I now want a Babylon 5/firefly esque series of these planet ships flying through space attacking each other, running from tentacle sun monsters and running into new aliens and zarblep stealing bloody jupiter
alright, my theory on what these astro kaiju are: the space pox is actually a form of biological coding designed by the ancient aliens and disguised as treasure to lure pirates and stuff to it, like zarblep. It then infects them and turns them into the thing basically, absorbing the biological mass of other infected into patient zero until it reaches gargantuan size. Then, it goes into the sun to metamorphisize into an astro kaiju, which then emerges and consumes planets to fuel it's journey to one of the many fungi planets planted throughout the universe, which it lands on and controls the growth of these specially designed fungi using pheromones, and uses the planet to fuel the creation of even more ancient aliens. As in, this whole apocalyptic galaxy wide epidemic is only how ancient alien babies are born.
It being their only way to reproduce doesn't make sense, it would make more sense if it was some kind of last ditch effort when they were dying off, a way to make sure one day they returned.
i don't know man, aliens are pretty fucking wack. Also, it may take a while but having a giant cosmo beast carrying your entire species makes for a pretty well defended "egg" carrier. Also i assume it wasn't a product of natural evolution, and more through gene splicing or some shit.
It just wouldn't make sense for it to be their only way, it seems more like a worst case scenario thing. Especially since the creatures eat other planets, possibly a tactic to eliminate any threats the new generation might face.
it's possible both ways i think. the eating planets thing i see more as a way of deterring others from attacking, by showing off how supposedly unbeatable it is. I believe they did reproduce naturally at some point, but some disaster happened which meant they couldn't do it whatever way that was and had to create the space pox, which locked them in this astro-kaiju loop for several generations
Loving this series! A suggestion for more stuff, Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay is about to get a new edition. Would be cool to see Tom, Ben and the gang RPing some Warhammer with Toddy and your boi Krell!
If you got to be the captain of one planetary or moon ship, which would you choose? I would choose one of Pluto's tiny moons and be like a stealth ship.
it's surprisingly simple (isaac arthur's channel actually made an episode where he talked about doing this exact thing). the basic idea is to use what's known as a "fusion candle", which is basically a floating thruster/fusion reactor in jupiter's atmosphere. it'll suck up hydrogen from one end and the "exhaust" gets ejected from the other end at incredible speeds generating thrust!
This is amazing! :D You know what else is amazing? Stellaris! I really want you guys to either stream Stellaris or make a series out of it! :D Love ya!
Didn't they say at the beginning that they wouldn't have immortal creatures? But Zarblep and J''eff and Pendragon span a couple of Periods... So are the periods just a couple of years long then? xD
all these years later i wonder why these brittish youtubers use president instead of prime minister or some monarch or seomthing, has american media permiated england that much?
Giant robot arms being the height of fashion is pretty awesome.
5:25
"Put the phone down! You're in a meeting with the *President!*"
"I'm sorry sir, I have your full attention." *begins speech*
Mortal engines... I remember reading that in early secondary school. Surprised me
I now want a Babylon 5/firefly esque series of these planet ships flying through space attacking each other, running from tentacle sun monsters and running into new aliens and zarblep stealing bloody jupiter
I have just imagined comets with starfury engines buzzing planetships and I love it
alright, my theory on what these astro kaiju are:
the space pox is actually a form of biological coding designed by the ancient aliens and disguised as treasure to lure pirates and stuff to it, like zarblep. It then infects them and turns them into the thing basically, absorbing the biological mass of other infected into patient zero until it reaches gargantuan size. Then, it goes into the sun to metamorphisize into an astro kaiju, which then emerges and consumes planets to fuel it's journey to one of the many fungi planets planted throughout the universe, which it lands on and controls the growth of these specially designed fungi using pheromones, and uses the planet to fuel the creation of even more ancient aliens. As in, this whole apocalyptic galaxy wide epidemic is only how ancient alien babies are born.
It being their only way to reproduce doesn't make sense, it would make more sense if it was some kind of last ditch effort when they were dying off, a way to make sure one day they returned.
i don't know man, aliens are pretty fucking wack. Also, it may take a while but having a giant cosmo beast carrying your entire species makes for a pretty well defended "egg" carrier. Also i assume it wasn't a product of natural evolution, and more through gene splicing or some shit.
It just wouldn't make sense for it to be their only way, it seems more like a worst case scenario thing. Especially since the creatures eat other planets, possibly a tactic to eliminate any threats the new generation might face.
it's possible both ways i think. the eating planets thing i see more as a way of deterring others from attacking, by showing off how supposedly unbeatable it is. I believe they did reproduce naturally at some point, but some disaster happened which meant they couldn't do it whatever way that was and had to create the space pox, which locked them in this astro-kaiju loop for several generations
Didn’t read any of that, but great!
J'eff is eternal!
Ironclad Guildhand *J’’eff
J'eff is immortal and will never die.
Loving this series! A suggestion for more stuff, Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay is about to get a new edition. Would be cool to see Tom, Ben and the gang RPing some Warhammer with Toddy and your boi Krell!
Owain Richards never scene it before but would love to see them try it
NYAAA, IT'S ME KRELL
TODDDDDYYYY!
FUCK YEAH (sorry for swearing)
Did you forget about the greatest empire General, me, Conroy Van Vonvolkvan?
I love these. They always come up with an interest storyline.
You need to play this game. I've never played it and ended up with a disappointing storyline.
The Ovaloid Office
BEN BEN BEN
when there's trouble you know who to call TEEN TITAN
SO entertaining. The Jeff Space universe has me thoroughly entertained.
This is such a good way to create and tell a story, they shoul definitely play this game again!
loving this series, just bought the book
10:54 lol Simon
I'm loving this series!
I'm crying. This is sooo funny.
I love this series, I just wished they made episodes more often.
Agreed.
This is so good!
Press f for space 911
If you got to be the captain of one planetary or moon ship, which would you choose?
I would choose one of Pluto's tiny moons and be like a stealth ship.
Saturn. You know you wanna be seen sailing into port on the hottest set of rings in the galaxy.
Seventh, maybe eigth, or maybe thousandth.
Jupiter is a gas giant though, how can you make it into a ship
haleme space... magic?
The Lord Of The Salt Tom banned space magic
And if they can make planets into ships why not just fly the earth away from the starbeast?
Simple ; you build an armature around it and then strap reactors to it with really big rubber bands
it's surprisingly simple (isaac arthur's channel actually made an episode where he talked about doing this exact thing). the basic idea is to use what's known as a "fusion candle", which is basically a floating thruster/fusion reactor in jupiter's atmosphere. it'll suck up hydrogen from one end and the "exhaust" gets ejected from the other end at incredible speeds generating thrust!
This is quality material, but when will we see some Kill Team?
Chris Greenough You got your wish mate.
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you guys have all the talent in house to do a show like harmonquest.
This is amazing! :D You know what else is amazing? Stellaris! I really want you guys to either stream Stellaris or make a series out of it! :D Love ya!
Didn't they say at the beginning that they wouldn't have immortal creatures?
But Zarblep and J''eff and Pendragon span a couple of Periods... So are the periods just a couple of years long then? xD
takes place all in a week
Dicelord N They don't have to be immortal either. What if it's a creature that can survive up to 1000 years.
Do you see Tortoises as gods?
PSH PSH PSH
The current president thinks aliens are coming to attack us. Or at least that's the best case scenario with his space army plan...
Yaaaaaaaaaaassss love disssss
TJB why that word
First, been waiting for these everyday
these always brighten my day
Warhammer version next please. Maybe chaos. Or vampires with Krell and Heinrek kemalar
Yuss back to the good stuff (no offence MTG fans it's a good game but not that great to watch)
If you do another video after you read the comments, I suggest a kind of Warhammer Nurgle Rot type thing.
Jesus fucking Christ , Simon has become the progressive censor of the Yogscast. Anytime someone tries to make any funny accent he cuts it
all these years later i wonder why these brittish youtubers use president instead of prime minister or some monarch or seomthing, has american media permiated england that much?