If there is two things I've learned from this channel it's this: 1. NEVER break pasta. EVER. 2. You can never have to many crosses to expell the pasta breaking heathens of this world.
I like how at some parts of the video he is like: Him: get the cross, the other cross, the other other cross, the other other other cross, the other other other other cross, * keeps on going * His friend: *fuck this shit I’m out*
As an Italian and a Catholic, I do in fact have a closet full of crosses to combat the heresy people force upon pizza. I have a crucifix specifically for whenever someone says that they like pineapple on pizza.
Pizza for babies: shows omelette atrocity My baby at 2 years old: chugging neapolitan pizza and being as happy as ever 🤣🤣 Do not call that thing a pizza ever... also make your baby a omelette with cheese, skip the bananas!!!!!!!! 🤢🤢🤢
@pvkslytherin aw thanks! I am italian born and raised and now I live in Germany... what I have seen people here do to italian food is terrible. I wouldn't feed that crap to my baby or myself if they paid me. I have seen pizza with boiled carrots and broccoli on top and white sauce... the smell of that... 🤢🤢
@pvkslytherin be sure I didn't eat it. I just saw it on someone else's plate and walked out of the restaurant altogether 🤣🤣 I proceeded to go home and make a pizza myself 🤣🤣 I go to visit my family in italy every year so I have a chance to eat authentic pizza still 🥰🥰🥰 maybe next time I go you can come, I come from Naples (napoli) where pizza was born and its there I go every year so if you want authentic pizza you will be happy over there 🥰
2:31 Diffrent Messuires About it 2:51 Some overtizing 3:00 Approvements, but not Approved 3:09 Messuires of problem 3:12 Facts about it 3:15 I kinda how i understand😏 Best Video
Am so into seeing this guys, it's so educative, and I of seeing so much this the other day my mum was doing spaghetti she break it and in my head I feel a chill going down my spine hahahah
1:39 it's not just Italians that are upset by this. Cut the pizza properly! I don't care that you have arthritis. (Leave a like if you watch cold ones.)
Every handful of spaghetti broken, you break the bones of an Italian man. For every sin committed against Italian cuisine, it breaks an old Italian woman's heart.
0:23 I'm not even Italian And when I saw that my heart was like OHHH F$%K IT HURTS SO MUCH WHY TIK TIK WHYYY ARE ALL OF THESE TIKTOKERS CRAZYYY WHYYYY SENIORRITA YOU ARE VERY SCAZY SENIORRITA
I’m someone who can’t eat too much or I’ll either get sick or gag. Due to consistency or just the amount I was eating. I used to have to wipe sauce off of pizza because certain places would drown it in sauce, thankfully one of my uncles works at a pizza place. He lets the staff know (because he’s great friends with them) that when I come in I can’t handle to much sauce. Their such nice people because I felt disrespectful when I would wipe aside off the pizza
I’m not even italian but I feel pain when I watch these atrocities happening
Agree
same
Agree
Yesss
same
i love how one is just standing there saying GET THE CROSSSSS!!!!and the other running around finding the crosses
Yes
4:15?
they probably have the cross that jesus was killed on
No.
0:04 Oh my! I love their screaming! 🤣
And i like sceaming😂😂😂😂
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Parents: Gives baby banana pizza
Baby: GET THE CROSS!
So true
THE OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER ONE
That's not a pizza, that's a shitty omelette
@@selenascribbles noww its time for the big one
@@akisadiamond truth
Yo have so many croseses so funny
I’m going to make TikTok videos until they Stitch me
Tomorrow day one : Pasta A La Tea Kettle With chicken from the frozen section
They need them to save this world from these recipes
Lol I remember when I was a child we used to have a gigantic cross in the living room it was too tall, and to heavy for me. 😂
It protects from all the evil spirits😂
They must have a room full of croseses
1:40
every time you cut the pizza wrong, you cut a hole in my heart 😭
True
;-;
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo True
THAT GUY HAS NO SKILLS-
Not Italian but that made through hands on a puppy
I started getting tortured inside after seeing that
0:43 the fact that he just start screaming at him just makes it 10 times better
If there is two things I've learned from this channel it's this:
1. NEVER break pasta. EVER.
2. You can never have to many crosses to expell the pasta breaking heathens of this world.
3.Never boil the pizza
4.Dont put ketchup on pasta
6. you can cleanse ur house from spirits using spaghetti
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱pizzaaaaaaaaaaa
7.no nutella on pasta
8.No cutting pizza wrongly
9. NEVER put pineapple on pizza
1:09 technically they did it even better than the original
3:08 pure art, I will buy it
True
Why would you massacre Italian cuisine like that? I'm not even Italian but the pasta things they cook on tiktok are scary
Grazie grazie grazieeeeee
yep..I agree with you
Loll
Same bro same
sì, questo porta grande vergogna in Italia
0:04 when Me and my sister scream on a terrible roller coaster
I like how at some parts of the video he is like:
Him: get the cross, the other cross, the other other cross, the other other other cross, the other other other other cross, * keeps on going *
His friend: *fuck this shit I’m out*
Can you add me on roblox I’m very bored
@@layalraisi8021 no
@@layalraisi8021 just no
I think it’s not other cross but the older cross
And no offence like really
@@layalraisi8021 no
I love how the white shirt guy would say 'Sorry' to his mom everytime he makes a revised "Italian food"
Edit: *grandmom (thanks guys)
Actually he says Sorry to his grandma. He says "scusa nonna". Nonna means grandma, in Italia to Say "mom" you Say "mamma"
@@SoyBumbador Ah... thanks for correcting.
I think the white shirt guy is Matteo
Im so so sorry nonna pls forgive me nonna
@@idontknowanymore9185 yes, the one in white shirt id Matteo and the one in blue is Emiliano
When Mattè Says "GET THE CROSS"
I Burst Out Laughing ✝️🤣
This mans has the cross for days i mean for days
True
5:17 dirty mind dirty mind dddd dirty mind
As an Italian and a Catholic, I do in fact have a closet full of crosses to combat the heresy people force upon pizza. I have a crucifix specifically for whenever someone says that they like pineapple on pizza.
Ehh, then get the cross, 'cuz I love pineapple pizza tbh lol
5:15 our minds just work differently!
Wdym?
Pizza for babies: shows omelette atrocity
My baby at 2 years old: chugging neapolitan pizza and being as happy as ever 🤣🤣
Do not call that thing a pizza ever... also make your baby a omelette with cheese, skip the bananas!!!!!!!! 🤢🤢🤢
@pvkslytherin aw thanks! I am italian born and raised and now I live in Germany... what I have seen people here do to italian food is terrible. I wouldn't feed that crap to my baby or myself if they paid me. I have seen pizza with boiled carrots and broccoli on top and white sauce... the smell of that... 🤢🤢
@pvkslytherin be sure I didn't eat it. I just saw it on someone else's plate and walked out of the restaurant altogether 🤣🤣 I proceeded to go home and make a pizza myself 🤣🤣
I go to visit my family in italy every year so I have a chance to eat authentic pizza still 🥰🥰🥰 maybe next time I go you can come, I come from Naples (napoli) where pizza was born and its there I go every year so if you want authentic pizza you will be happy over there 🥰
@pvkslytherin yeah 😆 thank the demons? You don't sound like the religious type 🤣 well I am not religious either so... 😊
AAAAAAAAAA CHE DIO MI AIUTIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Its supprising how much cross collections they have
The left guy's hair is smoother than mine
These 2 Italian guys are so funny 😂
4:52 perfect timing
0:44 his scream I can’t- I feel you dude I feel you- 😂🤚🏻
1:19 I laughed at thi for a while TvT
I laughed everytime he showed the cross before cooking😂
4:36
You literally made war with Japan at this point
0:37
Ramen pizza is just disgusting, even Japan won’t be offended.
@@recnews2003 yeah
@@recnews2003 *I'll never forgive the Americans*
I am in love with this Italian guys 😭❤️ they are so cool and funny
Btw noone gonna talk about the cross
Love. Lionfeild. ❤
Here's something for Italians: a lot of Swedes have a specific pair of scissors to cut pizza. They also put ketchup on pasta.
GET THE CROSS!
Lapland free!
2:31 Diffrent Messuires About it
2:51 Some overtizing
3:00 Approvements, but not Approved
3:09 Messuires of problem
3:12 Facts about it
3:15 I kinda how i understand😏
Best Video
The last one
Home Improvement
Am so into seeing this guys, it's so educative, and I of seeing so much this the other day my mum was doing spaghetti she break it and in my head I feel a chill going down my spine hahahah
I love how Emilía get a horse mask instead of a cross 😂
These guys probably have one whole room in their house to store their crosses collection
3:31 I’m Italian and this exists😂😂
I refuse to break my spaghetti in the name of Italy 🇮🇹
1:39 it's not just Italians that are upset by this. Cut the pizza properly! I don't care that you have arthritis.
(Leave a like if you watch cold ones.)
Why are these two brothers funny when confused
This is what being Italian feels like...🥲
Hey
People: *breaks pasta*
Italians: FBI OPEN UP HE BROKE PASTA FBI
I just don’t get why these men have so many crosses 😭
0:05 I Amost Died of Laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
THAT MADE ME BURST IN LAUGH!!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 4:14
The way Emiliano immediately whipped out the cross.🤣🤣
0:45 No,No,NOOOOO!
I am just laughing loudly for the whole video🤣🤣 this is so funny 😀👍
2:31 Oh Italy I am so sorry for this dude in my country to do this I truely respect italy rights...
😀✝️📖🕯️
5:26 the Scream! NO NO NON MANGIARE! xD Love it
Every handful of spaghetti broken, you break the bones of an Italian man. For every sin committed against Italian cuisine, it breaks an old Italian woman's heart.
These guys need a show where they travel the world searching and roasting food
I wonder how MANY crosses does Lionfield have
Love his videos
0:23 I'm not even Italian
And when I saw that my heart was like
OHHH F$%K IT HURTS SO MUCH
WHY TIK TIK WHYYY ARE ALL OF THESE TIKTOKERS CRAZYYY WHYYYY
SENIORRITA YOU ARE VERY SCAZY SENIORRITA
Get the cross 😂😂😂😂😂😂
How many crosses do they have 😂
25 million, six hundred and twenty -eight
Italian videos are a simple technique of a combination of two different video:
1. Pasta getting break in half
2. Intense mad italian screams
Italiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
1:44
Ahh i love geometry so much wait a a minute what is my job? *Realisation*
Wait hold it I just had a fucking bruh moment
Melhores tiktokers🇮🇹
0:44 my actual fav clip
I wonder how much food they waste in these videos lol
I’m someone who can’t eat too much or I’ll either get sick or gag. Due to consistency or just the amount I was eating.
I used to have to wipe sauce off of pizza because certain places would drown it in sauce, thankfully one of my uncles works at a pizza place. He lets the staff know (because he’s great friends with them) that when I come in I can’t handle to much sauce. Their such nice people because I felt disrespectful when I would wipe aside off the pizza
5:20 uh
Such a lovely couple!
Too many other crosses?
4:15 when i saw that i said "MOM GET THE CROSS
soon they will make a cross out of a building
This made my day😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
No one is gonna ask why they have so many crosses?
Nope.
@{🦋butterflyPLAYZ🦋} Thank you,
The fast changing of the crosses after the boiled pizza! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#savepasta
The guy with blue always GRABS THE CROSS
The bigger the cross the more he hates the TikTok aka video
You guys are fantastic. Because I have an Italian friend.
They kinda disrespected the food bro
I died laughing when you pulled out the horse head.
I just love it when people juat really love their culture
I can feel Italians' pain
they have all the cross collection nice
I love the preemptive crosses in these 😸
3:15 Get the cross!
2:34 Get the cross!
Get the cross, the other other cross, the other other other cross...
Imagine if Lionfield walked into the Sainsbury’s Pizza section they would be happy 😂
0:46
"NO NO APOR PAVOR"
(I dunno how to spell it)
Got me😂😂😂😂
Voi ragazzi siete fantastici. Video divertenti! 😅🤣😂🥰😍😘🤗
You guys are so cuteee
4:53 his reaction is so funny! 😂🤣
I love the way he just casually pulls out the cross before making anything
Merry Christmas
i love when they get out a cross so big its outside XD
The flower is pretty!!!
I ador you guys🤣🤣🤣👍❣
1:10 I’d argue they did it better than the original video
I can’t breathe this is hilarious
The best Italians I Ever Seen On the Internet
So funny 🤣 with the cross 😆
lionfield is so funny bro and they make me hangery when they try new food and they make me LOVE where i am from.
" THE OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER CROSS" My fav line by them lol-
1:24
Funniest part🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
you kill every time with every time when you actually try these tiktoks