Rolling in his grave? He would do it himself!!! He would start new Joining Ritual for all of your companions and kill everyone who refused or say "maybe no" to him.
"I killed an arl's son for raping my friend" "You...What?" Its definitely one of those kinds of things that would catch you off guard if someone told you that. Just his reaction to it is hilarious. Complete and utter shock.
@@GabiN64 they probably tabletop rpg’d the storyline multiple times and put in all the best responses people came up with. I’m pretty sure a lot of the crazy dialogue options/choices came about this way.
LOL I've tried to go bad on this game, I just couldn't I like the chars too much to torture them. Instead I just wind up killing anyone who gropes girls or cheats customers or just pisses me off in general. Like that cart guy from lothering or the bartender in Redcliffe.
One female warden traipsing about the Korcari wilds with 3 men wearing nothing but their undies. I'm pretty sure collecting darkspawn blood and finding the treaties was not the highest priority on that Warden's agenda.
@@Ariasofnight I'm responding a bit late lol. The Temple of Andraste's ashes is built on a massive amount of lyrium, Oghren will say that he's feeling it if you take him with you. And that pretty much explain everything : the immortality of the Guardian, the ashes' healing power, it's just an effect of a long exposition to the enormous amount of lyrium in the Mountain. If you kill Leliana, you learn at the end of Inquisition that she was some kind "Lyrium Ghost" all along.
In the end of a game, after exterminating each and every living being in Thedas, without more enemies and NPC's to kill, Warden will cut her own throat and die. THE END
the first convo with the friendly king made me lol so hard king: so tell me friend how is your country, my guards never let me go there you: I KILLED AN ARL'S SON FOR RAPING MY FRIEND king: you.. *what* ...
+Can Toros I don't see what lgbt has to do with having ruthless options? Bioware have always had lgbt characters, they also had a gay lead writer for 10 years. lol
Virtual reality. No matter how much you tell yourself it ain't real, it still hurts to do bad. I totally skipped the bit where you killed the Dog. I can't handle Animals dying in anything. Cold Hearted Gamer.
I'm super late but if I were to make a guess, the video creator didn't want to lose any armor? Not sure why she also stripped down Alistar if that was the case, but I pretty much always do the first few quests with those two naked lmao.
If I ever do a file like this, it'll be with Morrigan, Dog, and Shale. All of them wouldn't care about mindless killing and you can't kill them.(You can kill the dog, but there is no way in hell I'm doing that)
Overall reaction: *mildly amused dark smile and an occasional giggle* "Yes. Yesss kill them all. òwÓ" Exception: *gasp, whimper* "NOOOO! DOOOOOOOOG~! D,: OH THE HUMANITY!!"
“Now we threathen priests how fun” is my favorite quote. Then there is DA:I where you can only mildly annoy your companions and nothing more and everything is retconned.
You missed some scenes. You could have killed the demon AND the warden mage, you could have killed, the highwaymen when you first enter the city, and the elf assasin, I am sure there are more I am missing and that's why I love this game because there is soo much content and its all good. I am playing Dragon age 2 right now but its good but nowhere near as good as origins story and option wise I wish they would have kept the multiple speech options and cunning for extra speech options.
The part of everyone naked at 1:26 gave me a good laugh. I did absolutely the same in order to sell their armor. Duncan killed them while being naked too. Absurd but hilorious and so practical still.
animalman007 I was referencing the fact that his sentence wasn't even close to making sense if you try to read it in the English language, which I suspect was what he was trying to write it in. Not being a grammar Nazi. But I suppose whenever you say something about someone not making any sense, someones gotta get a boner and scan your comment for a typo, even though its not even remotely related to what I was talking about. Genius, pure genius. Also, I still have absolutely no idea what fake VALVE is trying to say, the companions don't have blood on them? Okay?
I love how the greedy merchant in Lothering just stands there and patiently listens to everyone talking about killing him instead of you know, uh, running away.
Leliana's death after you tainted the ashes is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. It's just the way she rages and you just nonchalantly turn around and punt her lmfao.
John Epler(Creative lead on Dragon Age):"Dragon Age is about family being more important than blood. It's about celebrating our diversity and our differences" Obviously he never played Origins. It's so sad for Dragon Age that this soyboy is in charge
Shows you murdering someone with a knife between his ribs, but when it comes to a puppy in the next scene, it fades out. It's more of an atrocity to murder something as pure as a pupper, you can't have that on screen.
Thanks for making this video. Sometimes I'm tempted to see what happens when I choose the "bad" option - but now with this video I can have my cake and eat it too. lol
I don't know which I found funnier: the random naked guys or Morrigan wearing Chantry robes.
i dont think the illuminati are luciferian, but yea i agree on the rest^^
I laughed really hard at the naked guy and the injured guy.
Duncan is rolling in his grave...because you are probably looting it LOL
Rolling in his grave? He would do it himself!!! He would start new Joining Ritual for all of your companions and kill everyone who refused or say "maybe no" to him.
😂
Lmao
For what he did to poor Ser Jory, serves him right lol
@@ayf1983 Duncan was a dick
Lol omg 'does the word insane mean anything for you' as he is standing there naked
+Soho Park The clothes they had them wear made me laugh a little
8:38 " WHERE'S THE NEXT ONE ?!" **Looks at Andraste**
*Grabs the Urn and throws it at the high dragons’ head*
The next one!
Leiliana: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....*dies
10/10 for drama
Her death was probably staged. Otherwise she could not reach the Inquisition.
@@ThatSilentGuy she was revived by miracle because the writers forgot you had the option to kill her(i am serious, look it up...)
@@drago3036 that's kinda sad...
@C B if you killed her she is a lyrium ghost in Inquisition
"I killed an arl's son for raping my friend"
"You...What?"
Its definitely one of those kinds of things that would catch you off guard if someone told you that. Just his reaction to it is hilarious. Complete and utter shock.
It's so out of left field. Why is that even a dialogue option to his question lmao
@@GabiN64 they probably tabletop rpg’d the storyline multiple times and put in all the best responses people came up with. I’m pretty sure a lot of the crazy dialogue options/choices came about this way.
@@GabiN64 because is the truth you simpleton
with an elf this psycho running around, the Blight is the least of Fereldens problems XD
That's exactly what I thought when i do my Renegade Cmdr. Shepard run in ME. The Reapers are the least of this galaxy's problems.
@@ayf1983 oi
that knife seems more powerful than your dualwielding swords
Hormer Fitzgerald It's the murder knife. Only appears in cutscenes for murder.
midlifecrisi hates Google + imagine using it in battle...
Murder Knife
Effect: 80% of instant death to enemy
lol
Leliana: Screams at the top of her lungs
Dies...
Alistair and Morrigan: Just don't move and she wont kill you...
Lol!
LMAO
At least they can adapt.
Morrigan in Chantry clothes is a whole new level of irony
@Nabil She is an apostate witch that hates the chantry
I made her wear that too lmao
NOT THE DOG
Most powerful weapons in the entirety of video games;
1. Murder Knife
2. Commander Shepard's Heavy Pistol
3. Lightsabers
4. Frostmourne
Im surprised theres nő meme about pullin the Old knife out yet
It’s like mehrunes razor but better
In that order.
I bet you got 100 Approval from Morrigan.
Morrigan liked her so much, she actually went against her programming and fell in love with the warden
Can actually have morrigan fall for fem warden lol did it
@@annoyingPoe15 There's mod called equal love I guess. That makes it possible :D
@@illogicalstuff6099 I'm on console no mods
@@annoyingPoe15 Oops...
Still hilarious how everyone is mostly upset about killing the dog.
Im just upset about lelianna fuck the dog
MgMaster That's because it's the Dog, dude! It's one of the Warden's most loyal companions and adorable to a fault!
MgMaster
You don't get it, you DON'T kill the dog!
LOL I've tried to go bad on this game, I just couldn't I like the chars too much to torture them. Instead I just wind up killing anyone who gropes girls or cheats customers or just pisses me off in general. Like that cart guy from lothering or the bartender in Redcliffe.
Janet Vonnik
i even tried playing as a dalish elf who hates shems just as an incentive to be mean. i ended up being nice
Morrigan is so happy :D
I can't stop laughing
XDDD
+KubissusPL
this video....
Morrigan approves +976
yeah... morrigan love something bad
"I did not see that coming." - Alistair
"Remind me not to get injured anywhere near you." - Alistair
One female warden traipsing about the Korcari wilds with 3 men wearing nothing but their undies. I'm pretty sure collecting darkspawn blood and finding the treaties was not the highest priority on that Warden's agenda.
😂😂😂😂
LOL
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dragon Age: George RR Martin version
+Secret Secretsson How Show!Arya would play it
Oh damn, when you showed Schmooples I totally thought there was an option to kill it right in front of Leliana.
That would be amazing.
'Oh you like it Leliana?' Stomps down on it's neck, 'No subterranean rat pig for you!'
You can feed him to the Werewolf emissiery so there's that.
Three years later, a random guy finds this comment
He laughs so loud it echoes in the room
Duncan disapproves -100...
Morrigan Approves: +100 Love
Alistair "We don't have time...what? You have an urgent meeting somewhere?"
LOL
I've tried being evil several times in Dragon Age... I need more evil companions so I don't feel so bad afterwards lol
That's the only reason I've never been able to finish an evil playthrough of any Bioware game. Damn good guys always hit me in the feels.
Richard Hambel my evil sex friend? 😂
Well, I would need evil friends, so I guess I'd have to decline XD
We would have evil sex.
I love how it's perfectly ok to see how a naked man in a cage gets slaughtered but a dirty dogs death scene is censored.
Watching poor old Lily near the end XD Priceless. *funny battle cry* Warden just stares at her for a second and than she cuts Lily down. XD
LMAO I'm dying
I just can't get over the Cailan reaction part, is "You, what?" is adorably clueless XD
4:13 Sten being Sten... speaking with mechanic naturality after being stabbed a dozen times...
lol Leliana tries to kill you... with song...
I wonder how would she appear in da2 and inquisition now...
@@Ariasofnight I'm responding a bit late lol. The Temple of Andraste's ashes is built on a massive amount of lyrium, Oghren will say that he's feeling it if you take him with you.
And that pretty much explain everything : the immortality of the Guardian, the ashes' healing power, it's just an effect of a long exposition to the enormous amount of lyrium in the Mountain.
If you kill Leliana, you learn at the end of Inquisition that she was some kind "Lyrium Ghost" all along.
Lol Leliana at the end. HAAAAAGGGHHHH hit dead
1:17 I wasn't expecting that. Made me laugh.
"He's already dead. See?" -------I laughed too much xD
Alistair: *watches the Warden stab a prisoner to death*
Alistair: I think Duncan May have made a mistake.
I am glad someone else played these parts, good way to see the 'other side' without having to play it myself.
Hi
Leliana's last words: HWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ah... Origins. Where you could kill every second person you encounter, companions included. Good Times. Get lost, Inquisition.
Alister: "I did not see that coming."
Me neither, buddy, me neither.
You missed the elf messenger at Ostagar!
Calin - "how is it there?
Warden - "i killed an arl's son for raping my friend"
Calin - "you..... whaaat??" (in a tone of complete WTF status)
LOL
Lol I'm dying!
In the end of a game, after exterminating each and every living being in Thedas, without more enemies and NPC's to kill, Warden will cut her own throat and die. THE END
4:27 what the.. Sten approve?! . damn qunary people really love to fight.
It's his respect and submission for losing to someone more dominant than him. The Qunari(at least in Origins) respect the strongest
the first convo with the friendly king made me lol so hard
king: so tell me friend how is your country, my guards never let me go there
you: I KILLED AN ARL'S SON FOR RAPING MY FRIEND
king: you.. *what* ...
You left out the part where the hound master was just "lol whatever" when you kill the dog.
Why is sten wearing a grandma sweater.
It's from Wynne.
Lol I've never seen these before because I couldn't bring myself to be that ruthless, even though I know it's a game xD.
+Jarghen Well, you can't make an true rpg if you appeal to LGBT.
+Can Toros I don't see what lgbt has to do with having ruthless options? Bioware have always had lgbt characters, they also had a gay lead writer for 10 years. lol
+Can Toros
I think you meant to say SJW.
"Does the word insane mean anything to you?" Alistair's reactions were killing me!
I hear you're making a killing! ME TOO!
Funny as fuck.
Why Leliana?..................................WHY HER!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
because of the damn shoes
But she was the hottest Lesbian!
Bisexual, damn it! There's a big difference
Глеб Каменский
I know there's a difference....
I'm Bi myself....
She should have been a Lesbian though....
Глеб Каменский just like zeveran but at least leliana didnt constantly bring it up and get pissed when you tell her your not gay!
Morrigan approves
Virtual reality. No matter how much you tell yourself it ain't real, it still hurts to do bad.
I totally skipped the bit where you killed the Dog. I can't handle Animals dying in anything. Cold Hearted Gamer.
Morigana MUST LOVE you
You killed Dog! Even darkspawn would be like "you a**!'.
This is so awesome! I like how you put swap Leliana's and Morgana's clothes, and do everything to spite everyone. Hilarious.
1:21 Uh... I think the real mystery here is why did everyone but the crazy lady suddenly get naked??
I'm super late but if I were to make a guess, the video creator didn't want to lose any armor? Not sure why she also stripped down Alistar if that was the case, but I pretty much always do the first few quests with those two naked lmao.
Leliana: Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Hilarious
*in attack mode from the start
Alistair has the best reactions, i'd feel like an ass doing this but im lmao over here.
If I ever do a file like this, it'll be with Morrigan, Dog, and Shale. All of them wouldn't care about mindless killing and you can't kill them.(You can kill the dog, but there is no way in hell I'm doing that)
Couldn't you kill Shale if you sided with Branka?
@@datemasamune2904 Yes
"I hear you're making a killing. Me too!" I laughed so hard after reading this
What's the point of being a scrupulous killer if you don't have fun whilst doing it.
Overall reaction: *mildly amused dark smile and an occasional giggle* "Yes. Yesss kill them all. òwÓ"
Exception: *gasp, whimper* "NOOOO! DOOOOOOOOG~! D,: OH THE HUMANITY!!"
Warden alignment - Chaotic Stupid.
“Now we threathen priests how fun” is my favorite quote. Then there is DA:I where you can only mildly annoy your companions and nothing more and everything is retconned.
You missed some scenes. You could have killed the demon AND the warden mage, you could have killed, the highwaymen when you first enter the city, and the elf assasin, I am sure there are more I am missing and that's why I love this game because there is soo much content and its all good. I am playing Dragon age 2 right now but its good but nowhere near as good as origins story and option wise I wish they would have kept the multiple speech options and cunning for extra speech options.
"I killed a arl son for raping my friend!" O_O! You just don't go around saying stuff like that lol! Even to the king lol!
IcedBroom
exactly when i played as a city elf i tried to blend in hate nobles and humans silently but this elf is nuts.
Nah he needs to hear how terrible the conditions are
Alistair's face when he says "I did not see that coming" is priceless XD. This video made me reinstall last night, haven't played this in years.
A lady with an insatiable bloodlust. Now THAT'S my type.
This is why I love the Origins dialogue system, there's so much savagery on what you can say to people.
How did your group not leave?
This video makes me laugh even after 10 years, you are insane
I like how u stripped the noob wardens haha
The part of everyone naked at 1:26 gave me a good laugh. I did absolutely the same in order to sell their armor. Duncan killed them while being naked too. Absurd but hilorious and so practical still.
i thought renegade sheppard was bad...
My Favorite Part about this is the friends reactions. "You...your just killing him?! Are You Mad?"
(Warden gives her a sinister smirk)
1:19 forces all the companions to fight dark spawn naked hahahaz
dude no companions doesn't have blood shit noob
English please? That wasn't even close to a coherent statement. And how does my comment make me a noob? Your either an idiot or a really bad troll.
Camjordan13 look at that companios there dosent have blood on
animalman007 I was referencing the fact that his sentence wasn't even close to making sense if you try to read it in the English language, which I suspect was what he was trying to write it in. Not being a grammar Nazi. But I suppose whenever you say something about someone not making any sense, someones gotta get a boner and scan your comment for a typo, even though its not even remotely related to what I was talking about. Genius, pure genius.
Also, I still have absolutely no idea what fake VALVE is trying to say, the companions don't have blood on them? Okay?
Damn, you killed the dog. I could never. But the people on the other hand... xD
tottaly agreed
i made a psycho dalish elf to get shem vengeance. I liked how you can rp in this game different characters.
I love how the greedy merchant in Lothering just stands there and patiently listens to everyone talking about killing him instead of you know, uh, running away.
This is absolutely hilarious
"I've got to... return to camp."
The cut into the next shot is absolutely perfect xD
oh how i miss beheading stuff, wish they'd add that kind of stuff in DAI
Almost spit out my drink at 1:19. So glad I chose to click on this video.
"everyone...?" "EVERYONE!"
Leliana" NO!! RAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Warden: *slashes once and kills*
LOL
OH HELL YEAH!I GONNA PLAY AS AN INSANE CHARACTER NOW.well...maybe not alistair....just cant find myself to hurt him.you killed poor puppy ;(
Leliana's death after you tainted the ashes is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. It's just the way she rages and you just nonchalantly turn around and punt her lmfao.
You forget that elven messanger Pick.
Bringing companions to face darkspawn naked is already too evil for me D:
The moral of the story kids, never trust a psycho knife-ear.
"I did not see that coming" Fucking shat my pants laughing.
You must be fun at parties.
John Epler(Creative lead on Dragon Age):"Dragon Age is about family being more important than blood. It's about celebrating our diversity and our differences"
Obviously he never played Origins. It's so sad for Dragon Age that this soyboy is in charge
Your doing god's work my son
This is so good, "Shut up and fall in line" xD xD xD
And the Naked companions in the bog... Hilarious.
i know the dog is not real but... still sad
Shows you murdering someone with a knife between his ribs, but when it comes to a puppy in the next scene, it fades out. It's more of an atrocity to murder something as pure as a pupper, you can't have that on screen.
I don't know how you can so evil but you do it good
i cant imagine how happy morrigan must have been in your playthrough
The darkspawn don't seem so bad now, huh? xD
LMAO 10mins straight!! OMG that was funny as heck!!😂😂😂😂
Goodness why is your elf so pissed off. i bet morigan and zavren were your best friends, you even killed wyne!! Alistair must have hated you
Does allistar ever not hate the warden?
I had a very successful relationship with him and my city elf. We romanced and even achieved a happy ending.
Thanks for making this video. Sometimes I'm tempted to see what happens when I choose the "bad" option - but now with this video I can have my cake and eat it too. lol
1:19, why r they all nude?!?!?!?!
Spoilers:
Two of them die by the end of the quest anyways, so you can just steal their equips and sell them/make use of them yourself.
Was anyone else expecting the Warden to kill the nug in front of Leliana in the video?