Jim Cornette Reviews Christian Cage Renaming Luchasaurus & Nick Wayne on AEW Dynamite
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ต.ค. 2024
- From Episode 510 of the Jim Cornette Experience
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The "logic" of everything that happens in AEW comes from the mind of someone who has watched way too much wrestling and hasn't lived enough in the real world.
Maybe. But he has 3 mansions to consume all that wrestling. Lol
@@shawngreenidge3591 huh?
@@shawngreenidge3591his dad gave him that money😅😂
@@shawngreenidge3591in the words of brian last thanks guys…
Billionaires never interact with the real world
I wish Christian did his “Peep Show” skits in AEW, but called them “Father Knows Best”.
Sorry to say, but this was dumber than the plumber😅🤣😂
Brilliant!
Huh No bro just no
@TheEverlastnScar Okay lady
Tony needs to buy the rights to father figure by george michael
Massive missed opportunity for Luchasaurus to be unmasked here.
or a new better mask
Unmask this dude, this "Luchassaurus" thing is so goofy....
@@klawstecno2083I don't think goofy is the word, more like dumb as shit
"Bah Gawd! It's that guy from Big Brother!!!"
even more hilarious now that i found out its Austin from Big Brother 17
Christian Cage needs an award for Father of the Year, he has Out. Fathered. Everyone.
Maybe the paternity suits are tied up in the courts. Just like Stan Lane😂
The mentor
I was going to wear my “world’s greatest dad” shirt today and didn’t. I’m not Christian Cage.
I think he really don't care about AEW honestly 😂
@@everlastnscar. unfortunately, yeah... Christian didn't do too hot in TNA either.
We now know why Vince didn't think Christian was a main eventer. To me, Christian is by far the better promo than Edge.
💯 the better promo
Straight Facts . Christian should've been World Champion was before Edge
A lot of people say that. Booker T and Kurt Angle always praise Christian
You should see this week's promo between them
Christian in 2000-2002 did NOT look like a main eventer but Edge did.
“He thought Christian was ugly…facially” 😂😂😂😂😂
I been convinced for a while now the Christian really doesn't give a fuck about all these AEW jobbers and really is there for the money and will bounce once his contract ends 🤣
And there it is.
Imagine if Dominik had a real father like Christian.
He did tho #RIPLatinoHeat
Rhea is papi
The Blue Dot would've been CRAZY over in that era of WWE if it played out on screen as described. That's exactly the kind of esoteric weirdness that encapsulates the WWE aesthetic.
They should give Nick Wayne the blue dot gimmick
Let’s give the entire AEW product the blue dot treatment or Hypnotoad it will boost the ratings
Nick Wayne burst out laughing at one point!
He had 1 job to do.....
him and his mom are marks im sure they laugh and hug in the back lmao
@@SUPERPOWERCHINA_ What do you mean? The kid had a shit eating smirk on his face the entire time like he was about to bust out laughing....... Christian is talking serious to him and he's sitting there barely able to contain himself. Ruined what was already a bad segment.
@@SUPERPOWERCHINA_ "kid" and "yer"..... just announce your an idiot huh? It was totally awesome if you ignore the kid laughing and his mom acting like a mark......... It was really cool how she just laid there and played dead until edge came in the ring, really believable. FYI you need to be over the age of 21 start calling people "kid" and even then you look stupid.
Vince didn’t like Christian’s look, because Christian is what a Real Father looks like.
Jim has a way being so rational... He makes AEW look so.... stupid lol
That’s like making Skye Blue look attractive. It’s not difficult.
They do a fine job of that on their own, they don't need Corny's help.
All wrestling looks stupid when you apply reason to it
Yes, AEW not so stupid
@@madhatter8508nah good wrestling makes sense, or at least seems plausible
With all this paternity stuff going on with Christian his name should be "Big daddy C" 😂
'She ran outta the back like...Ri-HOE.' Lol
Nick should've been renamed Nick Cage, that would've justified his mom coming out and made Christian's follow-up attack that he is a better father than Buddy Wayne, and that Nick was going to disown him even if he wasn't dead, hit even harder.
As for the mom getting knocked out, that's really some big nitpick when refs and even full blown wrestlers get knocked out from the same innocuous kind of blows all the time?
I don't think nic cage would like that 😂
Could be a tag team with Johnny Cage.
That is actually great.
It would get Nick over.
Corny already says Christian Bails half the time, add a Nick Cage and make the dinosaur the goofy animal companion and we'd have a recipe for more terrible AEW video skits.
I still crack up thinking of the promo in WWE were Positively DDP was trying to teach Christian to smile because he was so negative all the time , or something to that effect . And Christian made the goofiest faces "trying " to smile !!! Too funny . It reminded me of Moe the bartender from The Simpsons attempting to contort his face into a smile like it had been so long since he was happy he forgot how to do so ! lol
Christian’s “Positively Page” smile will always be one of the funniest things ever.
So in AEW a member of the audience was about to be hit with a chair while she was laying pass out on the mat and not at anytime AEW security made a attempt to stop this from happening cause as far as we know Nick Wayne's mom is not a member of the AEW roster booker of the year Tiny Khan
She came running from back stage though. Not from the crowd
Still weird though. Why would she be back there of nick disowned her.
The thing that's completely phony, is Luchasauras bumped into the Mom, how I would bump into somebody on a sidewalk, and she was knocked out completely unconscious.
She got knocked out cold.
@@malapert_smarkcolder than a banker's heart
This type of angle was done way better in ECW between the Sandman and Raven.
I love the Unprettier as a name. Not sure why it gets shit on.
Its a great name for a finisher!
It fit perfectly with the “Totally Awesome” E and C gimmick.
Same
Softies of this generation will find it offensive
Father of the Year, The Patriarch of Wrestling, The Instant Father, Christian Cage.
" 8:50 Giant lizard that might be a physical threat" sounds like a Godzilla movie!
While I totally get Jim and Brian's criticism of all of this... I gotta say I was dying laughing during all this. Christian's commitment to everything he says and his ability to not laugh or crack up is incredible. He for me these days is one of the must watch parts of AEW, I won't disagree Edge destroying Nick Wayne in front of his mom makes no sense if he is the baby face. But at this point I just take random nonsense happening in things I'm enjoying as the norm with AEW and try to let it slide if possible.
AEW is in a bad way, but at least there are some okay moments to be had. For me Christian even at this over the top moment is better than almost all of what's going on with MJF vanilla baby face run. It's sad to say, but it's how I'm feeling nowadays.
Brian doesn’t like Christian and he never did. It’s almost funny how everyone in the comment section just completely ignored his criticism and are talking about how much they loved the segment. Christian is super over with the fans at the moment
I remember years ago, there was a segment on Smack down where Teddy Long was telling Vince who was on his team (for Survivor Series or something). Anyway, as he ran through the names when he came to Christian, Vince pulled a face and it felt so real. It was obvious he didn't like him. Saying that... He had a hell of a career for someone Vince didn't like.
Where can I watch that segment
@@TheGreatVivek7 No idea but I'm sure it was on a Smackdown episode not too long before Eddie Guerrero passed away. I remember there was an angle with Eddie and Batista becoming friends and Batista not sure if he should trust him or not. Actually, Long announced a tag match comprised of Smackdown guys that would happen on the next week's RAW. Not sure that helps 😅
@@patrickdoherty4527 ah okay. I thought it was during the team Smackdown vs raw segment in 2012 when Laurinaitis picked his team
If WWE would have signed Nick Wayne, they would have put him in the PC, polished him, repackaged him w/ a character fans could invest in him, and let him rock. AEW signs him an throws him in the spotlight to get exposed
Christian at last you’re on your own
Repackaging talent on-screen. I haven't seen that since CM Punk and the Straight Edge Society.
This shit happens literally all the time still. Apollo Crews declaring himself nigerian royalty. Baron Corbin burning all his gimmicks on NXT. Pete Dunne becoming Butch. etc.
@@raveoreynolds6049May be not for Pete Dunn, he immediately debuted as butch, most people do not know what a Pete Dunn is. But for the others, you are right.
3:41 one of the funniest stories ever told is when Vince started calling Christian the CLB “Creepy Little Bastard”
Oh my word!!😮 was that on television?😂
@@brianhatcher2799 th-cam.com/video/98EZafs37vo/w-d-xo.htmlsi=nZjPrm3WlGFs7PQm this is the video of Vince calling him it but there is a hilarious story from maybe Austin or Bruce Prichard’s Podcast of Vince saying exactly what Jim is saying here. How Vince hated the way Christian looked..” he’s just creepy… urgh… he’s a creepy little bastard.” Austin heard it and then said it on TV. Just the way it was told was hilarious.
It was not Vince but Stone Cold who started calling Christian CLB. They were/are close friends
I don't know Nick Wayne Moms name, but it should forever just be Nick Waynes Mom. Nicks mom or other variants would work. Just never her first or surname.
Shyna Wayne nick Wayne mom
Tony Schiavone yelling like it's Sting!...It's Nick's MOMMmmmmmm, Nick's Mom is hereeeeeeeee ahahaha gold!
How long until they tell killswitch to engage
Should've named him Dino definitely would be an up grade.
Dino? Bravo!
As much as it's a lot of fun to rip TK for his terrible booking, there is zero doubt this crapfest was booked by E&C all by themselves.
Stick to PG Nickelodeon sports entertainment where they enjoy making poop jokes!
@@Csnich96 Nice strawman. I see you couldn't actually refute my point.
I think everyone is booking themselves in AEW . That's why it sucks so bad. There's nobody to tell them their ideas are bad and the ideas of the so called booker are worse again.
‘This crapfest’ apparently has more views than any other wrestling segment
You fail
Was very Jerry Springer-esk, thought it was hilarious even if it didn't all make sense.
Jerry Springer-esk? Oh God, is Sh*tstain secretly writing for AEW?
They pulled a Luchaswitch.
2:35 Jim saying this just made me snort laugh. For some reason, "ugly, facially" just got me.
Also, Nick Lame's fake mom dresses just like most 40 year olds do these days when they're actively trying not to look too much like whores. Probably the least ridiculous part of this act.
I think that's his actual mom though lol
lool that sounds personal
Corny... I rarely ever disagree with you, but this time, I have to respectfully disagree. This nonsense segment was bad in the best way, I loved it! Also, why didn't Christian rename Nick Wayne Nick Cage? Opportunity wasted 😅
"Who's the heel here?"
Me: "Adam Copeland, obviously."
Christian's finisher was the unprettier up until his first TNA run and then it was changed to the killswitch when he went back to WWE. It's a good change.
Killswitch Engage is the name of a metal band, they did CM Punk's intro music "This Fire" when he 1st joined WWEcw
The fact that nobody came out to help this mom from getting her head caved in except for Edge, who came at the last possible second
Reminds me of when Hook was getting stomped out, and Taz was on commentary not doing a damn thing. Even if he had a bad back he could’ve made the effort.
@@wilcee238 Or Hangman two weeks ago even though him and the Bucks were JUST Six-Man champions
The referees and security are very selective.😂😂
Can’t wait for Nick Wayne’s mom to turn on Edge and join The Patriarchy
11:41 *That’s Mr. Hertz to you*
When Jim calls Nick Wayne, Nick Plain, it makes me think of Plain from Arrested Development 😂
This feud feels colder than it should, but Christian threatening to pull the, "your dad's dead, I'm your father," card on Edge is my new favorite example of dark comedy.
The Dallas Times Herald.
Damn, thats a deep cut
I loved the segment. But.. I'm a hillbilly recluse. I enjoyed seeing his different parenting styles for each son. Being a good father, Cage knows what it'll take to bring out the best in each child. It's beautiful. What a great father.
And despite being a recluse, I bet you touch more grass and have more of a social life than the AEW faithful
Presentation is key. Cole and MJF hobbling out is a terrible look. Bryan announcing All In in an eye patch, Brody in cast. Fans have to ask what kind of business is TK running?
I personally enjoy this feud. It's fun to watch
The feud has been great...people gotta start thinking with their minds and not with jim or brian minds.....just cuz you're a cornette fan, that doesnt mean that you should agree and follow everything he says .
@@JoseRamos-oz6je exactly
Roxanne Perez wants her current gimmick name back too lol
the older he gets the grumpier Jim is. I agree with most of the stuff he says but not this one. I think the segment was alright and Copeland wasn't supposed to be the babyface. He cut a promo as an anti-hero. Wrestling isn't what it used to be in 1990, chief. everyone doesnt need to be a face or heel anymore.
You can't blame Jim for your shitty taste. You liking garbage TV is not the issue here.
@@larryjackson2184The real problem is people like you lmao. You watch this grandpa,you think he's 100% right on everything. Also you think you know everything about this industry,you think your taste on wrestling is topnotch or something and you think ur a tough/ brave guy when in reality,ur a brainwashed Cornette/Punk fan and have 0 wrestling knowledge whatsoever lmao. U guys are the worst most toxic thing that has ever happened to this industry. And not forget to mention that ur oldminded lmao.
Nick Wayne was Hilarious in this segment lmao
CC - I am renaming you, Luchasaurus. You're now Botchasaurus!
I heard Christian was going to change his name to Buddhist. Then I realized I should never do drugs with Tony Khan again.
The only thing they forgot is the part where Nick's mom gets up and says "Thank you for crushing my son's skull, Adam! You're my hero!"
Edge looked really cruel for sure. Tony really needs to work on making his storyline segments make more sense. After 5 years he should have this down. This is simple common sense stuff. Decide who your faces and heels are, and have them act accordingly.
I dont understand edge smashing up one of Christians dudes on his debut then the next night asking him to tag with him? Like what?
Working on the Cage Gang.
How can AEW not get something so simple as "Don't play the music of the person doing an "unexpected" run-in?"
The best one was Jeff Hardy. Matt's getting stomped in the ring, Jeffs music hits, he runs out and stops to do his little dance. All the while his brother is still getting his ass beat in the ring😂
@@Headbuttin_Imholte😂😂😂 Yeah, that was messed up!!
Christian has made up for this segment in his last two appearances. "MJF tribute act". Please
What do you mean?
As soon as I saw the thumbnail I knew what story was coming up.
I always said that Christian should wear a blue mask when he walks to the ring.
I always thought Christian looked way better with long hair and benefited best from the whole Brood goth get-up with the poet shirt and stuff. But yeah, between the two in 1999 it was obvious Edge was the one with greater female appeal. But let's also be real: the greatest mystery is why girls found the Hardy Boyz hot over E&C. Fish pale complexion and undefined skinny bodies, I guess dyed long hair really carried back then.
There is nothing to suggest gals found Hardys hotter when one of their chick ended up banging E and, C ended up dating Trish for a short while
Not all girls like muscle guys. Once e&c started being funny they were more over than the hardys. Lita kept the hardys over at one point.
Christian always looked like Stifler to me after he got the hair cut
Nick plain lmfao jim you kill me 🤣😂
As far as angles involving moms put on by AEW, I think I’m starting to see the merits of Beaver Cleavage.
I didn’t think there would be a worse name than Luchasaurus. Until he changed it to Killswitch.
I feel like most wrestlers in modern day pro wrestling watched the old wrestling videos and was like yeah that’s easy
Just a couple weeks ago Jim & Brian was crazy about this Christian storyline
Don’t take them seriously. I just watch for a good laugh but they lost all the credibility in my eyes when they started trashing Christian segments which is the hottest thing in wrestling right now
@@TheGreatVivek7 No one is saying that at all. People are saying Christian is mild bright spot in a terrible feud.
I have been loving Christian's character I get what you're saying about long-term storytelling and where is this actually going but at the same time I did like this segment and I am loving Christian
I just realized Nick Wayne is the grandson of Moondog Moretti.... did anyone else know this 🤔
yep
A lot of ppl been complaining for decades about professional wrestlers taking steroids and looking like meatheads. And then u turn on AEW and see nick Wayne 🤨
😂 And Atom Cole!
@@wilcee238 preach lol
All the Bitcharoo fanboys think the Cult wants RyBotch clones. No we want wrestlers who look like professional athletes that could kick our asses, because whether simulated or not, it’s supposed to be presented and treated like a combat sport.
The Bitcharoos and co are the types of mid 30s dorks that think anime is real life, then try to emulate it in combat, and get beat up in the kids karate class
At least wayne sold the conchairto decently if that's worth anything
At this point watching most of aew is like looking for your keys in the bottom of a porta-potty
I'm 39 and yeah that's appropriate attire for a single mother my age.
Honestly it's an improvement over how half of them dress nowadays. Let's just say Daisy Dukes need a retirement age.
Probably need a minimum age too now a days come to think of it.
Dogs weigh more than Nick Wayne
I still call it The Unprettier. I will always call it The Unprettier.
As opposed to Edge who looks great with long hair but kinda weird with short hair, it just doesn't suit him. Same with Taker, anytime he's cut his hair short it has just looked wrong somehow.
Edge with short hair looks like Chaim Bloom’s father
"Edge looks like he has 80 teeth" Holy crap 🤣
The unprettier is a top tier named finisher wtf Brian
"Christian doing mjfs gimmick" official moment Brian jumped the shark holy moly
I was honestly waiting for Jim Cornette to call out Nick Wayne's mom's tramp stamp tattoo.
As a resident of the DFW area for nearly 40 years, the Dallas Times Herald reference made me feel old. It was the greatest newspaper on the planet, but eventually met its demise decades ago.
Doucheasaurus Killswitch and The Prodigy Nick Plainwayne.
Always be Dino Douche to me
I feel like they're teasing jungle boy returning with Dino. It just fits what Tony usually does.
Never understood Vince on that one, if one of the two looked ugly, it sure wasn't Christian.
Vince himself was never a looker either. Now he’s Fat Victor Newman from Y&R.
And now Christian just mocked Edge's dead mom and absent father. Who could've seen that coming?! 😱
I thought it was the best part of the show. I love cage. This is his best work of his career
Her Jacket had a patch on it that says 1996. shes 45.
A tribute act is a bit much. How old was MJF in 04, 05 or 11 when Christian was one of the best heels in wrestling. I would argue MJF's character is 16 Miz with more profanities.
I like to say MJF is the version of Miz that never did a reality show.
The unprettier was also the move Tyler Breeze used. Which was more apt given his fashion gimmick.
Nah, despite whatever Brian thinks, it worked fine for Christian too. The ENTIRE point of the name was that it was hateable. It's the same reason he called himself "Captain Charisma", and his fans "peeps". It's a delusional heel thinking stupid stuff is cool.
Christian was deemed ugly in a group that featured Gangrel?!!
When helicopter parenting goes wrong...
The Unprettier was the name wwe used for his first run. He used the name in tna and then when he returned to wwe they changed his finisher to killswitch.
So all in all, this will lead to a Luchasaurus babyface push because Jungle Boy is turning massive heel later down the road would it
Would be better if when Edge was about to bash Nick Wayne with the chair, Nick Wayne's mom jump over her son,but Edge is full of rage, so he bash her head without realize it.
Would be more shocking and made the segment more interesting....
I went back and watched Nick Wayne’s matches, and I still don’t see why he’s apparently a “prodigy”
Tony books the show in his bathtub with wrestling dolls.
You never heard that story ? Lol no but I wanna hear more Jim. Damn man thats rough. Having your boss callin you ugly.
Going the Judy Bagwell route, I see.
The unprettier it's tna when he changed the finisher name