I like how schlatt had to put a circle around the weird cat's face in the thumbnail so the audience knows that it's schlatt laughing at the cat not the cat being disgusted by schlatt
@@benshapriooffical well yeah because your a gen alpha who thinks being a “really cool” German leader is in your language “999+ aura Sigma moment” and people have been arrested for propaganda So I don’t think you should be supporting a country that used to kill innocent people.
Yeah we don’t have to suffer alone! Family guy turned into…whatever eyeball cult…doesn’t have to be so scary when I am not the only one baffled by what I just saw.
Fun fact for a long time pre-internet most US historians assumed that medieval artists could not draw cats correctly. It turns out that weird looking cat breeds were the norm back in Europe and all the artists were drawing them accurately.
I'd been interested to hear more about this, actually. Are these extinct breeds, or did the historians just have a very consistently biased view of the appearance of the domestic cat?
12:14 this man sounds like he is having such a fun time. I dont know how to describe it, but he just sounds like he's living life to the fullest in this moment.
schlatt’s anger at the boy scouts selling popcorn is really spoken like a boy scout that couldn’t sell enough tins of popcorn to get that marshmallow cannon in 2008
Hey Schlatt, quick heads up, whenever you feed your cat with that snack, pour it on a plate 1st instead of letting your cat eat the thing from the packaging. This will avoid accidental cuts caused by the foil to your cats gums ^^. Don't wanna be mean or pointing out, just worried for that little furry friend. Bye bye! Love your content :). Skobzzz
most youtubers: youtube overlords, this was a trained professional on a closed course with paramedics nearby schlatt: we just witnessed a death. the death of a child.
First his mother in child birth then his father killed himself from the depression and his 4 siblings attempted to murder him unsuccessfully for killing their mother and were all sentenced to death truly sad
12:42 guy is a inventory specialist they literally just go to stores and take a exact inventory of the entire store Home Depot hires like a army of these guys to do this like once a year it’s a crazy thing to see a bunch of people just looking straight up at the overstock while typing like madmen at the same time honesty it’s impressive
Personal favorites 0:30 scraping 5:21 Grandpa's Skittles 8:57 picture a naked dude 11:06 no dirty balls 12:14 pursuing dogs 13:07 ice boy 15:36 bro went flying 16:10 under Time slopper 18:03 candy cannon 19:18 You're a fuzzy 23:47 Batman 24:16 Lois 26:03 bro was struggling 26:38 buzz 28:35 I luv cornstarch
As a boy scout who did not sell popcorn as our fundraising, but instead sold Christmas trees and wreaths, I agree with your statement as I have been able to marked Christmas Wreaths as Holiday wreaths to people who do not celebrate Christmas. I am a master businessman.
I had to sell popcorn with some kid I didn’t know outside of a tractor supply for 2 hours. We sold like, 3 bags, one of which was from some guy who felt bad so bought one and gave it to us.
well a borzoi is like a russian hunting dog bred to sniff animals out and eat them also why is the comments just talking about hollow knight silksong, like its a good game but why here
At 12:42 I actually did this job for a short while while living on the road. Its called Inventory Auditing. That gizmo he's using is essentially a calculator that saves all the location data for Item SKUs and the value of each item. Theres different types of audits but the 2 big ones are financial and SKU audits. Financial is where we manually input the value of each item and count out the items on a given display then total it out at the end to compare how much they've sold versus how much they have. Helps with loss prevention. And SKU is where you scan each item and input how many they have so they can get an exact readout of how much of what they have. Financial is easier because once you learn how much certain types of items are you can just glance at a shelf, put in 2.39 then just 19 and it totals out allowing you to move on. You get pretty quick at it. Can actually be fun, but you gotta drive alot. This homie was goin turbo mode, probably because he wanted to finish early. Most times if you finish your audit quickly you can just go home.
Schlatt interacting with jambo is always so nice. Love the wholesome cat time from a not wholesome man. And the cute kitty getting a bit of his cursed vibe.
12:03 love the fact Schlatt instead of just getting of the bed to be in camera view just does this weird gremlin squat on the bed instead 😂 15:05 as a Girl Scout having a Cub Scout/Boy Scout sibling I don’t know how to feel though-
I had a friendly interaction with Jschaltt the other week! He was kind enough to spit on me and call me an "Ugly fucking horse". Truly made my day! Before he left he made sure to shave my head and punch my face. I have a few bruises from that hit, so glad I have memories to remind about this day. Quite a heartwarming experience! 💞💞
As a Boy Scout, I really appreciate schlatt telling me to get life, as it’s the rank right before eagle. Thank you, not many encourage me to advance in my boy scout career, so this was really special. 15:06
@@ps1hagridoufofcharacter the videos are compiled by mods in his subreddit and he streams his reactions. none of them break TOS because the mods make sure they dont.
14:24 exactly, like if those towers weren’t in the planes way the tragic events would never have happened, they were in the wrong place at the wrong time
It was just so bottle, I bet he feels like flushing himself down the toilet with some Oxy Clean to cleanse his mind. (And get the tough stains out! 💪🏼)
I can’t wait to see “Schlatt” feel sad about what he’s doing. The dodgeball video and Wii video were great, and I hope these well doing videos help make more of the well made ones!
19:59 - To translate: "Hello esteemed guests, it appears this hooligan has a table installed on the rear of his motor vehicle. I wonder where he left the chairs. Good heavens"
29:30 Reminds me of my parents. The food bank only gave out basic cooking necessities sometimes, so there were days when the only food they had (I wasn’t born yet) was literally cornstarch. And yes, they ate it. It’s better if you put it in water and make a sort of soup, though.
14:59 As a former boyscout I can confirm no one cares about the fucking popcorn, our troop would order girlscout cookies and include a box with every purchase of popcorn
The Schlanket is here.
schlatt.co/shop/schlanket
Oh no.
HELL YEAH!
give me one now.
Finally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pog
I feel like 50% of this channel's entire budget is spent on finding new adjectives to describe how oddly weird these TikToks are lmfao
*Ok_Dont_Read_My_Namess* 😑.......
Reminds me of JackSucksAtGeography's "Maps I Find..." videos
@Checkmark respond to this with a witty response if you are not a bot
Doodad
True
I like how schlatt had to put a circle around the weird cat's face in the thumbnail so the audience knows that it's schlatt laughing at the cat not the cat being disgusted by schlatt
sex
The circle goes behind it's ears too lol
@@derivinity what circle
WHERES THE VOOOODDD 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@cheddarsunchipsyes8144 Fr
I can’t stop replaying 5:05
*”THIRD TIME TODAY IVE HAD TO DE-NAZI THE SKELETONS! PLEASE STOP!!!!!”*
non-funny
@@EddieCamarilloits funny
@@benshapriooffical well yeah because your a gen alpha who thinks being a “really cool” German leader is in your language “999+ aura Sigma moment” and people have been arrested for propaganda So I don’t think you should be supporting a country that used to kill innocent people.
skeletons of german soldiers
IM GOING BACK TO 505
I cannot begin to imagine how traumatic these videos would be if schlatt's webcam and bg music weren't so calming.
schlatts webcam is anything but calming when you know what hes done
So much bots
this is so real dude like that would be SCARY
the cornstarch ones made me legitimately nauseas
Yeah we don’t have to suffer alone! Family guy turned into…whatever eyeball cult…doesn’t have to be so scary when I am not the only one baffled by what I just saw.
the undertime slopper lore is extremely deep, its got a whole storyline with so many mysteries i love undertime slopper
Who is Albert?
I love underlime slopper
@@spicyoreos74 I've watched every video, and Albert never has an onscreen appearance
I love undertime slopper
i love undertime slopper
“schlatt” calling “jambo” a “skrunkly” and a “grimblo” is the best and worst thing I’ve seen all day.
this comment section is 75% bots. I’m the only human.
@@Solomanon ←the last human left alive
@@Solomanon i shall join thee
dont combine the two terms
@ВоIuga this could quite literally be the smartest thing bots could do
My favorite part of rewatching these is waiting for the ranking part
wait a minute
Wait a god damn minute
schlatt finding jerma attractive is the most relatable thing ever
Jerma is both very unsettling and charming
the most human thing about Schlatt
real
Honestly Jerma is so attractive, not just in terms of personality but physically as well. Man's got really nice genetics.
@@SanctuaryADO didnt he say he was ranked pretty high on a dating site a while back?
Fun fact for a long time pre-internet most US historians assumed that medieval artists could not draw cats correctly. It turns out that weird looking cat breeds were the norm back in Europe and all the artists were drawing them accurately.
what. LMAO
@@olivergardenss
“what is this strange beast you have drawn?”
“Tis a cat”
I'd been interested to hear more about this, actually. Are these extinct breeds, or did the historians just have a very consistently biased view of the appearance of the domestic cat?
@@oliverlarosa8046 yeah exactly!! also name buddies omg :0
@@olivergardenss Hello, my fellow
Schlatt hugging Jambo and calling him “a little scrunkly” was very cute.
2:11 what is this?
Short hair Oriental
@@DJ_02YTIt's a meme, Batman.
@@DJ_02YT my left testicle
yes but i love cornstarch
I think you mean Jschlittle
12:14 this man sounds like he is having such a fun time. I dont know how to describe it, but he just sounds like he's living life to the fullest in this moment.
schlatt’s anger at the boy scouts selling popcorn is really spoken like a boy scout that couldn’t sell enough tins of popcorn to get that marshmallow cannon in 2008
My biggest flex was i sold enough to get a new 3ds from the council
Dude my troop didn’t sell shit for popcorn yet one dude always had a ridiculous amount
BOS// WHERES TYE COD VOD😢🤣😘☹️
@@thesquirrel8214 y’all council gave out a 3DS? All we got was a 100$ gift card if you managed to sell over 2000$ of popcorn
@@Ruggedjellyfishingbro you might as well have just ate the popcorn 😂
Hey Schlatt,
quick heads up, whenever you feed your cat with that snack, pour it on a plate 1st instead of letting your cat eat the thing from the packaging. This will avoid accidental cuts caused by the foil to your cats gums ^^. Don't wanna be mean or pointing out, just worried for that little furry friend. Bye bye! Love your content :).
Skobzzz
Good idea, thank you
@@jschlattLIVE Wholesome Jshkonk interaction
@@jschlattLIVE schlonking moment
@@jschlattLIVE yooo schlatt, unrelated, but there are a shit ton of bots and you should probably reupload this video rn to potentially stop it
Holy crap a sane comment. Bravo to you
Schlatt has to have the most terrifying fan base I've ever seen
Welcome to our fan base :)
PLEASE WHERES THE VOD
@@cheddarsunchipsyes8144 jschlattVODS
Not as terrifying as what he did in 1999
Conpared to 1999, I think we're pretty tame.
most youtubers:
youtube overlords, this was a trained professional on a closed course with paramedics nearby
schlatt:
we just witnessed a death. the death of a child.
The "Where's Waldo?" audiobook bit literally made me cry of laughter
Can someone please link the original? I can't find it and NEED it
@@Lancerandduck7 there's one I found on youtube but it's just "not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, Waldo, not waldo... etc"
@@I_Like_Ike53 please give me that then hahaha, it's the same joke that I can show to friends
@@Lancerandduck7 I just searched up wheres Waldo audio book on youtube
I love how Schlatt never actually ranks the TikTok’s
yeah the first time i watched one of these i thought he was just gonna pull out a tier list or something
If he did they would all be F tier
Wait a freaking second…
Trueee
WHAT IM SAYINGG
The fact he managed to kill 6 people when he was less then a year old is honestly really impressive
yes
We don’t talk about what he put in their baby food
First his mother in child birth then his father killed himself from the depression and his 4 siblings attempted to murder him unsuccessfully for killing their mother and were all sentenced to death truly sad
@@hardtailfails wdym obviously nothing happened in ‘99 ?
Fr
I love how schlatt always has some kind of firearm within reach
“You’re not a beast, you’re a little scrunkly.” Is my favorite quote ever. 7:16
968 likes andnno comments? let me fix that
@@terrans2872 0 braincells and a braindead comment? Lemme fix that
"Jambo's on the Schlanket" is my personal favorite.
Right after threatening somebody else's pet with death.
12:42 guy is a inventory specialist they literally just go to stores and take a exact inventory of the entire store Home Depot hires like a army of these guys to do this like once a year it’s a crazy thing to see a bunch of people just looking straight up at the overstock while typing like madmen at the same time honesty it’s impressive
This unironically made me laugh the hardest that I have in recent memory. Thank you Schwartz, I needed that.
I'm so happy for schahtt as he helped me through some hard times, doing great now, thanks Schahtt
Truly a god among men, JSchlitt
Schart has really gotten me through some tough times. Keep up the good work Schart!
Funniest man, schtarch.
I love Jshith
Personal favorites
0:30 scraping
5:21 Grandpa's Skittles
8:57 picture a naked dude
11:06 no dirty balls
12:14 pursuing dogs
13:07 ice boy
15:36 bro went flying
16:10 under Time slopper
18:03 candy cannon
19:18 You're a fuzzy
23:47 Batman
24:16 Lois
26:03 bro was struggling
26:38 buzz
28:35 I luv cornstarch
Schlatt and Julien debating whether greyhounds are "beasts" is something I wanna see now. Full on "nah, that's a small horse" convo.
my dad had a great dane as a kid that was bigger/ taller than him.
great danes are scary af but cuddly he said. that cuddly part was scary tho
Looks like a saluki not a great dane
Someone called mine a small horse once. I get it. Wonderful lovely beasts
@@tempurpdicluv i didnt call it a great dane i told my dads experience with a big dog
@@ComingUpDilhouse they may be big but they are babies
A 30 minute schatt video. We have truly been blessed
Yeah but its dogshit so whatever
@Patrick39 no
After the video ended, I didn't feel blessed 🥲
True
i love shat
This community's ability to just hive mind choose one type of video and send it will always amaze me
@chad007. lmao
I Love Undertime Slopper
the corn starch videos near the end were truly one of a kind
that's what happens when your whole "humor" is copying and pasting
18:36 there is no way why was that transition so SMOOTH 😭
What the hell is that thing in the thumbnail, cat looks weird too
Dude looks like mike finger
Waltuh, put your duck away waltuh
Kid named thing
Love that for you
As a boy scout who did not sell popcorn as our fundraising, but instead sold Christmas trees and wreaths, I agree with your statement as I have been able to marked Christmas Wreaths as Holiday wreaths to people who do not celebrate Christmas. I am a master businessman.
I’m also in scouting, we’ve slowed on selling popcorn and have tried other fundraisers the recent one was maple syrup.
My troop stopped doing popcorn forever ago. It was rarely profitable.
We sell pumpkins
same bro
I had to sell popcorn with some kid I didn’t know outside of a tractor supply for 2 hours. We sold like, 3 bags, one of which was from some guy who felt bad so bought one and gave it to us.
Schlatt being genuinely disturbed by a borzoi is my favorite thing
Silksong
Think that's a greyhound
well a borzoi is like a russian hunting dog bred to sniff animals out and eat them
also why is the comments just talking about hollow knight silksong, like its a good game but why here
@@dreamypizza8458 borzoi fun fact they aren't scent hounds! They are sight hounds, hence the very long face to give them a wider field of vision!
@@spoonsrattling ah thank you, must have misread something
At 12:42 I actually did this job for a short while while living on the road. Its called Inventory Auditing. That gizmo he's using is essentially a calculator that saves all the location data for Item SKUs and the value of each item. Theres different types of audits but the 2 big ones are financial and SKU audits. Financial is where we manually input the value of each item and count out the items on a given display then total it out at the end to compare how much they've sold versus how much they have. Helps with loss prevention. And SKU is where you scan each item and input how many they have so they can get an exact readout of how much of what they have. Financial is easier because once you learn how much certain types of items are you can just glance at a shelf, put in 2.39 then just 19 and it totals out allowing you to move on. You get pretty quick at it. Can actually be fun, but you gotta drive alot. This homie was goin turbo mode, probably because he wanted to finish early. Most times if you finish your audit quickly you can just go home.
I’m so glad that Undertime Slopper is getting more attention it’s so weirdly hilarious 💀
I love undertime slopper
I love undertime slopper
i love undertime slopper
I love undertime slopper
i love undertime slopper
Respect for Schlatt for going through hours of pain and suffering for us, truly one of the toughest jobs out there, harder then your 9-5 job
Schlatt having an mental break is the funniest thing ever. EDIT: bots/spam I can’t stand them
True xD
Always
*Ok_Dont_Read_My_Namess* 😑.......
Well last time he had a mental break it didn’t go so well for 46 men and women
HELP IM DROWNING IN BOTS AAAAAAAAAAAAA
4:45 he's blushing also don't forget '99
He really needs to do one of these with a eye tracker 😂😂
ABSOLUTELY OMG
fr
Especially with that one guy that appears in his tiktok videos
@@muak_kuak you mean the man with the cake- I mean the man in a suit
Yessss we need that 😭
Schlatt interacting with jambo is always so nice. Love the wholesome cat time from a not wholesome man. And the cute kitty getting a bit of his cursed vibe.
I'll be honest I'd break character too if jambo came up to me.
jschlatt breaks character alot too on his other channel theweeklyslap
its for serious stuff, he posts life advice there
the geniune happiness that schlatt excreted when he saw that kid saying half-jokes was actually wholesome.
or is it secreted?
you didn't have to use that word 😐
@@JACKHARRINGTON quexcreted
@@necromechx but i did :C
@@necromechx the happiness he ejaculated, released, ejected, discharged, expelled, emitted, disgorged, exuded and spouted out is so w *hole* some
12:03 love the fact Schlatt instead of just getting of the bed to be in camera view just does this weird gremlin squat on the bed instead 😂
15:05 as a Girl Scout having a Cub Scout/Boy Scout sibling I don’t know how to feel though-
I had a friendly interaction with Jschaltt the other week! He was kind enough to spit on me and call me an "Ugly fucking horse". Truly made my day! Before he left he made sure to shave my head and punch my face. I have a few bruises from that hit, so glad I have memories to remind about this day. Quite a heartwarming experience! 💞💞
Well, at least you didn't suffer what Mr. Hands suffered
Don't Google Mister Hands
love it 😍
0:50 this was a blunder. If he had put the lemon in the cup he could have then rotated the potato to win.
WHAT IS THIS GAME EVEN I'm SO CONFUSED
@@gelatinous6915 Game name: fuck around and find out
@@gelatinous6915only real ones know how to play that game.
Just tell me what its called mannnn I'm too old to know this shit on my own@@popperroux
But if he took the tape measure out of the cup you could still counter the rotated potato
The middle aged lady confidently saying 'oh you're a fuzzy?' is actually rather humerus
indeed fine sir
I find it quite patella
@@jgcoverkknot5701it’s rather radius to me
I just realized, she might've meant "furry" lmao
@@asylumthundr2765quite fibula indeed
3:26 what a cut 💀
12:08 i love how schlatt once said he hates the schlanket and now he had one lmao
This comment gave me an TikTok ad with two animated cats kissing
@@thewas9971 OGM PLAS GOVE ME LINK 😳😳😳
I WANT A SCHLANKET SO BAD- God bless and Jesus loves y’all!!
That pig one is making me hungry
From “can we ban whoever the fuck said schlanket” to making his own schlanket
That half-joke segment hit me with a wave of nostalgia
thanks! that was actually me and i’m so happy that he saw it - it was for a school event
@@williamkaplan1430 bravo dude, it was truly hilarious!
Yeah I miss when he played with Carson
@@williamkaplan1430 absolute Chad
@@williamkaplan1430 yo so was that inspired by schlatt?
Love “Schlatt” interacting with the small men who give him the time of day
@just i c e no one cares
*Ok_Dont_Read_My_Namess* 😑.......
Love "Schlatt" "interacting" with the "small" "men" who give "him" the time of "day"
was up with all these bots in the replys 💀💀
Why are there so many bots?!?!
1:22 for some reason, that Egyptian cat disrupting the shot made me spit my drink out laughing.
As a Boy Scout, I really appreciate schlatt telling me to get life, as it’s the rank right before eagle. Thank you, not many encourage me to advance in my boy scout career, so this was really special. 15:06
You got this champ! I succeeded on getting my Eagle Rank so I believe you can get it too!
boyscouts are the nature equivalent to soccer players
Boy Scouts are boys
@@danieltucker1403recently got my Eagle. Very good feeling.
You know it’s a good day when Shitter posts a new video
Jschlitoris
Shjicnhus
Shlanye Schlest
He hates “Schlews”
Shitler
Nothing makes me more excited than seeing Charlie Schlaplin's Reaction content
Stop
8:45 i love how schlatt just pulls out a gun. When bro accidentally makes the soviet emblem
Schlatt discovering UndertimeSlopper is what i needed to make my day
@Jeremy I love undertime slopper
I love underlime slopper
i like how schatt just casually has guns at his computer
'schlatt'
For Both To Have Ease Of Access In Case One Of Them Becomes Troublesome
I wish you did more of these live. Your and chat's interactions are just so funny and they add so much.
its very risky tho, its hard to control and check if something doesnt break tos live
@@ps1hagridoufofcharacter the videos are compiled by mods in his subreddit and he streams his reactions. none of them break TOS because the mods make sure they dont.
@@IGameShit sc czjzzdx g
WHERES THE VOD FOR THIS ONE PLEASE 💀💀💀
@@cheddarsunchipsyes8144right I can’t find the vod either
2:58 Jambo in the back staring at you wondering why you're talking to your monitor
25:34 got to admit it was a good transition
I normally mind my swears, but this is such a TH-cam move and there is no other word to describe it. Well done
rt game more like uhh boort
I agree. This is such a TH-cam.
It is quite TH-cam.
@@therealtony2009 Shup ya [TH-cam], he's making a stand unlike the rest of us
is this... an rt reference in the wild??
thank you schlatt i had a shit day and these 30 mins of mindless on meth weird af tiktoks are exactly what i need
I’m guessing you could say you had a Jschit day.
Sorry, I’ll get off the stage.
@@kikkomori that was a schlitt joke you should feel schladd
Same
@@deepfriedmicrowavegaming he schould be aschlamed of himself
@@kikkomori YOU STARTED A SMALL CHAIN OF THE EXACT COMMENTS I WANTED LMFAO 💀💀
kinda a schlame there wasn’t more comments tho
BRO I KNOW THE GUY WHO DID THE HALF JOKES I WAS THERE HE WAS ACT SO FUNNY AND HES SUCH A CHILL DUDE
This is the most heart wrenching series of images spliced into a moving picture i have ever seen
I love that soup is Just chilling on the bed behind schlatt during the sponsor segment
8:31 bro just wanted some LEGOs man WHHYYYYYY 😭😭😭😭
10:56 we’ll that guy really knows how to *turn* the tables
Nice
I love how with every one of these videos Schlatt finds 5 different gimmick accounts
14:24 exactly, like if those towers weren’t in the planes way the tragic events would never have happened, they were in the wrong place at the wrong time
9:11 Schlatt knows what true good quality memes are
funni timestamp
i love "his" flabbergasted "face" at 24:15 it really show how much "torture" "schlatt" goes through to give us these videos
The pig one genuinely shocked me so bad I almost fell over in shock
...your pfp is bringing back strange memories
I actually laughed so fucking hard i couldnt breathe
Bless “Shlatt” for how much he endures during these videos, they are truly vial
indeed it was rather flask
It was just so bottle, I bet he feels like flushing himself down the toilet with some Oxy Clean to cleanse his mind. (And get the tough stains out! 💪🏼)
@@ezrelodas 😂😂
As somebody who sold boy scout popcorn when I was 6, I can confirm that nobody likes it, but everyone buys it if you act nice enough.
The effects of post-industrial society on the channel is hitting raw and ruthless.
Love you Big Guy.
I can’t believe “Schlatt” did these “Vile” things.
*Ok_Dont_Read_My_Namess* 😑.......
these comments 💀
Why are there so many bots- bro tf 🤣
And still the vileness pails in comparison to that of the atrocities in 1999 performed by a certain Schlabb
I can’t believe he “rated” these “TikTok’s”
“Third time today I’ve had to de nazi the skeletons” got me
16:10 I Love Undertime Slopper
11:22 this was absolutely DESERVED, fast food workers go through enough bullshit, and the last thing they need is a bullshitter.
I thought that too but the person behind them also has to deal with the accident :(
@@LiaBossaNovawon’t be paying for it tho
thank you so much shlart for helping all of us in these trying times. we love shlart!
SHLART 💀
i schlatt myself
i'm schlitting and schumming rn
Shlart XD
I can't get over schlatt laughing like a maniac over dirt + water = water 😂 edit, I meant mud
Why didn't you just edit it to say mud
@@poison-LICKTHEPOISON fr what an idiot 💀💀
@@poison-LICKTHEPOISONmy thoughts exactly, he thinks this is reddit
8:32 bro really said 🖐thats enough... But I agree that is enough... Screaming in public is crazy.
7:04 I like how Schlatt just casually has that thing chilling by his desktop just in case.
You don’t?
You don't?
You don't?
You don't?
You don't?
I am convinced Undertime Slopper is an A.I trying to replicate gen z humor
I don't doubt that
@samurexatlas7373 what did big guy do in 99?
@@JohnMarston-l1j the most fun he had before he flee a helicopter
@samurexatlas7373 oh so he did a cat
@@JohnMarston-l1j I suppose you could call them that...
14:15 sanest man in New York city
24:15 was..
you know Schlatt worded it perfectly, it moved me to tears
26:03. my face is in a jschlatt video. i have won at life.
You made that absolute classic?
@@NeedSleep1917 yes sir
Bro was fighting for his life for that one toilet visit lol
Anyways congrats dude for making it on a Schlatt video
Yippee
Congrats bro, I’ve seen this clip probably like 827 times, yet I still die laughing every single time somehow
I can’t wait to see “Schlatt” feel sad about what he’s doing. The dodgeball video and Wii video were great, and I hope these well doing videos help make more of the well made ones!
*Ok_Dont_Read_My_Namess* 😑.......
19:59 - To translate: "Hello esteemed guests, it appears this hooligan has a table installed on the rear of his motor vehicle. I wonder where he left the chairs. Good heavens"
schlatt seems so much more happy and comfortable recently!!
The dog at 6:36 looks like someone tried to cook a chicken for the first time, and somehow burnt half while leaveing the rest raw.
Borzoi dogs aren’t meant to be shaved
@@TarrareyoutubeOFthat’s not a borzoi
@@TarrareyoutubeOFthat’s a greyhound
I have been here before.
29:30 Reminds me of my parents. The food bank only gave out basic cooking necessities sometimes, so there were days when the only food they had (I wasn’t born yet) was literally cornstarch. And yes, they ate it. It’s better if you put it in water and make a sort of soup, though.
11:22
It's funnier when you realize the courtroom prolly used this TikTok to prove that these two were responsible for the accident.
The best way to admit fault is to post the evidence for all to see. He didn't even check before accelerating backwards, completely did it to himself.
7:38 He takes after his dad
7:49 even better than a thanksgiving meal 😩
Who is that person?
@@johnwilliams7314jerma
@@johnwilliams7314it's the wcout from the hit game team fortress 2
I can't believe the iconic underlime slopper big cookie was copyright claimed
7:36 I swear to god I just heard lin manual miranda when he said "LOOK AT HIM GO!"
every time he says "My name is Schlatt!" I just simply reply with "no it isnt"
Underrated comment 😂
I love how schlatts titles his videos "ranking your tiktoks" but never ranks them
I love undertime slopper
I love undertime slopper
@@tavioli I love undertime slopper
@@AdamTheCannon I love undertime slopper
@@prom1s3. i love undertime slopper
@@AdamTheCannon i love undertime slopper
14:59 As a former boyscout I can confirm no one cares about the fucking popcorn, our troop would order girlscout cookies and include a box with every purchase of popcorn
This guy always finds a way to impress. No gimmicks no funny business just straight up ass 🔥🔥
So... U can tell he's faking it hard right? He's admitted it before. I just wish he wouldn't do it so hard
@@veryfakename2644 fakin' what? His personality...? 😞➡️🥸
@@veryfakename2644 I think he meant 7:54
Not even two months after the "Hershey's kisses" incident. Schlatt is already back