
12 men....
Will Smith keeping his brand going on quarantine
Only thing missing is 6 seasons of the Fresh Prince on Netflix
lol
If all news is good news...😬
One love
This is the most intricate comment of 2020
And don’t forget the Joyner Lucas “Will” single!!
Bert seems to make Glad laugh more than 99% of his guests. I been following Bert and Tom and years and it's cool to see this version of Bert! Hell of a story teller! Good ol Barf Cushner
Dude was def ready to risk it all! 😂
He did it. Stop being goofy read in between the lines.
“I
know he’s bringing jazzy Jeff “😂😅😂😅😂😂🤣
That part got me 😂💀
And as usual “Charlie Mack is the first out the limo.” It’s one of his old songs in case you aren’t aware of the reference.
He Dj while he getting it lol
Will was looking for some entanglement 😂
Yup
Not even close.
:Bert Kreischer: So, do i have to sleep with you to get the job? :Will Smith: Um, No, we don't do that here.
:Bert Kreischer: fk, I wanted something to go home and tell my Dad. 😂
Lies just not at Planet Hollywood but definitely done somewhere else
@@BlackfootTribalPrincess 😂😭
No disrespect but will smith definitely might’ve popped this guy cherry
He lowkey telling the secrets
Exactly. They show you plain in sight. The devil operates like that because he knows most are too damn dumb to see between the lines.
He's saying it didn't happen when it did
@@jimmygarcia7250 💀💀
Exactly that is why he didnt show up the next time
Yeah he got some type of vibe that told his ass not to come back if not more than that that he's just not telling
Will Smith & Jazzy Jeff are really awesome humble guys in real life. I met them in my younger years when they were doing the Fresh Prince of Bellaire and they came here to Detroit to mentor the children of the summer youth program. They spent most of the day with us, played basketball with the fellas, cracked some jokes, ate lunch with us, etc. It was definitely a pleasure meeting both of them cause the way they are on the set they’re that same way in person... Humble and very down to earth!!
"mentor the children..." rrright...
Their still demonic, well Will is
Swingers
Freaks don’t always fly their flags. If they are humble and charismatic they can pull you in.
He was so nervous he didn't even know he was with some of his hip hop idols. That's crazy!!!🤣
He wasn't looking at faces 🤣🤣🤣😆
@@DirtyJamesUK 🤣🤣🤣
He was just throwing out familiar names in hip hop, he’s clearly not really a hip hop fan!!! 😏😏😏
Wills a pedophile
Can’t fool his ol Salty Dog Daddy!! His Gay-dar was on point!!😂
When he was mimicking his dad he sounded so much like Seth Rogen
Yea he did lol
Him not showing up to see Will again for movie night actually probably made Will like him more.
damn
That Title is wild
I know
Man I was bout to say the same shit😂
Who's here after the Duane Martin and Will Smith situation?
Wow this story he’s telling says it all will is satanic af lol
Bruh 😂 yes that's why I'm here 😂
@@fredtorres8579 Will probably was gonna ef him the 2nd date.
This interview might give Boosie a run for his money! Hilarious 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
He’s not going to want to talk about this lol
Bra this dude has definitely sucked his way to the top
When you're too nice as a black man you get mistaken for a homosexual.
Bahahaha okay bra oooookayyy
Facts
Why just a black man maybe i think that bout white guys too?!
When you're to nice as a rich famous person
That has nothing to do with being black 😂😂
This is the craziest story ever told here. Just crazy funny and well done.
how is it funny? i really dont get how child rape and the vast satnaical pedo child genociding ring of hollywood is funny. but whatever if ur a sociopath like you i guess :333333
He did it. Telling a different story covering up for will
Nah. He's been busy fucking Joe Rogan to keep his career goung.
Yeah, he probably took it from behind.
Right.... Exactly
@@kendrabennett2843 with glee
WILL SLAPPED DEM CHEEKS
I never heard of this guy but I LOVE HIM!!!! U got a new fan
Check him out on Netflix. Funny AF
He's a fruit
Check out his podcast(s)
Specifically, 2 bears 1 cave
Good father’s are important in a young mans life!
"i'm not sure thats what this is but look you're my only son i want to warn you, i don't want you to go there unprepared" lmao ... Bert's dad had better intuition than 90 percent of people at that time.
I don't know this dude but he's a brilliant storyteller.
Absolutely hilarious. Great interview.
He had a Netflix series… something like Bert’s cabin…
It was the funniest most ridiculous show ever.🤣👍
He's literally famous for telling stories hahaha
I can imagine how it happened
Will:Don't be so stingy Bert!
“I need it. I need it right now”
@@timstradley5819 I'm sweating like a black man
That was the night Bert got turned out😂🤣
This guy is funny I am surprised I never saw this interview before 😂😂😂😂
He was prepared for ANYTHING!! 🤣🤣🤣
Nice way of saying he would have sucked all those rods if asked.
@@peacebeyondpassion2 EXACTLY!!
😆 This story is too god damn *CRAZY!* This guys dad sounds funny too. Just from the way his dad was talking, I want to hear more! 😁
I wanna hear from dad. He sounds hilarious.
I suspect he will be a regular on Vlad. (Godfrey's replacement)
And to think, all Vlad had to do is apologize, arrogant prick.😒
Yeah apologize for saying farahkhan said to throw rocks at Jews. Farahkhan loves Jews.
@@yafeelmestevens6256 yall are so sensitive
@@yafeelmestevens6256 yep, apologize for whatever he Tells you to apologize for, and keep it movin.😒
@@R-Mean1000 yes massa we iz so sensatis
Well, at least his dad warned him, which was a good thing because he went in starstruck and green, not knowing what could’ve happened. Luckily for him, it didn’t could’ve wound up like a “Diddy” thing which would’ve been much worse.
😩😩😩"I Know He's Bring'n Jazzy Jeff"
😭😭😭
Lmao
Bert is turning this into one of the greatest interviews ever... 😂😂😂
Hey Man. I've been watching a lot of your interviews these past couple of months. And hands down, this was the funniest and intriguing at the same time. When he got to calling his dad, I couldn't stop laughing. Keep it up.
😭😭😭.. 🤣🤣🤣..
His dad laid him with the “Dudes tryin’ to fuck you” line and I died 😂😂