I know in the actual Odyssey he's described as shorter than most of the other soldiers, I believe specifically he's described as shorter then Agamemnon but more broad shouldered than most
I mean... he IS Greek. I know he's from Ithaca and not Sparta but all pretty much all Greeks viewed the most intimate relationship two humans could share to be the one between squadmates lol. On their wedding night Spartan women would shave their heads and wear a version of their husband's squad uniform to symbolically share that intimacy at least once with their husband. 🤣
@@Theletter_f to be fair, Zeus shows up several times in Heracles’s family tree. Heracles’ mother was a descendant of Perseus who was a son Zeus and Perseus’s mother was also a descendant of another son of Zeus. Greek mythology (and many, _many,_ other mythologies) are very uncomfortably incestuous if you think about them too hard. This isn’t even the most horrifying combination (and yes, the most horrifying one I know of in Greek mythology does also include Zeus)
I think maybe so lol in greek mythology i heard some men who had been at war for long did spend time (spending time as in...ehem ehem) with their comrades cause like long time at war( not sure if its true) But alot of people kept shipping Ody with Diomedes lol 🗿
"Put a finger down for everyone you think your child has done." **they put no fingers down** I mean, I get Athena she spawned out of a skull, BUT ODYSSEUS PARENTS COME ONE! YOU THINK TELEMACHUS JUST SPAWNED
OMFGS 😂 thank you so much crashsite I really needed that it’s been a very busy day with me helping/packing up my dads house cuz we’re moving in the new year and my body is so sore from lifting everything into the skip I really appreciate this hilarious video hope you’re doing well and hope uni is treating you well I really love your videos and your an inspiration to me to make my own animation ❤
Ody: Interesting the odds of that actually happening are coincidentally vanishingly small. 🤔 Athena: I would say Infinitesimal….😌 parimdes: yes and I would say tinyly Weenyly but we all know words. 😏 Just ody and Athena talking BATTLE TATICS! 🗣️ IM CACKLING OVER HERE 🤣
0:17 I may be wrong here, but this is young ody, his parents, and Athena right? A lot of people are saying this is Telemachus but it says "ody's parents" so I'm assuming it's ody
everyone missing the fact that on the “kissed a boy” one it’s Laertes, Anticlea, and Athena with Odysseus 😭 guys its not Telemachus, he has the nose scar
@ No it just means shakespeare used a greek name for a character lol Laertes is Odysseus’ father. It means “of the people” if i recall correctly. Pretty cool name. Better than Ody’s meaning by a long shot lol It’s also why one of Odysseus’ epithets is Laertiades (meaning son of Laertes)
NOT THE APRIL FOOLS JOKE REFERENCE 💀💀💀 (If u don't get it, Jorge posted an april fools joke on what the song monster was going to become, in reality it just went smth like uhh...."I aM a MoNsTeR, rAwR rAwR rAwr" in repeat, the actual song is pretty good tho.)
Hermes: like your always getting into trouble man Ody: uh, Hermes *gets attacked by a bird* H-hermes! Great great great grandpa help m- *falls off the raft*
At the part of 0:24 are they saying Odysseus or Telemachus has kissed a boy? I THOUGHT it was talking about Odysseus but people in the comments are saying differently and now I'm unsure.... if it is Odysseus who do we think he kissed? Odysseus reacts the same why every short person does when someone calls them a height that's shorter than they are (including myself)
I love Ody being the canon short friend way too much
IKR?!
and apparently he's much taller than the suitors
He has small and feral energy
I know in the actual Odyssey he's described as shorter than most of the other soldiers, I believe specifically he's described as shorter then Agamemnon but more broad shouldered than most
At this point every one is doing it so it’s canon
Jay is 5'9
ALL THREE OF THEM IMMEDIATELY PUTTING DOWN A FINGER IS SO FUNNY TO ME
They’re Greek, it’d be concerning if he hadn’t
For real
No damn hesitation they all think Odysseus would kiss boys
@@wolfiadarkangelpolites has been there longer than even athena
@@dragonstouch1042id be more concerning on the age of the dude he kissed 💀
Oh wait i forgot his in his early 20s nvm
1:03 Hermes, you work with the dead. Bad news is LITERALLY your job😭
Doesn't mean he has to like it😭✋
@@haniasha008 True lol
He doesn’t like to hear it though 😂
I love that about greek mythology
Hermes and Charon are just chill like that and Hermes does part time work for Charon
And he's the god of "anyone who works where wolves and bandits thrive."
Our Disney Princess was left speechless: 0:16
An attempt was made let’s cut him some slack 😂poor baby
"And I would say Teedlyweedly"
-Human version of a golden retriever.
Jake Peralta is a human golden retriever...
@kris-zo3yf WAIT NO I MENT PERSONALLY WISE-
0:25 either athena thinks telemachus kisses boys or she thinks odysseus does. probably both
I mean... he IS Greek. I know he's from Ithaca and not Sparta but all pretty much all Greeks viewed the most intimate relationship two humans could share to be the one between squadmates lol. On their wedding night Spartan women would shave their heads and wear a version of their husband's squad uniform to symbolically share that intimacy at least once with their husband. 🤣
Wait…..you’re not lying. 😂
Telemachus seems like the most disastrous bisexual to grace this earth.
those are odysseus' parents XD it says so in a caption over their heads lol
I thought they were talking about telemachus and he was like "how did they find out about peisistratus?" XD
I have developed an unhealthy obsession with Odysseus canonically being the short friend ☠️🙏
"where do you get off?"
"at ithaca, hopefully"
edit : 109 likes in 19 hours? tysm!!
Key word for ody “hopefully!”
@OliviaTaylor-r2x i mean, *he* got home fine
can't say the same for 600 other specific individuals
0:51 Bro choose violence 💀
THE FIRST PART IS SO THEM OMFG HELP, TOO ACCURATE XD.
Athena, Penelope and Odysseus being Telemachus parental figures is adorable omg
I doubt that Athena puts her finger down for Tele)) She is standing behind Ody for a reason)
@notnik-i6i Wait, this might be the actual interperation HELP, sort I read it wrong lmfao. Hilarious XD
i think the joke is that Athena has an oath of celibacy, so it means she's a rulebreaker if she has a child
@@notnik-i6ithat’s what I thought
he's probably kissed several. list off the top of my head:
diomedes
definitely polites
posibly eurylochus
almost definitely hermes
Hermes is his grandfather 😭
That was Telemachus?
Edit: never mind, I misread the caption, that was in fact Odysseus and not Telemachus
@@Theletter_f to be fair, Zeus shows up several times in Heracles’s family tree. Heracles’ mother was a descendant of Perseus who was a son Zeus and Perseus’s mother was also a descendant of another son of Zeus. Greek mythology (and many, _many,_ other mythologies) are very uncomfortably incestuous if you think about them too hard. This isn’t even the most horrifying combination (and yes, the most horrifying one I know of in Greek mythology does also include Zeus)
A true greek hero
@@Theletter_f cronos married his younger sister
Hermes at the end was SO canon-😂
Polites acting sassy is 100% canon 😂
Not the boat backing up 😭
It killed me😭
Does this makes Bi Odysseus canon¿
I think maybe so lol in greek mythology i heard some men who had been at war for long did spend time (spending time as in...ehem ehem) with their comrades cause like long time at war( not sure if its true)
But alot of people kept shipping Ody with Diomedes lol 🗿
they put that shit in reverse 😭
We've returned to the "fandom as vines" content the world is healing 🙏
This is so good I love the finger down one Telemacus was like “dude… no way”
0:20 I love how Athena is also seen as his parent. He got 3 parents and one is literally a god lol
1:02 I love how Hermes is so done with everything XD
"Put a finger down for everyone you think your child has done."
**they put no fingers down**
I mean, I get Athena she spawned out of a skull, BUT ODYSSEUS PARENTS COME ONE! YOU THINK TELEMACHUS JUST SPAWNED
They were saying telemachus hasn't banged anyone not that they haven't.
Telemachus did not expect to unlock new lore abt he's das lmao
Having charlie as hermes is unexpectedly the perfect casting 😂😂
I didn’t expect it, but it fits SO WELL
00:23 I bet my money on Diomedes
SAME
oh definitely
The fact Telemachus looked so betrayed when he was called out
I don’t know if there was any PJO fans here, but can you imagine Luke seeing his father singing to Odysseus?
HA
LMAO (pjo fan here)
And dancing/flirting with him
@@Anusha-mj4pj Exactly😂
I've actually thought of that, lol.
Mayhaps Luke just needs some of that ✨️HOLY MOLY✨️
I would pay to see that 😭🙏
Need more epic meme animatics in my life pls do more of these 🙏
OMFGS 😂 thank you so much crashsite I really needed that it’s been a very busy day with me helping/packing up my dads house cuz we’re moving in the new year and my body is so sore from lifting everything into the skip I really appreciate this hilarious video hope you’re doing well and hope uni is treating you well I really love your videos and your an inspiration to me to make my own animation ❤
This was The Best. I'm always so excited when you post.
Charlie as Hermes needs to happen
The boat having a backup light is absolutely amazing
0:27: his face🤣
0:56 it's canon now😂
"I'm calling you fat" our sassy lil pancake 0:49
Clytemnestra helen and Penelope are the best trio
Charlie as Hermes is a whole new different vibe! XD I love it!
Ody: Interesting the odds of that actually happening are coincidentally vanishingly small. 🤔
Athena: I would say Infinitesimal….😌
parimdes: yes and I would say tinyly Weenyly but we all know words. 😏
Just ody and Athena talking BATTLE TATICS! 🗣️
IM CACKLING OVER HERE 🤣
Ok the second one was the best hands down
JAJAJJAJAJAJJAJA I LOVE THE REVERSE LIGHTS HAGSJAHAJHSJAHAH
I love this! This is so funny (and so true)
This is truly an early Christmas present to us all, thank you
we all know what you are odysseus ❤️
0:17 I may be wrong here, but this is young ody, his parents, and Athena right? A lot of people are saying this is Telemachus but it says "ody's parents" so I'm assuming it's ody
Yay.but it is funny either way
THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHTTT
Yep, you're correct, a lot of people just can't read
It can be both 😭
Oh that makes sense lol. I did not read that so I was confused As to why everyone was assuming is was young Ody.
"captain look another woman!" oh no lol
0:08 can't believe you predicted athena having a scar over her eye
everyone missing the fact that on the “kissed a boy” one it’s Laertes, Anticlea, and Athena with Odysseus 😭
guys its not Telemachus, he has the nose scar
Ur so RIGHT 😂 Everyone thinks it's Telem 😭 But it says "Ody's Parents" not "Telem's Parents"
Exactly!!
“Laertes “ I’m not entirely educated on odyssey lore, but does that mean Odysseus’ family was in Hamlet
@ No it just means shakespeare used a greek name for a character lol
Laertes is Odysseus’ father. It means “of the people” if i recall correctly. Pretty cool name. Better than Ody’s meaning by a long shot lol
It’s also why one of Odysseus’ epithets is Laertiades (meaning son of Laertes)
Ody being the shorty is so funny to me
Odysseus: WTF- DAD? MOM? ATHENA!?! 0:19
That's odysseus's parents not telemachus (so anticlea and laertes)
@ Opp… I’m dumb…
im crying of laughter this is hilarious
Wait who was next to Helen when they were laughing at Penelope for saying smash to Odysseus
Clytemnestra
They were laughing because Odysseus was talking to an owl
*"Ody's dad probably: "Son it's ok... It ancient Greece... Everyone's kissed somebody of the same gender"* 👌🏿
This is actually one of the funniest things I’ve seen 😂😂😂
NOT THE APRIL FOOLS JOKE REFERENCE 💀💀💀
(If u don't get it, Jorge posted an april fools joke on what the song monster was going to become, in reality it just went smth like uhh...."I aM a MoNsTeR, rAwR rAwR rAwr" in repeat, the actual song is pretty good tho.)
This is THE FUNNIEST thing I’ve seen all week I am CACKLING
Hermes is just like : “IM SO DONE WITH YOU-“ to Ody fr
I love this fandom sm Istg 😂😂😂
1:19 will wood reference!?!?!??1??1!
BEING SO GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL
@@Somebody-km3mqoh lorddddddddddddddddd
THE LAST ONE I DIED
I hate when I see adorable things of Polites and then I remember who he ACTUALLY was and how he really died 💀 iykyk
And this is why we love hermes
Let’s fight. Rn. Run my fade.
THE REVERSE LIGHTS ON THE BOAT XD
We will need more of these
im wheezing I cant do this
HERMES AS CHARLIE LOL- 😂
This is awesome please make more
"put a finger down" kill me x)
Rip Hermes
HERE.
FOR.
THISSSSSSS
this is amazing ahhhh
HERMES IS SO DONE WITH ODY BAHAAH
Hermes: like your always getting into trouble man
Ody: uh, Hermes *gets attacked by a bird* H-hermes! Great great great grandpa help m- *falls off the raft*
Ngl telemacus obviously kissed pisistratus
ODY BEING SHORT BAHA.
perfection
Ody is so relatable
0:28 No mutiny if the ship just reversed
Btw awesome video❤
LMAO I LOVE THIS
Wait ody is short I love Greek mythology but I never knew this
Extra Nice 🏛️
At the part of 0:24 are they saying Odysseus or Telemachus has kissed a boy? I THOUGHT it was talking about Odysseus but people in the comments are saying differently and now I'm unsure.... if it is Odysseus who do we think he kissed?
Odysseus reacts the same why every short person does when someone calls them a height that's shorter than they are (including myself)
It says “Ody’s parents” so it’s likely Odysseus
It was Odysseus, and I’m calling it now, he kissed Diomedes
I also love the idea of Telemachus being into men is he gay or bi or pan you tell me XD
That’s ody’s parents💀
Yes I just realise when I watch it again XD
Who did Telemachus kissed? Antions?