SO MANY CUBES AHHHHHHHHHH *looks at recommended and sees ice cream in cubes* AHHHHHHHHHHHH *looks down and sees a dog in ice cubes* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *sees pineapple toilet paper* What the f***
Rinat Bektursynov so, what is the comment section for? Seriously, if you are going to give tips, do it right or don't do it at all. It was some interesting methods for cutting, but your basic skills with sharp objects is really bad.
Just because they're are cubes doesn't mean it's Minecraft. A ton of people think they are SO clever because they made a stupid pun/joke about it. It's just plain annoying.
I appreciate most of your demos, but this one (where "safety is my #1 priority") has too many examples of cutting toward your other hand. Even if you are good with the knife, someone can come behind you, "Hey, Crazy Russian Hacker, what are you doing?", hit you on the shoulder, and your next hack is how to get service in the emergency room.
Aside from your comment and the point it made, I'm happy I read it because I've always wondered what he says when he puts his "safety glasses" on. Haha. As hard as I tried, and as many times as I listened to it over again, I just couldn't figure what he said after "where safety is my number one".... so thanks for the unintentionally informative comment ;)
Why the fuck would you want to cut all your fruit into little bullshit squares that have no other value than appearance. Just eat the fruit normally without wasting 20 minutes of your life cutting the shit into squares.
It's a bit... less messy in most cases. The mango sometimes makes my hands really sticky which I absolutely hate, and with the watermelon one it doesn't drip everywhere when you bite into it. You can just pop it in your mouth and be done.
I really enjoy the information you give out. Seems always to be good 'down to earth ' and practical information that a regular person can actually use.
Smack the pomegranate into a bowl of water. The water will stop them from bouncing and they sink. And the husk floats so it helps separate... But I don't mean separatist.. I mean separate.
I LOVE mangos! I always make a mess and never seem to cut them properly. This helped so much, it worked for me and much less waste! Thank you! Love your channel.
more like fruit hack
А ты точно русский?
Thanks to you I'm starting to like geometry and fruits
Cool
The pomagranate depends how ripe it is
remember folks, take the peel off your kiwi and you've got yourself a perfect avacodo
😂😂😂😂😂
FRESHAVAKADO I EAT IT FOE BAKFAST
THANK YOU! i thought i was the only one!
A better tasting avacodo
Shut he made a Mistake
perfect avocado
vyron tromp 5:04
vyron tromp LOL That was my favorite part.
vyron tromp Don't you just love yourself some perfect avocado kiwis?
😂😂
vyron tromp how not!
In Soviet Russia, Priority Is Number One Safety
Lol
+Parkour Pigeons yggg
+Parkour Pigeons that make sense because is sage not on all "Zones"
+S Kron *safe
Russianhacker aka Professional idea stealer...everything i see in his videos are not original.
Lol he said
"Look now we got a perfect avocado " I'm sorry but I'm dying. 😂😂😂😂😂
Omg YASS
SAAAMMMeEEE OMFGGG
lmao i died too
I know right 😂😂
Kevin M and you woke up again from the dead
5:01 "look you got a perfect avocado", made me smile man, hard to remember stuff while on camera especially in another language, respect.
perfect avocado lol
perfect kivi
Lol
lol
lol
Lol true but everybody makes mustaches😂
I approve of this man's choice in fruit.
hehe thank you!!!!
***** yu are awesome keep up the good work:)
Al Capwn Watermelon and mango best fruists ever
el wey loco
Francisco Fia po98kifas
5:01 but look you have a perfect avocado 😂😂
Ikr😂
Meh😂
LOL that was so funny
lol I wanted to quote that as well XD
Shutup. He is russian not english don't make fun of his mistakes. Hahaha look at you all looking like douche bags so funny yeah hahaha yeah
"So juicy oh my god this is so much better!" I was dying😂😂😛😹
Why? He's just trying to show that his hacks work and tell viewers it is good.
you dont get it
I get it..
Not cool dude!
I get it. And that's what she said
AhmedPlays XD
Mango has a SMALL seed yeah SMAALL
Lmao
It has a big seed 😱
IKR!! 😂😂
+Nagesh l Nagu it's called a pit
+GROENEPANT3R u never ate a mango
I'm so happy watching this cuz he eats the food
hahah
hahah
+TheFancygirls hiii
+satish kumar please can you subscribe 2 me
+poopninja poop i agree
''I do porn movie deals with my brother be there most a big slow motion comma anyway...''' LMFAO those were the subtitles of 9:05
Lolololol it actually does
omg I started laughing as soon as I read that!!!
At 8:35 is this to all over your mom 😹😹😹I'm dead laughing
+BtcPanther lol
+Staci Anne C. Lmao
Stop hating jeez these are good ideas calm yourselves. If you don't like it, don't keep watching it and don't comment!
I agree too
thank you i hate it when a person just wants to be rude just to prove something
Correct
Well, the comment section isn't only to tell how good people are in making video's... I like him btw #nohomo
agreed
we got a avocado i mean.. look at it
😂😂
LOL! Yeah that was funny and cute. Love the information and he is also So funny So very entertaining also.
😂😂😂
he corrected him self after that
Perfect avocado
Turn on the captions and go to 9:09 :-P
PAUSE AT 4:51 THE JUICE OF THE KIWI MADE A SMILY FACE
Omg! I never noticed that before!
Thats Great accept no one cares.
Except* you care to replied to the comment he/she posted.
DaGentlemen. if you do not care why the hell did you reply
Darkplaysminecraft yaa im a he thanks lol
thx for making my childhood:)
Ur still a child stfu
I'm not trying to hate or anything, but these really aren't food life hacks, he is just showing you how to cut fruit .-.
The way you talk is obviously hating so don't tell us you aren't hating ! -,-
-gabb- H.
There is a difference between criticism and hating
+Brinleyannotti my pic of cute marshmallows :(
Listen, all I was trying to say was that the title was a little misleading...
My marshmallows
for kiwis, i just cut it in half and then scoop out the kiwi with a spoon lol
lol that what i do too
Same lol
you can do the same thing with watermelons. no cubes needed.
yup
Yep
Skip to 5:42 and put on subtitles 😂
+seymour butz 4:13 as well
+Eric Brannon skip to 9:11
+seymour butz i won a condom great
OMG LOL DYIN LAUGHING BY 9:11 AND 4:13 ALSO 5:42 AHHAHA!
+seymour butz nice call
"Sayfty is noumber une pruority"
Lmao
In mother russia, eggs scramble you
Mr_tristin8 Lol bro, its not possible
That’s a little offensive just saying
Stfu
I can't stand his accent but I love his vids. I don't know what to do!
"and look you have a perfect avocado" i died. reminds me of the sort of mistake my mum would make
Heehee, my Mom called an avocado a kiwi once...
Omg, I just love this guy! I love his accent, I love his calm nature, I even love the sound of his chewing :D That dude's perfect!
Nobodies perfect
He's nobody.
no i mean no one is perfect
I know :P
I agree with you..
5:30 "got it in hot, then we won a condom" subtitles lmao😂
Lol
So no one cares
+Delfoza Rapkat I care.
Savage
Tumblr-ish75 e
HAHAHAHA he called the kiwi an avocado!!!lol
Whats the difference?
Haha, atleast he noticed his mistake and corrected it... Avocado....
***** yeah he got it right the second time but it was funny
lol
Let me bow down to your perfectness. You have obviously never made a mistake or misspoke.
Great tips. Who else is craving mango after this?
Hello Alltime!
Camorune Gaming
Hi there!
Alltime Numbers R u Alltime from Alltime Ten n stuff
KILLERPANDA10100
Indeed we are!
@@AlltimeNumbers hi
The amounts of thats what she said...
***** AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY JUST SAW WHAT IT SAID OMG
***** and also 5:42 oh god... WHY CAPTIONS WHY
9:12 woth captions lol (;
Snipestrike123 8:38 freaking captions
"All over your mouth... Mmm" xDD
The guy is destroying spongebob's home.
😂
Ikr
😂 lol
lmao
😭😭😭
You're just doing the same thing for different fruits xD
That's so true XD
Catmando Here is a banana, and this is how you cut it into cubes.
I bet if you didn't see this video you wouldn't have known how to do these things.
Hater
Madeline Chase Could you rephrase that? I don't understand watermelon.
Madeline Chase I use the power of geometry to turn a big fruit into small cubes, and exactly, what was I hating on? Ever heard of a joke?
Watching this makes me hungry
Warning: don't watch this before dinner!
I'm eating dinner while watching...lol
leo liu yes i was thinking the same thing
+Laura Mondello me too
Got it -watches before dinner- your right xD
+Roblox Crafter Nice. I was going to say: What? Ok that's a good idea **stops going over what to have for dinner after the video** XD!!
ok that seriously is the best way to cut a kiwi - tried it and it works great, very fast and nothing lost
Yep
Nile Bishop CAPTAIN PRICE!!!
didn't you seriosly know about that before this???!!??
yep that's how you cut a mango, onion.. ANYWAYS.. xD
you must mean the best way to cut an avocado...
I'mma quote him...
"Here's how ju cut a mongo"
"Joost, cut et like dis"
"Russian accent included!"
"Loots, uf deep sounding fon!"
"Warranty void if exposed to improper pronunciation."
Stfu
it's cute how he calls the kiwi avocado :)
safety is number one priority, doesnt use gloves
***** xD
***** Who said anything about rubber gloves?
do you see people using gloves for protection while cooking?
Oridecon Bling-Bling
Ummm, yes?
He also didn't wear goggles, shame on him!
When he was doing the kiwi I was laughing so hard
Quintavious Johnson when he said 'perfect avocado' though XD
He called it a avocado lol
Quintavious Johnson SAME OMG
Quintavious Johnson Ayee the Dude From AGT :D
Why
"Look you got perfect avocado. Uh, I mean, kivi."
this guy is gunna make my life sooo much easier
XD
*****
I wish you wouldn't talk with your mouth full, other than that. Awesome video!
It's what life hacks are for
Dylan Childers
Eating with your mouth full? Is a life hack?
Wtf
Am I the only one that noticed the juice made a smiley face at 4:51
Yes.
I saw it too
More like a sad face.
DannyPlaysGames lol, I was just about to comment about that...
It does
i laughed so hard wen he said ovacado
Ahahaha me too!!
Me three!!!
Me five!!
Me seven
Me 9
Close your eyes and just listen... 7:55 - 8:15
Hahahahahaha
" This kiwi all over your mouth "
" If your watermelon is bigger you can go deeper "
There's something weird about those lines..
I lol'd so hard.
The mango one ive been doing it years before this video
Same
Yeah me too, I thought that's how w everyone did it lol
Me too
Me too I always
.
That's how everyone in Australia does it
i was scared the whole time that you would cutt yourself :(
He is a professional. Jeez, I bet it wouldn't even bother him.
How did he survive being cut his fingers!
Paul Crespin ya glue it down and tape it over lol
That would never happen. #1 'safety is #1 priority' 2# even if it did, he wouldn't have it on camera. So you can relax.
Your so weird get a life his ugly
This was prime TH-cam 😥
Real…
4:51 juice face on the table XD
Lol it is a face
Oh you see it too
I thought that's how everyone cut their mangoes...?
SO MANY CUBES AHHHHHHHHHH
*looks at recommended and sees ice cream in cubes*
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
*looks down and sees a dog in ice cubes*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*sees pineapple toilet paper*
What the f***
😂
XDDDD
just a sweet bald guy moaning happily
AND THEN ALMOST ALL THE WAY IS BUTTER IN ICE CUBES
Lol
One of the TH-camrs who helped raise me 🥲
Imagine his mom walks out to the back yard and sees him and his brother spanking fruit... I would die of laughter
what?
I've had enough Internet today
Hahahaha wtf
Hahahahahahahahaha I died of laughter reading that!
XD
I once ate 4 kiwis in a row and I still have a burnt tongue ..
"Safety is number one priority" yet he almost cut off his hand 7 times in this video.
we russians always cut like that. If you don't like seeing it, don't look at it
Jesus it was a joke, calm down :)
Rinat Bektursynov so, what is the comment section for? Seriously, if you are going to give tips, do it right or don't do it at all. It was some interesting methods for cutting, but your basic skills with sharp objects is really bad.
Haha exactly mate.
Pinkie S. "calm your attitude"
I think you SHOULD be speaking to yourself.
I have revisited this gem
same
he looks like the type of guy that would play counter strike 1.6
LOL
IqzcFX lololololololololololoolo
Your the type of guy who looks like loner
Salman Dini no...just no
Not sure if life hacks, or Minecraft.
Lol
Just because they're are cubes doesn't mean it's Minecraft. A ton of people think they are SO clever because they made a stupid pun/joke about it. It's just plain annoying.
its 11:30 pm and im hungry.
Ikr im watching this at 11:57
LOL it's 11:30 too
TroyBoy4789 you're more likely tired than actually hungry. your body needs energy, and how do you get energy? food. go to bed (meanwhile it's 2:00 am)
12:32 pm
1:11 am for me
lol when he ate the avacado 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 soo juicy
*kiwi
Virgo Precise no need to be hostile
it is a kiwi fruit not avacado
There was no avavado. Are you talking about the mango or the kiwi? Or the other ones?
Jinhao Tong Omg can you not tell that he's joking?!?! jesus Christ you guys are restarted
4:14 turn on subtitles
The Lonely Gamer same with 5:40
The Lonely Gamer 8:36
The Lonely Gamer 9:10
Omg 9:10 "I do porn" 😂😂
ikr Kat333
No fruit was harmed in the making of this video
He was doing fruit abuse X)
I choked when I read your name.
This guy is a joke lel his profile
mango and watermelon cubes=Minecraft:Fruit Edition
Fan boy
Van Fisher im not a fan boy i just wanted to get those thumbs that go up
anyone still here? last comment 5 months ago
Are you still here?
@@srtoscar6961 yes sir
2024
Yep
Yes
Lol i laughed so hard when he said avocado, thanks for making my day! :D
Knife handling skills over 9000!!!!!!
How are his fingers are still intact???
😂😂😂
he's russian
all Russians and greeks are good with knives. hm explains why I am.
I knew all of those hacks when I was 5 and now I'm 8.
I'm not trying to be a hater.
The only hack I don't know is the mango
8:40 "is this TV all over your mom" (subtitles)😂
+Andrew Truong what ?
hahaha
+leon swerve xpo
XD
Mine didnt say anything close to that
PERFECT AVOCADO!!!! HAHAHA
lmao that one made crack up too!
same here x'D
I was cracking up when he said that! Haha.
"You've got a perfect avocado, I mean, look you've got a perfect kiwi"
We do the mango hack here in the Philippines.
And you are a ignorant American.
Ben Hyde Everyone that was born in North, Central, or South America are American. Saying everyone in the America's are ignorant is ignorant.
Strahd Von Zarovich He never said everyone in America is ignorant. I think he was talking to the person who posted the comment.
I know right we also do it! P.S I live in cebu
Exactly.
Who came here because you clicked the video.
I thought I was the only one
nailed it
***** Double tap for lyfe
I bet you read this comment in English.
me
6:25 it sounded like he said "starte from the bottom now were here"
Lol
Please tell me how you hear "now" somewhere in there.
YipYapYoup you just complete it with your mind
Who else sees a smiley face at 4:51?
Me lol
me
Me too lol
????????????????
I thought i was the only one
i always cut the kiwi's in half then eat them out with a spoon :P
good job!
I eat the hole thing, skin too
***** lmaooooo!!
***** :D
Gamingproductions37 daaafuuuq?
8:31 That what she said
XD HAHAHHA
the captions too!!!
The diamond miner 500 i was looking for that comment
The diamond miner 500
The diamond miner 500 wow
not to be mean but why the fuck do u need safety glasses for cutting fruit
Anyone used subtitles? :D:DD:D:D:D:D I was dying. :D
+Art Hendrik Tiit LoL you are right, that was really funny
😂😂😂 5:42 then we won a condom LOL
At first I thought it's a good idea to read the subtitle when I was in Starbucks waiting for my client, then my head hurts... Lol.
"Im not a good coke at all" we know Taras.... You are not coca Cola
Told ya ;P
1:23 learned this from this video and I still do it 9 years later lol!!!!
I'm going to guess that Russians love cubed fruit?
I just watched an almost 10 minute video of a Russian dude cutting fruit..
how horrible
its so ... appealing somehow. i cant explain why but this video is just great
Boom lol. This guys accent lol. High 5 dude love your videos.
ءب
thats my favorite part of his videos!! BOOM
april lowe
lol yeah It's funny when he says it.
april lowe hahaha yeah! BOOM!
Mate you almost took your hand of cutting that watermelon haha
I appreciate most of your demos, but this one (where "safety is my #1 priority") has too many examples of cutting toward your other hand. Even if you are good with the knife, someone can come behind you, "Hey, Crazy Russian Hacker, what are you doing?", hit you on the shoulder, and your next hack is how to get service in the emergency room.
2:26
Yes it had me cringing so hard sometimes 😬
Aside from your comment and the point it made, I'm happy I read it because I've always wondered what he says when he puts his "safety glasses" on. Haha. As hard as I tried, and as many times as I listened to it over again, I just couldn't figure what he said after "where safety is my number one".... so thanks for the unintentionally informative comment ;)
You are right but he's russian
Ey O Well, he shouldn't be rushin'.
Why the fuck would you want to cut all your fruit into little bullshit squares that have no other value than appearance. Just eat the fruit normally without wasting 20 minutes of your life cutting the shit into squares.
Lol I agree
He just wants to share his skills with us! ;)
And it's fun to do too
It's a bit... less messy in most cases. The mango sometimes makes my hands really sticky which I absolutely hate, and with the watermelon one it doesn't drip everywhere when you bite into it. You can just pop it in your mouth and be done.
Your bullshit squares
Am I the only person that would listen to ten hours of CRH just eating fruit?
I will listen with you
Me three
I really enjoy the information you give out. Seems always to be good 'down to earth ' and practical information that a regular person can actually use.
Why the fuck would u ever need mango cubes ???
Darude-Sandstorm
So you can eat them and not starve
Bilal Abidi csg!!!
fruit salad or fruit cup duhhh
Because it's easier to eat
Kiwi skin contains many vitamins and minerals. If you aren't eating the skin, you are missing out on much of the Kiwi's nutrition.
Yeah but the skins gross.
cookiecreamicecream
I happen to like the kiwi skin. I also leave the skin on potatoes. To each their own, I suppose.
Marv Roberts im irish and i dont even leave the skin on potatoes!
The187Hitman What does being irish have to compare eating the potato with the skin?
wow, go back to sleep
5:05 Avocado!! haha sorry but that was hilarious! XD
Oh man, the nostalgia! This guy is great
I'm surprised that some people here ask what fruit taste like. Do you not eat fruit? That's weird.
Some fruits aren't available everywhere so maybe they live somewhere that you can't get that certain fruit
+TheLlamaMongle fruits are racist.
Some people may have an allergy to the fruits
+princeicio Some of us aren't even homosexual.
+Razzy1312 I'm weak stop 😂😂
Rename this video to: How to slice fruit
Rename his vid to:coming to cinema near u The Epic English Fail Fruit Ninja XD
This is so stupid. What now you gonna try and life hack me?
b-brother? is that really you?
Maaaaan so many potatoes
MultiPotato55 Run brother! PEOPLE IS HUNTING US! RUNNNNN!!!!!
OMG This Is the most intense story ever Lets Make a film :'l
this is so LOL
Watermelon hack: "...cut it from the husk". Lol!! I love this guy.
Say it with me pri-o-rity not prttty loool
Shut up loser
You are also wrong, it's "pri·or·i·ty". And i like the way he says it! :D
Well he is called crazyRUSSIANhacker for a reason! Lolololol!
***** Haha ^^ "the more you know"
*****
Joke
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Your head
Wouldn't it make sense to do a food show from, oh I dunno maybe a kitchen & not your coffee table?
I wanna be more experimental, so I might as well try it in the bedroom.
does it really matter? it's not like he is feeding it to you.
Smack the pomegranate into a bowl of water. The water will stop them from bouncing and they sink. And the husk floats so it helps separate... But I don't mean separatist.. I mean separate.
Good one..ha
I LOVE mangos! I always make a mess and never seem to cut them properly. This helped so much, it worked for me and much less waste! Thank you! Love your channel.
By far this is the best TH-cam channel I've come across
Please.. This isn't even the top 50 channels