In the future I wanna see holographic AR contacts. Like maybe it can warn you of certain things, give you directions, give quick information about places, etc.
Former cyborg here! I learned that medical devices like pacemakers (I had one for 7 years after they took it out when I was, well, 7 years old) were hackable (?) a couple of years ago thanks to a video of Game Theory that came out in 2015 (I think). I had hoped that they would had already solved this fatal flaw by now, but I think there's a need for more awareness of this type of situations, so thank you for the great video!
Once i punched someone hard in my dream. Until i remembered i sleep next to the bed's corner and found out i just punched the wall and broke my knuckles.
I want them to give me every single word and meaning so that i can use it for roast battles... Because of the hackers, they changed somone's life from my perspective. And also i want them to give me every single karate mobe for school fights...
Anime Withered Toy Freddy 1987 I Would Want Them To Make My Dreams More Likely To Come True Since...That Wont Be Possible For Me..Atleast Not That Possible..Cause Im An Idiot I CANT DO ANYTHING IN LIFE!!!
Don't ever say that you are useless. It is psychologically proven that saying anything negative about yourself your others will have an impact. Likewise, please say stuff like "I am loved, smart, and successful." this will actually improve yourself. Try this: ask your friends to ask someone something along the lines of, (one by one, in a spaced-out time) "Hey, are you feeling okay? You look a little sick." if enough people do this, and the person has no idea about it, they will begin to feel sick.
For some reason, everytime i'm alone and i do the least embarrassing thing, i always imagine people hacking into my eyes and see everything i see. Without machines.
If I weere to put stuff into my body, it would be a device, wich would let me see through sertain stuff, for example I wouldn't have to open my bag to see if I didn't forgot to put in my breakfast.
Speaking of cyborgs, you should all go watch Alita: Battle Angel. Great movie, wonderful fight choreography, critics don't know what they're talking about.
I'm a C.I borg! A cochlear implant borg! Yeah ive already noted that if we have a orwell situation that I can't use my cochlear implant because someone would be listening through it, since it has a microphone that picks up surrounding sound. But at least they'd be listening to your videos!
My grandpa can tell when there is gonna be a storm because he got shot twice in Vietnam and one was in his leg and his leg tingles when theres gonna be a storm
I'll Admit Its Really Irritating When Suddenly Somebody Shuts Off Your Teams Weapons In Turf War, In fact, Doing So Is A Crime Punishable By Death. Speakings Of Death I've Also Had Some Darned Near Fatal Experiences Because Some Doofus Thought It Would Be Haha Funny Lol Time To Disable My Teams Respawn Point. Luckily We Where At Inkblot Art Academy So I Managed To Make My Way Over To The Infirmary Inside The School In The 11 Seconds I Have To Get My Squidy Soul Back To A Spawn Point Before I Completly Die. We've Kept Ambulances With Regen-Radius Spawn Points. Which Allow Your Soul To Travel Infinitely Within The Ambulance Range.
Watch Life noggin's videos and go for science exam ......
Then teacher be like dammit this guy knows more than me
Ha
right 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yes
Ha Xd yeah yeah
Ikr
Sounds like something from *Black Mirror*
By the way
my videos are better than my comments :D
No they aren’t.
@@howpatient7162 agreed
@How Patient agreed x2
Or a really strong drug
If someone hacks me, I want them to make me successful in life
Me too
JackPlayz44 same
Hard to do...
Impossible
impossible.
2:34 Jurassic Park Reference! I didn’t know you like science fiction:3
ik!
i wish i could update my immune system, it's petty outdated
just use some *virtual vaccines*
Download immunity version 2.794.7163
Same. People think I skive.
So true
download antivirus
I’m constantly being exposed to possible “life hacks” so by that logic, why not.
TROOM TROOM AND FIVE MINUTE CRAFTS ARE HACKING YOUR LIFE
If someone hacks my body, i want them to make me become the best gunslinger.
Your not gonna get a sling shaped like a gun it would be too small
Can someone hack my body to make me smarter?
I'll get rid of your stress and social issues
Do you believe the earth is round?
You re already hacked by springlocks
Ok but first give me ur credit card number and your fortnite name and password : )
@@normalguy8550 I do
In the future I wanna see holographic AR contacts. Like maybe it can warn you of certain things, give you directions, give quick information about places, etc.
I'd want to install a sound playlist into my head. So every time some makes a mistake, I could play a cartoon fail sound,
Yeah, and it should have something to analyse your surroundings and play the appropriate background music XD
@@devanshbanga4503 a year later... sup
"alot of people on swedish has the rfid chip implanted"
Wait does that means pewdiepie has one?
Hack pewdiepie
*_All we know for sure is that my little brother can hack your fortnite account and steal all your vbucks_*
Agreed my man
Not my v-bucks
I don't play fortnite
@@rews3873 well,you don.t joke too, i guess?
Traps r/woosh
Always need to get that early morning Life Noggin
So if we can be cyborgs does this mean I can replace my feet with rockets and fly?
People will also hack into your mind and use it as their own. Think about all the CHAOS.
Every human body is heavy so they need to find a way to make powerful rockets to raise up a human body
No they patched that in the last update
deSuperNoodle it’s gonna be pretty hard to control them tho, also it’s gonna be very dangerous too so no.
No, probably not
Great, now I need to download windows defender on my arm...
Former cyborg here!
I learned that medical devices like pacemakers (I had one for 7 years after they took it out when I was, well, 7 years old) were hackable (?) a couple of years ago thanks to a video of Game Theory that came out in 2015 (I think). I had hoped that they would had already solved this fatal flaw by now, but I think there's a need for more awareness of this type of situations, so thank you for the great video!
Can humans in the future adapt to living underwater?
maybe
if yes
can human evolved into me
That’s a good one
Who knows? 👍
ALL humans are a Cyborg ok future
Mabye they will become zora’s
Life noggin: What futuristic device would you want to install to make your body better? Me: one that can’t get hacked
I will want to hear my Spotify playlist in my head, thank ye
#DearBlocko why you can't punch hard in your dreams?
I can
That’s a good one
Ooo yeah, interesting
Once i punched someone hard in my dream. Until i remembered i sleep next to the bed's corner and found out i just punched the wall and broke my knuckles.
srysly?, I just think of a machine to ounch them
If somebody hacked your body What would you dooo.
Hack them back because I'm a *hacker man*
Hey are you talking about me
I want them to give me every single word and meaning so that i can use it for roast battles... Because of the hackers, they changed somone's life from my perspective. And also i want them to give me every single karate mobe for school fights...
I will make them sub to PewDiePie
Anime Withered Toy Freddy 1987 I Would Want Them To Make My Dreams More Likely To Come
True Since...That Wont Be Possible For Me..Atleast Not That Possible..Cause Im An Idiot I CANT DO
ANYTHING IN LIFE!!!
Chose the Red or Blue pill neo.
I choose the purple pill
FinalDestination what if you take both?
I chose the both of them
I choose or
Blue pill what ever it take me
"I can feel the beats!" Seconds later "I can feel *PAIN*"
Damn, like that one mission from *Watch Dogs?* 🤔
01000110 for that guy
Oh yeh you know watch doggggggsssssss
If someone hacks me, they wasted their energy on me.. Thats how useless i am!
hol up-
Dont get it
Sreeram Suresh HOLD UP YOU ARE NOT USELESS PICK YOURSELF UP GIRL
Your PFP is Allergic Candace from Phineas and Ferb.
Don't ever say that you are useless.
It is psychologically proven that saying anything negative about yourself your others will have an impact.
Likewise, please say stuff like "I am loved, smart, and successful." this will actually improve yourself.
Try this: ask your friends to ask someone something along the lines of, (one by one, in a spaced-out time) "Hey, are you feeling okay? You look a little sick." if enough people do this, and the person has no idea about it, they will begin to feel sick.
Blocko: cyborgs living among us. Me one year later: playing among us with hackers.
0:09
People can literally hack your body using technology inside it, yet I still can’t turn on music on the youtube app and listen to it on another app
If someone hacks me I hope that they dont like pineapple on my pizza
I will make sure to order extra pineapple after hearing this will i make you watch netflix adeptation of whatever movie lol
Sombra from Overwatch: I would approve of this
I dont dont think we should get TOO advanced in technology
yet.
I agree
I can already imagine "Jason" from "Microsoft" calling me through my brain telling me that my body has a virus...
LN: among us
me: "flashbacks to 1 among us round ago"
I like that game
Yes
Well, Only One Person Could.
MONIKA
The song “Just Monika” came to my head immediately when I read this 😂🤣😂🤣
Hmmm I scared that someone will hack me *Installs Dashlane on insulin monitor*
Hol up
@@tawagb1880 no u
@@baconboy4487 you got one
@@epicblue00 you too
@@pp-iq6gx no u
I love how it has a jurassic park refrence when it says, "Ah ah ah you didn't say the magic word"
Sombra from overwatch can hack your body without needing a chip in your body
1:22 i can finally brag that im a cyborg lmao
Could someone hack my body?
No, because my body has a firewall.
For some reason, everytime i'm alone and i do the least embarrassing thing, i always imagine people hacking into my eyes and see everything i see. Without machines.
if someone hacks my body i want them to make my grades higher
0:08 Him: did you know cyborg are living AMONG US?
Me: more proof to not play that game
Dude: Hacks Peacemaker
Me: Remembers of Watchdogs
Good days...
I would put in a device that can help me walk into games and play with the characters
(vr)
Living”among us”?! Cyborg Imposters!
When life noggin runs out of ideas
Life noggin: Can we all suddenly become cyborgs and be hacked?
Soon everyone will hack their body and be 7 feet tall. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
No, that’s not how it works. You obviously didn’t even watch the video and just wanted to get views.
@@jaymiles1078 IT'S. A. JOKE.
I think a machine that could see the future would be cool.
12 year old who lost at a 1v1: IM GONNA DDOS YOUR BRAIN!!!
How Does Awkwardness Affect your Lifespan? (ft. JaidenAnimations)
Well, if there is one thing to never install, it is Bonzi Buddy. It is a security risk, and installs things without your permission on your browser
Life Noggin: Could someone hack your body?
Sombra: Now this looks like a job for me
Don't use Microchip it's MARK OF THE BEAST (From the Bible)
Exactly look how brainwashed people are. They think it's ok and cool.
Joshua Bryan I know that that's why am scared 2 be so young
Thats just dumb.
I can hear the beats!....I can feel the pain!😂
Yes
If I weere to put stuff into my body, it would be a device, wich would let me see through sertain stuff, for example I wouldn't have to open my bag to see if I didn't forgot to put in my breakfast.
1 + 1 = 2
I dont fall for these at all
Hacker Games same
Cloud hagedorn read more is now more grey
Sirius The Island Protector oh yeah
I always fall for it
Blocko:there is a cyborg among us
Me:there is 1 impostor among us
2:30 - nice reference
Learn something new everyday😝
SOMEONE HACKED MY LIFE ACCOUNT *Literaly*
Hack a pacemaker?
Pfft easy
Lemme get the taser
Imagine a Cyborg Being hacked in Public and you here him/her
Cyborg : *Windows Error Sound effect* File.CHIP.exe has Stopped Working
lol
At the start you were totally the most convincing robot on earth
I want a device that lets me enter the internet with out even my teachers notice
I can hear beats in normal nosies. Like the typing of a keyboard. But i don’t have anything like computer chips in my body
2:30 Ah ah ah! You didn’t say the Magic word!
Speaking of cyborgs, you should all go watch Alita: Battle Angel. Great movie, wonderful fight choreography, critics don't know what they're talking about.
I turned myself into a 1/2 Cyborg 1/2 Human by using a protractor in my head.
Imagine if somebody hacks your Life account. “no plz1!1!, donut steal mah dollar-bucks!”
If when you have back the world or error all the gear?
What is you editing program??
Blocko: dashlane phone guardian: I’m so much better
If i want to become a cyborg, all i want is a red eye and a gun as a hand
I'm a C.I borg! A cochlear implant borg! Yeah ive already noted that if we have a orwell situation that I can't use my cochlear implant because someone would be listening through it, since it has a microphone that picks up surrounding sound. But at least they'd be listening to your videos!
I kinda wanta a infra-red vission or wings like if you do *to*
It's funny how the guy with led in his palm is the hacker causing havoc
Blocko: there is a cyborg among us
Me: hey guys triangle bob kinda sus
DID YOU PRIDICT 2020 "cyborgs in *Among Us?*"
I want technological implants that can transform my arms into laser blasters! For self defense purposes, of course.
This is like cyber-punk and watch dogs all together
My grandpa can tell when there is gonna be a storm because he got shot twice in Vietnam and one was in his leg and his leg tingles when theres gonna be a storm
You should make a video about, why people move there feet in there sleep?
If someone hacks my body I want them to make me not depressed
I'll Admit Its Really Irritating When Suddenly Somebody Shuts Off Your Teams Weapons In Turf War, In fact, Doing So Is A Crime Punishable By Death. Speakings Of Death I've Also Had Some Darned Near Fatal Experiences Because Some Doofus Thought It Would Be Haha Funny Lol Time To Disable My Teams Respawn Point. Luckily We Where At Inkblot Art Academy So I Managed To Make My Way Over To The Infirmary Inside The School In The 11 Seconds I Have To Get My Squidy Soul Back To A Spawn Point Before I Completly Die.
We've Kept Ambulances With Regen-Radius Spawn Points. Which Allow Your Soul To Travel Infinitely Within The Ambulance Range.
These capital letters are hurting my SOUL!
0:12 did I just hear among us?
I am actually scared of that happening
Dear Blocko,How Does Bipolar Disorder Works
Hey life. Noggin could you please make a “if you spend your lifetime in water?
He is made of code so he is like a robot just without a physical body
If someone hacks my body I want them to give me super human abilities
HA HA HA you didn't say the magic word!
I think that's a Jurassic park reference just saying...
Life Noggin: Among is
Me: he kinda sus
Hey Block! I have a question! What is a Scarllete Fever?
Blockoooo make a video of why when we take a nap it fells like were in the next day
I have never thought about this
Ive always wanted a cybernetic arm
I need something to keep Me from forgetting important things.
*hacks into insulin pump * OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU
2:23 jurassic park and the majic word is studrdy which was reaveled in Jurassic park the game
It is called being hypnotized
How do we scream when we feel pain