If I’m not mistaken, I think the reason why Pooh wasn’t able to wear a red shirt in this film or anything public domain-Pooh related is that Disney’s specific red-shirt design for Pooh is copyrighted, or so I’ve heard from the rhyme, “Red and Yellow is Disney’s fellow, Nude and Brown, you’re in fair use town.”
Yes. It’s the same thing as MGM’s Wicked witch of the West. Whilst LFB’s books are free game, you cannot use that colour of green, the same hat or cut of dress.
now that would make the movie funnier if piglet and pooh were just naked murderers and had effort into having conveniant censoring of the privates. just something always covering it from the camera angle
That's giving him way too much credit. The day the book went public domain, some weasel just went "I'VE GOT AN IDEA!" and then made sure to announce it as soon as possible before the news of the book's status dried out otherwise it'd be less likely to go viral
A good version of this wpuld be a tucker and dale style horror comedy, where pooh and piglet go for a wander and end up passing straight through a slasher film, tottaly oblivious to whats happaning. They could even be the ones to save all the potential slasher victims by accident,
Pooh and Piglet not talking is such a missed opportunity, cause imagine if after decapitating someone you hear Pooh say something like, “Oh bother, why did you lose your head so quickly?” Would’ve been much more Pooh-like and also have been very funny.
Thats the main problem with the movie they take it to seriously when really this should be more along the lines of scream or childs play but they treat it like its the texas chainsaw massacre
@@the_godbodor7026 yep i mean just look at willys wonderland yh thats not perfect and some of the acting is terrible but it has fun with the premise and gives us mute Nicholas cage vs animatronic puppets now that’s entertainment
I think a film about an adult Christopher Robin, Pooh, and the others working together to try make a horror movie would be more fun and/or interesting.
Christopher Robin being able to speak to and control animals is a terrifying concept by itself. A man who can control bears, tigers, owls, kangaroos rabbits, gophers, donkeys and hogs sounds very interesting. Make him a local legend on a hiking trail. A missing child from a zoo escape that now controls the forest. Perhaps a zookeeper with a dark secret, maybe he’s a circus performer who takes a child from every town they stop at. Literally anything.
Giant realistic monster Pooh roars and growls, but then he stubs his claw and is all “Ow, oof, oh bother.” and adult Christopher Robin shrugs and calls cut before gently and kindly calling Pooh “silly old bear”.
Since Winnie the pooh is in the public domain, I'm going to add him and the rest of the Hundred Acre Wood Characters to my own OC story as side characters.
Remember tigger is not public domain, while pooh and the rest of the gang have a caviat, you can't use their disney look they havr to look like they look on the original book.
I saw the movie in a theater with my friends, and we stifled laugher the whole run. Do not watch this movie alone. You'll miss out on laughing at the sheer absurdity.
the creative team behind the Disney+ movie Chip & Dale Rescue rangers really missed a trick by not releasing the movie later and make Piglet or Pooh the mastermind behind the movies mockbuster scheme and have Jim Cummings voice this evil Pooh.
I do love the idea of Pooh sticking people to walls with honey. Just imagine, like, an Alien homage where instead of finding Christopher Robin hung up on a meat hook, the other characters find a wall completely covered in solid, crystallized honey and are like "whoa, what is this? wait, it's sweet, is this honey?" and then they hear some wheezing and look up to see Christopher Robin encased in honey like "kiiiiiiiiill meeeeeee…" And then Tigger bursts out of his chest.
So, I don't think it's impossible to do a "dark/horror" version of kids stories, but the ones that work are done by people who know the source material and know how to subvert it or even pull out the dark elements that are usually already there.
actually, that is what happens in one book, when Christopher stop going the animals turn feral, and he had to return to calm them, but it was not as this
I think the best way to do this slasher idea with Winnie-the-Pooh is to make it like "Tucked & Dale vs. Evil". Maybe in the beginning of the movie, Christopher and his family have a picnic with the denizens of the 100 Acre Woods before he's goes on a business trip or whatever, then a group of teens go in that night and misunderstood Pooh and friends as murderous monsters, leading them to fall into absurd deaths. Maybe have Rabbit try and flirt with the jock of the group if you're feeling edgy in that way too.
The wildest thing for me about this movie, and actually the reason it ended up on my radar in the first place is because like.... I know those masks they used.... I work in the haunted house industry and like, they're made by one of the biggest, fanciest haunted house mask companies out there, Immortal Masks. So like... you can just buy them. They are in no way custom..... so what I'm saying is that these are officially the most cosplayable horror movie characters in the world, lets get this ball rollin boys
In fairness, I mean, Peter Pan is already halfway to being a horror movie antagonist, and a Bambi revenge story just sounds like a a more child friendly equivalent to "I spit on your grave". 🤔
Disney did kind of create a piece of Winnie the Pooh media involving slasher films back in 1992 in the form of the New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh episode, ‘Sorry Wrong Slusher’, in which Pooh, Tigger, and Christopher react to a scary movie and assume that a “Slusher” is coming to get them. It’s an 11 minute cartoon episode from one of Disney’s better Pooh Bear projects (imo), and if what people are saying is true, ‘Sorry Wrong Slusher’ sounds like a much better alternative.
This is definitely a “making jokes with your friend that somehow connects together In a perfect continuation with the movie” type of movie. Could definitely see a running joke that started over discord popping up at the end with perfect lead way from the movie.
Okay, instead of whatever this is, someone needs to make an anti-slasher movie. Where like, a horror movie ends up coming to the 100 acre wood, and Pooh and co. end up innocently bumbling through and (mostly) thwarting the killer's machinations.
@@Quackervoltz It's the movie that Blood and Honey wants to be. They talk about it on the DG Patreon, but if you aren't on there, check the Movie Nights episode on youtube.
if this movie came out in the 90's/00's I can hear Don LaFontaine say this movies immortal tagline *IF YOU GO DOWN IN THE WOODS TODAY YOUR SURE OF A BIG SUPRISE.*
this could've, at the very least have been an intentionally funny kind of movie rather than trying to take itself seriously. Or at the very least have some creative deaths. Was it really that hard to have "Pooh" shove someone's head into a beehive, let them get stung to death and then have him eat the dead bee, honey covered corpse? Instead of the most generic slasher kills possible or ones that don't make any sense. (Like if he lived in the woods his whole life why does he know how a car works?)
Why not hang a body on a big blue balloon and the blood streaming down and somebody first thinks its raining only to look up and its a headless body flouding above them
@@tessfabled4115but its not even really creativity i came up with these from the top of my head The ideas are out in the open to pick them up But they choose not to... Witch is sad cus i have seen low budget horror movies being more creative then high budget movies... Wastefull
This film feels like what people who don't watch horror movies think horror movies are like. A barebones story with flat characters that are all sexist stereotypes who only exist to give the audience over the top and gory kills. Glad we're seeing less and less of these nowadays, because this shit should've died with the 2000s.
I think the better way to go is to make it a surreal animated horror. Anyone ever see that creepy Mickey short where Mickey just walks through the town endlessly and everything slowly gets weird? I would have made it look something like that. Take all the innocent kid friendly imagery, and make it look cursed. Have blood pour out of Tiger's eyes, maybe have Piglet turn into a demonic entity. Or put Eeyore through that torture scene you saw in Family Guy when Brian took mushroom and he saw Peter getting roasted. I'd go for a very minimalistic kind of story, sort of like Skinamarink.
From the movie's Wikipedia page: Alongside the announcement of a (Blood and Honey) sequel, two other horror films were announced: Bambi: The Reckoning and Peter Pan's Neverland Nightmare, based on Bambi, a Life in the Woods and Peter Pan, respectively. In February 2023, Frake-Waterfield announced that the various projects take place in the same shared continuity franchise, while Jagged Edge Productions intends to eventually have crossovers featuring the characters. Frake-Waterfield also expressed interest in making films about Thor, the Norse god of thunder, as well as copyrighted franchises such as Teletubbies and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
I think this movie should have stayed animated. The part where it's animated feels like a something from a much better movie than the live action parts. Like I would expect this story to be a much better emotional narrative about these two. I would have dedicated at least a full scene to the relationship between Christopher Robin and Winnie the Pooh. Like committed to the concept emotionally.
They can't give him a red shirt because Disney owns that. What they should have done is give him a white shirt and have it get stained red with blood xD
I'm not gonna see this movie for obvious reasons, but one thing needs to be stated: Some of these posters are insanely good. Whoever they hired for the posters did an insane job
See, they should have had more references to Pooh like that. And made it a horror-comedy instead of taking itself seriously. I actually would have laughed quite a bit if Pooh got stuck and said "oh bother."
Oh I know I’m leaving a lot of comments on this video, but the strand of hair they beat Christopher Robin with is Eyore’s tail, so that’s a connection.
So wait no Christopher vs Winnie the Pooh evil dead chainsaw Baseball duel? Now that's some bullshit. No joke the way you two described that ending just felt like a complete "oh shit we ran out of money for a big finale". What's the point of having it be Winnie the Pooh Slasher without Christopher Robin and Pooh duking it out?
if the whole mystery behind the Venture Brothers villain Scarebear does not get solved in the Venture Bros. TV movie I would make Scarebear Winnie the Pooh
if you didn't know, they planned to reveal the backstory in the Season 6 episode with the Andy Warhol/Lex Luthor parody, as a former groupie or something (In this scarebear is a woman) and at the end they ride off into the sunset. This was cut. So they had ideas. Or still have.
This reminds me a lot of Kyoshi's Heart Throbbing adventure. Where not only are the characters made to be dark for the sake of being dark, but the story in question bearely considers the stories it is drawing inspiration from. The key difference is that Kyoshi's Heart Throbing adventure is a fan project that doesn't charge you money, but it is much longer so it is a small trade off.
Nowwhere King opening a gate to escape The Grabber, who his Grabbed on to the guy from Morbius, only to be slapped into nothing before the portal fully opens. But then before the Grabber can even look see what happened is sent flying into the a wall. Only to look up and see for the first time in his life, some one has broken his grasp.
Properties go into the public domain all the time. It’s something that got complicated when many of Disney’s creations were about to reach that time after 52 years of their creation. Now, this is not the first public domain adapted horror I’ve seen. Pride, Prejudice and Zombies takes that crown. However, this one was just boring. But all press is good press.
The whole premise was for them to find food. Even if they dropped that they still should have kept them being animals. They drive cars, use weapons, wear clothes for gods sake. They should have eaten them! Why can't filmmakers just stick with a really cool concept and not just go with a cheap route. I don't say this often but... I really wanted to see people get eaten alive. Mauled. Anything that relates to them being animal hybrids or whatever.
13:33 *Why the fuck wasn't he whipping him with Ior's tail?!* that would have been funny! or at least _something!!! _ also if the nail was still attached to the tail it would've been some good "ow that hurts to look at" content.
Re: The Not-Chekhov's Gun, it would be genuinely funny if the sole American character in a movie just randomly and implausibly had guns for reasons that were never explained. Also, wouldn't the rules of parody and fair use allow one to make a film in which the public domain characters brutally hunt their copyrighted counterparts? I'd get a kick out of that.
Plot twist Pooh Bear isn’t controlling the bees, in actuality Candyman is doing it offscreen because for some reason he’s trying desperately to save this movie, but since he’s not Public Domain he can’t actually show up so he’s just fucking
Maybe I shouldnt be watching Gus talking about exploitation-like movies before sleeping because last night I dreamt he was on Tarantinos podcast talking about sigmas and it was wierd
One way to go is play a. A. Milnes as messed up and deliberlitly developed a messed up world but sugarcoated it for christopher. He was a ww1 vet with shellshock abd that was a part of the creation of einnie the pooh. Hell the biopic had balloons as w thing becuase the popping sound sounded like mortar shells to the dad. Those could be mines or something Basiclly what if aa made the woods represenst his mindset post war.
Oh my God the acting was horrible specially the end where all the redneck dudes were surrounding Winnie-the-Pooh and they just kept talking and talking and talking then as soon as Winnie the Pooh turns into Super Saiyan they just stand there and take their ass Whoopins get killed without running you're looking at people thinking do what the f*** are you doing and I love how the first gun that they find looks like some f****** souped-up Magnum you find in Resident Evil
This feels like it should've never been released. It should've just been a fake trailer that was a parody of darker and edgier reimaginings. We would've gotten quite a laugh out of this concept. The fact that this movie was actually released means that they killed the joke.
you know what odes this concept way better? the bikini bottom horror, it ties into there animal stuff, there not just some dudes but the horror comes from making them closer to there actual animals, it ties intot the characters and there personalities patrick actually has a reason for going nuts ect
If there are two words that can sum this movie up, it'd be "wasted" and "potential" in that order. Most public domain horror movies at least feel like their source material. There are a shitton of Hansel and Gretel movies, but they always involve a witch being baked harder than your non-conservative mom in Panama. Shoulda had a scene where pooh got his ass stuck in a hole trying to chase someone and Piglet needing to charge into him to get him unstuck. That woulda been hilarious. Maybe Tigger could have bounced onto someone and impaled them with his tail. And get that guy who voiced the killer Banana Splits to play as him too, he does an amazing Paul Winchell impression.
It took them ten days to film the entire movie and I believe less than four weeks to make the script. The writer is making a scary Bambi movie rn and he plans on making an entire universe with these childhood characters becoming murderers
Atleast some creepypasta can be interesting or funny, this is just a slasher movie with pariody masks without any of the creative badshit insanity i want
Is the Maria character played by the same actress that plays Mary? I ask because that could be a Silent Hill 2 reference (SPOILERS) where the main character, James, returns to Silent Hill after getting a letter from his dead wife, Mary. She's been dead for 3 years due to an unnamed sicckness when the game starts and James eventually gets to "their special place" at a park because Mary told him in the letter to "meet her in their special place." James assumed the park and there he meets a character named "Maria" who looks exactly like his dead wife, the difference being her more revealing clothes. She's insinuated to also be a stripper when she has the 2 keys to open the back door of the strip club. James tries to go to the hotel they stayed at to meet Mary, and Maria dies along the way. Twice. When he gets to the hotel you learn James smothered Mary in her sleep to "put her out of her misery" but also because he felt like she was a burden. Since she was dying she'd yell at him and be kind of mean obviously cause she's only in her 30s-40s and about to die. James is also sexually frustrated and wanted to get his wife's impending death over with. Maria is then killed a third time. Maria is a figment of James' imagination and in one ending James can stay deluded and leave with "Maria." Anyway, I'm very much wondering if the character names are a clumsy reference to Silent Hill 2. 🤷♀️
I'm surprised that Eeyore let anyone else kill him. When it came to an explanation of human/animal hybrids in the 100 Acre Wood, I feel that the League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen comic had a great explanation. In that it was the "100 Acre Wood Of Doctor Moreau," with the creatures being experimental hybrids. Also "But Boy" is two letters away from being a porno, just add another "T" & change the "Y" to an "I" and I'm sure it is already out there.
I am so mad that this wasn’t well done. There were so many opportunities to lean into it and make this campy and awesome. But instead it sucks and that’s a real bummer.
I had not heard of this before seeing this video, but I feel like I could write a better horror movie concept for Winnie the Pooh better than this and I don't even write scripts
Christopher Robin leaves the 100 Acre Wood, and the inhabitants slowly turn more animalistic. Starting with the carnivores. The main characters are Pooh and Piglet as some friends turn into monsters, some have become paranoid, and Pooh is starting to have symptoms where if he doesn't get food soon he'll lose himself
Public domain is a double edged sword. On the one hand, the public domain is the reason stuff like the Disney fairytale movies and the Shrek movies exist. On the other hand, it’s also the reason stuff like Blood and Honey.
If I’m not mistaken, I think the reason why Pooh wasn’t able to wear a red shirt in this film or anything public domain-Pooh related is that Disney’s specific red-shirt design for Pooh is copyrighted, or so I’ve heard from the rhyme, “Red and Yellow is Disney’s fellow, Nude and Brown, you’re in fair use town.”
Yes. It’s the same thing as MGM’s Wicked witch of the West. Whilst LFB’s books are free game, you cannot use that colour of green, the same hat or cut of dress.
I thought you could use a different red shirt, just not his iconic one
@@dizzylilthing possibly. But they may have also done it to cut corners eg cover up as much human as possible.
Yes, correct! It would be funny if he wore a green shirt because he lacks colour vision, though.
now that would make the movie funnier if piglet and pooh were just naked murderers and had effort into having conveniant censoring of the privates. just something always covering it from the camera angle
I get the feeling that whoever made this movie has been patiently waiting for the day Winnie the Pooh became a public domain character.
That's such a funny image to me omg
I think that's actually what happened. I and most people first heard about this movie being made like, days after Winnie the Pooh went public domain
@@MangoMagica
*checks calendar* : soon Winnie, soon.
The impression I got was that they were just waiting around for anything nostalgic that people love to drop into the public domain.
That's giving him way too much credit. The day the book went public domain, some weasel just went "I'VE GOT AN IDEA!" and then made sure to announce it as soon as possible before the news of the book's status dried out otherwise it'd be less likely to go viral
We waited in the cinema lobby for three hours to see this, and it still felt like the longest 84 minutes of my life.
So this movie is a time distortion anomaly affecting everything it is watched on
A good version of this wpuld be a tucker and dale style horror comedy, where pooh and piglet go for a wander and end up passing straight through a slasher film, tottaly oblivious to whats happaning.
They could even be the ones to save all the potential slasher victims by accident,
Actually, yeah, that sounds pretty brilliant.
No dipping people in honey and letting the victims get stung by bees, no creative kills based on the stories
And some death involving heffalumps.
@@gregcourtney751 would have bin funny if heffalumps were a bunch of full moon style cheap puppets
"The heads of the Hundred Acre Wood: Hunt for the Poodec Killer"
No Owl, Rabbit, or Eeyore! Each one of them could've had an iconic style of killing!
Kinda rhymes.
Pooh and Piglet not talking is such a missed opportunity, cause imagine if after decapitating someone you hear Pooh say something like, “Oh bother, why did you lose your head so quickly?” Would’ve been much more Pooh-like and also have been very funny.
Thats the main problem with the movie they take it to seriously when really this should be more along the lines of scream or childs play but they treat it like its the texas chainsaw massacre
@Rhys Lightning Rule of thumb, if you have a batshit stupid premise, then make the movie just as stupidly funny
@@the_godbodor7026 yep i mean just look at willys wonderland yh thats not perfect and some of the acting is terrible but it has fun with the premise and gives us mute Nicholas cage vs animatronic puppets now that’s entertainment
They should have made a parody!
I think a film about an adult Christopher Robin, Pooh, and the others working together to try make a horror movie would be more fun and/or interesting.
I mean, the New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh show has an episode with that plot.
Christopher Robin being able to speak to and control animals is a terrifying concept by itself. A man who can control bears, tigers, owls, kangaroos rabbits, gophers, donkeys and hogs sounds very interesting.
Make him a local legend on a hiking trail. A missing child from a zoo escape that now controls the forest.
Perhaps a zookeeper with a dark secret, maybe he’s a circus performer who takes a child from every town they stop at.
Literally anything.
Giant realistic monster Pooh roars and growls, but then he stubs his claw and is all “Ow, oof, oh bother.” and adult Christopher Robin shrugs and calls cut before gently and kindly calling Pooh “silly old bear”.
Honestly yeah lol
I can dig that.
Since Winnie the pooh is in the public domain, I'm going to add him and the rest of the Hundred Acre Wood Characters to my own OC story as side characters.
Good Luck!
Remember tigger is not public domain, while pooh and the rest of the gang have a caviat, you can't use their disney look they havr to look like they look on the original book.
@@darkalicornkingdoom3572 Could they also use their own designs for the characters?
@@llewelynshingler2173 yes, as long as you don't step on the Disney designs
i love this idea!
I saw the movie in a theater with my friends, and we stifled laugher the whole run. Do not watch this movie alone. You'll miss out on laughing at the sheer absurdity.
What, dungarees. Flannel, timbs. OH IS THE GOD THAT POOH DRESSES LIKE, A BEAR. LIKE IN THE GAY MAN SENSE? IS THAT THE JOKE?
I've met a bear with that exact fashion sense before so
I can only wonder
the piglet on an exercise bike part absolutely demolished me. hearing you say that felt illegal
the creative team behind the Disney+ movie Chip & Dale Rescue rangers really missed a trick by not releasing the movie later and make Piglet or Pooh the mastermind behind the movies mockbuster scheme and have Jim Cummings voice this evil Pooh.
I imagine he would sound like Kaa. Or Thanos from SHS
I do love the idea of Pooh sticking people to walls with honey. Just imagine, like, an Alien homage where instead of finding Christopher Robin hung up on a meat hook, the other characters find a wall completely covered in solid, crystallized honey and are like "whoa, what is this? wait, it's sweet, is this honey?" and then they hear some wheezing and look up to see Christopher Robin encased in honey like "kiiiiiiiiill meeeeeee…"
And then Tigger bursts out of his chest.
Then Pooh removes his hands like the deer from Adventure Time.
Winnie The pooh and Dan Backslide are public domain now. I can add them as dateable options for my gay dating sim.
Winne: "I love you as much as my huney"
Dan Backslide: "you heart is like a runabout, I'm going to steal it (no one will ever know)"
So, I don't think it's impossible to do a "dark/horror" version of kids stories, but the ones that work are done by people who know the source material and know how to subvert it or even pull out the dark elements that are usually already there.
actually, that is what happens in one book, when Christopher stop going the animals turn feral, and he had to return to calm them, but it was not as this
What's it called
"ye oldie SpongeBob and Patrick"
......you've ruined Winnie the Pooh for me I will never be able to think of him and piglet the same way again😂
I think the best way to do this slasher idea with Winnie-the-Pooh is to make it like "Tucked & Dale vs. Evil". Maybe in the beginning of the movie, Christopher and his family have a picnic with the denizens of the 100 Acre Woods before he's goes on a business trip or whatever, then a group of teens go in that night and misunderstood Pooh and friends as murderous monsters, leading them to fall into absurd deaths. Maybe have Rabbit try and flirt with the jock of the group if you're feeling edgy in that way too.
The wildest thing for me about this movie, and actually the reason it ended up on my radar in the first place is because like.... I know those masks they used.... I work in the haunted house industry and like, they're made by one of the biggest, fanciest haunted house mask companies out there, Immortal Masks. So like... you can just buy them. They are in no way custom..... so what I'm saying is that these are officially the most cosplayable horror movie characters in the world, lets get this ball rollin boys
In fairness, I mean, Peter Pan is already halfway to being a horror movie antagonist, and a Bambi revenge story just sounds like a a more child friendly equivalent to "I spit on your grave". 🤔
That’s definitely Winnie the pee
Welp, I’m hope you’re ready, cause the director announced a sequel, as well as a horror Peter Pan and Bambie movie XD
Hopefully the audience learns from this sorry tale
Can't wait for these potentially interesting ideas to be wasted
Babies already is a horror story wdym
Disney did kind of create a piece of Winnie the Pooh media involving slasher films back in 1992 in the form of the New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh episode, ‘Sorry Wrong Slusher’, in which Pooh, Tigger, and Christopher react to a scary movie and assume that a “Slusher” is coming to get them. It’s an 11 minute cartoon episode from one of Disney’s better Pooh Bear projects (imo), and if what people are saying is true, ‘Sorry Wrong Slusher’ sounds like a much better alternative.
That episode was actually 25 minutes long.
This is definitely a “making jokes with your friend that somehow connects together In a perfect continuation with the movie” type of movie.
Could definitely see a running joke that started over discord popping up at the end with perfect lead way from the movie.
Shame. I was hoping it would be one of those weird cult hits that are so bad they're amazing.
Okay, instead of whatever this is, someone needs to make an anti-slasher movie. Where like, a horror movie ends up coming to the 100 acre wood, and Pooh and co. end up innocently bumbling through and (mostly) thwarting the killer's machinations.
That would be hilarious
The Virgin Blood and Honey vs the Chad Two Front Teeth.
Two Front Teeth?
@@Quackervoltz It's the movie that Blood and Honey wants to be. They talk about it on the DG Patreon, but if you aren't on there, check the Movie Nights episode on youtube.
if this movie came out in the 90's/00's I can hear Don LaFontaine say this movies immortal tagline *IF YOU GO DOWN IN THE WOODS TODAY YOUR SURE OF A BIG SUPRISE.*
I can't think of this song without thinking of Open Season
Its funny how the dark deception game with the level barely buried is a better evil Pooh bear setting then this
this could've, at the very least have been an intentionally funny kind of movie rather than trying to take itself seriously. Or at the very least have some creative deaths. Was it really that hard to have "Pooh" shove someone's head into a beehive, let them get stung to death and then have him eat the dead bee, honey covered corpse? Instead of the most generic slasher kills possible or ones that don't make any sense. (Like if he lived in the woods his whole life why does he know how a car works?)
Why not hang a body on a big blue balloon and the blood streaming down and somebody first thinks its raining only to look up and its a headless body flouding above them
Or a man being half buried alive with his arms tied starved to death in the woods
That would have required creativity which this movie lacks :P
@@tessfabled4115but its not even really creativity i came up with these from the top of my head
The ideas are out in the open to pick them up
But they choose not to... Witch is sad cus i have seen low budget horror movies being more creative then high budget movies... Wastefull
Who is driving?!
Oh my god Pooh Bear is driving how can that be?!
Apperently, the original script was a lot closer to the source material, but was changed in fear of getting sued by Disney.
Which makes me kinda want to read it
This film feels like what people who don't watch horror movies think horror movies are like.
A barebones story with flat characters that are all sexist stereotypes who only exist to give the audience over the top and gory kills. Glad we're seeing less and less of these nowadays, because this shit should've died with the 2000s.
If the movie meant feral as in pooh and piglet return to being a regular ass bear and a piglet, idk maybe it’d’ve been more entertaining
Who’s gonna tell them they already are making the sequel for when Tigger becomes Public Domain, next year
Oh my God
Oh, and a Superman Horror Movie, a Peter Pan horror movie, a TMNT horror movie-
I think the better way to go is to make it a surreal animated horror. Anyone ever see that creepy Mickey short where Mickey just walks through the town endlessly and everything slowly gets weird? I would have made it look something like that. Take all the innocent kid friendly imagery, and make it look cursed. Have blood pour out of Tiger's eyes, maybe have Piglet turn into a demonic entity. Or put Eeyore through that torture scene you saw in Family Guy when Brian took mushroom and he saw Peter getting roasted. I'd go for a very minimalistic kind of story, sort of like Skinamarink.
"Pull the trigger Piglet."
Was I the only one that noticed I'm ridiculous the gun was that they found it literally looked like a souped-up Magnum you find in Resident Evil games
From the movie's Wikipedia page:
Alongside the announcement of a (Blood and Honey) sequel, two other horror films were announced: Bambi: The Reckoning and Peter Pan's Neverland Nightmare, based on Bambi, a Life in the Woods and Peter Pan, respectively. In February 2023, Frake-Waterfield announced that the various projects take place in the same shared continuity franchise, while Jagged Edge Productions intends to eventually have crossovers featuring the characters. Frake-Waterfield also expressed interest in making films about Thor, the Norse god of thunder, as well as copyrighted franchises such as Teletubbies and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
he's insane
I think this movie should have stayed animated. The part where it's animated feels like a something from a much better movie than the live action parts. Like I would expect this story to be a much better emotional narrative about these two.
I would have dedicated at least a full scene to the relationship between Christopher Robin and Winnie the Pooh. Like committed to the concept emotionally.
Honestly it should have done what American McGee's alice did
@@bepisthescienceman4202 That would have been so much better.
@@joshraid1550 maybe lean into the theory that each of the hundred acre woods gang represents mental illness or something idk
They can't give him a red shirt because Disney owns that. What they should have done is give him a white shirt and have it get stained red with blood xD
I'm not gonna see this movie for obvious reasons, but one thing needs to be stated: Some of these posters are insanely good.
Whoever they hired for the posters did an insane job
That long braid of hair is Eeoyore's tail
I'm not kidding
See, they should have had more references to Pooh like that. And made it a horror-comedy instead of taking itself seriously. I actually would have laughed quite a bit if Pooh got stuck and said "oh bother."
Oh I know I’m leaving a lot of comments on this video, but the strand of hair they beat Christopher Robin with is Eyore’s tail, so that’s a connection.
The characters being named Mary and Maria is some Michael, Michael, and Mikaele nonsense.
The basic idea of human animal hybrid former weird little kid pals going feral and killing people would be great if it had original creature designs
So wait no Christopher vs Winnie the Pooh evil dead chainsaw Baseball duel? Now that's some bullshit. No joke the way you two described that ending just felt like a complete "oh shit we ran out of money for a big finale". What's the point of having it be Winnie the Pooh Slasher without Christopher Robin and Pooh duking it out?
He was whipping him with Eeyore’s Tail.
“UnBEARable”
I see what you did there.
if the whole mystery behind the Venture Brothers villain Scarebear does not get solved in the Venture Bros. TV movie I would make Scarebear Winnie the Pooh
if you didn't know, they planned to reveal the backstory in the Season 6 episode with the Andy Warhol/Lex Luthor parody, as a former groupie or something (In this scarebear is a woman) and at the end they ride off into the sunset. This was cut. So they had ideas. Or still have.
This reminds me a lot of Kyoshi's Heart Throbbing adventure. Where not only are the characters made to be dark for the sake of being dark, but the story in question bearely considers the stories it is drawing inspiration from. The key difference is that Kyoshi's Heart Throbing adventure is a fan project that doesn't charge you money, but it is much longer so it is a small trade off.
Nowwhere King opening a gate to escape The Grabber, who his Grabbed on to the guy from Morbius, only to be slapped into nothing before the portal fully opens. But then before the Grabber can even look see what happened is sent flying into the a wall. Only to look up and see for the first time in his life, some one has broken his grasp.
I am convinced this movie was made purely to utilize the "innocent thing becomes dark and twisted" trope and see what sticks
Properties go into the public domain all the time. It’s something that got complicated when many of Disney’s creations were about to reach that time after 52 years of their creation.
Now, this is not the first public domain adapted horror I’ve seen. Pride, Prejudice and Zombies takes that crown.
However, this one was just boring. But all press is good press.
The whole premise was for them to find food. Even if they dropped that they still should have kept them being animals. They drive cars, use weapons, wear clothes for gods sake. They should have eaten them! Why can't filmmakers just stick with a really cool concept and not just go with a cheap route. I don't say this often but... I really wanted to see people get eaten alive. Mauled. Anything that relates to them being animal hybrids or whatever.
They spent so much time planning how to make this movie they never pondered if they should
13:33 *Why the fuck wasn't he whipping him with Ior's tail?!* that would have been funny! or at least _something!!! _
also if the nail was still attached to the tail it would've been some good "ow that hurts to look at" content.
The Red Shirt is a Disney Original, of course they couldn’t have added that.
I can’t believe Disney invented red T-shirts.
@@jigsawwrangler on Winnie the Pooh they did.
Re: The Not-Chekhov's Gun, it would be genuinely funny if the sole American character in a movie just randomly and implausibly had guns for reasons that were never explained.
Also, wouldn't the rules of parody and fair use allow one to make a film in which the public domain characters brutally hunt their copyrighted counterparts? I'd get a kick out of that.
I get the feeling that if copyright wasn’t so extended, maybe this wouldn’t be made.
Plot twist Pooh Bear isn’t controlling the bees, in actuality Candyman is doing it offscreen because for some reason he’s trying desperately to save this movie, but since he’s not Public Domain he can’t actually show up so he’s just fucking
Maybe I shouldnt be watching Gus talking about exploitation-like movies before sleeping because last night I dreamt he was on Tarantinos podcast talking about sigmas and it was wierd
One way to go is play a. A. Milnes as messed up and deliberlitly developed a messed up world but sugarcoated it for christopher. He was a ww1 vet with shellshock abd that was a part of the creation of einnie the pooh. Hell the biopic had balloons as w thing becuase the popping sound sounded like mortar shells to the dad. Those could be mines or something
Basiclly what if aa made the woods represenst his mindset post war.
I would have Pooh and Piglet show up in Orwell's Animal Farm
Their ambassadors attempting to stop the farm from going to war with one hundred acre woods
The acting is terrible, the script is terrible, the music is terrible, the plot is terrible, the costumes are terrible, everything is terrible.
Oh my God the acting was horrible specially the end where all the redneck dudes were surrounding Winnie-the-Pooh and they just kept talking and talking and talking then as soon as Winnie the Pooh turns into Super Saiyan they just stand there and take their ass Whoopins get killed without running you're looking at people thinking do what the f*** are you doing and I love how the first gun that they find looks like some f****** souped-up Magnum you find in Resident Evil
I was at 13:23 when I almost convinced myself that I was hallucinating. I can hardly believe what I'm hearing.
🎶Funny little cubby with BLACK. DEAD. EYES.🎶
This feels like it should've never been released. It should've just been a fake trailer that was a parody of darker and edgier reimaginings. We would've gotten quite a laugh out of this concept. The fact that this movie was actually released means that they killed the joke.
you know what odes this concept way better? the bikini bottom horror, it ties into there animal stuff, there not just some dudes but the horror comes from making them closer to there actual animals, it ties intot the characters and there personalities patrick actually has a reason for going nuts ect
really bugs me that Gus is coming out of my right headphone when he's on the left side of the screen lmao
If there are two words that can sum this movie up, it'd be "wasted" and "potential" in that order. Most public domain horror movies at least feel like their source material. There are a shitton of Hansel and Gretel movies, but they always involve a witch being baked harder than your non-conservative mom in Panama. Shoulda had a scene where pooh got his ass stuck in a hole trying to chase someone and Piglet needing to charge into him to get him unstuck. That woulda been hilarious. Maybe Tigger could have bounced onto someone and impaled them with his tail. And get that guy who voiced the killer Banana Splits to play as him too, he does an amazing Paul Winchell impression.
I put on a TH-cam mix of this channel to nap to, and let me tell you, sleeping to this video in particular was a fucking experience-
By the way, apparently the people behind this Movie, also plan to make a Bambi Horror Movie too at some point.
I pray for the future
It took them ten days to film the entire movie and I believe less than four weeks to make the script. The writer is making a scary Bambi movie rn and he plans on making an entire universe with these childhood characters becoming murderers
of course it's gonna be a cinematic universe. of course.
Atleast some creepypasta can be interesting or funny, this is just a slasher movie with pariody masks without any of the creative badshit insanity i want
So is this like the banana splits show horror movie a couple years ago?
That was way better than this and that’s not saying much
I don’t know why the phrase “Piglet’s Homophobia Zone” is so funny to me but I’ve been laughing about it for like 10 minutes
so what I'm hearing is that the disney live action Winnie The Pooh is the superior horror film
Thank you god
The virgin Blood and Honey vs the chad Cocaine Bear
hell yeah
Is the Maria character played by the same actress that plays Mary? I ask because that could be a Silent Hill 2 reference (SPOILERS) where the main character, James, returns to Silent Hill after getting a letter from his dead wife, Mary.
She's been dead for 3 years due to an unnamed sicckness when the game starts and James eventually gets to "their special place" at a park because Mary told him in the letter to "meet her in their special place." James assumed the park and there he meets a character named "Maria" who looks exactly like his dead wife, the difference being her more revealing clothes. She's insinuated to also be a stripper when she has the 2 keys to open the back door of the strip club. James tries to go to the hotel they stayed at to meet Mary, and Maria dies along the way. Twice.
When he gets to the hotel you learn James smothered Mary in her sleep to "put her out of her misery" but also because he felt like she was a burden. Since she was dying she'd yell at him and be kind of mean obviously cause she's only in her 30s-40s and about to die. James is also sexually frustrated and wanted to get his wife's impending death over with. Maria is then killed a third time. Maria is a figment of James' imagination and in one ending James can stay deluded and leave with "Maria."
Anyway, I'm very much wondering if the character names are a clumsy reference to Silent Hill 2. 🤷♀️
Nope
Hey was this made by the same folks as President Evil?
if so that would explain so much
Oh no, not the bees!
I'm surprised that Eeyore let anyone else kill him.
When it came to an explanation of human/animal hybrids in the 100 Acre Wood, I feel that the League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen comic had a great explanation. In that it was the "100 Acre Wood Of Doctor Moreau," with the creatures being experimental hybrids.
Also "But Boy" is two letters away from being a porno, just add another "T" & change the "Y" to an "I" and I'm sure it is already out there.
It already has two Ts, the movie is called Butt Boy
You could have extrapolated a better plot just from those 'pull the trigger Piglet' memes...
Because taking a sweet children's property and making it dark and edgy is such a unique idea.
I would rather hear about Cocaine Bear, tbh.
I am so mad that this wasn’t well done. There were so many opportunities to lean into it and make this campy and awesome. But instead it sucks and that’s a real bummer.
pooblic domain
I guess the real Blood and Honey was the Winnies we Pooed along the way
the red shirt is still covered by copyright I'm fairly sure
I had not heard of this before seeing this video, but I feel like I could write a better horror movie concept for Winnie the Pooh better than this and I don't even write scripts
How did those human/animal hybrids come into existence?! 0_o
2:43 especially because pooh is a bear of very little brain
Why is Michael myers somehow learning to drive a boring/unfunny observation?
I'm listening to this and my mind is coming up with a better plot already. Shame this movie ended up being a mindless slasher
Christopher Robin leaves the 100 Acre Wood, and the inhabitants slowly turn more animalistic. Starting with the carnivores. The main characters are Pooh and Piglet as some friends turn into monsters, some have become paranoid, and Pooh is starting to have symptoms where if he doesn't get food soon he'll lose himself
Mickey Mouse is next. He going to be public domain next year.
Maybe public domain might of been a bad idea.
Public domain is a double edged sword. On the one hand, the public domain is the reason stuff like the Disney fairytale movies and the Shrek movies exist. On the other hand, it’s also the reason stuff like Blood and Honey.
i have to talk about this movie for a school project
I can't wait for mickey's mousetrap to come out just to get a review like this one.