This blatant act of incompetence will not go unpunished; the audacity is one of our most safeguarded and powerful artifacts. The fact that she’s even gotten that close to it proves that our security forces needs……no, it DEMANDS correction. I assure you the audacity had been moved to another location, and is secure. My investigation will be swift and decisive, the council will know who is responsible for this disaster; you have my word.
*struts up and salutes* "Commander, we have confirmed and re-secured the Audacity as you have requested under his lordships orders. We have placed it within the Temple of The Neck-Beards. I assure you, no one will harvest its power from there"
@@EndGameLooter9715 Sir, as of recent investigation it seems E-girls are on there way! Our SF are on their way but we don’t know how long they will take.
@@jjsmooove3183 *A man would stand up, laughing.* "Send the executioners that is a direct order from myself, Councilman of Intelligence, Defence, and security. Secure the citadel, and his Lordship. This is a treasonous act they have committed, and it will not go unnoticed. While your at it, prepare my ship for planetary movement, I'm going to end this war with... The Traitor!"
@@danielbrown3129 Well uhhhh you seeeee. They were led by the famous general pokimane and they found it. Now we are on the offensives, but I will do as commanded
I was but a boy when I had first recieved the blessings of the Audacity. I will never forget how radiantly it glowed upon us - not just those belonging to the council, but everybody; men, women, and children alike. The Audactiy was once a shrine for all to gather around and rejoice...but now...it has been reduced to but a mere decoration. While I may not stand with the rogues, I am far from siding with the council.
Our _finest_ naval fleet has been deployed to intercept this renegade, we assure you she won't make it past the four mile mark. Plans have been made to relocate The Audacity post-haste, and a new security team has been organised to locate the cause of this breach, and prevent any future incidents. This transgression will not go unpunished, Long Live The Council.
Sir council man, as a warrior true to your ruling and under your command, I would like to request a full in-depth description of the current ongoing war with the rogues. Long Live The Council.
A mere woman? How can one who bears the mark of her be allowed into the Holy ground of the council? She should be destroyed for even thinking of the audacity
Sir the we have kept it safe my pack said she was close to the audacity but we are the loyal wolf pack Sir *bows* We keep everything you tell us safe sir
We have sent the finest ships to combat this threat and I assure you that those who are responsible for this idiotic act shall be punished to the highest extent. Whilst the Audacity is being taken care of, we must assure that such a thing never happens again, especially if the Funny is involved. The Funny is too important to risk losing, as it controls the realm of memes. This crisis requires strict measures to be taken. Security must be expanded to deal with such times, and to protect the realms. Long live the Council.
Oh great and storied council of men, in my many rummagings through the purse of my dearest beloved, l have found women store the audacity next to the old receipts and stray pieces of gum. I move to summon the council to inform our fellow brethren. It shall be the biggest discovery since women discovered we store pee in the balls.
The audacity shall never be found as we the council have kept it hidden in the vast depths of the ocean, with our FINEST sharks, FINEST typhoons, FINEST submarines and much more. The council shall take care of this woman. We shall make sure she never existed in the first place. The clowns that are equipped with barrum 50 cal shall reduce the searcher to mince meat. Do not worry my brothers.
Sir we may have a spy in our ranks. I have found files that lead to some of the councils most important artifacts locations in the hands of women. what is our course of action?
As a fellow Councilman, and advisor to his Majesty, *Lord Fanta.* The council grants you the highest sentencing, punishment and banishment into the Citadel, The Pilgrim has been granted and dispatched towards your location as we speak, may you forever find peace... DOWN WITH THE REBELLION!
We must send him....The...Great...One... She shall not pass
Of course my lord-
ARE WE BLIND!? DEPLOY THE GARRISON!
Ah, star wars reference.
Meesa like
This blatant act of incompetence will not go unpunished; the audacity is one of our most safeguarded and powerful artifacts. The fact that she’s even gotten that close to it proves that our security forces needs……no, it DEMANDS correction. I assure you the audacity had been moved to another location, and is secure. My investigation will be swift and decisive, the council will know who is responsible for this disaster; you have my word.
*struts up and salutes*
"Commander, we have confirmed and re-secured the Audacity as you have requested under his lordships orders. We have placed it within the Temple of The Neck-Beards. I assure you, no one will harvest its power from there"
@@EndGameLooter9715 Sir, as of recent investigation it seems E-girls are on there way! Our SF are on their way but we don’t know how long they will take.
@@jjsmooove3183 *A man would stand up, laughing.*
"Send the executioners that is a direct order from myself, Councilman of Intelligence, Defence, and security. Secure the citadel, and his Lordship. This is a treasonous act they have committed, and it will not go unnoticed. While your at it, prepare my ship for planetary movement, I'm going to end this war with... The Traitor!"
@@danielbrown3129 Well uhhhh you seeeee. They were led by the famous general pokimane and they found it. Now we are on the offensives, but I will do as commanded
@@jjsmooove3183 Pokimane?!
...
Send our finest saboteurs immediately.
If she is ruled out, they will fall into anarchy
This has more lore than any fallout ever
The Unwrinkler of Time hath SPAKEN!
I was but a boy when I had first recieved the blessings of the Audacity. I will never forget how radiantly it glowed upon us - not just those belonging to the council, but everybody; men, women, and children alike.
The Audactiy was once a shrine for all to gather around and rejoice...but now...it has been reduced to but a mere decoration.
While I may not stand with the rogues, I am far from siding with the council.
We must make this cause known to all across the many realms. The Council must stop this at once, and measures will have to be taken.
Treason will not be taken lightly...
Do not worry,sir vanta.
I have called in Dr disrespect himself to guard the audacity.
This woman will not be capable of reaching it.
Must pass the test to meet the finest of men
The council shall act.
Our _finest_ naval fleet has been deployed to intercept this renegade, we assure you she won't make it past the four mile mark. Plans have been made to relocate The Audacity post-haste, and a new security team has been organised to locate the cause of this breach, and prevent any future incidents.
This transgression will not go unpunished, Long Live The Council.
The act of insanity of this.... woman... shall be her undoing
Sir has a warrior of this group I will obey any request you send me
sir, i have served and i will be of service let me deal with this women
The council must take immediate action
"She can come"
I'm a mature adult
I'm a mature adult
Sir council man, as a warrior true to your ruling and under your command, I would like to request a full in-depth description of the current ongoing war with the rogues. Long Live The Council.
Beautifully said, Here take a couple of mine.
of course, councilor.
Item number: SCP-3107 "The Audacity"
Object Class: Thaumiel
*Kneels* I am here for the council
Long Live The Council
Long live the council
Leave the Council, join the rouge
A mere woman? How can one who bears the mark of her be allowed into the Holy ground of the council? She should be destroyed for even thinking of the audacity
Brothas send our finest lasers.
As thout wish my lord, I am on my way now. (:
You think this is a smiling matter?
So the blind lead the blind now eh brothers? This council must safeguard these meddlers from our secrets nonetheless.
Long live the council!
Send the navy's finest defenders to secure the objective, effective immediately
YES SIR.
That is that why all the ships and planes go missing in Bermuda Triangle
My lord, may I make the request to move the stronghold into Neptune's atmosphere?
Sir the we have kept it safe my pack said she was close to the audacity but we are the loyal wolf pack Sir *bows* We keep everything you tell us safe sir
We must send the finest inspectors to see who allowed the audacity to be let in the same area for so long
@@honeyjm8324 the audacity has been moved
@@honeyjm8324 no need, the whitewolf is our finest inspector
We want more 😆 lol
The audacity is kept in the deepest place unknown to female science. That's all they'll get from me.
You betray your brothers betray your council?!!
We the council, shall never let the audacity go.
Send tornadoes the audacity is our ancient artifact
We have sent the finest ships to combat this threat and I assure you that those who are responsible for this idiotic act shall be punished to the highest extent. Whilst the Audacity is being taken care of, we must assure that such a thing never happens again, especially if the Funny is involved. The Funny is too important to risk losing, as it controls the realm of memes. This crisis requires strict measures to be taken. Security must be expanded to deal with such times, and to protect the realms.
Long live the Council.
O5 has decided that she will be punished for her action's
*_i was yelled at for not subscribing to you yet so i apologize but i am here now and ready to serve_*
Long Live The Council
Our ✨FINEST✨ torpedo
Vive la révolution
Its funny...yet somehow Im...so compelled...to locate a torpedo now....CURSE YOU....Is Walmart open at this hour? *types into google*
We need torpedoes effective immediately
As you wish my lord
Your highness I have only saw you on tiktok
Yes my lord
Dang, I’m surprised WE own the audacity, compared to women
Don’t send them put me in coach
My lord it's been 2 years I have come with a new. A new account
Oh great and storied council of men, in my many rummagings through the purse of my dearest beloved, l have found women store the audacity next to the old receipts and stray pieces of gum. I move to summon the council to inform our fellow brethren. It shall be the biggest discovery since women discovered we store pee in the balls.
The audacity shall never be found as we the council have kept it hidden in the vast depths of the ocean, with our FINEST sharks, FINEST typhoons, FINEST submarines and much more. The council shall take care of this woman. We shall make sure she never existed in the first place. The clowns that are equipped with barrum 50 cal shall reduce the searcher to mince meat. Do not worry my brothers.
Sup boys I’m back… I got lost 3 times but I made it back to the council
Who is this man
Lmao
Sir we may have a spy in our ranks. I have found files that lead to some of the councils most important artifacts locations in the hands of women. what is our course of action?
he even tries to keep the audacity safe. down with the council, I SIDE WITH THE ROUGE
What's this! A *Traitor* in our midst?
As a fellow Councilman, and advisor to his Majesty, *Lord Fanta.*
The council grants you the highest sentencing, punishment and banishment into the Citadel, The Pilgrim has been granted and dispatched towards your location as we speak, may you forever find peace...
DOWN WITH THE REBELLION!
Blasphemy in the highest degree!!!
*Blasphemy*