Doublevision (Part 2) ColecoVision - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

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  • In part 2 of 2, the Nerd reviews the ColecoVision and plays the games that were made for this console, including Montezuma's Revenge, Cabbage Patch Kids: Adventures in the Park, Chuck Norris Superkicks, and War Room. This is Angry Video Game Nerd Episode 45.
    The console was released in August of 1982 and offered some of the best looking console versions of arcade games that had been seen at the time. One of which was a deal with Nintendo to have Donkey Kong as its "in box" title. The console has a library of over 145 games and by Christmas of 1982 had sold over 500,000 units.
    With the video game crash in 1983, however, the sales in the industry dropped dramatically not being able to recover from the market crash. Even with sales in upwards of 2 million consoles in its lifespan, the Colecovision was officially discontinued in 1985.
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  • @beavez4456
    @beavez4456 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2084

    Easily one of my favorite "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?!?" Moments

    • @liammcallister726
      @liammcallister726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Is this necessary

    • @zaydanzf9071
      @zaydanzf9071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same dude

    • @deathglock496
      @deathglock496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@liammcallister726 but seriously who the fuck made that AC adapter? Is the person compensating it for something?

    • @liammcallister726
      @liammcallister726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@deathglock496 I get having the box of the adapter be sized enough for 1 plug but come on really

    • @mattcroy1885
      @mattcroy1885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      0.42 seconds into the video is where my custom ringtone begins... Still one of my better AVGN thirty second sound bites.

  • @Fnordathoth
    @Fnordathoth 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1599

    "There would be lawsuits up the ass" I don't want to take the time to read all 7,300 comments and i am not sure if this has been pointed out so here it is: Atari did pursue legal action against them for this add on and for the Atari 2600 clone Coleco made... the problem is that anyone with a little electronics knowledge and woodworking skill could make an Atari clone at home using stock electronics parts. Since nothing in the electronics was actually proprietary the judge threw out the cases.

    • @TheLakabanzaichrg
      @TheLakabanzaichrg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      thanks random law knowing guy.

    • @steffennilsen2132
      @steffennilsen2132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      hence the proliferation of startup code like bios and boot roms in every computer and console from then on that could be copyrighted

    • @freetoplayking7362
      @freetoplayking7362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      the times really have changed have they

    • @3ShotTGK
      @3ShotTGK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      talk about an ultimate fuck you

    • @CopiousDoinksLLC
      @CopiousDoinksLLC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Atari: "You can't do that, it's illegal!"
      Cletus: "Hold my beer, I'm going to Radio Shack."

  • @GeneralOlde
    @GeneralOlde 6 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    That intro ranks among the AVGN's best. The lead-in and payoff is just perfect.

    • @unknownwolf4046
      @unknownwolf4046 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I remember Ronald reagon I was born may 3 1985

    • @M0nkiDRufi
      @M0nkiDRufi ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@unknownwolf4046 Um that's cool I guess

  • @imaweeaboo8092
    @imaweeaboo8092 6 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    “You’re a weird eyeball with legs”
    So.... Mike Wazowski?

  • @catiseith
    @catiseith 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1469

    I said it once and I say it twice: that Doublevision cover is one of Kyle's best songs.

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 9 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It was a cover? That's fortunate, because the song is pretty bad.
      'It's time I had a good time, ain't got time to waste...'
      Ain't got time to lyrics either apparently... >__>

    • @artbargra
      @artbargra 9 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      CaitSeith That moment when you realise Kyle Justin's cover is a lot better than the original version. And yes, it kicks ass.

    • @chriscorsaro6473
      @chriscorsaro6473 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      planescaped It's a cover of Foreigner - Double Vision

    • @johnnytobacco1327
      @johnnytobacco1327 8 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      +planescaped The lyric is actually "It's time I had a good time, ain't got time to wait." and Double vision is a great song, and Foreigner is a great band. Otherwise I don't think these guys would have named an episode after it lol. Well obviously the song is named after the disorder, and this episode could be named after the disorder... But the song is there so yeah lol.

    • @KASASpace
      @KASASpace 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +planescaped
      If it's time he had a good time, then he doesn't want to waste any more.

  • @chrisjenkins2099
    @chrisjenkins2099 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1861

    "There would be lawsuits up the ass"
    There actually was a lawsuit over Coleco's expansion module! Atari took them to court and Coleco countersued for $500M (this was the 80s btw, $500M could probably buy you half of Africa). The result of the suits was that Coleco ended up paying royalties to Atari over the expansion module. Probably the strangest outcome of all of this was that Atari and Coleco actually agreed to RELEASE CERTAIN GAMES ONLY FOR THE OTHER COMPANY'S SYSTEM! That's the mindfuck for me. Could you imagine Sony and Microsoft developing games for each other, let alone developing a game that would only play on the competitor's system? Fucking lol. To add insult to injury, Atari made pretty great games for Coleco but Coleco basically released dogshit for the Atari. Coleco was really a company run by complete dickheads.
    Also it's interesting that the distributor for Colecovisions was CBS, as in the news network.

    • @Cardmaster12
      @Cardmaster12 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Chris Jenkins I can't think of why, but of how? well...

    • @dkupke
      @dkupke 9 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Chris Jenkins It was the 80's-cocaine was probably involved.

    • @PupdudePwns
      @PupdudePwns 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Daniel Ryan Thus, the war on drugs, and why the idiots in power refuse to let us use marijuana.

    • @PupdudePwns
      @PupdudePwns 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      gurvmlk
      >Sony
      >Mario movie
      Haha, Mario's getting the shitty movie treatment. :P

    • @WerehogFan18
      @WerehogFan18 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      PupdudePwns There was already a mario bros. movie back in the early 90s and it was shit.

  • @johnclark926
    @johnclark926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Absolutely wild that Coleco would just straight up release an expansion to their console that just plays their competitor’s games, it’s one of those batshit nonsense moments that makes the early days of gaming so fascinating to research

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I totally see how that's outlandish for a console.. but in a sense, and with a stretch, it's sort of similar to Microsoft having its own game studio but also letting competing studios' games run on Windows.

    • @Dmarcoot
      @Dmarcoot 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      you weren’t there for it

  • @0_dearghealach_083
    @0_dearghealach_083 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    That's one of my favourite AVGN introductions. The AC adapter is HUUUUUGE!!
    And it's full of stars!

    • @bridgetsawamura56
      @bridgetsawamura56 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      comically large ac adapter

  • @hypnos9356
    @hypnos9356 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2901

    "What's that? A metamorphic stone rising from the blackness and negative Earth? A towering behemoth of monstrosity brought down by extraterrestrial powers? Or a giant monolith of death, hell-bent on the annihilation of humankind, time, and all matter? No, it's the AC adapter for a ColecoVision."

    • @WillEatForFood
      @WillEatForFood 8 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Look, I can't fit this god forsaken piece of shit in the electrical outlet! Unless there's nothing next to it!!

    • @Sc0rch91
      @Sc0rch91 8 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      +Master Xehanort Anyway, the Colecovision was released in 1982. Like the Intellivision, it had the same stupid ass keypad, but with a joystick.

    • @Sc0rch91
      @Sc0rch91 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      +Master Xehanort It's basically like another Pitfall game but with a random layout. Why would I swing on the vines when i can hop on the lillypad instead?

    • @WillEatForFood
      @WillEatForFood 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Dr. Seuss's Fix Up the Mix-up Puzzler. It's a puzzle game where you put together different Dr. Seuss characters. Yeah, that's about as much as I can say about that.Mike N Ike

    • @venacava7897
      @venacava7897 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      +Master Xehanort Next is Looping, here we go! Oh, let's try again! Oh man, that pilot's drunk as shit! oh i gotta get through the wall, here we go. Ok. Maybe i gotta go over it, i guess not. Oh oh, let's try again. Oh man, what am i supposed to do? FUCK! Oh, i know i got to shoot through it...

  • @FresnoCA93727
    @FresnoCA93727 8 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    "WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING!?"
    LMAO! Gets me every time.

    • @beavez4456
      @beavez4456 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      FresnoCA93727 One of the best ones

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +FresnoCA93727 I had a few Colecovisions, and those power adapters are heavy too. (For being made for a video game system.)

    • @ghb323
      @ghb323 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +FresnoCA93727 0:38 dam, its so heavy that he even grunts, unlike the atari 5200 version, there should be a warning saying not to drop it on your foot.

    • @ovidiusurubaru9281
      @ovidiusurubaru9281 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The 32x and swich are nothing compare to that

    • @bridgetsawamura56
      @bridgetsawamura56 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i thought the switch ac adapter was absurd but it’s usable compared to this massive beast ;-;

  • @gregorysmith5134
    @gregorysmith5134 8 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    James hates the fuck out of those a.c. adapters 😂

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Having owned a Colecovision I can attest that yes, those A/C adapters in particular are the largest I've ever seen for a home console. - Someone who used to collect video games

    • @isaacmak0496
      @isaacmak0496 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Austin Lucas ,

    • @Jigsaw2383
      @Jigsaw2383 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      who doesn't? haha

    • @videotape2959
      @videotape2959 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If you hate them then just bypass them. I heard AC helped prolong your game systems anyway unlike that outdated DC electricity. AC is a smooth sine wave unlike DC which is a rough square wave and thus harder on the components in your consoles.

    • @gameboi20
      @gameboi20 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gregory Smith

  • @jackytreehornsghost
    @jackytreehornsghost 8 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    After playing nothing but Atari games, Montezuma's Revenge had so much atmosphere and depth it was mind-blowing. At least to my pre-kindergarten mind it was. I was only four at the time and loved it so much that my memory of the game to this day is of a game with better graphics than NES Mario.

    • @richardharris6507
      @richardharris6507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      too bad the games physics were a bit crappy, especially compared to Mario, but its still a good game.

    • @bubbythebear6891
      @bubbythebear6891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It was also released on the Atari 2600.

  • @lozo1269
    @lozo1269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    4:51 That face expression is pure gold.

    • @ARCtheCartoonMaster
      @ARCtheCartoonMaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And then the fishmouth he does after he pulls out the cartridge.

    • @wehavetogoback369
      @wehavetogoback369 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's absolutely timeless

  • @rebekahsmith326
    @rebekahsmith326 7 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I agree, shoelaces are bullshit.

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rebekah Smith You know what's BUUUUUUUULSHIT!?

    • @sonicthehedgehog7277
      @sonicthehedgehog7277 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FUCK SHOELACES

    • @gagejohnathan9641
      @gagejohnathan9641 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      gurvmlk DITTO THAT FOR SMG115

    • @opticdrone4555
      @opticdrone4555 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      soyou would rather wear velcro and get made fun of (unless u stand up for ur self)

    • @lisardo
      @lisardo ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gurvmlk I dunno what they're called but the shows you put on that are kind of like sneakers or tennis shoes, but no laces. Loafers maybe ? Anyway I like those lace-less type shoes. I get them at Walmart.

  • @ken_ykza
    @ken_ykza 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3584

    That moment you say "I'm going to watch just ONE AVGN episode" then you watch ten.
    EDIT: holy shit i genuinely didn’t even know about this comment, thanks for the positive replies everyone!

    • @TheGauges420
      @TheGauges420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      ken weird, I usually end up watching them all lol.

    • @Nathan-lw8oq
      @Nathan-lw8oq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Welcome to the club, pal, i'm the founder

    • @AndrewUchiha4747
      @AndrewUchiha4747 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ken Yup. I know that feeling

    • @NerdyRulerz
      @NerdyRulerz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's literally me right now. I could be writing for wattpad, or drawing for Instagram, or doing something productive with my life. But I'm watching AVGN non stop instead because he's funny :3

    • @hern007
      @hern007 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seth Kauffman i

  • @AleXCD74
    @AleXCD74 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "Nggh... hmph! What the FUCK were they thinking!?"
    This is still the best intro of any AVGN video ever.

  • @vibri_
    @vibri_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    Playing Atari 2600 games, with a colecovision, with a genesis controller, with an emulator

    • @Bauglir100
      @Bauglir100 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Furry Where the hell does the emulator fit in?

    • @KirbyVanPelt
      @KirbyVanPelt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Connects it up your ASS!

    • @Haruki_Aikawa
      @Haruki_Aikawa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Calm down there buddy! Lol

    • @georgesears934
      @georgesears934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      in the matrix.

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My guess is hardware emulation via secondhand parts.

  • @lilturk726
    @lilturk726 9 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Damn I would love to see a "what the fuck were they thinking?" montage.

    • @Cardmaster12
      @Cardmaster12 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      lilturk726 haha yeah, but really... WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING?

    • @Valdaur
      @Valdaur 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +lilturk726 It has been done, just type in ''AVGN what were they thinking'' into TH-cam, and there you go. :)

    • @lilturk726
      @lilturk726 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ian Graham
      You're a lord. I had to replay that shit like 5 times!

    • @skitten4671
      @skitten4671 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      wow second comment on a video? cooooooooooooooool

  • @zeinmoussa6829
    @zeinmoussa6829 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    This is my favourite AVGN video of all time. I re-watch it every now and then for that intro alone, and the rest is gold.

  • @JustWowMe
    @JustWowMe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    march 2020. i'm watching this to forget about corona virus. still fun to watch

    • @llVIU
      @llVIU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      thanks for reminding me about the chinese flu, and to return the favor, now after 5 months, I'm gonna remind you back.

    • @mikshinee87
      @mikshinee87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@llVIU They (the government) want to prevent people from leaving home in Spain and going outside. Let's party like it's 1942!

    • @TheCommanderTaco
      @TheCommanderTaco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You sure it's not to forget that Tommy is trying to bring back the Intelevision?

    • @armorvil
      @armorvil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      November 2020. i'm watching this to forget about corona virus. still fun to watch

    • @aug3842
      @aug3842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mikshinee87 no

  • @Samagachi
    @Samagachi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    You could kill someone with that ac adaptor. o_o

    • @jaide1312
      @jaide1312 9 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      use it as a whip, with a huge weight at the end.

    • @ghostemoji
      @ghostemoji 9 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Troll4ever31 ._. u mean a wrecking ball, i mean wrecking cube

    • @AtlasBlizzard
      @AtlasBlizzard 9 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Hellzboy I came in like an AAAA-DAPTOOOORRR!

    • @DarthVader-ib7tl
      @DarthVader-ib7tl 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Samaugsch use it as a mace

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Samaugsch I had a few Colecovision systems, the adapter was pretty weighty.

  • @shakefan1484
    @shakefan1484 8 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    Who came up with the idea of the AC Adapter? Who thought a plug should be a big ass brick?

    • @kellychuang8373
      @kellychuang8373 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      My guess is they must've been on some Blow too much.

    • @sonic1135
      @sonic1135 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +Kelly Chuang no the drugs called fuck it all lolol

    • @tarajames1298
      @tarajames1298 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      (o-o)/ me jk not me

    • @SpeedySPCFan
      @SpeedySPCFan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      +ShakeFan14 It's actually not that stupid if you're aware of what it is. The Colecovision doesn't have the power supply inside of it (probably to keep the system lighter, and perhaps reduce the amount of internal faults), so they kept it inside of the AC adapter. I kinda wish that they took the Xbox 360 approach though by separating all three components (the system, the power cable, and the power supply) to make it easier to use and less of a hog.

    • @kellychuang8373
      @kellychuang8373 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      +SpeedySPCFan That explains a lot and given the limits of technology at the time. This was an era before XBox 360 after all.

  • @moisesvaladez8162
    @moisesvaladez8162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    6:40 "There would be lawsuits up the ass!" LOL

  • @suhalla2910
    @suhalla2910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    5:08 there is just something so funny about that line delivery. 'SLURPIN BAwLs'

  • @mauriciolazon3996
    @mauriciolazon3996 9 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Man, I really love Kyle's cover of Double Vision. He should release it as a single.

  • @etherraichu
    @etherraichu 9 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    The 6th connects it *To Itself*.

    • @greatpotterland
      @greatpotterland 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Colecoception !!!

    • @jarkspore
      @jarkspore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And then the Colecovision ascends simple 3-dimensional reality and is reborn as Coleco the Destroyer.

    • @jayarby8494
      @jayarby8494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jark Spore And then it spawns a 7th adapter that connects to your brain and takes over your mind
      *H A I L C O L E C O*

    • @rilluma
      @rilluma 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      AAAASSS!"!!

    • @axelfirekirby
      @axelfirekirby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The 8th one conects it to a phone

  • @Kryptojackjr
    @Kryptojackjr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I recently visited a store which had a ColecoVision controller, and Nerd... you were right about the joystick; it was way too stiff.

  • @Screech2009
    @Screech2009 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The robin hood sun reminds me of the teletubbies sun.

  • @johnfakename1178
    @johnfakename1178 9 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Be careful, you don't want to get caught in orbit of the AC adapter.

    • @mr.hippopotamus1792
      @mr.hippopotamus1792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And dont put ur shoes before ur pants

    • @Bacony_Cakes
      @Bacony_Cakes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Curious Charisma **metrocop death sound**

  • @spacemanbose
    @spacemanbose 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    1:26 "only a problem: THIS CONTROLLER IS FUCKIN' HORRIBLE!!" Rotf hahaa i love the way he said this

  • @Jay9999
    @Jay9999 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    One of my favorite episodes. My son got me onto this show 15 years ago. I still love it. I had a coleco and it was great.

  • @infernoskyful
    @infernoskyful 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:24 AFTER 7 YEARS LATER, I FINALLY GOT THE REFERENCE OF THAT SHOT, WOW I HATE ME

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Better late than never

  • @frozenaorta
    @frozenaorta 10 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I come to video every so often just for the first one minute, and it cracks me up every time. James was always at his best when we was legitimately upset about something. Which he doesn't seem to be so much anymore. Success has reduced his true anger.

  • @manospondylus4896
    @manospondylus4896 9 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    4:35 the ancestor of Flappy Bird.

    • @rah_sollest
      @rah_sollest 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Disappointed Turtle it's more like that Loopin' Louie board game.

    • @chonkshake1237
      @chonkshake1237 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats true

    • @BrigitteMain33
      @BrigitteMain33 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      not enough builds 9/11

    • @HeldrikBoldhart
      @HeldrikBoldhart 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More like 9/11 The Game

    • @killert41
      @killert41 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think u have to shoot that balon to open this door

  • @IkesDaddelbox
    @IkesDaddelbox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    6:23 I'm happy to see that we are slowly getting there now.

  • @MysticTruhan
    @MysticTruhan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Kyle Justin is so talented.

  • @JimmyJazz332
    @JimmyJazz332 9 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "No, but we do have a Coleco Vision hooked up to our black and white TV." - Stuart McCormick (Kenny's dad)

    • @adamuzumaki98
      @adamuzumaki98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That was South Park "Chickenpox", it's our favorite episode.

  • @xyzw888
    @xyzw888 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    0:42 my reaction to Sonic 2006 and to the Sega/Nintendo partnership.

    • @redtoad6559
      @redtoad6559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Terminate all brick plugs
      Terminate Sonic 06
      Terminate LJN

  • @andrewpytko4773
    @andrewpytko4773 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This Duology is my dad's favorite episodes of the AVGN and he's 70 years old.

  • @WolffenBreon
    @WolffenBreon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is nice coming back to rewatch James's old videos again after a long time.

  • @BlackWhite001
    @BlackWhite001 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    One of the best AVGN intros ever.

  • @omalor
    @omalor ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Who else is watching these old videos to see if they can remember the quotes?

  • @sanicyouth6540
    @sanicyouth6540 8 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    Angry Black Guy: Hey! You still don't have a Celecovision?
    Atari gamer: Huh?
    Angry Black Guy: What are you waiting for? Atari to make one?
    Atari gamer: lol.
    Angry Black Guy: You have seen the games right?
    Atari gamer: uhhh
    Angry Black Guy: Wrong answer man. Show 'em!
    Atari gamer: Whoooooooooaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    WELCOME TO THE NEXT LEVEL
    Angry Black Guy: Wanna see more?
    Your vision is our vision. Celecovision.

    • @dingusd8990
      @dingusd8990 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Just goin around, Slurpin Balls

    • @demonhunter635
      @demonhunter635 7 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Sanic Youth
      Coleco is what Atarisn't.

    • @nerfenforced8008
      @nerfenforced8008 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      odoyoudo get it good one 😝

    • @Ratciclefan
      @Ratciclefan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      odoyoudo that was great. xD

    • @supermarioworld3362
      @supermarioworld3362 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sanic Youth Wow it looks like you get to play the games for your vision watch the graphics that are ahead of their time

  • @B3Band
    @B3Band 7 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    "A game about he presidential campaign. Probably the worst fucking concept for a video game"
    ...until the 2016 election, which appears to be based on this game!

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wonder how Vermin Supreme is doing this year, do you?

    • @bonelesscommunism4031
      @bonelesscommunism4031 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bloodbath and Beyond have you heard of campaign clicker it's basically cookie clicker and well what's happening ( sometimes, a bit of a mess...kinda)

    • @zanly5039
      @zanly5039 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jesus Christ, people are so narrow-minded these days. I am claiming to be any better? No.

    • @B3Band
      @B3Band 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Let me know when my account is finally terminated. Thanks!

    • @solarstrike33
      @solarstrike33 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cthulhu is better.

  • @NextLevelEntertainment
    @NextLevelEntertainment 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    6:54 always has me bursting into tears full of laughter! xD

  • @OfficialRetroCoin
    @OfficialRetroCoin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Its a shame the Colecovision died during the crash of 83'. It was a good console and worthy of a successor.

    • @Woomiasty
      @Woomiasty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What?! It died in 1983? The atari 5200 was also from 1982 but killed in 1984. What the shit

    • @98triffid
      @98triffid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Angus Scrimm It was a carpal tunnel lawsuit waiting to happen for sure, but yes, best games you could get at the time.

    • @MabuseXX
      @MabuseXX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aleks Aleks it has a spiritual successor: the msx computers........just look at the internals and be suprised.

    • @onestopfunstop317
      @onestopfunstop317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The ColecoVision was a fucking amazing console for it's time. I think it was the best system ever made when you compare it to it's competition. It was the shit. Just compare the arcade versions to the ColecoVision versions to the 2600 versions. ColecoVision was Amazing.

    • @98triffid
      @98triffid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@onestopfunstop317 Indeed. Comparing the Colecovision to the 2600 is like comparing Cromagnon man to the Sistine chapel. They really deserved to succeed but they did not.

  • @xsthetica8161
    @xsthetica8161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    4:33 I duno why but that game is one funniest reviews for me xD

  • @Grayald
    @Grayald 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That's not an AC adapter. It's a ball and chain.

  • @EvocativeWorld
    @EvocativeWorld 8 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Kyle Justin's "Double Vision" is my favorite version of the song!

  • @Evanski
    @Evanski 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    2:49 shoe laces flash for a second

    • @LordmonkeyTRM
      @LordmonkeyTRM 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      1/25th of a second

    • @HoneyBakedHam7
      @HoneyBakedHam7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was trying to figure out what it was

  • @Meme-o-Taur
    @Meme-o-Taur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    0:40 come see the worlds strongest man

    • @redtoad6559
      @redtoad6559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IS THIS NECESSARY!!!

  • @EpicMel0ns
    @EpicMel0ns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It’s amazing seeing how these videos never get old 😂

  • @jonathanalvarez2909
    @jonathanalvarez2909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The colecovision actually had some nice graphics for its time.

    • @marinejcksn1
      @marinejcksn1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My cousins had a Caleco while we had the Atari. The good old days when you went to friends houses and got to play entirely different games cuz you couldn't afford more than 1 console

  • @AtlasBlizzard
    @AtlasBlizzard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That expression at 6:11 is so perfect. Could be the Nerd's avatar.

  • @KaleTheSalad
    @KaleTheSalad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    By far one of my favorite Avgn intros and favorite episodes

  • @alucario1702
    @alucario1702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Now we are able to play from NES to Gamecube and PS1/2 on Xbox Series X. What a time to be alive.

  • @robertcarldecker
    @robertcarldecker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The way he says, "FUCK!!!!!!!!" @ 04:44 makes me lmfao!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @abdulazizalduryhim3576
    @abdulazizalduryhim3576 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    the beginning is just priceless

  • @papyrustheskeleton7154
    @papyrustheskeleton7154 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Uff... Uff... Uff... WHAT THE FUCK WHERE THEY THINKIN?!?!?!"

  • @MonaLisaHasNoEyebrows
    @MonaLisaHasNoEyebrows 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    5:15 Tmw you realize Slurpy is fighting the Nazi's.

  • @lvplvp
    @lvplvp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The intro just killed me ahahahahaha

  • @Thewolfguys.cartoons2000
    @Thewolfguys.cartoons2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:08 10 years later he predicted the Joy con drift on the nintendo switch

  • @TheAnimeSensai
    @TheAnimeSensai 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    After so many years of watching your videos you still make me laugh, thanks AVGN.

  • @flowertrue
    @flowertrue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10 years in the future I'm stuck in a loop watching these videos.

  • @theofficialhassan5381
    @theofficialhassan5381 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You're just going around, slurping balls~AVGN
    Best quote ever

  • @noodlenoodz3889
    @noodlenoodz3889 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    5:10 So, it's the video game version of Mr.Bucket.

    • @FBproductions7
      @FBproductions7 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what I thought lol

    • @noodlenoodz3889
      @noodlenoodz3889 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +FBproductions7 I've been on this channel for way too long.

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Noodle Noodz "...As oppose ...to BALLS."

    • @noodlenoodz3889
      @noodlenoodz3889 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +SpeedyEric1 Lol

  • @TallSilentGuy
    @TallSilentGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:18 It takes a lot of guts to say about Chuck Norris "The attacks are completely ineffective". Unless you are Bruce Lee.

    • @k-trashradio5163
      @k-trashradio5163 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's not the actual Chuck they had to use only a fraction of his power because not even the colleco could handle his full potential

  • @DumbCommentary4You
    @DumbCommentary4You 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:35 Damn right before he touched the grass.

  • @thefreeman7237
    @thefreeman7237 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    7:04 I really love this track! Well done Kyle!

    • @wabbajeck
      @wabbajeck 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is a cover of an older song of the same name

    • @thefreeman7237
      @thefreeman7237 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Evan E Wow, I didn't know that! Do you know the name of the song? Thanks!

    • @brandonbrooks2160
      @brandonbrooks2160 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      char Mario Double Vision by Foreigner

  • @taitus7009
    @taitus7009 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was pretty great! I really loved Kyle singing Doublevision.

  • @randytyson
    @randytyson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:10 such a underrated moment

  • @Xalashaska
    @Xalashaska 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    9 years later and I can't tell how many times I've watched every episode lol

  • @TheLemminkainen
    @TheLemminkainen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    i got the 5h expansion and it feeels gooood!

  • @SPINNINGMYWHEELS777
    @SPINNINGMYWHEELS777 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    @2:25 - I used to go to the Radio Shack store to play that Cabbage Patch game and the Smurf game - it looked incredible back then.

  • @philw8103
    @philw8103 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The best intro EVER. I forgot just how huge those adapters were. I remember when I trip over the cable that plugged to the wall. It made this loud thud when it the ground. Ah memories!

  • @tokutickler
    @tokutickler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    6:28 That's live Nintendo saying "We're coming out with a new Service for the Switch. You're gonna be able to play Xbox games on it!"

    • @gamingphone7201
      @gamingphone7201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Damn, how'd you come up with that line? almost like its identical to the line in the video.

    • @NotASovietSpy1
      @NotASovietSpy1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      L I V E

  • @Foreignerrocks
    @Foreignerrocks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Here for AVGN, stayed because of the Foreigner homage

  • @SteadyEddie1983
    @SteadyEddie1983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ancient Inscription on the AC adapter for ColecoVision: Whosoever holds this adapter, if they be worthy, shall possess the power of the Nerd.

  • @samwhitacre
    @samwhitacre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:52 - I can barely hear the wolf whistle.

  • @TPD
    @TPD 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    rewatching the whole series in 2024, oldest to newest. this has been the funniest so far.

  • @FlamRoyalBaer
    @FlamRoyalBaer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I bet I asked that already, but is there anywhere a complet version of this awesome foreigner cover? Sounds so rad!.

  • @ZANCTION
    @ZANCTION ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That intro is by far my favorite 😂

  • @alexG106
    @alexG106 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The opening of this video is my favorite AVGN moment ever

  • @Koseiku
    @Koseiku 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:32 AYY LMAO

  • @Josephcavagnaro
    @Josephcavagnaro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Nintendo needs an expansion module for the switch where you can play wii u games and use the wii u controllers

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm assuming that just the Bluetooth is necessary for the Pro controller.

    • @misteralien9958
      @misteralien9958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If you wanna play wii u games just keep your wii u and dont buy a switch

    • @seijakijin1160
      @seijakijin1160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      True. Let us use Wii U gamepad in switch. But hey, at least the Wii U had a good game lineup worth keeping the system for. I still have 3 Wii U’s

    • @screamsinrussian5773
      @screamsinrussian5773 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, they had a smarter idea: port/make a sequel to almost every exclusive to the Switch so that: a) Wii u would fall out of relevancy completely; b) stupid nintentoddlers will throw them even more money for the games they already had

    • @nordicnostalgia8106
      @nordicnostalgia8106 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They were nice enough to add backwards compatability to the Wii U

  • @microfrog4855
    @microfrog4855 9 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Anyone else notice the editing screw up at 2:47?

    • @GratedTopping
      @GratedTopping 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Microfrog no, sir, I did not; frame-by frame shows an quick extra-shot of shoes/laces at 2:49/2:50

    • @endlessedgar4576
      @endlessedgar4576 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yup. a picture of a shoe for a frame.

    • @igotislanders252
      @igotislanders252 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I did

    • @LBFlowers32
      @LBFlowers32 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What about those words? Hoes

    • @thebrandnewswag
      @thebrandnewswag 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Microfrog There's another one at 5:21.

  • @carlosandlena
    @carlosandlena 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Part 1 and 2 of this is my all time favorite AVGN episodes.

  • @kataris3563
    @kataris3563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Chuck Norris: Sees Chuck Norris game
    Chuck Norris: _Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power_

  • @lucasn0tch
    @lucasn0tch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:55 The Official Nintendo Switch AC adapter is, unfortunately, the same. However, there exist third-party adapters that are as small as your phone charger (and it can replace your dock too!)

  • @xcar0982
    @xcar0982 8 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    xbox and playstation don't need an expansion module, BECAUSE BOTH HAVE THE SAME LIBRARY OF GAMES AND VERY FEW EXCUSIVITIES.

    • @xcar0982
      @xcar0982 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** That's what I said.

    • @cheffan7561
      @cheffan7561 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I hate when people are like the ps4 is better than the Xbox one THERE THE SAME FUCKING THING

    • @trixximicey7414
      @trixximicey7414 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Peter Griffin Exactly. I have owned both but currently just have the PS4 but yeah, a few exclusives here and there but they are the same

    • @thetman0068
      @thetman0068 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Trixxi Micey PC forever

    • @mragfrancis
      @mragfrancis 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Peter Griffin hey i found u dance the surfin bird

  • @PaganShagger
    @PaganShagger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Amazing how far we've come in console and computer gaming technology since the 80s.

  • @fuckweedMegafayce
    @fuckweedMegafayce 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That campaign ‘84 segment is the funniest part. Cracks me up

  • @toppadvei
    @toppadvei 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING?!
    Cracks me up every time :D

  • @Kemurikitsune
    @Kemurikitsune 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When he descripts the AC adapter for the Colecovision, I laugh so hard, that I couldn't breathe xD "What a f*ckin' hog!" x'DD * laughs himself to tears *
    4:30 xDDD "The pilot's dunk as sh*t!" X'D

  • @kovulion7777
    @kovulion7777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    needs more praise for the amazing songs made for specific episodes

  • @lisardo
    @lisardo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I cracked up at ..... "You were seen putting on your shoes before putting on your pants."

  • @joelojo
    @joelojo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    i love the reference to 2001:A Space Odyssey :D

  • @JI0MB
    @JI0MB 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I bet the Colecovision joystick is stiffer than Michael Jackson in a Chuck E Cheese.

    • @jarkspore
      @jarkspore 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, he’s probably stiff anywhere, since he’s dead. But probably stiffer in colder climates.

  • @junior214223
    @junior214223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how the sound effects for Montezuma's Revenge are parts of "La cucaracha" song

  • @cfjr9453
    @cfjr9453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The opening is pure gold