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Showing this to non-Brits and watching their absolute uncomprehending horror, like they've just witnessed the Eldritch truth (and to be honest, I'm not sure that they haven't) is one of my favourite pastimes.
2:41 this is the last moment this man was seen alive. His last images are truly scarring. Wayne was a family man, a brick layer who went out on a Friday night and never came home. Just moments before his disappearance he called his wife, said that the club had just started playing a banger, and promptly hung up. She said he sounded hypnotised, it was very out of character for him to hang up on her. Scotland yard are urging people to come forward with any information that could lead to his whereabouts.
"His philosophy of life will steer him through" is very true. Who needs "I think therefore I am" when "Blobby blobby blobby" tells us so much more about the human condition.
@@CurlyChop I was actually in awe of that part. I’m hearing this for the first time as a non Brit and it’s like the equiv of the cherished 60s bad trip psych rock song but for acid house. I can’t believe this has existed my whole life out in space waiting for me
@Meisterhood no, we've had many bangers but we get like 1 or 2 votes max, no matter how hard we try. Take last year for example: ours was pretty good but the song that won was a hyperactive woman doing a chicken dance. Europe is against us i swear
@Meisterhood dude, just let it go. I cba with these replies anymore. I have school to focus on, not some dumb debate about eurovision which started from a comment about mr blobby, stop crying about a child on the internet making you butthurt for offending eurovision. Also, i never said it was "political"
There should be a horror movie made where there is an unseen threat taking people in an old neighborhood. There are small, obscure Mr Blobby references throughout the movie. Then, at the climax of the movie, when the main characters get taken, it is revealed the satanic creature is Mr Blobby, back for revenge. It is not revealed that it is Mr Blobby in ANY of the marketing, so when he appears as a terrifying creature in the film, it is a genuine surprise. The worst part is, at the end of the film, Mr Blobby is not dead, and the song played over the credits is this one.
There's little touches to this that make it even creepier and it's low-key brilliant: Mr Blobby's voice is a lot deeper than it is in the show (it always sounded unsettling, but was never that demonic), the lighting is grimy and like something out of a snuff film, the kids all look dead-eyed (doubt that was acting) and the footage randomly slows down in a few bits where Blobby attacks someone. Bonus points for the scene where it looks like the kids are performing a demonic ritual at 0:47 Add that with the fact that this character wasn't supposed to be for kids initially and you just know the people who made this had the sole motivation of "let's make this as cursed as possible, it'll be hilarious."
There's one simple and undeniable truth about this record: it only works because of the British sense of humour. It just doesn't work in any other country. But somehow it does work here (Christmas #1...) and that both appalls me and gives me great pride in equal measure :-)
i’m an American who lived in the UK for a while as a child, and was raised watching British television, but I somehow didn’t know about Mr. Blobby until just now. he has now made my life significantly better. though it also makes me want to go back. Mr. Blobby could never happen here lol 😢
anyway is not horrific its the blobby best lovely terrific so i'm telling you to blob off or i will transform you into a blobby monster if you not blobby careful.
I’m here because this was mentioned as a #1 hit in the UK on Pod Meets World, and of course I’m a curious American and had to investigate. What the heck did I just watch?
No ride too rough, no test too tough No act too slick, no race too quick No shot too hot, he'll hit the spot No style too chic, no joke too weak No chance too slim, no fate too grim No foe too strog, no odds too long No price too high, he's put some by No dodge, no doubt, no backing out
This is my childhood I loved this song I still do help me remember the good days before my brother was taken from me here always wear a mask song that song with me R.I.P bro I miss you
I fear no man. But that, thing...
It scares me...
Tf 2
I love mr blobby he’s Awsome
One shudders to imagine what inhumane thoughts lie behind that mask.
@@mr.greenface3105 No, I ain't --I ain -- I ain't talking that freak Alright? He's not here,is he?! How do you get this thing off?!!
Lya Monatana I know right I have a Blobby plush ＢＬＯＢＢＹ ＢＬＯＢＢＹ ＢＬＯＢＢＹ
Showing this to non-Brits and watching their absolute uncomprehending horror, like they've just witnessed the Eldritch truth (and to be honest, I'm not sure that they haven't) is one of my favourite pastimes.
This.... is just what i experienced
As a non-Brit, I have to say thats what I experienced. I'm gonna go wash my brain off with bleach
@@josephemming5262 same
Man, I don't know why Mr Bobby exist
*BLOBBY BLOBBY*
Fun fact: if you lose Deal or No Deal, Mr Blobby is waiting to devour your soul backstage.
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Least hes not back stage waiting to devour kids's asses like Savile or Harris
his teeth are not soft.
his teeth are not soft
his teeth are not soft
His teeth are not soft.
his teeth are not soft
his teeth are not soft
Okay. I feel like not enough people know that Jeremy clarkson was mr blobbys chauffeur
The speeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
@@calblack4156 POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. MOAR POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@AlexBell1991 sometimes my genius is almost frightening
@@calblack4156 DOGOOO YOU IDIOT, YOU REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY!
@@AlexBell1991 Alexxxxxxxxxx, you blithering idiot
I had a vivid nightmare where this became the national anthem and the UK renamed itself officially to Blobbyland
And Mr Blobby was our absolute Monarch. I had the same nightmare.
@@qwertasdcfghjklmo24z I WROTE THAT 2 YEARS AGO YOU RE-TRIGGERED MY BLOBBY NIGHTMARES. HE RULES WITH AN IRON FIST
@@Yamezzzz Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Mr. Bobby.
This is Blobby's manifesto. He'll be running in the next Election for MP of Crinkly Bottom, with his sights on PM.
@@luke5837 Ahhh stop reminding me of this 😭😭😭
2:41 this is the last moment this man was seen alive. His last images are truly scarring. Wayne was a family man, a brick layer who went out on a Friday night and never came home. Just moments before his disappearance he called his wife, said that the club had just started playing a banger, and promptly hung up. She said he sounded hypnotised, it was very out of character for him to hang up on her. Scotland yard are urging people to come forward with any information that could lead to his whereabouts.
@The Rythulian well, atleast you are ok
3:20 where did that small blobby come from......
My god...
@@IBM-vw4fv When Mr Blobby and Mrs Blobby love each other very much......
@@qwertasdcfghjklmo24z oh no
"His philosophy of life will steer him through" is very true. Who needs "I think therefore I am" when "Blobby blobby blobby" tells us so much more about the human condition.
You're so correct😅😢😮😂
1:45 actual footage from chernobyl reactor 4 before the incident
당신은 실제로 꽤 재밌는 친구입니다
PMSL! Bloody brilliant.
RIP carol vorderman then cus it was her telling mr blobby about the DANGER THINGY
Mr Blobby was killed in the incident
There was also the tacoma narros bridge before it collapsed
My mum played this to get drunk people out of nightclubs when she was a DJ. It worked too well apparently.
Which is funny because nowadays everybody in the clubbing age range would take this as the DJ trying to get a rise out of everyone
Nice pfp
That's hilarious😂
@Archie SHEPHERD That’s hilarious😂
@@shadowtheeggdog6020 That’s hilarious 😂
Even more scary is the key and tempo changes make this a more complicated song than 95% of what's on the radio
The fucking breakdown gets me every time, it's actually a great song but it's so cursed 😭😭
@@CurlyChop I was actually in awe of that part. I’m hearing this for the first time as a non Brit and it’s like the equiv of the cherished 60s bad trip psych rock song but for acid house. I can’t believe this has existed my whole life out in space waiting for me
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This makes me both terrified and extremely proud to be British.
I’m aussie
@Danny M stfu nob head
Hi ok
@Sean G it was a joke you wazzock
@Sean G no its not fucking racist saying your proud to be british isnt racist
"Your influence will spread throughout the land"
Is that a threat?
No, this is
“You’re the one who puts the do in do or die”
It’s not a threat, it’s a promise.
You can not out run the *blobby* .
No it’s a warning
Like Communism
This seems like the surface to a much deeper and darker conspiracy.
Yes, especially the beginning makes it seem he comes by car just to unleash fire on everyone.
(After the record scratch.)
oh Mr Bonzo we're really in it now
I'm commenting on every protocol thing i see
Thank you magnus protocol for showing me this as an american. Now i can’t sleep tonight
same😭😭
FELTTT THISSS.
thank you magnus archives for showing me this as a polish person
How did we, as a civilised society, allow this to happen?
What makes you think we're civilized?
We didn't, a couple of people did punch him.
me123 because we were ready for a bit of fun
Fuck baby boomers
Imagine Donald Trump singing this....so it could be worse
Perfect uk eurovision 2019 entry.
Adrian Price if this actually happens it would be amazing. But the other European countries hate us so we still wouldn’t win.
@Meisterhood no, we've had many bangers but we get like 1 or 2 votes max, no matter how hard we try. Take last year for example: ours was pretty good but the song that won was a hyperactive woman doing a chicken dance. Europe is against us i swear
@Meisterhood dude, this debate is over. You must be really offended by me. Just let it go
@Meisterhood dude, just let it go. I cba with these replies anymore. I have school to focus on, not some dumb debate about eurovision which started from a comment about mr blobby, stop crying about a child on the internet making you butthurt for offending eurovision. Also, i never said it was "political"
The probably take it as final confirmation that Britain has totally flipped. Brexit already puts our sanity into serious doubt
waiting for the Mr. Blobby/Grifter’s Bone collab.
MAG POD
It stopped Take That from getting Christmas number one and for that single reason, we should all be eternally grateful.
Shame about Fairy tsle of new york being blocked by always on my mind by the pet shop boys
@MR MISTER Agreed
Agreed hahaha
The ultimate humiliation for X-Factor would be to have this Christmas Number 1 again.
Come on people, let's make it happen!
Oliver Prime lol if the campaign starts, I'm buying
X-Factor songs aren't released for Christmas number one anymore.
Nah, we had the sausage roll song instead....very satisfying :D
This was produced by Simon Cowell.
There should be a horror movie made where there is an unseen threat taking people in an old neighborhood. There are small, obscure Mr Blobby references throughout the movie. Then, at the climax of the movie, when the main characters get taken, it is revealed the satanic creature is Mr Blobby, back for revenge. It is not revealed that it is Mr Blobby in ANY of the marketing, so when he appears as a terrifying creature in the film, it is a genuine surprise. The worst part is, at the end of the film, Mr Blobby is not dead, and the song played over the credits is this one.
sir you are diabolical
Creepy
Sorry, people would laugh
😅 if Hollywood can make Winnie the Pooh into a slasher movie anything is possible 😅
@@dumitrulangham1721 "hollywood"
Hi Magnus Protocol fans. How are you doing ? 👋
I'm incapable of being normal about the new episode
horrified, thanks for asking
I am experiencing feelings
On a trauma scale from 1 to 10, I'm a Gwen
Mr Blobby is my new spiritual guide. You too can let Blobby into your heart and forget about your worries!
There's little touches to this that make it even creepier and it's low-key brilliant:
Mr Blobby's voice is a lot deeper than it is in the show (it always sounded unsettling, but was never that demonic), the lighting is grimy and like something out of a snuff film, the kids all look dead-eyed (doubt that was acting) and the footage randomly slows down in a few bits where Blobby attacks someone. Bonus points for the scene where it looks like the kids are performing a demonic ritual at 0:47
Add that with the fact that this character wasn't supposed to be for kids initially and you just know the people who made this had the sole motivation of "let's make this as cursed as possible, it'll be hilarious."
why is the lady giving blobby a sponge bath? I feel like I am watching something I should not be seeing.
@@lestranged it's a parody of that Shakespeare sister music video
dying
Stop over analyzing jeez!
@@paulkazjack Satan will be snowboarding through the rings of hell before I stop over-analysing for shits and giggles.
Honestly I'm convinced that those people and kids were taken hostage by a monster, everyone looks unhappy and some people even attacked him.
I'm Blue Power agreed I hate him he is a demon pas it on
@@hii3362 no mr blobby is brilliant
@@hii3362 we love mr blobby.
he is a god.
@@hii3362 Mr Blobby is the messiah.
When you walk into the wrong cult room 😂
*Mr.Greenface * I know
* better cult room *
@@IBM-vw4fv there is no better cult, eternal paradise is the shit
I got here from a Tumblr post after listening to to the latest Episode of the Magnus Protocol. Truly terrifying.
Same and honestly I’m surprised TMA didn’t reference this guy sooner bc jesus christ
Same lol
mr bonzo save me
It is amazing that this was a hit.
it's amazing that this existed
Not really it was shown to 11+ million people on tv plus he was really funny and popular at the time.
No this song sucks
Cityman I can agree
Madison Cassy true it annoys me so much and mr blobby scares me with his voice he sounds like a demon
I wasn’t having enough horrific nightmares, so I watched this demon for 4 minutes.
I regret everything.
😅😅😅
Love going to pubs, putting this on and watching the reaction from afar.
Wait, was that Jeremy Clarkson driving at the start?!
Yes, they basically rounded up anybody who happened to be at BBC Television Centre at the time and dragged them into the video.
Lol it is, look it up on imdb, he was an actor
Top gear, more like Top Fear
@@user-sz1qf5mf9othat makes literally no sense
@@logan8638 well you don't make sence. Fuckin logan >:(
This is one of the most viscerally terrifying things I've ever seen.
This topped a chart in the same country that brought us the Beatles.
The Beatles, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Motörhead... and then there was Mr Blobby.
*for 2 weeks*
@@joshuahadams don’t forget Bob The Builder in 2000
and St Winifred’s School Choir, Clive Dunn, Scaffold, and Jilted John.
This is The Eldritch Horror
Happy birthday to Britain’s most important cultural icon
There's one simple and undeniable truth about this record: it only works because of the British sense of humour. It just doesn't work in any other country. But somehow it does work here (Christmas #1...) and that both appalls me and gives me great pride in equal measure :-)
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I’m from and live in the South Island of New Zealand and we love Mr Blobby we have been referred as south sea Poms though!
it doesn't work. it's absolutely terrifying.
@adubbya1776 haha didn't know that Mr.Blobby was popular in New Zealand
i’m an American who lived in the UK for a while as a child, and was raised watching British television, but I somehow didn’t know about Mr. Blobby until just now. he has now made my life significantly better. though it also makes me want to go back.
Mr. Blobby could never happen here lol 😢
Is that Clarkson being Blobbys driver?!?
Richard Banks Yes
yep
Kind Of Friendly Enby OMG JEREMY CLARKSON
Richard Banks yep
He looks more of a creep in this video than he usually does
My parents got me this CD when I was a kid, I loved and I am not Ashamed to admit as a 29 year old, I know the words off by heart...
Wow
Alright posh bollocks with your fancy CD’S 💁🏻♀️
Was it on CD? I remember having it on vinyl
Mate I had the X files theme song on cassette 😆🤣
Were you even a being when this song came out?
Is Mister Blobby a Doctor Who villain that escaped into our reality to destroy us all?
Ye
That outfit is the new Sontaran battle suit
@@ZK_youtube more like from the scp reality. yes, its not fiction.
Related to the Peter Kay Absorbaloff character.
@@tomkatt8274 Nah, The Magnus Archives. He is the secret sixteenth fear.
I cant believe I paid for this single back in the days
...and I bought six of them just to make sure that five of them don't accidentally disappear on me...like the first one did...
Lol so did i
Ah ha
Money well spent 👍🏻. It got to number one 🥳
Yep but they were good times
Mr Blobby has breached containment
I’m surprised that no one has commented on the horrifying implications of there being a “Mrs Blobby” and child Blobby in the video 😬
What can I say. Man got busy back in the day...
There is a Mrs Blobby 😂😂 th-cam.com/video/sk1hMICgdEs/w-d-xo.html
There actually was a Mrs Blobby.
Mr Blobby: Murderous Abomination by day, Top Shagger by night
I don't care what people say, Mr Blooby is hilarious and this song is unironically a banger.
i think this is the plot to killing floor.
You report to the top comment NOW.
gilmour6754 me to
Music at it's best
Good era!
Yes
@@georgeward1527 wooosh
Better than the stuff in the charts right now lol
..Lol it's actually catchy and words in song are decent 🙂..Mr blobby wobby wobby did us proud haha 😎
The fact that this song didn’t win the Grammy for Song Of The Year is the biggest injustice in the history of music.
The fact that we, the 90s British public got this to number 1 is everything to me. 😂
how do I delete someone else's video
Falsely copy strike the video
soup sandwich I don’t know but I wanna do the same
I think they should put it on Netflix lol
You don't
Wait report it
Got to love an absolutely horrific novelty Christmas single :)
anyway is not horrific its the blobby best lovely terrific so i'm telling you to blob off or i will transform you into a blobby monster if you not blobby careful.
sorry i missed out blobby best lovely terrific song i'm blobby wobbly eyed watching you.
Blobby Blobby blobby!!! :)such an amazing xmas hit MAKE BLOBBY XMAS NUMBER 1 2018!!!!!
I've heard worse...but I love this one... I don't see a thing wrong with it...
@@rlosangeleskings Seriously? You don't see a thing wrong with this atonal, discordant, horribly structured piece of shit?
Mr Blobby, a demon of the ancient world.
_This foe is beyond any of you_
I remember this being played at my 7th birthday party 🤦🏼♀️😂😭 And not going to lie, loved it! 😂
i was 9 years old when this got to #1 lol. damn us brits lol
Dat nice it's funny song how old ru now if u dont mind me asking
@@MyFatty69 I was 9 too!
The best dance music of the 90s! With a touch of 1970s glam! I was 24 years old on late November 1993.
Imagine writing a song and having this beat your for number 1 on the charts.
Yep, you wrote Gary Barlow's pain.
I'd give up song writing forever if this song beat mine.
*for 2 weeks*
I’m here because this was mentioned as a #1 hit in the UK on Pod Meets World, and of course I’m a curious American and had to investigate. What the heck did I just watch?
Same! Wtf?
British history
I’m proud to say this was the number 1 single when I was born.
Fucking Lolathon
Ikr
Ik4
2:30
Ikr
ikr
2:33 I will admit, those stacked orchestra hits are positively sublime
And this is why Britain is a global superpower.
The 90s was an amazing time.
😂👍👍👍👍👍👍😂amen to that
This should be the National Anthem.
No, no it shouldn't.
@@Arc_Luena It might as bloody well be just about now....
It could in the USA, he's got a resemblance
Imagine the England squad singing this at Wembley before games. Lmfao.
@@MrMG124 With Blobby as their mascot
This song just makes me smile! I was obsessed with mr Blobby when I was a kid and drove my mum mad with playing this song 😂
What the..
HAPPY 30TH BIRTHDAY MR. BLOBBY 🎉
0:33 for early 90s Jeremy Clarkson
I can't decide if I like this or not.
tough question but me i like it i was hopping to it.
you like it
same
Alex Summers same
Alex Summers summer is my name
Take me back to the good old days
British eccentricity at its very finest. Great memories of the 90s
Hey great great great great grandpa, thanks for fighting the British in 1776. You really saved us a lot of pain
He lost lol
why can't we have this much fun anymore.
Look at what our world is at the moment and youll find out
Health and safety ring any bells..lol
madonnaboy2000 don’t wanna
we dont want to die no more.
and...in these days we dont want demons to be on TV
Because people take things too seriously now days
its like a cult they all gather around him and worship him with this ancient chant
Because he was the best that's why 1993 lol
Watched this 10 times today love it proper uk song
Am I the only one who likes the song?
Isn't bad actually
ok satan has been summon what do we do now??
BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBY!!!!!!!!!!!
Accept your new leader.
I remember buying this on audio cassette, one of the first I bought, Ah good memories and a bit of a guilty pleasure of enjoying this song.
No ride too rough, no test too tough
No act too slick, no race too quick
No shot too hot, he'll hit the spot
No style too chic, no joke too weak
No chance too slim, no fate too grim
No foe too strog, no odds too long
No price too high, he's put some by
No dodge, no doubt, no backing out
So it's the UK version on Barney? Got it! Burn it with fire!
This is my childhood I loved this song I still do help me remember the good days before my brother was taken from me here always wear a mask song that song with me R.I.P bro I miss you
Boo hoo he deserved it
can we please get this to Christmas No 1 again
No. Never.
I’ve started a Facebook campaign for Christmas number one
Message me for details
FadingAway90 sure I will try to do it now.
It didn't work....christmas was yesterday
The people who disliked this need a COVID test, because they’ve got no taste....
I smell a joke. I must be negative.
HAPPY 30 YEARS OF BLOBBY!
Who came here because of Lolathon?
Me
Sebsty I regret it
Me
Me xD
Me
hes got a car
HOW?!?!?!?!?
How what idera gaves him they car keys
@@stuartmacleod7466 Probably Piers Morgan...
@@rlosangeleskings yes
He also puts the do in do or die
The biggest spiritual leader of all time is beyond competition Mr Blobby.
As cheesy as it is remember when the UK used to be this happy?
“No bridge too far!! He’s got a car.”
The way they said “he’s got a car.” Sounded threatening to me.
He's gotta spread his influence throughout the land somehow.
@@Oxen1997 haha :)
He knows where you live.
You knew it was going to be a lit christmas when your parents put in this VHS.
I literally loved this show when i was 6 or 7. Me and my cousin could watch it for hours
HaHaHa - Shakespears Sister, Robert Palmer, and my favourite Dr. Who! And so much more!
I’m crying. This is beautiful. I’m so proud to be human.
Drag race brought me here... and I'll never be the same O.O
Shoutout to any Civil Engineers watching this who spotted Blobby on the Tacoma Narrows Bridge before it collapsed.
This is.... very specific.
I’m just a Washingtonian, we talk about it to because of resonance and waves in high school physics
Wait what
Well Mr Blobby, with this song you stopped some simpering rubbish by Take That from being the Xmas number 1.
And for that, we thank you.
Came here because of the KSI and Anne Marie interview and I'm terrified
Same lol
Omg I’m not the only one I am now terrified XD
Wait what? Tell me what I'm missing...
Showing my 7 year old...first came abject terror then acceptance and right back to terror when he spoke 😅
Childhood nostalgia at its finest 🥳😂
When did Boris Johnson release a music video?
This was number 1 when I was born. The absolute peak of this silly country
0:43 - Hold up, is that children forming a Blobby pentagram?
Conspiracy mr bloby is a demon as well as dora and pepa pig
Kind of joking
Anyone else here 2019??
Just think the song's nearing the 30th anniversary of the first appearance on the charts...
I'm sure the UK was a happier place back then
Very true.