One of the most underrated Colin slams that I can remember was actually aimed at Roland. I can’t find it to save my life, but there was an episode where they had strippers in the studio. Roland was about to get a lap dance, and Colin casually tells the stripper “just pretend you need a Turkish visa” 😂😂
He also said on that show that Roland looks like a corrupt Bulgarian border patrol officer, but my personal favourite is him saying that Kurt Metzger looks like a Bosnian war criminal and sends shivers down the audience spines 😂😂😂 Btw, that video you can't find is called "Colin Quinn in studio" and the thumbnail is young, unrecognisable Colin without a shirt
7:47 One of my personal favourites from Colin. "That's how it goes Larva, so shut up. Norton reminds me of Larva, and I don't even know what that looks like, just the name. James 'Larva' Norton."
The ways he describes Bob Kelly within just the first couple minutes: Fat Tibetan lesbian, ..Should be whipping Huskies on a sled, .. selling rugs to tourists in Istanbul "
If you’re ever curious why opie sucks. A perfect example is when he had a rare funny line about the a hole gaping being like it was singing opera “OOOOOO” but then not even 45 mins later he tries to reuse the EXACT same joke about big urethras and it’s like wow hilarious opie way to be super originals
"Bob should be throwing a spear at a whale in Manitoba" followed by "you should be whipping huskies on a sled right now" are one of the best back to back slams in history, Colin really came in guns blazing 😂
@@WaldoBagelTopper You can watch a man get his head cut off from the 1950's and it still make you sick. It's not about power over you it's about disgusting behavior... Same with opie.
God opie doesn’t have a funny bone in his body. Every time he talks here it’s a screeching halt to comedy or forcing unfunny content. Thank god everyone but him is hilarious to keep the show entertaining.
I love when Opie interupted Colin speaking for a boring, monotone story about a midget existing, and also those calls about people getting what New Yorkers call blowjobs because they think they're cool. Those were so funny and not uninteresting and totally didn't grind the show to a halt.
Opie's insistence on playing that unendurable And then what happened game was the absolute worst. Jimmy and Anthony felt obligated to go along with it.
Biggest C*NT of all time…hasn’t said a word in his life where he’s not putting on some sort of fake affectation on his voice…whatever he thinks the “cool” way to speak is…as phony as it gets….and having an I.Q. of MAYBE 75 and swearing he’s some brilliant dude is the most douche chilling thing of all time….”I should’ve been a scientist or a doctor”…”I really should probably be playing pro hoops…I wasn’t a great dribble;Er but could shoot the lights out”…..ummm…..WHAT?!
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"Do you curse when selling rugs to tourists in Istanbul? So don't do it here." bhahaha!
Colin is unreal
One of the most underrated Colin slams that I can remember was actually aimed at Roland. I can’t find it to save my life, but there was an episode where they had strippers in the studio. Roland was about to get a lap dance, and Colin casually tells the stripper “just pretend you need a Turkish visa” 😂😂
He also said on that show that Roland looks like a corrupt Bulgarian border patrol officer, but my personal favourite is him saying that Kurt Metzger looks like a Bosnian war criminal and sends shivers down the audience spines 😂😂😂
Btw, that video you can't find is called "Colin Quinn in studio" and the thumbnail is young, unrecognisable Colin without a shirt
I liked when Colin called Anthony a Corsican Pimp.
@@Ricardo14712 yeah, that and "Tunisian back alley knife fighter" are classics
I liked that time he told Norton to shut up
I liked that time he made a joke about Bobby.
7:47 One of my personal favourites from Colin. "That's how it goes Larva, so shut up. Norton reminds me of Larva, and I don't even know what that looks like, just the name. James 'Larva' Norton."
“Jim looks like he sleeps in a petri dish” 😂
Norton is the shape of whatever you pour him in.
Colin to Bob:
You look like a fat mosque in Iraq,
..you look like you should be whipping huskies on a sled
Show starts, Bob is sat on the couch, Colin immediately has a great line about doing a portrait of "Tibetan lesbian on couch"... fucking amazing.
Sister ping
And the Opester has to suck all the fun out by screaming during the laughs.
Why don't you comment about something further into the show. We all know about the tibetan joke. Find other jokes for us, lazy and predictable.
No one can describe a person quite like Colin Quinn.
Umm, the word legend exists
The ways he describes Bob Kelly within just the first couple minutes:
Fat Tibetan lesbian,
..Should be whipping Huskies on a sled,
.. selling rugs to tourists in Istanbul "
@@Briguy164 He's saying nobody has the ability to describe other people as well as Colin Quinn does.
@@CntrlShift52 oh, it's because he's a legend
@@CntrlShift52 is he?
Colin's geography humor never gets old! LOL!
Colin is on another level
This might be the best opening to an O&A show ever
If you’re ever curious why opie sucks. A perfect example is when he had a rare funny line about the a hole gaping being like it was singing opera “OOOOOO” but then not even 45 mins later he tries to reuse the EXACT same joke about big urethras and it’s like wow hilarious opie way to be super originals
Dude repeats a joke and you write a paragraph to cry, you’re worse than opie.
@@snarkynader9400 He's correct with his assessment. What's your problem?
I think it really bugged Bobby when Opie disregarded the caller who praised his spot. He goes quiet for awhile after that.
"Bob should be throwing a spear at a whale in Manitoba" followed by "you should be whipping huskies on a sled right now" are one of the best back to back slams in history, Colin really came in guns blazing 😂
I die laughing every time I hear it😅😂
This is one the best back and forths even for THIS show. Four Titans pummelling each other in some kind of double-octagon
First line of the video is "shut yer face"
This one is epic. Thanks for posting!
"Tibetan lesbian on couch."
Such a Great episode almost killed by the 3 thousand phone calls Opie let in because he just had nothing to add. UUUUUGGGGHHH!
What about when he went to the guy with the midget sighting though? Those are so funny
That bollywood uncle line killed me
Do you curse when you sell rugs to tourists in Istanbul? No, so don't do it here
‘Bitter Colin Quinn! I got a new bit with you bro!’
If cringe was synthesized into one sentence. Opie makes me sick sometimes.
I mean, he shouldn’t make you sick. This show ended 8 years ago. Nearly a decade. There’s no way that man has that much power over you.
@@WaldoBagelTopper settle down. It’s called hyperbole, you literal fool.
@@WaldoBagelTopper You can watch a man get his head cut off from the 1950's and it still make you sick. It's not about power over you it's about disgusting behavior... Same with opie.
Ik you queefed after you typed this
@@vincent2053 Opie is that you with your skunk farts
This was such a good line i knew exactly who he was talking about without watching the video
It was Bobby's line, not Colin's
‘I’m all for card counting’
Are you, Opie. Way to derail everything with that one.
That man would drop you with one shot.
Colin after the butt rubbing: «That was a charming moment, actually…» killed me.
Opie couldn't just drink in the hilarious joke he had to make it about him
So glad they went to the phones a hundred times this episode.
Thank You! It's the same as having commercials because then I have to FF past all that sheet.
God opie doesn’t have a funny bone in his body. Every time he talks here it’s a screeching halt to comedy or forcing unfunny content. Thank god everyone but him is hilarious to keep the show entertaining.
Lend her two of yours caterpillar
2:11:27 YUCK OPIE
I love when Opie interupted Colin speaking for a boring, monotone story about a midget existing, and also those calls about people getting what New Yorkers call blowjobs because they think they're cool. Those were so funny and not uninteresting and totally didn't grind the show to a halt.
*the funny guys joking around* Opie: «Are we ready for the update, finally?» Anthony, foabbergasted by Opie’s terrible timing: «Yeah, sure. Why not…»
9:03 Colin Goodnaturedly
Iranian Kevin James
Came across this one, read the title and clicked immediately. 👉
Opie's insistence on playing that unendurable And then what happened game was the absolute worst. Jimmy and Anthony felt obligated to go along with it.
Sitting around roasting each other is the most “dude” thing you can possibly do
Opie trying his hardest to ruin the fun as usual.
“Shut ya face!”
John Olerud holy shit 😂😂
Opie's obsession with turning everything into a bit is especially annoying in this episode.
39:30 opie gets pissed 🤣🤣
39:34 Opie absolutely didn’t know
26:50 I am begging anyone to tell me how to find that video clip of the chick crowd diving onto the ground. It has to be somewhere on TH-cam.
When colin was on this shiw with bobby , it was radio gold. The way they throw insults at each other are a thing of beauty
I swear Opie is devoid of humour. anytime I hear his voice now I cringe. if there was a way to AI remove his voice from these it would be amazing
Biggest C*NT of all time…hasn’t said a word in his life where he’s not putting on some sort of fake affectation on his voice…whatever he thinks the “cool” way to speak is…as phony as it gets….and having an I.Q. of MAYBE 75 and swearing he’s some brilliant dude is the most douche chilling thing of all time….”I should’ve been a scientist or a doctor”…”I really should probably be playing pro hoops…I wasn’t a great dribble;Er but could shoot the lights out”…..ummm…..WHAT?!
Why’s everybody beatin’ up on, Bob...
exactly! when there is shithead sitting nearby and ruining everything with his phone calls
it's just physics, his gravitational pull attracts punchlines.
@2:15:45 can someone tell me what Colin is saying and what it means?
People say that this show was the precursor to podcasting but theres not a single podcast today thats anywhere near as funny.
Do we know the date of this episode?
What the heck is a rent string
It's a string of horses for rent.. "String" because before rented they're all connected by a rope.
And then what happened
Gold
16:44 who the fuck was that?
Chip made it in @12:14:10 😂🤦🏿♂️
This video is longer than I thought
😆@2:14:10