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  • @lancecadiz1253
    @lancecadiz1253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10106

    When the spider returns home it'll tell its family that it was abducted by aliens and then forced to secrete 700meters of silk from its butt.

  • @The_CIA
    @The_CIA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4285

    Richard: Now, we just pinch the end of its butt lightly....
    *Spider: ...harder...*
    Richard: WHAT?
    Spider: WHAT?

    • @DeadKraken
      @DeadKraken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      Spider: I said.....*harder daddy*....
      Richard: 0:29

    • @JamesTheFoxeArt
      @JamesTheFoxeArt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      LadyKraken say how the silk is coming out in a *Mature* way

    • @jhonnrocksword1460
      @jhonnrocksword1460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      U made my day dude! XD

    • @anthonymccall3064
      @anthonymccall3064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bro! 😂😂😂😂

    • @regicidez5361
      @regicidez5361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wait... WHAT!?!

  • @pepperbytez8128
    @pepperbytez8128 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    This definitely is a reason for spiders to be more scared of us than we are of them.

    • @Contortion_KelseyRainn
      @Contortion_KelseyRainn 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      We're stealing it's soon to be home from it's butt

  • @artymewmew7393
    @artymewmew7393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +918

    People: *yt recommendations*
    Me: theodd1sout...

  • @nnighty2845
    @nnighty2845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5917

    Literally no one:
    TH-cam recommendations: *Milking a spider*

    • @slxyerxo
      @slxyerxo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      L

    • @nnighty2845
      @nnighty2845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@god8347
      No u
      *pulls out Uno reverse card*

    • @punished7030
      @punished7030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@nnighty2845 THE PROPHECY FORETOLD THIS

    • @samsonlynard8455
      @samsonlynard8455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      These recommendations are getting out of hand

    • @MGSenpai1000
      @MGSenpai1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I just got this recommendation. Wtfk. I hate spiders. Thx TH-cam.

  • @kiwi4200
    @kiwi4200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2113

    Milking a spider
    *youtube decides to play spiderman trailer ad*

  • @0920francis
    @0920francis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    **reads the title***
    Me: ewww
    **proceeds to watch**

  • @lancomepotatoes5753
    @lancomepotatoes5753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Will Smith: "Ahhh that's hot, that's hot".

  • @xxawesomeorexx5754
    @xxawesomeorexx5754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    0:35 HE LOOKS LIKE HE IS ENJOYING IT WAY TOO MUCH

    • @mrpndaman129
      @mrpndaman129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      LMAO

    • @MEGASTRIX
      @MEGASTRIX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      MmmMMmmMmm spidermilk.

    • @shyleeluvv
      @shyleeluvv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🔫

    • @Malchior_Rises
      @Malchior_Rises 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      BRO RIGHT

    • @nox3004
      @nox3004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Biology is interesting :-/ I can understand his excitement

  • @bjarkijohannes1606
    @bjarkijohannes1606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2268

    That's enough internet for today

    • @addy6670
      @addy6670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      333 likes no comments

    • @MediQate
      @MediQate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      bjarki johannes SpiderVerse profile pic..

    • @martinwrobl4794
      @martinwrobl4794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr

    • @JamesTheFoxeArt
      @JamesTheFoxeArt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bjarki johannes you just feel violated from this video

    • @hitxmark404
      @hitxmark404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My thoughts exactly, beat me to it.

  • @Hanstein.
    @Hanstein. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    "each spider can produce 7 different types of web"
    Me : "lemme guess,
    Taser Web,
    Web Grenade,
    Splitter Web,
    Stun Web,
    Sticky Web,
    Ricochet Web, and
    Regular Web?"

  • @PummPum
    @PummPum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Welcome to another episode of "where has quarantine brought me now?"

    • @jaytater2165
      @jaytater2165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nicole Cookie how did u come to this vid

  • @Dumb-Comment
    @Dumb-Comment 5 ปีที่แล้ว +970

    Spider after returning home, telling her experience at dinner:
    There was a hooman who had a curiosity over my ass liquid.

    • @nw2928
      @nw2928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Dumb Comment ass liquid 😂

    • @taseen7025
      @taseen7025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Telling *her* experience

    • @Dumb-Comment
      @Dumb-Comment 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@taseen7025 yes thank you

    • @ManofOneGod
      @ManofOneGod 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHAHAHAHSHAHDGDFGSGSAFHHAHSHSHSHDAHGSG

    • @bert7651
      @bert7651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Really? Such uncivilized creatures" replied her partner as he sipped his fly.

  • @futurexsacred2237
    @futurexsacred2237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +920

    The Spider Next Day:
    Spider: Hi, My Name Is Mark...
    Other Insects: Hi Mark
    Mark: ...And I’ve Been Milked...
    Other Insects: *GASP* YOU POOR THING

    • @eridanampora3024
      @eridanampora3024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      XD

    • @luisalfredo2722
      @luisalfredo2722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Most underrated comment in history!

    • @ericknorskr8568
      @ericknorskr8568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Spider's arent insects tho

    • @futurexsacred2237
      @futurexsacred2237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Erick Norskr I know spiders aren’t insects but that’s the joke. Now the spider feels weak and joins a support group.

    • @valkyrja--
      @valkyrja-- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's a female

  • @an0ana
    @an0ana ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I have 4 pet regal jumping spiders, and their spinnerets are fascinating and slightly humorous at the same time. I'm amazed at how strong their silk is as they create a safety line while walking on my hand, but their spinnerets look like twirling hemorrhoids to me lol

    • @cojanemanuel8319
      @cojanemanuel8319 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My arachnophobia is going crazy right now..
      How can you sleep with spiders in your house?
      I'm pretty sure I also have spiders in my house but I least don't know about them

    • @an0ana
      @an0ana ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cojanemanuel8319 They just don't scare me anymore ♥ I hold at least one of mine daily. I just see them as cats with 8 legs. I used to be terrified of spiders though, and I was for years. I've never been bitten even with handling them. Just because something has teeth doesn't mean they will bite. They are just sorta adorable web puppies :D

    • @cojanemanuel8319
      @cojanemanuel8319 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@an0ana I'm shocked 😲
      I'm sorry to say this but I smash every spider bigger than my little finger nail.
      I'm afraid of them and I'm a 24 year man..
      There is something wrong with me...

    • @an0ana
      @an0ana ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cojanemanuel8319 Nah, there is absolutely nothing wrong with you ♥ You can't help what you are scared of. I got over my fear slowly while living with my brother in law. He had so many bugs in his house that I started letting the spiders live. I'd see ones I recognized and started giving them names. Helped take some of the fear away.

    • @cojanemanuel8319
      @cojanemanuel8319 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@an0ana Well I hope one day I will be able to fight through this fear..
      I remember when I was a kid my older brother locked me in the attic as a joke and there were a lot of spiders there...that's why I fear them for sure

  • @HiltTilt
    @HiltTilt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    _Everyone:_ " *Damn I really wish youtube would recommend me some top notch Spider Milking videos.* "
    _TH-cam:_ Delivers

  • @mikec4308
    @mikec4308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    1950's: They will have flying cars in the future
    2019: Spider Milk

    • @neelav2394
      @neelav2394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yo originality won't hurt you. Try it sometime.

    • @aphy460
      @aphy460 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh shut up pls..

    • @cybardsands1362
      @cybardsands1362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bestiality has come a long way

    • @alias4795
      @alias4795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shhhh...humanity is still evolving okay?

    • @pvt.prinny759
      @pvt.prinny759 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mike C 2099: spider-man

  • @jamesbrillantes6233
    @jamesbrillantes6233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Humans milk a spider
    Cows: am i a joke to you??

    • @lilmike1549
      @lilmike1549 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shit lame asf. And not even funny

    • @eridanampora3024
      @eridanampora3024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Goats:join the club bud

    • @ratlord7030
      @ratlord7030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lilmike1549 Well, your insults don't sound that good.

  • @ibuzz2544
    @ibuzz2544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Imagine how horrified the spider must’ve been lol

  • @MikeySkywalker
    @MikeySkywalker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I’m so happy they didn’t harm the spider. I saw another video where I thought they nailed it down. This gave great context. I’m glad I looked for more information prior to reacting emotionally. If only we could all make sure we have the facts straight prior to reacting emotionally. Not that I always do that. I don’t.

    • @Mrdestiny17
      @Mrdestiny17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      it's a spider bro

    • @kingexplosionmurderfuckoff9376
      @kingexplosionmurderfuckoff9376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Mrdestiny17 Spiders deserve to live too

    • @kai6952
      @kai6952 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kingexplosionmurderfuckoff9376 bro if u saw one irl ud kill it

    • @scottsepter731
      @scottsepter731 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kingexplosionmurderfuckoff9376 we’d probably die without spiders
      Okay bit of an exaggeration but we’d have less crops without the spiders eating the pests

    • @diobrando6131
      @diobrando6131 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kingexplosionmurderfuckoff9376 its a spider

  • @NuclearDarkvoid
    @NuclearDarkvoid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    When we talk about aliens probing us, we don’t realize we’re the aliens probing a spider.
    ..not exactly but you get it.

    • @lucifer8903
      @lucifer8903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I ain’t gay but an alien can clap these cheeks

    • @NuclearDarkvoid
      @NuclearDarkvoid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lucifer
      You get my special “no homo pass”

    • @_swirlz_4905
      @_swirlz_4905 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lucifer8903 ...

    • @ShakaZ3D
      @ShakaZ3D 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lucifer8903 umm ok you can't say your not gay but then say you want an alien to dig up in your shithole bub

    • @jamesclouse9947
      @jamesclouse9947 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      This is the opposite of probing

  • @eduardovaldez4235
    @eduardovaldez4235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    The spider protec
    The spider attac
    But most importantly he wants his web bac

  • @lemonke2
    @lemonke2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    No one:
    Spider: Damn that long thick stuff was 700 meters in me🥵

  • @flawincode2175
    @flawincode2175 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I once did this to spider under the digital microscope and I recorded it on the video so when I found this vid it was such a relief I am not the only one

  • @chrisoberg6888
    @chrisoberg6888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1433

    I too have a spinnerette that squirts liquid protein

    • @666Tomato666
      @666Tomato666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      if it forms 700m long strands, you may want to have that checked out by a doctor

    • @user-ix7iu4wf8o
      @user-ix7iu4wf8o 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      This, you made my day .... perhaps scientist should milk you too

    • @tashfiazaman2504
      @tashfiazaman2504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      **cOuGh** **coUgH** eHem **cOuGh** **cOuGh** oK.........

    • @etheriousnatsudragneel5835
      @etheriousnatsudragneel5835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@user-ix7iu4wf8o i read that in the voice of a cow boy and it is where af

    • @1337fraggzb00N
      @1337fraggzb00N 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      When I wear my coat, I also squirt liquid protein at random strangers. Now I know it's not a perversion, it's science.

  • @SrScoob.
    @SrScoob. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2679

    Hmm i think thats called rape or is it theft idk either way that spider has been violated

    • @Darren-jt1mw
      @Darren-jt1mw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      in more ways than one...

    • @clownbites2290
      @clownbites2290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Well it's theft...the spider probably feels like it's been mugged

    • @2ndshockarmyoperator393
      @2ndshockarmyoperator393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Waiting for a whooosh ?

    • @zerops4425
      @zerops4425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Chicabo Don I agree poor spider they robbed it lol

    • @SrScoob.
      @SrScoob. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@2ndshockarmyoperator393 you might not get one

  • @recklessrex
    @recklessrex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Richard's anxious concern for the spider is so adorable
    Richard: * wringing hands and shifting nervously * "You're not harming her?"
    Scientist: "nah mate"
    Richard: * instantly less nervous *

  • @Cixteenyne
    @Cixteenyne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I guess you could say the spider was.... butt hurt.
    *Wheezes at own joke*

  • @ericrich3908
    @ericrich3908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1319

    "Labor intensive process milking spiders"
    "And they do not like it"
    "No. They don't"

    • @tokenghost4536
      @tokenghost4536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      *Ties the silk to an auto crank and proceeds to talk over the process* So labor intensive... For the spider maybe.

    • @doffydonquixote4723
      @doffydonquixote4723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That reference tho

    • @AndrewHager02
      @AndrewHager02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And where are they gonna get the nutrients needed to make more thread if we keep milking them of it?

    • @thomasleach8590
      @thomasleach8590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see what you did there 😉

    • @davon6704
      @davon6704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@AndrewHager02 it's just a spider no one cares you would probably kill it if it was in your house anyways

  • @helliox2487
    @helliox2487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    >Going to the local store
    Cashier: "hello sir! is there something i can help you with?"
    Me: *DO YOU HAVE SPIDER MILK?*

    • @9Nineknives9
      @9Nineknives9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice shirt 👌🏻

    • @helliox2487
      @helliox2487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@9Nineknives9 You can compliment me by giving me *SPIDER MILK*

    • @prescott231233
      @prescott231233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No but we have silk
      Get it? Spider milk?

    • @miketurany2082
      @miketurany2082 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      GOT SPIDER MILK?

    • @helliox2487
      @helliox2487 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@prescott231233 you sir get the good ol' *BA DUM TSS*

  • @Eh.He.
    @Eh.He. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:29 This face could definitely become a meme!

  • @TheVGrdifyer
    @TheVGrdifyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I'm really impressed by Hammond, he did a way better job at this than what I expected

  • @rawtrout3402
    @rawtrout3402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "So you're not harming her?"
    "Absolutely not"
    "Uuueueueghhhh

  • @rpb4865
    @rpb4865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    I like that pinning down the spider with pins without hurting it

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      I mean, you can't milk a cow if it's dead...

    • @fidelcatsro6948
      @fidelcatsro6948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@crackedemerald4930 lol

    • @darkblood626
      @darkblood626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Well the pins arn't going through the spider.

    • @poisonedgummiebear5721
      @poisonedgummiebear5721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Those are nails dude

    • @Bubu567
      @Bubu567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@poisonedgummiebear5721 No, they are pins.

  • @lry401
    @lry401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the spider web itself is a miracle of nature.

  • @muffins4848
    @muffins4848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:15 I dont know why these scientists are saying that the spider completely unharmed you can clearly see its front legs have popped open at the main joint. Scientists know everything smh.

  • @muhammaddaffaariqfadilah6536
    @muhammaddaffaariqfadilah6536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    I feel like i'm watching a horror because of the music

    • @FadingFire
      @FadingFire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And his face creeps me out Haha

    • @nickgur3984
      @nickgur3984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whats the music name?

  • @zacharyjones8440
    @zacharyjones8440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    This is EXACTLY what I needed! and to think I've been milking my spiders wrong all this time

    • @Unseasonedsea
      @Unseasonedsea ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ayo?🤨

    • @hillyjaneking
      @hillyjaneking ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What a funny remark.😂

    • @Joshscuntservice
      @Joshscuntservice 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If you don't ask for permission then you're not.

  • @SatishKolli-OM
    @SatishKolli-OM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    wow, the background score even as the spider is being pinned down while being web milked is cryptic like!!!

  • @wasawatrojratchadakorn8921
    @wasawatrojratchadakorn8921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Went from driving cars to milking spiders. What a career

  • @NemaDraws
    @NemaDraws 5 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    1:06 oh so we just gonna zoom in on that, alright cool

  • @gregkaripidis1467
    @gregkaripidis1467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    Me: Eating
    TH-cam recommendations: *Milking a spider*
    Also me: *Flips table*

    • @bullymaguire4457
      @bullymaguire4457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You gonna see me Everywhere You sound very annoying.

    • @gregkaripidis1467
      @gregkaripidis1467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bullymaguire4457 why?

  • @hiimdominic3780
    @hiimdominic3780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video was freaking amazing!

  • @gdaskins
    @gdaskins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Spiders are amazing. I used to be terrified of them and I forced myself to interact with them and watch videos like this to try and understand them. I used to kill them instantly and now I'll take them outside. I appreciate them now and only am timid around the real dangerous ones.

  • @memesyesmemes4057
    @memesyesmemes4057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Just think of this man going home and his kids asking what he does for work
    Dad:
    *i hold down spiders and steal their milk*

  • @dotdotdot1113
    @dotdotdot1113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    It's not really milk tho so why is it called milking? Should be called silking

    • @krisonveloc25
      @krisonveloc25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      click bait purpose

    • @qwoc
      @qwoc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dotdot dot it’s threading spiders asshole

    • @Onidotmoe
      @Onidotmoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Milking snakes for venom is also a thing, probably because it's easy to understand and it shouldn't hurt the animal

    • @jordycolin4390
      @jordycolin4390 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea mostly just to give a general idea, another example is with scorpions as well

  • @nexus1g
    @nexus1g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My man made a spider silk farming mill from Legos.

  • @anikakadar8587
    @anikakadar8587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Spider : yess I am having fun....

  • @kingdoodles8258
    @kingdoodles8258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    When that spider wants revenge and it catches u lacking and milks u don’t be mad 😂😂

    • @RekzysTheTitan
      @RekzysTheTitan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      King Doodles I wouldn’t be mad if a spider jerked me off.

    • @hexaciousjinx6923
      @hexaciousjinx6923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ....
      *LOL*

    • @Malficion
      @Malficion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I've read a hentai about that. Now too bad.

    • @anonymousonion551
      @anonymousonion551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Malicious Affection can you give me sauce for it?

    • @periwinkle1768
      @periwinkle1768 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      wth XD

  • @pd1jdw630
    @pd1jdw630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    When Richard pulls the threads from the spider, I somehow imagined the spider screaming No! God! No! Aaah!

  • @alexandrugabriel1822
    @alexandrugabriel1822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's 3 am and I'm watching a grown man milking a spider...

  • @roughryder5
    @roughryder5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve never been so happy to say that I’m glad I don’t have to worry about getting trapped in a spiders web and then await my pending doom.

  • @Shuriver
    @Shuriver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "PETA wants to know your location"

    • @flappingonlinelogic4611
      @flappingonlinelogic4611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bet they will take away his spider

    • @froggyslap
      @froggyslap 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Flapping Online logic
      then kill it from being ignorant

  • @satrickptar6265
    @satrickptar6265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Imagine milking humans! That was what the spider felt.
    *LAW AND ORDER*

    • @paigehc6659
      @paigehc6659 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ??? What does humans have to do with it??

    • @lllccoo
      @lllccoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@paigehc6659 they milking the spider lollll did ya watch the vid

    • @paigehc6659
      @paigehc6659 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lllccoo not what my comment was referring to, dumbass.

    • @lllccoo
      @lllccoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@paigehc6659 then please be more precise because you are the one that makes no sense dumbfuck

    • @lalo6427
      @lalo6427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@paigehc6659 r/w0o00o000sssSssH

  • @colepatton8330
    @colepatton8330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    Odd1sout anyone?
    Like if you came from him

  • @wade1294
    @wade1294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He's right, the webs are undeniably strong considering the scale.

  • @chrisangulo2329
    @chrisangulo2329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Milk it my man

  • @siberyuswithengard7364
    @siberyuswithengard7364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    You thought you were milking a spider.
    BUT YOU WERE MILKING ME! DIO!

    • @dewae7600
      @dewae7600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Siberyus Withengard Jojo reference?

    • @punished7030
      @punished7030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@dewae7600 nah its a academia reference

    • @dewae7600
      @dewae7600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whiterun Guard oh

    • @seahound317
      @seahound317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was just going to make this frickin joke i glad i scrolled down to see that it was already made

    • @siberyuswithengard7364
      @siberyuswithengard7364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Da Wae everybody loves JoJokes

  • @ArgyrosVivum
    @ArgyrosVivum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was awesome how that spider was webbing it’s food.

  • @TheDarkzHD
    @TheDarkzHD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Let me save you the trouble of looking through the comments:
    *”Literally noone ever: **____*
    *TH-cam recommendations: ____”*

  • @leo1999matt
    @leo1999matt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    As someone who’s only real fear is of spiders I can still say this interests me to a point of almost negating that fear entirely... almost

    • @bimirabu
      @bimirabu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right?! Laying on its back, I almost forgot it was a spider
      until they inserted vids of spiders catching prey _shook_

    • @punished7030
      @punished7030 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah it got kinda horny
      no homo tho

    • @an0ana
      @an0ana ปีที่แล้ว

      Highly recommend you check out into getting a regal jumping spider as a pet. Used to be terrified of spiders, but these guys are so fascinating to watch. It's amazing to observe them watching you and you realize that they are far more terrified of us than we are of them.

    • @pavelstaravoitau7106
      @pavelstaravoitau7106 ปีที่แล้ว

      Remember, we are literal huge monsters that can easily kill them if we want to. They are infinitely more scared of us than we should be of them. And they genuinely have better things to do than harming you. Just be extra respectful yo them in Australia.

  • @kingalphonso872
    @kingalphonso872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    God: *makes spider produce strong web to help capture prey
    Humans: let's use it to make clothing

  • @gamerrevs9404
    @gamerrevs9404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine you're being drained 700 times till you dry

  • @jnaz7785
    @jnaz7785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love watching these kind of videos especially when I'm high

  • @lordcegese1385
    @lordcegese1385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    video: spider studies
    my brain with a james may voice: *HAMMOOOOOOOONDDDD*

  • @stealthguy7249
    @stealthguy7249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    On jah if someone offers me a glass of spider milk im starting a new crusade

  • @iv7158
    @iv7158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So this is why that spider BIT THE HAND instead of anywhere else. It was Traumatized

  • @paulmix6846
    @paulmix6846 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dudes face when he first start milking 😂

  • @yoellimbu8365
    @yoellimbu8365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I M really concerned with my youtube recommendations now

  • @HiKrispy
    @HiKrispy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    I only clicked here for hammond

    • @fidelcatsro6948
      @fidelcatsro6948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hosting science shows is just not hammond...i prefer to see him sitting and quacking in car reviews!

    • @MrcrispyYT
      @MrcrispyYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m here for the spider I prefer Hammond stick with top gear

    • @danielkoskiluoto4499
      @danielkoskiluoto4499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrcrispyYT Grand tour now😖

    • @MrcrispyYT
      @MrcrispyYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea I know Daniel

    • @itachiuchiha2568
      @itachiuchiha2568 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No my Name Is Connor

  • @asianpersuasion4901
    @asianpersuasion4901 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the most interesting video i could find.
    Cured my boredom for 4 minutes

  • @itsjustlukeRevive
    @itsjustlukeRevive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just wait until the spider pins one of us down and milk us...wait... 👀

  • @catsndogs98
    @catsndogs98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    These spiders are girls so well
    “UGUUUU STOP IT SENPAI”

  • @somewolfguy3246
    @somewolfguy3246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Not even a fly:
    TH-cam Recommended: Watch me milk this spider

    • @JustJohn505
      @JustJohn505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow your so original

    • @lucifer8903
      @lucifer8903 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha, this is funny, did you think of this comment?

  • @merandajazz8344
    @merandajazz8344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Why are you watching someone milk a spider"
    Me: Ask TH-cam.

  • @LuisDiaz-kg1fy
    @LuisDiaz-kg1fy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's amazingly beautiful. Mother nature.

  • @AyoJayArr
    @AyoJayArr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The guy milking the spider has the creepiest face while doing it! lol

    • @Katsuni_565
      @Katsuni_565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think it's a kink of his -

  • @jojo_87_xy
    @jojo_87_xy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Spiders are awesome, they are one of the rare animals which can produce something out of their own will from themself

  • @itawesome85
    @itawesome85 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:55 | Spiders talking to a human: Yeah,, we'll make you you'll a house... AND LOOK COOL DOING IT.

  • @makenzienyx923
    @makenzienyx923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The violation of a poor poor spider

  • @MIIC4H
    @MIIC4H 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Charlotte is being violated...

  • @EidolonArt
    @EidolonArt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Does no one else find the pinning down of a spider and extraction of it's silk fairly... gruesome? I get that it was done in the pursuit the science, but i cant help but feel bad for it.

  • @Grinix0
    @Grinix0 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol the music. Also this is like an alien abduction lol

  • @luisr1223
    @luisr1223 ปีที่แล้ว

    Homeboy looked too excited to milk that spider 😂😂😂

  • @maxmustermann5331
    @maxmustermann5331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I'm arachnophobic
    Idk why I clicked this video...

    • @rodneyrosado2214
      @rodneyrosado2214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Badass Danny Most of us don’t know either friend

    • @Cycluing
      @Cycluing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you watching this video then you probably don't have arachnophobic

  • @AndrewHager02
    @AndrewHager02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is all very fascinating, but there’s just one problem I have with this process: spiders can recycle their own thread by eating it so they can use the protein from it to make more. If there aren’t any insects around, how will the spider make more thread if we keep on milking it out of them?

    • @cap4137
      @cap4137 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read it takes a week for the silk to regenerate

    • @AndrewHager02
      @AndrewHager02 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cap4137 Then I’m assuming they’ll have the spiders milked in daily shifts. One group of spiders gets milked the first day of the week, then another on the second, and so on and so forth. I could be wrong, but I can only see it working that way.

    • @cap4137
      @cap4137 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Andrew Hager wouldn’t it just be easier to have two groups of spiders? Batch 1 is milked on week 1, batch 2 on week 2 while batch 1 milk regenerates. They might even have more batches, depends on how many spiders they have I guess.

    • @AndrewHager02
      @AndrewHager02 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cap4137 Hmmm… makes sense.

  • @itz_gacharoxanne7338
    @itz_gacharoxanne7338 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Spider: I'm just going to build my house easy and fast

  • @xxavatimexx5925
    @xxavatimexx5925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Spider at therapy: *oh sir, ive been* *MILKED* *i need* *HELP*
    Therapy: *Oh you* *POOR* *thing!!*

  • @ImperiaGin
    @ImperiaGin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Og top gear hosts are amazing

    • @Tribulation88
      @Tribulation88 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah Angela Rippon is one hell of a lady!

    • @diegoskyHQ
      @diegoskyHQ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everything created in the UK it's good.

  • @weirddogyoutoob6307
    @weirddogyoutoob6307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1930's: in 2018 we will have flying cars.
    2018: MILKING A SPIDER

    • @arcanewasp7361
      @arcanewasp7361 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      2019:

    • @essb800
      @essb800 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Um those dont correspond at all

  • @Raptorboy558
    @Raptorboy558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mann... That's actually "Silking"the spider....😆

  • @zt7564
    @zt7564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Richard Hammond is quite literally the BUTT of everyone’s jokes 😂

  • @tekurukuto5201
    @tekurukuto5201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1969:"i bet in 2019 we'll be milking spiders"
    2019: *flying cars*

  • @downbad8531
    @downbad8531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    1:32 her: *IM COMMIMG*

  • @DefeatedRoyalist
    @DefeatedRoyalist 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have never seen a video about spiders that was equal parts terrifying and beautiful. Bravo Mr. Hammond bravo 😏

    • @requiemchariot3280
      @requiemchariot3280 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brendan Burch does what Hammond even means???

  • @foreverloving5565
    @foreverloving5565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I misread the title I thought it said “making a spider” LOL

  • @derSchweiz
    @derSchweiz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The spider's brain is literally nature's version of an ASIC

    • @matthewmeuwese5331
      @matthewmeuwese5331 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      if you think about it, things we call "alive" are basically organic computers/machines.

  • @CheeseBaller948
    @CheeseBaller948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I’m a youtuber
    *I pull out a spiders silk from its butt* heh
    REEEE

  • @_phong.huynh_
    @_phong.huynh_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've never heard the word "milking" and "spider" in the same sentence before watching this video in my entire life.

  • @urmomizhere
    @urmomizhere 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That spider straight up got violated lol