Depends on how she is and how he is. I also ranted similar things to my ex girlfriend as she nagged me quite a bit. We broke up bitterly but are still living. 😊
@@hp2084 apna kaam mere ko mat bata chaddi ka karobar tu kerta hai Berozgaar kahi ke Population zyada hai to fir bhi actor to ban hi rahe hai na Aisa to nhi hai ki actor nhi ban rhe hai Aur main to crime alert mein kaam bhi ker Chuka hun Tu bata tune kya ukhad ab tak
Writing a 5 min long monologue is a great achievement. ..but writing a meaningful one is a greater achievement. ..well written by the script writer ...and ofc well executed by our talented karthik
@@jayeshtaneja9260 yes when his first film was released it was clearly mentioned in late 1980's like 1988. He's very clever , he just wanna be young in the 90's generation so he changed it afterwards.
While I was watching diz, my girl friend who was sitting next to me saw it and start fighting with me..just because she thinks that I think the same way like him😂😂 😂😂
I guess this is the best scene of his career till now ... He has done this scene very well with all kind of expressions ....This is the toughest dialogue since it is too long or the way kartikey has done this , I guess he is right to be known as the monologue king 👏👏👌👍
chutiya ladki oscar kisi bhi aire gaire ko nahi milta oscar un movies ko milta hai jisme sirf realistic acting ho bus acting or great music naa ki ye ladkio ka donarona
@@YogiR96 yaar bari samjhdar h tu to...!! Usko or bakiyo ko v pata h ki oscar kaise milta h...!! Usne aisa esliye kaha kuki jo bollywood ke senior actors h wo v sayaf aisi speech na de pate...or best part ye h es speach me ki aaj ke generation ke girl-boy ke problems se kavi had tk milta h! Or sb se jaruri baat...ye koi rona dhona nai h..ye acting h...so thora soch ke bolo ki chutiya kon h..??
Bhai today one of my friend suggested me to watch and seriously his 5 minute speech has enunciated the whole story which is very well practices all around the world regardless the cast, creed, religion and all. Writer seriously deserves BHARAT RATNA and PADAM BHOOSHAN award at least 5 times, once won't suffice the minute writer's observation and incarnation in that scene. Kya behtareen tareeqa hai ye sab represent karney Ka.
+RAP When you reduce all women to this instead of a small portion, you are setting yourself up for a fall. Because you get what you expect so if you exoect all women to be like this, you will ignore those who are not and instead go for ones who are. Let us be honest: men love show-off and over-acting girls (like in this movie) for a relationship. Nice girls dont make the cut because then they have to worry about marriage. Girls like these movie ones howrver make it easier for men to break up with them once they want someone else under the pretext of it being woman's fault.
Hats off to script writer for writing this superb and so relatable monologue. Kartik nailed this and he did it again with PKP2 as well. Even in SKTKS he is awesome. This whole team is literally delivering success after success.( Missing Liquid )
All researchers and scientists has failed to make ,how a women can make Happy it is impossible . All the big and historical battle took place because of women and it's desire , temptation , anger . But we are indian we used to watch love movie with happy ending but in reality it is different . We are not completely materialistic and not completely spritual we are confused people .
@@pankajdubey9572 if u r blaming sita and Draupadi for battle Then u r an idiot How badly they suffered with the hands of men and still people blame them
best monologue ever..Kartik u rocked it 😍😍😍😂😂😂😊😊😊...Though I'm a girl but I like it too much...and really 90% of girls are really this kind of what he was saying...
I watched this movie yesterday and I must say I felt so bad for all these three men. Love this part, first time watching these actors and I must say they all are so talented.
I had a friend in Australia who was so heartbroken after his gf left him I send him this clip he comes out laughing and said I have avenged my gf by sending this clip
+dhakad dhasu which is wrong too. A man has as much right to be emotional as a woman- if you forget how to be emotional, you lose the right to be human. Emotions help us remember humanity.
I has a crush on a girl and she also has a crush on me . But we didn't confess ever . We are good friends and talks a lot but from last 6 months , we didn't talk because of studies and long distance , and I was becoming obsessed with her . Yesterday on my birthday , she didn't even message . I don't know the reason . I just came here and is monologue ne mera saara 6 mahine ka obsession or love kahtam kar diya us ladki ke liye 😂 . Literally this video saved my time I was wasting for her 😂
The monologue that actually took off Kartik Aaryan's career.
Sara ali khan naam suna hai kabhi
@@Keanureeves853 bhai bhai
@@gauranshsingh9735 har ek chij me politics lana jaroori hai kya? Fun karo dusro ko sad nhi
@@Keanureeves853 bhai waise nuhrat barucha ke sath pehle popular tha kartik
Ya❤
Imagine his girlfriend standing behind him during this whole scene. THE COFFIN DANCE ☠
Underrated comment'
Rip ur life
Classic comedy
Depends on how she is and how he is. I also ranted similar things to my ex girlfriend as she nagged me quite a bit. We broke up bitterly but are still living. 😊
Tutududo
Remembering such a long dialogue, and delivering it in such a convincing style needs some real talent. You rocked, Mr. Kartik Aaryan!
Maybe he felt that too that's why he was so genuine in his acting
Dil se nikla hai bhai
Guys I work inside a production house. And it's not one take
Hutiye, multiple shots are combined in one single dialogue
Any dialogue isn't a one shot 😂😂 it required multiple takes
Years will pass,but this dialouge will never be out of trend😂❤
This monolouge :)
*Monologue
@@testandtrials you, a girl 🤣
Monologue...😜😜😂😂🤣🤣
Now he is Rooh Baba 😍😍
This script writer was a genius, hats off to him.
Ya right .😝😝😝
It's a stolen collection of many stand up comedian scripts you Dumbo.
I like it
Balajied Lyngdoh at least that works
KINGDOM yeah because Indian nature is to copy other's accomplishments and hard works.
Imagine at the end camera man says
Sir camera on karna bhool gaya😱...😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
haha
Karthik be lyk:- Oo bhai, maro muje, maro... Kya majak ho raha hai... 😂
😂
😆😆😆😆
OMG..... He really deserves an award. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh.
Aap fir bhi ni sudhroge
@@neerajvyas974 it is annoying truth 😂😂😂😂 of an women
@@musicojpr6582 😂
No one can beat Kartik with his monologue 🙂
Kartik is the best
I can beat him
@@shaizilwarsi7852 Bhai banja jaake actor
@@Karthik-hd8jw Abe Mumbai mein hi hun
@@shaizilwarsi7852mumbai ki population pata haina. Actor banne ko bola usne, mumbai ki dharavi me chaddi dhone ko nahi.
@@hp2084 apna kaam mere ko mat bata chaddi ka karobar tu kerta hai
Berozgaar kahi ke
Population zyada hai to fir bhi actor to ban hi rahe hai na
Aisa to nhi hai ki actor nhi ban rhe hai
Aur main to crime alert mein kaam bhi ker Chuka hun
Tu bata tune kya ukhad ab tak
He actually deserves the award for the best speech😂
Writing a 5 min long monologue is a great achievement. ..but writing a meaningful one is a greater achievement. ..well written by the script writer ...and ofc well executed by our talented karthik
The writer must have a horrible girlfriend lol or should I say a normal girlfriend hahah
@@desiroots7806 haha
The fact that Kartik aryan played a role of person older than him, he was just 20 at that time 😂 . Hats off
22-23, his real DOB is 1988, not 1990.
@@friendlyghost04 how do you know
@@jayeshtaneja9260 yes when his first film was released it was clearly mentioned in late 1980's like 1988.
He's very clever , he just wanna be young in the 90's generation so he changed it afterwards.
@@jayeshtaneja9260yes he is true he was born in 1988
Choudhary at the end of dilogue : वो उंगली वाला मेरे साथ भी हुआ है 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 sahi hai
haha❤️
mere sath bhi 😂😂😂😂
A happy woman is a myth 😂 Give the writer a Bharath Ratna 🤣
haha true
A loyal man is a myth!
@@snehaagarwal1100 Then a loyal woman is also a Myth.
@@snehaagarwal1100 Exactly
@@snehaagarwal1100
A loyal girl is an ultra-myth 🖕
This monologue will be a classic 50 years from now. It will never be forgotten.
i had a crush on a girl recently..😇
.
.
.i think it's over now..🤘😂😂😂😂😂
Hey u copied my comment😂 anyhow we both are safe now😂
GOOD CHOICE
Thank god she's safe now from you😂
@Kirigaya Kazuto 🤦 if any women say anything that means she is feminst
trust me crush ko dekh kr ghar ja or masturbate kr u will never think.again
Every line is just awesome so relatable 😂😂😂 I watch this scene minimum 1000 times
He deserves bharat ratna😁😁🎩
Being Human sahi baat hai
Yes you are right
Haha sahi h 😂😂lots of kicchh kichh
Being Human 😬agree
Yes he deserves Oscar too
my fav. actor kartik aaryan👌👌👌love u sir I really want to meet u 😢😢😢😢😢sir
L😘L.
Anyone from 2019..still watching
Love you DHONI meee😂
@@shwetakakkar9343 😀😀
Bhai m bhi 🤣
Yes watching and will also be watched in 2029.
to kya huaa 2019 me dekh liya to????...koi medal mil gya kya.????...jaha bhi dekho sab yahi likhte hain...huh...
Legendary speech🤣🤣🤣Oscar speech can't describe in words🤣🤣🤣😂😂
ye ungli wala mere sath bi hua hai.its all true
He proved he’s an engineer,
remembering dialogues for long time😂
3:27 kartik did it first😂😂
Oh yes! 😂
Yep!!!
@Deadpool Abhishek upmanyu dialogue.
oh "main kya karun phir job chhod dun ?" 🤣
This scene has a separate fan base 😂
Omg I'm a kid bit I still understand this!!!😂lol
While I was watching diz, my girl friend who was sitting next to me saw it and start fighting with me..just because she thinks that I think the same way like him😂😂 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 is it over now?
Bhai tu hai k tha? 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And, this was his last comment.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
After 10 months of relationship I saw this film and related. After 10 years of relationship, I still feel the same. 😆
Bro kya jhooth bol rha h 10 years to hue bhi nhi movie aay hue only 6 years puraani h film :/
@@kell7003 2011 ki film hai
So you are still a wimp after watching this film? Man, did this film fail to think some sense in you!
No way
batman's part was awesome
Lol yes
0:48 Batman wali 🤣🤣. Tum to kuvh karte nahi ho, after some time , Ohhh!! Tum to batman bann gaye. Mujhe to simple ladka chahiye. Epic words 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ya the dark knight😥
@@bruh4196 *Batman Begins
Hahaha that part was so funny
Watch my monologue 😂😂
That is actually not funny but very brutal and annoying truth
Rachel was a very bad character
he nailed it so true lol
Chup
Rahul
+Sajid Khoda u fuck off
👍👍👍👍
Came back to watch this scene again...after 2012
The whole speach is so true that it has become universal truth.
this guy deserves Oscar award
I guess this is the best scene of his career till now ... He has done this scene very well with all kind of expressions ....This is the toughest dialogue since it is too long or the way kartikey has done this , I guess he is right to be known as the monologue king 👏👏👌👍
somebody give him Oscar..he deserves..what a Dialogue delivery..me to fan ho gyi
chutiya ladki oscar kisi bhi aire gaire ko nahi milta oscar un movies ko milta hai jisme sirf realistic acting ho bus acting or great music naa ki ye ladkio ka donarona
@@YogiR96 yaar bari samjhdar h tu to...!!
Usko or bakiyo ko v pata h ki oscar kaise milta h...!!
Usne aisa esliye kaha kuki jo bollywood ke senior actors h wo v sayaf aisi speech na de pate...or best part ye h es speach me ki aaj ke generation ke girl-boy ke problems se kavi had tk milta h!
Or sb se jaruri baat...ye koi rona dhona nai h..ye acting h...so thora soch ke bolo ki chutiya kon h..??
Watch my monologue 😂😂😂
There are far more better performances than this please and this isn't called oscar performance.
Matlab kuch bhi🤣🤣🤣
kartik os very limited and overrated actor
In fact the most overrated actor
Just doing all same kind of things and his roles....
Bhai today one of my friend suggested me to watch and seriously his 5 minute speech has enunciated the whole story which is very well practices all around the world regardless the cast, creed, religion and all.
Writer seriously deserves BHARAT RATNA and PADAM BHOOSHAN award at least 5 times, once won't suffice the minute writer's observation and incarnation in that scene. Kya behtareen tareeqa hai ye sab represent karney Ka.
the most epic monologue ever !
Must h...😊😂
Love Karthik Aryan. My fav actor in comic role. He nailed it in his each n every comedy movie......
Hello Army
Yup 💜 best actor
kartik os very limited and overrated actor
In fact the most overrated actor
Just doing all same kind of things and his roles....
4:35 Chaudhary's face.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He realized yeh uske saath bhi hua hai 😂
4:45 - naagin bin kyu bajta hai
Kyunki bandwala bhi chetavani deta hai ki kon aanewala hai tumhari zindagi main😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂
Am I the only girl who like this topic and video?😋😎
me tooo
Angel Saba I love it
Me too..😁
hehe ..even i do
mee too
kartik aryan jaisa koi dialouge bol ke bataye means english plus hindi in a correct form
Bhai ... kota factory dekhi hai? Nahi dekhi toh dekh lo 👀
Ashish chanchlani 😂😂
Haha
Bhai kota factory episode 3
English+ Hindi
2018 and i am still watching it. almost every week. Whoever wrote this dialouge should get an oscar. 🙌
01:17 shopping kya aggrresion se bola hai🔥😂🤣
He is definitely saying it from his heart.
I'm here after his corona monologue
i also 😭😭🤣🤣
Me too. Can't help but remember this one.
i m here for u jasmine
I also
Huuu
There's more truth in these 5 minutes than there is in 5 years of university.
Flint Westwood tbh... It's not that true. Some girls are like this but not all. But it's definitely very funny. The dailogue I mean
Skittliciouz Disaster I wish you were right but girls that are not like that are very rare or none.
+RAP When you reduce all women to this instead of a small portion, you are setting yourself up for a fall. Because you get what you expect so if you exoect all women to be like this, you will ignore those who are not and instead go for ones who are. Let us be honest: men love show-off and over-acting girls (like in this movie) for a relationship. Nice girls dont make the cut because then they have to worry about marriage. Girls like these movie ones howrver make it easier for men to break up with them once they want someone else under the pretext of it being woman's fault.
True!!!
Every girls behaviour especially on their god damn period
And this another guy's expression... I just can't stop my laugh 😂... And kartik aryan's action is in an another level... Love it.. 👏
Hats off to script writer for writing this superb and so relatable monologue. Kartik nailed this and he did it again with PKP2 as well. Even in SKTKS he is awesome. This whole team is literally delivering success after success.( Missing Liquid )
Koi 2019 me dekh raha he ye😌😉
Haa
Kya karu yar apni bhi life aisi hi hai
Me
yup ,
Aho
All the boyz r sooo happy in the comment box🤣🤣🤣🤣
😆😆
And what about girl????????
Watch my monologue video plz😂
Coz they realize they were right 🤣🤣
Even i am a girl but i am saying, these all words are correct 😁😂
😂😂😂
I'm agree with you ig😂
Nice 😉😉
@Lady Amara lol even i am a girl and i myself agree more than 95% of girls are exactly as karthik bitched in the video
Bruh, all the woman feel attacked. 😂😂
Nice
To esa krti Kyu ho
@@sarikak8270 well it was sarcasm?
All researchers and scientists has failed to make ,how a women can make Happy it is impossible .
All the big and historical battle took place because of women and it's desire , temptation , anger .
But we are indian we used to watch love movie with happy ending but in reality it is different .
We are not completely materialistic and not completely spritual we are confused people .
@@pankajdubey9572 if u r blaming sita and Draupadi for battle
Then u r an idiot
How badly they suffered with the hands of men and still people blame them
best monologue ever..Kartik u rocked it 😍😍😍😂😂😂😊😊😊...Though I'm a girl but I like it too much...and really 90% of girls are really this kind of what he was saying...
Sumana Guchhait please call me 7078146417
Very few lady admit it
Either u courg or ur single... 😁😁😁
Charan kaha hai apke? 🙏🙏
Do u come in this 90% category
Haha sumana u are right
Jab bhi relationship men aane ka man karta hai to yaha aa jata hoon...😂😂😂
😂
rolfzzzzzz __/\__
🤣🤣🤣
The dialogue that changed his entire life.
9, July 2019. And still this is an epic monologue 😍...
Ayeee mere bday ke din...
Ayeee mere bday ke din
Mera monologue dekho koi 😂
It's 20 Jan 2022 ❤️
I watched this movie yesterday and I must say I felt so bad for all these three men. Love this part, first time watching these actors and I must say they all are so talented.
Omg! He is soooo true 😂
Really
aap bhi yashita
Whenever I miss her , I listen to this and it works always 😂
Ladko ka Basic need logic in an argument...
That is. Soo true
Kartik aaryan is a really great actor...without cut the scenes...lagatar 5mint unhone dialogue Bola...matlab brilliant yr❤️❤️
Savage man!!He just killed it🔥🔥🔥
Maine toh expect bhi nahi kiya tha kiya pure 5:00 sirf kartik ka hi dailouge hoga. Kartik deserves more and more films 👍👍👍🙏🙏🙏
"Wo ungli wala mere sath bhi hua Hai" :D
nobody ,litreally nobody apprecite thakur's expressions during monolouge ....frekin hilarious
After tvf kota episode 3😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yessss😂
Chemistry wala???
Kya usse pehle is mahan scene ke bare me pata nehi tha kya tumhe ?
Sharam karo 😄
Watch my monologue video plz😂
I don't watch movies, don't listen songs but i like this monologue dialogue. Best & 100% true dialogue in history of bollywood cinema.
*Koi Kota factory me vaivabh ka monologue dekhke aya Hain*
haan but ye banda bhaut irritating hai yr
🖐️🖐️🖐️
Bhai abhi kota factory dekh k aya😂😂🔥
Ha bhai
Suryadev Thakur chll chutiya
Omg kartik aryaan kill it...😂😂😂😂😂
❤️😍😍❤️
Watch my monologue video plz😂
Never gets old
Me and my husband watch this countless time
Seriously... You can agree with me when i say... The Pyar Ka Punchnama series and Sonu Ke Titu Ki Sweety will never be the same without Kartik Aaryan!
Best monologue ever!!!
I had a friend in Australia who was so heartbroken after his gf left him I send him this clip he comes out laughing and said I have avenged my gf by sending this clip
It's my favourite part of this movie.. Superb Dialogues 👍👍👍😂😂😂😂
2:08 huhui🤣🤣🤣😂
Brilliant......freaking all true.........
table lena hai table lena hai😂😂
Tanu Gupta 😂😂😂😂
Tanu Gupta hi
Selfish
Kartik Aryaan is most talented actor of this generation
SHANTANU AMBILDHOK dafaq
SHANTANU AMBILDHOK 😬😬😬agree
Right
SHANTANU AMBILDHOK haan yrr kartik aaryan bahut hi underrated actor hai
Agreed!
2022.. They say kartik is still talking😛
Someone please give him an Oscar. He deserves it 😂😂
Yes i believe 🙏
Wow,,,,what a speech...Killed it Kartik Aryan😍😍😍
1:29 🙈 I end up doing that at the mall
😂🤣
He delivered a very long script with such perfection.
Hats off 🎩👍👏👏👏👏👏🎬
Who are here after his COVID 19 awareness speech???
Watch my monologue video plz😂
Bhai voh ungli vala scene mere sath bhi hua hai😡
🤣🤣😂
Singh sahab.... Aap bhi 😂😂😂👌👌👌🙏
😸😸😸
🤦♀️🤦♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣😇😇😇💣
😜😜😂😂😂
It's 2022 and ...Still The most relatable 5 min masterpiece of Bollywood ever.
😊👌
My all time favourite scene..
Though I Am A Girl But I completely agree with u
Shilpa Shere thank God ladkiyaan aakhir kaar accept to kar rhi hain....
Par madam ye baata saktein hain ki aap log aisa kyon karti hain
I am a girl....but I like this part.....
what an excellent dialogue,... acting...marvellous
👏👏👏
From. Here to bhool bhulyia2 great work kartik bhaii big
Fan...... Frooom all fan
This make his carear at another level👍🏻❤️😎😎
Here after "Chemistry Exception hai speech" 😂
Green Nahi apple green, red Nahi crimson red, pink Nahi "hot pink'!
😂😂😂😂😂😂 bechare ko koi thandha pilao yar
is film me sbse acha
meko yhii lgtaa h 😘😘😘😘😘#my favorite #😘😘😘
Priya Pandey fir ati h aap jaise......Jo baat to kbhi krte nhi......ess hero se.....pr kisses vaah....kbhi unhe bhi de diya kro ......Jo aapke aas pass raih KR.....apki.....lyf me khussiya laate h....!!
Sachhai bta di na isne ladkiyo ki
why u guys need a gf if u cant handle her emotions.self centred people.
@@shanaya5855 same goes with girls.. But society does not permit a boy to be emotional.. Nai to mard, mard kaise rahega..??😂
+dhakad dhasu which is wrong too. A man has as much right to be emotional as a woman- if you forget how to be emotional, you lose the right to be human. Emotions help us remember humanity.
No one can beat Kartik and Kartik's monologue
awesome, brilliant, this 5:16min is the sum of each and every couple. I have seen this scene atleast 100 times.
Who is here after kartik aryan corona speech😂😂
I felt soo bad for the guys 🤣🤣 but couldn't stop laughing at how kartik went on and on. I was breathless by just listening to him.
I has a crush on a girl and she also has a crush on me . But we didn't confess ever . We are good friends and talks a lot but from last 6 months , we didn't talk because of studies and long distance , and I was becoming obsessed with her . Yesterday on my birthday , she didn't even message . I don't know the reason . I just came here and is monologue ne mera saara 6 mahine ka obsession or love kahtam kar diya us ladki ke liye 😂 . Literally this video saved my time I was wasting for her 😂
I am a girl but I am saying that it's. True
miss saisha Sharma Hiii
YOU ARE HONEST PERSON
Miss saisha sharma ji muje to iska solution bta do please Tum girl ho to sayad bta sakti ho
🤣🤣
All who comment here are despo
This can never get old 👏😍
I am girl but I like it😆😆
gaurika agrwal 👏🏻 nobody 👏🏻 cares 👏🏻
tho nachu 😂
So what
So grateful for subtitles!! I kinda wish life had subtitles 🤔😄😁