"Cave Johnson here, wake up ! We're not paying you to relax around here... well this experiment is designed to test how you relax, but not at the cost of efficiency ! Now, get up and go to the next room and pick up a rifle, you'll be testing the resistance of human-mantis hybrids to bullets ! Hope you didn't say you had a phobia of them in the previous test ! If so, too bad ! Cave Johnson out !"
“Any phobias?” You know, normally I don’t feel the need to mention ‘radiation sickness’ when answering that question, but for the first time ever I think it might be relevant
“I’m going to poke your face with a stick!” Said with a concerning amount of joy even for an Aperture scientist. (That said I might be stealing it for DnD the next time I play a martial class)
my last dnd character was a kobold ranger but his hidden goal was to sell wizard insurance which allowed you to get free spells on casting 15% of the time. You can save 15% or more on your wizard insurance...
Still losing my mind because I was (and I cannot make this up) walking around a convention, dressed up as Chell when I got the notification for this video. Mira, your timing’s always flawless 💙🧡
Gosh, I already love this video! Portal is my all time favorite game series, and there's never been enough ASMR content for it. I'm so happy to get one from you - with your great sense of humor and artistic abilities this is going to be so perfect ❤
....and that's how a dozen people narrowly escaped becoming the next Chell! Fantastically relaxing as always, the water-orb-things (i dont know their names, I'm sorry!) nearly put me straight to sleep!
“All right, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you ASMR triggers? Don’t make tingles. Make life take the triggers back! Get mad! ‘I don’t want your damn triggers! What am I supposed to do with these?’ Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson ASMR! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the triggers! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible ASMR trigger that burns your house down!”
Perfect timing for me! Laying down for a bit before going out for the evening. I will stay awake for this one ❤ Edit: THE CAKE IS A LIE!!! Edit2: Oh god I should have known better, those blue and orange flask thingies almost made me fall asleep.... I am melded into my bed... lord give me the strength to get up and put real pants on after this video 😩
Excited for this one! I wish they’d make Portal 3 already. I’ve played through 1 and 2 so many times that the puzzles aren’t really a challenge anymore.
This is a triumph! I'm making a note here - huge success. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science - we do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead. (c)
I don't know anything about Portal and I was soooo confused by the comments before realizing this was based on a video game thing lol lovely video as always, thanks for the sleep help!
Yet another fantastic video. Thank you for them, only concern is iI have to watch several times because I want to see and hear the plot then try to sleep. P.s. I hope this can turn into a series.
Great asmr roleplay please could you do a office style roleplay with paper sounds like sorting through and ripping up unwanted papers it's a fantastic tingle
@@musingmira Do it you won't!! You could also make the listener hear Delilah. Plenty of trigger opportunities between Chetney's doll house, Pate, Sashimi, and magic! I could even see you doing Keylith and Bo making it a whole series!
You're a dynamic human being or you seem like a complex personality. Thank You for offering your asmr work for us lonely people, oinr sorry for some lonely people. I appreciate your sacrifice of time and energy for entertainment and relaxation! ✌️
Came prepared right off the armed with the knowledge that the cake is a lie… surely nothing will go wrong during the intake or ensuing testing process 👍
Omg I do research with pregnancy exercise and those mommas are so cautious (as they should be) and only about 50% ever sign those consents so this is accurate!!!
cracked up at 10:15 where she pulls the tape for the waist measurement, looks down, and pulls more. can't even be offended since i'm 9 months pregnant right now anyway so yeah... keep pulling that tape out...
"Cave Johnson here, wake up ! We're not paying you to relax around here... well this experiment is designed to test how you relax, but not at the cost of efficiency ! Now, get up and go to the next room and pick up a rifle, you'll be testing the resistance of human-mantis hybrids to bullets ! Hope you didn't say you had a phobia of them in the previous test ! If so, too bad ! Cave Johnson out !"
Okay but the way I could read this EXACTLY in his voice?! A++
Holy crap I read it in his voice lol. 😆
I heard his voice too 😂
“I pay the bills around here, I can talk about the control team ALL DAMN DAY.”
sameee lol
“Any phobias?”
You know, normally I don’t feel the need to mention ‘radiation sickness’ when answering that question, but for the first time ever I think it might be relevant
Oh hi. How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato. Clap. Clap. Clap. Oh. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. That's good.
🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
“I’m going to poke your face with a stick!” Said with a concerning amount of joy even for an Aperture scientist. (That said I might be stealing it for DnD the next time I play a martial class)
my last dnd character was a kobold ranger but his hidden goal was to sell wizard insurance which allowed you to get free spells on casting 15% of the time. You can save 15% or more on your wizard insurance...
Woman in STEM. Huge W for ASMR community.
Cackling. Aperture labs out here supporting equality is my new favorite take.
The science must go on for the people who are still alive. 🤖
Now can we get a GLaDOS roleplay solely focused on exposing us to lead, mercury, praying mantis hybrids and stuff?
Okay but now I’m imaging how the HELL I would attempt a costume if I went that route and oooo boi that’s a funny mental image
@@musingmira lol
@@musingmira i mean she is roughly moddled after a tied up women hanging upside down 🤔
@@musingmira Maybe Caroline before she was turned into Glados?
@@musingmira Strap on a harness and dangle from the ceiling, just like glados
"Your nose is a nose" caught me completely off guard and I laughed so hard I nearly fell over.
as someone who's been massively obsessed with portal for the past few months, this felt like a godsend. amazing worldbuilding to top !!
This captured the Portal's very specific type of unhinged perfectly, I'm in awe, Half-Life by Mira confirmed?
Half-Life 3 confirmed!
Cave Johnson: "Black Mesa can eat my bankrup-"
Caroline: "Sir! The testing?!"
Cave Johnson: ".....Right."
🥹 thank youuuu! I had an absolute blast putting this one together.
Saw "Aperture Science". Don't think I've ever clicked on a video that fast😂 Love the blue and orange mood lighting❤
Still losing my mind because I was (and I cannot make this up) walking around a convention, dressed up as Chell when I got the notification for this video. Mira, your timing’s always flawless 💙🧡
Continuing the “Cozy Danger” theme and killing it!
Gosh, I already love this video!
Portal is my all time favorite game series, and there's never been enough ASMR content for it.
I'm so happy to get one from you - with your great sense of humor and artistic abilities this is going to be so perfect ❤
I love it when videos hit that special niche for people! Hopefully you enjoy it!
Oooooh, this will pair *perfectly* with Amy Kay ASMR’s Fallout Vault Tech intake video
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!
Holy crap this is amazing, after all these years Portal 2 is still my favorite game and you absolutely nailed the tone.
This takes me back to the 4 weeks I spent in college doing absolutely nothing but speedrunning portal 2 for fun.
Another bullseye, Mira! I was so enraptured that it took 15 minutes for me to notice the lighting colour scheme. Such a subtle yet effective detail.
Mira soft spoken is so calming and tingly 😴💤
This is amazing the lore, the script ahhh. I love this
Well here we are again, its always such a pleasure
....and that's how a dozen people narrowly escaped becoming the next Chell!
Fantastically relaxing as always, the water-orb-things (i dont know their names, I'm sorry!) nearly put me straight to sleep!
The blue and orange lights on either side were an incredible touch 🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️
Oo, very nice. Perfect vibes for something like this. Glad to see asmr for my favourite game!!
When life gives you lemons..... Thx for this video Mira!
Thank you so much! 💛💛💛
Thank you for the Heather Feather-esque roleplays. They're great and way more wholesome than what else is out there.
Oh man, I cannot WAIT to finish this video so I can go back through it and comb for more Easter eggs hahaha. Loving it so far!!!
you always look so pretty, Mira. a red lip is YOUR LOOK! ❤
Thank youuuuu ☺️
“All right, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you ASMR triggers? Don’t make tingles. Make life take the triggers back! Get mad! ‘I don’t want your damn triggers! What am I supposed to do with these?’ Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson ASMR! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the triggers! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible ASMR trigger that burns your house down!”
"YAH!! TAKE THE TRIGGERS! Burning People, he says what we're all thinking!!"
This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE success. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. 😊🎶
I just sang this in Glados’s voice!
Oh how we laughed and laughed, except I wasn’t laughing 🎶
Perfect timing for me! Laying down for a bit before going out for the evening. I will stay awake for this one ❤
Edit: THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!
Edit2: Oh god I should have known better, those blue and orange flask thingies almost made me fall asleep.... I am melded into my bed... lord give me the strength to get up and put real pants on after this video 😩
Ooo enjoy! Hope you have a lovely evening out!
@@musingmira Thank you! I certainly will! I'm going to an Irish music performance, super excited 😊
I’m also laying in bed but trying not to sleep. I will ignore your warning and probably ruin my sleep schedule for the whole weekend
The search is finally over, this is my new favorite ASMR video👏
OMG YES PORTAL I LOVE THIS SERIES SO MUCH
The staff in Aperture's legal dept are going to need so much ASMR after this !
Mira you just simply rock, never forget that. 👊🙂
ThE CaKe 🎂Is a LiE !!
Ooo that lighting though 🤩
You continue to be my absolute favourite ASMRtist on the internet. Thank you so much for these incredible videos.
Excited for this one! I wish they’d make Portal 3 already. I’ve played through 1 and 2 so many times that the puzzles aren’t really a challenge anymore.
Yes ! I absolutely love the Portal series. Thank you for the video !
God i especially loved the measuring, like omg the way you did this 8:11 is so tingly because it's almost like i can _feel_ it
This is a triumph! I'm making a note here - huge success. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science - we do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead. (c)
Just reinstalled portal to replay it this is perfect timing.
Fantastic video, I feel like a Ghost in the Chel.
you’re so underrated. seriously my favourite asmr person ever :))
OMG, I love all the references! The praying mantises test 💀
Just throwing it out there but a Black Mesa RP would be an amazing sister video too
That lipstick shade is fantastic on you!
I don't know anything about Portal and I was soooo confused by the comments before realizing this was based on a video game thing lol lovely video as always, thanks for the sleep help!
Thank you Mira for another awesome relaxing video much appreciated!
Perfect, relaxing and charming voice, and the roleplay is also well balanced, it puts you sleep in the most calming way.
This crowd will appreciate this: when my wife and I cut the cake at our wedding the music was “Still Alive”
This is phenomenal. Now I need to replay through the portal games. Thanks. I know what I’m doing this weekend
You have no idea, how in time you are! Thank you. that's exactly, what I need!
Mira you really really made my day Today because since morning I am not well and you don't even know that how much I am loving your ASMR videos🥹🥹💗💗
It's Friday, new video from Mira, a new character and a whole Lotta tingles! 💛
I have to say I absolutely love you medical characters.
I enjoyed the portal roleplay. Enjoy the rest of your weekend Mira.
Brilliant…..really great acting as well as very relaxing.Thanks
This was a triumph! I'm making a note here: Huge Success!
Yet another fantastic video. Thank you for them, only concern is iI have to watch several times because I want to see and hear the plot then try to sleep.
P.s. I hope this can turn into a series.
It's actually spot on! 👏👏👏
Are we getting our identity stolen?😂 1:48
Relaxing and hilarious…Thank you Mira…
...And now I will have "Still Alive" stuck in my head All. Week. Long. XDXDXD Thank you very much for this one!!
This was a triumph! I'm making a note here; "Huge success."
Great asmr roleplay please could you do a office style roleplay with paper sounds like sorting through and ripping up unwanted papers it's a fantastic tingle
How am I supposed to sleep if I can’t stop laughing?? Lmao I’m glad that they’ll be able to properly document mercury and lead exposure from scratch
My name online was inspired by Portal 😂👏🏻 and evolved over time. I love your creativity and commitment to each role!
THE CAKE IS A LIE
Mira you always make the most interesting relaxing tingly wonderful videos! Thank you so much! 🙂💜
These are always fun to watch. 😊
This gave off the same energy as Marisha Ray's Laudna. Fun scary. YES
Omg don’t TEMPT ME LIKE THIS
@@musingmira Do it you won't!! You could also make the listener hear Delilah. Plenty of trigger opportunities between Chetney's doll house, Pate, Sashimi, and magic! I could even see you doing Keylith and Bo making it a whole series!
I love these Videos Mira ❤❤❤ love your accent and soft voice
My favorite cake is vanilla as well it’s not lame you have good taste 👍🏼
You're a dynamic human being or you seem like a complex personality.
Thank You for offering your asmr work for us lonely people, oinr sorry for some lonely people.
I appreciate your sacrifice of time and energy for entertainment and relaxation! ✌️
Oh HELL YEAH!!
Masterfully done!
yessss perfect timing 😭❤
I’m with the science team!
Apeture Science, we do what we must because we can
For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead. 💀
Came prepared right off the armed with the knowledge that the cake is a lie… surely nothing will go wrong during the intake or ensuing testing process 👍
Love your hair mira.
Mira and Portal all in one? She treats us too well
2:47 YALL I genuinely have a fear of praying mantises STOP 😭😭😭 you got me shook, girl
Omg I do research with pregnancy exercise and those mommas are so cautious (as they should be) and only about 50% ever sign those consents so this is accurate!!!
What are those glass bubblers at 22:00? I need some
Those are ice globes / cryo globes / cooling globes. If you type in one of those names, i'm sure you'll find something online
Thanks
Love 💕 your channel, make me laugh 😂, great job 👌!!!
“Any phobias?”
Me: turrets and deadly neurotoxin. Not sure why
"I'm going to poke your face with a stick." Hilarious! 🤣
Another great asmr please could you do a roleplay with paper sorting and ripping sounds soon
Amazing video
The lymphatic system of my face? Oh dear. I'll save you the trouble and just tell you now: it's plump, but in a concerning way (allergies)
RIP dude. I feel that in my soul. 😅
Those vials full of glitter that bubbled were so tingly,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I loved them so much
Portal? *clicks on video so fast* XD Here for testing!
This is exactly what I need after an 11 hour shift
Loving itt are you gonna do another obsessive tailor or artist love that series
cracked up at 10:15 where she pulls the tape for the waist measurement, looks down, and pulls more. can't even be offended since i'm 9 months pregnant right now anyway so yeah... keep pulling that tape out...
Best of luck; you're almost there!! V^_^
NO WAY!! i was just thinking about replaying portal lmao
I can't fall asleep, I'm laughing too hard. 😂😂😂
Love the content btw
Oooo portal!
So can we expect videos from Umbrella Corp and/or Abstergo?