Mad TV - Steven Seagal's America

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  • @rickmjr9569
    @rickmjr9569 ปีที่แล้ว +1204

    I think the most unrealistic part of this whole thing is Steven Seagal standing up for any reason 🤣

    • @slaughterchainsaw
      @slaughterchainsaw ปีที่แล้ว +52

      He even fights sitting down

    • @rollotomassi4768
      @rollotomassi4768 ปีที่แล้ว

      dude had a sex scene in one of his recent movies where he sat in the chair fully clothed. 🤣

    • @El_Migz
      @El_Migz ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And not being out of breath

    • @Target850
      @Target850 ปีที่แล้ว

      He needs that hairy asshole kind of look around his mouth, i can't imagine him without it.

    • @freeLuigiMangione1224
      @freeLuigiMangione1224 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that and his abi are it to kick.

  • @chriswilliams7358
    @chriswilliams7358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1970

    Will Sasso is too coherent to properly play Steven Seagal. 😂😂

    • @Jakeinlivincolor
      @Jakeinlivincolor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Jaegar19Ultima also had to be a good actor

    • @randystache78
      @randystache78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He was playing a young Seagal, so at that point, he was sometimes coherent.

    • @chriswilliams7358
      @chriswilliams7358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@randystache78 That was back when Steven Seagal actually believed in his acting career. 😂😂

    • @FOnewmike
      @FOnewmike ปีที่แล้ว

      too*

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He should have spoken like a 60 year old white guys speaking like a 80 year old black guy pretending to be a 40 year old black guy

  • @EclipseStudio
    @EclipseStudio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1209

    The choreography here is better than Seagal’s recent movies. You can actually see what’s going on.

    • @Jakeinlivincolor
      @Jakeinlivincolor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      He's actually standing up!

    • @fmfdocbotl4358
      @fmfdocbotl4358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Jakeinlivincolor he don't have a body double walking for him

    • @glide789
      @glide789 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And Will is doing the fight scene himself without using a double like Seagull has been doing for 20+ years.

    • @mykotron
      @mykotron ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He actually threw that dude on the table

    • @fionordequester6748
      @fionordequester6748 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Pretty sure he threw a higher kick than Seagal ever did, too.

  • @1984Phalanx
    @1984Phalanx ปีที่แล้ว +659

    Nothing infuriates Steven Seagal more than ordinary people having a good time.

    • @Lilboozibert
      @Lilboozibert ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ordinary people trying to maintain a keto diet. He's totally against that shit.

    • @JonnySublime
      @JonnySublime ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Good people having a normal time.

    • @julioblack6970
      @julioblack6970 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣😂🤣😂

    • @1984Phalanx
      @1984Phalanx 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@IStevenSeagalI'm so sorry MR Seagal, please don't send your body doubke after me!

  • @smokinjoecool9370
    @smokinjoecool9370 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "Put the Sweet-N-Low back on the table." 😅 Man, this guy wasn't playing around.

  • @rao8559
    @rao8559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    "Smarts are the brains that make America think". that is just gold lol

    • @MrFtge
      @MrFtge ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Too fast for the audience to laugh lol it's great

    • @sgt.thundercok4704
      @sgt.thundercok4704 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Very 'Dr. Stephen Brule'.

    • @shamusbob7969
      @shamusbob7969 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The audience also missed Steven standing up for 4 secs and sitting back down.

  • @XoftC
    @XoftC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1131

    This was made back when Seagal was still in his acting prime doing Hollywood movies and Will Sasso definetly was performing an exaggerated imitation of him, but seeing it in 2022 in a strange twisted way Seagal has become this exact overly exaggerated version of him from 20 years ago and his low budget silly movie productions look exactly like madtv made it out to be.
    Its as if they predicted the future.

    • @tavanium
      @tavanium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      You absolutely nailed it. For a split second I thought it was a modern sketch.

    • @BoneGoddess
      @BoneGoddess 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Its because sasso could smell stevens narcissism even before steven let it out in its fullest

    • @robert-uc4mf
      @robert-uc4mf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Great comment !!! Yeah you completely nailed !!!

    • @michaelwong8083
      @michaelwong8083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      The SNL cast said that Steven Seagal was the worst guest they ever had, and I think they managed to get a pretty good picture of what was wrong with him.

    • @clifton6919
      @clifton6919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "Acting prime" 🤣

  • @shark_plissken
    @shark_plissken 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1125

    this actually LOOKS like segal now

    • @LudicrouslyLiam
      @LudicrouslyLiam 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +MARK GARCIA haha

    • @bigol9223
      @bigol9223 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LEAVE STEVEN ALONE!

    • @moho4333
      @moho4333 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now. xD

    • @redpilledhispanic1239
      @redpilledhispanic1239 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      this segal is too skinny to be the real Steven segal

    • @lancehill1397
      @lancehill1397 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That's because Steven Segal eats all the wrong Foods, he said in an interview on TMZ, that he can eat an entire large pizza and 2 orders of breadsticks all by himself, with a diet like that, can expect him to look like Nico toscani forever

  • @cameronb7161
    @cameronb7161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2684

    Steven has become so ridiculous, that this isn't even a parody. It's a legitimate representation of who he is.

    • @hozb1
      @hozb1 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Except it Russia he loves. Not America.

    • @levergatRapha
      @levergatRapha ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@hozb1 a delusional and pathologically mythomaniac failed actor embrassing Russia's regime? What A Surprise...😮

    • @xdeanx1988
      @xdeanx1988 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ture!

    • @DrTomCruisin
      @DrTomCruisin ปีที่แล้ว +90

      You can tell it's a parody because this Steven beats people up instead of getting choked out and pooping his pants.

    • @DougieBeckFresh
      @DougieBeckFresh ปีที่แล้ว +12

      How when Steven is Russian now?

  • @bigamigo4863
    @bigamigo4863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    The most amazing part of this skit is they accurately predicted Seagals future

    • @timmygeiste915
      @timmygeiste915 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Crystal clear!

    • @serpentinefire921
      @serpentinefire921 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's who he was then at that moment. What do you even mean with this?

    • @batmansdad3195
      @batmansdad3195 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Except for now he stands up for Russia

    • @Dan-di9jd
      @Dan-di9jd 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I guess the real question is if Sensei Seagal watched this comedy and thought he could do better?

    • @OkayAllDay
      @OkayAllDay 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@serpentinefire921 no I think he was still thin. I remember this skit thinking "funny but seagal isn't fat". Boy has this aged well lol

  • @youtubecensors5419
    @youtubecensors5419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +922

    I heard Sasso did all his own stunts in this skit. What a legend!

    • @SuperDutyDave
      @SuperDutyDave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      No body double? Wow!

    • @megabattlezero5351
      @megabattlezero5351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@SuperDutyDave Yeah he ate him

    • @crunchwrapsupreme9372
      @crunchwrapsupreme9372 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@SuperDutyDave Not a body double, but a double body.

    • @jaime3465
      @jaime3465 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I mean the guy had matches with Bret Hart, Jericho, Rock, Stone cold.

    • @chriskrausesmovie
      @chriskrausesmovie ปีที่แล้ว

      your a legend

  • @nielslauridsen2323
    @nielslauridsen2323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    “Hey look, we don’t want any trouble okay.”
    “Well then, better keep your receipt… ‘cause you just bought some.”

    • @enterthebruce91
      @enterthebruce91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Classic Seagal-esque line! 😂

    • @PHIllip324
      @PHIllip324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Better than Seagal's actual writing

    • @teebo5298
      @teebo5298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Lmfao best line ever

    • @ianmangham4570
      @ianmangham4570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      BAD ASS ,very AMERICAN 🇺🇲💯🤟

    • @enterthebruce91
      @enterthebruce91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@ianmangham4570 The only thing Will Sasso is missing in the sketch are the iconic yellow shooting glasses! 😂

  • @kilgoretrout8896
    @kilgoretrout8896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1594

    Will Sasso is a national treasure.

    • @matthewvolb94
      @matthewvolb94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I loved when he was going around doing the Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions

    • @mightilyoats2729
      @mightilyoats2729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Hope this is a Canadian saying this.

    • @kongfeet81
      @kongfeet81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🍋

    • @kilgoretrout8896
      @kilgoretrout8896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mightilyoats2729 lmao whoops

    • @OntarioBearHunter
      @OntarioBearHunter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mightilyoats2729 that's what I was thinking when I saw the comment. Take a look at his bio and he's an A lister in what he's been in, but definitely doesn't get the credit. Look back at the cast of Madison.. and they've all been very successful like Sasso.

  • @TheKingOfRuckus
    @TheKingOfRuckus ปีที่แล้ว +190

    "Smarts are the brains that make America think" is an underrated line😂

    • @mayssm
      @mayssm ปีที่แล้ว +9

      can't believe the crowd didn't laugh at that line.

    • @wintermoon7003
      @wintermoon7003 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@mayssm Probably because they didn't hear it that way specifically. Sometimes it takes a viewing or two to fully hear what people are saying in movies/shows.

  • @jsleezz7945
    @jsleezz7945 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    That jump kick to that guy’s face by the window for no reason kills me.

    • @Ninjassassin
      @Ninjassassin 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And that he managed to get his leg up in the air higher than Steven ever has irl. 😆

    • @GustavoGalvan-i4l
      @GustavoGalvan-i4l 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Very fast

  • @humansareawesome3274
    @humansareawesome3274 7 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    " I don't want any trouble." "BETTER KEEP YOUR RECIEPT CAUSE YOU JUST BOUGHT SOME." 😂😂😂

    • @tpreigns9338
      @tpreigns9338 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Then brute-kicks him across the room. lol

  • @jesusgarcia1145
    @jesusgarcia1145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    Ironically, Will Sasso was in much better shape back then than Steven Seagal is these days.

    • @alxsin4439
      @alxsin4439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Even now he's still in better shape than Steven Seagal.

    • @randomgrinn
      @randomgrinn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He was kicking higher than his own knee. Way unrealistic.

    • @Coveysconcrete
      @Coveysconcrete ปีที่แล้ว

      fact!💯

    • @jlc5639
      @jlc5639 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, it may seem that way to you, but it might could be an illusion

    • @ironworkerwelder
      @ironworkerwelder 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Will Sasso was like 22 back then and Steven Seagal is 72 now

  • @sohelzibara8166
    @sohelzibara8166 2 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    This is pure gold. I miss those times.....

    • @travisdonaldstanley6420
      @travisdonaldstanley6420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Totally.
      Made TV was so much better than SNL Mid to late 90s.

    • @Aidar77
      @Aidar77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This one is much better than most of Seagal movies - no stunt doubles, no voice doubles, fighting performed by an actor himself, so yes - it is pure gold)))))

    • @shapiroshekelberg604
      @shapiroshekelberg604 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@travisdonaldstanley6420- agreed much better than SNL

  • @Dan-di9jd
    @Dan-di9jd ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I recently started to binge watch all of Seagal's movies and I notice a trend. Nearly everything is true here: he can barely kick hip level, and almost everyone in his movies tend to be innocent of whatever it is he's after. In most cases he goes into a store and for no reason beats up the owner or even in some cases killing them. The only thing missing in this segment is him not doing that strange slap fight where he's slapping someone else's arms and they're slapping his. Also missing is some nervous person talking about how awesome Seagal is and how he's Special Forces or something and how no one can mess with him.

  • @benjaminheld3874
    @benjaminheld3874 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Will Sasso as Steven Seagal is the highest peak form possible of comedy in my opinion. The mimics, the voice, the banter, dead pan playing through the whole thing straight. The moves. Everything. For me it doesn't get better.

    • @bidoofismyking8962
      @bidoofismyking8962 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Him as Tony soprano is pretty good

    • @zulutgseta8276
      @zulutgseta8276 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes. He will Sussy

    • @johnlucas6683
      @johnlucas6683 ปีที่แล้ว

      I take it you haven't seen him as Kenny Rogers with the Jackass bunch.

    • @benjaminheld3874
      @benjaminheld3874 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnlucas6683 I did.

    • @ghana21
      @ghana21 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro, his eyes too😂😂😂😂

  • @MST3Kfan1
    @MST3Kfan1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Ironically, Seagal is fatter than Will Sasso now
    Will is so talented and hilarious

  • @andrewjames7438
    @andrewjames7438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    3:26
    I love how he moves so tactically and the hand and finger movements.

  • @doubledeeze4571
    @doubledeeze4571 7 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Will Sasso was so genius that he was impersonating Segal at the weight he would be 15 years later.

    • @trentonpierce3702
      @trentonpierce3702 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Double Deeze

    • @TheKensei777
      @TheKensei777 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @dontcallmerudy9044
      @dontcallmerudy9044 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Na Sasso is just a fatass

    • @donnyd6667
      @donnyd6667 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ahead of his time...
      Wait weight ...
      Ahead of his weight.

    • @picks_1993
      @picks_1993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dontcallmerudy9044 Look who’s talking.

  • @youaretearingmeapartlisa7253
    @youaretearingmeapartlisa7253 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    That old guy barely through the door before getting grabbed and dragged across the counter is hilarious. Poor guy probably just wanted a cup of coffee

  • @Jball2K-TV
    @Jball2K-TV 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    It's not a Steven Seagal movie without destroying everything in the establishment 😂😂

  • @sausagegabbagoochi1959
    @sausagegabbagoochi1959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    The head nod…….And then”Put the sweetest n low back on the table” Used to crack me and my sister Rob all the time….so serious lmaoooo love this

    • @PotawatomiThunderNew
      @PotawatomiThunderNew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That is my favorite moment of the whole thing. 🤣 that long pause leading up to just that calm but serious “put the Sweet N low back on the table” just kills me. 😂😂😭😭

    • @agent_mc
      @agent_mc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Your sister is named rob?

    • @pitchking5496
      @pitchking5496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@agent_mc probably short for Robin

    • @underscorejojo
      @underscorejojo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha the best moment :D

    • @bawsack69
      @bawsack69 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your sister is a dude?

  • @davebarbera3022
    @davebarbera3022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    Haha what’s hilarious is this is so accurate of how almost every Steven seagal movie is when he arrives in a public space with many people! He talks calmly but angrily! Then it’s all subtle then he just tears shit up and kicks everyone’s ass haha

    • @lawrenceclifton38
      @lawrenceclifton38 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      *pays people to act like he can fight

    • @jamesdonoughue4557
      @jamesdonoughue4557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@lawrenceclifton38 how dare you? Akido is a legit Martial art I stopped a bullet with it

    • @lawrenceclifton38
      @lawrenceclifton38 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jamesdonoughue4557 hahahha

    • @lawrenceclifton38
      @lawrenceclifton38 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jamesdonoughue4557have you ever heard the gene lebelle story?

    • @johnsonandyjohnson
      @johnsonandyjohnson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lawrenceclifton38that was a lie. Seagal said so 🤣💩

  • @LazzarrusLong
    @LazzarrusLong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    01:51 That extended pause was perfect!

    • @djfusionkotb
      @djfusionkotb 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      “………………………………………………….Put the sweet n low back on the table”

  • @twinklinglicin
    @twinklinglicin ปีที่แล้ว +16

    3:27 and on had me literally crying...that shimmy to the door and random kick to that dude's face is fuckin gold!

  • @sim24687193
    @sim24687193 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Imagine just coming in to Milly’s for a cup of Joe and you get grabbed outta nowhere and dragged onto a countertop for no damn reason😅

    • @gbot3377
      @gbot3377 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Priceless comment. Dudes walk was like a 100 year old farmer to boot just coming in for a hot cup a Milly's joe, and a slice of her famous apple pie.

    • @danielj5056
      @danielj5056 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @Dan-di9jd
      @Dan-di9jd ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, that's a Seagal movie in a nutshell. In Seagal's universe, you're part of his story and he just knows somehow you're involved with whatever it is that he thinks is going on. Also missing from this skit is how someone is sitting down nervously explaining about how awesome he is and how he's special forces and all that and how he could just leave destruction wherever he goes.

    • @gr8myndmuzic
      @gr8myndmuzic 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @mattbrendlen
    @mattbrendlen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    This Seagal impression is even more on point, now!

  • @ElijahIan
    @ElijahIan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Snaps her arm....” see that???? I BLAME ALL oF YOU”!!! Lol

  • @gp1004
    @gp1004 9 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    "Smarts are the brains that make America think." LOL

  • @joshlight6892
    @joshlight6892 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Nothing says America like Steven Seagul kicking the shit out of everyone he sees for trivial reasons.

  • @darj617
    @darj617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Mad tv was funnier than SNL back then...and still is!

    • @jeshkam
      @jeshkam 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      So was SCTV.

    • @GustavoGalvan-i4l
      @GustavoGalvan-i4l 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      100 %

  • @empire0
    @empire0 10 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    The little karate move before he kicks the guy in the face lol.

    • @myspace4408
      @myspace4408 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      empire it was bullshido.

  • @alessandrozuffi5068
    @alessandrozuffi5068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Believe it or not, judging by the horror stories of the people who worked with him, this is him being nice.

    • @Styxswimmer
      @Styxswimmer ปีที่แล้ว

      How can he be so full of himself? He's a terrible actor, aikido is a joke of a martial art, he's fat, no one likes him, his career is nonexistent and everyone laughs at him instead of with him. Yet he still thinks he's a badass.

    • @timmygeiste915
      @timmygeiste915 ปีที่แล้ว

      Steven is a jerkoff!

  • @jaywalker3553
    @jaywalker3553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    When he picked up the poor Farmer looking dude who just walked in door had me in tears like what the hell is going on what did I do man 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gerardgomez4075
      @gerardgomez4075 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂

    • @mynameisill4518
      @mynameisill4518 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Woke up to go get some breakfast and coffee to have the day started off right..NOT TODAY lol 😂 funny shit

    • @brysteinberg1972
      @brysteinberg1972 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I’m dying

    • @jaywalker3553
      @jaywalker3553 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@brysteinberg1972 bro I’ve watched this shit 10x it gets funnier every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @buckwild-k9g
      @buckwild-k9g 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That's true to his movies there's always a scene where he beats up or kills somebody for unexplained reasons.

  • @Eva-uw6uo
    @Eva-uw6uo ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I never would have guessed that over time this parody would turn from being entirely too accurate to being too flattering to fit anymore

  • @mariusjns
    @mariusjns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This had more plot than the last 10 Seagal movies combined.

  • @BrianSmith-yq7ys
    @BrianSmith-yq7ys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    This could be a tv show in itself

  • @mariusloveless7880
    @mariusloveless7880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    This sketch is so damn funny lol Will Sasso is comedic gold.

  • @clemenceau16
    @clemenceau16 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Lots of great subtlety in the writing in this bit. "That's pretty smart. Smarts are the brains that make America think." BRILLIANT!

  • @Xixbalba
    @Xixbalba ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The synthesizer sound whenever he hits someone gets me 😂

  • @tacotequill32
    @tacotequill32 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Love the way those strums from "America the Beautiful" hit low whenever Seagal confronts somebody trying to taint the country😂

  • @bigbongo197
    @bigbongo197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    This show was the best man…

    • @enterthebruce91
      @enterthebruce91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Will Sasso looks and sounds EXACTLY like Steven Seagal.

  • @lawrencegriffith4218
    @lawrencegriffith4218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    idk why i laughed when he stood up and the sat back down lol

    • @IntrovertedOreo
      @IntrovertedOreo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Have you seen Seagal movies now? He's either sitting or has body doubles for when he walks 😂

    • @theriomrasputin8233
      @theriomrasputin8233 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is a movie where Seefood Segal actual performs a fight scene while sitting on a chair. Haha

    • @sk31370n
      @sk31370n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theriomrasputin8233 some say he has a seat built into his body

  • @ShinGoji1987Official
    @ShinGoji1987Official 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Lol I remember laughing at this as a kid when it first aired but now I'm laughing at it even harder as an adult, love nostalgic comedy. Thanks for sharing

  • @nikosalexopoulos6542
    @nikosalexopoulos6542 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    This is the most patriotic video i've ever seen. I literally cried. And that means a lot coming from me - I am Greek

  • @mrparkerdan
    @mrparkerdan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    That neck snap at the end was the perfect ending. He’ll do more of those in subsequent skits.

    • @timmygeiste915
      @timmygeiste915 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The arm break too Mily and kick to the head with the customers lmfao!

  • @GT-jp4bo
    @GT-jp4bo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    SNL never made me laugh this hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Dan-di9jd
      @Dan-di9jd ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah it's a good show too but this is MadTV.

    • @gregcosta6965
      @gregcosta6965 ปีที่แล้ว

      except for the Salt Bae skit:)

    • @mathinho1237
      @mathinho1237 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uh... Ok

  • @SCWROX
    @SCWROX 9 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    I like how the guy just walks in the door and Steven just sends him flying across the room.

    • @ZimicaGaming
      @ZimicaGaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He doesn't even touch him again

    • @judahsoremy9857
      @judahsoremy9857 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Steven."

    • @at4420
      @at4420 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Quick Clips He should've used the frying pan and corkscrew opener.

    • @Pawlotscha
      @Pawlotscha 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He was wrong time in wrong place- in Steven Seagal’s America

    • @mooncradlestide
      @mooncradlestide 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That part where he send hims flying and him cocking back poor Milly's arm like a shotgun damn near killed me laughing when this first aired!!!!

  • @inactiveuser1981
    @inactiveuser1981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Nice to see Steven Seagal being so calm and collected.

  • @pdanny526
    @pdanny526 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Steven seagal. Not the hero we need or want, but the hero we deserve. God bless America 🇺🇸

    • @civotamuaz5781
      @civotamuaz5781 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not the hero, period 😅

    • @craigmckay388
      @craigmckay388 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@IStevenSeagalYou need psychiatric help. How obsessed do you have to be with someone to have them as your username?

    • @Steveman27
      @Steveman27 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @IStevenSeagal Did your mom tell them something else?

    • @stephenfox8685
      @stephenfox8685 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He's an ass.

  • @chaoticdays
    @chaoticdays 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    This guy can actually jump and kick. Seagal would need a stunt double for that

    • @One21Jiggawatts
      @One21Jiggawatts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sasso has some physical skills. He was great as Curly in 3 stooges.

  • @Shatamx
    @Shatamx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    "Put the sweet an low back on the table." Lmfao!

  • @boltfanbeliever76
    @boltfanbeliever76 10 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Will Sasso is hilarious especially as Steven segal

    • @ericbauer4897
      @ericbauer4897 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      BOLTFAN believer76 his Tony Soprano was even better.

    • @PartyDownMan3000
      @PartyDownMan3000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He was probably my favorite cast member. This and Kenny Rogers we're my favorite characters of his

    • @aurorauplinks
      @aurorauplinks 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      il share with you a link to my favorite impersonation he as a actor is so great at everything lols
      th-cam.com/video/-JFHAE0xPFg/w-d-xo.html

  • @superstarreviews9937
    @superstarreviews9937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Nothing funnier than the guy,getting dragged across the counter, for just walking into restaurant!!! 😂

  • @Joke_Bidumb
    @Joke_Bidumb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Better production quality and coreography than anything he's done in the last two decades.

  • @_scyas_6423
    @_scyas_6423 9 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    '' You see that ? Pack of Sweet-n-'Lo over here. Piece of gum over there. Now a piece of America is lost forever.'' LOL !

  • @WildCatAce2255
    @WildCatAce2255 11 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I love the little music bits that happen every time Seagal punches someone out. lol.

  • @akilleus1815
    @akilleus1815 7 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    This is funnier than anything snl has done in like 20 years

    • @TheSupradvr
      @TheSupradvr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I always thought mad tv was funnier even when I was young

    • @zacharyjohns1157
      @zacharyjohns1157 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SNL is still as funny as it has always been. You’re just a trump supporter so it offends you.

    • @sirdan357
      @sirdan357 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@zacharyjohns1157 No, unlike you he has an IQ over 80 and can think on his own.

    • @Luke_Segovia
      @Luke_Segovia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zachary Johns you gotta be trolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @playbackproductions1
      @playbackproductions1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dunno man, i heard a lady on snl recently tell a joke about her vagina that was just top notch!

  • @judgedredd3921
    @judgedredd3921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    He is a true American...protecting and teaching Americans how to be American, most American thing I've seen in America so far lmfao

    • @Ohflipsnap
      @Ohflipsnap ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LMFAO = Laughing My Fucking America Off

    • @tiffanyshanley1419
      @tiffanyshanley1419 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ironically Seagal is more into Russia than he is America now. Perhaps he should become a permanent citizen there

    • @JediRastafari
      @JediRastafari ปีที่แล้ว +4

      and yet he defends Russia more than America nowadays

    • @TheIntJuggler
      @TheIntJuggler ปีที่แล้ว

      He defected to Russia.

    • @andresneira637
      @andresneira637 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ironic since Will is from Canada

  • @liquidninja04
    @liquidninja04 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Happy July 4th. You're a good American

  • @BrandonBarbera
    @BrandonBarbera 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I literally pissed my pants when he broke her arm lmfao!!!!!

  • @ScottishKilts
    @ScottishKilts 9 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    What's funny is that Stephen Segal is now as fat as Will Sasso was when this showed aired.

    • @HoneyBadger1184
      @HoneyBadger1184 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      brunohale No man, Seagal looks worse now

    • @cho32dead
      @cho32dead 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      HoneyBadger1184 still whoop your ass

    • @HoneyBadger1184
      @HoneyBadger1184 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      cho32dead
      No I think he would want to rather eat me at this point

    • @Foksuh
      @Foksuh 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      brunohale Best part is that he's a vegatarian... supposedly.

    • @e.r3196
      @e.r3196 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +brunohale and Will Sasso looks thinner now >_

  • @YouCantHoldOnTooLong
    @YouCantHoldOnTooLong 9 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    This was priceless! That guy looks and talks and behaves just like Steven Seagal!
    ~Dutch

    • @schmidty5107
      @schmidty5107 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +YouCantHoldOnTooLong That guy is the mesomorphic minotaur himself @willsasso !

  • @LarryXLR
    @LarryXLR 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The voice and the face are SPOT ON

  • @johnselden9257
    @johnselden9257 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Long pause….”Put the sweet and low back on the table.”
    I love that.

  • @Gyrbae
    @Gyrbae 10 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    The land that's truly freely true and free.

    • @DeadCamper
      @DeadCamper 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I wish I was American so I could be truly freely true and free.

  • @yellowblanka6058
    @yellowblanka6058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The bouncing angry Seagal head on the van at the beginning is just *chef's kiss*

  • @Sitti2300
    @Sitti2300 10 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    He did say Millie is America, so he just killed America.

    • @LucidDream
      @LucidDream 10 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Only a part of it. Ya see, nothing is more American than America.

    • @sebadcabre
      @sebadcabre 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      LucidDream Give me the sweet n' low.

    • @damianh6310
      @damianh6310 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sitti2300 thats why its lol

    • @freewayshay
      @freewayshay 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      She was a traiter

  • @southpaw788
    @southpaw788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That neck snap when he walks out 🤣

  • @Mitsuraga
    @Mitsuraga 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I feel like Steven Seagal wouldn't realise this was a parody.

  • @fonzieskatesurf
    @fonzieskatesurf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    2:37 "Sourdough! Is it *French* 🇫🇷???" Sounds like he's about to get offended if it isn't American 🇺🇸😆

    • @ronelz999
      @ronelz999 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That cracked me up the most tbh! it was so aggressive lol.

    • @gbot3377
      @gbot3377 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaha you know it. Especially angry if French, given their history of high tailing it in wartime, haha. Will, I mean Steven wants chargers not run awayers, hehe.

  • @karlshuler1011
    @karlshuler1011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Thanks for posting this, I'm still laughing at this brilliant piece of comedy gold

  • @chegadesuade
    @chegadesuade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Amazing lines and he didn't mess up once, this was a masterclass performance

    • @rao8559
      @rao8559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It wasnt live unlike SNL. There were many retakes

  • @ahmadkazemi8728
    @ahmadkazemi8728 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have watched this clip so many times over the years, still I can watch it again and it would be as funny as the first time.

  • @AaronLakes-ge9su
    @AaronLakes-ge9su ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was awesome I loved it and mad TV should return again it was ahead of it's time we are just now catching up with it ❤👊😎🤟🤘🤟🤘

  • @MossitaBrenande
    @MossitaBrenande 11 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    When he snapped her arm, I had to go to the hospital to get me some oxygen from laughing too much!

    • @Dawess1000
      @Dawess1000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was laughing so much as well!!

    • @brentwhite3091
      @brentwhite3091 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂 i kept replyimg that part 30 times and i was laughing so hard.

    • @jimmys8492
      @jimmys8492 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @GermanPrincess-pe8rl
      @GermanPrincess-pe8rl 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao Same! Savage

    • @bierlichen1
      @bierlichen1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn't expect him to do that. LOL

  • @lipranditoys
    @lipranditoys 9 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    That kick was way out of Seagal's movement capabilities.

  • @FlipWarBucks
    @FlipWarBucks 9 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    ...........put the sweet n low back on the table.

  • @ericpeterson5994
    @ericpeterson5994 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This is pretty much a plot line for an actual Steven segal film.

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This Seagal impression is killing me, I wish they would do a whole show to parody Seagal

  • @Darkton80
    @Darkton80 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Steven Seagal's America" is Will Sasso's funniest sketch ever!!! That and "Arnold's Bedtime".

  • @JayREEZYsays
    @JayREEZYsays 10 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    3:32 I'm officially dead. That guy JUST walked in...

    • @floydknip6943
      @floydknip6943 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i think thats dave chapelle

    • @warpnin3
      @warpnin3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But he had an un-American look in his eyes. He brought it on himself..

  • @erikghast3312
    @erikghast3312 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Hi I'm Steven Seagal and I'm an American...and to me nothing means America more than America and Americans."

  • @legendhasit557
    @legendhasit557 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Space ice entered the chat:
    Mad Tv is Steven Seagal major blockbuster hit where he showed the world that acting and standing up can be done even if you’re morbidly obese.
    It starts out with sensei Seagal hanging out in a diner ordering everything on the menu, when all of a sudden Seagal see a woman and child enjoying a milkshake, and he realizes he hasn’t killed an innocent person in 30 mins do to not being able to pull up his long t-shirt and work passed his massive pair of tidy whites to grab his gun.

  • @mariodiaz1493
    @mariodiaz1493 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Slient pause... " put the sweet and low back in the table"😂😂😂😂

  • @murraysaucedo897
    @murraysaucedo897 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You have no idea! I started laughing so hard watching this sketch that first my ab cramped and since I couldn’t contain my laughter while cramping I ended up puking my intestines out. I’m not talking a little bit of vomit coming up to the mouth like I hurled a good stream out and no this is no hyperbole like I’m being 💯right now that’s how much I laughed 😂😆😆😆😆😆

  • @stsbanga
    @stsbanga 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    put the sweet an low back on the table

  • @craiglarocque1123
    @craiglarocque1123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I lost it laughing when he broke the harmless old woman's arm lmao

  • @mrbigglesworth_Official
    @mrbigglesworth_Official 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Never gets old

  • @mmedley9894
    @mmedley9894 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This skit was awesome! One of my favorite MADD skits ever.

  • @antediluvian99
    @antediluvian99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    A 1000% accurate portrayal.

  • @peacefuljeffrey
    @peacefuljeffrey 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Smarts are the brains that make America think.” LOL 😂

  • @TheJman669
    @TheJman669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The physique of Will fits modern Steven perfectly.

    • @aychbhomas6608
      @aychbhomas6608 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tbh he's more athletic here than Seagal has been in about a decade

  • @Leg3ndKilla687
    @Leg3ndKilla687 9 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "We don't want any trouble "....
    "Pack up your receipt ...cause you just bought some " * pow*

  • @amaruqlonewolf3350
    @amaruqlonewolf3350 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This isn't even a parody. This is a reenactment.

  • @jaythomas468
    @jaythomas468 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Will Sasso channels Steven Seagal here better than even Steven Seagal does NOW.
    This is comedy GOLD. 👍

    • @spocko2181
      @spocko2181 ปีที่แล้ว

      He even fights standing up!