Jerry Seinfeld delivers jokes at Duke commencement ceremony | LiveNOW from FOX
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- Comedian Jerry Seinfeld gave a commencement speech at Duke University's graduation ceremony in Durham, North Carolina on Sunday. The comedian touched on topics from life, to education to more humorous anecdotes about his movies and standup comedy career.
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Now that is what every commencement speaker should be like - noncontrovercial, inspirational, amusing, & fun.
The protest was over-hyped by the press! Great speech Jerry. Best line - “we’re embarrassed about the things we should be proud of and proud of the things we should be embarrassed of”.
he paid a mob to assault peaceful protestors at ucla
Sounds dumb
@@Metrillano you are dumb ! Sorry
@@Metrilla to you it would be
@@common12 lmaoooo sure, wise millionaire destroys antigenocide activists. Very high intellect stuff
One of the best speeches I can remember. A funny man....a very good man....
Babu…? Is that you..? 😅
His life advice is spot-on, hard work, love, and humor. Good job Jerry!
Nothing subs for hard work! It worked for me. I'm a multi millionaire. When I was 17 and had a summer job at a meat processing plant, I worked so hard that, after I went back to school, the owner told me to come to work anytime that I wanted. Just show up and he would pay me. I did the work of three people. After I got my diploma I went work for 7 years. I decided to go back to school and my company supported me. When I came back for the summer, my supervisor told me that he noticed that things were not getting done when I was gone. I was one of 35 people doing the same work. Six years later, I was doing his job. Six years after that, I was the youngest Senior Manager in a company of 5000 employees.
@@elgastsos210 Thanks! They want work-life balance and to be the boss. Good luck with that.
@@888Longball just watched an entitled guy who was fired from Tesla who earned a batch in business and complained he had to work hourly until they gave him a promotion to 85k a year and stock options, when he was fired he was earning 120k, owned 2 Teslas, house and based on appearance a gym membership. Said he was ready to give up. I think he's working in the mall now for GNC. Tough to understand the mindset????
@@888Longballsir, if your in Texas, Let me come do your camera system and access control system. We do fingerprint scanners and Bluetooth opening doors, latest technology. Also I.T support running lines and anything low voltage, connected home too. But I'm sure you probably already have some top-notch technicians!
Would love to come do some work for you.
But if it's inconvenient, you can just lend me 10k to help get my biz off the ground.
Guarantee you will be impressed.
Lol, joking, kinda. I would share my website URL, and see if you caught it before TH-cam took it down.
(But in all truth, my website sucks😂)
Here's the question: What kind of things do you want to hear, if I was to encounter somebody like you in my city, and I want to pitch them my unique services: security cameras and surveillance, access control, computers and it support, hanging tvs, running wires.
Not only will we run all the wires and build your infrastructure, but we will also configure it all set it all up and be your it support team as well. Because in-house IT is expensive, they just call us and we come get it fixed and then we're out of your hair.
Lol, I need to encounter a wealthy customer that wants to adopt me, so I need to make my services attractive. I thought about putting on a long dress and going and standing on the corner with a big sign that says " security cameras" But, something tells me that just ain't going to work right.
Please give me some advice, any advice, about anything 😂 I'm 39 my whole family passed during covid it is now just me my wife and my son versus the world. Small business owner trying to land some accounts, some contracts with luxury apartment complex management companies would be nice. Because I specialize in every piece of electronic equipment they have on their property😂.
And I believe in hard work, and the value that it holds, I believe there is value in the struggle, in learning to conduct yourself and operate amidst the chaos. Because muscle never comes through anything other than tearing and breaking down of tissue. And this is like life.
I’m a bit took back to realize that he is 70 years old, but even more amazed that he is able to perform such a thoughtful and cogent speech without even a glimpse at a note. Amazing!
We love you Jerry, Don't let Hamas take over the US!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Too bad our President can't do that.
@@rdhick07 Antisemitism and jealousy drive people out of their minds.
Taken back,not took.
@@pumasgoya
You understood what he was saying. Learn your listen for the message to make yourself better and not to nitpick others in an attempt to make yourself *feel* better.
What a perfect time to honour a Jewish Iconic Comedian. The message is not lost on me and I thank you. Laugh on, it could save us all.
I never laugh at gen0cide.
A commencement address is in no one's wheelhouse, yet Jerry Seinfeld was terrific. A testament to his incredible talent and heart. Bravo! Plus, a well-earned honorary degree! Quite a weekend.
What are you taking about there are people who do this as a career lol
Thank you very much for posting this!
It was an excellent speech and the students at Duke should be honored to have heard it.
I'm glad we have Jerry Seinfeld in our world.
He's not glad that he has us in his world.
Yep we need a pinata
Surprised Palestine did not protest him lol
@@silentmajority8365Palestine can kick rocks
@@silentmajority8365: They did.
"If the fish where you are have eyes like Shelley Duvall and a bendy straw with a work light hanging off of their head - you do not belong there." LOL love it.
Just got here by chance, watched it right to the end! Guess what, gonna watch it again and listen it him carefully. All I have to say is You Need Motivation? Listen to this guy! You won't be disappointed!
Me too!
The Nike/AI reference was gold!!
It’s gold, Jerry, gold!
Great and not boring commencent speech!!!
It is so worth listening to ❤
@wendylam3768 I was there at the Commencement speech earlier and it was truly an iconic moment!!
Inspirational advice for young people starting life's journey. Those who disgraced themselves by walking out demonstrated they're too ignorant to appreciate or even recognise the gift being offered, their loss sadly.
Jerry is right. I am 77, and being able to laugh, or share something funny with others,
is far more healthy than a frown, worry, and being jealous somebody else made you laugh.
Wasn't that a recent thing? He made a comment not so long ago about how nobody laughs at his jokes anymore because of PC culture. I gotta ask, did you watch the roast of Tom Brady. After looking closely at the show, maybe Jerry wasn't the funny one. Maybe he was carried by an excellent cast (Jason Alexander). Kind of like Roseanne isn't funny anymore. If your jokes are, "maybe I should identify as a helicopter," just isn't that funny. Maybe, and I know this may come as a shock, but maybe those jokes come off as a little conservative... people love risky jokes, not conservative jokes. Conservative jokes always seem to be the same jokes in a slightly different package.
@@shaunpiotrowski3185delusional
@@shaunpiotrowski3185
Sorry you're unable to remove that stick, have a good laugh and just enjoy life.
@@Lucinda_Jackson I can only laugh at the same joke so many times. They are just not that funny.
Babylon Bee has "Woke Jesus". it is verry funny.
I had the opportunity to see Jerry at a comedy club in Long Island before he was famous. He’s smart, Witty and never has to say one swearword to get a joke across. He was and still is my favorite artist, entertainer, honest human being 👏
Humorous people are the best to be around. They make life fun.
I agree, but what does that have to do with Jerry Seinfeld?
@@JeremySmithBryan It’s an observation. That’s Jerry Seinfeld.
Jerry as usual hit all the right notes!😂
We love you Jerry, Don't let Hamas take over the US!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@@user-sp1md5xu8j This and he proves a 4 year degree doesn't always make you smarter. Jerry rules✌️
@@user-sp1md5xu8jRepublicans live in perpetual fear.
Jerry is so grounded, just an American treasure.
Once again Jerry Delivers G-rated comedy with a message
The g is for genocide
message ? What message ?
@@MrBeen992 you really listened to that whole speech and didn't get any message out of it?
Unapologetically Practical! Love Jerry!!!
@@ladykfirst He is no radical....No NeoCon is
The media focused so much on the students who walked out. It’s clear from seeing the sea of graduates that they overwhelmingly enjoyed Seinfeld’s delightful and uplifting speech. I wish all the graduates a great future.
Delightful and uplifting what ???? Genocide supporter? He has no moral value and by the way he was paid to spread zionst propaganda and apartheid agenda
@@elgastsos210 he was paid to support genocide and spread apartheid. Agenda
What’s the deal with media coverage?
It's a terrible speech to the graduates, if you actually listen to it.
'Don't follow your passions' ?
No soup for hammas supporters 😅😅
🤣
Yes! Hilarious😂
I think the press is confusing 30 students who needed to go to the bathroom with a protest.
Best comment!
Love it !😂
I was present at this event. The booing is in fact regarding several students that brought Palestinian flags and such. This happened after Seinfeld came out publicly as pro Isreal. It was very tense in the crowd for a minute. We didn't know how much the situation was going to escalate.
So sad because there are still Americans being held hostage by Hamas in Gaza!
Jews "come out" now, because now they need to stay quietly in the closet... what a disgrace for America.
This happened because Israel is killing unarmed Palestinians who are starving from having aid prevented by Israeli settlers blocking their food from coming in. There is a genocide being committed by the people Seinfeld is supporting. There’s why this happened.
Awesome to hear the students silence those giant losers!
those people are miserable, they wouldn't have enjoyed his speech anyway.
Legend! God bless Jerry Seinfeld and the people of Israel 🇺🇸🇮🇱
Absolutely BRILLIANT!! Thank you Jerry Seinfeld!! I love you!! ❤️
Hahah ... I totally lost it when Jerry said "Thank you for the phony degree" ..... Although I'm sure he meant well about receiving the doctorate !!
That’s cause he’s a zio-phony.
Great comedians never pass up the opportunity for a great laugh!
And this useless robe.
How beautiful to hear Seinfeld Minutia expand into a life-path of joy in the journey, in the details, and in engagement with life. ❤❤❤
Proof that laughter keeps you young. He does not look like he is in his 70’s
Is 70 the new 50? 😮 Whoa. Live Laugh Love. And a loaf of bread and PB. Pure Gold. ❤💯🌻🐝
I watched this because I love Jerry Seinfeld, but have now sent it to all of my friends and to my children because it's also profound, and kind of moving. Thank you, Jerry, for sharing your humor and wisdom, especially in the face of ridiculous behavior from a few well-intentioned but misguided people. Their loss for missing it. This made my day.
So let me get this straight. You're for GENOCIDE? You're okay with over 40,000 dead innocent men, women and children? WTF!
I don’t agree, the message is positive but extremely tone deaf.
I wonder how he would feel if someone gave the same message, while the Holocaust was going on.
Work hard, love things, and keep your humor. Btw be proud of your privilege, while there is a genocide going on
Agree with everything you said other than well-intentioned. These protestors are terrorist sympathizers, they are the very opposite of well-intentioned.
@@cinsedI know , The baby killers Hamas have been trying to commit genocide against all the innocent Jews in their homeland of Israel!
@@cinsed You can keep saying that there is a genocide going on. The only genocide that was going on was Hamas on Israel. War is not fun and innocent people do get killed but the difference is that Israel targets the terrorists and they are targeting civilians while hiding behind their owns.
Seinfeld Rocks! 🤘
Jerry has added so much love and light to our world❣️❣️
Wrong. He and his wife are Zionists. Peace is the last thing they want. Students just walked out on him, but they won’t show it on this channel. You’ve been had.
How can anyone not love him!?
Good humor takes genius, an ability to connect different mental spaces in an unexpected way, and Seinfeld shows it.
I love that Duke gave the finger to pro-Palestine by having a prominent Jew give the commencement speech
Go Duke‼️
Fox News viewers are by far the most articulate. You should write children’s books. Not for Palestinian children, of course.
When life hands out lemons, Jerry makes lemonade. Entirely an appropriate response.
I am proud that the commencement speaker for Duke University is a graduate of my alma mater, Queens college of new york!
It's a festivus miracle!
That reminds me: I forgot to take my Festivus pole down!
I am a Duke graduate and was once sitting and listening to the editor of the Atlanta Constitution, ( now the Atlanta Constitution-Journal),Ralph McGill. I don’t remember his speech, which must have been edifying since he was a very loud voice in the Civil Rights era, but I know I would have remembered Jerry Seinfeld’s speech if he had spoken to us Duke grads then(1959). Kudos to him for giving what I consider the best graduation speech I ever heard, having been rudely insulted by a small portion of the graduates( they should not have the right to graduate). I loved his show, and his brand of humor which tells it like it is and I’m proud of being a Duke graduate because it chose Jerry Seinfeld to receive an honorary degree and to give such an outstanding speech.😊
87 years old? Congrats on getting this far!
Thanks
Those kids are just lost in their iphones.
Hopefully future employers see it before they hire them.
Or maybe they're just anti genocide?
I wish his speech got more attention from the media than the fringe minority protesters who exposed themselves as the clowns they are. This was excellent advice, perfectly necessary for the current time and place.
Can’t believe the Frankenstein bits didn’t land. Wake up, guys
Wrong audience.
@@actuallysilentrob2570 The film majors probably laughed
I love the Frankenstein suit joke…right in my wheelhouse. However, to be technical, when Jerry called the monster “Mr. Stein” , it was not quite accurate as Frankenstein is the band of the scientist who creates the monsters.
I agree that was awesome. Sports coat lol
@@chiarnello 😂
I love Jerry.
He is a cultural icon and a truth teller.
It's not only Americans who made that appointment.
I'm nearly 60 and Australian and my partner and I never missed a show.
My 90 year old mother knows every reference.
My sons know the episodes off by heart (one of the few things they thank me and their father for) and my grandson, who is only 1, has watched the whole series.
You are a world treasure, Jerry.
Never stop being honest!
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He's an arrogant asshole!!!!! You are nuts to think he's sincere?
I love Jerry Seinfeld and ISrael 🇮🇱 ♥️
This man’s not DONE. He’ll write something hysterical with his Bic pen, on yellow paper, on his last day on this planet!
Nice job Jerry!
Love Jerry Seinfeld and his message will take more time to understand than most think 🥳
He’s 5 years older than me & I appreciate His greatness in making us laugh…
There will never be another Jerry Seinfeld. His years of acting, comedy and wisdom made this commencement speech brilliant and fun. We should all strive to use our God given talents because we all really have something special to give to the world.
Applauding in my home for DR. Jerry Seinfeld! Congrats Jerry!
Great speech! I'm not the Duke graduate 🎓but Im taking his advice😊
As always he is remarkable
Truly one of a kind and one of us
Jerry is a treasure and a comedy icon.
Great speech!!
he makes such a good point. humour is so much more powerful than we let on.
Is Jerry another one of those 70-year-olds that’s proving that 70 is now 50… lol
Not for everybody unfortunately.. but if you keep yourself fit it can be..
He really does look and sound 20 years younger.
“70 is the now 50” is much, much more doable when you have actor money
@@kingknights5107 If eat organic none GMO foods 😤
@@kingknights5107nah it's money that keeps him looking this young. Jerry doesn't do anything but make billions of dollars. Ever seen him work out? He hasn't got a clue what he is doing
One of the best commencements I’ve ever heard. Wit and wisdom. He is so right. Humor makes us human and gets us through the insanity of this crazy world.
Best I have seen was Conan O'Brien at Dartmouth around 2011-12.
How does the right of some people get to brutally occupy one’s land and kick them out? Never ever has been found in modern time . Shame on Jerry
@@RealityAndlife-sb8uc you mean the Jewish people living in a land that God gave them 4 thousand years ago?? And which they again cultivated and made the desert bloom while the few Arabs living there kept a cesspool? If anybody has a right to a piece of land, it is the Jews in Israel. Learn some history before talking
Best commencement speech I ever listened to.
I agree. Wish we could have had him instead for the politicians that showed up!
Jerry is the man! Wish he spoke at my commencement!
“Swing the bat and pray”. . . Thank you Jerry! And BTW: I have lived on open face peanut butter sandwiches too and liked it!
I'm with you Jerry! Thank You For All The Joy!
All 40 terrorists left the building
the terrorist js jerry who funded a mob to assault student in ucla
😂
said the zionist with spanish name
😅
I love how at the end he’s just laughing at his own jokes in his head😂😂😂
Absolutely amazing speech every young person should listen to!
Doctor Jerry Seinfeld is a true doctor of the funny bone.😂
Omg
Can't believe that he is 70 by watching and listening to he speaks
That Biden is only 11 years older than him but feel like 50 years older. 😂😂😂
Seinfeld might look good for 70 - but he still looks old. He looks 70.
Also - 11 years = 81 and there’s a huge difference between 81 and 70 years old.
He looks great for 70! As for the Biden comparison, Seinfeld is normal. It's Biden who is abnormal. Stop buying into the left's propaganda aimed at normalizing his cognitive abilities.
Trump looks great though. Wtf?
A doctorate looks good on a resume. He'll get some well-paying job offers.
Bloomingdale's will surely be impressed by that doctorate.
@@michaelstillman1171 That or Sears and Ruebuck.
Jerry is so smart. And funny. I’ve seen him live in LA and it was probably the funniest one man show I’ve seen.
Humor is your Stanley water mug through your long hike of life.
Awesome! I love Seinfeld
Jerry is up to date, even with pickleball. Can’t imagine the reaction had he given the commencement speech to my class decades ago.
Loved all your shows! Thank you for all the help to make us all more human and hopeful!
Best commencement speech ever! So inspiring. Well done, Duke and Jerry!
jerry has been making the rounds promoting his movie. never realized how smart he is. would not be a billionaire if a dummy, i guess. good speech.
One of the best commencement speeches i have heard.
Thanks for the phony degree...best line!
True American patriot 🇺🇸
Always did like Jerry Seinfeld. My wife and I still watch reruns of his series almost daily even though we've probably seen them 100 times already. The talent and humor he and his cast provided were priceless.
I love Seinfeld. I’m going to send this speech to my son .A good pep talk for any kid of any age.
Did you see his face during his introduction? Classic 😂
“What’s the deal with math?”
Great, I Love Jerry!!
Fantastic!! one of the best ever. Will share it with my daughter when the right moment comes.
Wow. I think this was, in a way, deeper than Steve Jobs's address at Stanford.
Well done, Jerry! 👍
Love Seinfeld. Gave a great speech💙 🇺🇸 🇮🇱
Genocide is bad...shame on you
Islam is genocide. Shame on you. But you haven’t any.
yas America and israel war manics
@@ZaibAquil Genocide committed by Hamas is evil and shameful.
@@madisonsue Forgot to mention the Hamas fanatics.
I loved the commencement speech...not that there is anything wrong with it.
That was the best, most honest advice ever!
Such a wonderful speech with loads of terrific advice! Take heed!
Kudos,Jerry. Mazel,Tov💙
Respect! ❤ Much love!
He killed it. David Foster Wallace's commence speech and this one. Just solid.
Amazing speech and I’m gonna remember his silly anecdotes and life motivations after I soon graduate ❤❤
Congratulations to Duke 👏👏👏 and the ever ever Jerry Seinfeld 👏👏👏 so important now !
I stand with Israel! Love Jerry Seinfeld!
That was a great speech: funny, inspiring, and humbling all at once.
Wonderful speech, Jerry, and great advice.
Jerry Seinfeld, you light up my life
Most excellent Jerry! Well done!
Jerry called in KLOS rock radio Mark n Brian one morning and after a chat they said do you want to request a song? Jerry said yeah, play some Emerson Lake and Palmer. Loved him since. He’s a clean comic genius.
How was this so wholesome.. this speech was quite awesome..
He's so handsome, animated, energetic, and dynamic at 70 years young! And, of course, a great sense of humor and inspirational! Laughter is the best medicine! Congrats, grads! Standing with Israel. ❤
Well done. My sense of humor laughs a lot more at things now!😎🤣🤣
His words are do fresh and clean . Basic and true.