"Weird Al" Yankovic - It's All About The Pentiums (Official Video)

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  • Music video by "Weird Al" Yankovic performing It's All About The Pentiums. TH-cam view counts pre-VEVO: 73,860 (C) 1999 Volcano Entertainment lll, LLC

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  • @mikecox1974
    @mikecox1974 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

    It takes real talent to be able to parody all the different genres there are and do it so freaking well. Love Weird Al since back in the 80s, dude has a neverending supply of source material.

    • @marigold3687
      @marigold3687 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I was thinking how smart he is to be able to make parodies that make so much sense.

  • @victorluisandrade5251
    @victorluisandrade5251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    "If I ever meet you I´ll Ctrl-Alt-Delete you" is up there with the best line in rap history

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it's ok just throw your 286 away for a Pentium🤣🤣🤣

    • @QueenetBowie
      @QueenetBowie ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Also “I oughta cap you like old yeller, You’re just about as useless as JPEG’s to Helen Keller.” Is pretty solid as well

    • @KirtSchleicher
      @KirtSchleicher ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Didn't Epic Rap Battles of History borrow this line with Skrillex vs Beethoven?

    • @KoolKeithProductions
      @KoolKeithProductions 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​​@@QueenetBowie"...while your computer's crashing, mine's multitasking. It does all my work without me even ASKING..." 😂

    • @naplesbluesrt
      @naplesbluesrt 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      the Helen Keller put me on my knees lol

  • @tmzolf
    @tmzolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2079

    Somehow, this video manages to be completely timeless while simultaneously being the most "late 90s" thing in existence.

    • @jamesslick4790
      @jamesslick4790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      YES, It's open architecture software! Not much is actually "dated" at all in the song. Only "Pentium" and "defragging" would be considered "dated" (and even defragging is STILL a "thing" if one still uses a magnetic HDD). This STILL holds up, AMAZING for a video parody about tech! It IS retro 90's and yet STILL relevant! And STILL AGAIN, It's musically 100x better than the boring droning song that it's a parody of! AL is a LEGEND!

    • @jswajsberg
      @jswajsberg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@jamesslick4790 newsgroups (alt.totalloser) are also not really a thing anymore.

    • @jamesslick4790
      @jamesslick4790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@jswajsberg They kinda live on in things like Subreddits.

    • @DrDeuteron
      @DrDeuteron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      zietgeist bro...the time ghost.

    • @shcubadupa24
      @shcubadupa24 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      kinda like the matrix

  • @turle8645
    @turle8645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1501

    “It was obsolete before I opened the box”
    Is the most accurate prediction anyone has ever made about technology

    • @Sovek86
      @Sovek86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      not so much today, back in the 90s however it was really relevant. Computers were obsolete just a year or two after being bought. My mom had an old AMD K6 computer that was completely smoked in terms of speed by a Celeron 300Mhz.
      Shortly after getting our own computer I met a "friend" who had an actual pentium, boy was that fast compared to our 486, but in just a few years we had a computer faster than it for cheap
      Hell it was so bad it wasnt uncommon to see old computers tossed out to the side of the curb for anyone to pick up.

    • @futsuu
      @futsuu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Less accurate today than when this came out.

    • @sipp8741
      @sipp8741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@futsuu don't worry they're working on getting us back to those days

    • @futsuu
      @futsuu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sipp8741 hey, well if spec improvements over baseline start accelerating that’s a High quality problem to have 😸
      I just got home from a manufacturing, ai, processing and robotics expo in Tokyo. There are exciting things coming.

    • @RowanBird779
      @RowanBird779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Sovek86 About 6 months ago I built a new PC, with a Ryzen 5 1500X
      It was obsolete before I even turned it on, but I knew that, it was a good upgrade from a Phenom II

  • @samw2070
    @samw2070 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    My friend taught a middle school intro to computer science class a few years ago. One of the first assignments was to listen to this song and explain the references.

    • @Daito12Master
      @Daito12Master หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I should do that assignment!

  • @gamingwildlife
    @gamingwildlife 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3225

    100 gigabytes of ram?
    Shit, that's still fucking huge.

    • @ihavevigors4742
      @ihavevigors4742 10 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Hell yeah especially for a PC.. i've installed 256 gig of ram in an HP blade server and i think that's the highest configuration they have to offer today

    • @kosmokat111
      @kosmokat111 10 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      holly2799 oh and you have...TELL US OH GREAT BOOB MASTER AS WE ARE FAR TOO INEPT TO EVER SEDUCE A WOMAN!!!

    • @kosmokat111
      @kosmokat111 10 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      holly2799 btw I have seen boobs... they are nice

    • @holly2799
      @holly2799 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What the actual fuck? lmao

    • @DarkSlayer9587
      @DarkSlayer9587 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      not realy...

  • @desmond1776
    @desmond1776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1133

    T1 home line, 100 GB of RAM, 40 inch flat screen - 2022 and still outrageous. He future-proofed this song better than any movie.

    • @Sight-Beyond-Sight
      @Sight-Beyond-Sight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Except the T1 line (1.5 Megabit). Current lines go 1,000 times faster now. I work in a datacenter with 4x 100 gigabit uplinks (redundancy).

    • @TheLongWind
      @TheLongWind 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      100gb of ram is pretty nice, although it was probably the first generation of DDR.

    • @Sight-Beyond-Sight
      @Sight-Beyond-Sight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@TheLongWind Nah, that predates DDR and was probably 72 pin SDRAM

    • @MarvinPowell1
      @MarvinPowell1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Sight-Beyond-Sight
      Yeah, but that's a commercial line. A T1 line in a private home is still fast as hell.

    • @duboc42
      @duboc42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@MarvinPowell1 my home line is around 300 Mbps

  • @KirbyCoder
    @KirbyCoder 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    "What kind of chip are you using, a dorito?" might be the funniest line this man has ever produced

  • @danielpowers662
    @danielpowers662 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4958

    Only Weird Al could write a song about technology in 1999 and have it still be relevant in 2016.

    • @Maugena
      @Maugena 8 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Yeah, jesus christ. Exactly what I was thinking, lol. Looked old as hell but up to par for terminology.

    • @AndrewJamison79
      @AndrewJamison79 8 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      He had help from his drummer as he himself is not a big computer guy or at least he was not at the time the song came out. He had to get help with computer terms from the drummer but yeah still good song.

    • @carenhall2066
      @carenhall2066 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Did the drummer see the stupidity I saw? 286's were the bomb in the late 80's/early 90's. I was perfectly happy hacking my way into whatever with my 286 until '97, nobody used them but as jokes, even hackers had moved on so it was a pretty bombproof system for logging into networks and entertaining myself.

    • @Twistedpeppermint99
      @Twistedpeppermint99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Exactly..he is an amazing artist.

    • @kwijung
      @kwijung 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Quit your bullshit.
      286 was just a CPU architecture. It had nothing to do with the OS. Regardless of when you had one it would be the same as any other PC, just slower.

  • @MrMoneyclips
    @MrMoneyclips 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4053

    Due to the nature of technology the severity of the insults in this song are amplified as time passes.

    • @torchiest
      @torchiest 9 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      MrMoneyclips And 100GB of RAM is still impressive... for now.

    • @PassportBrosBusinessClass
      @PassportBrosBusinessClass 9 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      +torchiest
      DUDE you can get 128GB of DDR4.

    • @torchiest
      @torchiest 9 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      bigtruckseriesreview Yeah and that's damn impressive!

    • @PassportBrosBusinessClass
      @PassportBrosBusinessClass 9 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I business leased a new computer.
      Last month I bought a home computer: Corei7 TitanX 32GB of DDR3
      At my office: 6700k with Titan X running 3 monitors and 128GB of DDR4.
      I honestly see no fucking difference till I edit video.

    • @AutopsyGremlin
      @AutopsyGremlin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      +bigtruckseriesreview 8GB is really enough for today's things and gaming, only hardcore rendering utilises more than 8GB. I honestly laugh at any gamer saying their PC is better with 16 gig than 8 Gig.

  • @2BChaos
    @2BChaos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    I love how the burn level of “you could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette” has only increased over time. Al really is a genius 😄

    • @jamesslick4790
      @jamesslick4790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He obviously has hip to tech AND the culture behind the tech., there's not a lot that is dated in this! It's only became MORESO. Al is a LEGEND! And, it blows "All about the Benjimans" OUT OF THE WATER!

    • @Cuzjudd
      @Cuzjudd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is the best comment on the Internet

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Reminds me of my first computer. It was WOW: had a 100-meg hard drive! A lot of people didn't have hard drives yet. Everything was on floppies. Yes, it was a 286.

    • @overnightdelivery
      @overnightdelivery ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@marshwetland3808 So were you able to boot up Windows 95 in a day and a half?

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@overnightdelivery I don't think it was Win95. It was Win 3.1. And I didn't bother putting it on my first computer. I just used DOS.

  • @beardedgaming1337
    @beardedgaming1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    to make an entire song with no repeating chorus - about computer tech and have it meaningful and smooth - truly a legend

    • @safffff1000
      @safffff1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same in white and Nerdy

    • @Gamer2k4
      @Gamer2k4 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      What do you mean, "no repeating chorus"? The "all about the Pentiums" lines, followed by the "wanna be hackers? code crackers?" section is absolutely a repeating chorus.
      If you just mean that the verses don't repeat, then yeah, obviously. That's what makes them verses.

  • @pittsburghpirateshat8950
    @pittsburghpirateshat8950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6542

    weird al has managed to remain culturally relevant longer then almost everyone he has parodied

    • @raymondm.3748
      @raymondm.3748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Pittsburgh Pirates Hat
      True

    • @acepedro12
      @acepedro12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      To the point I don't even know who he's supposed to be parodying in this one.

    • @amrak63
      @amrak63 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      @@acepedro12 I am no expert on rap, but I think he was parodying Puff Daddy or Pee Diddy or Poop Doody or whatever he's calling himself this month.

    • @josephatherley
      @josephatherley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      No, this was parodying B. O. B

    • @mikethompson7570
      @mikethompson7570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True fact

  • @WilliamMcCarthyIII
    @WilliamMcCarthyIII 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2416

    "I don't feed trolls and I don't read spam"
    Weird Al's lyrics may be 17 years old but they still hold true to this day.

    • @bengercak8391
      @bengercak8391 9 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Crazy to think the term "troll" was used in 1999.

    • @Nightwishmaster
      @Nightwishmaster 9 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      +EdFan 287 Well yeah, the internet has been around for decades and a lot of things haven't changed at all in certain ways.

    • @bengercak8391
      @bengercak8391 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +PhunkyPhishPhan True. I was born in 2000, so I unfortunately never got to expirence the beginning of the internet.

    • @Nightwishmaster
      @Nightwishmaster 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Ah, fair enough. I wasn't trying to be condescending btw. While the popularity of the internet has obviously exploded in recent years with the invention of facebook and stuff like that a lot of things really haven't changed much. I've been a member of the Tippmann paintball forum for example since 2001 and even though it's slowed way down a lot of the same people from 10+ years ago are all still around, a bunch of us still hang in an IRC chat that has been around since the early 2000s. 15 years later and a lot of things are still exactly the same as they were when I was 13 and just getting in to paintball. So in some ways, sure things are totally different, but in others it really hasn't changed a lot. It is kind of weird to think about though.... It's nice that computer technology has leveled off A LOT and that your computer isn't entirely obsolete 6 months after you got it..

    • @bengercak8391
      @bengercak8391 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +PhunkyPhishPhan It's ok. I didnt take your message in a mean way. I do find web 1.0 fascinating. And it's amazing how much reminits of it remain today.

  • @izzyosborn637
    @izzyosborn637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3792

    This song’s 20 years old and weird Al’s still got more RAM than me...

    • @thehunterator520
      @thehunterator520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      I want to see a computer with 100 gbs of ram from the 90s

    • @megauser8512
      @megauser8512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol

    • @NoESanity
      @NoESanity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@thehunterator520 there were a few, but they had super low clock speeds. a lot of super computers have a side bus that is super large but really slow for dealing with large files like pictures of galaxies billions of light years away. like in the double digit MHz range.

    • @TheLionAndTheLamb777
      @TheLionAndTheLamb777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@NoESanity I remember back in the 90's I read about a supercomputer that ran at 200Mhz! It had over 200 processors though.

    • @NoESanity
      @NoESanity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@TheLionAndTheLamb777 yea, technology from the past is always weird. i remember, even just a few years ago, my 5ghz cpu was being out done by cpu's with only 3ghz, because multi-threading allowed a doubling of cores and thus doubling of power.

  • @adamgentile9714
    @adamgentile9714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1035

    We gotta recognize this guy as a legit rapper…That Helen Keller line is just straight savage…

    • @gretchen8100
      @gretchen8100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      That Hellen Keller line is still my favorite insult. 😎

    • @arbiterskiss6692
      @arbiterskiss6692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Sickest burns you ever heard in rap.

    • @MerchManDan
      @MerchManDan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I remember Al on the Arsenio Hall Show in the mid-90s, describing rap as a natural progression of music. First, rock'n'roll was invented for kids who couldn't sing very well, then rap was invented for kids who couldn't sing at all 😁

    • @zimriel
      @zimriel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MerchManDan I saw that too :^x

    • @marvelousmrjohn
      @marvelousmrjohn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I once told a mf that his argument was as useless as jpegs to Helen Keller. Didn't even rhyme it with anything else. Bruh was so mad all he responded with was a generic "yo momma." This line slaps.

  • @fiercekrypton
    @fiercekrypton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3872

    How do you make an entire song about computers and technology and all of it holds up 20 years later?

    • @fireman_17
      @fireman_17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Weird Al should totally remix his song to update it.. 🤘

    • @Ancyker
      @Ancyker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      Some of it doesn't but most of it does. For instance:
      - Y2K reference, obviously
      - While not common, 100GB of RAM is no longer unrealistic (back then it'd be the equivalent to saying 100TB today), I own systems with 128GB
      - 40" monitor - I know people with larger, this is no longer unrealistic
      - You don't defrag SSDs
      - T1s aren't fast (to be fair, this came from a misconception even then, as they weren't fast back then either -- this video is from 1999, cable Internet came out in 1995 and by 1999 it was at speeds around 2+Mbps, T1 is only 1.5Mbps, he should have said T3 [44Mbps] or if he wanted something unrealistic OC-768 or OC-[any large number] for extra unrealism)
      - Ctrl+Alt+Del no longer does what it used to on Windows. (Which, imo, is bad. It performed an essential function that Microsoft, for whatever reason, decided wasn't important.)
      - And the most glaring, Pentium is no longer the top of the Intel line. "It's all about the core i9s" doesn't quite have the same ring to it though.
      These are the ones I remember, there may be more. Most of it holds up pretty well though. Hell, some of the insults gain additional weight because the technology referenced is even older now.

    • @Vengir
      @Vengir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@Ancyker What functions of Ctrl+Alt+Del are you referring to? Task Manager can be opened with Ctrl+Shift+Esc.

    • @Ancyker
      @Ancyker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@Vengir Ctrl+Alt+Del used to be uninterruptable and paused all running applications. That is to say, unless the OS itself was locked up it *always* worked. That is no longer the case and applications can interfere with it negating its use in application-locked scenarios.
      For instance: Say you are playing a game in full screen. The game locks up. The game has exclusive control of the GPU, so ctrl+alt+del and ctrl+alt+esc do nothing since the game is refusing to release control of the GPU (because it has locked up). The old Ctrl+Alt+Del would say f*** you to anything and take complete control to offer a task list allowing you to recover the session. Now, a game locking up results in having to hard reboot the system, even if the OS itself and other applications are still responsive (often indicated by background activity noises, such as Discord notifications).
      Basically, ctrl+alt+del used to be more than a simple task manager. It allowed you to recover from a borked system. The new Task Manager does not do what the old Ctrl+Alt+Del did, it serves as nothing more than a keyboard shortcut for lazy people while it used to be useful for recovering the system from lockups.

    • @ironman5034
      @ironman5034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      It is common knowledge that weird al time travels

  • @TDawgBR
    @TDawgBR 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    25 years later and this song still slaps. And surprisingly not all the references are outdated.

  • @zoeym4868
    @zoeym4868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    Al not only writes the lyrics, but he writes and directs the videos.
    Al is a great song writer, (check out his amazing original songs,) lyricist, writer, (2 of his childrens books are NYT best sellers,) performer, and directer.
    Under rated doesn't come close to describing this man.

    • @Saviola0077
      @Saviola0077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I believe if anyone is deserving of a life time achievement award it is Al, without a doubt. He has remained more relevant than any performer of any type of craft for decades. The level of intellect in his parodies is unmatched. He has better flow than most performers including rappers and his ensamble are always top tier performers as well. One of the pop culture G.O.A.T s

    • @allamericananti-christ666
      @allamericananti-christ666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Guy was valedictorian of his high school. At sixteen.

    • @noxious89123
      @noxious89123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree, although fwiw the NYT best sellers list means nothing. It's a curated list, which basically means they just pick and choose what to put on it. It counts for nothing.

    • @zoeym4868
      @zoeym4868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@noxious89123 The NYT best sellers list is based on how many books are sold.
      Al sold enough books to be listed as a best seller, nox.

    • @Orphioux
      @Orphioux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Being so insanely talented in the arts really left him no option but to be weird.

  • @OctacleEdits
    @OctacleEdits 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    As a testament to how great Weird Al is: when an artist he parodies turns out to be a horrible person, it’s not any harder to listen to Al's parody. I still love the hell out of this and "Trapped in the Drive Thru".

  • @Deloreanfan1981
    @Deloreanfan1981 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Just when you think the video can't get any better, the random Drew Carey cameo takes it to a whole different level.

    • @QueenetBowie
      @QueenetBowie ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol remember when he was randomly on the sims and it just made it better for some reason

    • @ChristineNighting
      @ChristineNighting ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Everyone is talking about the tech, but the thing that really ages this video is Drew Carey 😂

    • @gregking5007
      @gregking5007 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You mean Tom Arnold

    • @iricandescence
      @iricandescence 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yes, that's Tom Arnold.

    • @moneyninja3852
      @moneyninja3852 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yeah, I thought it was Tom Arnold. Not Drew Carey. Thanks for clarifying.@@gregking5007

  • @sakilook
    @sakilook 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +340

    Considering the recent events, we can now treat this as the original song 🙃

    • @JoshuaJacobs83
      @JoshuaJacobs83 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      What happened? Im not culturally versed

    • @dollarcostbackpacker1226
      @dollarcostbackpacker1226 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This was originally a puff daddy song... All about the Benjamin's ( Benjamin's butt whole)​@@JoshuaJacobs83

    • @scratch3406
      @scratch3406 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      @@JoshuaJacobs83p diddy stole this from weird al

    • @kylechildress536
      @kylechildress536 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Always could.

    • @TrueVintageRnBFan
      @TrueVintageRnBFan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂😂

  • @mikesuch9021
    @mikesuch9021 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Weird Al has the most underrated musicians I've ever heard. I've been listening to him since I was 17 years old I'm 62 now.

    • @eyalinbar4845
      @eyalinbar4845 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow thats from the start. I am impressed

    • @lancecozad5704
      @lancecozad5704 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Right behind you. 52 and loved his genius from the Dr Demento first moments.

    • @eadecamp
      @eadecamp ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember him from his Dr. Demento days. I lived in New York in the late 70s and used to listen to KMET when I visited family in Riverside.

    • @williamdavis4809
      @williamdavis4809 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My bologna

  • @KipArmadillo
    @KipArmadillo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Al's probably the only guy who could make a rap video where the half-naked dancers end up being literally the least memorable part. It took me watching this on repeat a dozen times before I realized they were there, looking lovely and throwing down the moves just as hard as the man, himself.

    • @dingfeldersmurfalot4560
      @dingfeldersmurfalot4560 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      LOL seriously, I wanted to look at those wonderful synchronized beauties but Al took my attention 100% elsewhere. They might as well have not been there.

    • @cellostrings2522
      @cellostrings2522 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Al is a genius.

    • @rayjaymor8754
      @rayjaymor8754 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I legitimately had to go back to find them.
      Damn 😅

    • @johnchandler1687
      @johnchandler1687 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I liked the " Platters like" backup group, too. Old school mixed with new.

    • @B_Rowen
      @B_Rowen 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I like when they dance with the floppy disks

  • @FourthDerivative
    @FourthDerivative 3 ปีที่แล้ว +785

    22 years later, this holds up disturbingly well.

    • @andreamitchell4758
      @andreamitchell4758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      because Moore's law has hit the wall

    • @morisan42
      @morisan42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@andreamitchell4758 it actually hasn't

    • @andreamitchell4758
      @andreamitchell4758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@morisan42 it kinda has ,tell me when I can expect a 9ghz cpu? It won't be in 18 months
      And what will they do after they reach 1nm?
      If they can even achieve that
      Quantum tunneling is not going to be able to be overcome ,the most they can do now is advanced layering but for how long?

    • @morisan42
      @morisan42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@andreamitchell4758 lol you don't understand moore's law, moore's law states that the possible number of transistors on a microchip doubles every 2 years, that has nothing to do with cpu clock speed. Currently we are actually going faster than moore's law

    • @brentw6533
      @brentw6533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A few references probably wouldn't be understood by the youngest generation. Heck most people wouldn't know what alt newsgroups are anymore. Dial up internet would be lost on most zoomers as well.

  • @thepixeldad6863
    @thepixeldad6863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1318

    "You're about as useless as JPEG's to Helen Keller". That's just about my favorite lyric of any song, ever.

    • @flonotflow
      @flonotflow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same!!!

    • @dhaucoin
      @dhaucoin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Followed by, 'I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller'
      That, my friends, is a new species of 'brutal'

    • @gillyac81
      @gillyac81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Also love "I got me 100 gb's of RAM, I never feed trolls and I don't read Spam" 😂

    • @RobMacKendrick
      @RobMacKendrick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'll see you that and raise you "Cap ya like Old Yeller". I'm like, "Ouch!"

    • @elebrony
      @elebrony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "In a 32-bit world, you're a two-bit user."

  • @rodbelding9523
    @rodbelding9523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I've been revisiting a lot of Weird Al's songs and this seriously might be his most underrated. The lyrics are insane, this song goes hard.

    • @christophergarza9118
      @christophergarza9118 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes! Underrated indeed! Seeing as I was 14 years old when this came out, I didn’t appreciate

    • @mkmstillstackin
      @mkmstillstackin 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      💯, my favorite of his for sure!

  • @KamiKazeD
    @KamiKazeD ปีที่แล้ว +42

    “It was obsolete before I opened the box”
    Timeless truth

  • @y2andru
    @y2andru 6 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    "While your computers crashing, mines multitasking. It does all the work without me even asking." My god, that's gold.

    • @empath69
      @empath69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Marshall Mathers? Pffft. I think we all know who the REAL Rap God is...

    • @flyingsnow00
      @flyingsnow00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      :D i dont think he was considering ai, but today it's so ironic

    • @kiralynch2423
      @kiralynch2423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think the lyric is "It dug out my worm without me even asking".

    • @kerryhumphries4373
      @kerryhumphries4373 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@empath69 It aint Marshall

    • @musicloverme3993
      @musicloverme3993 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      While my computer gently sleeps...

  • @wronggg
    @wronggg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +981

    "If I ever meet you, I'll Control-Alt-Delete you" is one of the best insults ever.

    • @danfinoia7930
      @danfinoia7930 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Wrong! Someone I knew once said "kid you should uninstall life" and we cracked up for days

    • @jazzphotos
      @jazzphotos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is still one of my favorite quotes EVER.

    • @camazotzz
      @camazotzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You'll open my task manager?

    • @explosionsandstuff7787
      @explosionsandstuff7787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I disagree, he best was "You're just about as useless as jpegs to Helen Keller."

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mic drop. It's the last line of the song.

  • @LeonMire
    @LeonMire 8 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    I've probably watched this 20 times, but I just noticed at 1:02 Bill Gate's coffee mug says "Think similar."
    I died.

    • @kwijung
      @kwijung 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      RIP

    • @OcarinaGuy978
      @OcarinaGuy978 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Nano Boyut that's why apple is trying to be like Samsung right?

    • @koga924
      @koga924 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      lol, how the times have changed...
      Apple- "Introducing... The iPhone 8!!"
      Fans- "Whooo!!!"
      Fans- "What's changed since the iPhone 7?"
      Apple-" now it comes in color red and we removed wireless charging!"
      Fans- "Innovation!" "Brilliance!" "Stunning!"

    • @bitboy6420
      @bitboy6420 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      koga924 I know, everyone’s got a iPhone these days. If someone had a windows phone, THAT would be different.

    • @wreckedcarzz
      @wreckedcarzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bitboy6420 my Lumia 1520 makes sad noises from inside the drawer it lives in 😔

  • @AetigmaFacade
    @AetigmaFacade 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This is actually some dope ass lines. I’ve been listening to him since the beginning and this is one of the best songs, along with Albuquerque, and the Hardware Store. Damn, the hardware store is so insanely epic. And it’s a song he and the band wrote it’s not a cover. I don’t know how he pulls it off live.

    • @joanna8967
      @joanna8967 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Less than half of the songs on Weird Al's 14 studio albums are parodies. AL is an amazing songwriter!!

    • @kerryhumphries4373
      @kerryhumphries4373 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@joanna8967 Two of his band members commented that AL was an "awesome songwriter"( Jim and Bermuda said this in an interview.)

  • @donb6897
    @donb6897 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1725

    "got a flat screen monitor 40 inches wide"
    the lyric was a joke back then... now it's a reality.

    • @kosmasraptis8374
      @kosmasraptis8374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Also "I got me 100GB of RAM"

    • @Reddsoldier
      @Reddsoldier 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      His 20 year old pc is better than what most of us have... Just imagine what rig he's running these days.

    • @fjccommish
      @fjccommish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just one?

    • @jonathanguthrie9368
      @jonathanguthrie9368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@kosmasraptis8374 The compute modules for the system I work on have capacities in excess of a terabyte of RAM. None of the machines I actually use have more than 192GB, though.

    • @TheWorldEnd2
      @TheWorldEnd2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Reddsoldier 100GB of DDR 200MHz RAM cant really beat a modern set of 16GB DDR4 3200MHz RAM. Added to the fact that we have PCIE SSD's now... which completely stomp over the RAM technology of that time. I could pagefile my 1tb NVMe and still be faster than ddr 200mhz. Then you have to realize that the computers of that time were largely limited to maximum 32-bit instructions. Even the cheapest modern CPU's can do 64-bit instructions. The difference here comes down to how much RAM each of these can address. 32 being limited to around 4GB. 64-bit can theoretically address up to 18,446,744,073GB of RAM. Yeah... no, his 2 decade old PC would be good as junk today

  • @ptrd4111
    @ptrd4111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    You really gotta respect Al for his dedication to knowing his topic.

  • @xennial80sxberner
    @xennial80sxberner 8 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    Al was smart to make the specs exaggerated so this song wouldn't become dated fast. 100GB of ram sounded out of this world in 1999, and in 2016 it'd still be pretty amazing.

    • @osga21
      @osga21 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      But now it's achievable, some people rock 128GB of ram

    • @_Kerberos_
      @_Kerberos_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Our blades at work have 256GB of RAM.

    • @mikecrapse5285
      @mikecrapse5285 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I do some DNA analysis on my blade which has 3TB of ram, lol. my home computer only has 64gb though. although his 32 bit reference was dated almost 10 years ago. t1 was also dated 10 or so years ago(only 1.5mbps, which most people get with their 2g phones lol)

    • @aaro1268
      @aaro1268 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Somebody else I know is in that field and it's just insane how much RAM you eat through.

    • @mikecrapse5285
      @mikecrapse5285 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      it's ram vs performance. In this way, we can align an entire 30x oversampled genome in less than 8 hours. Most people boast a week for that size of data.

  • @christineml1476
    @christineml1476 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    This song got me through tech school, it'll always be my favorite.

  • @lamarepository248
    @lamarepository248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    that guy in the background shouting "yeah" is the hero we need

    • @kateruterbories2692
      @kateruterbories2692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That guy in the background is Drew Carey!!

    • @JamMastaJew
      @JamMastaJew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kateruterbories2692 it definitely is not

    • @hernansalto-dumbattemptracing
      @hernansalto-dumbattemptracing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I Think Is Bermuda,the drummer

    • @10DollarProductions
      @10DollarProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dudes fed up with the 9-5 hustle

    • @LinkRocks
      @LinkRocks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@hernansalto-dumbattemptracing Yep it's Bermuda shorts.

  • @MisterRON
    @MisterRON 6 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    It's stunning how relevant this song still is. Weird Al was so ahead of his time with this one.

    • @salazam
      @salazam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      At the time when the internet was just for nerds, he had balls to cater to a niche audience!

  • @Frankincensedjb123
    @Frankincensedjb123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    He's not just a funny guy. He's got the chops of a true performer, the moves, and the lyrical licks.

    • @yamabushi170
      @yamabushi170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, anyone can do a parody but this couples intellect, a sharp wit, a keen eye for the absurd with genuine talent for performance.

    • @Rutabega_NG
      @Rutabega_NG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@yamabushi170 there's a reason his career has outlasted many of those he's parodied.

    • @bobdole4916
      @bobdole4916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Rutabega_NG It's the majority at this point.
      I mean, Al's first album was in 1983 and his most recent was 2014, but he dropped a single in 2018. His career is literally over 30 years old - and not the 30 years old of groups like 98 Degrees where they just tour and keep playing their old stuff for their fans. Al keeps getting scores of new fans whenever he releases a new album.

    • @kerryhumphries4373
      @kerryhumphries4373 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@bobdole4916 Anybody observed AL during an interview? He listens with 100% focus. He never interrupts. He answers directly each question in the order it was posed. When asked a question, he'll often respond, "Thanks for asking." He always gives people his undivided attention. He's very smart. He's also a compassionate guy. It's small wonder AL seems to have transcended the decades. I love AL and his cool band!!!

  • @thebigh4752
    @thebigh4752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    This song has aged better than most software.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      your using a dorrito get a pentium kid🤣🤣🤣

  • @metalmat3651
    @metalmat3651 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "Your waxing your modem trying to make it go faster" and "They call me the king of the spreadsheets
    Got 'em printed out on my bedsheets" are absolute gold.

  • @pauldaly2947
    @pauldaly2947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    When Weird Al's band nails the sound so hard you've forgotten if it's the actual track or not!

  • @ArgieHandle
    @ArgieHandle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Unironically one of Weird Al's strongest tracks. Incredible level of humor and creativity

  • @AdamG1983
    @AdamG1983 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    When he said my Windows boots up in a day and a half, I felt personally attacked.

    • @luxeraph
      @luxeraph 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The heck? Using HDD? Even my old ass pc boots in seconds

  • @RealBlueony
    @RealBlueony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    "If I ever meet you, I'll Control-Alt-Delete you" 20 years later and this is still as savage an insult as the day it was first uttered

    • @daviddavidsonn3578
      @daviddavidsonn3578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      >not using Ctrl+Shit+Esc
      what are you, a moron?

  • @MrZhiBMe
    @MrZhiBMe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    Weird Al needs to be respected as a legit rapper.

    • @The_Real_Indiana_Joe
      @The_Real_Indiana_Joe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Can do it all, and can do it well!

    • @mmjahink
      @mmjahink 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He was on Epic Rap Battles of History in the role of Isaac Newton.

    • @ccricers
      @ccricers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Not rap, but he is already on the Rock & Roll hall of fame

    • @salazam
      @salazam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The word is "legitimate". You sound ignorant.

    • @alwkw3783
      @alwkw3783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@salazam Naw, "legit" is legit. If he was writing a research paper you would be right. This is a comedy parody on TH-cam. You sound uptight.

  • @kevindie
    @kevindie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    *_”If I ever meet chu, I’ll ctrl-alt-delete chu._*
    *_That’s actually a pretty savage line. LOL_*

    • @redclark1257
      @redclark1257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i got banned from 3 games for using it... Ultima Online, waaay back, Guild Wars, and World of Warcraft, worst game I ever played

    • @CountessExplosivo
      @CountessExplosivo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@redclark1257 Ultima Online! God. I miss that so much.

    • @DragonlordVindi
      @DragonlordVindi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds like lyrics from a slice of life anime op. chu

    • @Sirkento
      @Sirkento 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣

    • @MasterLond
      @MasterLond 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@redclark1257 why?

  • @jasonborda4145
    @jasonborda4145 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This has got to be one of the best rap songs ever.

  • @sweesbees
    @sweesbees 4 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    funny how “you’re the biggest joke on the internet” is a much more biting insult in 2020

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Way more competition these days

    • @ingufstudios5913
      @ingufstudios5913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it was probably really bad in 1999 because of the people shitting in a jar and posting it on random fourms. though it's even worse now

    • @roberthenderson3760
      @roberthenderson3760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ingufstudios5913 yeah two girls and a cup.... I just can't... Unsee....It! Lol by far WORST Thing ever Posted. UGHHHH. Lol

    • @justusbowman
      @justusbowman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@roberthenderson3760 I never watched it or got tricked into it (luckily). I knew it would be of the haunting variety. lol

    • @Jadefox32
      @Jadefox32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@roberthenderson3760 So glad I never saw it fortunately my friends TOLD me what it was (even hearing it described still gives me shudders)

  • @KaneRobot
    @KaneRobot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    100GB of RAM is still overkill in 2020. Al is ahead of the game.

    • @zimriel
      @zimriel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      but on a 32 bit processor?
      good thing he's multicore

    • @VitZ9
      @VitZ9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@emeryvr
      No, you can't.
      You can get a Mac and upgrade it with over 1tb of RAM if you want to pay extra, but you can also do that with a PC.
      Nobody sells computers with 1tb of RAM, except maybe Alienware.

    • @mandi8345
      @mandi8345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Only if you're not running multiple VMs and/or your entirely virtualized PoC netstack processing realtime mirrored traffic. Hell....sometimes 1TB might not be enough

    • @beardedgaming1337
      @beardedgaming1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i only got 128gb last year...

    • @onthefence928
      @onthefence928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Brad Bowers not consumer desktops, but a server rack probably could, with multiple multi-core CPUs

  • @rudevoices9204
    @rudevoices9204 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    new rule: anytime the original artist is revealed to be a terrible person, the weird al parody becomes an original song.
    so anyway this is one of my favorite weird al originals

    • @TheRealJackee4
      @TheRealJackee4 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I love that idea

    • @GeneralKenobi547
      @GeneralKenobi547 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      So Word Crimes has been the original song since the beggining

    • @turntablethomas2584
      @turntablethomas2584 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      “Trapped At The Drive Thru” comes to mind

  • @mazz2622
    @mazz2622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
    You've got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser" - possibly one of the greatest nerd-burns in history.

  • @radumarginean969
    @radumarginean969 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    This aged like fine wine, and Weird Al is still killing it :)

    • @chairwood
      @chairwood 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wine Is Not an Emulator

  • @dreamhollow
    @dreamhollow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    "A hundred gigabytes of RAM." It's been freaking years and 100 gigs of RAM is still an insane amount of computer memory.

    • @jarynn8156
      @jarynn8156 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      For home computers, but servers have been there for many years now.

    • @therealax6
      @therealax6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      That's because 100 gigs were a completely insane amount in 1999. 25 times more than 32-bit computers could even address, for starters. And *one* gigabyte of RAM would have been considered as insane back then as 100 is now.

    • @ddplzz
      @ddplzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@therealax6 Funny thing though is we are almost at the point where the song is relevant. 32/64gigs of ram isn't unheard of in high end home builds. and 40 inch "flatscreen" monitors are pretty cheap these days.

    • @NameCallingIsWeak
      @NameCallingIsWeak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Rocking 512GB on a vintage 2015 server at work, but on a 32GB personal laptop in 2019.

    • @ddplzz
      @ddplzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Stackali I use 2x 36 inch 4k monitors at work. I am very aware of the difference between TVs and monitors lol

  • @dankenstein528
    @dankenstein528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "If I ever meet you I'll Control alt delete you." has to be one of the greatest lines ever.

  • @charleszayaz
    @charleszayaz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    at the 40 sec mark when the office worker started screaming "YEAH....", I was sold. lol
    Another Super Classic! Thank you Al

    • @kerryhumphries4373
      @kerryhumphries4373 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That guy screaming "yeah yeah yeah" is AL's drummer, Bermuda Schwartz. He screams this during live performances as well. He offers other vocals also!

  • @tomaszskowronski1406
    @tomaszskowronski1406 7 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    "You're as useles as JPEG's to Hellen Keller"
    That is the best insult in history.

    • @Tom2404
      @Tom2404 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't understand this.

    • @cjxj2202
      @cjxj2202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Tom 2404 She was deaf, and blind.

    • @Tom2404
      @Tom2404 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cjxj2202 oh...

    • @b-chroniumproductions3177
      @b-chroniumproductions3177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I prefer "if I ever meet you, I'll control-alt-delete you"

    • @024t8
      @024t8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This bit is getting me everytime.

  • @gunfuego
    @gunfuego 5 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    As a computer nerd that grew up listening to Weird Al over AOL dialup, this song is priceless nostalgia :)

    • @cep2378
      @cep2378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I still have a buttload of those 3.5" AOL disk. LOL.

    • @JesusChrist-xb7jq
      @JesusChrist-xb7jq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My primary email is still my AOL account that I opened 20 years ago. People laugh at me when they find out, but I figure if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

    • @kateruterbories2692
      @kateruterbories2692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JesusChrist-xb7jq One of the best concerts you can see!! He goes all out!

    • @salazam
      @salazam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No self-respecting computer nerd ever used AOL. Poser!
      Mindspring gang gang!

    • @calanon534
      @calanon534 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ditto.

  • @NiteOwl471
    @NiteOwl471 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Weird Al is truly a NATIONAL TREASURE! His lyrics and performances are amazingly SPOT ON! The relevance of this particular video 30 years later boggles my mind! 🤯

  • @fiercekrypton
    @fiercekrypton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    Only Weird Al could write a song about technology in 1999 and have it still be relevant in 2025

    • @baseduck
      @baseduck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Are you from the future? If so, I have so many questions for you

    • @fiercekrypton
      @fiercekrypton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@baseduck I took a page out of weird Al's book.

    • @hatchhermit77
      @hatchhermit77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Soon this comment's time will come.

    • @eastwing27
      @eastwing27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hello from the future guys. It kinda sux :(

    • @killertigergaming7395
      @killertigergaming7395 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fiercekrypton dang i was going to ask you when gpus will be at msrp

  • @joseph-ow1hf
    @joseph-ow1hf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I think most people would never realize the tremendous amount of effort it took to make all of this work. Might be funny but it's also a bangin' song.

  • @EnvisionerWill
    @EnvisionerWill 8 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    Nice of Al to provide a visual for what a "floppy disk" is, in case there might ever be some unfathomably distant future in which nobody ever used them anymore....

    • @EnvisionerWill
      @EnvisionerWill 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      And most apemen can't detect sarcasm, apparently :)

    • @TheSuperappelflap
      @TheSuperappelflap 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      he didnt deserve for rekt

    • @Shmozone
      @Shmozone 8 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      "Dude did you 3d print the save icon?"

    • @billlupin8345
      @billlupin8345 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It's a diskette. People called 'em floppies because they replaced the 8" floppy disk, which, unlike the diskette, would actually flop if you waved it in the air. Diskettes were a harder plastic.

    • @jaylenbrownfan2112
      @jaylenbrownfan2112 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Kinks give you both an upvote
      "I think I'm sophisticated
      'Cause I'm living my life like a good homosapien
      But all around me, everybody's multiplying
      And they're walking round like flies man
      So I'm no better than the animals sitting in their cages
      In the zoo man
      Because compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees
      I am an Apeman"

  • @Trippy72Spore
    @Trippy72Spore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "My new computer's got the clocks to rock, but it was obsolete before I opened the box" - never a truer word, even today...

  • @AusTheBassBoss
    @AusTheBassBoss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The man at 2:05 with the glasses is my Dad! His name is Darren Carter.

    • @legoman8960
      @legoman8960 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @tonycook1308
      @tonycook1308 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You must be Austin then?

    • @AusTheBassBoss
      @AusTheBassBoss 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@tonycook1308 Yessir! How did you know?

    • @JohnFinger1996
      @JohnFinger1996 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Opsec L

    • @guymankiker5661
      @guymankiker5661 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@AusTheBassBoss that's awesome dude

  • @alvaro1728
    @alvaro1728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1554

    "What kind of chip you got in there, a Dorito?" Intel should adopt this slogan.

    • @GoodGamer3000
      @GoodGamer3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      AMD should, seeing how slow Intel's CPUs look in comparison.

    • @MostafaElSakari
      @MostafaElSakari 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      GoodGamer3000 performance is comparable, Intel is more expensive

    • @GoodGamer3000
      @GoodGamer3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@MostafaElSakari, Intel's 18 core 10980XE is comparable to AMD's 64 core 3990X?

    • @isaakwelch3451
      @isaakwelch3451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@MostafaElSakari right now amd is kicking intel's ass in both the performance/dollar and raw performance game

    • @headbangerdnb
      @headbangerdnb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, that comment sure did backfire on you quick.

  • @HordeNetworksChannel
    @HordeNetworksChannel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1016

    "But it was obsolete before I opened the box"
    weird al had it right fromt he begining

    • @josephkreifelsii6596
      @josephkreifelsii6596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      PC has been this way and always will be. Something to do with Moore's law

    • @martinmortyry7444
      @martinmortyry7444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@josephkreifelsii6596 I wouldn't say always. It's already slowing down, but man, being caught up with the tech back in late 90s' - early to mid 2000s was HELL.

    • @GoodGamer3000
      @GoodGamer3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@josephkreifelsii6596, Moore's Law is dead, and Intel killed it.

    • @justderp5713
      @justderp5713 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nvidia be like

    • @gostigoo6706
      @gostigoo6706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@GoodGamer3000 Intel is trash AMD is where its at, not to mention a beastly setup costs abt 500 GPU and CPU wise and will last you a while. Good parts killed it, not Shitel

  • @fulkegreville4487
    @fulkegreville4487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I never feed trolls and I don't read Spam".
    THIS IS STILL RELEVANT.

  • @cellostrings2522
    @cellostrings2522 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The lyrics are insane. Still totally relevant in 2024! You go Al !!!

  • @robertscottTV
    @robertscottTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    Saw weird al live in concert and this song was actually heavy as fuck and his performance was incredibly solid and impressive

    • @CastleBomb44
      @CastleBomb44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Damnit. I really need to see him live in 2020

    • @classicredwine
      @classicredwine 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Robert Scott TV how was his show overall? Was he entertaining?

    • @crinna
      @crinna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He's one of the best live performers I've ever seen. Absolute top notch showmanship.

    • @Coolreject
      @Coolreject 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same, saw him over a decade ago and it was surprising how hard this song went live, with the strobe and his band playing it heavy metal style

    • @kylemyers9469
      @kylemyers9469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You're so lucky to have seen that

  • @zacharystrobel7646
    @zacharystrobel7646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Can we appreciate the fact that this song goes as hard as it does.

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      (Craig Ferguson voice) I KNOOOW!
      I only heard the original recently, and my first reaction was "God, this is bland."

    • @animist_avery
      @animist_avery 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, very hard indeed. I appreciate that as well.

    • @dark2023-1lovesoni
      @dark2023-1lovesoni ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, I STILL prefer this parody to the original, since 2001. Probably because I like the guitar inclusion

  • @jbuchan12
    @jbuchan12 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The fact that as the years go on, 100gb of RAM is getting more and more realistic is insane. One day a kid will watch this and it won't be a joke.

  • @Foxtrot-Nation
    @Foxtrot-Nation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    I’m about to start a new career soon in IT, so this song definitely resonates with me

    • @screwyoumoon
      @screwyoumoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I just started, about a month ago in some little computer shop that fixes them too. I wish it was this stylish in there.

    • @mat2093
      @mat2093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@screwyoumoon just show up dressed as al in this video blasting this.

    • @icecreamjunkie6790
      @icecreamjunkie6790 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @alanknotts5975
    @alanknotts5975 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This isn't even a parody...These is bars, son!

  • @gladyszryan
    @gladyszryan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    I imagined a Dorito being shoved into the CPU slot on the C64 and can't stop laughing.

  • @jeniferirwin
    @jeniferirwin 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I think my favorite thing about this song has always been the fact that he set out to make it PAINFULLY nerdy, but because of how hard he leaned into it, it somehow looped around into actually being unironically cool.

  • @obstacle1667
    @obstacle1667 8 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    I love how this actually has more views than the original song it's parodying, both the original and the rock remix.

    • @IsmailofeRegime
      @IsmailofeRegime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah Weird Al's parodies are sometimes better known nowadays than the originals. "I Lost on Jeopardy" (parody of "Jeopardy" by The Greg Kihn Band) is another example.

    • @DanielWidrew
      @DanielWidrew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@IsmailofeRegime didn't even know that was a parody

    • @rugerREL07
      @rugerREL07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Memes > the air you breath

  • @DayLateGamerWill
    @DayLateGamerWill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "Where'd you get your CPU? In a box of Cracker Jacks?" Is still something I use to critique people's PCs to this day

  • @fiercekrypton
    @fiercekrypton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    The craziest thing about this is that literally all of it holds up 20 years later.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 ปีที่แล้ว

      nope those old Pentiums sucked balls as they came in three grades shit good and great performers due to their 50 60 and 66mhz front side buses

  • @billyweed835
    @billyweed835 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The hilarious thing is how well this song aged. Like, Pentiums are mid-range and a T1 is now long outdated, sure, but 100 GB of RAM and a 40 inch monitor is still pretty darn impressive. It helps that half the song is insults, which only hit harder the more outdated the tech references get.

  • @koopadude1
    @koopadude1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    From now on this song is it’s own thing. Nobody can convince me otherwise.

  • @7Kingsmen
    @7Kingsmen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “I’ll control Alt delete you” One of the the original hardest bar ever.

  • @brandoncurnutte8235
    @brandoncurnutte8235 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    He had no business going this hard but I'm glad he did

  • @jrodtopo
    @jrodtopo หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "... what kind o' chip you got in there, a dorito?" still hits hard

  • @MrThunderMonky
    @MrThunderMonky 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    we still not talking about how this was a million times better than the original?

    • @notsureiL
      @notsureiL 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Most of his parodies are better than the originals:D

    • @FaradayBananacage
      @FaradayBananacage 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I am Pentium of Borg; Division is Futile, You Will Be Approximated!

    • @jamieh.
      @jamieh. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@notsureiLAll of them

  • @afronight
    @afronight 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    This is one of those songs where the parody is actually better than the source material

    • @cellostrings2522
      @cellostrings2522 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      All of Weird Al’s parodies are better than the original.

  • @indicat
    @indicat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    100 gigs of ram? Filthy casual!! Now excuse me, I need to go wax my modem..

    • @AWISECROW
      @AWISECROW 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      sd-ram :|

    • @paulmoir4452
      @paulmoir4452 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      EDO RAM; it is the worst,
      SDRAM reads in bursts.

    • @nekomasteryoutube3232
      @nekomasteryoutube3232 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      100 Gigs of ram, try 100 Petabytes!

    • @dohmies77
      @dohmies77 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But can it run a Minecraft server?

    • @AWISECROW
      @AWISECROW 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Paul Moir oh god, how far we've come D:

  • @InnocentPizza-tx3kf
    @InnocentPizza-tx3kf 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    The background dude screamin yeah is awesome

    • @kerryhumphries4373
      @kerryhumphries4373 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That guy screamin "yeah yeah yeah" is Bermuda Schwartz his drummer of 40 years!!

  • @dgemini2
    @dgemini2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Still blown away by how genius this is.

  • @TRIGAROLA
    @TRIGAROLA 9 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    The fact he's retained his band for nearly 40 years is worthy of more praise than the Stones, Beetles or Aerosmith.

    • @idunbeezasmart1
      @idunbeezasmart1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +Paul Trieglaff Really? Same guys the entire time? Was it always the same number or did he add more as he became more popular? Not trolling, actually curious.

    • @TRIGAROLA
      @TRIGAROLA 9 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      +idunbeezasmart1 google it. same band, same great taste without the calories.

    • @wilsonharp3340
      @wilsonharp3340 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      +Paul Trieglaff It's amazing to me to look back across the last three decades these guys (John 'Bermuda' Schwartz, Jim West and Steve Jay) have played every single style of pop music imaginable. From Michael Jackson, to Madonna, to Nirvana, to The Doors, to Lady Gaga, to Coolio, to Don McLean, to Puff Daddy, to Chamillionare, to Devo, to The White Stripes.
      Honestly, the band is amazingly versatile and as much a reason for Weird Al's success as his own insane genius. The fact that they have been together since the early 80's is mythic in a way. Absolutely mind-blowing.

    • @psychedeliccarrie5921
      @psychedeliccarrie5921 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Paul Trieglaff Plus the dude looks younger now than he did then.

    • @PhoenixAngel429
      @PhoenixAngel429 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Jesse Nicholson In 1999 he got Lazik and that does affect one's age looks

  • @patrickharris9911
    @patrickharris9911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette” is the greatest diss in the history of rap.

  • @bobhunter3086
    @bobhunter3086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I got a flat screen monitor 40 inches wide...I believe yours says etch a sketch on the side." Major burn.

  • @jasoneverett
    @jasoneverett 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    that dude in the cubicle jumping up and screaming "YEAH" just kills me

  • @yaroslavkurgansky6205
    @yaroslavkurgansky6205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
    Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
    And postin' "me too" like some brain-dead AOL-er
    I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
    You're just about as useless as JPEGs to Hellen Keller"
    Probably one of my favourite verses ever, this is some comedic rhyming genius right there

  • @penepleto1210
    @penepleto1210 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller" remains the hardest, most savage diss line I've ever heard in a rap song

    • @sophiet1576
      @sophiet1576 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah....well, I'll control, alt, delete you.

  • @user-yh8ce7tg8l
    @user-yh8ce7tg8l หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    25 years later and here I am, with a flat screen monitor, 40 inches wide.

  • @dededepression2628
    @dededepression2628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love how all of the insults here just grow even more potent with time

  • @OtoGodfrey
    @OtoGodfrey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Wierd Al sings he got T1, 100GB of RAM and flat screen monitor 40 inches wide. 20+ years later, finally got the 1GBit line, flat screen monitor 60 inches wide and going for the 100GB ram, my childhood fantasy quest of having the computer Wierd Al sings about, soon will be reality.

    • @0verload
      @0verload 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Except you don't want a T1 line, only 1.5 Mbps. Was definitely super fast back in the 90's but we've advanced far beyond that now.

    • @deathgorilla782
      @deathgorilla782 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@0verload wut

    • @wholelottalight
      @wholelottalight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Now just don't feed trolls and don't read spam and you are good to go. Congratulations!

    • @briandougherty9110
      @briandougherty9110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      my new laptop has 32gb of ram and 16gb of vram but it's still a far cry from weird al's computer in 1999.

    • @snikrepak
      @snikrepak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@briandougherty9110 if you grew up in those days, it was the golden age of computer tech, companies actively competing against eachother to push the most MHz on tier CPU's, ATI, 3dfx, Nvidia also fought, tooth and nail. I remember picking up PC gamer with my dad and getting those demo disks. When we moved from the UK to California, we discovered Fryz. Now, what was a teenage PC gamers dream, is now going bankrupt. Tech has advanced so quickly, I couldn't keep up, after the p4 ht I gave up trying to learn the newest chips cards ect.

  • @Jade_Umbra
    @Jade_Umbra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    I just realised Bill Gates mug says "Think Similiar". That's brilliant.

    • @ajack1312
      @ajack1312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh yeah that's awesome. Never noticed that and I've owned a dvd with this vid on it since 2003.

    • @Awelbeckk
      @Awelbeckk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well spotted !!

    • @txm100
      @txm100 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES :D

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean I get it… but hypothetically if I didn’t, how would you explain the joke to me?

    • @Jade_Umbra
      @Jade_Umbra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@OvSpP The motto for apple (at least back when Steve Jobs was in charge) was "think different". So his biggest rival having a mug that was the direct opposite of that is clever

  • @DeadManSinging1
    @DeadManSinging1 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Some of this is still actually relevant, like the line;
    "You've had that computer for a week?
    Throw it away man, its an antique!"

    • @meanmanturbo
      @meanmanturbo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was much more noticable in the late 90's though. A a high end computer would be potato trash just 2 years later. Especialy graphics cards were jumping very quickly.

  • @IdgaradLyracant
    @IdgaradLyracant 8 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    "As useful as JPEGS to Hellen Keller" is one of my favorite lines in this.

    • @Layarion
      @Layarion 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i don't get it though. i'm a computer geek but only my dad seems to get most of the references here.

    • @thewatcher6510
      @thewatcher6510 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +Layarion Helen Keller was deaf, mute, and blind. Also, Old Yeller was a good old dog that went rabid and had to be shot. It's not all about pentiums.

    • @chris1pdx
      @chris1pdx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Only second to "If I ever meet you, I'll Control Alt Delete you".

    • @cernoso
      @cernoso 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's one of the best insults ever.

    • @hippogalacticcheddar2744
      @hippogalacticcheddar2744 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was reading to comments while listening, and right when I started reading that comment, he said that line.