Lisa The Pointless - Corporate Punishment: Alex is Unbreakable
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ก.พ. 2025
- Warning: contains painful amounts of dodging and luck
Decided to make a video of me beating this fan minigame without entering Alex's phase 3.
Play the game yourself: gamejolt.com/g...
I have to say, I really like the implication about alex's character from going through a corporate punishment without resorting to giving himself to his own folds. I think it could mean alex is someone who is at his core unbreakable, or might believe, truly, above all else, that somewhere better exists, that he can be better. Alex is ultimately become infinite hope against infinite cruelty. I really like that idea.
The Ultimate Hope versus the Ultimate Despair perhaps?
@@fishonmydish7774 No
@@fishonmydish7774 Yes
@@fishonmydish7774 shit well now someone needs to make Lisa: The Danganronpful (and then a trimmer version, and then a perspective version, and the combine those two versions into one and then)
@@yellowbirdie7182then cancel the project and make people suicidal
When the violence and bloodshed is said and done. Alex isn't a soldier, veteran or warlord. He's just an ragman looking for a better place than here.
Kung fu hobo is what he is
When the spamming and shitposting is said and done. Vidya butts isn't a philipbro, soiteen or oldchud. He's just a shitposter looking for a laugh.
@@Felipe45345 Don't blame me. Blame the Jannies
I like this tutorial for getting out of Corporate Punishment, I find work so much easier now!
It's always worked. Historically, you just get the employees together and beat the shit out of the CEO with your bare hands and things improve every time!
Really sorry for the frickin unsatisfying ending
Don't worry about it, I'm just insane
If you don't plan on updating it, what would you put down as the ending for this "route?"
i swear cleveland chopped my head off even though i was dived
Yeah, coulda sworn the same thing happened to me on my first run
Me too
Years late, but I believe the reason why you can still get hit even after you dive is you might've been hungover. Hungover reduces your dodge rate, and in all of my own runs of the fight, I've gotten hit while diving if I've been hungover.
The mad lad actually did it.
Jesus Christ that's some GAMEPLAY
Comically Large Kroger Cleveland
Ive actually tried this myself, got close but was stunlocked at the final moment. Sad.
For those trying this, stack advancing and steadfast. This is required to win, with no 3rd phase as it raises defense super high.
did it, it was hard fought, used the bird seeds in order to get enough MP to dive and he immediately became dangerous so, that was probably the hardest I strategized on a boss your meant to thoughtlessly steamroll.
this is accidentally extremely similar to the secret fight from lisa the joyful definitive edition
You could have saved a lot of time if you knew that the Dangerous effect comes with an invisible weakness to stun. In other words you can goat headbutt to effectively clear the effect.
Duely noted
Have in mind this does not apply for the geared up effect, at least in SOTWS
I tried, and got my ass folded and handed back to me
@@vicentezamorano8470 yeah don't do that lol
That doesn't apply in this mod for some reason lol
i tried this several times, twice i got close, but cleveland got the TRAPPED punch like a 4 turn stun, knowing that you can remove off-balance with condition killer is some stuff. I actually got 2 off-balance status effects at once at one point. Don't know how that happened
I know your pain. You should've seen how many tried this took
Also, I'm pretty sure that for whatever reason, major iris inflicts its own kind of off balance, instead of exhaustion
@@Buttnut1 yeah, there's two versions in this little game
one has a random amt of turns per application, and the other is set - tied to using moves
Love the use of "DIE DIE DIE" the trailer theme for Painful in here
0/1 not enough sodium chloride crab
*Alex got outta there!*
*+Off Balance*
*+Dodged*
*-Evade*
*-Evade*
*-Evade*
*-Evade*
-*372*
*Burning*
I also once managed to get through the boss without bringing myself to the third stage. Unfortunately, it often depends on the randomness and how part of Denskin will use the Gun
I recently tried to do it again just for fun, and I had completely forgotten how much you have to rely on good RNG
“Alex is unbreakable”
Me: IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?
I'm amazed you're the first person to point that out
@@Buttnut1 ikr, “Diamond is unbreakable” and “Alex is unbreakable”
I feel like it would make more sense if Kroger was replaced by wily knight and Milo was replaced by adult lanks
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Fantastic!
Now do it without losing any phases ;P
Give me like 5 days to get the RNG needed for that
(Please don't expect me to do that, I would actually lose my mind trying)
No Wilbur? ight,imma head out
he.... he didnt even enter third phase
canon alex zenkai boost: 4,090
Alex be getting ganked lmao
Butnut the gameplay is great but the third fase is the best of this mod :(
Missing content is the price I have to pay in order to be an epic gamer
No 3rd phase
Gj
why the heck is milo here if he's not a franchqiser
he is unbreakable but the thumbnail is
what are Alex phases 1 and 2 then?
Phase one is pretty much just default Alex, but phase 2 gives you an adrenaline status, which seems to increase max health, defense, and probably a few other things, AND you get Major Iris
@@Buttnut1 Oh right. Pretty impressive stuff dude!
Thanks! Glad you liked it! Also, while I have your attention, I was planning on doing a video on shaved super Arnold, since nobody else has, but I couldn't find that "cast animations" script that you said broke the animations. Is it supposed to be in data, or is it tucked away somewhere else?
@@Buttnut1 It's in the script editor (F11), so you can enter there and delete that script. But I ask of you and everyone to just forget shaved Arnold and not play it, since the execution of it was pure dogshit on my part
Aww, alright, I thought you did a pretty good job considering the time crunch
Alex it's Tim from Lisa the Unbreakable
Name of the status that's pink or something, cant put my finger on what it really is
Are you thinking of Adrenaline?
@@Buttnut1 that should be its name. i have not heard of anything like it in POINTLESS, only in bashful have i heard of such status effect.
wait u can get hte advancing stand on alex? whit no ifnity? hooow???
It's a fangame, so, anything goes really.
What's the song for Titan Cleveland?
Late but it's Hell Raiser
whats the first phase ost when korgar was by himself called
"Die Die Die!" from Painful
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@@Buttnut1 thanks cap
What's the script for moving status effects?
I wouldn't know, sorry, I'd try asking AlterReaper, or any other fangames devs who'd probably know
Song name ?
Hell raiser