You wanna hear it in German? Nein You wanna hear it in Russian? Net You wanna hear it in an alien language I made up? Doca **continues in other languages**
He is such a fun mixture of arrogant and awkward, with a noble heart and a slightly questionable relationship with his lovely sword. (In the beginning he actually reminded me of the black knight from monty pythons holy grail. “It’s only a flesh wound!” “I can’t move but I will fight you” :)
Every time he says he'll come running, all I can imagine is him charging with his sword mainly dragging him in our direction whether against his will or not, lol.
In the immortal words of some random person on the internet “Don’t wait for Prince Charming, you find him yourself. Poor idiot might be stuck in a tree or something..”
@@RedRanunculus I’m stuck on this one tbh. On one hand, my running gag is that I’m actually 9807 .3oz frogs in a trench coat. On the other hand, however, kissing potentially wild animals, and especially frogs is very unsanitary..
"It's not important how I ended up in the dreadful mess" Your a knight, tied to a tree, in the middle of the night, I think it's pretty important LIKE WTF HAPPENED???
Him: *saying things about how people mistreat knights* Me: "hmmmmmmmmmmm *grabs knife and cuts the rope* there now I'm gonna go and find raspberries and blackberries"
Him: UNTIE ME PEASANT ME: what’s the ✨Magic Word✨ Hydro I love your videos. Honestly they’re perfect the way they are just in their own, but I’m gonna be honest this definitely need a part 2. Please 🙏🙏🙏
"Did you just deny a direct order from a knight?!" Me: "Yes because you're very rude." Great audio by the way, I love your voice so much and appreciate the listening experience! Hope you're doing well, have a wonderful evening.☺️💕
15:50 Me: “Yeah- but like…can you stop with the peasant calling stuff?” Him: “You want me to stop calling you peasant?” Me: “Yes, that would be most enjoyable. 😭” (I don't know why, but I always tend to say things while I'm watching ASMR videos, and they sometimes add up.)
This was great. I do love that the arrogance felt like "It's your duty to help ME as it's my duty to protect YOU" rather than him being better than a peasant, but also heck no sir you can ask for help like everyone else! Great work as always!
you have summoned me anime quote of today “Everyone dies eventually, whether they have power or not. That’s why you need to think about what you’ll accomplish while you’re alive.” ~ Mary Macbeth (Blood blockade battlefront)
Knight: Just because I can't move doesn't mean I can't fight! Me: ...... Erm it generally means that Knight: Oh you're just a simple peasant! Thank the gods. Me (a High Priestess): Simple .... Peasant?! Knight: Set me free Me: Hmmmm ... No Knight: NO?! Me: You're rude Knight: Did you just deny a direct order?! Me: Clearly. I really don't like you already. I knew I should have let my familiars get the herbs and firewood
I like how he adds storylines and details to not only the character but to y/n themselves and some background characters and universes etc, very detailed but not so much that it could need a series just enough that you can imagine any sort of ending of your desire, very thoughtful Hydro!!:) 💙
Him: Only people pure of heart can touch this sword so in order to prove that you are pure touch the blade Me: 🙎♀️👉🗡🔥🔥🔥 Great videos and audios as usual! Keep up the great work!! ❤❤
I’ve never been this early before! There’s something about knights with a stupidly strong moral compass that I just adore. Reminds me a bit of my favorite character from The Wheel of Time books, Galad
I don't know about you but while he's giving his entire speech about "fixing the corruption", I'll just be playing with he's sword telling obvious lies to see if it turned black.
Great job😍 I'm just imagining what if the peasant is a witch , I mean in the middle of the night in a forest full of gang and demons ,so fearless and a unique name and also the protection spell?? Please give us a part two😭
We need a second part when the knight visit the village and meets back the viewer back at their farm and announces the news of the corruption which actually was bad news because the corruption in the knighthood run long and had deeper roots. So he needed more proof to show the king, but also secretly went out to see them again 👀 But this is an outstanding video with amazing content. Thank you for the video Hydro King!💕
him: "Only the purest of heart can wield it" me: oop- boy nevermind... *turns around and walks away* him: "or itll burn you" me: *turns back around* Oh?
Him: *rambling about how everyone is treating knights* Me: dude...are you starting to manipulate me? Listen I am in pain rn bc I step on a sharp rock in the water and I have wounds there put I didn't cry about it like you with the✨'PoWeR oF tHe KnIgHtS'✨
Knight:* being an ass* Me:"bitch please I am a witch /healer and a being that is at one with nature . Who has seen knights just like you use their power for ill intent so excuse me if I'm not grovelling on the ground and following your every command when my family was torn asunder by some entitled so-called knight's of the realm!!"
Me: "Sheesh. At least say please." Him: "Ooooh playing games with me are you? You think this is funny?!" Me: "Eh, a little bit."🙃 Him: "How tragic." Me: Ey, I'm just here. You've been nothing but rude. Not a great first impression for a knight. You're ordering me very rudly to do something I was already going to do when I first saw ya. Not gonna leave you here to die for crying out loud, but now, I'm really having second thoughts. You didn't even say please. 😤 Him: *goes into insulting, self pitying monolog* Me: Bruh-
Hydro this audio was just so cute!!! I loved it from beginning to end ❤️ You're really talented to create a story and put life into it ❤️ Can we expect a part 2 though? I loved it too much I think 😂😂
king trying to impress us with his promises and...* me just staning there with his sword be like: how about i give you this sword and see if you'll keep your word or not?(just kidding)
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"Oh your just a peasant!"
THE WAY I WAS SO OFFENDED 😭😭😭😭
FR, I EVEN STARTED INSULTING HIM BECAUSE OF IT 😨😨
"I need you to talk to my blade"
This man is so lonely that he talks to inanimate objects
**glances at my violin who has a name and pronouns, a backstory, and a human appearance**
Same bro
I talk to my wall that I named barnaby
The va talks to a microphone, seems to work for him.
@@nights_the_nightingalesame but I have a viola
@@kokocola8011Same ,I talk to random pictures and paintings I see. I gave them all names
Him: Free me!
Me: No
Him: What do you mean no?!
Me: Do you wanna hear is spanish?- no
You wanna hear it in German? Nein
You wanna hear it in Russian? Net
You wanna hear it in an alien language I made up? Doca
**continues in other languages**
✨noh✨
No bine
POV: you don’t get this is from teen wolf.
✨️Ni babuska ✨️
✨️no grandma ✨️
The way he tried to be intimidating at first was so hilarious 😂😂😂
I KNOW BUT IT WAS CUTE
@@Char--- it really was✨😁
I wanted to mess with him tho it was funny
@@queenofnightmares it really was😂😂😂
I honestly laughed loudly at 12 am 😂
"behave peasant"
"Stay pure Knight"
He is such a fun mixture of arrogant and awkward, with a noble heart and a slightly questionable relationship with his lovely sword.
(In the beginning he actually reminded me of the black knight from monty pythons holy grail. “It’s only a flesh wound!” “I can’t move but I will fight you” :)
"Tis but a flesh wound"
"A flesh wound!? Your arm's off!"
"No it isn't."
"Well what's that then!" * Gestures to arm *
"... I've seen worse."
*king arthur praying to god*
*black knight suddenly slams into him* hAVE AT THEE
I literally just finished watching that, like, an hour ago!😂
Every time he says he'll come running, all I can imagine is him charging with his sword mainly dragging him in our direction whether against his will or not, lol.
Him: "It burns anyone who isn't pure."
Me: "CHERRY BOY"
Him:it burns anyone who is impure
Me:👩🏻👉🏻🗡🔥
🤣🤣
True- I'D BE SET ON FIRE IMMEDIATELY!😭
I don't even need to touch it I'd be dead a crisp dust on the ground
the sword would probably burn me to death
If that were me, I would be surprised that sword didn’t burn me the second I came up close
“Just because I can’t move doesn’t mean I can’t fight!”
Yes, SIR! That’s exactly what that means. 😂😂😂
In the immortal words of some random person on the internet “Don’t wait for Prince Charming, you find him yourself. Poor idiot might be stuck in a tree or something..”
Or a frog.
@@RedRanunculus I’m stuck on this one tbh. On one hand, my running gag is that I’m actually 9807 .3oz frogs in a trench coat.
On the other hand, however, kissing potentially wild animals, and especially frogs is very unsanitary..
@@nonsuspicioustrenchcoat both can't be true? What's a little risk taking for your highness? What's a little salmonella?
@@RedRanunculus
.. would you kiss 9807 .3 oz frogs in a trench coat..? Asking for a friend 👀
Me mocking him every 30 seconds
“ToUcH mY bLaDE” “mY sWoRDs BEen bLeSsEd”
Sir black doesn’t glow 👺
Part 2: Tsundere knight comes back to your rescue
Technically he uses the kiss to save you in trouble, let’s make it happen 😭🌸
Ikr I would die if he ever does a part 2 that it isn't atleast a little related to this 💔
I would love to hear a part 2 of this 🥰🥰🥰
Still patiently waiting and hoping for a part 2 🤭🤙🏻😭
@@tanjat.9770 same
@@tanjat.9770 me too 😭
"It's not important how I ended up in the dreadful mess"
Your a knight, tied to a tree, in the middle of the night, I think it's pretty important LIKE WTF HAPPENED???
Him: *saying things about how people mistreat knights*
Me: "hmmmmmmmmmmm *grabs knife and cuts the rope* there now I'm gonna go and find raspberries and blackberries"
Him: UNTIE ME PEASANT
ME: what’s the ✨Magic Word✨
Hydro I love your videos. Honestly they’re perfect the way they are just in their own, but I’m gonna be honest this definitely need a part 2. Please 🙏🙏🙏
ME FR FR
"Did you just deny a direct order from a knight?!"
Me: "Yes because you're very rude."
Great audio by the way, I love your voice so much and appreciate the listening experience! Hope you're doing well, have a wonderful evening.☺️💕
And then he goes like this 🤨
@@notyourex6259 🤣🤣
Geez that's a lot of likes.😳
Major himbo energy. I LOVE HIM
15:50
Me: “Yeah- but like…can you stop with the peasant calling stuff?”
Him: “You want me to stop calling you peasant?”
Me: “Yes, that would be most enjoyable. 😭”
(I don't know why, but I always tend to say things while I'm watching ASMR videos, and they sometimes add up.)
This was great. I do love that the arrogance felt like "It's your duty to help ME as it's my duty to protect YOU" rather than him being better than a peasant, but also heck no sir you can ask for help like everyone else! Great work as always!
"It burns anyone who isn't pure."
Well crap- Looks like I'm dead.
Ayyyy same
To the holly sword
you have summoned me
anime quote of today
“Everyone dies eventually, whether they have power or not. That’s why you need to think about what you’ll accomplish while you’re alive.”
~ Mary Macbeth (Blood blockade battlefront)
Noce
MAYA! It wouldn’t be my comment section without you! Thank you for supporting me and our community with so much positivity~ 💜
Macbeth
Knight: Just because I can't move doesn't mean I can't fight!
Me: ...... Erm it generally means that
Knight: Oh you're just a simple peasant! Thank the gods.
Me (a High Priestess): Simple .... Peasant?!
Knight: Set me free
Me: Hmmmm ... No
Knight: NO?!
Me: You're rude
Knight: Did you just deny a direct order?!
Me: Clearly. I really don't like you already. I knew I should have let my familiars get the herbs and firewood
Omg ascendance of a bookworm????
"I've got to kiss you ofcourse"
WHOT? I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS-
0:20 Me when I’m on the porcelain throne and I see a three inch roach crawl out from under the bathtub
"I'll come running" is literally my favorite line to hear from Hyrdo
"No I am not blushing"
Sure and I'm not looking like a tomato.
Him:"Knight of the highest calibre"
Me:"You're stuck to a tree"
bro the way his sword won’t serve him anymore cause he promised not to call us “peasant” anymore and at the en he did
Bruh love that ✨✨
I like how he adds storylines and details to not only the character but to y/n themselves and some background characters and universes etc, very detailed but not so much that it could need a series just enough that you can imagine any sort of ending of your desire, very thoughtful Hydro!!:) 💙
Him: Only people pure of heart can touch this sword so in order to prove that you are pure touch the blade
Me: 🙎♀️👉🗡🔥🔥🔥
Great videos and audios as usual! Keep up the great work!! ❤❤
Me: Order me? I can leave you here, you brat. And say please...
(love it ^^)
I'll set you free if you say the magic word and apologize for your rudeness.
"Okay pea-person.. Person" Awww lil knight baby 💜
Yooo hydro king back at it again with another amazing video
JADE! This video was particularly fun to make! I hope you enjoy 😂🙈
how do we have the same exact name ☠️
@@zmbiedogs yooo that's weird just 2 jade admiring hydro kind ig
@@jade-luvs lmao ig
@@zmbiedogs
I can only tell what the hell is going on because one has a capitol J and one has a lowercase j..
The dynamic gives me Hercules and Meg vibes, very fun
plot twist idea: we end up being like a noble or magic user
Not me pretending I'm an ancient deity of the starlight pretending to be a human for the Shits and Giggles™ 🤭
Yes
I’ve never been this early before! There’s something about knights with a stupidly strong moral compass that I just adore. Reminds me a bit of my favorite character from The Wheel of Time books, Galad
oh my god, its 1am but I will gladly watch this masterpiece! I missed u so much King
I ammmmmm thank you so much! You’re so kind, I can’t tell you how grateful I am for your support! 🥺
♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
"I won't call you peasant again."
Thank you, I much prefer the term wench
"Bro, they're stealing a few bucks and didn't want to get caught it's not that deep."
Him: You can say that again
Sword: This guy isn't a liar
Me: Why do I hear boss music?
Him:* getting mad at his nights
Me:where is the music coming from
This guy is channeling Medieval Karen energy and I'm here for it
I don't know about you but while he's giving his entire speech about "fixing the corruption", I'll just be playing with he's sword telling obvious lies to see if it turned black.
I love your ideas! It's so original! I love your ideas AND your videos! Your voice as well of course!
"Oh you think this is funny?"
Me: " Yes, yes I do"
🤣
Great job😍 I'm just imagining what if the peasant is a witch , I mean in the middle of the night in a forest full of gang and demons ,so fearless and a unique name and also the protection spell?? Please give us a part two😭
We need a second part when the knight visit the village and meets back the viewer back at their farm and announces the news of the corruption which actually was bad news because the corruption in the knighthood run long and had deeper roots. So he needed more proof to show the king, but also secretly went out to see them again 👀
But this is an outstanding video with amazing content. Thank you for the video Hydro King!💕
Him: You’re just a peasant!
Me: Boy what did You call me?!😀
him: "Only the purest of heart can wield it"
me: oop- boy nevermind... *turns around and walks away*
him: "or itll burn you"
me: *turns back around* Oh?
23:48 WHY TF DID I THINK HYDRO WAS GONNA SAY “I’d come flying”- LIKE WHAT 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀
I had a really frustrating day today but this video really made it all better, thank you so much hydro your the best
Um….sorry for asking but can we have a part 2 please! This was really good and I would love to see a part 2
This was really good! I wish there would be a part 2
That was frickin adorable. The part of the end not the accusatory stuff
There’s so much to love about this audio, Hydro never fails to
make my day with his audios
TSUN TSUN KNIGHT WAAAA I LOVE HIM
Thank you Hydro for the lovely audio
Thank you for the lovely comment! 💜
I sneezed while reading that comment
@@R1CE_S0UP bless u
@@R1CE_S0UP bless you.
@@R1CE_S0UP bless you
Excuse me! I demand a second video on this, it is very intriguing! 😁😁😁
This helped some of my insomnia as its really calming and soothing to me so tysm!
Him: “Or are you a farmer?”
Me: I don play minecr-“
Him: Whatever, I don’t care.”
Me: “Then why would you ask 🧍🏽♀️”
I couldn't help but imagine he was upside down swaying side to side like that brother bear scene 😂
STOP WHY AM I IN LOVE 😭😭
Omgmgmgm, this is sooooo good, we *need* a part two
“Talk to my blade”
What is this, Magnus Chase 2.0?
Him: *rambling about how everyone is treating knights*
Me: dude...are you starting to manipulate me? Listen I am in pain rn bc I step on a sharp rock in the water and I have wounds there put I didn't cry about it like you with the✨'PoWeR oF tHe KnIgHtS'✨
I would love to seee part two of this!!!
Please, make a part 2 and "we'll grant you a token of our gratitude" ehehe
No but like seriously...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÆ, WE NEED A PART 2, PLEASE
Him: “that’s such a unique name, you don’t here it that often”
My name: *Mary*
•-•
It's nice finding new vocalist to listen to😌☺️
I really appreciate you choosing my little corner of the internet! Thank you so much! 💜
I neeed a part 2 to this!
This is amazing,😭we did a part 2😍
he's an absolute sweetheart
actually in love with you 😳🤭
THIS BETTER BE A SERIES 😭😭😭
Knight:* being an ass*
Me:"bitch please I am a witch /healer and a being that is at one with nature . Who has seen knights just like you use their power for ill intent so excuse me if I'm not grovelling on the ground and following your every command when my family was torn asunder by some entitled so-called knight's of the realm!!"
I love this and will cry if we don't get a part 2
“Oh your just a peasant”
Me in my lil world with magic powers
There’s four different kinds of ASMRs
Super long pauses
Super short pauses
Pausing during a sentence
*Sunny audios*
Me: "Sheesh. At least say please."
Him: "Ooooh playing games with me are you? You think this is funny?!"
Me: "Eh, a little bit."🙃
Him: "How tragic."
Me: Ey, I'm just here. You've been nothing but rude. Not a great first impression for a knight. You're ordering me very rudly to do something I was already going to do when I first saw ya. Not gonna leave you here to die for crying out loud, but now, I'm really having second thoughts. You didn't even say please. 😤
Him: *goes into insulting, self pitying monolog*
Me: Bruh-
Please please please make a part 2 💗
Hydro this audio was just so cute!!! I loved it from beginning to end ❤️
You're really talented to create a story and put life into it ❤️
Can we expect a part 2 though? I loved it too much I think 😂😂
“Or are you a Farmer?”
Me, standee valley, actually was a farmer, is always a little goat boy character who sucks at magic: now I don’t wanna.
I need part 2 ❤️🔥❤️🔥 when the listener in dangerous and he feel it
A new audio by Hydro yes please I am gonna love it a lot 😊
HEEEYYY!!~~ OH IM FIRST YAY!!
HEYYYY FIRST! THANKS FOR COMINGGGG!! 💜
Important question: do all knights of this universe kiss all royalty in this universe? Is there a mass kissing ceremony of sorts? I should go to sleep
I'm guessing it's only their personal knights that do that
Bro acts like i didn't touch the sword immediately after being told it would burn me
Please continue the story!! It’s so good!!!
PART 👏🏻 TWO 👏🏻 PLEASE
This was stunning! The character and your voice were very good and fun. ❤⚘ Hope there will be more to the story.
Hey, i love your videos so much
That means the world to me thank you so much! 💜
6:05 YOU CALLED ME A PEASANT 👹
I was very sad but you made me happy I love the audio
omg this opening reminds me of florante and laura, like the being tied to a tree thing
Ah I'm in love with your voice and your videos you really don't let us down with them (•^w^•)b have a great day or night!!
so the "token of gratitude" is like when the knights fighting a beast and he senses that were in danger hes gonna be like " hold on my girl needs me"🤣
“This isn’t fair”
But you talk to us like shit 🤨👏
Thank you for this Hydro.
king trying to impress us with his promises and...*
me just staning there with his sword be like: how about i give you this sword and see if you'll keep your word or not?(just kidding)