Patreon: www.patreon.com/Podel1 Twitter: twitter.com/Podel_irl Insta: instagram.com/podel_irl/ Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/Podel Welcome to Cooking With Podel, a series where we cook classic metallic meals. Podel is a Michelin star chef from Eastcote Steel Mill opposite a swimming pool - he has won numerous awards such as the National Chemical Industry Award 2019. Today he will show you how to impress your date with a high quality DDR1 meal.
If you want a more chrunchy texture put 2-6kg of fresh graphite you can take that form the pre exposed RBMK reactor 4 4:30 it is 600 700m form your house, wash it from the u238/235 or let it how it is(if you want more metal taste) you can take some zirconium tubes cut tem 20-30cm , for a more spicy taste put some 30years iradiated asbestos . Now you can enjoy you fresh 1000 roetgen meal . Also if the ucrainian union reads this do you want to sell used nuclear reactors ?
listen mate you still haven't returned my bike saddle and although it was a cheeky thing to do I've been patient and didn't think we'd need to involve the police but im losing my nerve with this unnecessary affair
@@kakroom3407 listen son idk what youre talking about youve got the wrong hustler i run a pc with two rtx 8000s and 6 monitors for my minesweeper lets plays
I really wish there was a playlist or compilation of all that random shit you hear in the background of your videos. Wether it's the chavs fighting with glass breaking or the gay noises everyone in a while.
Simo I know. I’m quite a strong and wise dude, but things were never easy and I’m just tired from fighting and I feel so cold and alone. Even the tougher people need a hug. If you feel loved, appreciate it, people.
0:13 toilet tissue 0:53 camera hit 0:56 camera hit 1:24 ratatouille in the back 1:38 intel oil 1:44 camera hit 2:00 hat falls 2:24 using toilet tissue instead of hat 2:29 fire in the back 2:37 hat falls 3:00 hits 3:02 lego block 3:06 explosion outside 3:47 no one cares about you 3:54 "we can have a fork" 4:33 black smoke outside
You're the only one who can do something like this and It's amazing, I love your content, please podel, never stop and next time get a tesco sponsorship or something idk
Gordon Ramsey will be jealous of this top-quality recipe, when Podel's restaurant opens in Italy (or Chernobyl), he will be respected as the best chef on Earth.
@@romemaster Today, we are gonna make this beautiful nuclear soup out of all the common materials you can find in your place! Start off with a bit of uranium-
i'm sorry to say it ma'am, but you're dellusional, get checked at closest reactor infirmary. and remember Y O U D I D N T S E E A N Y G R A P H I T E M8 CUZ ITS NOT THERE!!!!!11
What's that smell? The smell of my laptop's CPU frying just thinking about rendering Podel's Mr. Incredible/Crap video. A perfect entree, nicely browned with dust.
I love how he glides above the floor not even moving his legs everytime he walks like on 0:49. He is riding a fucking skateboard at home or just using some superpowers.
I've been pronouncing Podel as Podél up until today, whoops also thank you for this recipe this will be fantastic for my 2 year anniversary with my personal desktop computer 😍
Your sense of humor is god tier and your videos make me happy. The sort of low grade chaos found in all your content just keeps me on the edge of the seat, and giggling all along the way. Thank you
This is gold, cooking videos should learn from this. This is how I’ve always expected Cooking videos... gratuitous 360 views, hitting my head against the light fixtures. Very immersive experience... can I just save water and use Sulfuric Acid to clean my ram out? I’m really concerned about that Radium....
Man i thought i would finally see a video where someone boils the water with his amd cpu and maybe has a frying pan on a second one, actually making a meal with these ancient hot components.
This is actually a very well structured tutorial. And it has some humor mixed in to keep you entertained. Nice! 👌 Thank you for this helpful guide, Podel! Looking forward to seeing more cooking videos from you, chef.
4:35 Ah, y e s . Nothing more romantic than eating some gallium spiced CPU&RAM pasta with your date while Chernobyl nuclear power plant is just casually burning on the background.
Cooking pasta in the future will be like that : -earthquakes and natural disasters -nuclear fallouts -using CPU because there is no food -read about capitalism
As a first time viewer, let me see if I got his vibe right. He's chaotic like pink guy, but heavy on sleeping pills. So you know he is doing questionable random stuff, but in a semi asleep tone. He's dangerous, real dangerous. Also, the white squares are like his alter ego?
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Welcome to Cooking With Podel, a series where we cook classic metallic meals. Podel is a Michelin star chef from Eastcote Steel Mill opposite a swimming pool - he has won numerous awards such as the National Chemical Industry Award 2019.
Today he will show you how to impress your date with a high quality DDR1 meal.
1/10 not enough dudley weasly
God Bless you
Wow. This is SOOOO RAMantic!!!
YEAH. BLESS YOU AND GIVE YOU MORE RAM. AMEN!
So u will never be HUNGaRY
Edit: God bless AMerica
"Welcome to my beautifully rendered apartment."
Things i watch in isolation
made in blender eevee
That's what I'm going to say when someone visits my home
Rented*
If you want a more chrunchy texture put 2-6kg of fresh graphite you can take that form the pre exposed RBMK reactor 4 4:30 it is 600 700m form your house, wash it from the u238/235 or let it how it is(if you want more metal taste) you can take some zirconium tubes cut tem 20-30cm , for a more spicy taste put some 30years iradiated asbestos .
Now you can enjoy you fresh 1000 roetgen meal .
Also if the ucrainian union reads this do you want to sell used nuclear reactors ?
the little jump cut at 4:31 makes me think he had something the do with the massive black cloud of smoke out the window
Holy shit I didn't even notice that the first time around
He forgot to burn down a building. Probably part of his daily routine.
I'm pretty sure that the thing on the background is the chernobyl nuclear power plant,and the smoke is because the reactor exploded
@@luissy.e (Again) Not even surprised at this point
the camera smashing against everything possible im crying
Same here. I laughed so hard I woke the neighbors
@@_Cascade04 wait how do both of you have the same profile picture? Is this a meme?
@@lol-de4lo no it's from a manga, just pure coincidence
@@xStealthbat or is it?????????
@@xStealthbat may i ask fo sauce kind sir?
3:05 just realized the explosion in the backround
Oh God this video is like minery, I'm dead
RIP reactor 4
Chernobyl
Chernobyl*
@@fk1f702 yes sir yes
I read the title as "How to impregnate your date CPU and RAM paste"
ok mate like
>šéx mate
im cryingé
@@nope12345 yes i wanna compress her into my 8gb ram into her intel i9
oh shit XD
The soldering smell really shines through thanks
111 likes. Cant ruin it.
120 likes. Cant ruin it.
244 likes, can’t ruin it
Delivered to you by Watford prison
its just a pack of winstom cigarettes officer
Omg pink surprise omg bro big fan wtf omg
Give Discord predator radium. ez pz
I definitely did NOT expect you to be here
3:06 the explosion in the background made my day
That was chernobyl nuclear power plant
It made me dying of laughter XD
It's a Joke, Okay? Teabags as well.
so this is the whole reason you went to norway. to film this without the judgement of your family.
Wait really?
-Capacitor Curry
-Semiconductor Salsa
-Solder Soup
-Pcb Pizza
-Resistor Ragout
-Transistor Toast
and don't forget chip fries!
@@dyazsgameplayandrandomvide3259 just chips.
You can put them on ASUS BREADBOARD for maximum performance
@@Versuffe >OK ADD-ONS
Sounds about right…
Solder soup yum yum
The subtle fire at 2:31 really made my day
I actually didn't notice haha
It has a floating doll as well in a ring of fire
4:32 - 4:54 uh oh
Did he actually or is it green screen and rotoscoping?
@@domthegoodguy5725 It's called talent
this is the content we don't deserve 👏👏👏
Ikr
but this is the content we need
thanks for the advice
No replies to a god's comment? This is rare.
@@colefrick sshhh keep quiet, the baby is sleeping.
Me: no aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:56 *"Don't try this at home!"*
But this is a cooking show...
E
cook CPU and RAM pasta on stream. now.
Bruh get back to fucking some pokimame looking basbaabooe
twomad, what about onehappy?
Oh yeah you locked him in your basement and played picture my booty in 3D for 5 hours on repeat
Biuriful
twoglad
3:58 can we all just appreciate how all the stuff he threw in (except the cinnamon) landed nicely in the bowl without it tipping over
screwdriver
listen mate you still haven't returned my bike saddle and although it was a cheeky thing to do I've been patient and didn't think we'd need to involve the police but im losing my nerve with this unnecessary affair
Niemand gibt einen Kumpel
@@realhami ok gronkh sein Urgroßvater kuss geht raus
@@kakroom3407 listen son idk what youre talking about youve got the wrong hustler i run a pc with two rtx 8000s and 6 monitors for my minesweeper lets plays
Sup
@@FrenchToasted1995 no
Whos house did you break into to make this video
You're honestly the only person that makes me laugh multiple times every video without fail. Thank you
Did you see the code on the chip? It has Hitler's name all over it. Gonna commit Holocaust 2
I really wish there was a playlist or compilation of all that random shit you hear in the background of your videos. Wether it's the chavs fighting with glass breaking or the gay noises everyone in a while.
gay noises
look up "i had to break all my beakers"
@@userPrehistoricman
is that by NileRed?
Yeah
@@pyrrehraus6571 yep
spy
You’re the only thing that keeps me from ending it like tonight. Thank you, Podle
end it like tomorrow mate idk or yesterday
Everything will work itself out. Don't worry.
Simo I know. I’m quite a strong and wise dude, but things were never easy and I’m just tired from fighting and I feel so cold and alone. Even the tougher people need a hug. If you feel loved, appreciate it, people.
Don't do it. Be lazy and let the universe decide.
@@BlackFlamingo314I know it's like 4 years since your comment, but I hope your doing well today :)
1:30 stare really closely at the bottom left of the screen for an optical illusion
Piss off
N i c e m e m e
Peepeepoopoo off
thank
@@riesenflugzeug np problem
1:49 every 5 seconds, a kitchen plughole suffers painful torture like this, please donate absolutely nothing a month, and help save lives or something
for every 60 seconds, a minute pass
@@justanotherperson7774 yeah but only in africa
@@jogumemajoli
Yeah
1:44
Such an immersive experience that I ducked while eating my burger and choked on it
1:49
1:44 im dead
Im crying. Not because I died laughing and now im attending my own funeral, but because where am I
Like 69
*Nice.*
Funniest bit, it cracked my up 😂😂😂
“I thought you said we were having steamed clams?”
“Oh no, no, no, I said steamed RAMs”
Im crying why is there some random lego piece in the pasta
I know right, It's not the same as the part number listed in the recipe at all
Not a random lego but lego brick part number 4286
If your crying I hope your ok
Erik Chromjak but it literally isn’t part number 4286
@@windtalker5572 say wha
*_”Mr. Incredible, you are fired for pouring radium in my coffee!”_*
“No.”
"Please follow me into the Office."
*drinks the radium coffee* mmm tastes like death
@@alexlavorato "No."
3:36 aaah so this is why Linus is retiring
Tech tips or Torvalds?
@@UditDey Tech Tips, but I don't know if it's confirmed or not, I don't think so
Le Sir Dog He said he was considering it.
@@nahuel3273 hM
0:13 toilet tissue
0:53 camera hit
0:56 camera hit
1:24 ratatouille in the back
1:38 intel oil
1:44 camera hit
2:00 hat falls
2:24 using toilet tissue instead of hat
2:29 fire in the back
2:37 hat falls
3:00 hits
3:02 lego block
3:06 explosion outside
3:47 no one cares about you
3:54 "we can have a fork"
4:33 black smoke outside
3:06 and 4:33 are the Chernobyl 4
@@HorizonSniper__ I call that tuesday
You're the only one who can do something like this and It's amazing, I love your content, please podel, never stop and next time get a tesco sponsorship or something idk
I like how you are so good at editing and filming that you know how to be the worst.
1:49 Me peeing on the side of the toilet at 2am
Mate how do you pissé so vertically
where am i By laying horizontally on the toilet like everyone else
@@Cook1eSP cheers
I pee at my dog
What should I do?
4:38 I think the radiation has gotten to you...
4:34 Chernobyl outside the window xD
Yes I love it.
3:05
H E A L T H Y S M O K E
Only 3.6 roentgen. Not good, not terrible.
I am pissing myself laughing mate this is beautiful. Love your videos. From Australia
2:29 that fire in the background tho
3:05 Chernobyl in the window
It's amazing this somehow has the same chaos as your animated crap. Avant garde genius right here 12/6.3
Tried this recipe, honestly one of the best foods I've taste in a long time.
Would recommend to anyone!
Theory: This guy is HowToBasic but on his meds.
2:28 had me dying
wasp p I just noticed it
penny
I'm amazed that you perfectly recreated the feel of your cg videos in love action
Im craving a cpu intel core i7 dipped in some uranium right now
what!!!??? im craving a celeron
Crunchy connection pins the forbidden snack
Yeah uranium is not the best one. Try nucleon, thats better
Your *clang* editing and video *clang* style is *bang* unparalleled.
Gordon Ramsey will be jealous of this top-quality recipe, when Podel's restaurant opens in Italy (or Chernobyl), he will be respected as the best chef on Earth.
Master Chéfé AMD Final edition™
@@theepicgamer84 Powered by MSI butter, EVGA Jam and nVIDIA Oven and bread
Podel: cooker of Chernobyl
@@romemaster Today, we are gonna make this beautiful nuclear soup out of all the common materials you can find in your place! Start off with a bit of uranium-
@@slavboii420 uranium?? Are you crazy???? That’s way too many calories!!
I tried this and my pasta smells like radium and burning reactor fuel what should I do
Put it back on the pot, cook some more and add a dab of acid
i'm sorry to say it ma'am, but you're dellusional, get checked at closest reactor infirmary.
and remember
Y O U D I D N T S E E A N Y G R A P H I T E M8 CUZ ITS NOT THERE!!!!!11
eat it
Did you make sure to add some Ga(η6-C6H6)2?
Dump some graphite in there and all should be fine.
This is definitely, honest to god my favorite youtube channel
Should I use ECC RAM? I want to minimize the change of corrupted pasta.
Seriously, this is underrated channel
How tf does this man manage to be so camly chaotic
As long as my pasta can run DOOM I don’t need a date.
My Hot Wheels car booster can run DooM
Will it run Crysis?
The attention to details gets me... not to mention the amount of satisfaction I feel that everything goes so wrong it seems well
I will wait for the next sequel: Spaghetti with Parmesan cheese and AMD Radeon RX 580 4GB GDDR5 Graphics Card.
Edit: that you get from Wuhan
It's typically served with computer chips.
i love the slowly deteriorating reactor outside it's such a nice touch
I love how you can see Chernobyl in the background on fire at the end
What's that smell? The smell of my laptop's CPU frying just thinking about rendering Podel's Mr. Incredible/Crap video. A perfect entree, nicely browned with dust.
I love how he glides above the floor not even moving his legs everytime he walks like on 0:49. He is riding a fucking skateboard at home or just using some superpowers.
Nah bro, he’s got dem Heelies on
Tried cooking this for my girlfriend now I have a DELL HIGH END NO DEDICATED VIDEO CARD LAPTOP.
Thanks Podel
1:54 starting to think this is not his home
everything in this video is so chaotic, and i love it.
I've been pronouncing Podel as Podél up until today, whoops
also thank you for this recipe this will be fantastic for my 2 year anniversary with my personal desktop computer 😍
in italy every day we eat this special pasta, nice work boy
Really glad you minded the gap at 0:44
This is what google Chrome eats every fucking minute
4:28 Chernobyl is in the background
Its a fking reactor 4, its gonna explode
@@stratoz321 XD
Casual Nuclear Explosion Review in the middle of Cooking a CPU 2:09
Piss off i laughed so hard my lower back vertebrae cracked
Your sense of humor is god tier and your videos make me happy. The sort of low grade chaos found in all your content just keeps me on the edge of the seat, and giggling all along the way. Thank you
Love the Ratatouille 2 reveal
You always find a way to raise the ceiling higher with each videos
Masterpiece once again
0:19 is that Chernobyl in the background there? 😅😳
Edit: 3:05 YES IT WAS! 😂
Edit 2 : there is also a picture of Pripyat on the wall...
This was filmed in 1986 but with a really high quality camera made by Soviet scientists
podel died but they managed to get the camera cards
Also 4:35
the second the ram touched the water, i blacked out due to years of intense training.
please do more content like this, I found the NVIDIA bread video and thought it was pretty funny, but seeing this is what instantly made me subscribe.
This is gold, cooking videos should learn from this. This is how I’ve always expected Cooking videos... gratuitous 360 views, hitting my head against the light fixtures. Very immersive experience... can I just save water and use Sulfuric Acid to clean my ram out? I’m really concerned about that Radium....
3:49 i can't believe it's just a burning memory
0:01 british violence lmao
Man i thought i would finally see a video where someone boils the water with his amd cpu and maybe has a frying pan on a second one, actually making a meal with these ancient hot components.
This video honestly feels like a culmination of all the shitposts on your twitter account ahah
0:52 *glitchy thump* _low quality bonk_
I also like how he just lets go of the book at the last second of the video, now that's just gold.
2:24 He's really just trying to flex the fact that he has toilet paper rn
*1:44** i died when the camera hit the light*
*"1917 ration making of"*
the fact that he is barely uploading jack shit...
he still makes it go wild
i love you man
2:44 ignore earthquakes just focus on the pasta HAHAHA
ah yes, just what i needed, thank you skrub
1:49 when you upload your music file on sony vegas but its corrupted
I like how everyting in the scenario is hell but the music and he is relax
4:52 IS BORNING OUTSIDE!!
The absolute chaos in every one of your videos is the best
2:29 obviously that nuclear fallout caused the apartment to catch on fire
This is actually a very well structured tutorial. And it has some humor mixed in to keep you entertained. Nice! 👌
Thank you for this helpful guide, Podel! Looking forward to seeing more cooking videos from you, chef.
gordon ramsey is crying in his bed
4:35 Ah, y e s . Nothing more romantic than eating some gallium spiced CPU&RAM pasta with your date while Chernobyl nuclear power plant is just casually burning on the background.
*ah yes a good way to cook for a protogen*
1:44 the best camera man xD
I’d give that 5 Michelin tires mate
Cooking pasta in the future will be like that :
-earthquakes and natural disasters
-nuclear fallouts
-using CPU because there is no food
-read about capitalism
I tried this but used DDR4 RAM and my tongue started glowing bright green when I bit into my pasta can you tell me what I did wrong thanks
You have to use ddr1, ddr4 has been known to have better flavor at first, but a chalky aftertaste. I'd reccomend washing it down with a 1tb ssd
As a first time viewer, let me see if I got his vibe right.
He's chaotic like pink guy, but heavy on sleeping pills.
So you know he is doing questionable random stuff, but in a semi asleep tone.
He's dangerous, real dangerous.
Also, the white squares are like his alter ego?