Mobility in Medieval Plate Armor/ Armour

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  • Mobility in Medieval Plate Armor. This video shows that full plate allows one to stand up from a fall with relative ease. Perhaps the most infamous example is the notion that "knights had to be hoisted into their saddles with a crane," which is as absurd as it is persistent even among many historians. Misconceptions and Questions Relating to Armor. Armor was worn only by knights.Wrong. Women of earlier times never fought in battle or wore armor.-Wrong. Armor was so expensive that only princes and rich nobility could afford it.-Wrong. Armor is extremely heavy and renders its wearer immobile.-Wrong. Knights had to be hoisted into their saddles with cranes.-Wrong.

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  • @booptidyscoop7790
    @booptidyscoop7790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10012

    Dude running like he saw heresy in the distance.

    • @Rae-nm1bp
      @Rae-nm1bp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      I've been fucking laughing at this for nearly 40 minutes!

    • @Aurora07
      @Aurora07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      The beginnings of space marines "I heard HERESY and came as quickly as I could"

    • @christopherreynolds4506
      @christopherreynolds4506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@Rae-nm1bp perhaps, 40,000 minutes?

    • @ian5437
      @ian5437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT!

    • @jojophillips5620
      @jojophillips5620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      *cocks shotgun* son?

  • @Axl4325
    @Axl4325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12892

    From the creators of "Silencers don't actually silence your gun" comes "Medieval armor doesn't actually turn you into a turtle with arthritis"

    • @empireepic92
      @empireepic92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      But silencers actually don’t silence guns

    • @Axl4325
      @Axl4325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +910

      @@empireepic92 I know, and now I know medieval armor doesn't slow you down either

    • @vengefulone6282
      @vengefulone6282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Axl4325 let's talk about VSS :D

    • @Kia044
      @Kia044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      @@vengefulone6282
      Yep. Silencers do actually silence your weapons, but the volume reduced very much depends on the weapon, silencer and ammo design. And of course silencers applied to the conventional guns don’t make them dead quiet like in the movies.

    • @ReeferSmoker
      @ReeferSmoker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      @@Kia044 Look up the definition of silence then the definition of suppress, crazy how the English language has words made for specific situations

  • @ChiquitaSpeaks
    @ChiquitaSpeaks ปีที่แล้ว +1621

    It’s even more crazy when you realize how super custom the armor had to be made to be

    • @hevnervals
      @hevnervals 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +243

      Everything back then was custom and made to order.

    • @ChiquitaSpeaks
      @ChiquitaSpeaks 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

      @@hevnervals better than any of the most designer stuff these days and made for a reason, peak fashion of humanity for real

    • @hevnervals
      @hevnervals 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      @@ChiquitaSpeaks We've lost our way. Look at our soulless glass skyscrapers

    • @Maxawa0851
      @Maxawa0851 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

      ​@@hevnervals "soulless"
      That word is super overused now. It doesn't mean anything in most cases, youre talking about a fucking building.
      also, skyscrapers look nice imo

    • @hevnervals
      @hevnervals 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      @@Maxawa0851 Soulless is frequently used because society is turning soulless.

  • @Corzappy
    @Corzappy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1253

    Plate armor was really a lot less cumbersome than most people think, and it’s protection against blades weapons was unmatched.
    What was really an issue is when 8 peasants rushed you with big rocks and clubs and then held you down as they stabbed you through the gaps in your armor, that was no fun.

    • @randomname9723
      @randomname9723 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Filthy peasants not fighting fair 😡

    • @EtamirTheDemiDeer
      @EtamirTheDemiDeer 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +226

      Sounds like you speak from experience

    • @mrfrog0913
      @mrfrog0913 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +157

      Oh yeah, that happened to my buddy Jeffree last week.

    • @baandroidarg2006
      @baandroidarg2006 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      Gone weak at the knees, have you?

    • @morganum87az
      @morganum87az 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yeah we saw the clip as well

  • @troo_6656
    @troo_6656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5180

    The chances of you being killed by running knight are low... but never zero.
    2022 Edit: Why the fuck did this blow up so much? I was half asleap when I wrote this.

    • @smallandstressed2364
      @smallandstressed2364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Well... you’d be able to hear them before they even got close enough. No ambush, stealth, or element of surprise.
      When you’re in a forest and you hear “ * clank clank clank * “, start running. Best chance is hiding and making an escape while the tin man gives away his location, but you might have a stamina advantage. Even if they are mobile, having an additional 30-ish pounds to your every movement has to be taxing.
      But I will admit that the thought of hearing steadily approaching clanking is really fucking funny.

    • @Roger-rh5lu
      @Roger-rh5lu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@Rehaaaaaaan Some people were killed in Canada a week ago, by a guy wearing armor and a sword. The odds are never zero.

    • @reeeeee987
      @reeeeee987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      say that to the medieval peasants

    • @So__far__away__
      @So__far__away__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Roger-rh5lu The fuck? That actually happened?

    • @Roger-rh5lu
      @Roger-rh5lu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@So__far__away__ I'm not a politician, I don't need to lie

  • @jackhazardous4008
    @jackhazardous4008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11781

    So this is what the skyrim bandit sees sprinting across the tundra.

    • @mikedanielespeja6128
      @mikedanielespeja6128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +443

      No, they see Reanu Keeves.

    • @Nitram4392
      @Nitram4392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      @@mikedanielespeja6128 "I understood that reference."

    • @TY-44
      @TY-44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      @@mikedanielespeja6128 Ah, truly a warrior of legend. They say that his shouts have no end. He has slain countless men and dragons alike. He is the legend, Reanu Keeves.

    • @ziweiyuan
      @ziweiyuan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      And still thinks, "Eh, I can take him," unless he gets hit by a fear shout or spell.

    • @milopresidente1291
      @milopresidente1291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The ebony gear

  • @jjspittel327
    @jjspittel327 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Seeing people in full plate mail sprinting and doing acrobatics is something I need more of in my life

    • @r3dx226
      @r3dx226 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      He'll I want to do it myself 🙂

    • @YesHumphreyAppleby
      @YesHumphreyAppleby 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Search for “knights in gym”

    • @whatdothlife4660
      @whatdothlife4660 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He will I want to do it myself? @@r3dx226

  • @LovleyLemonade
    @LovleyLemonade 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1051

    I think the whole "heavy and immobile" armor stigma was from the time when guns were getting common on the battlefield. They tried to make armor more and more resistant to gunfire and it eventually became too heavy.

    • @grayfox9869
      @grayfox9869 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +158

      Actually no, at the time they just made plate armor for the torso and the hips while trying to make it more resistant but in the end they couldn't outpace the development of gun

    • @mrbloodylordbaronsamedi.9937
      @mrbloodylordbaronsamedi.9937 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Or creator of this clip putted modifications from modern time allowing that armour to be so mobile face it moder replicas are mockery they didnt had stainless steel and swords i saw in museum that are authentic were not from white stainless nasa steel

    • @grayfox9869
      @grayfox9869 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +126

      @@mrbloodylordbaronsamedi.9937 do you really think that the blacksmiths at the time were dumb to not be able to make armor that allowed you to be mobile yet resistant?

    • @navaryn2938
      @navaryn2938 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

      the idea of armoured knights being slow and cumbersome is due to the fact that at the time they were described that way because they were slow and cumbersome... compared to unarmoured soldiers. It's only relatively recently, with experimental archeology and whatnot, that we realized this.
      Imagine if you tried to describe a tank while only having a car to compare it to.

    • @lb5818
      @lb5818 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      i personally believe it was primarily due to jousting, since jousting armour is extremely heavy and cumbersome because it might have to take a lance at full speed
      more peasants would have seen knights jousting than in battle, so they'd see slow clumsy knights if the contest went to foot

  • @kajixdn
    @kajixdn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21498

    The fact my jeans are more constricting than medieval armour makes me severely ashamed and sad.

    • @notmemeoftheweek6674
      @notmemeoftheweek6674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2428

      Then what are you waiting for? Go get some plated armor

    • @codymedeiros1299
      @codymedeiros1299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Not meme of The week Underrated comment

    • @errata
      @errata 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Its not the jeans fault

    • @kajixdn
      @kajixdn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +371

      errata you’re right, my giant balls do get in the way sometimes

    • @markhenley3097
      @markhenley3097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's a bit like Roman armour which was also good..

  • @Excal111
    @Excal111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17072

    So what you're telling me is Dark Souls has accurate armor physics.

    • @unoriginalperson72
      @unoriginalperson72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +587

      Yes

    • @mcdonutboy9817
      @mcdonutboy9817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +844

      Glances over at a Havel Knight

    • @noobatgames3321
      @noobatgames3321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +603

      @@mcdonutboy9817 I mean its stone armor thats thick what do you thinking going to happen

    • @flufkyn8150
      @flufkyn8150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      Armor yes weapons not so much

    • @Valiguss
      @Valiguss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      Flufkyn I mean the weapons are used like someone who just picked up a massive sword and started swinging woudl use it

  • @neovo903
    @neovo903 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +445

    Seeing this reminds me of one of the Uni Technicians, he used to do medieval re-enactments in full armour. He had some really good stories including one where a little car failed to stop as he was crossing the road and proceeded to wrap itself around his leg. He was fine, the car wasn't. Sadly he passed away just before I graduated.
    RIP Colin

    • @MilkyMaccyMilkers
      @MilkyMaccyMilkers 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      Did he die on the battlefield with a bloody longsword in his grip

    • @deadboyo2773
      @deadboyo2773 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Yeah sorry about that, he was a good duel tho

    • @almondsai7214
      @almondsai7214 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      But, he would still be experiencing the force of the car as it hit his leg, even for a little car it would of hurt like hell.

  • @trenttrip6205
    @trenttrip6205 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +212

    I feel like part of the misconception about armor being cumbersome comes from fantasy depictions making armor look like it's three quarters of an inch thick, they'd be carrying around 300 pounds of metal on their bodies. Anytime I've seen real plate armor I'm always shocked how thin it is.

    • @kuru-yami9416
      @kuru-yami9416 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I think its cause its meant to be dense rather than flexible. So yeah it fends of blades easily, even tho its rather thin.

    • @publiusventidiusbassus1232
      @publiusventidiusbassus1232 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      It probably came from jousting armor, which was super heavy and unwieldy as it was made mostly for protection and not for actual combat functionality. It was like 2 to 3 times the weight of battlefield armor.

    • @mekingtiger9095
      @mekingtiger9095 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ​@@publiusventidiusbassus1232 For me it's probably more to do with the fact that people just tend to expect "heavy" armor to be actually incredibly heavy in general due to the reality of modern warfare while errouneously projecting it to medieval warfare.

    • @ShadowFungus
      @ShadowFungus 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      With tons of think layers, these armors don’t need to be thick to be effective. It’s quite amusing tbh.

  • @blitzburn2871
    @blitzburn2871 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16684

    Facking hell, where did the myth that armour restricts mobility come from?
    I have worn jeans that restricted me more than those armours did.

    • @superfriends-sammy
      @superfriends-sammy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1625

      Anime.

    • @wulf7463
      @wulf7463 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3139

      Hollywood most likely, like most medieval myths.

    • @effigytormented
      @effigytormented 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2622

      1800's historians who had this idea that the middle ages were a more primitive time. Seriously, read Mallory's Round table, it's full of crap like that.

    • @Sakkehattu
      @Sakkehattu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2086

      Because at first glance, it looks very cumbersome. Its not until you see all the joints, segmentation and overlapping parts that you can fully appreciate how much mobility they have.

    • @emanuelm3255
      @emanuelm3255 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      trvrdgr1234 guest
      No

  • @jerrychili5203
    @jerrychili5203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9169

    Full plate armor stats:
    Defence: +10
    Stealth: no.

  • @leonardmilcin7798
    @leonardmilcin7798 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +175

    There is even more. I have some time ago started walking with a weighted backpack. This is called rucking and is essentially what army soldiers do during training to improve their overall fitness and aerobic capacity.
    Over months of regular daily walks I would monitor my heart rate and slowly increase my pace and load to keep my heart rate around my target. My fitness improved to the point where walking with a backpack was less taxing than walking without it before I started my training.
    When the weight reached 45 pounds it became painful to walk due to uneven pressure on some parts of my body. I changed the backpack to a weighted vest of the same weight. But now thanks to this vest being *around* my trunk rather than on my back, it became very easy for me to walk around.
    I can confidently say that people who wore these contraptions would not have any problem moving around due to weight alone, as long as they also spend enough time each day training in them. Your body can adjust to the load, you learn to move in new ways that take the added load into account and all your muscles, tendons and joints strengthen to withstand it as well as your cardiovascular, aerobic and endurance.

    • @doggosuki
      @doggosuki 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      would that not damage your spine or something though

    • @leonardmilcin7798
      @leonardmilcin7798 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @@doggosuki Nope, unless you something stupid, it will strengthen it over time. Are soldiers or backpackers coming down with spine issues? Not really…

    • @hardbrocklife
      @hardbrocklife 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@doggosukinot really. Your spine is designed to be load bearing.
      High impact jumping could damage your knees, but you'd be retarded to think jumping down even a 3ft elevation would be ok. As long as you are avoiding the high impact on your knees, you are good. You will actually increase bone density as well as muscle strength. Pressure on those tissues triggers them to strengthen.
      You should google "weight training bines vs normal bones" and typically you can find some pictures. They are thicker and more dense. Its like looking at a piece of wood vs a piece of rock.

    • @Wildschwein.
      @Wildschwein. 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      great point!

    • @mrSanders.
      @mrSanders. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@leonardmilcin7798 you will have problems with your spine, 100%

  • @michaeldefeo3030
    @michaeldefeo3030 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    I am not surprised as a retired soldier. 50 pounds of deadweight on your body vs. 80-120 pounds of deadweight on your shoulders is an amazing difference. I am very impressed with their ability to perform in full plate. It was, after all, the M1 Abrams technology of its time. Unexpected results. 😮

    • @SMGJohn_Secondary
      @SMGJohn_Secondary 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nonsense, M1 Abrams is a tank that simply cannot be destroyed, its armour is impervious to anything while this medieval armour can be defeated easily.

    • @razztastic
      @razztastic 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      @@SMGJohn_Secondary Finally beaten Black Ops 1 on Veteran, have you?

    • @jacobmacpherson8516
      @jacobmacpherson8516 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I agree

    • @mekingtiger9095
      @mekingtiger9095 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The difference being that the plate armour's physical protection actually worked, was weight efficient and was worth the investment in the Medieval Period as opposed to the M1 Abrams or any modern MBT for that matter.

    • @Sklb
      @Sklb 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@SMGJohn_Secondary M1 Abrams definitelly can be destroyed by like 1000 of other weapons.

  • @Delicious_J
    @Delicious_J 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4545

    Imagine having a knight cartwheeling towards you at terminal velocity.

    • @DoctorInk20
      @DoctorInk20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      While the King of the Hill theme blares from somewhere. XD

    • @lukejackson1575
      @lukejackson1575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Well he's about to hit the ground so I wouldn't worry about anything besides not being under him.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@DoctorInk20 you mean the Benny Hill theme?
      XD
      OH
      *hears the end of the video*
      Ok what the fuck HAHAHAHA thats priceless XDD

    • @DoctorInk20
      @DoctorInk20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@davecrupel2817 Totally! I love that bit. I was going to say "just wait for it". XD
      That there's a knight determined to sell you propane and propane accessories. XD

    • @PANCAKEMINEZZ
      @PANCAKEMINEZZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You mean the Isle of Mann flag basically?

  • @Bowfella
    @Bowfella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14349

    **guy in armour does a roll**
    Everyone: So you have chosen.... Darksouls.

    • @nore5992
      @nore5992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      Its called Fatroling.....

    • @Erik-fy9dy
      @Erik-fy9dy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      @@nore5992 not with havel's ring it isn't

    • @HekateMGO
      @HekateMGO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Now we just need to find someone with enough STR to wield the FUGS.

    • @idontthinktheysawthatcomin6792
      @idontthinktheysawthatcomin6792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      NoRe nah, that’s more a mid roll. If he was fat rolling, he’d be falling on his back first

    • @Yazz-bu3zi
      @Yazz-bu3zi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Gotta bump up that VIT

  • @svan4748
    @svan4748 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    1:13 when the maiden in the distance flashes her elbow

  • @samj1185
    @samj1185 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    Medieval metal craftsman were just amazing. Really must appreciate the skill required to create such armor.

  • @zackz1245
    @zackz1245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4551

    I feel like someone is trying to win an argument with their DM.

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      Yeah not having a speed penalty for heavy armor feels so unrealistic at first glance, but it checks out

    • @dbergerac9632
      @dbergerac9632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      At a demo I was in armor and was taking a nap between fights. Someone from my d&D group was present and summoned the DM who was nearby to observe. Sleeping in armor was thus authorized.

    • @davidwestin6345
      @davidwestin6345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao

    • @zeroshade715
      @zeroshade715 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Type shit

    • @lemons1559
      @lemons1559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@defensivekobra3873 You most definetly should have a speed penalty. You're much more agile with cloth on your back and can move more without getting tired but your agility isn't that of a log though.

  • @losfregiatoremagico4231
    @losfregiatoremagico4231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2031

    00:01 Imagine you’re taking a walk in the woods and you hear some weird metallic noises behind you so you turn around and you see a man in full armor dashing at full speed towards you with his sword out

    • @shaynehughes6645
      @shaynehughes6645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      U//w//U

    • @losfregiatoremagico4231
      @losfregiatoremagico4231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Branden Heineman thanks 🙏

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Funny enough, if fighting full armored knight, hes gonna prefferably attack your ass on a horse. In that case you have exactly 20 and less seconds to turn the road into agincourt.

    • @SariusxX
      @SariusxX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Imagine you're taking a *shit* in the woods and you hear...

    • @dirqvan8052
      @dirqvan8052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      00:01

  • @jorjeproductions6943
    @jorjeproductions6943 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    It’s still pretty damn cool that even a small portion of the world back then used full on armor like this. Shows you how good human ingenuity was back then, and it’s crazy that we have technology more advanced than this.

    • @kid14346
      @kid14346 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      An important thing to remember is that armor and weapoms always were developed to suit the regions of the wearers. It is documented that heavy metal armored conquistadors eventually started wearing the central american armors because their giant tin cans basically cooked them alive and was hard to navigate dense jungle and swamp in. While the native armor wasn't as "advanced" it fit the region it was made for by being light and letting air flow.

    • @yayvey
      @yayvey 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@kid14346 That imagery of Conquistadors wearing native armor always gives me 60s Vietnam vibes. Also, another thing I wanna support with is they used horses and were a very small population in every battle they were in, using other tribes for much of their manpower. Full armor would only be useful if they were seiging or defending behind walls, which much of the native depiction of Spaniards in full armor were during those 2 types of warfare - and more notably, during diplomacy.

    • @publiusventidiusbassus1232
      @publiusventidiusbassus1232 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@kid14346 the native armor was pretty much the same as early medieval gambesons. While lighter armor came to be preferred (depending on which land they were conquering), they never abandoned steel plate. They just reserved it for more special occassions, like cavalry charges.

    • @kid14346
      @kid14346 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@publiusventidiusbassus1232 I never said they fully abandoned, just that many foot soldiers adapted by taking armor from slain enemies or creating their own lighter armor inspired by the native's armor.

  • @jmmproductions6741
    @jmmproductions6741 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Armor always has some restriction on mobility, but considering how many methods there were to defeat armor back then, it'd be very stupid to repeatedly design armor that's meant to fight in with low mobility. At the very least, those people probably didn't come back.

  • @dannyskybox293
    @dannyskybox293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3781

    Everyone in a zombie apocalypse movie: wears cloth. gets bitten. dies.
    Me:

    • @IRON_KING_KNIGHT
      @IRON_KING_KNIGHT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +433

      I always wonder the refusal to wear armor in zombie apocalypse

    • @DTux5249
      @DTux5249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      @@IRON_KING_KNIGHT granted, getting crushed under hoards of 100 bodies probably isn't a better scenario.

    • @IRON_KING_KNIGHT
      @IRON_KING_KNIGHT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +361

      @@DTux5249
      I didn’t say fight 100 zombie at once i meant when they are defending a building and one zombie sneaks behind them then the armor will come handy

    • @DTux5249
      @DTux5249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@IRON_KING_KNIGHT
      True, but generally being able to move is better. Especially in "walking dead" type universes. Of course this vid proves that to not be the case, but stereotypes
      And honestly, given how deaf these characters are, i think armour is the least of their priorities.
      Like, in no mainstream universe have I seen quiet zombies and they somehow sneak up on people.
      Regardless, characters have to be able to move quickly at a moment's notice, and because "armour makes you slow" (at least by their universes logic) it's better to keep light to avoid the horde

    • @IRON_KING_KNIGHT
      @IRON_KING_KNIGHT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@DTux5249
      You have a point but one thing you forgot to mention is that armor is noisy so sneaking around can be difficult but what I’m talking about is when someone staying in the base defending... and some survivors or “base members” are coming back with a horde chasing them. So if you put it this way:
      Ten armored men with automatic fire mode on or single fire for ammo saving.. encounter a horde coming from obviously one side. And the defenders attack!! The defenders will eventually reload and lose sight of some the undead in the horde... so if they lost sight of the horde then they might get attacked from behind.... depending on the structure and how the zombies can get in so maybe zombies will crawl from holes or tunnels and get behind the defender and since the defender can’t hear anything and maybe one of their own men dies without noticing anything!! So I would say armor is for a “scenario” that has a 17% chance of occurring once each raid... then armor is there for that scenario.
      But scouting is best without armor ( like you said you need best mobility possible)

  • @honorb4glory606
    @honorb4glory606 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3374

    People don't use their logic today. They think that wearing 50lbs of plate armor is like wearing a 50lbs backpack. It's completely different when that weight is dispersed throught your body.

    • @epicwisp7450
      @epicwisp7450 6 ปีที่แล้ว +518

      And even then soldiers today carry a 100lbs pack plus other equipment.

    • @bigtime9597
      @bigtime9597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +414

      @@epicwisp7450 Except these days, most of that weight is on your back and chest, which is unequal distribution.

    • @Zangetsu789ify
      @Zangetsu789ify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      Well, they never worn one before - so they're just using some instinct and imagination. For things like this, even when thinking with logic, you might visualize something incorrectly because you have never experienced it (never perceived and familiarized those particular, specific physical sensations before. Like seeing a cake, knowing its gonna be sweet and stuff, and eating it and realizing it's not exactly what you thought it'd taste like - maybe there's unexpected texture and all. Still sweet though.) Things get clearer with hindsight and experience. But you're right, thinking critically with regard to detail like that does help in tempering your visualization/imagination.
      Think Critically (the Concentrated kind - Not the confrontational/conflict kind)

    • @blurgle9185
      @blurgle9185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      "People don't use their logic today"
      Well, that's a very illogical statement of itself. Besides, this idea that armor is overly cumbersome isn't a myth I've heard much about, if it all. No TV show or movie have really perpetuated this "myth" as far as I can tell. Nor have I read a book describing armor this way.
      These guys just made a clickbait title by telling you everyone thought this, but really, most haven't thought about it whatsoever.

    • @__prometheus__
      @__prometheus__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      BIG TIME I can confirm that the unequal distribution in modern armor/equipment is quite cumbersome if you’re marching for long distances or trying to get up.

  • @thearnoldarmy1899
    @thearnoldarmy1899 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    My son just learned in school that knights could not get up off the ground without several people helping. So I showed him this. Which somehow didn't convince hime. But bloop is totally real.... I just... I can't even with kids.

    • @myblacklab7
      @myblacklab7 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well this is one TH-cam video that doesn't seem to have used any of the actual armor from the period, nor even specified the time period, so it's not exactly scientific evidence.

    • @publiusventidiusbassus1232
      @publiusventidiusbassus1232 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@myblacklab7you're kidding, right? Literally everything you said is wrong

    • @myblacklab7
      @myblacklab7 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@publiusventidiusbassus1232 It isn't a TH-cam video?
      Because I said it's a TH-cam video, and if literally everything I said is wrong, then I must be wrong about that.
      I literally don't think that the word "literally" means anything anymore.

    • @leeecraven488
      @leeecraven488 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@myblacklab7Several of those harness are from world renowned armourers costing $20k+ and even then they are often not of the same quality as the originals. If anything it underplays the mobility of good harness.

    • @myblacklab7
      @myblacklab7 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@leeecraven488 Thank you for expressing your opinion. I suppose there is a lot of information out there about the subject, but not much of that information made its way into this video.

  • @theresnothingness
    @theresnothingness ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Perhaps one of the most ideal video on TH-cam. No nonsense, straight away jumps to the content. Good work.

  • @Xramu
    @Xramu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3565

    1:41 "And it has to be able to withstand what is perhaps the pinnacle of medieval metallurgy, the L O N G S"

    • @andyknightwarden9746
      @andyknightwarden9746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Pretty sure that was "Longsword" and the word was cut off.

    • @ry4nmaster
      @ry4nmaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +649

      @@andyknightwarden9746 Nope, it was the secret weapon of medieval time
      Fear the L O N G S

    • @guthetanuki256
      @guthetanuki256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      @@ry4nmaster The longs. Such an amazing weapon. Quite versatile too

    • @David-bc4rh
      @David-bc4rh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      But did you see how the longs just bounced off the armor.

    • @don_p7546
      @don_p7546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Yeah the L O N G S were the reason knights always won

  • @iamascumfuckbastard9269
    @iamascumfuckbastard9269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2630

    "I don't want to wear armor, it slows me down"
    0:00 *Lemme tell u sumthin*

    • @themanthemyth4522
      @themanthemyth4522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Literally everyone I know says they would wear chain mail at most because it's just "too clunky"

    • @dudevonsofa1344
      @dudevonsofa1344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      BUSTIN' MAKES ME FEEL GOOD

    • @somehexagon2844
      @somehexagon2844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LEMME TELL YO-

    • @thecloaker7962
      @thecloaker7962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel like that'd be 1:25 if anything

    • @Light-tc4kz
      @Light-tc4kz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spartans: '-' oh shit

  • @Cameron_the_Robot
    @Cameron_the_Robot 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Armor of that era was never a problem of mobility. It was the problem of "I can't see a damn thing with this bloody helmet on".

    • @StonesSticksBones
      @StonesSticksBones 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Hence why the helmets had visors.....

  • @jan_07
    @jan_07 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    People probably mistake jousting armour as the real wartime armour. Those competition armour are heavy and thicker. Knights train hard and prepared for their day in the battlefield and are part of the nobility in addition to being the “special forces” of the army, surely they would demand and have authority to demand armourers to make armours that will showcase their hardwork and skills.

  • @coltencurlin45
    @coltencurlin45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4441

    I'm sure knights had to train in their Armour too. Dudes would have been some serious tanks.

    • @SuzukiChen
      @SuzukiChen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +445

      yep they did, and there was a knight-only free time training before tournaments to climb a really high ladder using only hands (hanging from it) to the castle walls, as flex and show of strength, so ye, maybe medieval people was shorter then we are right now, but the sure thing they where strong as hell

    • @likeashish
      @likeashish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      yes you are right, in fact French Knights were so tank that 5000 knights cut through 30,000 ottoman lines without any support from their infantry only to be destroyed because they were surrounded from all sides. They were some of the most fearsome fighting machines in medival times.

    • @Vtlaghe69
      @Vtlaghe69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Yeah they trained there whole life back then people were in shape

    • @Vtlaghe69
      @Vtlaghe69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      @@Spectrum_Wireless so you obviously know nothing

    • @Vtlaghe69
      @Vtlaghe69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Fullmile Gaming yeah

  • @Marzlpan
    @Marzlpan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70479

    That is a terrifying sight, a man dashing at full speed towards you, full armour, sword out

    • @Red41554
      @Red41554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4633

      Until you pull out a gun.

    • @t.va.6611
      @t.va.6611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1603

      @@Red41554 gl hitting or doing severe enough damage to stop them.

    • @KeanuOR
      @KeanuOR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3199

      @@t.va.6611 With a gun? It's not Mjolnir armor.

    • @ConstantineJoseph
      @ConstantineJoseph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1986

      If you run away, he probably won't catch up to you

    • @Bakotcha
      @Bakotcha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1592

      @@ConstantineJoseph: Not if he from dork soles

  • @FolkoMagipaw
    @FolkoMagipaw 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    The chances of a knight in full plate armour charging you randomly are low....
    But never zero.

  • @heroiccombatengineer6018
    @heroiccombatengineer6018 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Making such heavy materials feel light is truly masterful.

  • @okrutnikbozy3150
    @okrutnikbozy3150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24448

    I remember my history teacher when I was about 8 years old, she was claiming that medieval knight would not be able to even stand up if fallen. Shame on her for teaching me and my friends bullshit like this.

    • @Norbert011
      @Norbert011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +796

      Same man

    • @benatchison8962
      @benatchison8962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2597

      There were certain armors that wouldn't allow specific movements, but like 99% of armor was like what's shown in these videos

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1618

      @@benatchison8962 I think the only really constrictive armor was the jousting coaches that were basically stiff metal coffins, but those were for sport. They were at the ass end of the Medieval era so that's probably why people thought they were all like that, as earlier armors weren't found until later

    • @benatchison8962
      @benatchison8962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +536

      @@ChangedMyNameFinally69 Yes, that's likely the armor I was thinking of. There's also a story of a king falling from his horse and drowning in like 3 inch deep water, but I don't know if he couldn't get up because of the armor or his weight

    • @Paradisio84
      @Paradisio84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Cultural Marxism that's why

  • @IM3z
    @IM3z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3745

    0:00 POV of a Dark Souls boss.

  • @MrEricmopar
    @MrEricmopar หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    People seem to think that, because they are out of shape, and couldn't lug that armor around, so were knights... The knights wore it all time and trained in their armor, so they built up tons of muscle to move it.

  • @Elthenar
    @Elthenar 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I know some guys that were big into the SCA. Of of them was a man mountain who looked like a 240 pound tree stump. I saw him do a standing backflip while wearing a full suit of plate armor. It wasn't as fancy as the stuff this guy was wearing either but it would have weighed roughly the same. So yeah, the guys who are used to wearing that armor could move pretty well in it.

  • @12thlegion38
    @12thlegion38 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6032

    "Squire?"
    "Yes, milord?"
    "I need to pee"

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      😂

    • @fathom2732
      @fathom2732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      I read somewhere the heavily armoured knights had no choice but to just shit and piss in their pants due to the hassle of removing their armour.

    • @noble14
      @noble14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +409

      @@fathom2732 oh man that would've been the worst, imagine getting ready for a big battle and the first guy you fight stinks so bad you can't even breathe after every movement he does. Every step the man takes just vibrates the turd so much that all you can smell is the turd.
      Your eyes water and all you wanna do is fight someone else who doesn't stink, the horrendous smell from that turd combined with the amount of water he didn't drink and the fact he's probably sweaty af in the armor would make any man run in disgust, I think we all know how battles were won on the front lines.

    • @fathom2732
      @fathom2732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      @@noble14 Yes I would definitely have enlisted as an archer.

    • @noble14
      @noble14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@fathom2732 I think I'd rather just be a wayfaring knight challenging people to duels on the road. Or even just a tournament fighter. Something simple that won't make me puke in disgust.

  • @peterstromboli8979
    @peterstromboli8979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17585

    So this proved that dark souls dodging can be a real thing

    • @jaywyse7150
      @jaywyse7150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2321

      Yeah you can but you don't get any invincibility frames though.

    • @peterstromboli8979
      @peterstromboli8979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +456

      @@jaywyse7150 ah yes of course

    • @GirthCheck
      @GirthCheck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1301

      @@jaywyse7150 you can't prove that maybe they just haven't rolled with the right timing.

    • @grandadoboman1995
      @grandadoboman1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +588

      But they are fat rolling.

    • @drifterax7731
      @drifterax7731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      GrandAdoboMan need to put more points in Vitality

  • @degariuslozak2169
    @degariuslozak2169 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Its 2am,you're eating leftovers with the lights out and a subtle metallic noise catches your attention. You turn and see a suit of armour sprinting at you

  • @Merlok_3_0
    @Merlok_3_0 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Medieval armor: saves you from direct hit by a blade
    Modern armor: light, but you're still as vulnerable as before

    • @lonewolfhero3526
      @lonewolfhero3526 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Different protection for different threats.

    • @mekingtiger9095
      @mekingtiger9095 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Not if you're counting modern ceramic plates instead of flak jackets, though.

  • @billbill6094
    @billbill6094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50744

    Almost like armor was designed for humans to move in...

  • @maxsimpson3924
    @maxsimpson3924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8094

    Boss: *breathes*
    Dark souls player: 0:32

    • @kdr1235
      @kdr1235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      XD

    • @user-sr6pi5lp3q
      @user-sr6pi5lp3q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Blade of Darkness
      Edit: so, bod is not forgotten?

    • @Kounnah
      @Kounnah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      In Dark souls, the boss breathing can probably kill you.

    • @rattled4806
      @rattled4806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @Seraphi Grimaldi that's like a mid roll in ds1

    • @knm9338
      @knm9338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fr

  • @bedeuhdb27y9
    @bedeuhdb27y9 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That little clip at the end is probably the most wholesome thing I'll se today. Regardless, really great and informative video

  • @jevinday
    @jevinday 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    thought this was going to be a funny compilation of people stuck in armor, ended up being a thoroughly educational piece about the actual mobility of medieval armor

  • @guyf321
    @guyf321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5345

    When you’re retaking the holy land and she says she’s home alone

    • @cragermantisad5452
      @cragermantisad5452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      2:20

    • @MrEysox
      @MrEysox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@ricechido1089 holy land of course, bros before hoes

    • @on.gerardoscrafuoglio5035
      @on.gerardoscrafuoglio5035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Full plate armor weren't used by crusader.

    • @GlennPranata
      @GlennPranata 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      She is but just a moment
      Yet...
      The holy land is ETERNAL

    • @nathanscarlett4772
      @nathanscarlett4772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@leverite6127 This guy gets it 😂

  • @biggains1
    @biggains1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11657

    It's almost as if when people started creating armor they wanted to make sure they could actually fight in it 🤔

    • @davidreeding9176
      @davidreeding9176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +517

      I'd definitely min max my way to victory if I were to go back to the medieval times. Why bother with mobility when you can have an impenetrable coffin of steel to guard your life? Sure, I couldn't hurt anybody, but nobody can hurt me, either!

    • @waltersobchak4565
      @waltersobchak4565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      @@davidreeding9176 wouldn't blunt weapons would be devastating to armor.

    • @davidreeding9176
      @davidreeding9176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@waltersobchak4565 not if it's think enough

    • @DuringDark
      @DuringDark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      @@davidreeding9176 the problem would be your joints, too much armor and you'd be giving up your ability to defend effectively from someone stabbing your armpits.
      Unless you armor your armpits (armorpits?) in which case you can't move your arms and have to kickbox people like the Black Knight

    • @wegner7036
      @wegner7036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      @@davidreeding9176 The enemy would promptly capture you with ease and set your steel box armor on top of a fire pit, leaving you to cook inside of your steel sarcophagus Brazen Bull style.

  • @notintohandles
    @notintohandles 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Unanticipated and very enlightening.
    Thank you.

  • @harrymorton6872
    @harrymorton6872 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Agree with most of your points in your description other than implying that plate armour was affordable... it certainly wasn't. Good full plate was still 6-12 months wages on a typical soldier's wages and it would be several years wages for lower paid peasants so its still pretty expensive. You'd have to be wealthy and at least of the upper classes to afford. Also I think some of these videos on the mobility are a bit misleading. Watch some of the videos from the modern fully armoured fighting series in eastern Europe and see how quickly the wearers get puffed out and can barely move through exhaustion. Yes you might be able to sprint but not for very long.

    • @mekingtiger9095
      @mekingtiger9095 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The overall affordability of armor varied from period to period in the Middle Ages, though. While in general it was still quite expensive, plates (not necessarily full plates, but still) were starting to become more affordable and more sophisticated as time went on. Sure, still expensive, but take into account that in the Early Middle Ages pretty much *nobody* had any armor to speak of and knights only had chain mail. Fast forward to the later stages of the Middle Ages centuries after and decent brigandines were starting to pop up more and more frequently amongst common soldiers while the knights just simply got even more sophisticated armor. Warfare in general was trending more towards armored warfare as time went on.
      Until *G U N* happened...

    • @terrylyn
      @terrylyn หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mekingtiger9095 There were armors against guns as well

    • @mekingtiger9095
      @mekingtiger9095 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@terrylyn Those were of the *very* heavy and expensive variety, though. Specially the ones from the Early Modern period at the tail end of the armor era when armorsmiths were trying to make their last ditch attempts at making *something* that could reliably stop bullets.
      The result was a suit of armor that *did* weight almost as much as jousting armor.

  • @Cuppamilky
    @Cuppamilky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16651

    They could move a lot quicker if they’d only equip Havels ring

    • @thelegendaryjerry1730
      @thelegendaryjerry1730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1068

      Either that or they could optimize their builds. Smh fuckin casuls

    • @x-Abraham-x2
      @x-Abraham-x2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      😂😂

    • @globoy8688
      @globoy8688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      "I understood that reference"

    • @synnnx
      @synnnx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Nice 😂😂

    • @prayingkitten8199
      @prayingkitten8199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      Or they just need to get gud and go naked like a pro

  • @moomoo1984
    @moomoo1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2234

    Plate Armor is literally the first form of Pay to Win.

    • @ivanlagrana878
      @ivanlagrana878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      Yeah, but the Chinese update destroyed the whole meta.

    • @panqueque9750
      @panqueque9750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What about horses?

    • @whoswho1233
      @whoswho1233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@panqueque9750 that was a free DLC pack only available in Mongolia

    • @towarzyszmarcin474
      @towarzyszmarcin474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Patrolling the medieval castle almost makes you wish for a crusader attack.

    • @jukes4499
      @jukes4499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The second was called "indulgences"

  • @se7enthsoul
    @se7enthsoul 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thank you for this video. I will definitely need this information for later in my life.

  • @RandomPostsOnTheWeb
    @RandomPostsOnTheWeb 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Whiles these are trained professionals keep in mind most anointed knights began their training as children, squiring as young as 14. What we see today is likely only a small percentage of what a knight trained through their entire adulthood could do.

  • @bottlegaming6726
    @bottlegaming6726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5118

    Knights in game: Somewhat slower than average walkspeed because of the "heavy" armor they wear
    Knights in real life: Ooh, you think I'm slow just because I have armor on, eh? *Well, let me teach you a lesson boy*

    • @SiberianScytheYT
      @SiberianScytheYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      then they sprint towards you with swords in hand, ready to kill you.

    • @dudep504
      @dudep504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      If they dont have their armor, i wonder how fast a medieval knight can run.

    • @Zerum69
      @Zerum69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      A knight in full heavy plated armor with a halberd is definitely slower than a unarmored knight with just a longsword
      Thing is the difference isn't something massive and even if the armor weight makes your stamina drain as if you have a heart disease the fact you don't have to dodge 90% of all incoming blows means you'll still get tired slower than an unarmored dude who must dodge everything or die/lose a limb

    • @PAYM3
      @PAYM3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      But I'm pretty sure that it is very stamina draining

    • @danielmarioriveracordova5069
      @danielmarioriveracordova5069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      oh, no, they were definitely slower, but not slow enough to don't make you run for your ass

  • @BenjaminPeterParker
    @BenjaminPeterParker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2106

    Imagine walking in the forest and seeing a full metal men sprinting at you

    • @yourmajestythegoldentoilet6744
      @yourmajestythegoldentoilet6744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Me:*Runs in forest saying*GUYS I LIKE STEEL MORE THAN GOLD GUYS

    • @dillis2188
      @dillis2188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I mean, just sprint in the same direction? You clearly have the advantage in a chase.

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      In the 15th and 16th century (gothic and renaisance) the plate armor was the most active, but sadly, either you have to be rich enough to afford it ( horse, armor, weapons, clothes under the armor, saddle etc) and that price is equal to modern tank (with different currency, but still a tank) your other option to get it is to loot. The best armory was in german territories (holy roman empire) and italian states. But id recomend for your fattas the italian, since german required for you to be unaturaly slim. They did this by having a certain thing on them. They were still mobile (i believe terrifingly even more so) but german knights had to make themself slim by wearing a piece of clothing that would be later used by women from 18th century to 1930's.

    • @midnightwolf818
      @midnightwolf818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just say your part of the holy land.

    • @PingasMonkey3rdClass
      @PingasMonkey3rdClass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NONE SHALL PASS

  • @jonkauf4812
    @jonkauf4812 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    didn't know I needed video of a full armored knight doing cartwheels while the King of the Hill theme plays, in my life haha! That alone was worth the like!

  • @lonelyguyofficial8335
    @lonelyguyofficial8335 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Me trying to **quietly** sneak into the kitchen at night: 1:11

  • @crimsonskye2579
    @crimsonskye2579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6082

    Fair Maiden: “Did you bring protection?”
    Knight: “I am protection”

    • @davix994
      @davix994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Lmao

    • @futsk01
      @futsk01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Soon after: sells armour to raise child

    • @t-_-minus947
      @t-_-minus947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @@futsk01 child finds his father's sword in the old chest in the attic *quest complete*

    • @jameswagstaff984
      @jameswagstaff984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maybe you're been over protective

    • @Linosek279
      @Linosek279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TRIPLE entendre. That’s rare.

  • @emilbrandwyne5747
    @emilbrandwyne5747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1586

    1:24 when he receives a letter from his maiden saying she's alone in the castle

    • @leviathan3630
      @leviathan3630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      lmfao

    • @drakke125Channel
      @drakke125Channel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Maiden: Do be a dashing knight and come soothe my aching bosom.

    • @boatswain48
      @boatswain48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      1:07

    • @tristansalagoste4486
      @tristansalagoste4486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahaha

    • @smv4usa
      @smv4usa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Then arriving and seeing that the maiden is "in another castle".

  • @ediblemussel4115
    @ediblemussel4115 ปีที่แล้ว

    Classic.
    Just came by to watch this again for a reminder.

  • @UndeadKIRA
    @UndeadKIRA 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    this video must have ended so many arguments

  • @BlueBlaze99
    @BlueBlaze99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6544

    Light Armor Trainers: You'll be able to run circles around those big slow brutes in heavy armor.
    Big Slow Brutes in Heavy Armor:

    • @SCP--rj8hm
      @SCP--rj8hm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Isn't heavy armor really thick

    • @salihthefirst4132
      @salihthefirst4132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +759

      @@SCP--rj8hm no the knights were

    • @xenox-cq9pb
      @xenox-cq9pb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      2:18

    • @pancytryna9378
      @pancytryna9378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @@salihthefirst4132
      😳

    • @nol302
      @nol302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@pancytryna9378 LMFAO

  • @zackv3957
    @zackv3957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17117

    I never realized until today how horrifying it would be to see a fully decked out knight charging you at a full sprint.

    • @tay2250
      @tay2250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1274

      Even more terrifying if they're astride a horse and it's a mounted cavalry charge.

    • @slinkerdeer
      @slinkerdeer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +814

      @@tay2250 and the horse has armour same as the knight, Gothic Knights.

    • @junkiedropouts3186
      @junkiedropouts3186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      Even more horrifying is that after canons and muskets they just got blown to bits

    • @JJsiN84
      @JJsiN84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I was thinking the same thing!!

    • @gus.smedstad
      @gus.smedstad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      It's particularly bad if the knight is Sir Lancelot and you're guarding Swamp Castle during a wedding.

  • @badgerrrlattin35
    @badgerrrlattin35 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Most enlightening, thanks. I had no idea medieval plate allowed such freedom of movement.

  • @Tonja_Coffman
    @Tonja_Coffman 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    As a person who loves history I find this video to be interesting actually.

  • @nadhijhakimanalim560
    @nadhijhakimanalim560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5837

    And that's why Dark Souls is *_MOSTLY_* realistic regarding armor and mobility
    Edit: *Bold* and _italics_

    • @borgestheborg
      @borgestheborg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +474

      DS starts off realistic but then gets ridiculous pretty quickly. In the beginning you are rolling around in typical leather and plate armor but very soon you are rolling in full Havel's and swinging weapons that would swing you in real life.

    • @maskedmenreiki
      @maskedmenreiki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      Imitation Krabs to be fair, a lot of those lategame armor and weapons tend to require ridiculously high stats to use properly without the use of magical items like Havels Ring.
      I doubt most humans go around sporting Chaos Zweihanders with only 16 STR

    • @joesheridan9451
      @joesheridan9451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      I have always thought dark souls does a great job, for a game, of blurring the line between somewhat realistic medieval combat and complete fantasy

    • @TheBasedMan.
      @TheBasedMan. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      99 vitality be like

    • @jason99king
      @jason99king 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      0:33

  • @henrygageyan1441
    @henrygageyan1441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32437

    The effectiveness of plate armor during a zombie apocalypse is slept on

    • @Jun-Kyard
      @Jun-Kyard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1772

      True

    • @zsDUGGZ
      @zsDUGGZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2271

      Lmao true. Was just thinkin about this the other day

    • @akali6858
      @akali6858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +991

      Zombies have opposable thumbs though 🤔

    • @beans8479
      @beans8479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1864

      But here's the thing
      People
      If it's armor like it's shown on the video
      Then almost any bullet would ne able to pierce it, but if it's renaissance era armor then small calibre bullets would be stopped by it.

    • @Callsign_Bear
      @Callsign_Bear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1666

      @@beans8479 yeah but if the zombies or inFeCTed were large scale, then you would have less people to think about

  • @piousbasas7245
    @piousbasas7245 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Why on earth is youtube recommending me this video 7 years later

  • @oliverwiggins1394
    @oliverwiggins1394 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    great video, will be purchasing a full medieval plate armor set soon!

  • @cizzymac
    @cizzymac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9065

    Imagine being on the battlefield and there's an entire line of armored knights cartwheeling towards you.

    • @-dusan5726
      @-dusan5726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      Actually the Zaporozhian Cossacks used to do just this, right in front of their enemy, before battle. This is recreated in this video:th-cam.com/video/542XpqBy4kY/w-d-xo.html

    • @eddiehazard3340
      @eddiehazard3340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      That actually happened to me, not once, but twice.
      We answered with Backflips, and we won! (My captain did some handsprings..but you know..he's the leader and all that...so...pffft)

    • @vampiric172
      @vampiric172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Havel’s dark wood grain ring

    • @lukitommele3798
      @lukitommele3798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@-dusan5726 ooo this film is based on a very known polish book

    • @-dusan5726
      @-dusan5726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lukitommele3798 yes

  • @interwestingstuffinterwest6459
    @interwestingstuffinterwest6459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1611

    Famous last words:
    *don’t worry he can’t run fast*

    • @mrstorch5068
      @mrstorch5068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      The last thing you see: 0:01

    • @memegod4674
      @memegod4674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Hey don’t worry mate it’s plate armor he can’t run OH MY GOD RUN

    • @laamonftiboren4236
      @laamonftiboren4236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He would at least tire out more quickly than you, with no armour on, would - assuming that you are as fit as him (which admittedly is a big assumption).

    • @interwestingstuffinterwest6459
      @interwestingstuffinterwest6459 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@laamonftiboren4236 woooosh

    • @laamonftiboren4236
      @laamonftiboren4236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@interwestingstuffinterwest6459 Oh really? Do tell.

  • @tyr7876
    @tyr7876 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Yeah the thing that makes the fights look more clunky isn't so much the weight or mobility loss, but rather the huge sight decrease from the helmet. Thats what gets yah.

    • @StonesSticksBones
      @StonesSticksBones 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's why they had visors.....

    • @tyr7876
      @tyr7876 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@StonesSticksBones Visors still block your vision a lot up until they get large enough to compromise your safety.

  • @kubel83
    @kubel83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4654

    The blacksmiths and engineers back then were surprisingly talented. Can’t be no easy task to make a tank armor for men that they can actually move in.

    • @SeanDaNerd
      @SeanDaNerd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      Many recent advancements in engineering have been because calculators/computers have made it faster to do iterative calculations. A lot of principles have remained the same for millenia. Engineers and skilled laborers had the skills and talent, they just didn’t have the tools quite yet.

    • @kubel83
      @kubel83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      SeanDaNerd very true

    • @navilluscire2567
      @navilluscire2567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Each set of historic plate armor is a ingenious work of craftsmanship and brilliant engineering in its own right. To me the armorers and blacksmiths that forged and fitted these plated armors were no less epic tier!

    • @GrandRiserOfficial
      @GrandRiserOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Agreed. Even full armored samurai is heavy

    • @petrapetra6776
      @petrapetra6776 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed

  • @_LilRascal_
    @_LilRascal_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7411

    Females: “Guys only want one thing and it’s freaking disgusting”
    Guys:

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Dark souls players be like:

    • @AbyssalPlague
      @AbyssalPlague 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@MausOfTheHouse Yeah, that's pretty accurate.

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@AbyssalPlague "this game is the dark souls of (x)

    • @judygambel2801
      @judygambel2801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@MausOfTheHouse lol those "journalist" cant think of a better way to word it if its just slightly dificult
      "Journalist": its just like darksouls

    • @mathewhale3581
      @mathewhale3581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why...how many have you got?

  • @matthewsheppard7050
    @matthewsheppard7050 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It might be worth noting that plate armor evolved over times. Steel became lighter and stronger but did not start out that way.

  • @feedyourmind6713
    @feedyourmind6713 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    These men had trained from childhood to operate in this equipment. They were physically fit and knew their life, and financial well being, depended on their abilities.

  • @settratheimperishable4093
    @settratheimperishable4093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1215

    Dude wasn't even fat rolling, that was a solid mid roll

    • @fz000ghost8
      @fz000ghost8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      He obviously has Havel's ring.

    • @exlordinthedude8080
      @exlordinthedude8080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@fz000ghost8 Lmao

    • @nicolaswewe5559
      @nicolaswewe5559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I see mans of culture here

    • @ghostblade1042
      @ghostblade1042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@fz000ghost8 I see you are a man of culture as well

    • @Ersb99
      @Ersb99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fz000ghost8 just what I thought

  • @sawysauce1256
    @sawysauce1256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37629

    When dark souls is more accurate than most movies.

    • @Krevet_The2
      @Krevet_The2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1197

      Yes, thats the problem :/ and some peaple be like: nAH NaH NAh tHEi CaNd MoFE iN ThySs!.! yTz 75 KilOGrAm, nAH!

    • @SomersBugtopia
      @SomersBugtopia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +579

      @@Krevet_The2 Don't do that.

    • @ocek2744
      @ocek2744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1440

      @@Krevet_The2 What I find funny is that people often say Chainmail is better for movement, but that's incorrect as well.
      Plate armor is simply superior in almost all ways from a combat perspective. (Now from a combat readiness / economics stand-point you can make a case for chainmail.)

    • @williamsnekspeare3090
      @williamsnekspeare3090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      69th like.

    • @ags8507
      @ags8507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +377

      @@ocek2744 the thing is, soldiers/ knights left the castle fully armored and armed, in long treks and runs, a fully armored knight will always be more tired than just foot soldiers in chainmail/ leather, not only when leaving castle, but in the middle of battle too

  • @ericbelify
    @ericbelify ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I now MUST sponsor a 5k fun-run in full armor for all participants.

  • @clutchpedalreturnsprg7710
    @clutchpedalreturnsprg7710 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Cool. This video brings back fond memories of Danny Kaye in " The Court Jester ".

  • @alexrexaros9837
    @alexrexaros9837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1794

    Her majesty : Come, thee Roy and Queen aren't present
    Thou : Nay, I must anwser to Papal orders from the Church
    Her Majesty : Mine chastity belt is off
    Thou :

  • @ItsLloydM8
    @ItsLloydM8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3749

    Imagine looking out your window and seeing a man in his back garden dressed in full metal armour doing star jumps.

    • @petrus153
      @petrus153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ght ima gonna head out

    • @daniellevanaelst499
      @daniellevanaelst499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I would make that man my best friend

    • @hodgindaylon
      @hodgindaylon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Lmfao Star jumps? That a UK thing?

    • @kyle18934
      @kyle18934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I've only heard those being called jumping jacks. Star jumps make sense though

    • @jetrickgordo4026
      @jetrickgordo4026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think I prefer calling it Star Jumps now.

  • @aaronsavage8018
    @aaronsavage8018 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m liking these armor suit videos on my related lately

  • @MicaFarrierRheayan
    @MicaFarrierRheayan 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Very cool-looking in full armor

  • @ikdw3259
    @ikdw3259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10403

    One also has to consider the fact that the knights themselves spent most of their days training and were probably in much better physical shape than the average person today

    • @splitsong7368
      @splitsong7368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1566

      Professional Murder is hard work. Gotta be in tip top shape for it.

    • @ChrisPBacon-bl9rv
      @ChrisPBacon-bl9rv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1325

      Probably? The average person has the speed, reaction time and reflexes of a dead lizard. Im pretty sure training was more intense back then too

    • @SirCandyMint
      @SirCandyMint 3 ปีที่แล้ว +698

      @@ChrisPBacon-bl9rv unlikely
      They knew fuckall about nutrion and body mechanics

    • @BaxsStudios
      @BaxsStudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +380

      @shooty tooty gun with big magazine they compare it with the regular human from today not with athletes and everyone who does sport is fitter then the average lets say US american or then the average european.

    • @iLostTheStreak0
      @iLostTheStreak0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +492

      I'm sure that almost any of the people back then that were not malnourished or sitting in a position of power had veins busting out of every muscle. Ex stepdad was an alcoholic and had terrible eating habits but never left the farm and had a more solid physique than someone who does crossfit 5 days a week. The random peasant woodcutter or bricklayer without monsters and snack cakes would likely be among high end high school athlete level.

  • @kylebernadyn2465
    @kylebernadyn2465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5219

    Imagine how ungodly loud battlefields had to be with all these armor sets clangin’ and bangin’ around.

    • @edryctan672
      @edryctan672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1082

      The screams of people will drown everything else though.

    • @kylebernadyn2465
      @kylebernadyn2465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      @@edryctan672 Poetic, my friend.

    • @Brantonellis
      @Brantonellis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +367

      I’m sure bombs nowadays are slightly louder

    • @1003JustinLaw
      @1003JustinLaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      Battles have always been a loud business. The clash of weapons, clanging of armour and shields, screams of the dying and injured, frenzied battle cries, officers attempting to shout out orders amidst the chaos, etc.
      The only “quiet” battlefield, I think, are assassinations.

    • @kylebernadyn2465
      @kylebernadyn2465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@1003JustinLaw I’m picturing being in a village maybe a mile or two away from the battlefield and hearing at least faint cries and noises, if not ones clear as a bell, as I wait to see who’s victorious.

  • @agf05_zbn06
    @agf05_zbn06 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Imagine being running from enemy like that in medieval battle.

  • @LandkreuzerPRatte-ov1rc
    @LandkreuzerPRatte-ov1rc ปีที่แล้ว

    Once per year this video gets recommended to me, and once per year I watch it

  • @BeardedButter
    @BeardedButter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1657

    Imagine ramming someone with full body armor at full speed.

    • @sleekm7maverick374
      @sleekm7maverick374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      BeardedDoc that's like getting hit by a cabinet in the face....

    • @akakios7386
      @akakios7386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Now add a horse and a sharp lance!

    • @Daniel-rd6st
      @Daniel-rd6st 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Well play professional american football as a noob, pretty much the same effect.

    • @sir_krusty7881
      @sir_krusty7881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      fatality

    • @Yamsthenills
      @Yamsthenills 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Someone took the Pain Train perk...

  • @hewhositsuponfroggychair5722
    @hewhositsuponfroggychair5722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2577

    "Come over"
    "Can't I'm busy"
    "The Saracens have returned to Jerusalem"
    0:01

  • @schishne7546
    @schishne7546 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Not even fatrolling, damm thats a lot of endurance

  • @MCMLXXXVICCXII
    @MCMLXXXVICCXII 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Pillaging the nearby villages while the collumn marches? The choice of a true gentlemen!

  • @FrogEnjoyer17
    @FrogEnjoyer17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1165

    1:43 POV: You’re a Dark Souls boss

    • @shadow04cool
      @shadow04cool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Haha, thanks for the chuckle! Here’s a like 👍🏻😂

    • @AstarothGX7
      @AstarothGX7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      XXDDDD

    • @systemoflilly4376
      @systemoflilly4376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Roll

    • @Klyfel
      @Klyfel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this video also proved that souls are slow af, reality is even faster

    • @harrenysk
      @harrenysk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      1:25 POV: you're a normal enemy on the path to the boss

  • @nathanhale4328
    @nathanhale4328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2624

    1:16 Imagine there's a break in a chaotic battle and you and this guy lock eyes and he decides you're his next target

    • @Grabnok
      @Grabnok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      A One Man Crusade has chosen YOU as today's conversion target.

    • @LocalGoober10
      @LocalGoober10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      I have one thought:
      “FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK”

    • @cobalt6467
      @cobalt6467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      *induced panik*

    • @Pvviolinist
      @Pvviolinist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah, f that lol

    • @StarShade0
      @StarShade0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      POV: Your eyes lock on to another Pokémon trainer

  • @PeterMcleod117
    @PeterMcleod117 ปีที่แล้ว

    well the weight of the armor is distributed across the entire body, so that most pieces are supported by a difference muscle, so it makes sense that they would be able to move that fast.

  • @patoss69
    @patoss69 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Very good test and results!

  • @FriedrichTheGreatest
    @FriedrichTheGreatest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2273

    Me: Picks up item in an Oblivion shopkeepers store to look at it better
    Every guard in Cyrodil: 0:00