I’m sorry I thought it was so funny how hamzah was doing all the “manly” stuff and then it would just cut to Martin washing dishes or sitting and watching hamzah 😂😂
considering bears even go after canned food, i think it was actually pretty wise of them lmao. Also hogs go after MRE’s sometimes. And u gotta account for all the smells ON the packaging from when its been handled and, well, packaged. So, yeah.
this has easily become one of my favorite videos of all time. this screams healing and realizing how much we truly forget about the little things, a simple and quiet life "off-the-grid" and away from the world. love you guys from the bottom of my heart, proud of you both :3
right like??? whole scene had me question everything. them not knowing how flammable they are, the other one not even knowing how to assemble the smoke, no chocolate…. like what lol. so funny, such dudes fr.
This is actually very mature i thought this was gonna be a "no homo" video but it was actually very mature and not childish and was also funny and managed to make me chuckle which never happens.
@@nora-fadepending on how long they had been walking they could have stored them in the plastic submerged in the water and kept it under a rock due to low temp
@julianaportillo3495 What did they do wrong? I'm only 37 minutes into the video and have 0 experience camping, but aside from the steaks, they did fine did they not?
i have a very short attention span but time flew on by with this video. i sat and watched half way thru before thinking “i should comment how much i like this”
it was probably a mix of the coldness/how the floor(moss) feels because i live in the country and ive been in random lakes/ponds and the texture of the ground always freaks me out😭
What did we do to deserve such a slushtastic video… I’m feeling like the luckiest gal in the world… an hour and a half? Right as I’m eating dinner? Right after I woke up from a nap? Oh my gosh. What a day to be alive. This is amazing. I feel like I’m on top of the world…
I've been having a rough week but getting out of school and seeing a slushy camping vlog just changed that :) Thank you Hamzah and Martin for always brightening up my day this is what true content making is about!!
i love the way they respected the nature, the chipmunks, and the fish (not catching a single one out of respect for the environment). very demure, very mindful.
9:22 "steak in a lake?" This moment, the building music, the flashlight on hamzah .. its so surreal and insane down to the plop of the steak in da lake
seriously. I've about finished this cinematic specialty and the versatility in this vlog is insane. Who else is recording their face while wiping their rump? Who dares to combine random rapping and story reading into a video about hiking? Marvelous Martin and Hamzah the Fantastic don't care about the trends. They're shifting the paradigms. They're pioneers in this industry.
i love the part where martin sparkles in the sun and piggybacks hamzah all over the algonquin national park and surrounding areas using his super speed and strength
this feels like the show naked and afraid but theyre just afraid
theyre naked too im afraid
@@alternateworldline i saw those parts after commenting that i fear😔
brokeback mountain
wait so they dont get naked at ALL??! thank god i read this comment before wasting my time on this video 🙏
@@explodingbearthey do
All these cuts with the original audio overlapping is so weirdly cinematic
i love it idc 😭
emma chamberlain vibes
fr it felt so aesthetic
Check out Xander Budnick weird name I know but he does camping videos with the same aesthetic and he’s Canadian too
trailer park boys esque ☺️😹🥰
they couldn't catch any fish bc all the fish in the lake were too busy tearing UP those two full steaks they threw in
lmao they fed 3 generations
@@jaquesmadiknot even exaggerating
the water was cold enough to keep it good overnight if its sealed they threw it for no reason 🤣
@@glimble real i was so annoyed the whole time
dude honestly their boyhood and friendship is so beautiful to witness
yesss
100% so fkn sweet
Wrap it up
27:36 explain this
@@ricky-lw9ne It's a joke?
Hamzah thinking a NUT would attract a bear in broad daylight is insane
LMFAOOO
i read wrong i thought u just said nut with no a
LMAOOWHAT
HAHAHA
@@mongvadep1628i don’t think there’s an a in the word nut
The decision to throw two whole ass steaks in a lake instead of leaving them vacuum packed in a high up bag is so slushy noobz it’s unreal
i felt so bad when they did that
LIKE WHATTT 😭
1:05:34 I can’t omg this was way to much information lmao😂
7:59
@@hollowfyedmeat goes bad overnight if not refrigerated so probs didn’t wanna risk food poisoning
my comfort video for months to come ....the length, the drama, the realizations, the hardships, the love .....slushies we're experiencing it all
Yes indeed we witnessed this is and experience of the most experience I'm so happy
yesss beautifully put 🤓🙂↕️
This just replaced barnyard eclipse mukbang as the comfort video
im slushing
why would you watch it more than once please
I love how the longer they're there, the more references to the Internet they make as if they're losing their minds.
THE LENGTH OF THIS VIDEO IS PRACTICALLY A MOVIE
literally my thought
NOT EVEN THE PODCAST EPISODES R THIS LONG 💀
is the movie in question brokeback mountain
and am up for it
and I'm here for it....
The raw masculinity radiating off this video is ethereal .
9:27
13:09
15:36
20:21
21:12
23:20
26:17
27:31
42:49
43:50
48:49
53:59
1:00:17
1:02:44
1:07:41
1:16:32
1:18:45
1:20:46
@@Buzzzy-bee😭😭😭
ethereal masculinity ✨🌾🪽🧚🫧
@Buzzzy-beeWow
@Buzzzy-bee 50:10 too 😭
RIP slushy noobz 😔 this found footage is all we have left after they were reported missing in the Canadian wilderness
HELP
They might’ve gotten lime disease 😭
Don’t say that???
Is this real????? Wow I can't believe this 💔
i think they got iridocicklytis
The gagging & coughing in the water grossing Martin out is killing me
including the clip of martin sticking his hands down his pants was definitely a choice..
LOL
imo we have seen worse… never forget the speedos
Literally
he was moving his hand around town down there
@@zia9861I don’t think the speedos is worse. Ur telling me watching someone dig in their butt and p word is less gross than small little panties???
this is a whole movie. our generation didn’t get the blair witch project but we got the slushy noobz project
WHY IS THERE A BLUE WUESTION MARK I THIIGHT THAT WAS KNLY ON TIKTOK 😭😭😭
LITERALLY I WAS THINKING THIS IS A LITTLE TOO MUCH LIKE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT
Babe are you okay? You’ve hardly touched your dehydrated shrimp linguini!
your dehydrated rehydrated shrimp linguini
LMAO
I’m sorry I thought it was so funny how hamzah was doing all the “manly” stuff and then it would just cut to Martin washing dishes or sitting and watching hamzah 😂😂
he is helping alright
The posture when they are eating just ties it all together.
them thinking SEALED steak was going to attract bears pained me
It actually hurt to see them toss the fucking steaks in the water 😭
if i was scared of bears getting my packaged meat i’d probably bury it tbh
crying real tears
considering bears even go after canned food, i think it was actually pretty wise of them lmao. Also hogs go after MRE’s sometimes. And u gotta account for all the smells ON the packaging from when its been handled and, well, packaged. So, yeah.
martin being simon and hamzah being theodore just makes so much sense omg
And I'm Alvin
Mandy is Alvin
nah martin is alvin
@@hanto144Rudy is Alvin
@@heatherperleberg7816and i’m austin
50% Blair Witch Project
50% Two mentally challenged boy scouts go out on their own for the first time
100% brokeback mountain
This is my favorite comment
Not Hamzah putting his backpack in poison ivy and getting a rash
THIS IS SO FUNNY
Martin and hamzah wearing blue and green is giving the kratt brothers
OMG THATS WHAT IT REMINDED ME OF
omg wait yes
duuude that's so true !!
SAME THOUGHTS
not Martin and Hamzah producing a whole film for us 😭🙏
14:59 and the extra man would produce another film with Martin and hamzah having fun 😊
RIGHT I loved it
@@des.mezzzzI thought I was tripping. Martin, hamzah, and mystery man make a movie 😍
Why not?
Please never shorten these videos, every time I see one longer then 40 minutes I feel like Santa came to wish my the best Christmas!!
second this
third tjis
real
i’m going to Kiss you
Fourth this!!
ive used this as my meal youtube video for like a week straight bc it just DOESNT END
i’m literally on day 3 of this
@@scarypancakes took me 2 weeks 😭
I’m watching it during my free time in class 😭😭
omg same
I’m determined to finish this in one day. Even if I’m late to watching it
hamzah talking about the bear like wendy williams talks about the killer
LOLLL
LMAOOOO
THIS.
this obliterated me omg
martin reading 4freakshow fanfiction has me CRACKING tf up
I WAS DEAD
when?
@@allthethingsshesaid-1 its towards the end when they're reading "scary stories"
@@allthethingsshesaid-1 1:33:40 !!
@@allthethingsshesaid-1 1:33:40
im glad this wasnt filmed in the past 2 weeks so theyre not saying hauk tuwa over and over
oh my god god bless
exactly what i was thinking especially when he spit 😭
sorry for the negativity this is still a epic video guys 👍
Loved watching Martin poop in night vision
1:00:33
i simply cannot fathom the fact that hamzah not only decided to film martin pooping but to also keep it in the final cut.
not testing / learning how to set up the tent before a 3 day hike is actually diabolical never let slushy noobz outside
12 minutes in and they've made seven 'man or bear' jokes.
ok
@@isaacttv4960beach
I’m gonna touch you
ok
ok
Martin bringing a button-up dress shirt while in the wilderness camping is absolutely sending me. What was the thought process, im crying LOL
Hamzah is wearing one too. Bunch of dorks
they're literally just regular waterproof camping shirts lol they are very common for people who hike in cold climates.
@@abicordenwas about to say the same thing
Stop
didn’t know camping shirts like that existed, so maybe it was that crazy lol
The fact that they didn’t cut out the part where Martin is literally hands deep in his pants astonishes me..
AND pooping
Hamzah gagging in the lake actually brought tears to my eyes
That lake did something too him he turned crazy bruh 😭
Thats dad coded coughing at 2:00am vibes
@@esmerbop NO DEADASS I WAS CRYING 😭😭😭😭
It was so funny
brokeback mountain ahh video
You can curse on TH-cam its okay
@@andrewoid4711 have you never seen a comment like this before😭 it’s funnier saying ahh
LMFAOOOO
I was looking for this comment lmao
i said brokeback mountain 2 LMFOAOAOA
martin is serving face and body the whole time i fear he cannot be stopped
Okay and what about hamzah?
@@kaylee_kaylee_k girl yes but we been knowing 🙏
literally was thinking this throughout the entire vid
he's lowkey jacked 30:42
@@spudlvr005🤨
this has easily become one of my favorite videos of all time. this screams healing and realizing how much we truly forget about the little things, a simple and quiet life "off-the-grid" and away from the world. love you guys from the bottom of my heart, proud of you both :3
"Grace, I'm thankful" I have tears in my eyes
Ts killing me
this video is so intimate dont even get me started on watching martin and hamzah scrub themselves 😭
Actually insane
HELP LITERALLY MARTIN WASHING HIS BALLS
Did NOT need to see Martin washing his hoo-ha 🙄
LMFAOO
HE WAS GETTING ALL UP IN THERE
LMFAOOOO
43:20 when Martin says “me and my friend there is no end” and hamzahs smile seriously warms my heart, their friendship is just 🤞🏼💜
them not knowing how smores work and that marshmellows DO catch on fire like that is kinda killing me
maybe it caught on fire bc they put it directly in the flames🤷♀️
I was looking for this comment 😂😂
right like??? whole scene had me question everything. them not knowing how flammable they are, the other one not even knowing how to assemble the smoke, no chocolate…. like what lol. so funny, such dudes fr.
I cried at the end. Imagine having such a strong bond that you actually go camping together. I can only hope to experience the same.
same
literally thinking the same thing. wish i had this
You’re freaking SLUSHING me rn
What does this mean
@@5amherd absolutely nothing 😌
@@5amherdi think you know what it means 5amherd.
ayo???
What the hay
hamzah gagging so violently just bc hes in water is sending meee
martin is going to make an exceptional 70 year old man
freakzah diving into the water with no notice and immediately tweaking out is so real
💀
i genuinely havent laughed this hard in so long. im actually sobbing at them bathing in the water. thank you girls for your cervix
real i have cramps
the part where martin was like "what's coming out of you" like genuine tears
thank you girls for your cervix lmaooo
This is actually very mature i thought this was gonna be a "no homo" video but it was actually very mature and not childish and was also funny and managed to make me chuckle which never happens.
literally teared up at the length of this. I LOVE LONG CONTENT 🫶🏻
ME TOO IM SO EXCITED
ayo
@@starjam8192 ts sounds crazy😭
That’s what she said 😉
THEY DID NOTTTTTTT HAVE TO THROW AWAY THE STEAKS IM FCUKIGN DEADDD😭😭😭😭😭
they did tho wdym
@@nora-fadepending on how long they had been walking they could have stored them in the plastic submerged in the water and kept it under a rock due to low temp
NAH CAUSE I WAS SO CONFUSED WHY THEY DID THAT😭😭🥩🥩
i need some of what they were shmoking 😭
ITS KILLING ME
as someone who goes camping every now and then... this is actually terrifying. every moment my jaw is on the floor
which parts were terrifying
@@Flameysaurbruh
why did they do something wrong or dangerous?
@@julianaypll just curious lol. seemed normal to me but i'm also usually pretty reckless
@julianaportillo3495 What did they do wrong? I'm only 37 minutes into the video and have 0 experience camping, but aside from the steaks, they did fine did they not?
i have a very short attention span but time flew on by with this video. i sat and watched half way thru before thinking “i should comment how much i like this”
33:37 THATS INSANE THERES NO WAY HE JUST DID THAT IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA
THATS THE NOOK SENT ME
What the freak
LMFDAOOOAOAOAO OML
no why did they leave that in there i was so caught offguard im crying
LITERALLY DIED LIKE BOY WTF
When I’m like 40 and taking a hike in the woods with my kids I’m gonna remember this video and reminisce…
this video will be engraved in so many minds
over a quarter of a million people will remember this video whenever they go camping...
The “there’s the cranny” nearly made me cry with laughter
13:51 Martin making ambulance noises as he brought over the first aid kit is so cute
Wearing button up shirts in the middle of the woods is crazy, their choice of outfits never fail to amaze me
They’re field shirts lol
They are not dress shirts, those buttons up are meant for the outdoors.
why was Hamzah tweaking so hard when he first got in the lake 😭 32:56
I'M SCRWAMING sometimes i think hes kinda a coke addict
He was experiencing hypothermia because of how cold it was 🤣🤣🤣
it was probably a mix of the coldness/how the floor(moss) feels because i live in the country and ive been in random lakes/ponds and the texture of the ground always freaks me out😭
@@haleykiddo3875 ohhh so that explains why hamzah was gagging 😂😂
the brain eating amoeba started taking over 😔
What did we do to deserve such a slushtastic video… I’m feeling like the luckiest gal in the world… an hour and a half? Right as I’m eating dinner? Right after I woke up from a nap? Oh my gosh. What a day to be alive. This is amazing. I feel like I’m on top of the world…
i just woke up from a nap too!! i hope yours was divine and you are now well rested
this is like my third time watching this vid and i can’t stop laughing at hamzah gagging in the water… WHY WAS HE DOING THAT IM CRYING 😭😭😭
WHÆ
An hour and 38 minutes is diabolical and I’m here for it
not putting the timestamp is crazy work
@@lacy01they’re talking about the length of the video not a certain part of the video lmaoooo
And 45 seconds exactly!🤓
@@lacy01ur rlly dum
Hamzah fishing alone at 5 in the morning brought me a peace I've never felt before
2:24 THAT FUCKING FAN HARMONIZING GETS ME EVERY. TIME. 😭😭
When they started screaming passionately but it just ear rapes us 😭
i thought i hallucinated that theyre so funny.
what is that from???
@@tima7814TikTok
@@tima7814its from a tiktok of a girl harmonizing with a mircrowave 🔥
hamzah saying how he runs from his problems then martin saying he’s all about that bass
the heavy breathing with the low quality video looks like a found footage movie
“peters been dead for a while now” so good at comforting ❤
“one of my alters is in love with chocolate mudslides” there’s tears in my eyes
I thought i was the only one that clocked tht😭
they play off of each other so well, they're like an unintentional comedic duo. This rocks!
martin saying “what just floated out of you?” when hamzah gagged im cryingggg
Martin's waist is SINCHED for the gawds and Hamzah is double cheeked up on a Tuesday. Body is T, body is legendary😗👏🏽✨
theirs is coffee
Maybe the Teapot.
I've been having a rough week but getting out of school and seeing a slushy camping vlog just changed that :) Thank you Hamzah and Martin for always brightening up my day this is what true content making is about!!
take care lovely I hope next week will be better ♡
@@nalunae aw thank you
this video brings me so much comfort. I watch it weekly.
the editor hit every fkcing mark so good everytime thank u
do they edit their own videos or does someone else do it?
@@sia.sia7I think someone else does
@@sia.sia7i think they have an editor for some videos but hamzah did this one he’s been talking about it for a while
@@SaraSaraSara169i thought it was Chase. they said Chase helped with this
This has the same energy as the episode of the office where Michael Scott tries to survive in a forest 😭😭
I thought the same exact thing 😭
OMGG YESS I GOT THAT VIBE
Yesssss
They both looked so good in this??? just goes to show what touching grass does for malnourished and sun deprived gamers! ❤
in the end, it all comes back to them being deathly afraid of the hypothetical bear
40:40 hamzahs skin is glowing. see what a little grass touching can do guys
1:36:38
1:28:40 ya here too
i love when yall do vlogs and the length of this is very considerate
hamzah describing the meat vs. lake situation as him 'sundowning' has me in tears
binge watching your guys videos while I'm sick and I love it sm lmao
I love them cause any normal person would have made this vlog so aesthetic and cute but it's just king deranged
"a certain community would consider him both" is crazy 😭😭🙏
Brokeback MOUNTAIN 💜
I didnt get it💔
@@hanaqqqq in the lgbt community there's a certain phenotype of gay man called a bear, they're big and hairy
@@hanaqqqqthe gay community calls beefier guys bears LOL
Hearing Hamzah gag and retch in the lake was the funniest part, I love seeing men suffer 😂
is this mandys second acc
Unresolved mental trauma
@@lvuixLOL
hahahaha I cried laughing why was he being so dramatic bro took a dip for 1 minute
you're funny i like you
15:00 bro what????😭😭😭😭 sounds like more of a fantasy than a hypothetical
LMAO RIGHT
LMFAOOOO SEE WHAT
the whole bathing section was so funny but 'ANUS AMEBA! ANUS AMEBA' broke me. They did NOT have to include all that
martins posture while they were fishing made me sit up straight
reading YOUR comment made me sit up straight
kinda weird ! but you’re beauty
@ thank you 🫶
@@okayshay9892 ofc ! 🫰
i love the way they respected the nature, the chipmunks, and the fish (not catching a single one out of respect for the environment). very demure, very mindful.
So so cutesy, so demure, very very mindful 💆♀️
@@Ban._.annahh demuretsy 😻
It genuinely makes me so happy when I see their videos getting a bunch of views.
9:22 "steak in a lake?" This moment, the building music, the flashlight on hamzah .. its so surreal and insane down to the plop of the steak in da lake
THE CAMPING VLOG IS FINALLY HERE AND IT’S A WHOLE FEATURE FILM LENGTH MASHALLAH 😭😭🙏🏽
The slushy vids just keep getting better. “Say grace and be thankful” “grace im thankful🙏🏽”
THIS HAD ME DYINGGGG
😭 9:48 dude the steaks are covered in plastic the bear won’t smell nothing
The camping video does exist!!!🙀🙀
The editing the scenery the comedy the tragedy this is a perfect film
Rated 5 stars on Letterboxd
Also kudos to their editor for going through all the footage and audio recorded of these men who have lots to say and do
need someone to put this on letterboxd
seriously. I've about finished this cinematic specialty and the versatility in this vlog is insane. Who else is recording their face while wiping their rump? Who dares to combine random rapping and story reading into a video about hiking? Marvelous Martin and Hamzah the Fantastic don't care about the trends. They're shifting the paradigms. They're pioneers in this industry.
@@AsharporBflattook the words right out my mouth
im pretty sure hamzah edited this all he talked a lot about editing this on the pateron
@soupquake2407 even more impressive🙌
33:58 if this is what sirens look like, i see why the pirates drowned themselves
Hamzah looks and sounds like a toddler swimming for the first time at 32:52 😭
LOLLLL😭😭😭😭
i love the part where martin sparkles in the sun and piggybacks hamzah all over the algonquin national park and surrounding areas using his super speed and strength
THAT WAS MY FAVE PART
spider monkey moment i loved it 😊
An instant slushing classic. Genuinely really impressed with this one, the moments of quiet and sweetness made it damn cinematic.
12:01 using FIRST AID the next day is so slushynoobz.