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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.พ. 2025
- After visiting a one star reviewed buffet, Taji’s upset stomach needed a detox. So naturally he took to Yelp to find a one star reviewed colon cleanse to detoxify his bowels. (One Star Buffet: • Eating at the Worst-Ra... )
Is the colonic a new-age miracle cure, or just another wellness fad? Taji is hoping to leave feeling refreshed and clean, but we have a feeling things could end up… sh*tty.
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And just like that, Taji was no longer a virgin.
Mission complete
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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He has 5 kids
@@hebergomez1241 he has 5 kids
2019: Worst rated spray tan
2020: Worst rated colonic
2022: Worst rated heart transplant
2025: Worst brain transplant
In Tijuana cartel
2035: worst rated soul transplant
Judah Bentley oh god, what happened In 2021 for him to need the heart transplant?
isabel ate too much sh***y food
Taji: “I’ll be floating around.....it’s a colon joke”
Woman: “oh....ok”
🤣🤣
I couldn’t be as awkward as him if I tried! He really is a master of his craft
@@izzy031096 he is fantastic at what he does! Haha
The best jokes are when you have to tell them it was a joke.
This dude needs a raise, he’s doing too much for vice
Lucae Kijiji exactly
💀💀💀😩 yeaa
Like 419...wanted 420
Someone ruined it, now it's 421
How do u know he needs a raise.
This series just keeps getting more extreme every episode.
😤🤘 Let us know what you want Taji to do next!
Extreme xD you say ..HAHAHHAHA
@@VICE a good documentary
VICE see a therapist 🤣
@@VICE let Taji go to the worst rated surfing class
The Nurse seemed like a good person. She's nice.
For real
Is she a nurse tho? I mean I agree she is nice tho.
@@celestewatson8351 shes likely a nurse, this was invasive procedure and technicians/assistant cant do these kinda stuff.
@@apdroidgeek1737 The fact that you think for one second this crazy owner didn't just hire one of her hippie friends tells me you must get scammed often lol
@@XusernamegoeshereX and also willing to be in this video illegally? lol
I hope this man is getting paid well. He literally is putting his life on the line at some of these places.
@TheRealMrMcCoy CDEF
@L E OH U RITE
300 like
Rectal perforation is certainly possible if this is done incorrectly. And yes, it can be fatal. Maybe the risk is low, but it's there. Not to mention the risk of HIV or hepatitis from improper sterile technique, like not using a new speculum. Likewise, the risk of disease was present in his piercing video.
It's his ass on the line :^)
The editing in this video is highly underrated
@@Stoney-Jacksman Maybe not enough people recognize how good it is?
@@LuckasMS what is enough and how would you measure it?
Dont you see comments like that are void of any substance?
unreal editing... i agree with you
Has a tube inside his colon .
Taji: now is the perfect time to ask them about the negative reviews
Do Yelp worst rated strip clubs.
Lizzo will be there
Yes!
Kodak Brown bruh
1 star hooker review
Yes 🤣
This guy is literally such a legend now.
Vidente fernandez
I really hope you are being sarcastic
Dexter I still expect him to have haters such as yourself, but he has gained the respect of the majority.
@@escotoes he has my vote and many many others
@panfriedd lol rip off, i watch phillip all the time. he doesnt have ownership of checking out poorly rated places. it would suck if he did. considering there is a whole huge world outside of phillips neighbourhood. could you imagine if every channel that had the same format was considered just ripoff. there would be like 3 channels on youtube.
I can imagine that the guy who’s responsible for the animations is havins the time of his life at work
And censoring xD
getting the most out of iLife ‘95 suite
Lmao the guy turns anything into a 🌟
This is what I wanted to see on the first day of the next decade.
Game Generation so you mean 2021
@@kittybitch5964 how can some people be so dumb? Like seriously? 2020 first day of the decade..
@@abhinavghosh RUDE
@@abhinavghosh r/woosh
Me too.
“What’s the scissor for?”
“I have to open the packet”
I thought MOST men we circumcised. Who wants a ant eater dick? Plus i couldnt imagine having to clean that that thing everyday.
You’re not gonna stick those scissors up my ass are you?
@@bobbyhill7900 what on earth made you think most men were circumcised ?? In the western world it's done for religious or health reasons..
Shit had me laughing
@One Tree hill IRL. Dumbass im male. And u just stated why i assumed most guys were circumcised.
I don’t get why everyone hates this guy. Like he seems like a whole hearted person. He’s not only testing out one star reviews but also giving people a chance to redeem their selves. What a great guy honestly.
Who hates him?
I don't think many people hate him.
Okay so nobody really hates him, but perhaps it’s more seen as putting a business owner on the spot to reply to reviews which he knows can’t be excused. I don’t support the shitty business owners and I think it’s hilarious, but he’s calling them out for views basically lol. Fine by me
Literally everyone loves Taji. I have never seen any one star reviews about one star reviews.
@@xChoMpsKiix - Not at all, they obtained permission from the businesses before showing up with a crew… so this is by no means putting anyone on the spot. They likely are explained everything as well… there doesn’t seem to be any ill intent from the way their videos are edited either.
This man literally sold his soul to Vice.
Amando M you think?
Americans have no standards
Every one knows that
What's up bro?
Do it!!!!!!!!
That's not how you spell dignity.
He's got some balls man and willing to ask these people crazy things and while doing embarrassing stuff. He also does a good job at asking people all the bad questions in a pretty polite way actually
He's like a young Louis Theroux.
And those balls are layered.
i feel like the people who leave behind bad reviews of places like this, is that THEY couldnt handle it.... n people are HUMAN BEINGS like these people were wonderful i feel like people who write the reviews are a-holes n just wanna be total pieces of crap
He does carry himself in a very polite way…why do people rag on this guy???
His dad sounds like he'd be funny as hell to hang out with.
This business seemed pretty normal actually and they were aware of the reviews and not trying to deny them. Seemed like good people
Honestly, I think people just like to be mean on Yelp reviews. This spa seems on par. The owner and tech seemed kind amd knowledgeable.
For visual appeal, I would have moved the ramdom wood away from the front entry way...everything else NO PROBLEM!!!
I think they treated him well. ✌🏼🍾
both of them were sweethearts! This is actually good marketing for them. Big ups to Taji’s for keeping his cool and a shout out to his B-HOLE! lol
Yeah people who scam stupid people with wellness bullshit for their money. Good people.
This is the first episode where the business looked like they truly didn’t deserve the bad reviews
Right? Seems very legit, I would go here.
I mean, Is there Such a thing as a good colonic?
Facts
Ugh lame....makes me not wanna watch lol
The cameras, my friend
Lady “Sweet heart look at me”, taji “YES 👀 “
There was a time I believed David Goggins to be the hardest man in the world and then I came across this gentleman...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Are ur waves ur profile pic fam?
Bet huh!
Next episode: “Trying heroin from the sketchiest drug dealer on the dark web”
I'd watch it 100%
It's a JOKE cuz. Relax! Happy New Years
@Alexander Bayer did you know the "Bayer" family in Germany trademarked Heroin back in the 1800's? True Story. Google it if you don't believe me. Thought you'd might like to know. Now you can tell me I'm dumb and to fuck off even tho I could care less..... Take care "cuz".
👍👍👍
I think its the sketchiest ones who have the best goods though.
When she started singinggggg LMFFFAOOOOOO
LoL. There is actually a tone/frequency that is said to relax, and release, your bowels. I don't think she was it but maybe thats what she was going for. Or just a distraction
@@justcallmejessz3712 what
@@Seaback I'm not 100% sure how it exactly works (nor have I experimented lol).
It has something to do with the vibration our body feels with the tone.
Kind of like the way our chest feels when listen to deep bass music or drums, etc
@@justcallmejessz3712 Colloquially called the 'brown note', this tone is said to cause any listener's bowels to spontaneously evacuate. For more information, search "South Park Brown Note".
I laughed when she said, " not the whole thing, just 3 inches" just 3 inches!!?? 😳
This dude is holding up this youtube channel.
TheCaymanRasta facts
Truth
He needs a raise tbh!
Lmao
@Niko , no I only like the videos where he’s in it, the other videos on this channel aren’t that interesting to me lol
These ladies actually seemed really nice
Jack& Jude fr nicer than other places lot nicer
Everyone is nice in front of a camera!
Even Kim Jung Un
Crazy af but nice
@@sailorofthesoul1945 oh definitely coocoo for coco puffs but genuine
She sang to comfort him. That’s so nice.
“What’s the scissor for?”
“I have to open the packet”😂
The hole isn't big enough
10/10 New Year's Day hangover content, feeling much better thanks
I didn't expect to see you here out of all places lol
Edit: spelling
Oh shit
hey exurb1a what are YOU doing here
I love your channel. Depresses me greatly. I love it lol
Now I know why your stuff are so depressing. These are the things you watch
“What are the scissors for?,” 👀
..... “To open the package.”
That was a scary moment
Casey cutie
HAAAAA lolol
She totes should have opened the package with her teeth.
"And their gonna film it?"
It's probably the last thing any dad ever wants to say to their kid lol
This dude is hilarious, i don't understand where all the hate he gets come from
Guadagnini He’s so good at his job people don’t realise he’s acting and think he’s really throwing shade lol
I think also people resent the fact VICE took this idea from a TH-camr who does it wayyy better, PhilipSolo, check him out. He's like this but much better. Worth mentioning that Philip did not come up with the idea either.
Dustin Mulligan phil and taji both have completely different styles and they’re both rly good at what they do. So they can definitely both coexist in this space.
Who hates taj?
Dustin Mulligan ehhh Philip is decent but he doesn’t have HBO money and I rather watch this guy because he’s funnier.
“water made in romania”
“ecoli [a known bacteria] is a *frequency*”
im concerned with her pseudoscience
Maybe she meant she stole Romanian rainwater and frequently get e. Coli infections lol
She just said ozon kills every known pathogen
It's just o3 air
@@sokratesteron5845 it's not just o3, it is extremely reactive and can cause scarification to the lungs in high concentrations.
very concerned lol.
She said ecoli has a frequency
“60 litters?!! You’ll blow up-you’ll die!!!” LMAOOOOOOOOO
“What’s the scissors for?” 😂
2 for 1 - you get a free circumcision at no extra cost!
😂😂 he thaugh she would use that scissor to open hes asss
Mr_Slayer 1205 tbh i did too
Too fucking funny 😂
💀😂
“I’ll be floating around...
It’s a colon joke.”
“Oh okay.”
The awkwardness 🤣🤣
She did still give him a handjob later....
08:19
U cute af
cchung0415 u thirsty af
Taji is the king of awkwardness
@@phillylove7290 nice
This business seems super legit. I would definitely go there if i needed a colonic. These women seem to really care about Taji’s wellbeing.
No one who offers expensive procedures with no proven medical benefit cares about other people's wellbeing
This dude is getting a colon cleansing, and in the middle of all that he pulls his little notebook to ask about the reviews, I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Ps: Thanks for the likes lol
😂
the last of the true journalists
you made me spit my drink lmao
This made me laugh so hard and I didn’t even watch it yet 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
I really hope this guy stays in entertainment for the rest of his career, imagine trying to get a normal job with this video of you floating around the internet😂
If Papa Franku birthed Joji, anythings possible :/
Wonder what his LinkedIn looks like.
pousXB but being a famous singer isn’t a normal job
“Floating around haha, it’s a colon joke”
“Okay.”
“What’s the scissors for?”
“I need to open the packet..”
said it once, i'll say it again.. they are NOT paying that kid enough.
How do you know?
@@3gstdoto dude got a colonic.. as part of his job. Bet it didn't say that on the job posting.
He also got Botox injections from a 1 star Plastic Surgeon😳 Like wtf lol You should watch that episode
e30👀
The whole of VICE"s staff...and then you have this guy who is holding all the weight and doing all his best supporting this company. This dude deserves a raise.
As good as T is in his role, the VICE's video director and production team are just as responsible, if not more, for the quality of this content
She’s all singing to him lmao!!!!! Relax baby you’re ok
Vice taking advantage of a kid with student with college debts..
WaffleMinion where did you get 37k from?
@@HunterWoodlawn probably happend to him lol
WaffleMinion oh okay, makes sense. Thanks for the info.
@WaffleMinion its probably gonna happen to me but even worse. im in college but only getting an associate degree
@WaffleMinion I think your right about that with the work experience, Im not excited to start attempting to apply to IT jobs with my smaller degree and work experience of 9 months at starbucks and a few summers at a lawnmower shop.
"This water was MADE in Romania" 😂
A Wolff I’ve been to Romania, don’t know if she’s trying to brag or get him paranoid.
lol, my mom is from Romania and I live in Norway. Romania has one of the worst water-quality in Europe, whilst Norway the best. IDK why they don't get Norwegian water. Romanian water actually fucked up my granny's kidneys.
@@ShiddyShad808 Im sure your country is way nicer.... Almomangay
Cristian T. What do u mean, it's regular filtered water from the mountains most of the time, not to mention that half of the brands are basically the same as in most places (Fiji, Smartwater etc.)
@@mrcallofdutyman1 Romania has the Danube River. Were you a product of Incest
Imagine getting a colonic from the Oracle from The Matrix.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I laughed way too hard at that. Good stuff
"So will I feel better after this?"
"...you'll know..."
Hahaha u crazy
Taji's faces everytime theres dead air are hilarious.
It's a vice editing thing. They do it oft and perhaps overplay / abuse it.
Next Episode: Getting murdered by the worst-rated hitman
Lmaoooo
HAAAAAA LOLOL
The guy that joe exotic paid to have carol baskin murdered. He took the money and ran
Tess G Imagine the Tiger King meets Taji. Pure gold!
_IM CRYING_
Give him a raise. It doesn’t matter how much he might be paid now, he deserves more
"OH Sorry didnt mean to slam that door like that im so sorry"
-Door behind again
*BAMMM*
This place seems actually good and seems to have suffered from people overreacting on the internet.
I just love your videos, the editor brings out the best of you and you and the camera team got a real good connection. But at the same time you manage to sneak in bits of humble seriousness and respect in between all the humor and almost satiric attitude. But this is by far the best one I've seen so far. The staff was reaaaally nice and took so good care of you. And seemed honest. And you my man. BRAVE! So brave!
Please keep this series going as long as possible
Taji, you don't have to do this for us! Blink if you need help
Yes, he has to do that. We want extreme entertainment
He looks like Ethan Klien's long lost younger brother.
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Let's get him on the podcast
He looks like Andy Milonakis meets Dzhokar Tsarnaev.
His disowned brother.
I always think that when I watch these
*"Is it in there? Awwww, fuck."*
*"Yeah, it's in there"* _....that sounds like dialogue out of something familiar_
*I can see this review actually boosting her business.*
I hope so, people are rude.
Taji literally bet his ass on the line for this series. No wonder this has become one of my favourite series on youtube 😂
Vivek Babbar literally
Taji: ‘sorry for slamming the door’. Also Taji: *slams the door again*
I honestly love this. This guy is probably saving theses small businesses that are getting destroyed by bad reviews. The face on the owner made me so sad but you know what I know I can rest because after this video I know they won’t go out business now.
Don't feel sad for people selling snake oils and voodoo crap like that. I've spotted at least 4 medical inaccuracies in this video.
This places honestly seems really cool ! They handled the questions and client very professionally
The editing is cute but every once in a while it would be nice to see the actual progression of the conversation
New year, new bowels, happy new years ppl 💯😊
He knows it felt good
You too
LakersLegend 2414
I think Taji’s dad should be on an episode.
Do worst brain surgeon as final Episode please!
LakersLegend 2414 Do any of you realize that taji’s dad Robby Ameen is a well known drummer and the most famous drummer in Latin Jazz????
I never wanna hear the phrase "ya done good kid" if someone is doing something to my butt
😂😂😂
Bahahaha RITE!?!?!
Facts
his dad was hilarious 🤣🤣 when he was on the phone and his dad said "and they're gonna film it" I broke out laughing I had relisten 🤣🤣
I thought “Floating around” was supposed to be a colon joke too
This guy is seriously the irl version of Jeff Fischer from American dad
とみおちゃん this needs more likes
Yes! Spot on with that voice comparison...
I just commented on a different video about how similar they sound!
honestly they seem like a decently run business、the ladies are nice and professional. how good of an experience are you expecting a colonic to be、really
"You did good kid"
Words from a seasoned professional.
Wtf this man is wild😳
He's a modern day prophet
I died when she started singing, like wtf🤣
This is the only series on youtube were i click on for comedy but in the back of my head asking what am I watching. Also happy new years everyone
YaGamingSensei17 ROFL LMAO 😂😂😂😂
Happy New Year!
When the lady started singing bruh 😂😂😂
“What’s the scissor for?”
“I have the open the packet”
“ah that makes sense”
"From the bottom of my colon" was absolutely fantastic catchphrase !! 😂😂😂
Expected / 10, but matches the series.
This business seems fine. Weird but fine. Everything looks safe and sanitary
This man is doing god's work! That actually seemed like a really cool wellness center, they probably just need to work on their customer service skills because they've become too comfortable.
Taji's Dad has to be included in every episode moving forward!
i feel like since this series has started you've gained a lot of confidence, it's really cool to watch. also, love the new hair, looks great on u
climatepilot you can thank Janis Spindel for that
I noticed too he’s more outgoing since his waka flacka Amsterdam one lol
@@michaelcruickshank6257 a month ago i was infront of the coffeeshop where taji was with waka flocka, but it was to full so i didnt go inside
Y D word that’s pretty sick crazy how the world works
I really love this series. He helps shine light on the superficial things that petty people complain about. Everyone’s experience will be different. HOWEVER, people will put on a good show for the camera.
4 stars ?? I’ve seen this dude give 5stars to crappy places. This place actually looked much better than what the reviews said
Yea these people were nice they didn’t deserve the negative reviews
Both the nurse and the owner seemed genuinely nice people
I don't think I would ever have the balls to tell my father that I was getting my colonic recorded and posted on the internet ABSOLUTE MADLAD
She was Standing in the toilet beside him telling him how to shite just like his mommy 😂😂😂. Good service thou
He asks about the reviews at the worst times 😂
"Imagine ur at the beach. Feel the smell of the salt air" lol
This is my favorite series on Vice. His sense of humor slays me.
That sign at 2:36 is a great bit of foreshadowing for the adventure that follows.
"Sorry, it was... a colon joke"
"........Oh. Okay."
I love how they cut and edit to make it seem soooo Awkward
I love this show. That signature shirt of yours with blue flames is iconic. Keep up the good work.
Dude, after 2019 and it's adventures... I think you deserve to experience 3 star establishment.
Lmao right 🤣😅
Vice hates him, poor guy 😂
He is bold to ask about this while she is working on him.
In*
The brilliant editing and Taji's priceless awkwardness are a perfect match 👌
Try Yelps worst rated gyms!
So planet fitness
I bet that's all you think about gym roids gym roids
"is it in there?"
what a savage
He always confronts the owners online rating at the perfect moments 😂
Can this guy get the mole at the side of his nose removed by a 1 star dermatologist.
Gia Lopez probs get cancer from is tffff
LOL
@VICE
I died when she said “your a good listener “
Ryan Snow you’re *
I died every time a native English speaker can't tell the difference between your and you're.
"Ya done good, kid." Dead!😂😂😂
1 star strip club next!
Would need hidden cameras