Cellbit Reacts to Full QSMP Story - Part 2

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  • #qsmp #qsmpbrasil #qsmpclips
    English:
    Cellbit Reacts to Full QSMP Story - Part 2
    Portugues:
    #qsmp #qsmpbrasil #qsmpclips #badboyhalo #baghera #clipsquackity #foreverplayer
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  • @rebelgami
    @rebelgami 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +327

    TRANSLATION - ENG
    0:20 it will start when the brazilians arrived, ok lets watch how they will tell the story until now
    0:36 true, the eggs were gone
    0:41 look us, look us
    0:44 what's that? lol there is a selection player screen (reading his attributes), 6 in investigation? what does that mean federation?
    0:56 (reading pac's attributes) fair, fair, i would put 4 on speed but ok
    1:08 (reading mike's attributes) why luck? cause he stumbles into the lore?
    1:19 (reading forever's attributes) fair, fair
    1:26 (reads felps attributes) perfect, perfect, here they got it right, i wouldn't change anything, sharp
    1:55 how's that federation? no cracks? well, if you are saying, fine
    2:34 damn, they recorded a great take of the order
    2:40 you afraid cucurucho? u fucking afraid cucurucho? you clown, wait for me to get in there today
    2:51 they didn't mention the codes yet, right?
    2:57 but they are talking about (luzu's) computer, maybe smth (abt the codes) appears now
    3:10 oh ok it's now, look look, wait what's written here? let me see
    (translating the binary code)
    3:43 codes ok
    3:52 I like a lot how philza... he is a very restrained dude, so he doesn't express, I mean he of course feel things, it was a really intense moment for him, but he didn't expressed his feelings externally, he is a man with posture
    4:10 so u see "philza cried for help" but philza its lke this (imitating philza), a man of posture
    4:38 nooooo, i had forgotten about that, it was that day damn so sad, it was that day bobby lost his first life
    4:52 this scene is so sad, I dont even have the courage to watch this again, i dont want to watch, omg
    5:06 it didn't have the slightest need to show that
    5:27 yeah they changed a little bit the events time-line, but i prefer like this way, changing the order of some events doesnt take the impact of it, I like the way they are resuming it like that, they're doing good
    5:47 WILL YOU SHOW WHAT YOU MADE TO ME YOU PEACE OF SHT, aaa you will cut it out right? you clown, will you show? will you show?
    6:13 he will show, son of a bich, motherfcker motherfcker
    6:23 he showed
    6:30 what a disgrace, first time this motherfucker showed his true face, he even zoom on my face and humiliated me in front of everyone, but is good, show, SHOW IT, SHOW IT, LOOK, SHOW IT you clown, show it you assh0le, show them the truth
    7:02 this scene is so funny, "bruh" and then disappear
    7:08 YOU EVEN PUT HIM LAUGHING AT MY FACE YOU DISGRACE, SON OF A BICH
    7:24 yeah i got a little answer, i discovered the island was real, i wounldnt say little sucess, i would say a little information
    7:36 HE SAID WHAT? PLAYFUL SCARE/ A JOKE??? OMG, SOMEONE HOLD ME FCK SOMEONE HOLD ME HOLD ME FCK IM GONNA BEAT THAT GUY FCK SOMEONE HOLD ME HOLD ME, THIS GUY IS KIDDING ME, THIS GUY IS FCKING KIDDING ME, wth what is that, whats his thinking
    8:34 oh no, ok fine (sarcasm), SOCIALIZING, SOCIALIZING, U SON OF BTCH, these guys are playing with my feelings
    8:51 this video is a personal attack for me
    8:59 the biggest grill master, this man just.... bro, this day was so fcked, this day he was so fcked, this day he was trying to fool me
    9:11 the biggest grill master, lol i was so angry, i mean i'm still angry, but this day i had just been tortured 2 days ago, I was completely upset and no one believed me,
    9:26 no one believed my words, i passed this bunch of stuff and everyone was just like "oh, oh, omg yeah fine", and cucurucho just making barbecue on my garden, look i live there, its my house
    9:43 son of a bich came to my house make barbecue, bro what a disgrace
    9:53 lol i was so outraged
    10:04 MISTERIOUS REASONS, OMG this guy..
    10:15 this video is an affront directly to me, this video is a personal attack from the federation to me, this is crazy
    10:22 the fake news are completely disproportionate
    to be continued (some day)

    • @peaches5682
      @peaches5682 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      you're a literal saint, thank you SO MUCH ♥️

    • @coquitooooo
      @coquitooooo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      WOW THANK YOU SO MUCH

    • @viajandopelanet01
      @viajandopelanet01 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      não precisava, pois tem legenda no vídeo original, mas obrigado pelo trabalho.😊
      Edit: Nossa, vc estava traduzindo o que o Cellbit estava falando, isso realmente é uma grande ajuda.
      Eu sou muito desatento.

    • @sh_joy
      @sh_joy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      THANK YOU SO MUCH genuinely!! You're amazing 🤩❤

    • @camarvan
      @camarvan 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      GOAT ty ty for this

  • @narniadici1976
    @narniadici1976 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +195

    Cellbit and Cucurucho fucking hating each other is my favorite thing ever XDDD

    • @nyck2286
      @nyck2286 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      É uma relação linda de funcionário do mês e chefe formada pelo ódio kkkkkkkkkkkkk

    • @futazz
      @futazz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Actually Cucurucho loves cellbit!,
      Forever went to the federation with Cucurucho and Saw 3 pictures of cellbit and ask Cucurucho
      "you sure really love cellbit hm?"
      Cucurucho answer
      "yes"

    • @Jay-nh6um
      @Jay-nh6um 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Is it just me or is their relationship similar to Chell and GLaDos from Portal?

    • @AntepenultimaRomantica
      @AntepenultimaRomantica 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Jay-nh6um it reminds me of that too

  • @mmmidontcare
    @mmmidontcare 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    I love how cucurucho said
    “after the playful scare”
    SIR YOU CHASED AND KILLED HIM WITH A CHAINSAW!!!

  • @karla6479
    @karla6479 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +201

    *ENGLISH TRANSLATION*
    0:10 C: what's up?
    0:20 C: This one is from when the Brazilians arrived, let's see how they gonna show the story until now. Let's see..
    0:37 C: That's true, the eggs were missing.
    0:42 C: Look at us! Look at us!
    0:45 C: What's th- *laughs* there's- there's a selection screen! I have strength three, intelligence four, and six of investigation? What does that mean Federation?
    * Reads Pac's skills *
    C: Fair, fair. I'd put four of speed but let's go...
    * Reads Mike's*
    C: Why lucky? Cuz he stumble on the lore?
    * Reads Forever's*
    C: Fair, fair..
    *Sees Felps' skills*
    C: Perfect. *Claps* Perfect. Here, they did it perfectly. There's no nee- I wouldn't change anything. At the point.
    1:55 C: 🤨 How was that, federation? What was the "no cracks"? Well, if you're saying... Ok.
    2:33 C: wow, they recorded it so well. They put some respect on the order.
    ...
    C: Are u holding your ass, cucurucho? (It's a Brazilian slang, it means that u're extremely afraid of something) Are you afraid, dumbass? Wait until I log on today.
    2:53 C: They didn't mentioned the codes appearing yet, right?
    ...
    Hm, but they're talking about the computer so maybe they do now.
    ...
    Oh, yes. It's now. Look, look, look! *Notices the binary code* What's written here? Let me see.. *Looks up for the translation* What's it? (2x) "codes" ah, ok.
    3:57 C: I love that Philza is a quiet/reserved person. He's really reserved so he doesn't express- Of course he feels things, it was a very tense moment for him but he doesn't express it externally. He's a seri- He's a serious man. Then, u see "Philza cried for help" yk? And he's like this "😐" * keyboard sounds*
    ...
    A serious man.
    4:40 C: Nooooooo! I've forgotten about that.. It was on that day. Noooo, that's so sad. It was on that day Bobby lost his first life.
    ...
    Noooo, this scene is very sad. I don't even have the courage to see it again. I don't even want to see it again.
    ...
    Oh, no... Oh, no... There's no need for something like that.
    5:28 C: Well, they changed the events' timeline a bit. The Order was created after this event, but I prefer like that! I don't think that changing the timeline of some events changes the impact. I liked the way they're summarizing it.
    5:48 C: GONNA SHOW WHAT U DID TO ME, YOUR PIECE OF SHIT? AAAH, U GONNA CUT IT OFF, RIGHT? (2x) GONNA SHOW IT? (2x)
    6:13 C: Uh, he's gonna show it. Son of a B* (3x) He showed (2x)
    ...
    What a bastard... (2x) The first time that this... cockold, showed his real face. He even zoomed in my face, this son of a B*. Humiliating me in front of everyone one! But it's good (2x) Show it! (2x) *claps* Show it, your clown! Show it you assh*le! Show them the truth!
    ...
    * Laughs* This scene is so good. It's just "bro" and I disappear.
    ...
    THEY EVEN PUT HIM LAUGHING AT ME!!! YOU BASTARD! SON OF A B* 😡😡😡
    7:27 C: Well, I got a little answer there... I found out that the island is real. I wouldn't say it was a "little suces-". Well, that was a little success, there was a little answer. It was a little info, a little info- HE SAID WHAT!??? A "PLAYFUL"!?
    noooo... HOLD ME, FUCK - HOLD ME! (2-3x) This guy think I'm a joke! He's playing with me! Wh-what is that?? He thinks it's a jok- * looks at screen* literally, huh?
    8:36 C: oh, yeah yeah. Sure! .... Soc- SOCIALIZING? SOCIALIZING, MOTHERF*CKER? They're playing with my feelings, this is a personal attack against me.
    ...
    The grill master?? Bro, this man... This man said- oh, on that day he was a scoundrel. On that day, he fooled me. "The grill master" he said.
    ...
    * Laughs* I was really mad- I mean, not seriously but I've been recently tortured. I was completely upset, nobody believed me. I passed by this whole thing and they were like "oh, no. Omg~" "oh no, really?~" and he was there, doing barbecue at my yard. I LIVED THERE! (2x) He went to my home to make a barbecue. Bro... What a bastard.
    * Laughs * I was really upset. [...] MYSTERIOUS REASONS? Noo, this man- This video is a personal attack from the federation. This is crazy. The fake news are completely disproportionate. I need to do a response video to this- this outrage!
    10:57 C: don't do that Felps! Don't do it!
    11:05 F: Where am I!? Jesus Christ..
    C: The "something", huh? The "something" is being capt- "I need your help with something. I just need u to be in this block of ice for a month while I do experiments on you which nobody figured out what was until today"?
    11:28 C: HE SAID IT IN SPANISH! Holy shit, have been a while since he said that. I'll start speaking in Spanish with him so he'll say "desfruta la Isla".
    I think I haven't seen this whole scene of felps, they even turned off the lights.
    12:13 C: Damn, they even included this scene here. I've forgotten about that, they didn't let us to take pictures.
    ...
    The classics Order days, when everyone wanted to investigate together.
    ...
    Look how was the favela. It was a disaster!
    13:15 C: WHAT? He wasn't- This is real? He really met a masked man, I thought he was lying!
    ...
    Bro, what's that?
    ...
    Man, what's going on with those colors on Max's Minecraft? The colors are so vibrant, looks like he was using drugs.
    14:03 C: Awwwwn, I miss Sofia! This original Sofia, I miss her. Damn, I miss her.
    ...
    And she just- she just broke right?
    14:29 C: The French arrived.
    ...
    Holy shit, I don't remember the plane falling on vertical like this. Wtf, how did they make it? Bro if the airplane drops like that, there's no one left alive. Damn!
    ... How does it fell on vertical and is like that? * Amongus * Forget it (2x) This is the rp experience. If it was on the vertical no one would understand a thing.
    * Reading the chat: "Etoles hold it (the airplane) with his hands."
    15:46 C: Nooo, they nerfed Phil! They destroyed his plantation, poor Phil.
    * FRENCH PRESENTATION *
    (Im rlly tired to describe everything thing so here's a summary: He laughed of Etoles protecting QSMP and said it makes sense, asked why that was the Antoine picture, and said that the Kameto's meme was true)
    16:52 C: I thought it was- (foolish) Why is there a foolish picture?
    17:28 C: that day was extremely chaotic. Being careful with pomme, appearing on the middle of this shit. Imagine pomme loosing her first life at the first day cuz there was so many mines?
    18:10 C: NOOOOO! Don't get into that dungeon, Roier! (2x) No, they aren't doing it to me, they are not doing it to me right now.
    ...
    It was the worst thing that federation ever did, i think. They created a whole adventure, they gave hope- a task, a dungeon, and at the end it didn't change anything. The worst shit they ever did.
    19:00 C: against the federation, a bunch of fucking assholes.
    19:48 C: That's cruelty, Bobby didn't have the right of doing it.
    ...
    Nooo
    ...
    I always wanted to have an adventure only me and Bobby. It would've been fun.
    ...
    It would be nice, like me and Roier inverting the tasks. He doing Richas tasks and I doing Bobby's.
    ...
    Noo, this is fucking cruel. THIS IS CRUELTY! (2x)
    21:28 C: The lowest... They posted it just to fuck people's mental health! I was already sad! (2x) I was already at the rock bottom and they gave me a shovel and asked me to dig! Bunch of assholes. Fuck, how I hate the federation! But nice video (2x) They're taking many pov's and it's been funny to watch. However, I don't even know how they would start the part 3.. Bro, starts to happen so many things from here * laughs* All the infiltrating arc.. Omg, good luck for them! From here, is just going down (chaos).
    ...
    That being said-
    (BRO I'M SO TIRED, Cellbit never talks this much watching things so I thought it would be easy to translate. IT TOOK ME AN HOUR! Wtf? But I hope everyone could enjoy it and please ignore all the spelling or grammar mistakes i just got home from work, my brain isn't working properly)

    • @lillianconstencedoodles
      @lillianconstencedoodles 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! ❤❤❤❤

    • @rosanooktown
      @rosanooktown 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Thank you for translating!! It's very useful ❤

    • @sunami_k145
      @sunami_k145 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Passou de 2 linha nao leio patrão 🤓👆

    • @Ra1WasHere
      @Ra1WasHere 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Obrigadooo❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

    • @cheesepuf5000
      @cheesepuf5000 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Thank you you absolute legend!!!!!

  • @cb_br_jp1623
    @cb_br_jp1623 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +331

    lol he got so mad

    • @meygan_
      @meygan_ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Yeah, kkkk

    • @Oklahoma_is_me
      @Oklahoma_is_me 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Kkkkkkkk

  • @erogenouz
    @erogenouz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    i keep going back to this video cus he's so funny, he gets SO angry at cucurucho it makes him physically react, he literally uses self-soothing techniques to calm down cus he gets too riled up, i love this guy

  • @narniadici1976
    @narniadici1976 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    2:11 Cellbit VS 2:16 q!Cellbit

  • @hentv.
    @hentv. 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +160

    14:40 confirmado, cellbit y roier fueron separados al nacer xd
    Literalmente lo que dice Cell es lo mismo que dijo Roier sobre el avión y también que si este caída de frente como fue a terminar de costado, si lo quieren confirmar vayan al video de la reacción en la parte 10:27

    • @nat_8865
      @nat_8865 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Alguém faz edit dos dois falando a mesma coisa kkkkkkkk
      Eu preciso de uma edit do roier e cellbit falando isso

  • @MarcelaBraga-wu2lw
    @MarcelaBraga-wu2lw 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    #1 cucuruchu's hater would obviously be the one to get so mad abt him Lmaooooo

  • @Raylee00
    @Raylee00 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +190

    Mano, eles n tinham direito de botar o bobby por último.... pior msm foi ver o bobby escrevendo: "qual vai ser a nossa próxima aventura?" Eles n tinham esse direito ;-;

    • @TripaSeca123
      @TripaSeca123 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Foi o último acontecimento, faz sentido eles colocarem mas eu entendi o seu ponto

  • @6Assassino_da_Pista9
    @6Assassino_da_Pista9 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +144

    Plot Twist: o QSMP era broma do Cucurucho

    • @d_camara
      @d_camara 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Não é a primeira vez que uma motosserra "de brincadeira" fudeu a vida do cellbit esse ano

    • @DaniShow491
      @DaniShow491 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Plot Twist: Todos estavam num coma

    • @diegohenrique9628
      @diegohenrique9628 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Brincadeira mano

    • @nat_8865
      @nat_8865 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@DaniShow491aí piora☠️👍

  • @loster2429
    @loster2429 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +178

    esse foi o melhor react kkkkkkkk

    • @lkm630y79
      @lkm630y79 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      hsuahsua ele teve a reação mais viva
      acho que muita galera ficou meio perdida pq não participou do que tava no video e tals :k

    • @myheadisevered
      @myheadisevered 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Com certeza kkkkkkkkkkkk mistura de emoções vendo isso em live ontem, ri muito e quase chorei com esse final sobre bobby

    • @nat_8865
      @nat_8865 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Foi quase um ataque a ele kkkkkkk

  • @lune-jz2c
    @lune-jz2c 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    14:57 O ROIER DISSE O MESMO KSKAKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSKSKSMS

    • @nat_8865
      @nat_8865 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Edit deles falando a mesma coisa para hoje kkkkkkk

  • @Maxence.
    @Maxence. 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    8:45 forever be like: (mic)

  • @letticiamarmore1487
    @letticiamarmore1487 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    7:00 minha honesta reação

  • @Mighzin
    @Mighzin 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    14:55 o roier fez a mesma pergunta ksksksksks

  • @_tripitas-xd.._
    @_tripitas-xd.._ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    2:13
    2:15
    Mis cambios de humor be like:

  • @Dessamore
    @Dessamore 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    eu choro toda vez que vejo essa parte do bobby

  • @declanobradovic6276
    @declanobradovic6276 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    I think it would be better if the captions were in Portuguese instead of English

    • @sunami_k145
      @sunami_k145 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ?

    • @ellyjeu
      @ellyjeu 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ?

    • @reizytoon
      @reizytoon 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think he meant the opposite

    • @Evie0h
      @Evie0h 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The auto captions translate the first language it detects, so if the first voices in the video were English, from the video Cellbit is watching, it will only try to translate English to other languages. So for it to translate Cellbits voice it would have to detect Portuguese first, but it didn’t. I think these reaction videos only have auto translate, nobody is captioning these

  • @iProcxss
    @iProcxss 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Cucurucho sacana

  • @pedrobassani6515
    @pedrobassani6515 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    FELPS

  • @Argonauta_Ofc
    @Argonauta_Ofc 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    LMAO

  • @moon_chan4299
    @moon_chan4299 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    pera.... o cellbit duplicou o tempo do video AKKAAKKAKAKAKA

  • @moon_chan4299
    @moon_chan4299 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    o felps é o mais pica dentre todos
    FELPS
    FEPLS
    FELPS

  • @Bealinha
    @Bealinha 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Vai se ferrarrr não acredito que to chorando por causa de um ovo mano 😢

  • @fixarx3095
    @fixarx3095 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    FELPS