@@coloradomeleecommunity2482 It's not just about the originality of the script. Its about a stolen dead body suddenly coming to life and going "AAAAAAAA"
5:57 - The dinosaur nerd in me has to nitpick about this. The statement "many modern bird species are descendants of dinosaurs", while technically factually correct, is presented in a slightly misleading manner. ALL bird species ARE dinosaurs - birds are a type of dinosaur the same way sauropods (the long necked fellas) are also a type of dinosaur. It might sound confusing, however I recently read a wonderful hypothetical analogy that makes this much easier to imagine - say, within some millions of years all mammals go extinct including humans, with bats being the only exception. If there were a civilization to arise after humanity and they discovered fossils of long extinct elephants, whales and big cats their lack of context and knowledge might make it difficult to imagine that the tiny, flying and still thriving bats are somehow also mammals and are related to these behemoths of the past. And yet, we humans live alongside other mammals and thus possess the necessary context, so for us it isn't difficult to accept the fact that bats are mammals. Similarly, if non-avian dinosaurs were still around today most of us would have no trouble whatsoever seeing how birds are also just another type of dinosaur. This also means that birds are, quite literally, reptiles as well. I could go into detail about that, too, however I don't wanna make this comment unnecessarily long. Thank you, Poopie, for another twelve and a half minutes of masterfully crafted haha funni.
Fun nerdy fact: The most common definition of 'dinosaur' in scientific literature is: the most recent common ancestor of triceratops and the sparrow, and all its descendants. So birds are not just 'technically' dinosaurs, they are literally dinosaurs _by definition._ (This modern definition has only been around since 1993, though. The historical definition, first proposed back in 1842, was apparently based on Iguanodon, Megalosaurus and Hylaeosaurus.)
i’m somewhat comforted by the fact that i’m not the only one that looks at a T-Rex and thinks “that would totally go well in a hyper-processed form shaped like a dinosaur and then deep-fried”
Fun fact: since birds are technically a type of theropod dinosaur, when you eat Dino nuggets you’re actually eating dinosaur meat, just modern dinosaur meat.
@@Nick-o-time True. But I thought perhaps chickens wouldn't have been considered dinosaurs by scientists yet when they first came out. But apparently dino nuggets became a thing in the 90s after the Jurassic Park movie came out in 1993. And the current cladistic definition we now use was first formulated - coincidentally - in 1993. I _assume_ a lot of paleontologists would already for a while before that formal definition have considered birds to BE dinosaurs and not just be descended from them. But I can't be sure.
8:03 That was a lie. It was later reported that the tissue was indeed that of the T-Rex. However there wasn’t enough material to work with. Not only that, too much time had passed to make the tissue a viable sample for cloning and the researchers said that there’s no chance on finding viable cells for the process of cloning due to the time that had passed.
Not only that, but no genetic material was found in the first place. Nor did the researchers claim to have found some. That's some classic internet misinformation as often happens. It's literally free on Google scholar. I have no idea how people managed to spread such false information when the source is so easily accessible.
Welp, seems like my replied was flagged for no reason. TLDR: there was no Tyrannosaurus DNA found, "only" Tyrannosaurus collagen, which is still very impressive.
5:56 *ALL* birds are theropod dinosaurs. That's how phylogeny works. It's just like how we are apes and monkeys and primates and mammals and vertebrates and chordates and animals and eukaryotes and living things. There's already a global chain of restaurants that's built on serving dinosaur meat, it's called KFC.
0:32 While humans did cause the extinction of the dodo it wasn't by eating them, it was by introducing cats and snakes to the island. Most of the dodo's were wiped out by the domestic house cat, which is a common theme sadly, cats are the only animal to destroy more species then humans but it's only because we bring them everywhere.
i thought it was pigs. iirc the dutch put pigs on the isle so they could breed and come back on later trips for some free range pork. the pigs ate the eggs and from there they quickly died out
@@Nick-o-timeThere are literally accounts from Dutch sailors saying that dodos tasted terrible. On top of that, none of the archaeological remains of settlements show any signs of dodo bones. They were not hunted or prized as food by humans.
I'm not entirely sure why she censored anything in that part. It's not like she is giving out sensitive information that could ruin her life. That's like saying having your first name in your social media will let people steal your identity because that's not how it works.
Birds are still classed as dinosaurs, specifically theropods (same family as the raptors and tyrannosaurids though no, a chicken isn't the closest relative of a T-rex before anyone says anything). Thus, we can cross dinosaurs off the list without any uncertainty. Mammoths though... (jk. if Colossal succeeds, I don't wanna eat a mammoth).
Do we eat tigers? No. Because tigers are hard to raise in a farm. They have to consume lots of meat and they can eat you. The meat also tastes bad, it is believed that they accumulate toxins from eating other animals. If you want to resurrect a mammoth, the idea would be to put the embryo inside an elephant womb, but we don't have dinosaur-like wombs on the animal kingdom. So it would make sense to genetically create 1 dodo cell and allow it to grow inside the uterus of another bird until we have enough dodos to make a farm.
@@It-b-Blair some cultures eat dog some cultures eat human some cultures eat shark fermented in its own piss what's your point, tigers shouldn't taste good
They already have dinonuggets in the store like come on people theres clearly dino meat in them. Coroporations wouldnt lie to me like that, itd make me sad 😥
"I'll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you're using here. It didn't require any discipline to attain it. You know, you read what others had done, and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you even knew it you've patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunch box, and now you're selling it. Your scientists were so preoccupied over whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should." -Jeff Goldblum
5:19 Before I went vegan, I used to be a fairly adventurous eater... and once upon a time I supped upon the succulent meats of the lobster, the crayfish, and yes... the cricket. Though the first two are somewhat similar... the third was more reminiscent of pork rinds than the crustaceous offerings of a seaside crab shack 😅 (Still, crickets were the best sampling I ever had in the "creepy crawly" category... as ants, mealworms, and scorpions - by contrast - all had roughly that same strange earthy undertone... whereas crickets were lighter, buttery-er, and crispier).
Birds are dinosaurs. Also your image of the evolution of dinosaurs shows them evolving from Crocodiles which is not corret. Dinosaurs and Crocodiles are closly related but neither evolved from the other
@CAMSLAYER13 that's how being closely related works. If they split of from dinosaurs then they would be dinosaurs. To be only related to a group you have to have a shared common ancestor. And yes while their common ancestor lived a long time ago they are one of the closest relatives to dinosaurs and the closest relatives still alive today. The reason that the ancestors to dinosaurs and their closest relatives lived so long ago is that dinosaurs as a group developed a long time ago and their ancestors must have lived before that by definition
When you brought up chewing the plastic velociraptors tail my mouth instantly remembered the pleasure even though it’s been almost 20 years since grade school. Youre completely right it is the closest thing to heaven hahaha.
You probably already eat dinosaurs. It's called chicken. Birds are extant living dinosaurs, birds aka avian dinosaurs are the only remaining extant class of dinosaurs. (birds are dinos the same way you are a mammal). And so also no, not some birds are dino's. ALL birds, the bird folder is in the dino folder in computer terms.. This is not exactly new knowledge just having an insanely difficult time trickling down to common knowledge. It's also not vague it's literal, go outside watch a pigeon congrats you're watching a living extant dino. And tbh when my pet pigeon fights her arch nemesis cow-plushy, it looks like a mini t-rex :') Birds therefor are also reptiles, because the dino aka warmblooded-reptiles folder is within the reptile folder.
And mostly humans. We've sailed on the ships and brought onto the island rats and pets, like cats and dogs. They would eat the birds, their young, and rob their nests. Due to them living without predators for so long, they forgot how to fear, protect, flee and etc.
Not by nature. It was caused by rats, pigs and dogs eating their eggs. Dodos were quite capable of defending themselves, they had a massive temper. But if you introduce rats to an island that doesn't have any, you're gonna fuck up the ecosystem
Let's genetically roll-back the human genome so we can discover if ancient humans were actually smart enough to carve a monastary from stone and build some large triangles in a desert
"Could we ever eat dinosaur?" Y'know most people already have, since chickens, the second most consumed animal on the planet, are in fact Dinosaurs. And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or in any other fancy way. Chickens are Dinosaurs, straight up.
@@Deehan_Oofyes. I never said only chickens are dinosaurs, since all birds are in fact dinosaurs. It is actually insane that hummingbirds, owls, and potoo are just really derived theropods.
finding this channel was the best thing that happened to me today, which is actually sad but since I can no longer think about dino-dino nuggets, that's ok, at least I think so
Tortoises don't pee. They create urates....chalky rock like things. They have remarkably efficient and thorough kidneys. (I'm a longtime reptile keeper) I don't know what testudo bodily fluid Charlie drank....but it was limpid with only a very slightly bitter taste.
Since chickens and alligators, the closest living relatives to dinosaurs, are reported to taste similar, we have a good idea of what dinosaurs would have tasted like.
0:31 fun fact! I know I’m going to sound like the nerd emoji, but it wasn’t just the fact they ate the dodos that made them extinct. They also introduced other animals and disease to them they weren’t aware of. They never developed a fight or flight related instinct, and so they died due to the sudden changes in their environment and not knowing how to deal with it.
For those wondering how real dinosaur tastes, I can tell you from REAL EXPERIENCE that they're all crunchy and dry bullshit, NOT worth the lifetime ban from the Natural History Museum
@@thepoopieshow According to science and our understanding of paleontology, Birds started to evolve in the mid jurassic period and were some of the smallest dinosaurs, most closely related to dromeosaurs, and they slowly evolved flight, and they were able to survive the extinction event in the maastrichtian because of their small size just like the small mammals that survived that slowly dominated the world after millions of years of evolution, but alongside them were birds which evolved along side the mammals into stuff like terror birds which also went extinct but birds were still thriving, now you may be asking how do we proove birds are dinosaurs well, simply, birds have an insanely similar build to dinosaurs, have you ever seen an emu leg next to an image of a theropod dinosaur leg? also alot of people don't know this but dinosaurs were basically the first branch of animals to evolve feathers, if you look it up proto-BIRDS were the first animals to evolve feathers which are dinosaurs like archeopteryx and microraptor which are what evolved into birds since proto-bird means "before-bird". In conclusion, Yes, Infact, Birds are dinosaurs. They evolved in thier time and ask ANY knowledgable paleontologist and they will tell you that MODERN DAY birds are dinosaurs and they lived all the way back in the jurassic evolving more and more. and if you STILL dont believe me, search up "When did birds first appear" and "Is the bird a dinosaur"
We didn't eat dodos to death, they were actually digusting and greasy, barely edible. However we did bring dogs and cats and rats and pigs that did their eggs, along with native fruits dodos depended on tasty instead and that was what did them in.
I don't usually drink Coke, but like 5 minutes ago i picked up a can while craving sugar, then as I sit down I see a new poopie show episode...this cannot be a coincidence.
Ohhh dang. I thought it was MyHarto and brain cells that have been dormant for years fired excitedly. I didn’t even know what Pyrocynical looked like. Guess I’m officially old now
We're going back in time, to the ice age, to get the Wolly Mammoth back on the menu. That's right. We're going back in time, to the ice age, to get the Wolly Mammoth back on the menu.
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i believe the gremlin will eat people if given the chance
@thepoopieshow you might want to check ~2:47 🫢
@thepoopieshow @ 2:47 it has all your information
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1:12 Sam being Poopie's mom makes so much sense
Sam O'Nella literally just reads wikipedia articles word for word. Poopie has scripts. She graduated the Academy and started her own operation.
I see the resemblance now
Tell your mom we say hi, and she needs to make videos again so we wouldn't assume she is dead or in prison 😂
@@coloradomeleecommunity2482 and somehow it is still peak content
@@coloradomeleecommunity2482 It's not just about the originality of the script. Its about a stolen dead body suddenly coming to life and going "AAAAAAAA"
Is poopie a major in the Sam O'Nella Academy?
Mayhaps
Mayhaps
Mayhaps
Mayhaps
Mayhaps
I always knew poopie was a sammy fan not her surrogate daughter
i know very well who birthed me
@@thepoopieshow poopie lore real
Her mom being Sam o'nella actually checks out, or atleast in my head. I can't explain it without sounding insane tho.
he doesnt have time for yt these days because hes pregnant once again
@@CalicoCrackAh, so that's why there's so many sam-like channels on TH-cam.
@CalicoCrack "prego today, rago tomorrow"
don't worry, we get it
go on sound insane
"Not quite dinosaurs" spoken like someone who has never been up close and persional with a cassowary.
You can always rely on Poopie to adress the important issues in these confusing times:)
hey somebody has to cook the slop, and chef poopie knows what the kids want.
@@thepoopieshowI can’t read ‘chef poopie’ without a strong Italian accent
5:57 - The dinosaur nerd in me has to nitpick about this. The statement "many modern bird species are descendants of dinosaurs", while technically factually correct, is presented in a slightly misleading manner. ALL bird species ARE dinosaurs - birds are a type of dinosaur the same way sauropods (the long necked fellas) are also a type of dinosaur. It might sound confusing, however I recently read a wonderful hypothetical analogy that makes this much easier to imagine - say, within some millions of years all mammals go extinct including humans, with bats being the only exception. If there were a civilization to arise after humanity and they discovered fossils of long extinct elephants, whales and big cats their lack of context and knowledge might make it difficult to imagine that the tiny, flying and still thriving bats are somehow also mammals and are related to these behemoths of the past. And yet, we humans live alongside other mammals and thus possess the necessary context, so for us it isn't difficult to accept the fact that bats are mammals. Similarly, if non-avian dinosaurs were still around today most of us would have no trouble whatsoever seeing how birds are also just another type of dinosaur.
This also means that birds are, quite literally, reptiles as well. I could go into detail about that, too, however I don't wanna make this comment unnecessarily long. Thank you, Poopie, for another twelve and a half minutes of masterfully crafted haha funni.
And, like humans, birds are bony fish.
@@Llortnerofn XD
Fun nerdy fact:
The most common definition of 'dinosaur' in scientific literature is: the most recent common ancestor of triceratops and the sparrow, and all its descendants.
So birds are not just 'technically' dinosaurs, they are literally dinosaurs _by definition._
(This modern definition has only been around since 1993, though. The historical definition, first proposed back in 1842, was apparently based on Iguanodon, Megalosaurus and Hylaeosaurus.)
@@raizin4908 nice
@@Llortnerof Related: "You Are A Fish" by MinuteEarth
Sam O'Nella's canonical child is Poopie and you heard it here first!!
i’m somewhat comforted by the fact that i’m not the only one that looks at a T-Rex and thinks “that would totally go well in a hyper-processed form shaped like a dinosaur and then deep-fried”
Dino nuggets, now made with real dino!
@@drewzero1chicken nuggets have always been made with real dinosaurs. Chickens are theropod dinosaurs, just like T-Rex
Birds can't be dinosaurs because birds do not exist. And love your vids
Fun fact: since birds are technically a type of theropod dinosaur, when you eat Dino nuggets you’re actually eating dinosaur meat, just modern dinosaur meat.
Not technically. DIno nuggets are just dinosaur flesh shaped to look like other dinosaurs (and a pterosaur)
@@sheeeenogoji7603 i love you for not considering pterosaurs as dinosaurs
@@sheeeenogoji7603 Every chicken nugget is a dino nuggie, regardless of shape.
This is just cope from an adult who has gotten tired of dino nuggets.
this has been reported.
@@thepoopieshow "dino nuggets; now made of real™ dinosaur!"
@@axelkusanagi4139Dino nuggets have always been made of dinosaurs.
@@Nick-o-time True. But I thought perhaps chickens wouldn't have been considered dinosaurs by scientists yet when they first came out.
But apparently dino nuggets became a thing in the 90s after the Jurassic Park movie came out in 1993. And the current cladistic definition we now use was first formulated - coincidentally - in 1993.
I _assume_ a lot of paleontologists would already for a while before that formal definition have considered birds to BE dinosaurs and not just be descended from them. But I can't be sure.
This is such an easy click. I'm down too hear a The Poopie Show explain if I can eat Dinosaurs.
You can. Just look at chickens or turkeys, all birds are dinosaurs so the chance that you’ve eaten a dinosaur is pretty high
8:03 That was a lie. It was later reported that the tissue was indeed that of the T-Rex. However there wasn’t enough material to work with. Not only that, too much time had passed to make the tissue a viable sample for cloning and the researchers said that there’s no chance on finding viable cells for the process of cloning due to the time that had passed.
Not only that, but no genetic material was found in the first place. Nor did the researchers claim to have found some. That's some classic internet misinformation as often happens.
It's literally free on Google scholar. I have no idea how people managed to spread such false information when the source is so easily accessible.
Welp, seems like my replied was flagged for no reason.
TLDR: there was no Tyrannosaurus DNA found, "only" Tyrannosaurus collagen, which is still very impressive.
A question i never thought to ask: Did the person who invented dino nuggets know birds are dinosaurs?
lmao the "as well as my mom" and it shows sam o nella is a pretty funny goof.
What are you doing, steppe bison? 0_0
Do NOT the bison.
what is fundementally wrong with you
sam walked so poopie could eat dinosaurs
5:56 *ALL* birds are theropod dinosaurs. That's how phylogeny works. It's just like how we are apes and monkeys and primates and mammals and vertebrates and chordates and animals and eukaryotes and living things. There's already a global chain of restaurants that's built on serving dinosaur meat, it's called KFC.
0:32
While humans did cause the extinction of the dodo it wasn't by eating them, it was by introducing cats and snakes to the island. Most of the dodo's were wiped out by the domestic house cat, which is a common theme sadly, cats are the only animal to destroy more species then humans but it's only because we bring them everywhere.
i thought it was pigs. iirc the dutch put pigs on the isle so they could breed and come back on later trips for some free range pork. the pigs ate the eggs and from there they quickly died out
Wasn’t it rats eating the eggs?
Calm down everyone. I'm sure pigs, cats, and people ate them to extinction
@@Nick-o-timeThere are literally accounts from Dutch sailors saying that dodos tasted terrible. On top of that, none of the archaeological remains of settlements show any signs of dodo bones. They were not hunted or prized as food by humans.
If they can not even protect themself against a cat, they would have lost the race sooner or later anyway.
"De-extinction is not practical"
We're humans, when have we ever done something practical over doing something cool?
12:10 Whatever you say Senpai👌
0:10 pause 🧐 what bro? 💀
Yes, it's called birds
0:47 I don't know why but this was soooo funny. I had to watch it twice lol
2:47 theres a spot there where nothing is censored, dont know if its important or not but you censored the rest so i think it might be
I'm not entirely sure why she censored anything in that part. It's not like she is giving out sensitive information that could ruin her life. That's like saying having your first name in your social media will let people steal your identity because that's not how it works.
i super appreciate both the Wingspan _and_ the Magic cards snuck into the illustrations
I literally have no reason to not subscribe, these videos are so grant and filled with references.
Tomoko!
the first thing a man did with tyranasaur meat in baki was eat it
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@@tuep yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Birds are dinosaurs. There, I fixed it for you.
But I guess you want to eat non-avian dinosaurs.
All the dinosaurs! The ones we can clone, anyway. I’ve had alligator, which is the closest I’m probably ever getting to eating non-avian dinosaurs.
5:56 "Many" as in ALL of them. All birds are dinosaurs. Not just descendants, they are still dinosaurs. You cannot evolve out of a clade.
Lol. I guarantee that your comment was written by a fish.
@@sethreinke9587 Yep. A tetrapod fish, but a fish nonetheless.
Birds are still classed as dinosaurs, specifically theropods (same family as the raptors and tyrannosaurids though no, a chicken isn't the closest relative of a T-rex before anyone says anything). Thus, we can cross dinosaurs off the list without any uncertainty. Mammoths though... (jk. if Colossal succeeds, I don't wanna eat a mammoth).
This one was way funnier than usual!! Definitely like this new tone! keep it up! I love your videos!
Do we eat tigers? No. Because tigers are hard to raise in a farm. They have to consume lots of meat and they can eat you. The meat also tastes bad, it is believed that they accumulate toxins from eating other animals. If you want to resurrect a mammoth, the idea would be to put the embryo inside an elephant womb, but we don't have dinosaur-like wombs on the animal kingdom.
So it would make sense to genetically create 1 dodo cell and allow it to grow inside the uterus of another bird until we have enough dodos to make a farm.
Some cultures eat tiger
@@It-b-Blair some cultures eat dog
some cultures eat human
some cultures eat shark fermented in its own piss
what's your point, tigers shouldn't taste good
1:03 Pyro Cameo
Oh and PyroCynical too ig
Poopie has just unintentionally oppened the Pandora's box of gamer girls selling clones of their butts to simps.
i absolutely love how every kid has had a dinosaur obsession phase paired with plastic dino toys
Birds are dinosaurs, we already eat them every day
the primal urge to eat an entire species to extinction 😩
Yes. You can eat dinosaur. Birds exist.
It would taste like chicken.
experts say: not really
It always tastes like chicken.
@@thepoopieshoweverything tastes like chicken
Chickenosaurus
They already have dinonuggets in the store like come on people theres clearly dino meat in them. Coroporations wouldnt lie to me like that, itd make me sad 😥
I So Subscribed after that completionist Analogy xDD
I like how you see the world dude. :) its really cool how relatable it is.
"I'll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you're using here. It didn't require any discipline to attain it. You know, you read what others had done, and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you even knew it you've patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunch box, and now you're selling it.
Your scientists were so preoccupied over whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should." -Jeff Goldblum
That man is incredible. I love this quote in particular.
I will never forget the day they announce that they turned the willy mammoth into a meatball
5:19 Before I went vegan, I used to be a fairly adventurous eater... and once upon a time I supped upon the succulent meats of the lobster, the crayfish, and yes... the cricket. Though the first two are somewhat similar... the third was more reminiscent of pork rinds than the crustaceous offerings of a seaside crab shack 😅
(Still, crickets were the best sampling I ever had in the "creepy crawly" category... as ants, mealworms, and scorpions - by contrast - all had roughly that same strange earthy undertone... whereas crickets were lighter, buttery-er, and crispier).
Bird is dinosaur, hence we eat dinosaur
Holy shit that part about chewing the plastic dinosaur toys. Yes exquisite 👌 ratatouille
Well, the dodo bird was reported as tasting terrible. It was the pigs and rats which the sailors brought with them that ate their eggs.
I mean aren’t we already eating dinosaurs since birds are avian dinosaurs? And no trex aren’t chickens, it was a science joke
The fact that not a single one of those sailors thlught to take a dozen dodos with them and sale to farmers infuriates me greatly
I am an orphan, so tracing my lineage is a no-go. Nice use of the Sam O Nella cartoon dude btw.
The first time I don't skip the sponsor of a video of someone. :x Can't resist the voice.
Birds are dinosaurs. Also your image of the evolution of dinosaurs shows them evolving from Crocodiles which is not corret. Dinosaurs and Crocodiles are closly related but neither evolved from the other
They aren't even that closely related. They split long like 100 million years before dinosaurs were a thing
@CAMSLAYER13 that's how being closely related works. If they split of from dinosaurs then they would be dinosaurs. To be only related to a group you have to have a shared common ancestor. And yes while their common ancestor lived a long time ago they are one of the closest relatives to dinosaurs and the closest relatives still alive today. The reason that the ancestors to dinosaurs and their closest relatives lived so long ago is that dinosaurs as a group developed a long time ago and their ancestors must have lived before that by definition
The "Dawn of Man" sequence in 2001 always makes me wonder what Tapir tastes like. They're way too cute to eat though.
Is that even a question ? OF COURSE WE SHOULD BE EATING DINOSAURS ! Nom nom nom . I mean imagine dino nuggies made of actual dinosaur ....
literal dino nuggies
Wait until you realize dino nuggies are already made out of actual dinosaurs
Whats your pfp from
Fun fact, taxonomically all birds are a type of dinosaur.
@@CouscousEnjoyer Their PFP is from Zero Wing. The game "All your base are belong to us" is from.
When you brought up chewing the plastic velociraptors tail my mouth instantly remembered the pleasure even though it’s been almost 20 years since grade school. Youre completely right it is the closest thing to heaven hahaha.
8:28 Poopie why?!
Pain
That episode of full metal alchemist still makes me sad.
You eat dinosaurs now, they are just called birds.
So same difference
2:47 you uhhhh missed a spot with the blur there chief ☠️
Yea someone is gonna be like..
**"smacks lips. Fresh granny~"**
love the humor and the animation upgrade
You probably already eat dinosaurs. It's called chicken. Birds are extant living dinosaurs, birds aka avian dinosaurs are the only remaining extant class of dinosaurs. (birds are dinos the same way you are a mammal).
And so also no, not some birds are dino's. ALL birds, the bird folder is in the dino folder in computer terms.. This is not exactly new knowledge just having an insanely difficult time trickling down to common knowledge. It's also not vague it's literal, go outside watch a pigeon congrats you're watching a living extant dino. And tbh when my pet pigeon fights her arch nemesis cow-plushy, it looks like a mini t-rex :')
Birds therefor are also reptiles, because the dino aka warmblooded-reptiles folder is within the reptile folder.
9:55 damn, poopie got a dumpie
0:29 yeah actually the dodo tasted terrible. Its extinction was caused by nature
And mostly humans. We've sailed on the ships and brought onto the island rats and pets, like cats and dogs. They would eat the birds, their young, and rob their nests. Due to them living without predators for so long, they forgot how to fear, protect, flee and etc.
Also the fat of a weird tortoise made it taste really good apparently
Source : th-cam.com/video/S1ewQnEZc8g/w-d-xo.html
Not by nature. It was caused by rats, pigs and dogs eating their eggs. Dodos were quite capable of defending themselves, they had a massive temper. But if you introduce rats to an island that doesn't have any, you're gonna fuck up the ecosystem
@@Edge_2 oh interesting
Let's genetically roll-back the human genome so we can discover if ancient humans were actually smart enough to carve a monastary from stone and build some large triangles in a desert
"Could we ever eat dinosaur?"
Y'know most people already have, since chickens, the second most consumed animal on the planet, are in fact Dinosaurs. And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or in any other fancy way. Chickens are Dinosaurs, straight up.
sometimes the ones at home channel their ancestors
ok death
actually not only chickens but ALL other birds are dinosaurs since you can’t evolve out of a clade
@@Deehan_OofI heard this in gutsick gibbons voice
@@Deehan_Oofyes. I never said only chickens are dinosaurs, since all birds are in fact dinosaurs.
It is actually insane that hummingbirds, owls, and potoo are just really derived theropods.
finding this channel was the best thing that happened to me today, which is actually sad but since I can no longer think about dino-dino nuggets, that's ok, at least I think so
Tortoises don't pee. They create urates....chalky rock like things. They have remarkably efficient and thorough kidneys. (I'm a longtime reptile keeper)
I don't know what testudo bodily fluid Charlie drank....but it was limpid with only a very slightly bitter taste.
Since chickens and alligators, the closest living relatives to dinosaurs, are reported to taste similar, we have a good idea of what dinosaurs would have tasted like.
but chickens aren't carnivores, and alligators are marine animals so not quite
I’m a simple man, I see new poopie show upload, I click.
0:31 fun fact! I know I’m going to sound like the nerd emoji, but it wasn’t just the fact they ate the dodos that made them extinct. They also introduced other animals and disease to them they weren’t aware of. They never developed a fight or flight related instinct, and so they died due to the sudden changes in their environment and not knowing how to deal with it.
Poopie I love you please don’t die
We ask ourselves "Could" or Should eat dinosaurs, however we forget to ponder how to eat a dinosaur
you start with the nuggets
For those wondering how real dinosaur tastes, I can tell you from REAL EXPERIENCE that they're all crunchy and dry bullshit, NOT worth the lifetime ban from the Natural History Museum
lucky, when i went there wasn’t even any meat left, they’d been picked to the bone 😔
@@goooooooooober how is that lucky? do you eat bones? are you a boner?
Shoutout to Sam is priceless ❤
i just read the title and my answer is:
eat chimken they is dino bruh
they ain't
@@thepoopieshow According to science and our understanding of paleontology, Birds started to evolve in the mid jurassic period and were some of the smallest dinosaurs, most closely related to dromeosaurs, and they slowly evolved flight, and they were able to survive the extinction event in the maastrichtian because of their small size just like the small mammals that survived that slowly dominated the world after millions of years of evolution, but alongside them were birds which evolved along side the mammals into stuff like terror birds which also went extinct but birds were still thriving, now you may be asking how do we proove birds are dinosaurs well, simply, birds have an insanely similar build to dinosaurs, have you ever seen an emu leg next to an image of a theropod dinosaur leg? also alot of people don't know this but dinosaurs were basically the first branch of animals to evolve feathers, if you look it up proto-BIRDS were the first animals to evolve feathers which are dinosaurs like archeopteryx and microraptor which are what evolved into birds since proto-bird means "before-bird". In conclusion, Yes, Infact, Birds are dinosaurs. They evolved in thier time and ask ANY knowledgable paleontologist and they will tell you that MODERN DAY birds are dinosaurs and they lived all the way back in the jurassic evolving more and more. and if you STILL dont believe me, search up "When did birds first appear" and "Is the bird a dinosaur"
deeply upset that the section of scientists eating weird stuff didn't include the one guy who swallowed a shrew and wrote a paper about it
We didn't eat dodos to death, they were actually digusting and greasy, barely edible. However we did bring dogs and cats and rats and pigs that did their eggs, along with native fruits dodos depended on tasty instead and that was what did them in.
Dinosaurs are in fact my favorite delicacy.
Wow ur voice is so beautiful i could listen to it all day😮
That sam onella reference made me happy and idk why...
Probably because he hasnt uploaded in atleast 20 years so my brain registers him as dead
Humans: "we will defeat death himself if it means we get more exotic dishes"
it's so cool that poopies personal hertiage was able to sponsor this video!!
9:40 big news for canibals
4:52 bro is lucky he didn't contract something unknown to man
that's a risk I take every time I walk into a kebab shop and it's always been worth it
@thepoopieshow what a poopie response 🫠💜
Darwin was quite the globe-trotting gourmand
id eat em, didnt watch the vid yet but id eat it
If our not-so-distant ancestors could eat mammoths just fine, then so can we!
The ducking pyrocinical reference with the food pyramid got me, also great video, education is the best
Love how you only ask the important questions.
I like how your idea of a high class establishment includes waiters in dinosaur costumes
I don't usually drink Coke, but like 5 minutes ago i picked up a can while craving sugar, then as I sit down I see a new poopie show episode...this cannot be a coincidence.
1:02 of course pyrocynical would be there
Ohhh dang. I thought it was MyHarto and brain cells that have been dormant for years fired excitedly. I didn’t even know what Pyrocynical looked like. Guess I’m officially old now
Lil bro you weren’t around during mlg shrek mkay that’s when pyro was actually good
false information, there are registries telling dodo meat was bad actually, so they used them as just targets when hunting
Man, Brew Stew and The Poopie Show all upload on the same day!? Damn... if Sgt. Ducky did one too I'd be in pure bliss.
We're going back in time, to the ice age, to get the Wolly Mammoth back on the menu.
That's right. We're going back in time, to the ice age, to get the Wolly Mammoth back on the menu.
an option i really regret not considering.
If it's good enough for Homo Singular Sapiens, it's good enough for us.
1:12 the fact Sam's video is the first to be recommended on this video is so funny
Love that more animation is being used.
I had a dinosaur salad sandwich earlier today.
7:34 wow that's a deep comic book reference I wasn't expecting lol
Scientists: spends billions to reanimate multiple species of dinosaurs for irl literal dino nuggies
Online reviews: "tastes like chicken."