Need tips on sex or condoms for Valentine's Day? Hindu Mahasabha comes to the rescue

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ก.พ. 2019
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    ThePrint's Shahbaz Ansar asks Hindu Mahasabha on how they plan to disrupt Valentine's Day celebrations and why.
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  • @sarasehgal8802
    @sarasehgal8802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2562

    His parents were so busy in santaan prapti they forgot to educate him

  • @idoton2dmen846
    @idoton2dmen846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2184

    "What is the need of condoms in our society?"
    India: Hold my 1.3 Billion population 😆

  • @pranavom
    @pranavom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +888

    This guy roasts people without even them realising! 😂😂😂

    • @ahlalfiqh
      @ahlalfiqh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yes bro.. Exactly. 😂

    • @firdousalam5814
      @firdousalam5814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You Got It Man 😂

    • @anujsingh637
      @anujsingh637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Acha...

    • @atteleo
      @atteleo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      absolutely, and with such a straight face, man its so fuckin hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @calebk1841
      @calebk1841 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      No… they roast themselves and he is just there to capture it for us

  • @r0yce
    @r0yce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +847

    Shaadi hi prem hai...
    Shaadi hi prem hai at home: Me waking up because my married parents are screaming at the top of their voices over not watering the plants.

    • @yeshvinny193
      @yeshvinny193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂

    • @arindamdutta9371
      @arindamdutta9371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Shut up and take the garbage out.....
      😜

    • @anime_planet8174
      @anime_planet8174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      oh...am shocked ...how it could be possible orochimaru is showing intrest in this scenario

    • @taherpatrawala_
      @taherpatrawala_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@anime_planet8174 Go back to work at konoha Naruto....

    • @anime_planet8174
      @anime_planet8174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@taherpatrawala_ hey sasuke come back to home 😭..

  • @Jeevanmn
    @Jeevanmn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3035

    I would pay a lakh to watch this guy interview narendra modi for 5 minutes.

    • @sounak2009
      @sounak2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Better subramanian swamy 😉

    • @Loveyourself2moon
      @Loveyourself2moon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Pehle ravish kumar is waiting....

    • @shiva13rajput
      @shiva13rajput 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Ravish kumar line me aa ge hain

    • @sounak2009
      @sounak2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@shiva13rajput bhai unko modiji interview nahi denge. Especially after he won the Raman magsaysay award.

    • @noloner9992
      @noloner9992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

  • @bhagyajitdas1498
    @bhagyajitdas1498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1449

    That lady made me laugh: kuch nahi chahiye sabyasachi ka lehenga chahiye😂😂

    • @aliasgerhabib1866
      @aliasgerhabib1866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Its all about priorities

    • @bhagyajitdas1498
      @bhagyajitdas1498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Siya oh i wasn't aware that lehengas are so expensive i mean 8 lakhs!!😮

    • @OliFarhaan
      @OliFarhaan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I came in the replies to know what Sabhyasachi lehngas are😂😂

    • @josephstalin9481
      @josephstalin9481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@OliFarhaan same

    • @harshjariwala8176
      @harshjariwala8176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I like her though process marriage kar lenge sabhyasachi ka lehenga le kar phir usko OLX p bech kar paisa kamenge 😂 coz vo marriage legal thodi hoga 😂

  • @akashmallick4596
    @akashmallick4596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    1:56 I loved his reaction .He was shocked to know Mathematics is behind Sex.

    • @hopeworldbaseline843
      @hopeworldbaseline843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      They used mathematics to determine the "position" of the vector

    • @joseph4500
      @joseph4500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      If that was the case i would die a Virgin.

    • @mohammadnaushadhussain9390
      @mohammadnaushadhussain9390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hopeworldbaseline843 🤣🤣🤣

    • @rosh___k___5187
      @rosh___k___5187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's a special category of mathematics..... You can try any position.. .. doggy, missionary, 69, etc etc etc.... But the result is always.... An extra 2AB !!! 😝🤣😝🤣

    • @comicnation7269
      @comicnation7269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he was like 🤣🤣🤣 sala iske liye bhi math pdhni padegi ab

  • @suyash5648
    @suyash5648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    “There is mathematics for sex”
    So like what, am I supposed to solve double integration for making out? 😔

    • @rashamalik4317
      @rashamalik4317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      yes then solve for x 😫😫😫🥵

    • @shashankkothari8066
      @shashankkothari8066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Solve logarithmic inequality for oral sex

    • @rosh___k___5187
      @rosh___k___5187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Isn't 69 a number ?? 😝😝😝

    • @winyoga2866
      @winyoga2866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      E=mcccccccceeeeee

    • @Amkt-qj7qj
      @Amkt-qj7qj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Using beizer curve for perfect alignment while kissing

  • @akaxvciux1814
    @akaxvciux1814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2171

    I love this reporter?
    Protect him. He's our voice.

  • @IsolatedIntellectual
    @IsolatedIntellectual 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1341

    More videos from this reporter please. The sarcastic nonchalant way in which he gets these idiots to spew out their bigotry is pure gold!

    • @SS-wu5bt
      @SS-wu5bt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Whole article is outrightly shit.It is nowhere near the reality.

    • @sagek7949
      @sagek7949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agree!

    • @SoumyaChowdhury24081995
      @SoumyaChowdhury24081995 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@prakalpthakur7225 please make your sites in english

    • @SoumyaChowdhury24081995
      @SoumyaChowdhury24081995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@prakalpthakur7225 BHARATIYA is made up of multiple langauges and not just one. So if you don't want english then include all the other native indian languages.

  • @syedasabirabanu3253
    @syedasabirabanu3253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    For a true lover who is unable to say about your love at home, meet this people and after marriage call your family and blame, oh they got us married😂😂

  • @Hezoyam10
    @Hezoyam10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    *"Shareer se nahi mann says prem kijiye"*
    "To gay marriage sahi hae kya?"
    *"NAHI"*

    • @ash-gr3gr
      @ash-gr3gr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lol😂😂😂

    • @harisrevatcha1748
      @harisrevatcha1748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      As per Hindu scriptures gay marriage is legal

    • @harisrevatcha1748
      @harisrevatcha1748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@priyatoshchaurasia3009 it depends upon the sect

    • @swagatadas5121
      @swagatadas5121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Logo ko toh sabse problem hain LGBTQ se problem hain,gender se problem,caste se problem hain, religion se hain arre iss se toh sabko problem hian

    • @swagatadas5121
      @swagatadas5121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Sahil Ahmedöv bhagwan ko leke log jhagra karte hain kaunse planet se aye hain pata nahi

  • @littlesushie
    @littlesushie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    That hindu mahasabha guy will froth at the mouth when he finds out the guy in front of him is not a hindu 😂😂

    • @rahilkhan4967
      @rahilkhan4967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      me too

    • @karanbirsinghbhullar
      @karanbirsinghbhullar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Himanshu Singh tu tum dikhado

    • @karanbirsinghbhullar
      @karanbirsinghbhullar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Himanshu Singh video bana ke dalde vahi dekhlunga

    • @karanbirsinghbhullar
      @karanbirsinghbhullar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Himanshu Singh dikhana zaroor mai badi shidat se intezaar karunga.

    • @kanakalatahembram1650
      @kanakalatahembram1650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Himanshu Singh I have reported your first reply as "hate speech or graphic violence".

  • @sibisibi7359
    @sibisibi7359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    He is ultimate spy and actor!!!! He can control his laughter so good. BEST yaar best.

  • @sarojkunvar
    @sarojkunvar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I can't control my laughter on the story of valentines day he explained

  • @bhavyapandey
    @bhavyapandey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    This is pure entertainment 😂
    This guy is hilarious

  • @ashifmohammed6677
    @ashifmohammed6677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +812

    "We have other communities to vent our anger." .... WTF, did he just say that openly? And he is "ashamed" of saying the word "SEX"

    • @ilovenutella_393
      @ilovenutella_393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      See how weak are the people who just believe in the mercy of god rather than their own hard work
      Advice : stop following Islam you Will be better

    • @ashifmohammed6677
      @ashifmohammed6677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@ilovenutella_393 Just an update. Stop following any religions and your life will be great.

    • @ilovenutella_393
      @ilovenutella_393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@ashifmohammed6677 👍
      Agreed

    • @ilovenutella_393
      @ilovenutella_393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@halal_vibees solve your illiteracy First, depression is fař frm illiteracy

    • @ilovenutella_393
      @ilovenutella_393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@halal_vibees 😂 Why do Î even need to read a book which gives women half the rights of men
      Women are considered half witnesses to men

  • @farouqomaro598
    @farouqomaro598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2056

    This Hindu Mahasabha guy sounds just like the Taliban. Different name, different religion.... same mentality

    • @Kamranalhindi1306
      @Kamranalhindi1306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Taliban k bare nhi pata h to q bol rahe ho??

    • @mrahaman0307
      @mrahaman0307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Kamranalhindi1306 right

    • @vodnalaprashanth3317
      @vodnalaprashanth3317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@Kamranalhindi1306 so wht do you know about Taliban??

    • @fieldmarshal7298
      @fieldmarshal7298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Taliban is hindu mahasabha with an islamic agenda. Change my mind. You can't actually.

    • @subhambanerjee9989
      @subhambanerjee9989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      RSS k agenda ki maa ki chut

  • @alexgeorge9617
    @alexgeorge9617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    3:24 The best reply🤣

  • @poupee9564
    @poupee9564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This PRINT Channel has become one of my favs,the reporter has a very subtle form to set irony without disrespect;very intelligent interviews even when there is no intellectual matetial.Congratulations!!💓💕 💕💓 💛 💞 ❤️💛

  • @azizhamid6480
    @azizhamid6480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    "क्या आवश्कता हमारे यहां कंडोम की"
    Golden words.
    Population 125 crores and counting.

    • @aarushsharma3038
      @aarushsharma3038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      bol kon raha hai ye toh dekh lo. 🤣🤣
      Now go and sit with your 12 siblings.

    • @suptaguin3229
      @suptaguin3229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@aarushsharma3038 I think you have some proof that he has 12 siblings.
      Dharm ke nam par gali dena bandh bhi kardo yar isse pata chalta hai ki tum kitne nich ho aur tumhari manshikta kitna pichda hua hai.

    • @shamsuddinpatel8871
      @shamsuddinpatel8871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@aarushsharma3038 Kon bool raha hai 18 Crores wale 88 Crores ko bool rahen hain.

    • @mdblog7905
      @mdblog7905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@aarushsharma3038 kon bol Raha hay dekho .. Sala hater.. go to hell

    • @trends1019
      @trends1019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@shamsuddinpatel8871 Moslem Population Hindu Population Se Zyada Tezi Se Badhi Hai So Ya,He Is Right!

  • @anandgupt
    @anandgupt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2250

    this guy is upcoming best jounalist of India

    • @whatnot9110
      @whatnot9110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Subtle roast at its best.

    • @peacerose9748
      @peacerose9748 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true ❤️

    • @jigyanshushrivastava6153
      @jigyanshushrivastava6153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ravish 2.0

    • @banku7614
      @banku7614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lavda mera
      ..have u ever seen him reporting on muslim saints and Islam stuff
      ..he is also just running propaganda

    • @bishalchakraborty2605
      @bishalchakraborty2605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@banku7614 can u provide link

  • @jatinkhanna76
    @jatinkhanna76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    He obviously does not no anything about Hinduism or Indian culture.

  • @ananonymys4285
    @ananonymys4285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:22
    I think hindu mahasabha's person didnt knew shahbaz's name?? 😂😂

  • @RajeshKumar-zd7ru
    @RajeshKumar-zd7ru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    His logic regarding condom ,i cant stop laughing..

    • @abilashmathew0220
      @abilashmathew0220 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @deimosgaming5629
      @deimosgaming5629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      expression dekh reporter ka😂😂

    • @fazalexim
      @fazalexim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeh anchor kapil sharma ka vikalp hai...😜😜😜

    • @ayyubchaudhary7233
      @ayyubchaudhary7233 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agar condom Nahi hoga, to kya hoga .

    • @akashmasih4573
      @akashmasih4573 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am also can't stop laughing after watch this

  • @shubhankarrr9097
    @shubhankarrr9097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The way reporter looks at camera after his sarcasm is the way more hilarious 😂

  • @bimal10p
    @bimal10p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lol.. I loved the explanation of Valentine’s Day 😂😂

  • @wheeloflife17
    @wheeloflife17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    Give this anchor a 21 topo ki salami

    • @mohdabid8042
      @mohdabid8042 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Peckish Wolf 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shilloe13
    @shilloe13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    *Mann se prem kiye, no physical touch*
    That's why we have a huge population right?😒😒😒

    • @vangoth2396
      @vangoth2396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I feel like I see you everywhere on youtube. Guess we watch similar stuff

    • @u.k192
      @u.k192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@vangoth2396 ni Degi bro try someone else 😂😂

    • @vangoth2396
      @vangoth2396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@u.k192 Lol I am a girl. And is that the only purpose a guy communicates with a girl on here for

    • @u.k192
      @u.k192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@vangoth2396 my bad 😂 I apologize for that I didn't see your dp tho 🙏

    • @ashutoshsharmash
      @ashutoshsharmash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mann se prem?... So I guess Pornhub is his favourite site at night.

  • @pranav4450
    @pranav4450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    when you were forced to get an arranged marriage and want to ruin everyone's life coz they can actually love who they want

  • @biharisauce6173
    @biharisauce6173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    😂😂😂 I haven't even seen this video but I know it's hillarious

  • @zam2578
    @zam2578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    The anchor is screwing the idiots without getting caught. Awesome

    • @rahilkhan4967
      @rahilkhan4967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that's called sarcasm

    • @rahilkhan4967
      @rahilkhan4967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lots of things happening around
      for sure he can't cover all
      Even i heard abt that from u

    • @lalrinzualamama9478
      @lalrinzualamama9478 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha... Exactly

    • @SuhailKhan-tz6rn
      @SuhailKhan-tz6rn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Himanshu Singh if you have balls u can say bro hahhahhahahah

    • @SuhailKhan-tz6rn
      @SuhailKhan-tz6rn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Himanshu Singh I get u bro but I'm really happy to hear tht from u all the logic goes away hahahahhahah

  • @ubertripsaccount7248
    @ubertripsaccount7248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    His expressions: "Park mein sex kahaan koi karta hai" 😂

    • @Aamir08
      @Aamir08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aao kabhi Ravidas park Varanasi me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mdmosarafhossain7610
    @mdmosarafhossain7610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That "acha!"... 😂😂 What a cool buddy!!

  • @Deepakchauhan-ty3dm
    @Deepakchauhan-ty3dm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    Now offical peeing human would use this as meme..

    • @musikmadmusik
      @musikmadmusik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Which is Good ✌️👍

    • @edlrcofficial
      @edlrcofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Which has to be done ✅

    • @VikramSingh-nw5xp
      @VikramSingh-nw5xp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It should be used by them. But it hasn't been😂

    • @karthikeyasharma7809
      @karthikeyasharma7809 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same.

    • @zafr0687
      @zafr0687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Abhi pee kar raha peeing human... uske baad dalwata hu

  • @TheRonakRk
    @TheRonakRk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    thats why they are called "SWAYAMSEVAK" 😭😭😭

    • @rg1518
      @rg1518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good one lol

    • @ASAFSHAIKH
      @ASAFSHAIKH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @Techion
      @Techion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dang

    • @ultimatestoryteller
      @ultimatestoryteller 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Techion no they are dang-beaters

    • @Techion
      @Techion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ultimatestoryteller ;)

  • @apoorvyadav4502
    @apoorvyadav4502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is pure gold!!!

  • @Ab-lifts
    @Ab-lifts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    His birth certificate is actually a apology letter from condom factories

  • @dharshinimagesh9591
    @dharshinimagesh9591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    savage " first tell them to pass tenth 10" 🤣🤣.🤣🤣.

    • @Khan-ch1ms
      @Khan-ch1ms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Sapnafreestyle we both are sick ..I mean u and me♥️

    • @cinemastuck
      @cinemastuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Khan-ch1ms ha yahi orgasm lele

  • @ShubhamChauhan-hj3rh
    @ShubhamChauhan-hj3rh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    1:33 this girl is on another level 🤙🤣

  • @mushtaqhussain5427
    @mushtaqhussain5427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    At 2:25 he is saying there are other communities to show heat or manliness...we all know which other community he is referring to....

  • @swastikajaiswal5693
    @swastikajaiswal5693 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    this is better than watching any stand up comedy for real

    • @_.ImNote._
      @_.ImNote._ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      true😂😂

    • @RAJU_DAN
      @RAJU_DAN 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Itna sach kon bolta hai

  • @PriteshJoshiYouTube
    @PriteshJoshiYouTube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    For 1:18 i have a question
    Did relationship between krishna and radha is not love, even they weren't married ?

    • @dolendranag5315
      @dolendranag5315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Point to be noted bro....

    • @ssjeelani398
      @ssjeelani398 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ye to nayi baat malum hui hai bhai hahaha

    • @shaik4092
      @shaik4092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@noice8674 marry kiya hai aap ke krishna baghwan ki tarah without marriage Radha ke saat to nahi raha hai

    • @vishwajeetnandyaduraj4804
      @vishwajeetnandyaduraj4804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And what our dropdi....she was also pure Af

    • @ahmedgoli3847
      @ahmedgoli3847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@noice8674 abe iss baat ka kya matlab hai?

  • @javadayaz
    @javadayaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    I wonder which other communities he is wanting to vent his anger at?
    Also, if his dad had worn a condom we wouldn't have to put up with this rubbish!!

    • @MohsinKhan-fu5gr
      @MohsinKhan-fu5gr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Javad Ayaz it’s obvious bro.

    • @deepjyotibhattacharjee4582
      @deepjyotibhattacharjee4582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's known to every one and still every one votes their political outfit😤😤😤😤

    • @Gaurav-zz3gk
      @Gaurav-zz3gk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      BJP-NDA ka ye seen hai
      Modi hai to mumkin hai lolz..

    • @triggeredhindu6234
      @triggeredhindu6234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Javad Ayaz does Islam allow this ,can you do Valentine in Saudi Arabia or any Muslim country .if you were in power you would have killed those people .

    • @javadayaz
      @javadayaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@triggeredhindu6234 Saudi isn't the only Muslim country in the world you know!. Sure , the clergy will frown upon people celebrating this...but it doesn't stop people...even in Pakistan....

  • @siriasarvepalli324
    @siriasarvepalli324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Even the camera zoomed itself in on his face, to capture the sarcasm...🤯

  • @sdabdulbari8064
    @sdabdulbari8064 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The print you are working so good i appreciate to you for it

  • @ultimatestoryteller
    @ultimatestoryteller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    *1:59** Mahasabha guy : sex ke liye bhi ganit tha..*
    *Reporter : hain ..aah...oh ..hain ..*

    • @roomfreshner.
      @roomfreshner. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That reaction 😂😂🤣

  • @kaustavkashyap7127
    @kaustavkashyap7127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    i wanna kiss the anchor. he's hilarious

    • @imransiddique8794
      @imransiddique8794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kaustav Kashyap He is Madharchod Musalmaan...Hindu Dharm ko badnaam krna chah rha hai

    • @PROGAMER-lu1nm
      @PROGAMER-lu1nm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@imransiddique8794 sach Mey?🤔🤔🤔

    • @harshaltare119
      @harshaltare119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Sacchi batau sala ek number ka harrami hai ye ! Itne majje lete rehta hai ye ! 😂😂
      Shehbaaz Ansaari ! 😎

    • @zo.yeahhh
      @zo.yeahhh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@imransiddique8794 if you call this bullshit Hinduism then you don't know anything about actual Hinduism. This guy is just exposing this trash.

    • @magicnugget
      @magicnugget 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@imransiddique8794 You are an anti-national sick nazi taliban hindu. Go drink gomutra moron.

  • @sarnan10
    @sarnan10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Maths🤣🤣🤣... Nxt time I will calculate all the angles and surface area etc😜

  • @gauravdhar5482
    @gauravdhar5482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why would such group be never banned..? Why should we've to care their emotions before surviving, living or enjoying our own life..!?!

    • @javedhusain9879
      @javedhusain9879 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because Hindu khatre main hai . The hindus themselves believe this narrative and can't rise over caste or religious lines. You are responsible for your own misery

    • @gauravdhar5482
      @gauravdhar5482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@javedhusain9879 we're only surrounded by such superstitious and reserve minded peoples..! If we didn't support them then they will started arguing everywhere and everyday..!

  • @tiatemjentzudir4998
    @tiatemjentzudir4998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    I just love our anchor the way he looks at us 😂👍💙

    • @Gaurav-zz3gk
      @Gaurav-zz3gk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BJP-NDA ka ye seen hai
      Modi hai to mumkin hai lolz..

    • @shobhitmishra9266
      @shobhitmishra9266 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mahasabha : We need Maths for Sex
      Anchor : The Fuck ????🤨

  • @UshaDevi-ie6bt
    @UshaDevi-ie6bt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Man se kaise Prem kiya jaaye😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    This reporter is dammnn cool😂😂😂😂

    • @bazaarwalakhana5401
      @bazaarwalakhana5401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mann se MATLAB Bina beauty ke

    • @gauravvishal9083
      @gauravvishal9083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Man se matlab, sirf ek se hi pyar ho har kisi ne muh mat maro or sache raho or ye nhi krta koi sabko physical hona hai, use pyar Bolte sab

  • @RohiShetty
    @RohiShetty ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I liked Shahbaz Ansar's tongue in cheek humor while listening to the Hon. Prakash Kaushik. 😁

  • @BxtthAnmol
    @BxtthAnmol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Imagine that his Family is watching his Interview

  • @whatwedoing5427
    @whatwedoing5427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    *255 dislikers Mann se paida huwe log* 😂😂😂
    *Updated on (June 17, 2020)*
    *445 dislikers Mann se paida huwe log* 😂😂😂

  • @suyashmaurya7404
    @suyashmaurya7404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    This guy has whole different level of sarcasm

  • @AliAli-kg7od
    @AliAli-kg7od 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think it's silly , especially that last point about the origin of Valentine's day 🤣😂🤦

  • @JamesEmmanuel007
    @JamesEmmanuel007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i like the person's confidence and attitude which for him is logical but for us its illogical ans insensible. God bless him.

  • @mr.y_bhav4255
    @mr.y_bhav4255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    KASH iske PITAJI CONDOM lga liya hota
    #bimaru sabha

    • @NivanSadhwelcome
      @NivanSadhwelcome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kash tere pitaji ne bhi lagayi hoti.

    • @RahulSingh-jc7wo
      @RahulSingh-jc7wo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Nivan Sadh lagta hai tera baap hai ye😂😂

    • @NivanSadhwelcome
      @NivanSadhwelcome 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RahulSingh-jc7wo hindu sher hai woh.

    • @prakharroy9308
      @prakharroy9308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@NivanSadhwelcome Abey lavdya

    • @RahulSingh-jc7wo
      @RahulSingh-jc7wo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Nivan Sadh hindu sher? Ghade ki lund hai ye

  • @vaishnodevsingh1526
    @vaishnodevsingh1526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    I love this guy. Print has a gem with them.

  • @vinothbabu1097
    @vinothbabu1097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The print media doing good pls educate the people. They are living in the dream.

  • @Anupam2155
    @Anupam2155 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    this guys' reaction is always best😄funny it is...like "oooho sirf bimari ke liye hai" ..😆

  • @quick6175
    @quick6175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    1:59 Hilarious , He just roasted him without offending him😂😂

  • @debjyotisingha4078
    @debjyotisingha4078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    If marriage is love why lord krishna did not marry to RADHA??
    #SONOFGOMATA

    • @vishal_26641
      @vishal_26641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Why you say bad words about Hinduism even you are Hindu
      If you have not read Mahabharata then why are you saying bla..bla..bla....
      Have an look to uttarpradesh how Shri yogi adityanath working well for state while he is sanyasi that shows there was also better ruling system as name comes in mind chanakya

    • @vishal_26641
      @vishal_26641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And simple jisne Bola hai use bolo NAA Hinduism pe kyo JAA Rahe ho
      Muslim gunda gardi Nahi Karte kya VO to dakuyo ki trah mar dete hai Hinduyo ko Hindu netao KO us pe Kuch dhyan hai ya Nahi tumhara

    • @Student_OfLife
      @Student_OfLife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Bhai kya khatarnaak question pucha hai !!! Bohot sahi launde 😂

    • @justmakeit2982
      @justmakeit2982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@vishal_26641 bhai kya kaam kiya , plz mujhe bataye?? (Gorakhpur ka alwa pouch raha hoa)

    • @hussainnazif724
      @hussainnazif724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@vishal_26641 yaar musalmaan kaha se aagaya beech meh. Har jagah jab koi sanatan dharm ke against bolta hae toh bas samajh lo bhaiya wo muslim hae lol kiya soche hae. Yeh tumhare beech ke baat hae isme hindu muslim mat kariye pliz. kiya kar ke rakhe hae tumhare netao ne bas ladai jhagda

  • @shivaniroy1980
    @shivaniroy1980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    OMG, I'M LAUGHING ON THE LOGICS OF THAT HINDU MAHASABHA MAN😂😂...Now I believe alien species exist on planet earth..😂😂

    • @javedhusain9879
      @javedhusain9879 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please do not support these types of organizations..not just they oppress you but also us .

  • @thestoryteller2268
    @thestoryteller2268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol this was more of a vine for me. LMAO.
    I laughed so loud my parents started to ask the reason and when I told them they were to laughing. Lol. Especially when he said condoms are for diseased ppl. LMFAO. 😂

  • @satyajitsahoo6051
    @satyajitsahoo6051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1192

    Gadho ka Sabha =Hindu maha sabha

  • @riyasaha7752
    @riyasaha7752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    He actually said "garmi nikalne k liye dusre samudai Hain"

    • @dod-deadshot3063
      @dod-deadshot3063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      he said about bajrangdal.
      a group of people who didn't get into the relationship for their whole life....

    • @rajaislam8495
      @rajaislam8495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Riya Saha ji garmi musalmano pr nikal te hai ye log Ek musalman ko gher kar 10.20 log marte hai

    • @medvids1309
      @medvids1309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Sakina Khan Having belief and making other follow that belief with coercion are different i think...

    • @MAS-wq4ok
      @MAS-wq4ok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Sakina Khan Aabe tu har comments me ye kyu copy paste karrahe ho? IT cell wale ho ka ?

    • @syedshams510
      @syedshams510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Sakina Khan IT Cell ke majdoor, kitna milaa??

  • @Canvas73120
    @Canvas73120 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now i realise why education is necessary. And not religious scribbles

  • @creativepsyche2686
    @creativepsyche2686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    1:24 shadi hi prem hai lolllll
    Meanwhile shri krishna bhagwaan
    Laughing with radha up there

  • @NilanjanMondalbluemotions
    @NilanjanMondalbluemotions 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    U have done very well.

  • @St0ic_p3rsp3ctives
    @St0ic_p3rsp3ctives 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "Sir park mein to koi sex nahi karta"
    That got me 🤣🤣

  • @hsjskajban6615
    @hsjskajban6615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    "Garmi hame dikhani hogi to aur bhi bahut samuday h dikhane ke lye."
    See the hatred filled among these guys.

    • @vikasgarg2624
      @vikasgarg2624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Radical Islamic Terrorism ki baat kar rahe hai ❤️

    • @hsjskajban6615
      @hsjskajban6615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@vikasgarg2624 waisa to nhi lagta.

    • @vikasgarg2624
      @vikasgarg2624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@hsjskajban6615 Ek gareeb musalman ko marke kisi ko kya milega... ofcourse he is talking about Islamic Terrorism...Kitna cute banda h...Uski innocence sab sach sach bata rahi h🙏

    • @hsjskajban6615
      @hsjskajban6615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vikasgarg2624 okayyy

    • @RAMUKAKAINVISIBLE
      @RAMUKAKAINVISIBLE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@vikasgarg2624 then he should go to afghanistan and fight taliban? They r islamic fundamentalists

  • @lakshverma7850
    @lakshverma7850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:58 that was epic

  • @aishwaryatiwari4199
    @aishwaryatiwari4199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Education is a must for that kind of people!

  • @IrshadAli-om2fc
    @IrshadAli-om2fc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Okay so finally I will be doing my graduation on mathematics(sex theory)...

  • @VarunKumar-ro4ll
    @VarunKumar-ro4ll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    0:40 So the South Delhi accent myth isn't a myth after all😂

    • @rishabhbansal4465
      @rishabhbansal4465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

    • @wasifw673
      @wasifw673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      🤣🤣
      Maybe she is london return.

    • @davindersingh475
      @davindersingh475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wasifw673 wha bhi aise nhi bolte .

    • @zainarsalan4596
      @zainarsalan4596 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @MohdSaad-qi8ic
      @MohdSaad-qi8ic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Behen ka jaw lock hogaya lagta hai 🤣

  • @tanviparaliya4783
    @tanviparaliya4783 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You do a great job 👍

  • @kabeerkumar4334
    @kabeerkumar4334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That man has said everything correct about the culture but the thing is you can't force anyone to marrying the person they're hanging out with... Thats non sense. But his logics are correct.

    • @nausheensiddiqui8745
      @nausheensiddiqui8745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Damn so there are people like you who are still defending his acts.
      Hatts off brother.
      Aapke charan kaha hai

    • @kabeerkumar4334
      @kabeerkumar4334 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nausheensiddiqui8745 you certainly didn't read my comment properly. I won't explain myself more than that 🙏🏻

    • @soubhagyabehera1654
      @soubhagyabehera1654 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kabeerkumar4334 u mean condom is for sick people?

    • @kabeerkumar4334
      @kabeerkumar4334 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@soubhagyabehera1654 no I don't

    • @soubhagyabehera1654
      @soubhagyabehera1654 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kabeerkumar4334 you said his logics are correct except that one about forcing

  • @faizx989
    @faizx989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    i actually wanted to see that guys reaction when Shahbaz introduce himself 😂

  • @zaidie6883
    @zaidie6883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    1:58 his reaction to sex having elements of mathematical science. 😂😂😂

    • @PremChand-Salva
      @PremChand-Salva 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Coz Size Matters irrespective of Gender 😅😅

    • @vishalsinghbaghel
      @vishalsinghbaghel 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Becoz by reading about Muhammed. He thought sex can be done any time anywhere with anybody. Muhammad the sex addict.

  • @Paaaaaaaaaaal
    @Paaaaaaaaaaal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:22 ultimate roast 😂😂

  • @SahilKhan-sg9of
    @SahilKhan-sg9of 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The only motto people should follow is f*cking mind you own damn business

  • @emadhashmi8617
    @emadhashmi8617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Ye bohot bimaar hai... and needs a condom... so that he cannot spread his “bimaari”

    • @anshug32000
      @anshug32000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly, you should tell this to your imams as well.

    • @emadhashmi8617
      @emadhashmi8617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vada pav

    • @deadshotgamingyt5053
      @deadshotgamingyt5053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bahut hard

    • @indiancitizen4334
      @indiancitizen4334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Actually his parents needed that. To fir ye problem paida nehi hota.
      Aur ha mai Hindu hu aur mai Emad Hashmi k comment ko like kar raha hu.
      Jisko jo ukhad na hai ukhad le😁

    • @emadhashmi8617
      @emadhashmi8617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sarkar A 🙌🏻🙌🏻 are bhaii bhaiii bhaiii... ❣️

  • @sidd1298
    @sidd1298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    So scared and ashamed of sex , I bet if people say he was born because his parents had sex , he'll get a heart attack.

    • @NidzShah-ps6kr
      @NidzShah-ps6kr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But don't you know? How the peacock gets pregnant? 😂
      That's exactly how this bloke was conceived! Some tears but with a dash of cocaine.

  • @anisharamteke3307
    @anisharamteke3307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Shaadi hi prem hai"
    Krishna ji n radha ji=😐🥺

    • @wheatish
      @wheatish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha, we don't go there.

  • @afrinriaz2386
    @afrinriaz2386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The journalist lost his sense when he said mathematics was needed for sex 😂😂😂 1:58

  • @adityakaushik1330
    @adityakaushik1330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Believe me your videos are funnier than kapil sharma show👌

  • @JOJO-ys9vw
    @JOJO-ys9vw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    So having Sex with someone you love is a Crime, Making love is a Crime even openly holding hands of your partner is a Crime but Rape is okay with these people! I want to see them raising voices against rape and molestation same way they react while seeing people, genuinely in love👀👀Hn sahi baat hai bhai kaash Radha Krishna ji ke time pe v ye log hote un logon ko bicharna nahi padta Shayad🤷🏽‍♀️ In logon ko or Koi kaam nhi h? Even Hindu God's ne v Love sikhaya/start kra h h.. Hindu History v Love k khilaf nhi h ab ki 4-5 generations ko dekh lo Jo Log Love Idols/Gods hain unhi k naam pe dange karte🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @btsistrash.k-popisgay.4920
      @btsistrash.k-popisgay.4920 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Abe laudu love karo akele me or hindu god nahi laudu devta karte the or wo bhi private me sabke samne ye sab kyun karte ho

    • @AsrafAli-zh9bj
      @AsrafAli-zh9bj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@btsistrash.k-popisgay.4920 sabke samne sex karta. Bhi kon hai bhai..😂😂

    • @bhagatrishit486
      @bhagatrishit486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sahi baat he bhai

  • @arshadhasan2455
    @arshadhasan2455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sarcastic reporter 😂😂
    But I'm concerned about his safety 😂😂

  • @pushpendragold
    @pushpendragold 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's funny and serious at the same time.

  • @LebbaiGani
    @LebbaiGani 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    1:59 His expression on hearing there is mathematics for doing "it" !! 😂😂😂

  • @abhudayanagar5986
    @abhudayanagar5986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    That straight face "hae; han yeah" 1:58 on mathematical calculation of sex was so damn epic...🤣🤣🤣

    • @mudgal0025
      @mudgal0025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Perpendicular,tangent position😛😛

    • @hameedsyed7688
      @hameedsyed7688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Nana-es5po
      @Nana-es5po 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @sudhanshuborade6903
      @sudhanshuborade6903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mudgal0025 😂😂

    • @vikasgarg2624
      @vikasgarg2624 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is saying ancient Hindu techniques for a best newborn ❤️

  • @Sylvester0021
    @Sylvester0021 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I couldn't stop laughing when he stated ' cundoom sirf bimaar vyakti ke liye hain '.

  • @amnaz304
    @amnaz304 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know why i found this video hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @vivekvaikkattil9958
    @vivekvaikkattil9958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Hindu mahasabha should have been banned for life at the moment they burnt the effigy of Gandhi. Jai sree ram 🚩🚩

    • @vivekvaikkattil9958
      @vivekvaikkattil9958 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @naman in your dreams

    • @vivekvaikkattil9958
      @vivekvaikkattil9958 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @naman yea of course I am a sangi

    • @vivekvaikkattil9958
      @vivekvaikkattil9958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @naman I'm a sanghi and a MBA graduate . And I say such hooliganism needs to be put a stop.

    • @vivekvaikkattil9958
      @vivekvaikkattil9958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Naman ! I use TH-cam to watch videos and I want this debate in some other platform you can choose either the WhatsApp or Facebook. I'm ready for a full-blown debate

    • @prakalpthakur7225
      @prakalpthakur7225 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vivekvaikkattil9958 Islam should also ban for stop terrorism

  • @blackbrute2504
    @blackbrute2504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    1:57 "usme bhi hamare ganit tha" ? Abe bhosdk tu kya Pythagoras theorm, integration lagata firta hai kya krte samay

  • @AbhishekGupta-mx1cj
    @AbhishekGupta-mx1cj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Shahbaz yaar you are too good, love you bro

  • @RameshKumar-qt7lo
    @RameshKumar-qt7lo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Shahbaz is awesome. I wonder how you control your reactions to what people say. You and Samdish Bhatia (from ScoopWhoop Unscripted) both are marvellous.

  • @priteshkumarvermaapriteshk8578
    @priteshkumarvermaapriteshk8578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    How this man stop his laugh😆😆. I really love his reporting.