That is how love works. I look at my girlfriend and I tell her, "On your knees!" And she's like, "Babe, you've been playing too much Shadows of War." And then I drill my hand onto the side of her head and yell, "Such a pathetic creature!"
Random orc: -I killed strong commander so I think the Bright Lord will make me commander. The Bright Lord: -I need some HP and I`ll explode your head, thanks. Oh, BOLG, you saved me and killed commander. You are the best of the bests (9:09)
okay look, i know that the vid is 5 years old, the comment is 3 years old- and the reply is 1 year old- but i gotta say- im not sad that the guy died because he was undead..and honestly that's most likely a mercy.
I once watched a guillotine execution at my camp, and one orc sneered, "You don't mind if I keep your head, do you...? Got somethin' I always wanted to try." I retched so hard.
Gaming In India what sound??? Dont normally they just say their last words then die, i dont remenber their screaming before they die, but please tell me what it is!! PLEASE!!!
That undead Orc who killed the last guy be like: I have served you, Bright Lord, to death and back, and this is how I'm repaid? *Blows his head up for health*
Story of an Orc who has a *CRUSH ON ME*! OMG so crazy I can't believe so I killed him :D Wraith King is Kind! And my BOI Bolg saved my ASS! :DDDDD *Hit the LIKE button with your love and don't forget to COMMENT how you think and SHARE!*
I nad Uruk with crush on talion too, I knew he will never try to kill me so after recruiting him I first made him my bodyguard and after beating overlord he became one.
My best bro is Skun the Deranged. He's full of hate, but he laughs it all off after a while. He laughs everything off. I think he laughs everything on too. The guy just can't stop laughing.
I got this guy recently too. He was like "What can I do to make you love me 🥺" And I was like "Idk... Serve me." And now he's one of my strongest captains. 🤷
9:09 This one orc's thinking, YEAH, I DID IT, I'M FINALLY GONNA GET PROMOTED, THE BRIGHT LORD'S GONNA BE SO HAPPY WITH ME and then the player explodes his head. R.I.P
I shamed him until he became deranged (first try) and he begun ambushing me yellin LOVEEEERRSSSSS????? I tried killing him 10 times no joke he was invincible he always cheated death than i just recruited him and he was giving me a lot of gifts like he has a bigger chance to give you gifts and that's my story with this gay ork
Nah. He got killed. There was this one guy called something the infested who killed him. I think he's come back now though because I'm pretty sure I saw him in the army menu. If he's pissed then I'll make him love me again. By shaming him because he's a kinky bastard.
@@cheeseburger8486 the lore says the complete opposite. Orcs procreate the same way the children of illuvatar do so one can then assume that there are female orcs.
Ironically my body guard killed me in a previous game, I came back and dominated him after he became a poison bladed savage, I made him my body guard but being level 14 against a level 20 or so and he still won.
I made this guy deranged and he just kept saying LOVEEEEERSSS?????!!! he pissed me off and i tried to kill him he was invincible I MEAN INVINCIBLE i killed him like10 times or more than i just aded him to my army after that he gave me a lot of gifts (btw captain orcs have a chance to bring you a treasure orc for you)
Its not his fault, Sauron didn't make female orcs so they tend to get deprived to the point of insanity. He did this as a contingency. "There IS no future for my creation without me!" ~Sauron
He isn't gay, his name is hoshgrish the obsessed so anything he sees is beautiful to him; whether its another uruk, a human, a spider, a graug etc. he will see it as beautiful due to it being a part of nature
it is part of a lendgondary set, the sword slot, I can't remember which set atm but as a set will cause orcs to have a 20% chance if exploding in death, the sword adds the exploding glaive
Man why are all my Hoshgrishes either shirtless and badass and not gay, it would be histarical recruiting this dude just to make kill get killed in arena "this murder will please my snuggums gravewalker (kinky laughter)"
I met this orc slave who killed me with a lucky punch. When I died he said something like my body would give him love. So fucking creepy. I send an orc to kill him, but my orc was mauled by a caragor, so I tried to kill that maniac and I was kill again. He continued telling about things would do to my body without minding what others could say. Finally, I kill him with help of my bodyguard, bu he returned with one hand and the face burned. I shamed him until he went crazy. Now there's a crazy orc with the face burns that won't stop to say "I don't know! I don't know!"
I actually think it's pretty fucking awesome of Monolith to so heavily imply that there can be gay Uruks. It would be awesome if we got Blood-Lovers in addition to Blood-Brothers. It would be so sad to see Uruks fly into an even more intense and uncontrollable rage when their main squeeze is decapitated.
That Uruk was like "Yess.. shame me.. shame me more!" Nice video!!
shaemless?
Claym morez You cannot shame the shameless
Angelo Caravello bdsm? lol
*shames uruk*
"Shame me harder, daddy~"
"Yes, shame me harder bright daddy, harder!" bruh
That is how love works. I look at my girlfriend and I tell her, "On your knees!"
And she's like, "Babe, you've been playing too much Shadows of War."
And then I drill my hand onto the side of her head and yell, "Such a pathetic creature!"
You don't have a girlfriend
Oh shit
@@bootyeatingniggamoonpie9528 *your missing the fucking joke*
FOR THE BRIGHT LORD YOU SHALL SERVE
@@prettykewlanima1003 i serve no one
Random orc:
-I killed strong commander so I think the Bright Lord will make me commander.
The Bright Lord:
-I need some HP and I`ll explode your head, thanks. Oh, BOLG, you saved me and killed commander. You are the best of the bests
(9:09)
That was sad
okay look, i know that the vid is 5 years old, the comment is 3 years old- and the reply is 1 year old- but i gotta say- im not sad that the guy died because he was undead..and honestly that's most likely a mercy.
@@epicjag3365 hello
Still a better love story than twilight
Ah a classic meme
@Aloys correct
Bolg was so happy for saving you xD
Ignazio Ferruggia azog's spawn?
*hoooo ahahahahahahaha*
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going
Nate *o h n o*
Hey u a nazi cause I am
@@zipzapgaming9606 that’s not good
@@CarrotsRppl3 my friend put tht on there cause I don’t recall doing that lmao but if I did then damn I was a stupid kid
Why you not recruit him? He'd be super loyal
the fat rat warrior well hurry up then 😩
Why don't you two go get a room?!
Creamy Meme Supreme stop being a bigot.
Bootsign THATS WHAT I SAID
Creamy Meme Supreme stop being a stupid homophobe nobody likes you
I haven't played this in awhile but I remember taking in someone like him. He was the most loyal in my army. He saved me more times then I can count!
True love conquers middle earth I guess
I mean Talion is pretty sexy
But to be obsessed with him just takes it too far
Talion is the most gorgeous person ever how dare you say it would be to far
I’m dying 😵 lol 😂
I might be a little gay but I wouldn't be a talion type
@@pepsi4tvgame474 Nooooooo, Sauron is obviously the most gorgeous
@Stalin Sauce I’m personally more of a Legolas type, but you do you.
I once watched a guillotine execution at my camp, and one orc sneered, "You don't mind if I keep your head, do you...? Got somethin' I always wanted to try."
I retched so hard.
Hoshgrish the Gay
Failer200 u commented July before me
le gay
That would be more accurate
Agreed
Veeeeeeeery gay indeed😂
I had an obsessed, he came ro me, when i grabbed an Uruk i gorgoroth, he even screamed Talion at me, i made him overlord.
Damn i remember bolg the abandoned, he's the one that got shamed until being a maniacal laughter hahahha
Celebrimbor: " YOU DISGUST ME ."
celebrimbor homophobic??
@@isaiasoyola8076 Nope. He just realized that orc is gay and disgusting.
@@isaiasoyola8076 naaah he just don't stand for any of that gay stuff. I agree with him.
I love the sound that the orcs do when they are about to atack ""Yeaahhhhahhhaahhhh""
The Sound That They Make Before They Die Is Way Better :D
Gaming In India what sound??? Dont normally they just say their last words then die, i dont remenber their screaming before they die, but please tell me what it is!! PLEASE!!!
@@isaacalves5553 he is just being sadistic
So long gay bowser *wipes tears*
Уакоб So long *cries in silent*
I found one of these recruited him and made him my bodyguard because that was probably his dream
There is a perfect song for this
What is love? baby don't hurt me
Bolg is like “Hey, the only one your allowed to shame, IS ME!! -insert joker laugh here-“
Hoshgrish becomes deranged the only voice line would be...
I ruv rooo
Nah “Sempai noticed me.”
You should've recruited him😂😂Maybe he wouldn't betray you like some of the other orcs
Those other orcs gotta be like: "Wh-wh- What the hell man!"
1:01 "I don't mind being tied up... But this is too much!" that guy...😂
BOLG IS A GOD FOR THAT SAVE THOOO. Also that finishing kill was 😎
Holy shit I fought an orc who said the same thing too. I thought we was just crazy.
7:13 when my homie sees me in trouble with a bully
(9:08) Give this orc a promotion (if only we could promote our own grunts, needs to be for the next game)
He was undead so not an option. undead cannot get stronger at all.
After I saw a variation of this orc in my game I felt so dirty I needed to take a shower.
yandere going on here lol
"Is this love?" Uh... I'd like to think of it as a struggle snuggle.
"you can't kill love" lmao
That undead Orc who killed the last guy be like: I have served you, Bright Lord, to death and back, and this is how I'm repaid?
*Blows his head up for health*
Bolg is your guardian angel
Story of an Orc who has a *CRUSH ON ME*! OMG so crazy I can't believe so I killed him :D Wraith King is Kind! And my BOI Bolg saved my ASS! :DDDDD
*Hit the LIKE button with your love and don't forget to COMMENT how you think and SHARE!*
HA GAYYYYY
Claym morez you should have shamed him it'd be interesting but I haven't watched the video :D
Never mind then Lmao
Claym morez it'd be funny if you broke him though imagine some guy murmuring how much he loves you
I was planning worse than death but suddenly execution instant kill LOL
I nad Uruk with crush on talion too, I knew he will never try to kill me so after recruiting him I first made him my bodyguard and after beating overlord he became one.
you can’t kill love!
best weapon confirmed?
Did u see the vid? It just happened.
Well Now You Can
But you can shame it!
It must have been Love, but it's over now.
It must have been good but I lost it somehow...
That's what happens when you accept the idea of the intern who spends his whole life seeing henta...i!
My best bro is Skun the Deranged. He's full of hate, but he laughs it all off after a while. He laughs everything off. I think he laughs everything on too. The guy just can't stop laughing.
I got this guy recently too. He was like "What can I do to make you love me 🥺"
And I was like "Idk... Serve me."
And now he's one of my strongest captains. 🤷
9:09 This one orc's thinking, YEAH, I DID IT, I'M FINALLY GONNA GET PROMOTED, THE BRIGHT LORD'S GONNA BE SO HAPPY WITH ME
and then the player explodes his head. R.I.P
“My boi being snatched” 😂
Aw, I would've had him join my army, if he loves you he's not gonna betray you XD
I shamed him until he became deranged (first try) and he begun ambushing me yellin LOVEEEERRSSSSS?????
I tried killing him 10 times no joke he was invincible he always cheated death than i just recruited him and he was giving me a lot of gifts like he has a bigger chance to give you gifts and that's my story with this gay ork
@@easyhq4475 lol, so he is a true simp lord
Jeez, can you vault over orcs more? Something tells me a lot of captains adapt to you super quick.
hes the type to stare through your windows
When you ask someone out but they reject you in the worst way possible
Bolg da boi that lived through hell *nice vid*
I've had this one. I kept him. He seemed loyal.
Ethan Lloyd let me guess emphasis on the "seemed" part right?
Hes betrayed you the next time he saw you, didnt he
Nah. He got killed. There was this one guy called something the infested who killed him. I think he's come back now though because I'm pretty sure I saw him in the army menu. If he's pissed then I'll make him love me again.
By shaming him because he's a kinky bastard.
*seemed
Claym morez did you just correct something that was correct ?
No one is better than Bolg
Yup my best BROOOOOOO
Wish there was a female orc, maybe this obsession might turn into a waifu-
@ram well, he's not wrong, but that's unlikely to happen, because if I remember, the Uruks where created by magic, right?
I could only imagine if this game was filled with hot female orcs. Sadly that won't ever happen.
Orcs are born in a mountain not be females
Orcs are literally created for war, no females, no babies, just soldiers.
@@cheeseburger8486 the lore says the complete opposite. Orcs procreate the same way the children of illuvatar do so one can then assume that there are female orcs.
@@nathanaelheil2818 Really? Huh. Is that just uruks then? I know I heard that somewhere.
I just cant.. i cannot kill an obsessed Orc.. they have to be stored away nice and safe..
How did you get explosive attacks with that area damage thingy?
what are you using that makes your glaive attacks explode like that?
Ironically my body guard killed me in a previous game, I came back and dominated him after he became a poison bladed savage, I made him my body guard but being level 14 against a level 20 or so and he still won.
I think I recruited this orc... . He just can’t get enough of me :D
That dark assassin guy was tough! i would've liked to recruit him.
+Athios nah he was just lucky
No one is tougher than bolg
The only crush you will ever have....
I am glad you didn't cheat on Bolg :D
i am in LOVE with this channel i am always looking at the notifications i love playing this game keeps my mood up!!
That undead Uruk at the end was gonna become a captain.
A true fanboy indeed, but then you just kill him off.
Well i was kinda expecting something like that they actually have literally *all* sorts of orc some weird yandere gay one was kind of expected
Batman and the Joker fighting side-by-side
7:31 the yelling in the background tho 😂
Lool that dance of victory
Love the content! If you find any fun stories with an olog do share
sure
i think he'll keep that private :D
Jump down, jump down and say some gay s***
*Jumps down*
*I'M GAY*
I made this guy deranged and he just kept saying LOVEEEEERSSS?????!!!
he pissed me off and i tried to kill him he was invincible I MEAN INVINCIBLE i killed him like10 times or more than i just aded him to my army after that he gave me a lot of gifts (btw captain orcs have a chance to bring you a treasure orc for you)
How do you get full wrath instantly I changed something and can't do it anymore.
What do u use to record
Its not his fault, Sauron didn't make female orcs so they tend to get deprived to the point of insanity. He did this as a contingency.
"There IS no future for my creation without me!"
~Sauron
Btw, gta5mods has this mod where you. Can actually see the bullets good now. It's called physical bullets and different models were released
OMG I didn't know! I will see if I can use in my new JL flash video!
Claym morez Alright! Hope you like the mod.
what bannerlord 2 comes out do you think maybe they'll adamah just like this on it for Mordor I hope so cuz I want to control hundreds of orcs
Hod did you get those explosive hits on your glaive
Olrok should of watched out for your big brother 7:14
Wait 1:18 is that the VERY VERY SOF AND SUPPLE boi!?
He isn't gay, his name is hoshgrish the obsessed so anything he sees is beautiful to him; whether its another uruk, a human, a spider, a graug etc. he will see it as beautiful due to it being a part of nature
+Liam Willmore but we have ghul liver who loves ghul
Bolg the immortal joker
more videos with bolg ;)
How can you do that exploding glaive ?
Probably a reward with a legendary set.
it is part of a lendgondary set, the sword slot, I can't remember which set atm but as a set will cause orcs to have a 20% chance if exploding in death, the sword adds the exploding glaive
lendgondary
Soo u have smthng against gay uruks huh?
no offense but just not to my character lol
7:19 so shame an orc over and over, make this orc a savior, i take note
How does his dagger throw stack so much might??
Lmfao follower saves you from a orc that loves you XD
Man why are all my Hoshgrishes either shirtless and badass and not gay, it would be histarical recruiting this dude just to make kill get killed in arena "this murder will please my snuggums gravewalker (kinky laughter)"
I had an another obessed. I Never regret to join it in my army !
Bolg is actually glob back wards if you play story you will know what that is
Never die to this kind of orcs...
I met this orc slave who killed me with a lucky punch. When I died he said something like my body would give him love. So fucking creepy. I send an orc to kill him, but my orc was mauled by a caragor, so I tried to kill that maniac and I was kill again. He continued telling about things would do to my body without minding what others could say. Finally, I kill him with help of my bodyguard, bu he returned with one hand and the face burned. I shamed him until he went crazy. Now there's a crazy orc with the face burns that won't stop to say "I don't know! I don't know!"
7:00 how does his glave explode?
I think Bolg is an orge adaptation for this joker from DC.
Cool but why is your wraith green?
Dude you drained the orc that saved you
I've gotten this guy too, even made him my bodyguard in cirith ungol
Imagine this boi as your bodyguard
I actually think it's pretty fucking awesome of Monolith to so heavily imply that there can be gay Uruks.
It would be awesome if we got Blood-Lovers in addition to Blood-Brothers.
It would be so sad to see Uruks fly into an even more intense and uncontrollable rage when their main squeeze is decapitated.
There are no females. And orcs are corrupted versions of creatures (elves) that are hardwired to pair bond.
Gay is literally their default setting.
Fun fact about orcs they were once elves
So that's what they say. Love is deadly
Can you make a video on your character and what you leveled up
you mean my build?
Claym morez yes