Biden Crashes, Fat A$$es, and Airplane Ashes | Ep 26

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  • Joe Biden went to Maui, 'Fat-Bottomed Girls' is on the no-no list, and an airplane caught on fire.
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ความคิดเห็น • 298

  • @kvasir7537
    @kvasir7537 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Fun fact: In germany after WW2 some starving orphans were send to a city called Landau, where they were fed to fatten up a little. It became a saying " Die dicken Kinder von Landau." (The fat kids from Landau)

    • @Saltine_American
      @Saltine_American ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s not fun, that’s hilarious 😂

  • @KingJamesMi
    @KingJamesMi ปีที่แล้ว +66

    In the world of split custody, Dave spending time with his kid is more important than any episode. Good on you for prioritizing what matters 🫡

    • @timothystinson9292
      @timothystinson9292 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Seems Dave's taking care of himself in an attempt to extend his life to make more memories with his boy like a good father or some other sell out bs. *womp womp womp*

    • @timothystinson9292
      @timothystinson9292 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's sarcasm & I just liked my own comment cause you know you're funny when you have to explain your own brilliant humor.

    • @zr3755
      @zr3755 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is he divorced? Since when?

    • @The_Punisher
      @The_Punisher ปีที่แล้ว

      He's married isn't he?

  • @78kahlil
    @78kahlil ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I can't make a phone call in a tunnel but they can make a phone call from the moon 😂😂😂😂

  • @chrisg.davenportjr.8152
    @chrisg.davenportjr.8152 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Almost lost the documents that were stored next to his corvette too.

  • @mitchcumstein0613
    @mitchcumstein0613 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    If the Earth was flat cats would push everything off

    • @alitiakerr2364
      @alitiakerr2364 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope. Cats are on the edge, knocking things in. That's why the ocean's are rising....

  • @ilovebabylotus
    @ilovebabylotus ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm a lady and here for all three of your lovely faces. You have the best chemistry and one of my favorite shows!

  • @Boats_N_Hoez
    @Boats_N_Hoez ปีที่แล้ว

    ANGELA, I totally agree. Men saying “you should smile” or “smile!”
    NO🥴

  • @Cruel-Spark
    @Cruel-Spark ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dave should give the pep talks before each flight. Dave’s the inspirational plane guru.

    • @TheLazarusSinChannel
      @TheLazarusSinChannel ปีที่แล้ว

      'Plane Guru' was my favorite Michael Myers post Austin Powers film.

  • @Hazmatguy117
    @Hazmatguy117 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Dave and QB may be the hosts, but Angela really steals the show. She’s always keeping those guys on their toes lol.

    • @SleepyDroid
      @SleepyDroid ปีที่แล้ว +4

      stop simping man.

    • @ttprophet
      @ttprophet ปีที่แล้ว

      true true. I appreciate the lack of formula/decorum, laid back approach, but formula works for a reason. happy medium, guys. I'm sure you have crowder show PTSD, but damn... at least get a working intro down. lol. they always sound depressed. depression is the audience's job! Even Fallon can fake it. lol.

    • @rogerborg
      @rogerborg ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She's not going to date you.

    • @pretorious700
      @pretorious700 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You got no shot, Sparky.

  • @TJ-dn4zc
    @TJ-dn4zc ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've had to fly monthly for work the past year. Dave's right, the air travel experience is miserable. I think they run such tight margins with the least overhead and backups staff that one little issue cascades. It's miserable traveling.

  • @adamantiumknot
    @adamantiumknot ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Globe cucks" made me laugh out loud. I love this show!

  • @adamsmith-wi3qg
    @adamsmith-wi3qg ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "You let him live and that's gonna hurt more" is possibly the most savage thing I've ever heard 💀

  • @Drunkjed1
    @Drunkjed1 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This show genuinely feels like it has a heart and soul, you guys are awesome!!

  • @mikewalsh5872
    @mikewalsh5872 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Nicole Brown Simpson comment almost killed me….dead. I almost died….

  • @DanielBrown-nb9zz
    @DanielBrown-nb9zz ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I always feel like I should win a free taco or something when I do this lol

  • @PrescottCaliberClub
    @PrescottCaliberClub ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Almost woke my wife up laughing, watching this in bed. Great show! QB looking ripped.

  • @LisaSpirito87
    @LisaSpirito87 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dave is the only person to make the news funny and entertaining

  •  2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    After the station wagons, the El Caminos were by far the best iterations of the Chevelle Malibus.

  • @jeremyward493
    @jeremyward493 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL! Magoo played by the roach himself! It's even funnier that he's actually blind as a bat LOL! Funny stuff.

  • @shelaughs185
    @shelaughs185 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fat Bottom Girl is my theme song. I used to tell my young 5-year-old son that. Then one day we had friends in the car and the song came on. My son pipes up: " Hey, mom! It's your theme song!" All I could say was "yup!" And sing along.😂 Honestly, it is anyway...

  • @krystalgrant9877
    @krystalgrant9877 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One of your ladies over hurrrr 😂 Of course I only watch the show when Dave is there ❤

  • @daninthedirt9449
    @daninthedirt9449 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Crush the like folks show these 2 great guys some love ❤️

    • @daninthedirt9449
      @daninthedirt9449 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @StalinLovsMsmZioglowfagz Crap sorry Angela I'll remember from now on that's my wife's name & big shout out their guest damn stroked brain 🧠 🤣🤣

    • @daninthedirt9449
      @daninthedirt9449 ปีที่แล้ว

      @StalinLovsMsmZioglowfagz It all good my friend ☺️

  • @theterbear9915
    @theterbear9915 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I would love to see Dave roast people as a homeless person

  • @LunarLocust
    @LunarLocust ปีที่แล้ว

    So when I was living in Chicago, I woke up for work one morning at 4am and as I took my morning shit, I started browsing 4chan. I scrolled past a thread posted by a furry, they said their fur suit was dirty after partying all night at the furry convention and they had to clean it fast. Someone suggested a mixture of bleach and ammonia. I went to work and toward the end of the day, the radio station aired an emergency news bulletin. Apparently, there had been a mustard gas attack at the fur con, and a stampede.

  • @zombiebassman
    @zombiebassman ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am 100% wanting to see the dressing as a homeless person and roasting people idea! Its too funny not to do! Hell, Id volunteer to do it for you so you don't run the risk of getting a stabbin'!

  • @understandingoptional
    @understandingoptional ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Still the best intro on the Tube.

  • @Downymegaman
    @Downymegaman ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This show really seems like it would be a blast to be on. Just shooting the shit with some of the funniest idiots on this side of the internet. Keep it up, loving it

  • @joemuscarella2986
    @joemuscarella2986 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Any good articles about how and why these guys left crowder??

  • @saraher294
    @saraher294 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I watch for Dave and Garrett

  • @jessicacarroll6081
    @jessicacarroll6081 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    YAAAS!! Movie chit chat with Deace 👍👍👍

  • @Boats_N_Hoez
    @Boats_N_Hoez ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys are funny af sitting like that 😂 most men think they’re too “manly” to do certain things but y’all don’t give a damn. Love this show

  • @sec808
    @sec808 ปีที่แล้ว

    El Camino, the front is like a car, the back is like a truck. The front is where you drive the back is where you...El Camino...

  • @stevenburnett9101
    @stevenburnett9101 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dave's so damn funny he keeps me coming back 😂

  • @ttprophet
    @ttprophet ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Heard a story about a guy who saw drew berrymore at a bar in California, circa early 10's. he was drunk and insisted on wanting to talk to her. at first she was cordial but after he didn't read the room, her entourage kicked him out of the bar. he was pissed but sobered up and realized he should've said hi and left her alone. mostly a boring story, but apparently she has a threshold for approachability. I get the impression she is very naive and privleaged via a life of nobility, but also generally extroverted and well guarded.

  • @Puttagirlon
    @Puttagirlon ปีที่แล้ว +2

    27:53
    Don't give Angela the wrong idea. QB was CLEARLY speaking to Dave. We ALL want Dave to wear a dress and smile more...for the 👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏼

  • @timothystinson9292
    @timothystinson9292 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wonderfully fantastic episode

  • @LeoNinja1
    @LeoNinja1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Why are bank pens chained to the desk?" Cuz we gotta get em out of Dave. 😂😂😂😂

  • @JoJuana
    @JoJuana ปีที่แล้ว +17

    🎉❤ enjoying this episode. Angela being fully engaged. Not just random ❤🎉

    • @gammasmash1924
      @gammasmash1924 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Misread that at first. I thought you wrote that Angela was fully engorged.
      😂🤣😂

  • @kalasmournrex1470
    @kalasmournrex1470 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The weirdest thing about the Angela smile comment is she’s smiling basically every time she’s on camera.

  • @theschwag
    @theschwag ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That opening bit was fantastic! Great skits, fellas!

  • @ryumple
    @ryumple ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I get why this show is on 3 days a week but I always want more. Wonder who will cover for QB when he's in the UK.

    • @joeylummox7330
      @joeylummox7330 ปีที่แล้ว

      Great show when they actually show up...

  • @dakkadakka7888
    @dakkadakka7888 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know Mister Magoo, the show that was old when i was a kid 40 years ago., Super relevant to the kids.

  • @nuketheicecaps238
    @nuketheicecaps238 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    England; conquers the world for spices, uses none of them.

    • @She-RaPrincessofPower
      @She-RaPrincessofPower ปีที่แล้ว

      Just to sell not to eat. Like all the other cultures the vacuumed up and tried to breed out

  • @BootsMcGee3
    @BootsMcGee3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dave. You couldn’t take film thru the X-ray machine. Remember? Yet they were able to fly film thru the van Allen radiation belt and broadcast live the undeveloped film recording of the moon. 239,000 miles less than a decade after tv was invented and before they figured out color. No, I get it, totally plausible. The glass lens was clean and didn’t have to be focused. No vibrations from take off or landing did anything to the camera lens, the delicate lens you use a feather and air to clean. Totally. Plausible.

  • @WeepingValkyrie
    @WeepingValkyrie ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love you guys!!! ❤❤❤

  • @brettonmaybee
    @brettonmaybee ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is my favorite show on TH-cam...still can't believe it's Blaze media. Dave Landau is the only reason I used to watch Crowder.

  • @ZRG22
    @ZRG22 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You guys should try do a weekly thing with Cumia. Dave and Anthony are absolute gold together. I rewatch their shows constantly. 2 of the funniest men alive.

    • @LokiTricksterG
      @LokiTricksterG ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That would be incredible. I like Compound Media, but I've always felt like Ant should branch out more. It seems like the majority of the Compound subscribers are fans from the old O&A days, but I definitely think he could pick up a lot more subscribers if he did more stuff on TH-cam.

  • @chrisbarrett8377
    @chrisbarrett8377 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love ya Sweet Baby Davey Boy!! Fat Camp could never break your spirit!!! I like how its nice and easy flowing, also goes to show you that you really don't need a guest when you have your core 3 people exhibit such easy rapport. ANDTHATS WHY LOVE REGULAR EARTH!!!!! EVERY EPISODE, EVEN THE ONE WITH JAMIE KILSTEIN!!!!!

  • @saraher294
    @saraher294 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great show!

  • @murtaugh1761
    @murtaugh1761 ปีที่แล้ว

    I literally cannot get enough Angela, freakin love her

  • @brandoncooper2421
    @brandoncooper2421 ปีที่แล้ว

    During the clip where Biden spoke about almost losing his kitchen/cat/car I am surprised none of the musicians behind him didn't smash his instrument right over Biden's head. That's some hardcore self control.

  • @toxicmail1482
    @toxicmail1482 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ahhhhhhh! Dave!

  • @groovercrusader6651
    @groovercrusader6651 ปีที่แล้ว

    ***SCOTT STEINER VOICE***
    "Fat Asses!"

  • @sadomars2446
    @sadomars2446 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am new and have been trying to catch up. Love the pod, but this episode made me love Angela! Her best ep so far, unless you OGs have fav moments I need to see! ✌🏻

  • @mistymaxon4430
    @mistymaxon4430 ปีที่แล้ว

    QB, represent the Chickasaw nation!

  • @fenner1122
    @fenner1122 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great intro sketch with potter! More of this

  • @joshguthriemusic8090
    @joshguthriemusic8090 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    El Camino is the mullet of vehicles

  • @Mermaidmilkshake
    @Mermaidmilkshake หลายเดือนก่อน

    Listening with headphones and i randomly bust out laughing and scare everyone around me…y’all kill me!

  • @TheLazarusSinChannel
    @TheLazarusSinChannel ปีที่แล้ว

    Secrets of the El Camino Bed was my favorite Cinemax After Dark programming of '03.

  • @coto_noto
    @coto_noto ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Real talk I want a "I heart drugs and drew" shirt

  • @genxkay358
    @genxkay358 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m here for Normal Court!❤😊

  • @mattgrundy27
    @mattgrundy27 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    More Angela! Doing great fellas!

  • @BrianRummel
    @BrianRummel ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You guys are killing it! Keep up the great work!

  • @thepewbroswreeo5126
    @thepewbroswreeo5126 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Always stoked to see a show.

  • @jillie1625
    @jillie1625 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I’ll have to say I do love Dave but I love quarter black just as much too! Been watching since the last show y’all were on! This show is fuckin awesome! Keep it up guys!! 🩶🩶🩶

  • @joshuaparr6810
    @joshuaparr6810 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Queen song was dropped from a toddler's music/ebook platform. So the song wasn't cancelled, and honestly it shouldn't be available for kids anyway. The whole uproar is really just a misdirect by controlled oppo FoxNews for inappropriate material to be available for kids.

  • @garyhead1561
    @garyhead1561 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Does she not know Walk This Way is from Aerosmith? Sure Run DMV did it but it sounds like she doesn't know it's not their song

  • @DeadWisteria
    @DeadWisteria ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It is all for Dave 😆 I mean I follow 1/4 Black like a Drew Barrymore stalker as well but Dave is the babe magnet let’s be honest. Every woman loves a funny guy.

  • @nathanpopp2721
    @nathanpopp2721 ปีที่แล้ว

    Normal Court? You guys should just feature on Chris Gore's Critics' Court. That would really take that show to the next level.

  • @slayermill8621
    @slayermill8621 ปีที่แล้ว

    To add on to the conversation here about songs with meanings people may not know, I would add the song Every Breath You Take by The Police. I feel like most people I've talked about this song with had no idea it's actually about a stalker. On another note a song that people commonly mistake the meaning of is, In The Air Tonight by Phil Collins. There's tons of theories out there, but the truth is that the song is about... absolutely nothing. Phil Collins in an interview said he was going through a tough divorce and just started saying things he felt in the moment when recording. 95% of the song was recorded in the first take and Phil Collins has stated the song isn't about anything in particular.

  • @troysorensen1089
    @troysorensen1089 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was in the middle of chain smoking watching this episode. And now you guys are with fum... guess i goes try it now

  • @j2thek903
    @j2thek903 ปีที่แล้ว

    Proud to be part of the 8%.

  • @Zachfarmer-ge4fx
    @Zachfarmer-ge4fx ปีที่แล้ว +1

    El Camino the mullet of automobiles

  • @jeremiahbray2470
    @jeremiahbray2470 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Shaloha y'all!

  • @joegietler8716
    @joegietler8716 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is that Josh Potter?!? I grew up in Buffalo listening to him on the radio.

  • @troysorensen1089
    @troysorensen1089 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I really liked this episode. Don't even need a guest, looks like you guys are really settling in and i hope this show blows up!

  • @grimmben4898
    @grimmben4898 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's the first time ive seen a strange fruit adorned with an exotic fruit. Have a nice day 🙂

  • @Puttagirlon
    @Puttagirlon ปีที่แล้ว

    12:51
    As a fellow "Drew," this is my new profile picture fuckin EVERYWHERE 🤣😂

  • @K1NGK0NG404
    @K1NGK0NG404 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great show

  • @1strangealaskanaloha417
    @1strangealaskanaloha417 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Great show😎🤙

  • @jonm7361
    @jonm7361 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Josh Potter jump scare in the beginning lol

  • @arnor254
    @arnor254 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    damn you guys for making me watch biden trying to speak

  • @jameshalloran9840
    @jameshalloran9840 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fat Bottom Girls...is the greatest rock anthem of all time! It's the GOAT.

  • @joshphillips3738
    @joshphillips3738 ปีที่แล้ว

    I fell asleep last night so i have to rewatch today. Id judge me if i wasnt me.

  • @journeymanturdpolisher1692
    @journeymanturdpolisher1692 ปีที่แล้ว

    FUM might work for smokers. I've been addicted to vaping for the last 10 years. I tried FUM a few months back and threw away every vape in my possession. I made it about 3 hours. Shit is worse than kicking heroin and cocaine at the same time. And I speak from experience.

  • @Thatninetykid
    @Thatninetykid ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No lie I had lightning strike 2 of my old tv’s in the 90’s and one hit my truck and had to get a new wire harness lmao so the get away from the tv with old TV’s might be true. But I live at the top of a hill

  • @christopherbrown9529
    @christopherbrown9529 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's called an air-PLANE not an air-SPHERE! :)

  • @DavidMoore-bl7gb
    @DavidMoore-bl7gb ปีที่แล้ว +3

    lol love this

  • @lordryan-o8932
    @lordryan-o8932 ปีที่แล้ว

    Christy Canyon must knew a lot about canyons also!

  • @UncleStepon
    @UncleStepon ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dave is the chieftain

  • @nateworthy530
    @nateworthy530 ปีที่แล้ว

    Little known fact the title of the song was pocket rocket man. However after a lot of back and forth Sir EJ went with the labels title.

  • @ryansamuel8835
    @ryansamuel8835 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Two chubby guys showing off to each other their ability to sit Indian style

  • @marcreno893
    @marcreno893 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Walk this way by Run dmc 😕 I expect better from you Angela, and everyone else too for not correcting her

  • @janinemills6732
    @janinemills6732 ปีที่แล้ว

    1/4 black - you made the crumpets wrong! They shouldn't be salty! Unless they are full of liberal tears! Greetings from Shropshire, UK

  • @johnjames5842
    @johnjames5842 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the show fellas , funny af , genuine, its awesome, but that magoo skit .... No, just hell no, did magoo write it? now the splurge was 10/10, top-notch

  •  2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Quarter Black needs to, as with most words he uses, look up the meaning of the word, "awesome". Also, crumpets and cucumber sandwiches are excellent.

  • @akamadmaxx8432
    @akamadmaxx8432 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s not just air if there are flavors to it

  • @BootsMcGee3
    @BootsMcGee3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    23:02 I thought it was cancelled because
    I was just a skinny lad
    Never knew no good from bad
    But I knew life before I left my nursery
    Left alone with big fat Fanny
    She was such a naughty nanny
    Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me

    • @sacrebleuthedeadlypokeofzo8566
      @sacrebleuthedeadlypokeofzo8566 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      On the contrary, those lyrics are perfectly acceptable in 2023. Target probably has them on t-shirts in their baby section.

  • @stevenforgrieve4462
    @stevenforgrieve4462 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Very funny. Nice moon 'landing' stuff. 👌

  • @sammmy493
    @sammmy493 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Where has the live show been?? 😢