hahaha I loved the meme “I want my duo” so I was quite excited to see that this video was titled “I want my duo” as well. It made me click this video which I’m quite excited to watch. Thanks Martin and Hamzah!
fact for you guys reading this :D scientists recently discovered sperm whales (animal with the biggest brain) have 145 alphabetical phonetic way of communicating with each other through clicks of various tones and patterns. It's so complicated it could be compared to the human language-scientists are hoping in the future they can decode and understand their language!
*Small British child voice* Thank you sires i was starving *gobbles up thsi video*
so... full..... hhhmpppppff
what the freaking freak dude
Wow
So real dude.. So real 😌
@@pebza8740what.
is somebody gonna match my slush
ME
ME ME ME
real
ME ME ME!! 😩
I WILL
the title of this video almost made me tear up
FRRRRRRRRR
martin’s trauma is so overlooked…
IDONWANNATRIO I WANT MY DUO😢😢😢💔💔
I DONT WANT A TRIO. I DONT WANT A TRIO I WANT MY DUO. I WANT MY DUO, I WANT MY DUO😭😭
martin sacrificing himself so hamzah can win but he didnt even win was top most romantic slushy moment 😢
WHY DIDNT MARTIN TAKE THE WINGSSSS
stop spoiling!!
@@dnooalaslbruh just watch the video before reading the comments
They’ve been FEEDING us well lately
honestly im eating well
i still have room for dessert!!
i ain't eat in years
@@thegrandexchange drink the rain ://
Do not jinx it
21:40 “go! go save yourself!” Ahh clip 😭🙏🏾
HELP ME
LMFAOOOOOOOO or when martin died off the island
I DONT WANT A TRIO I WANT MY DUO😔
Where is the part where he says that
@ he doesn’t in this video that’s in the hagenator vid but the title of this one is a reference to that
Martin's aura seems very professional today with his sophisticated dress and demeanor !
Just finished collecting berries, time to watch this vid !!!!
underrated comment
Omg I too just finished collecting berries
@@bloom.uploadsjust liked it twice don’t worry my man 🫡
classic
Martin not knowing what his medallions does and how its something that enemies are STRIVING to steal is funny.
Martin dropping the gold gun for a blue one killed me
FR LOL
@@persimmerhe has a skin from chapter 1 season 2 and doesn’t know the color coding yet😭
Just started watching this video and I am pleasantly surprised by how nice they are being to each other. Kinda makes you think the world is healing.
why is martin looking so dapper omg
It be that post-Curacao glow
he looks like young sheldon here ❤
silver surfer body tea asf
shes a natural gal 😼
When I watch these videos I pretend there is a live studio audience and I laugh when necessary and cry often!
!!!
so real
i lovr the aura of this comment
i was just crying and this video sat me on its lap and wiped my tears thank you
Same
😭😭😭😭
naurr they broke the fourth wall with this one 😭😭
3:55
Martin- "She talked about eating a girl for lunch, do you know what that means?"
Hamzah- "No..im not bisexual, idk..."
HAMZAH WHATT-😭😭lmaoo
Thanks for saying it’s ok to be a bastard. It’s been a lot over these cold years and now I feel like some weight has been lifted
the amount of references is at an all time high
35:58 i’m crying at martin just throwing himself off loot island😭
the zip line was right there 😭😭
@@jazeeraavila3033and he had chugs
saving this video for dinner
update me on yo dinner
@@emmaemma1781I ate’d it
whats for dinner
real
i saved it for dinner but i couldn’t help myself and sneaked in little parts throughout the day😅
hahaha I loved the meme “I want my duo” so I was quite excited to see that this video was titled “I want my duo” as well. It made me click this video which I’m quite excited to watch. Thanks Martin and Hamzah!
martin not knowing miss mary mack AND the fact troye sivan was a youtuber we’re losing him to the millennials
My fav fact is that Martin's a long lost sturniolo
and that his mom writes smut :3
@@osxleya1699what’s his moms name🥸
Martin is actually crazy with the chains
the way martin never heals himself when he’s low makes me anxious
"Y-OUCH!!" 💀 21:03
1:30 unlocked a core memory WOW
was not expecting an After ever after reference not two minutes into my slushing session!
@@auravampire if they still have an editor props to them for the reference vids and pics😍😍
It sent me into flight or fight
14:20
the bear. every single time 💔
born out of wedlock viewer here, feeling represented ✊
29:33 the different songs playing has me weak😭
loved this video sm, was actually so relaxing to watch and i really enjoyed the sad, sexy and educational facts! thankyou martin and hamzah chan xoxo
I just wanted to say thank you guys bc I needed this distraction more than you know
he wants his duo 😢
when hamzah stares at the camera it scares me but when i see martin i get little butterflies in my tummy and i feel happy! :DD
I ❤ FREAKYNITE
Martin got his duo back... i can finally rest well at night...
1:33 CACKLED OUT LOUD i love you guys and whoever edits
Do you know their names I need to know
@@Jhurwitz09 i don’t think they’ve ever said! i need to know as well!
@@Jhurwitz09 i know hamzah used to edit but i’m not sure he still does, i know they were hiring
@@Jhurwitz09like hamzah and martin?
i KNEW MY SLUSHY SENSES WERE TINGLING. bottoms up!
Literally dying of cramps rn thank u for giving me a distraction 😩
its like therapy 🤧
@@ariyounatherapy is expensive slushy noobz is free
omygod i was dying bc if mine yesterday and was praying for a new slushy video😢
@@prietss our prayers were answered
Bro same
19:01 21:54 Martin has such 12 year old gamer concentration face idk how to explain it
thank you omar
my favorite fact is that australia is wider than the moon
why do I believe you
@@annabanana2665 i’m not lyinggg i swear google said that
Martin’s rock facts got me💀
watching slushy noobz is like exposure therapy towards my biggest phobias, thanks for helping and damaging me guys!
help
yall always know exactly when i need more slush in my brain
indeed
THEY KNOW ABOUT THE I WANT MY DUO MEME HELP
THE miss marry mack handshake thing just brought back core memories
the harmonizing to the fan audio got me
the new profile picture is scaring me bruh
THATS WHAT IM SAYING even their podcast changed
RIGHT
be mindful of why you were invited to the fortnite aura party✅
22:12 “they were TEAMING oh wait yea it’s duos” 😭
these mfs always landing in classy courts 😭😭
24:57 jumping through the window with your bro be like 🫶🏼🥺
Martin is so pure 🥺
I just woke up from a nightmare. Glad to see this right when i opened my phone
really I just woke up too
me when duo 😻 me when trio 😾
new slushy noobz era has begun
Martin not grabbing the wings to jump off the island with Hamzah just stressed me oht so bad
the way martin pronounces really satisfies me a lot
hamzah actin like an english teacher tryna guide martin to the right answer😭😭 7:22
Them consistantly saying Thanos wrong is killing me
2:00 starting off strong with an amazing freestyle 🙏
Oh god so much warm and sticky slush just came out of me
What the flip
@@User-cn9hjwhat the sigma
22:03 she ate us up in the deli 😭😭
SuperSpreader77 has a radio voice!
the editing has been soooo fucking good lately like its so chill and discreet but every edit is so fucking funny
this was actually what silver surfer and thanos playing fortnite would be like
the survey at the end....the reconciliation........truly a cinematic masterpiece.
2:35 miss big back😂
this was too emotional for me.
Rebrand incoming?
26:40 the way this joke was so nonchalant but still had me dying
Martin hittin that germinada 😂
“it’s like when your dad fights your neighbor” 😭 true
Now I can finally say it’s like they knew I had a meal ..
That jump sync at 24:57 cleansed my freaking soul 🙏
mr silver butt & mr purple balls dropping educational facts throughout the video is why I can call myself a wise woman now 🙏
4:53 THE HELLO
didn't expect martin to randomly discuss PrEP this video but i guess thats what makes the slushy noobs unpredictable
slushy noobz, not just a comedy channel but educational aswell ❤ thank you for educating the youth
never would i think the slushy noobz would use their own quote as a caption for a video
40:42 I CANT THE BABY LAUGH GETS ME EVERY TIME
WHATS WITH THE PROFILE PIC
My bf and I laughed through the entire 41:21 minutes of this video. Thank you slushy noobz!
why green
WHAT DA HECK HAPPENDED TO THE NOOBZ
martin takes 3 billion years to drink his shield
DID YOU TWO FINALLY MERGE INTO ONE PERSON
once again
WAIT OMG ITS YOU THE MALICE MIZER FAN
@@harpstarr HII 🤗🤗🤗
Martin's aura is definitely green with flies 😭🙏
fact for you guys reading this :D scientists recently discovered sperm whales (animal with the biggest brain) have 145 alphabetical phonetic way of communicating with each other through clicks of various tones and patterns. It's so complicated it could be compared to the human language-scientists are hoping in the future they can decode and understand their language!
I needed this. Thank you slushies.
YOU CHANGED YOUR PFP
the "yEEOUCH" was crazy
we need martin to drop more hyperpop songs ‼️
The best 2 man on TH-cam 👹
turning on notifications was the best decision ever boi 💯💯
a very motivational self-reflective existentialist awareness-raising educational perspective-shifting fortnite video
the profile picture??? new era??
i keep having dreams that hamzah is bullying martin for crocheting things
don’t care, where’s Mandy