This is the first half of the stream, in the form of one episode, the next one will be up within the next day. It was quite an adventure overall, plenty of memes, discussion, debate, reactions, tisms, drinks, stay tuned folks o/ The EFAP Cometh
Extraordinary how a film utterly destroying one's faith in films can bring about so many headaches (some hangovers) and yet so much good (also in hangovers) and create worthy careers unmasking the rampant disease of rabid subjectivity. All my favourite youtubers cometh together!
I fall asleep while listening, woke up in the morning...and you were still going. Jesus Christ, this is why I'm subscribed to this channel. You massive's.
@@Kwazy-mojo Positive:Makes you smarter and more analytical when it comes to media. Negative: Severely decreases your tolerance for shitty media. Other: Really makes you want a beer...or pizza...or both
5:18:00 Mentor character that's still learning - Zuko from Avatar. He mentors Aang in Firebending but Aang teaches him humility, forgiveness, how to have healthy relationships, etc. Plus real life teachers often say their students teach them something.
@@OutsideTheTargetDemographic As long as he avoids the Legend of Korra, all will be good... Because I'm afraid Mauler's brain would explode from the horrendous writing of that sequel series.
@@StarMiners0416 The Legend of Korra definitely had its problems, and it was bad overall, but I don't think MauLer's brain would explode. This is a guy whose brain was still intact after TLJ and season 8 of GoT; I think he can handle Legend of Korra, especially since Legend of Korra isn't nearly as bad as those.
@@matthewmuir8884 Haha very true. Just exaggerating on my part. Still, I do wonder how he'll react to both ATLA and Legend of Korra if he actually takes the time to see them.
On "Major Lee VS Not-So-Great', the "Not-So-Great Debate" actually featured... a debate. I refuse to call a conversation where one side just doesn't care about forming a coherent and sensible argument a "debate".
Drunk MauLer is the best. Sure, drunk Rag’s’ is hilarious, but MauLer is usually so reserved and composed. Drunk MauLer is pure, unadulterated savagery and wit and it’s hysterical
The story of DOOM 2016 was one of my favorite parts about it. No, not the BS with Olivia Pierce. Nono, I mean the *REAL* story--the story of the Doom Slayer hidden away that tells you why hell is so piss-your-pants scared of this guy.
And how he openly disregards all interjected plot elements, punching/shoving away monitors, kicking/breaking expensive stuff somebody tells him to remove carefully... love it.
1: "He's still like the Juggernaut!" 2: "Neat?" 1: "He's stll got losta guns and a chainsaw, a rocket launcher and a few power ups!" 2: "Awesome!" 1: "He can still jump, run really frickin fast and despite his bulky power armor, he is capable of doing some basic platformin' while slaughtering all that stands in his way with a massive arsenal at his disposal!" 2: "So frickin cool!" 1: And now, he can also use some types of environmental structures to wall-climb, power-vault and parkour-swing across or through multiple kinds of hazardous situations!" 2: "Wha... What's that got to do with doom?!" 1: "Huh... He's the same Doomguy as in the 2016 game and while he might've been equipped with new skills, tools and fast-running techniques to mix things up, it's still doom. It's gameplay that's highly recognizable and seemingly very enjoyable to a lot of folks... I guess?" 2: "That game will be terrible! Pipes are bright-yellow and Doomguy isn't the same because his wrists look like he's made of sausage bits!" 1: *Sigh*
@Marginally Sapient Cactus I mean its completely reasonable to say the game looks great and better than the previous games just based off of everything they showed in their advertisements
@Marginally Sapient Cactus but still it is completely reasonable to say that you are excited for a product based off of the advertisements, I don't think any idiot is gonna say "well I'm not really excited for doom eternal cause it looks like the first game but with better graphics hurhur" because based off of everything they've showed off eternal is faster, has way more variety in its combat and movement mechanics and is taking a more heavy emphasis on story, not to mention all the youtubers who have said the game is as good as it looks its not unreasonable to say "yeah I'm hyped". And its also not unreasonable to be reserved and sceptical with whether or not the game is gonna live up to the hype, god knows I'm not excited for whatever bullshit*t EA is planning on pulling off.
I just shot hot tea out my nose. Thanx for that. Other than you, that's only happened from the loud soup and 2 things between Rag'*°^`´·~¤s and Wolf during some elevator music bits. EFAP is dangerous to my nostrils apparently.
Sun bro But those movies weren't simply not good. They were fantastic. Bad, yes. But enjoyable af. RJ simply fucked up. There's nothing redeeming about TLJ. No fun to be had whatsoever.
I got 1 critique for DOOM 2016 and 1 more for ETERNAL: DOOM 2016 relied WAAAAY too much on 'move to arena, monsters spawn, arena locks, kill monsters, arena unlocks, proceed 5 steps, repeat'. ETERNAL does look overall slower mobility wise, like a good 10-20%, to make sure Dashing doesn't completely break the game. However, eternal looks to have alot less locked-down arenas, which is a massive plus for me.
Compromises are good/bad depending on what/which context sets the final result(s). More mobility and open/wide arena-based maps? I'mma call it: probably worth the changes. Edit: "Maybe, maybe not. You decide." *Epic Fap Battle Of History*
It definitely plays a lot more like a smaller scale painkiller sequel than a doom sequel. Doom 4 was a pleasant surprise for a AAA bethesda game but people need to stop masturbating it and pretending its more than it is. Dusk does a much better job at being a sequel to the first two dooms.
1:20:10 KOTOR II is a great game. Especially with the restored content mod. Go buy it, it’s on sale for less than four dollars on steam right now, and you can get the resorted content mod for free.
5:18:36 Talking about it being conflicting to have a character be both a mentor, and someone who's learning themselves. My first thought wasn't even a particular character, a father.
Doom devs have said that the items would be very noticeably, the idea is not so much having to look for them, but choosing to try and get get them in the hectic fight that is going on. I also think that after Doom 2016, they earned quite a bit of trust. We'll see when it gets here.
Thanos changing plans in Endgame seemed to be due to him witnessing the effects of the snap on Earth through Nebula. Seeing Earth fall into despair over the loss of half the population made him realize it wouldn't achieve his goal proper, so he took the next logical step in his mind, recreating the universe, so no one would know what was lost. He explains this just before the fight with Cap, Thor and Iron Man
Yeah, but it’s less interesting than Thanos in Infinity War. In Infinity War Thanos believes that what he is doing is the only way to save everyone from his planets fate. They won’t understand, they won’t like it, they will hate him for it and eventually kill him because of it but in his mind he was right and with time what he did will have saved the future. Now many people have explained why killing half of all life wouldn’t actually save everyone best one I have seen was from AlternateHistoryChannel who explained the post snap world would look far worse than what we see in Endgame. But the way Thanos believes in what he is doing and acts on that conviction gives his character an almost irresistible charisma, that has made him one of most beloved villains in a very short time. Thanos in Endgame is your typical evil Tyrant that wants to destroy the world so he can create a better one. Now this would actually work but it is far less interesting than what we had in Infinity War. We went from a great narrative antagonist to a purely mechanical one. It’s like if you had a five star meal and for desert you get a 99 cent pudding from the supermarket. Now normally I don’t mind that little pudding but when just had a masterfully cooked dinner I was kind of in for something better. So, yeah. It is in the film why Thanos switched up his plan. It makes sense why he would switch up his plan. And it is kinda disappointing that he switched up his plan.
@@19Ledor thanos endgame i think has the same charm while showing that how much of tyrant he is, one cool part about him is when he saw himself die he didn't flinch, him changing his goal i wouldn't say its disappointing as it is a form of character development. He was ruthless tyrant in the first film itself you kinda have to be to have that kind of goal and plus it builds upon the theme of how his arrival and destruction is inevitable. And his plan in endgame works much better than the one is infinite war.
I’m pretty sure he saw people suffer when he did this on a planetary scale. He knows people won’t be happy about this at first. That’s why he’s the only one who has the WILL to do it. If people agreed “yeah it’s a good idea” he would’ve faced less resistance. His character is that he believes he’s the only one who understands what MUST be done. That doesn’t get erased because “some people said I was mean though”
On the defense of being allergic to exercise.... I used to be allergic to my own sweat when I was a child. It's somehow home but I used to swell everywhere whenever I do a proportional physical activity
Him against Vegeta, Broly and Beerus... Let's bet on whomever gets the longest hairdos before their head bloweth tha' fu*k up! Wolf would look like Werewolf-Sonic going S-3... WITH PIZZA!!!
Lemme tell you a little story about a man named The Critical Drinker He was a hard drinking son of a preacher, always at the bar Lager from the tap or shots of Paddy from the shelf He could open his throttle and throw back a bottle as quick as the devil himself Word got around that The Drinker was no pretender, From Clare to here they'd lock up the beer when Drinker went on a bender Down at Dickey Mack's, the Rising Sun, or at the Swan If he was drinking at seven by ten to eleven well all the booze would be gone! Even if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't believe, And I wouldn't trust a person like me, if I were you I wasn't there, I swear I have an alibi I heard it from a man who knows a fella who says it's true! It was nine in the morning on a cold rainy night, Drinker rolled into the Castle Bar, looking to get tight He had money in his pocket, he had whiskey in his eye, He said: Get up off your asses and set up the glasses, I'm drinking this place dry! Now all the serious boozers, they were soon broken hearted When Drinker finished off six and he was only getting started Guzzling down the pints, knockin' em back like candy, He was lookin' alright to be drinkin' all night, then Nora brought out the Brandy Even if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't believe, And I wouldn't trust a person like me, if I were you I wasn't there, I swear I have an alibi I heard it from a man who knows a fella who says it's true! Drinker drank the whole damn bottle, had another pint or two, When it made no impression he started his session with Murphy's Millenium Brew He was waiting for a pint when his face turned green Jesus, Drinker fell down after only fifteen! You could have heard a pin drop, then the crowd let out a roar It took five Cork women to lift Drinker off the floor! The doctor looked him over and said you better call the hearse: but it's not what you're thinkin' it wasn't the drinkin' this man died of thirst Even if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't believe, And I wouldn't trust a person like me, if I were you I wasn't there, I swear I have an alibi I heard it from a man who knows a fella who says it's true!
In regards to Critical Drinker's assertion (around the 5:15:00 mark or so), Yeah, you can totally have a mentor character that also goes through a lite version of the hero's journey. I can think of two possible premises (in a generalized sense) right off the top of my head. 1. The mentor's knowledge base is incomplete. He may have gone through a journey of his own in the past, but by the end of it he doesn't attain true mastery. He doesn't fully reconcile the lessons he learned, or his journey itself was flawed in some way that in turn leaves his knowledge base flawed. His second journey alongside the protagonist allows him to truly complete his knowledge base, whether from the protagonist himself or the unique journey he follows along in. Example: An assassin whose journey was one of revenge serves as a mentor to the protagonist later in his life. He can act as a flawed mentor to the protagonist, joining his cause and passing on his skills while at the same time this new journey alongside the protagonist teaches him valuable life lessons that he either didn't learn or didn't grasp when he was younger. 2. The mentor's point of view is disconnected from reality in some way. He may have become jaded sometime after his journey, or he may not have had a journey in the first place and instead developed his mastery purely on an academic level. This type of mentor would be able to pass on his flawed perspective, but through his experiences with the protagonist he learns to reconnect himself with the world or reconcile his studies with the world around him. Example 1: A trainee in the mystic arts achieves incredible mastery in a short time, typically a full hero's journey. However, as he he grows older, the responsibilities of adulthood weigh on him and one or more serious mistakes cause him to break down until the protagonist arrives. Though initially lukewarm towards the protagonist, he gradually regains his vigor and learns to reconcile his mistakes to return to his former self. Example 2: An extremely well studied professor joins the protagonist on his journey. Through his role in the protagonist's story, he works to reconcile his academic knowledge with the real world, learning what it really means to be a hero in the process. All of these are, as far as I can tell, sound methods to creating a character who is both a mentor and goes through a hero's journey at the same time. They seem to be a very rare breed of character due to how difficult they are to write and how niche that they are as a concept. In theory, the easiest way to write a mentor's hero journey is to have some sort of prequel story that is itself a hero's journey for the later mentor figure and explores how they came to be a flawed mentor as they are now. However, this is at odds with the standard hero's journey formula. Typically the story is about the protagonist's hero journey and the mentor serves as a wise sage character, with the protagonist experiencing a complete journey and becoming a similarly capable mentor in the process who would presumably act as the mentor figure for a new hero in the future. The easiest way to write a hero's journey arc for a mentor would be to bring in a flawed hero from a previous story, and have them act as the mentor for a new protagonist in a sequel. Ironically, this is what Luke's "arc" in The Last Jedi was supposed to be, though it was undercut by incomplete or outright contradictory world-building in Rian's execution. If the world-building for Luke's mistakes and Ben's fall to the dark side were established (read: present for more than 10 seconds of flashbacks) within the movie, this concept could have worked. Instead, Rian's hack writing ended up destroying this concept in its execution.
Zuko from AtlA is a good example of a flawed mentor who goes through a hero's journey, or Kanan Jarrus from SW:Rebels (not a great show but Kanan was a good character IMO)
I know you guys probably get comments or sentiments like this a fair amount, but I'm currently working a shit labor job these days and barely have time to do much outside of work; but when I check youtube on my lunch break and see a new efap (live or posted) it genuinely brightens my day.
Overall, a great episode. I wish Drinker was a little clearer about his points though. The stuff around 5:20:00 seems like he's talking about one thing, while the rest of the crew are on about something else. Edit: Jay is in Lemington Spa? Bruh, that's pretty close to me.
When the Doom Eternal stuff started I wasn't paying too much attention so I was just thinking "who tf submitted this shit tier meme video and why did MauLer decide to play it?" but then I realized this isn't one of the meme videos and is instead the vid theyre gonna efap to. That intro was just so bad and unfunny. It was god awful.
I'm kind of surprised the chat folks thought you guys thought DOOM Eternal looked terrible. You always put videos you plan to watch in the title. This was quite the fun stream, if a little exhaustive. Going to have to stock up on coffee and rhino milk for the eventual 24-hour EFAP. I hope you three and anyone who happens to read this has a fantastic week! Glory to the Toxic Brood!!
I'm honestly okay with the HUD colour in Doom Eternal, I don't think it's nearly as bad as everyone says it is. I'm just glad that we're getting environments that aren't blindingly red.
Eddie T yeah the first HUD they showed at Quakecon was so slick and basic. Very appealing design. This new one just looks overwhelming and distracting. They still have time to change it.
1:44:00 yeah, there’s definitely platforming in the original Dooms. There just wasn’t a jump function so it was achieved by pulling levers and running off of ledges
Regarding the mentor part, I'm surprised Mauler didn't mention One Punch Man. Saitama plays the role of a mentor to Genos, even though he is himself a main character. Granted, this is more of a character having "becoming a mentor" as part of his hero's journey, but that's still a good example of a character in a mentor role who still don't have their shit completely figured out yet and plays the mentor to someone else. Don't forget, Saitama actually teaches Genos stuff (even outside of the comedic stuff), and more importantly, so did Genos.
What's crazy about the Thor V Luke portion of this is that the MCU actually did the "parental figure stops child figure by extreme measure" thing first, and they did it better: Odin put Hela in a hell-dimension because she *did* go dark side. So yeah... take that, TLJ.
Read EU for real Luke. Even in the story people complain about where he turns to the dark side keeps true to his character in the context of the situation he was put in.
A really simple way of getting Luke to be more reclusive and not join the battle against The First Order is to combine Critical Drinker's (Shad's?) idea of Luke recognizing Snoke using the Dark Side to influence his mind with him voicing a stance similar to Yoda's in Empire. Luke could recognise that Snoke has a different power/approach than Palpatine and rushing headlong into danger, even if his loved ones are at risk, would be incredibly foolish and thus he's resigned himself having to let people he loves die in order to be able to gain the knowledge necessary to be able to stand against this new powerful threat. It would make for an interesting clash against Rey's youthful, and more than a little naive, gungho attitude.
It also would have been a way to invert Luke's failure last time he was confronted with this scenario in Empire and specifically call out that failure and what he learned from it, as is the supposed "theme" of the story. The issue here is that requires Luke to still be the same character at his core despite the dour/cynical perspective, and I guess that wasn't subversive enough for Johnson.
The only way to turn off invasions in dark souls was not to be human/embered which meant you had less health or play offline which meant you couldnt co-op levels/bosses. Invasions were the biggest selling point of dark souls so having a way to turn that off specifically would have been silly but the punishment of losing summons or health to balance that is fine. Way of blue from dark souls 2 and 3 didnt turn off invasions it just summoned a friendly blue invader to help you fight the red invader(s).
If you are in The Way of Blue you should play offline. Unless it's your first time, then you get a pass. Blues from both covenants that help WoB members are hated more than bad internet connections. Hell, I'd rather deal with a Finger and a Mad Spirit at the same time than a single tryhard blue.
Fun fact, there is not a single MCU film that takes place in the year of 2017 cause Guardians 2 is two months after the first, Black Panther is a week at least after Civil War, Homecoming is a few months after Civil War, and Ragnarok is days before Infinity War AKA Spring 2018
I'm going to plant my feet in the ground and disagree here more than I ever have with you guys before. And I know that all four of you weren't unanimous on this but hear me out. Thanos in Infinity War and Thanos in Endgame are literally two *different,* and *separate,* characters. Not just by a "oh, one is stronger than the other." or "oh, they act a bit differently." margin, but by a distinct, scientific margin. Endgame Thanos is a "time clone." He is from a different timeline reacting to events being altered FROM his original timeline. He is experiencing entirely *different* scenarios from what Infinity War Thanos did. By actual science and logic, they are no more similar than identical twins. If one of them murdered your dog, then you would NOT feel the same satisfaction getting revenge on the twin who didn't do it. By definition they are out-right two different characters, and THIS is one of the strongest reasons why many people (myself included) heavily disliked Endgame Thanos. On top of that, we also have Endgame Thanos having exactly *NONE* of the sympathetic attributes of Infinity War Thanos. Endgame Thanos is just a copy-pasted Saturday cartoon villain, after Infinity War Thanos was the BEST, or at least second best, villain in the entire MCU... it's basically comparing the OG Star Wars Battlefront 2 and the EA Battlefront 2... They may share like five things in common, but it's kind of distasteful to even suggest that they are similar to each other...
Part of why Luke's arc doesn't work isn't because he's supposed to be mentor learning something. It's because he's an absolutely terrible mentor that doesn't teach anything worth learning and any lessons he may possibly have learned in the end are lessons that he already learned. One of the guys said that it's almost like he is portrayed like he was in A New Hope and that's also true of what it is that he's learning. I hate this argument that the lack of world building is TFA's fault. Yes, TFA was bad at it, but it just left it possible for TLJ to do almost anything and it instead did even less. TLJ had to be a sensible follow up to TFA and could do anything after that and also did not at all need to take place entirely in the next two days after TFA. The entire movie was a failure on all counts because it didn't do anything itself, and also didn't do anything to build on the little bit that TFA did set up. There's so much wrong with the two movies and after TLJ, Rey is just an awful character (as is everyone else), but I want to like her so much. I really do. She looks cool, has some cool initial setup, I don't personally think Daisy is awful (though could probably be directed better), and I just want to love the main character in (current) Star Wars. TFA did an awful job setting things up, but it was vague enough that I think there was potential for TLJ could build and fix things and just make things fun and relatable, but she and the rest of the story are now pretty near irredeemable. Especially because they have one more try to get it right and it's being made by the same people. It's not like it's just the second episode in a tv series that could have 20 episodes to just ignore and fix things. People seem onboard to move away from the Skywalkers and that could have been okay. Either respect the OT cast and bring them back to have scenes together and have cinematic magic again, or just have it unrelated to them. This may sound dumb to some people, but I loved her intro scenes, her setup as a lonely scavenger, her speeder is cool, and I think it would have been cool to have, like... I'm not saying copy the story 1-for-1, but basically make One Crazy Summer, but not as a comedy, in space starring Rey as a lonely loser scavenger mechanic that makes some friends along the way helping someone out and entering a big race with her speeder to save someone's moisture farm or whatever. Or, just any John Cusack 80s movie remade as a mostly serious Star Wars GFFA set movie with Rey and her speeder in the lead role. Or just give us the JJ/RJ garbage.
The doom response was needlessly contrarian. XD Doom guy is more buffed up, and they did add neon yellow poles for advanced movement that they decided DOOM needed for..... reasons. Also, they probably thought the players were too stupid to realize that a pole was jutting out of a pillar, so they had to make it that bright yellow.
3:43:10: Something that occurred to me this morning: what if Thor's big dramatic moment was replaced by the big Wammin moment? Seems like that would be the time for it to happen if any, and that maybe the Russo's wanted to keep the Thor moment as it was planned but they were overridden by Disney's marketing goons. #rememberthedon.
For the 24 hour episode you should see if you can get the guy who runs the website on. He updated it to where there's descriptions for all the videos with quotes, timestamps and a count of how many pauses. It's insane and dude needs some credit.
The first "Kung fu panda" had master Shifu teaching his young apprentice Po how to be a good warrior, while taking the mantle of Oogway as the leader of The Jade Palace and reaching inner peace during his lessons with Po, and becoming more like his younger self before Tai Lung attacked their town (becoming more casual, having good time with his students and not just training them). It's hard to do because there was another another master in this formula, but it's possible. Sorry that I'm about 2 years too late
The original BFII is better in every conceivable way. The story is even what the new one marketed itself as being, only it had the balls to follow through.
33:44 Wow... back here at EFAP #40, they were already making jokes about how Mauler hasn't finished part three of his Force Awakens critique. As I'm writing this, they're up to EFAP #91, and he STILL hasn't finished it yet!
Ill be honest i started watching efap because i found Rag's and liked him... but now i love all of EFAP. Yes the misspelling of Rags name was on purpose.
Ackbar has character, maybe not in the movies, but he has a whole arc. He was a student of Tarkin, and they had a teacher-student rivalry throughout the whole war, until the battle of Yavin.
If half of asgard was blinked out of existence when they were in a ship. When they brought everyone back, did those people just spawn back in the vacuum of space to suffocate instantly and die again?
I don't really mind the wall-climbing and pole-swinging. All games have to crank up the possibilities, you see that especially well in the Tomb Raider Games, they even redid the first one and named it "Tomb Raider Anniversary" and the options were way updated since the first one didn't even let you crouch. When its done right in Doom Eternal, it can amount to way cooler kills and a more creative fighting style.
But don't you understand, there is a PIPE in the game! We can't have that! Next we'll all be partying sausage whilst getting drunk on pizza! It's Udder Madness at MooLer's house of Waffles! O.-.O
6:04:50 "Hello there, welcome so your job is to just maintain the area, here is the keys. Oh before I forget, be wary of the little ghost goblin shooting lightning. Byeeeee!!"
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This is the first half of the stream, in the form of one episode, the next one will be up within the next day. It was quite an adventure overall, plenty of memes, discussion, debate, reactions, tisms, drinks, stay tuned folks o/ The EFAP Cometh
Extraordinary how a film utterly destroying one's faith in films can bring about so many headaches (some hangovers) and yet so much good (also in hangovers) and create worthy careers unmasking the rampant disease of rabid subjectivity. All my favourite youtubers cometh together!
I think you guys would get quite a laugh and a good discussion out of the project scarlett trailer for Xbox. It's interesting to see their confidence
The next one is gonna be Sunday, right? I hope so, I need my fix
Thanks for having The Critical Drinker on.. Please make him a regular. Hail The Don!
Short stream bad
Thanks for giving me a chance to talk about my video. I was completely unprepared, but it was very kind of you to give me the opportunity!
CryMor Gaming well done on coming on to talk about it
Awesome of you to show up and joke around, you were pretty fun!
Join us Toxic Brood! We are a lot of fun!
You are now immortalized in the Archives of the EFAP Order. You should consider guesting again, and continuing your story arc.
Anyone who is the subject of an EFAP, that then comes on to talk has brass balls polished the the nth degree. You have my respect, sir.
The most inconsistent character in Star Wars 9 will be The Force.
Disney: Hold my beer
"The Force it seems, indeed turned female"
Matthew St. Cyr it will suddenly be MALE!!!
0.097 Russian
Eh Females are bipolar and inconsistent naturally so technically it'd be consistent.
Jesus Christ are you Nostradamus?
Why am I even here watching this when spider Man is coming out soon!?
Because The Don expects you to watch the holy EFAP, then to oblige your baser Spider urges.
I only watch things with women in it and sky beams.
If you milk spiderman, is the future revealed?
"It climbed down my throat officer" - Rag's explaining how he went balls deep
We broke the record! 12 hour EFAP!
Now people are gonna say that 7 hour ones are the small ones ;__;
Jokes on you, I have been saying that for months
🦏🥛
MooLer was there any need to edit the episode?
Where is the second half?
MooLer
Looking forward to the 24-hour stream after Ep. IX comes out 🥳
"I hate when someone I like says something stupid." - Wolf. God these words are so true.
Hahah.. ahh.. true.
He really likes projecting.
Edit: Liked*
@@ectothermic Oh poor you. Guess you don't like smart people then
@@ectothermic projecting? bro get a hobby
@@TheOneAverageJoe I love when people reply to year+ old comments with something smug.
Especially with this context. Lmaooooo
@@ectothermic lmao you wanna talk about year+ old but you came back in 15 minutes you fucking loser😂😂😂
I fall asleep while listening, woke up in the morning...and you were still going. Jesus Christ, this is why I'm subscribed to this channel. You massive's.
That happened to you too?
Does sleeping while listening to Efap have any positive, negative or benign effects?
@@Kwazy-mojo Positive:Makes you smarter and more analytical when it comes to media.
Negative: Severely decreases your tolerance for shitty media.
Other: Really makes you want a beer...or pizza...or both
Same
@@arkevolto5243 that's a negative?
5:18:00 Mentor character that's still learning - Zuko from Avatar. He mentors Aang in Firebending but Aang teaches him humility, forgiveness, how to have healthy relationships, etc.
Plus real life teachers often say their students teach them something.
Maybe the more we hit MauLer with AtLA references, HE WILL F*CK*NG WATCH IT!!!!
@@OutsideTheTargetDemographic As long as he avoids the Legend of Korra, all will be good...
Because I'm afraid Mauler's brain would explode from the horrendous writing of that sequel series.
I agree with both of you violently.
@@StarMiners0416 The Legend of Korra definitely had its problems, and it was bad overall, but I don't think MauLer's brain would explode. This is a guy whose brain was still intact after TLJ and season 8 of GoT; I think he can handle Legend of Korra, especially since Legend of Korra isn't nearly as bad as those.
@@matthewmuir8884 Haha very true. Just exaggerating on my part. Still, I do wonder how he'll react to both ATLA and Legend of Korra if he actually takes the time to see them.
On "Major Lee VS Not-So-Great', the "Not-So-Great Debate" actually featured... a debate. I refuse to call a conversation where one side just doesn't care about forming a coherent and sensible argument a "debate".
Drunk MauLer is the best. Sure, drunk Rag’s’ is hilarious, but MauLer is usually so reserved and composed. Drunk MauLer is pure, unadulterated savagery and wit and it’s hysterical
Oh god, I can't wait
Now I need an EFAP of drunk Rags and MauLer with a high Wolf, it will be legendary.
viczam9 It is glorious isn’t it?
For the Don, against the tism and 'cause being pissed means both that yer drunk and angry! Huzzah!
The story of DOOM 2016 was one of my favorite parts about it.
No, not the BS with Olivia Pierce. Nono, I mean the *REAL* story--the story of the Doom Slayer hidden away that tells you why hell is so piss-your-pants scared of this guy.
And how he openly disregards all interjected plot elements, punching/shoving away monitors, kicking/breaking expensive stuff somebody tells him to remove carefully... love it.
Thank you.
If you're feeling a little Long Man Bad today, the Doom Eternal response starts at 1:24:25
Why thankyou
Thanks dude!
Thank youuuu
Thank you from the future!
Thankyoutisms!
I'm ready for the 24 hour EFAP, come on fellow Broods we can do it! #EmbraceTheBrood
24 likes for the 24 hour EFAP
An all-nighter EFAP? Bring it on!
@warystatue33 Oh my how lood
Dont choke.
#ToxicBroodUnite
I think them making Doomguy more mobile just amplifies the feeling of him being a unstoppable engine of destruction.
1: "He's still like the Juggernaut!"
2: "Neat?"
1: "He's stll got losta guns and a chainsaw, a rocket launcher and a few power ups!"
2: "Awesome!"
1: "He can still jump, run really frickin fast and despite his bulky power armor, he is capable of doing some basic platformin' while slaughtering all that stands in his way with a massive arsenal at his disposal!"
2: "So frickin cool!"
1: And now, he can also use some types of environmental structures to wall-climb, power-vault and parkour-swing across or through multiple kinds of hazardous
situations!"
2: "Wha... What's that got to do with doom?!"
1: "Huh... He's the same Doomguy as in the 2016 game and while he might've been equipped with new skills, tools and fast-running techniques to mix things up, it's still doom. It's gameplay that's highly recognizable and seemingly very enjoyable to a lot of folks... I guess?"
2: "That game will be terrible! Pipes are bright-yellow and Doomguy isn't the same because his wrists look like he's made of sausage bits!"
1: *Sigh*
@Comstar: Space AT&T agreed. Now we can really have the experince of verticality. This is the game DooM3 should've been.
@Comstar: Space AT&T true very true
@Marginally Sapient Cactus I mean its completely reasonable to say the game looks great and better than the previous games just based off of everything they showed in their advertisements
@Marginally Sapient Cactus but still it is completely reasonable to say that you are excited for a product based off of the advertisements, I don't think any idiot is gonna say "well I'm not really excited for doom eternal cause it looks like the first game but with better graphics hurhur" because based off of everything they've showed off eternal is faster, has way more variety in its combat and movement mechanics and is taking a more heavy emphasis on story, not to mention all the youtubers who have said the game is as good as it looks its not unreasonable to say "yeah I'm hyped". And its also not unreasonable to be reserved and sceptical with whether or not the game is gonna live up to the hype, god knows I'm not excited for whatever bullshit*t EA is planning on pulling off.
After the KOTOR 2 meme I kinda wish they just listened to more out of context Darth Traya monologues.
Tommy wiseau: "its always darkest before the Don."
The last time a guy got this mad at poles, he started a world war
I just shot hot tea out my nose. Thanx for that. Other than you, that's only happened from the loud soup and 2 things between Rag'*°^`´·~¤s and Wolf during some elevator music bits. EFAP is dangerous to my nostrils apparently.
Family Guy Ostrich: AHAHAAAA!
underrated comment
My ribs bruised from laughter and my throat is bleeding.
Damn. So how did the strippers ever recover from that, anyways?
Go to bed, EFAP is still ongoing. Wake up, EFAP is still ongoing. You absolute madmen.
My tism is going haywire because Jay made a big brain joke calling the alien tiddy monster the Space rhino and it just slid by everyone.
Shame on them
I think we should have Crymor on more often, just to see how long it takes to convert him to the Church of the Cosmic Chicken
GUYS COME ON WE'RE AT CRITICAL SPIDER-MAN TIME NOW, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
“Why are you jacking off to Black Cat?? Spider-Man’s...!! well, I *guess* that’s related to Spider-Man enough. Carry on.”
FUCKING SPIDER-MAN COMES OUT IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS WHAT THE FUCK GUYS????
@@smugalice6206
Spidermans coming out so im cleansing myself of the gay
Alex Lee Can’t be remembering all that Spider-Man x Mysterio yaoi while watching Far From Home.
Why are we talking about spiderman? Ray and Liz is coming out!
Quote of the day: "Oh, right, there's a video."
"The don used to play the guitar for the orphans.... *captain marvel breaks his hand* Used to...."
Great to see the episode up after WB and their shenanigans yesterday. Can we have an episode with Shad’s Youngling soon?
Shadlings?
I quite admired Schumacker and Clooney apologizing for the Batman movie they made that was not good. That is the correct way to handle a misstep.
Sun bro But those movies weren't simply not good. They were fantastic. Bad, yes. But enjoyable af.
RJ simply fucked up. There's nothing redeeming about TLJ. No fun to be had whatsoever.
Remember when Thanos punch her right in the kisser with the Patriarchy Stone? Damn, that scene was glorious.
I wanted to watch the efap this morning and found out it got taken down. So now I'm glad I can finally watch it.
I got 1 critique for DOOM 2016 and 1 more for ETERNAL:
DOOM 2016 relied WAAAAY too much on 'move to arena, monsters spawn, arena locks, kill monsters, arena unlocks, proceed 5 steps, repeat'.
ETERNAL does look overall slower mobility wise, like a good 10-20%, to make sure Dashing doesn't completely break the game.
However, eternal looks to have alot less locked-down arenas, which is a massive plus for me.
Did you use the word "massive" on purpose?
@@kevinmayfield6182 Maybe, maybe not. You decide. :P
Jonathan Borg I really wanted a survival mode in 2016 and I disliked how few enemies were in the levels.
Compromises are good/bad depending on what/which context sets the final result(s). More mobility and open/wide arena-based maps? I'mma call it: probably worth the changes.
Edit: "Maybe, maybe not. You decide." *Epic Fap Battle Of History*
It definitely plays a lot more like a smaller scale painkiller sequel than a doom sequel. Doom 4 was a pleasant surprise for a AAA bethesda game but people need to stop masturbating it and pretending its more than it is. Dusk does a much better job at being a sequel to the first two dooms.
Master Shifu in Kung Fu Panda is a mentor type figure that has to learn something throughout the film.
"I don't like poles."
- Afolf Hitler, August 31st, 1939
Have Critical Drinker as a regular guest. He brings F I R E to efap
Agreed. Efap has introduced me to his channel and I love it. He is a great reviewer and brings a lot to endgame.
1:20:10
KOTOR II is a great game. Especially with the restored content mod.
Go buy it, it’s on sale for less than four dollars on steam right now, and you can get the resorted content mod for free.
Even though the base game is unfinished I’d still recommend it.
I fucking love Kotor 2, such a shame the series was never properly finished because the MMO sucks
Great meme as well.
1:29:35
So the way it works in Doom is that his armor absorbs hell-energy from the demons and uses it to repair itself and to heal Doom Guy.
He sucks up that sweet sweet Argent energy
The number of normie-foolproof memes in this comment section is massive.
In my opinion.
Just as the spiders foretold.
Like, what the hell bro?
;)
🕷🔮
Mura Casardis Who cares? Spider-man is coming out soon.
we can slice and dice in peace
5:18:36 Talking about it being conflicting to have a character be both a mentor, and someone who's learning themselves. My first thought wasn't even a particular character, a father.
Or an older sibling ? (I don't have the context yet)
Doom devs have said that the items would be very noticeably, the idea is not so much having to look for them, but choosing to try and get get them in the hectic fight that is going on.
I also think that after Doom 2016, they earned quite a bit of trust. We'll see when it gets here.
6:02:28 I want to see an Efap meme of Shad as gandalf battling a snake (balrog)
Thanks for having the Drinker on! Next to Mauler...hes my 2nd favorite TH-camr reviewer...no offense to the others...I subscribe to and enjoy them too
Crymor sounds like he Narrates how Sausages are made in factories.
More Drinker!! Keep the collaboration of authentic, objective creators tight!
Thanos changing plans in Endgame seemed to be due to him witnessing the effects of the snap on Earth through Nebula. Seeing Earth fall into despair over the loss of half the population made him realize it wouldn't achieve his goal proper, so he took the next logical step in his mind, recreating the universe, so no one would know what was lost. He explains this just before the fight with Cap, Thor and Iron Man
Yeah, but it’s less interesting than Thanos in Infinity War.
In Infinity War Thanos believes that what he is doing is the only way to save everyone from his planets fate. They won’t understand, they won’t like it, they will hate him for it and eventually kill him because of it but in his mind he was right and with time what he did will have saved the future.
Now many people have explained why killing half of all life wouldn’t actually save everyone best one I have seen was from AlternateHistoryChannel who explained the post snap world would look far worse than what we see in Endgame.
But the way Thanos believes in what he is doing and acts on that conviction gives his character an almost irresistible charisma, that has made him one of most beloved villains in a very short time.
Thanos in Endgame is your typical evil Tyrant that wants to destroy the world so he can create a better one.
Now this would actually work but it is far less interesting than what we had in Infinity War.
We went from a great narrative antagonist to a purely mechanical one.
It’s like if you had a five star meal and for desert you get a 99 cent pudding from the supermarket.
Now normally I don’t mind that little pudding but when just had a masterfully cooked dinner I was kind of in for something better.
So, yeah. It is in the film why Thanos switched up his plan. It makes sense why he would switch up his plan. And it is kinda disappointing that he switched up his plan.
@@19Ledor thanos endgame i think has the same charm while showing that how much of tyrant he is, one cool part about him is when he saw himself die he didn't flinch, him changing his goal i wouldn't say its disappointing as it is a form of character development. He was ruthless tyrant in the first film itself you kinda have to be to have that kind of goal and plus it builds upon the theme of how his arrival and destruction is inevitable. And his plan in endgame works much better than the one is infinite war.
I’m pretty sure he saw people suffer when he did this on a planetary scale. He knows people won’t be happy about this at first. That’s why he’s the only one who has the WILL to do it. If people agreed “yeah it’s a good idea” he would’ve faced less resistance. His character is that he believes he’s the only one who understands what MUST be done. That doesn’t get erased because “some people said I was mean though”
It's really interesting to go back and see how optimistic about the MCU Mauler was
I'm so happy this was my first EFAP but I couldn't watch through it all because TH-cam crashed several times for me.
On the defense of being allergic to exercise.... I used to be allergic to my own sweat when I was a child. It's somehow home but I used to swell everywhere whenever I do a proportional physical activity
So you could easily get swole by exercising?
Do long enough and you could be massive!
For the 24 hour special you should do an EFAP EFAP, where you watch the first episode of EFAP and rip the piss out of it (also, Jared is in it).
They did it okay the way they did it
But anyways guys.......
He was a grown man in it! A. GROWN. MAN!!!!!!!!
I don’t think they will touch anything Jared related which sucks because I still love the episodes with him
"You get to look at Jared"
Why is Wolfs avatar using the Kaioken ?
Anomaly Inc Now I wanna see a Wolf kaioken meme video
Sometimes you just gotta use the Kaioken I guess. Don’t go past x3 though or you’ll get the aids.
@@mrmackellar3337 *Writes in his notebook* ^.-.^
Him against Vegeta, Broly and Beerus... Let's bet on whomever gets the longest hairdos before their head bloweth tha' fu*k up! Wolf would look like Werewolf-Sonic going S-3... WITH PIZZA!!!
Beuwen The Dragon 👀
Lemme tell you a little story about a man named The Critical Drinker
He was a hard drinking son of a preacher, always at the bar
Lager from the tap or shots of Paddy from the shelf
He could open his throttle and throw back a bottle as quick as the devil himself
Word got around that The Drinker was no pretender,
From Clare to here they'd lock up the beer when Drinker went on a bender
Down at Dickey Mack's, the Rising Sun, or at the Swan
If he was drinking at seven by ten to eleven well all the booze would be gone!
Even if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't believe,
And I wouldn't trust a person like me, if I were you
I wasn't there, I swear I have an alibi
I heard it from a man who knows a fella who says it's true!
It was nine in the morning on a cold rainy night,
Drinker rolled into the Castle Bar, looking to get tight
He had money in his pocket, he had whiskey in his eye,
He said: Get up off your asses and set up the glasses, I'm drinking this place dry!
Now all the serious boozers, they were soon broken hearted
When Drinker finished off six and he was only getting started
Guzzling down the pints, knockin' em back like candy,
He was lookin' alright to be drinkin' all night, then Nora brought out the Brandy
Even if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't believe,
And I wouldn't trust a person like me, if I were you
I wasn't there, I swear I have an alibi
I heard it from a man who knows a fella who says it's true!
Drinker drank the whole damn bottle, had another pint or two,
When it made no impression he started his session with Murphy's Millenium Brew
He was waiting for a pint when his face turned green
Jesus, Drinker fell down after only fifteen!
You could have heard a pin drop, then the crowd let out a roar
It took five Cork women to lift Drinker off the floor!
The doctor looked him over and said you better call the hearse:
but it's not what you're thinkin' it wasn't the drinkin'
this man died of thirst
Even if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't believe,
And I wouldn't trust a person like me, if I were you
I wasn't there, I swear I have an alibi
I heard it from a man who knows a fella who says it's true!
Bravo, sir.
"And then, Spider Man came out."
Bilbo Baggins.
Ps: Don't forget to look at women!
Whiskey Sour son of a preacher eh? The don is a preacher for the cosmic chicken I believe, coincidence? 👀
Johnny Tarr. That is all.
In regards to Critical Drinker's assertion (around the 5:15:00 mark or so), Yeah, you can totally have a mentor character that also goes through a lite version of the hero's journey. I can think of two possible premises (in a generalized sense) right off the top of my head.
1. The mentor's knowledge base is incomplete. He may have gone through a journey of his own in the past, but by the end of it he doesn't attain true mastery. He doesn't fully reconcile the lessons he learned, or his journey itself was flawed in some way that in turn leaves his knowledge base flawed.
His second journey alongside the protagonist allows him to truly complete his knowledge base, whether from the protagonist himself or the unique journey he follows along in.
Example: An assassin whose journey was one of revenge serves as a mentor to the protagonist later in his life. He can act as a flawed mentor to the protagonist, joining his cause and passing on his skills while at the same time this new journey alongside the protagonist teaches him valuable life lessons that he either didn't learn or didn't grasp when he was younger.
2. The mentor's point of view is disconnected from reality in some way. He may have become jaded sometime after his journey, or he may not have had a journey in the first place and instead developed his mastery purely on an academic level. This type of mentor would be able to pass on his flawed perspective, but through his experiences with the protagonist he learns to reconnect himself with the world or reconcile his studies with the world around him.
Example 1: A trainee in the mystic arts achieves incredible mastery in a short time, typically a full hero's journey. However, as he he grows older, the responsibilities of adulthood weigh on him and one or more serious mistakes cause him to break down until the protagonist arrives. Though initially lukewarm towards the protagonist, he gradually regains his vigor and learns to reconcile his mistakes to return to his former self.
Example 2: An extremely well studied professor joins the protagonist on his journey. Through his role in the protagonist's story, he works to reconcile his academic knowledge with the real world, learning what it really means to be a hero in the process.
All of these are, as far as I can tell, sound methods to creating a character who is both a mentor and goes through a hero's journey at the same time. They seem to be a very rare breed of character due to how difficult they are to write and how niche that they are as a concept. In theory, the easiest way to write a mentor's hero journey is to have some sort of prequel story that is itself a hero's journey for the later mentor figure and explores how they came to be a flawed mentor as they are now.
However, this is at odds with the standard hero's journey formula. Typically the story is about the protagonist's hero journey and the mentor serves as a wise sage character, with the protagonist experiencing a complete journey and becoming a similarly capable mentor in the process who would presumably act as the mentor figure for a new hero in the future.
The easiest way to write a hero's journey arc for a mentor would be to bring in a flawed hero from a previous story, and have them act as the mentor for a new protagonist in a sequel. Ironically, this is what Luke's "arc" in The Last Jedi was supposed to be, though it was undercut by incomplete or outright contradictory world-building in Rian's execution. If the world-building for Luke's mistakes and Ben's fall to the dark side were established (read: present for more than 10 seconds of flashbacks) within the movie, this concept could have worked. Instead, Rian's hack writing ended up destroying this concept in its execution.
Zuko from AtlA is a good example of a flawed mentor who goes through a hero's journey, or Kanan Jarrus from SW:Rebels (not a great show but Kanan was a good character IMO)
I'm with Shad - anyone paying to see Episode 9 needs to be beaten with a wet towel.
This episode's lineup was great, one of the funniest EFAP's
I know you guys probably get comments or sentiments like this a fair amount, but I'm currently working a shit labor job these days and barely have time to do much outside of work; but when I check youtube on my lunch break and see a new efap (live or posted) it genuinely brightens my day.
Overall, a great episode. I wish Drinker was a little clearer about his points though. The stuff around 5:20:00 seems like he's talking about one thing, while the rest of the crew are on about something else.
Edit: Jay is in Lemington Spa? Bruh, that's pretty close to me.
5 hrs in they are quite the drunk
Glad to see Jay back
When the Doom Eternal stuff started I wasn't paying too much attention so I was just thinking "who tf submitted this shit tier meme video and why did MauLer decide to play it?" but then I realized this isn't one of the meme videos and is instead the vid theyre gonna efap to.
That intro was just so bad and unfunny. It was god awful.
It was really nice to have the guy come on the show though. He was a pretty good guest.
ive watched every efap three times and have never been bored
Failing is a beautiful experience, one that I have enjoyed a lot.
Thanos should just have snapped time travel away, surely the glove with the TIME STONE can make time travel impossible.
Those biblical Don memes are a blessing.
I'm kind of surprised the chat folks thought you guys thought DOOM Eternal looked terrible. You always put videos you plan to watch in the title.
This was quite the fun stream, if a little exhaustive. Going to have to stock up on coffee and rhino milk for the eventual 24-hour EFAP.
I hope you three and anyone who happens to read this has a fantastic week! Glory to the Toxic Brood!!
It's funny to see a guest that often disagrees with the toxic brood. Glad to have you, Critical Drinker!
Now I finally understand the pole memes, thanks.
The only thing I don't like about Doom Eternal is the gawd awful, neon green HUD. Change that to a subtle transparent blue and it'll be perfect.
I'm honestly okay with the HUD colour in Doom Eternal, I don't think it's nearly as bad as everyone says it is.
I'm just glad that we're getting environments that aren't blindingly red.
Eddie T yeah the first HUD they showed at Quakecon was so slick and basic. Very appealing design.
This new one just looks overwhelming and distracting. They still have time to change it.
"Bus full of children vs bus full of... other children". I suppose the other children are orphans, huh?
1:44:00 yeah, there’s definitely platforming in the original Dooms. There just wasn’t a jump function so it was achieved by pulling levers and running off of ledges
Regarding the mentor part, I'm surprised Mauler didn't mention One Punch Man. Saitama plays the role of a mentor to Genos, even though he is himself a main character. Granted, this is more of a character having "becoming a mentor" as part of his hero's journey, but that's still a good example of a character in a mentor role who still don't have their shit completely figured out yet and plays the mentor to someone else.
Don't forget, Saitama actually teaches Genos stuff (even outside of the comedic stuff), and more importantly, so did Genos.
What's crazy about the Thor V Luke portion of this is that the MCU actually did the "parental figure stops child figure by extreme measure" thing first, and they did it better: Odin put Hela in a hell-dimension because she *did* go dark side. So yeah... take that, TLJ.
Read EU for real Luke. Even in the story people complain about where he turns to the dark side keeps true to his character in the context of the situation he was put in.
It alive! Haha you got it back... and oddly I was there for 12 hours with ya x3
I envy people who can draw amazing art like that. I really do.
Thank you for putting my Vision is Trans meme in EFAP!
I just watched you guys react to my meme and that made me laugh so fucking hard at work. It's so glorious and made me so happy. Hail the Don!
@Dog House The Downfall one. The first video meme.
The Tomb Raider glitch...best part, when the girl tried to drink the beer!!! AHHAAHHAHAHAAA
A really simple way of getting Luke to be more reclusive and not join the battle against The First Order is to combine Critical Drinker's (Shad's?) idea of Luke recognizing Snoke using the Dark Side to influence his mind with him voicing a stance similar to Yoda's in Empire.
Luke could recognise that Snoke has a different power/approach than Palpatine and rushing headlong into danger, even if his loved ones are at risk, would be incredibly foolish and thus he's resigned himself having to let people he loves die in order to be able to gain the knowledge necessary to be able to stand against this new powerful threat.
It would make for an interesting clash against Rey's youthful, and more than a little naive, gungho attitude.
It also would have been a way to invert Luke's failure last time he was confronted with this scenario in Empire and specifically call out that failure and what he learned from it, as is the supposed "theme" of the story.
The issue here is that requires Luke to still be the same character at his core despite the dour/cynical perspective, and I guess that wasn't subversive enough for Johnson.
The only way to turn off invasions in dark souls was not to be human/embered which meant you had less health or play offline which meant you couldnt co-op levels/bosses. Invasions were the biggest selling point of dark souls so having a way to turn that off specifically would have been silly but the punishment of losing summons or health to balance that is fine. Way of blue from dark souls 2 and 3 didnt turn off invasions it just summoned a friendly blue invader to help you fight the red invader(s).
If you are in The Way of Blue you should play offline. Unless it's your first time, then you get a pass. Blues from both covenants that help WoB members are hated more than bad internet connections. Hell, I'd rather deal with a Finger and a Mad Spirit at the same time than a single tryhard blue.
Can we get a cut of the Passionate rant by Critical Drinker on Star Wars about 4:40:00 in? Like that shit hit me hard
“How dare you call it at at instead of AT-AT, you MASSIVE” ~ Wolf 2019
AT-AT is objectively cooler sounding than atat
Fun fact, there is not a single MCU film that takes place in the year of 2017 cause Guardians 2 is two months after the first, Black Panther is a week at least after Civil War, Homecoming is a few months after Civil War, and Ragnarok is days before Infinity War AKA Spring 2018
"I however, think that, you cant be too thicc" - Mauler, 2019
Episode 9 nightmare scene: RotJ ending with the force ghosts, but with Luke, Leia, and Han instead of the old jedi.
2/3... Han might count though lol
I'm going to plant my feet in the ground and disagree here more than I ever have with you guys before. And I know that all four of you weren't unanimous on this but hear me out.
Thanos in Infinity War and Thanos in Endgame are literally two *different,* and *separate,* characters.
Not just by a "oh, one is stronger than the other." or "oh, they act a bit differently." margin, but by a distinct, scientific margin.
Endgame Thanos is a "time clone." He is from a different timeline reacting to events being altered FROM his original timeline. He is experiencing entirely *different* scenarios from what Infinity War Thanos did. By actual science and logic, they are no more similar than identical twins. If one of them murdered your dog, then you would NOT feel the same satisfaction getting revenge on the twin who didn't do it.
By definition they are out-right two different characters, and THIS is one of the strongest reasons why many people (myself included) heavily disliked Endgame Thanos.
On top of that, we also have Endgame Thanos having exactly *NONE* of the sympathetic attributes of Infinity War Thanos. Endgame Thanos is just a copy-pasted Saturday cartoon villain, after Infinity War Thanos was the BEST, or at least second best, villain in the entire MCU... it's basically comparing the OG Star Wars Battlefront 2 and the EA Battlefront 2... They may share like five things in common, but it's kind of distasteful to even suggest that they are similar to each other...
Wow. To see how far The Drinker has come. We love you, mate.
Part of why Luke's arc doesn't work isn't because he's supposed to be mentor learning something. It's because he's an absolutely terrible mentor that doesn't teach anything worth learning and any lessons he may possibly have learned in the end are lessons that he already learned. One of the guys said that it's almost like he is portrayed like he was in A New Hope and that's also true of what it is that he's learning.
I hate this argument that the lack of world building is TFA's fault. Yes, TFA was bad at it, but it just left it possible for TLJ to do almost anything and it instead did even less. TLJ had to be a sensible follow up to TFA and could do anything after that and also did not at all need to take place entirely in the next two days after TFA. The entire movie was a failure on all counts because it didn't do anything itself, and also didn't do anything to build on the little bit that TFA did set up.
There's so much wrong with the two movies and after TLJ, Rey is just an awful character (as is everyone else), but I want to like her so much. I really do. She looks cool, has some cool initial setup, I don't personally think Daisy is awful (though could probably be directed better), and I just want to love the main character in (current) Star Wars. TFA did an awful job setting things up, but it was vague enough that I think there was potential for TLJ could build and fix things and just make things fun and relatable, but she and the rest of the story are now pretty near irredeemable. Especially because they have one more try to get it right and it's being made by the same people. It's not like it's just the second episode in a tv series that could have 20 episodes to just ignore and fix things.
People seem onboard to move away from the Skywalkers and that could have been okay. Either respect the OT cast and bring them back to have scenes together and have cinematic magic again, or just have it unrelated to them. This may sound dumb to some people, but I loved her intro scenes, her setup as a lonely scavenger, her speeder is cool, and I think it would have been cool to have, like... I'm not saying copy the story 1-for-1, but basically make One Crazy Summer, but not as a comedy, in space starring Rey as a lonely loser scavenger mechanic that makes some friends along the way helping someone out and entering a big race with her speeder to save someone's moisture farm or whatever. Or, just any John Cusack 80s movie remade as a mostly serious Star Wars GFFA set movie with Rey and her speeder in the lead role.
Or just give us the JJ/RJ garbage.
The doom response was needlessly contrarian. XD
Doom guy is more buffed up, and they did add neon yellow poles for advanced movement that they decided DOOM needed for..... reasons. Also, they probably thought the players were too stupid to realize that a pole was jutting out of a pillar, so they had to make it that bright yellow.
For whatever reason, the idea of General Grievous showing up to see Luke has me rolling. Luke's "Who are you?" is the best part, I think.
“I don’t even know who you are.” “You will.”
3:43:10: Something that occurred to me this morning: what if Thor's big dramatic moment was replaced by the big Wammin moment? Seems like that would be the time for it to happen if any, and that maybe the Russo's wanted to keep the Thor moment as it was planned but they were overridden by Disney's marketing goons. #rememberthedon.
For the 24 hour episode you should see if you can get the guy who runs the website on. He updated it to where there's descriptions for all the videos with quotes, timestamps and a count of how many pauses. It's insane and dude needs some credit.
The first "Kung fu panda" had master Shifu teaching his young apprentice Po how to be a good warrior, while taking the mantle of Oogway as the leader of The Jade Palace and reaching inner peace during his lessons with Po, and becoming more like his younger self before Tai Lung attacked their town (becoming more casual, having good time with his students and not just training them). It's hard to do because there was another another master in this formula, but it's possible. Sorry that I'm about 2 years too late
The original BFII is better in every conceivable way. The story is even what the new one marketed itself as being, only it had the balls to follow through.
33:44 Wow... back here at EFAP #40, they were already making jokes about how Mauler hasn't finished part three of his Force Awakens critique. As I'm writing this, they're up to EFAP #91, and he STILL hasn't finished it yet!
12 hours, is this a joke? Stop teasing us with tiny snapshots!
Ill be honest i started watching efap because i found Rag's and liked him... but now i love all of EFAP.
Yes the misspelling of Rags name was on purpose.
The bottom spelling?
It's Wag*"°^~`´¬Гμ©¥ฯΩ's
All Dons Go To Heaven
Ackbar has character, maybe not in the movies, but he has a whole arc.
He was a student of Tarkin, and they had a teacher-student rivalry throughout the whole war, until the battle of Yavin.
If half of asgard was blinked out of existence when they were in a ship. When they brought everyone back, did those people just spawn back in the vacuum of space to suffocate instantly and die again?
I don't really mind the wall-climbing and pole-swinging. All games have to crank up the possibilities, you see that especially well in the Tomb Raider Games, they even redid the first one and named it "Tomb Raider Anniversary" and the options were way updated since the first one didn't even let you crouch. When its done right in Doom Eternal, it can amount to way cooler kills and a more creative fighting style.
Critical Drinker: "It's the same way me girlfriend useth thaoouu-*... ... ...* Lol!
But don't you understand, there is a PIPE in the game! We can't have that! Next we'll all be partying sausage whilst getting drunk on pizza!
It's Udder Madness at MooLer's house of Waffles! O.-.O
6:04:50 "Hello there, welcome so your job is to just maintain the area, here is the keys.
Oh before I forget, be wary of the little ghost goblin shooting lightning. Byeeeee!!"
Guys lest admit it: that pole is very yellow .