I literally can't ever die to Kalameet ever again just because I did that tail cut like three times in my life and every single time it took me so long that I just learned all his moves and just know how to dodge everything he throws at this point lol also, Priscilla's AND Seath's tail cut are also annoying as hell but not THAT annoying (only Seath's and Kalameet's weapons are good tho)
Gwyndolin one is very true, also Gwyndolin's lore makes me sad. They managed to make Gwyndolin be a good sibling for Yorshka, seemingly managing to keep Anor Londo together even after Gwynevere's illusion seems to have worn off, and then Pontiff locks an ill Gwyndolin away to be used as a snack for Aldrich. (And thats not even getting started on the convolution of Gwyndolin's gender thing and the varying things it says about Gwyn based on how it is interpreted) Most bosses I feel some remorse or pity for, or at the very least some semblance of respect. Aldrich and Pontiff I just hate on a spiritual level (in lore, not in gameplay, Pontiff is actually quite fun to fight. Aldrich however is not so much in that department, he's essentially just Gwyndolin in a more confined space with somehow even more magic spam). Gwyndolin I feel genuine sorrow for.
@froggologies mostly just me analyzing details and using established lore as a structure to build my own theories influenced by my interpretations of said lore. The fact that Anor Londo is still standing despite it being god knows how long after the first game already lends some credence to Gwyndolin being a pretty competent leader, and the silver knight shields suggest that the silver knights seem to be fully aware Gwynevere is not there anymore, whereas in DS1 the illusion of her was there, and yet the silver knights still guard the cathedral seemingly on principle. For Yorshka, even if Gwyndolin wasn't the best sibling, he still did make a change for the better by not trapping Yorshka in a painting like Priscilla had been, and even letting her have her own church building, whereas Priscilla had been locked in a painting, presumably by Gwyn, and kept a secret from the world. And yes, my own interpretations have also likely biased my views on Gwyndolin's lore. I am not immune to the propaganda of the literal Illusory mage moon deity that is Gwyndolin.
1:42 the Four Kings arena is absolute cancer, and it is for a real simple reason: You can't gauge distances. In any other boss fight you can learn to tell if an attack is going to reach you, because you instictually use the ground as a reference for measurements. I struggled way too much in that boss fight for this simple reason. PS: This is the same reason for why the Nameless King fight in DS3 is also very much cancer. :v
@@KRIMZONMEKANISM yeah, sorry I didn’t elaborate, in king of the storm it’s bad, very bad, but for Nameless king, you’re almost always in range anyways, and are expected to it off the body rather than the ground apart from one far away storm attack. If you’re consistently missing your hits or getting hit due to misjudging distance, you’re certainly doing something abnormal in phase 2.
I actually like not being able to know the distance.. I think that the fight is supposed to be threatening since you're in a pitch black pit fighting 4 very tall abyss kings
i always beat the stray demon naked and with a big sword and always low level cause that's how i did it the first time. I like that it tests my dodging skills, if 4 kings is a dps test then stray is a perseverance test
Yeah you just gotta stay on the platform for as long as possible. They eventually walk over to it, so you can wail on the 2nd one before 3 gets there too.THEN hop down and be patient for the rest of the fight.
@@giannixx Dude it's directly told to us Sif is a boy. A male dog. An adult, male dog. I get the mistake in the base game, but in the DLC it's so obvious
what music track is demon firesage slander referring to? i think 5 years later refers to dark souls 3, but i cant remember a reused first boss turned orange and given fire AoEs
is there like an objectively true source? sif is a female name in origin since i assumed it's from the actual irl goddess, but if they're ever confirmed male at any point i'll take the L
@@spino1547chek how sif is called in other languagesand you Will know, for example in DS2 People wasn't sure if lost sinner was a she or he, but in spanish is called *La Pecadora Perdida* .
I'm crap at parrying, so I never had that problem. Gwyn is a solid boss if you don't use exploits. He is always active and leaves very short windows for estus.
Omg, black dragon kalameet. One time I was doing a play through with katanas and stuff, but apparently it’s a good idea to have him be completely slash resistant, I might as well throw rocks at the stupid lizard for the millimeter of damage it did to his healthbar. My solution? Get the dragon body stone. And kill him with only unarmed attacks. The dark wood grain ring, and the cloranthy ring if I remember correctly, and like, 30 tries later. He died. I killed black dragon kalameet with no armour using only my extra pointy fingernails. 8/10 boss would do it all again
Dark souls 1 is so overrated. It needs a proper remake where the second half of the game is changed entirely. What a disappointment finding out what’s after ANOR LONDO which was pretty disappointing in itself but still godd
Souls fans and monster hunter fans some of the most subtly sus people on earth, like bro how do you see a slightly feminine chin with everything else on the face covered by a weird wheel and think “oh yeah he fine as hell” 💀
It is called the deprivation of a real woman's touch and love. Trust me, most of them when they finally get real relationships with women, somehow all "the homosexual lust toward femboys" will disappear entirely.
I DO like bed of chaos. It is a terribly designed boss fight but it, with extension of the arena before it, bears the soul, humanity, and struggle of game design that truly makes you appreciate the fact that humans are behind these games and they have deadlines or make mistakes. It puts into perspective other areas and combined with the beautiful "powerful but fragile" trope that is more common in Kingsfield and bloodborne makes it one of my favorite ds1 bosses. Obviously shit design tho.
![[LIVE] : ONE ลุมพินี 68 | คู่เอก "พระจันทร์ฉาย vs โจนาธาน"](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/F3IM3w-XchI/mqdefault.jpg)
Fun e
Manus really hit with that Wombo Combo
Manus was ez fr
It's funny because you could be talking about any Manus attack
Manus combo VS a larger than average slab of metal used for protection :
Greatshield of Artorias: I’m bout to ruin this man’s entire career
The Demon Firesage one is actually genius. Laurence theme is the pinnacle of gaming soundtrack.
Holy shit it's so good
How can you say it when in the same DLC Ludwig and Living Failures exist?
One thing that i will defend the bed of chaos on is that it looks really fucking cool
True that. Originally you were actually going to FIGHT it, but time constraints sm idk
No tf it doesn't lmao
@@chickenboi6919Better looking tree than Greatwood
@@Aelvir114 I disagree
Damn all tree bosses
One is a tree with eggs
And the other one is just my average minecraft house but on fire
Kalameets tail is the real boss 😭
FR, i tried to cut it off for 2 hours before i realized “what are the chances i actually use the sword he gives?” And gave up
I literally can't ever die to Kalameet ever again just because I did that tail cut like three times in my life and every single time it took me so long that I just learned all his moves and just know how to dodge everything he throws at this point lol
also, Priscilla's AND Seath's tail cut are also annoying as hell but not THAT annoying (only Seath's and Kalameet's weapons are good tho)
Objectively incredible video. The jokes were actually fresh as fuck and not done to death. Beautiful.
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The capra one speaks to me on a whole different level.
Plin plin plon best ost ever
0:50 Gwyndolin awakened something inside me fr
He awakened something inside of ALL of us
@@knotknight514 agreed
Lmao ye olde "username checks out"
He darkmooned your blade?
He Femboy on my Dark sun till I gwyndolin
1:12 Sanguine Sanctum moment
thanks, i didn't realise at first
I thought it was Lawrence from Bloodborne
@@JGSM_sar it is
still an excellent game
The best one they’ve made tbh
Bloodborne, Dark Souls 3, Elden Ring, sekiro.@@someguy9496
Ye no doubt their best work, fuck it I'll add to it it's one of the greatest games ever made
Gwyndolin one is very true, also Gwyndolin's lore makes me sad. They managed to make Gwyndolin be a good sibling for Yorshka, seemingly managing to keep Anor Londo together even after Gwynevere's illusion seems to have worn off, and then Pontiff locks an ill Gwyndolin away to be used as a snack for Aldrich. (And thats not even getting started on the convolution of Gwyndolin's gender thing and the varying things it says about Gwyn based on how it is interpreted)
Most bosses I feel some remorse or pity for, or at the very least some semblance of respect. Aldrich and Pontiff I just hate on a spiritual level (in lore, not in gameplay, Pontiff is actually quite fun to fight. Aldrich however is not so much in that department, he's essentially just Gwyndolin in a more confined space with somehow even more magic spam). Gwyndolin I feel genuine sorrow for.
yoo how do you get this lore bro?
@froggologies mostly just me analyzing details and using established lore as a structure to build my own theories influenced by my interpretations of said lore. The fact that Anor Londo is still standing despite it being god knows how long after the first game already lends some credence to Gwyndolin being a pretty competent leader, and the silver knight shields suggest that the silver knights seem to be fully aware Gwynevere is not there anymore, whereas in DS1 the illusion of her was there, and yet the silver knights still guard the cathedral seemingly on principle. For Yorshka, even if Gwyndolin wasn't the best sibling, he still did make a change for the better by not trapping Yorshka in a painting like Priscilla had been, and even letting her have her own church building, whereas Priscilla had been locked in a painting, presumably by Gwyn, and kept a secret from the world.
And yes, my own interpretations have also likely biased my views on Gwyndolin's lore. I am not immune to the propaganda of the literal Illusory mage moon deity that is Gwyndolin.
Bro is writing an entire novel only to justifie his urge for femboys 💀
@justreadberserkd1021 Yes, your point being?
@@justreadberserkd1021 nah, there are no femboys like Gwyndolin. He's built different
That thumbnail is so good.
im that gwyndolin fan
Moonlight Butterfly fans when it floats down 😧🤯🥵😈
So I'm just like Seath, huh?
"Amazing chest ahead"
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Gwyndolin one is literally me
2:30 alright
who shit my pants
My bad bro
1:42 the Four Kings arena is absolute cancer, and it is for a real simple reason: You can't gauge distances.
In any other boss fight you can learn to tell if an attack is going to reach you, because you instictually use the ground as a reference for measurements.
I struggled way too much in that boss fight for this simple reason.
PS: This is the same reason for why the Nameless King fight in DS3 is also very much cancer. :v
Imagine not unga bunga rushing the four kings
Not nameless king, but king of the storm.
@@DedicatedTryhard both share the same arena and the same issue with the ground
@@KRIMZONMEKANISM yeah, sorry I didn’t elaborate, in king of the storm it’s bad, very bad, but for Nameless king, you’re almost always in range anyways, and are expected to it off the body rather than the ground apart from one far away storm attack.
If you’re consistently missing your hits or getting hit due to misjudging distance, you’re certainly doing something abnormal in phase 2.
I actually like not being able to know the distance.. I think that the fight is supposed to be threatening since you're in a pitch black pit fighting 4 very tall abyss kings
I actually like bed of chaos because uhh that uhh, yeah you’re I don’t
i always beat the stray demon naked and with a big sword and always low level cause that's how i did it the first time. I like that it tests my dodging skills, if 4 kings is a dps test then stray is a perseverance test
1:24 They should bring the Bed of Chaos for Elden Ring.
Please do a boss slander of Dark souls 2 please It would make me give you more haha's (this video is also really good)
When i can get myself to play it again in 50 years (Ruin sentinels broke me)
@@spino1547 you just got to practice your rolls and get better weapons
@@spino1547Same, I had to come back after getting to Velstadt and respecting.
Soon.
Yeah you just gotta stay on the platform for as long as possible. They eventually walk over to it, so you can wail on the 2nd one before 3 gets there too.THEN hop down and be patient for the rest of the fight.
I got confused on the sif one, took me time to realize you were referring to him as she
I refer to her as she because of the name. Sif is Thor's wife, so she is probably intended to be female.
@@giannixx Dude it's directly told to us Sif is a boy. A male dog. An adult, male dog. I get the mistake in the base game, but in the DLC it's so obvious
@@daifuku75 in the official guide of Dark Souls sif is referred as "he" too
Everyone knows Ludwig the Holy Blade is the unrivalled peak of boss music.
what music track is demon firesage slander referring to? i think 5 years later refers to dark souls 3, but i cant remember a reused first boss turned orange and given fire AoEs
Must be refering the Demons Twins I supose
At first I thought Laurence but then i realized it was 4 years later(idk when dlc came out so it might’ve been 5 years, honestly idk)
i might go back and change that, it's referencing laurence since i remembered (incorrectly) Old Hunters released in 2016 but i just have dementia
When you realize Dark Souls was just one of the million IP’s capitalizing on the zombie craze of the 2000s/early 2010s
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀 that first one would really be a genuine authentic reaction to when asylum demon fans meet judex gundyr from ds3
0:16 it floats down!
Ign reference
I can confirm, I am in all of these categories
1:21 That got me laughing ngl
it’s worth it
Gwyn fans when they try to fight him without parry-looping him:
what's the bell gargoyle equivalent in elden ring? (i am stupid)
“Valiant” gargoyles
@@Kokong ahah thanks i forgot, i liked the gargoyles apart from the insane 2v1
I have the power to change it to 6,400
The biggest slader here is calling Sif a she
is there like an objectively true source? sif is a female name in origin since i assumed it's from the actual irl goddess, but if they're ever confirmed male at any point i'll take the L
Sif is Thor's wife in Norse Mythology, so I assume the dogge is assumed to be female as well.
@@giannixx ye that was my thought
@@spino1547chek how sif is called in other languagesand you Will know, for example in DS2 People wasn't sure if lost sinner was a she or he, but in spanish is called *La Pecadora Perdida* .
@@spino1547 Yes, they confirm it in every language other than English.
Another one for the Gwyn meme:
Gwyn fans when they realize that not parrying makes him the most crap fight imaginable
This comment just proves that you only fight him parrying 😂
What do you mean? He is a pretty good boss by DS1 (base game) standarts
I thought Gwyn was crap until I stopped trying to parry him.
he’s actually a really fun fight when you don’t parry him
I'm crap at parrying, so I never had that problem. Gwyn is a solid boss if you don't use exploits. He is always active and leaves very short windows for estus.
2:19 also Gwyn fans when u parry gwyn to death as they yell at u saying thats not how you must fight him
Bed of chaos 🔛🔝
Omg, black dragon kalameet.
One time I was doing a play through with katanas and stuff, but apparently it’s a good idea to have him be completely slash resistant, I might as well throw rocks at the stupid lizard for the millimeter of damage it did to his healthbar.
My solution? Get the dragon body stone. And kill him with only unarmed attacks.
The dark wood grain ring, and the cloranthy ring if I remember correctly, and like, 30 tries later. He died.
I killed black dragon kalameet with no armour using only my extra pointy fingernails.
8/10 boss would do it all again
Bed of Chaos is one of my favorite bosses in DS1
Really? Same here
nuh uh
@@decayedphoenix8865 Unironically? I legit thought I was the only person in the entire community who loves that boss
@@xryeau_1760 Yes. Its super interesting and fun to fight to me
I honestly don't hate him either 😕
Plin Plin plonnnnnn
Oh, I actually like Bed of Chaos bc uhh the uhh the
why do people hate bed of chaos? bro it even saves your whole progress after dying
sif in dark souls is a he
lol Guy literally said he couldnt help himself during elden ring interview. He said he just loves swamps. Sadistic.
Can someone explain the Demon Firesage one?
Some of this comment section probably think that Ciaran is a man
What about bed of chaos?
Jk, there are no bed of chaos fans.
Dark souls 1 is so overrated. It needs a proper remake where the second half of the game is changed entirely. What a disappointment finding out what’s after ANOR LONDO which was pretty disappointing in itself but still godd
I think it’s fairly rated imo. It’s not a masterpiece, but it’s a pretty damn good game
Not overrated in the slightest. It’s a masterpiece but people acknowledge the lord areas being dogshit
I think it's overrated, people go "whoa look interconnected world" but that really carries it compared to the others
@@littlemoth4956 I really don't get how you can consider a game a masterpiece while also considering half the game dogshit
@@GatAnarquista lmao true
People actually like gwyndolin?
I get it
Average Spino fan : 🤡
lol im that one annoying mf who likes bed of chaos
How tho
Who's sanctuary guardian
OH THE CHIMERA?
The bell bois got disrespected by ER
Where did you get that Sif is she?
Sif is a goddess in Norse mythology, therefore the name is feminine. We don't know doggo Sif's gender tho, all we can do is assume.
Souls fans and monster hunter fans some of the most subtly sus people on earth, like bro how do you see a slightly feminine chin with everything else on the face covered by a weird wheel and think “oh yeah he fine as hell” 💀
It is called the deprivation of a real woman's touch and love. Trust me, most of them when they finally get real relationships with women, somehow all "the homosexual lust toward femboys" will disappear entirely.
I DO like bed of chaos. It is a terribly designed boss fight but it, with extension of the arena before it, bears the soul, humanity, and struggle of game design that truly makes you appreciate the fact that humans are behind these games and they have deadlines or make mistakes. It puts into perspective other areas and combined with the beautiful "powerful but fragile" trope that is more common in Kingsfield and bloodborne makes it one of my favorite ds1 bosses. Obviously shit design tho.
Gwyn theme sucks
hot takes
Dumb takes*
no
Based
Huh??!!
On quellang part, it's totally worth it